So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Mbeumo, we can blame SCAMorim, we can blame our setpiece coaches, we can blame our non-existing midfield, we can blame our dogshit goalkeepers, we can blame RATcliffe, we can praise da bee's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Amorim and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed right fucking now. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about the next season, or stopping Liverpool getting #21 for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/?#AmorIN or #AmorOUT?Some helpful links to numb the pain:https://www.instagram.com/rasmus.hoejlundhttps://jlingz.comhttps://x.com/indykailahttps://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/
hello
AmorIN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WE'RE BACK!!
Amorim will be gone after Sunderland
I GOT A FEELIN
GIMME GIMME GIMME A /MUG/ AFTER MIDNIGHT WONT SOMEBODY HELP ME CHASE THE JANNIES AWAY
It happened AGAIN!
we are so back
>13th
Interim
It can't carry on like this can it?
apologize to onana
lmao the look on their faces as they appluad the fans
>>151018850
>>151018850Graham Potter's looking for a job if Yanited are interested
SYSTEM STATUS???
he just needs more time
FEASTING ON THE SOULS OF PLASTICS
WELL WELL WELL
We did it, /mug/bros.We FUCKING did it.
AMORIMSISTERS WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE
https://youtu.be/tpkEW_fXJ0M?si=gIGKkHh4Ybgno9C_So
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvcBqoUn7m4So it happened again.We can blame injuries, we can blame fatigue, we can praise the opponent's effort,But the truth is, it's simply not enough.Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.Don't get me wrong,I still have full faith,In Amorim and the lads.But major re-enforcements are desperately needed,Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about this upcoming season.Or our chances in the Europa League for that matter,Not playing like this.What do you think, /mug/?AmorIN or AmorOUT?Some helpful links to numb the pain,buy JLingz merch today!But even Jesse Lingard couldn't save his brand,seeing debts of almost 300k.Feels like we're all stuck in the same land.So it happened again, /mug/.We've fired Moyes, Van Gaal and Mourinho.Ole gave us hope, but couldn't make it stick.Now Erik Ten bald holds the reigns.But the glory days feel out of reach,"Amorims the man, I still have faith!"But where are the re-enforcements, We so desperately need?But through it all, one truth remains.We'll always soogsx's nudes.So it happened again,We can blame injuries, we can blame fatigue,but the truth is it's simply not enough.Tactics, determination you name it,it all stinks.So it happened again,we need re-enforcements, we need them now.Otherwise I'm not optimistic, about how this goes down.But at least we'll always have soogsx's nudes.What do you think, /mug/?AmorIN or AmorOUT?Tactics stink, determinations gone.Re-enforcements feel like a distant song.But even in the chaos, hope and doom,At least we'll always have soogsx's nudes.
>>151018876Am I the only one who feels bad for him? It's clearly on the players more than him and you can see he regrets taking the job.
>OH WHEN THE /MUG/s come /MUGG/ging in!
>>151018850Should have mentioned the RAT Penandes :D
Remember, there are 0 (zero) refunds on Portuguese league exports, including our managers :)
>13thIt's an improvement on last year
>>151018888
live meltdownhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvvplVlIJ88
>>151018907>>151018909Such a pathetic reaction
Aieeeeeeeeee give him more time
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How many millions is Amorim going to get from those results ?
I miss Ten Hag
>>151018912>still potential
UN-BE-LIEV-ABLE
Day improved.
well well well
I thought /mug/ era was over after Ten Hag. It's time for Eternal /mug/ now.
>even B. Fernandes (P) wasn't enough this time
Goldbridge is accusing amorin of deliberately being shit for the payoff
>>151018876please never leave
ALL BECAUSE OF HORSE CUM
>>151018936Why do you not keep /tuago/ going?
They truly are the English Glasgow Rangers
How do they look more tired then me after a 3 day bender? All they have to worry about is the league.
saeedfantvterrible game today
a pleasure as always, /mug/tricians
>>151018850What’s he thinking about?
Truly the lolcows of the EPL
>>151018924he refuses to adapt and change his meme system. he deserves to be shat on together with his useless players.
>>151018924he had the option to turn it downhe left sporting mid-season for the money
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/sack-amorim-now-thread.489837/
>losing to Stephen Kenny's assistant manager>only scoring once against a jeeoer who let two in against ArmeniaJust liquidate tge club at this point.
>>151018970slimy cunt spent so long defending scamorim and now he's trying desperately to pivot against him without looking like a clown
[Verse: ]I USED TO RULE THE WORLDREFS WOULD RIG WHEN I GAVE THE WORDNOW IN THE DUGOUT I SIT ALONERIGGING GAMES OF SUBBUTEO[Verse: ]I USED TO ROLL AND DIVESEE THE PEN IN THE REFEREE'S EYESCHEERING AS THE SCOUSE WOULD SEETHE"NOW KING KENNY IS DEAD, WE HATE ROY KEANE"ONE MINUTE IT WAS CHAMPIONS LEAGUETHEN LOSING PENS IN THE RAIN AT GRIMSBYAND I DISCOVERED THAT MY PLASTIC FANSWERE FULL KIT WANKERS TO A MAN[Chorus: ]I HEAR THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE THEME RINGINFUCK ME WHY ARE THE SPUDS YIDS SINGINBRUNO MISSES A CRUCIAL DEAD BALLCUNHA MBUENO THEY GAVE ME FUCK ALLTHE TEAM SPOKE REALLY LOUDLY TODAYFERGIE WAS GONE AND THERE WAS NEVERNEVER A SINGLE DOUBTTHAT /MUG/ WAS AMOROUT
>>151018961>Sesko scoredRuined. 007 over.>Cunha didn'tWell he hit 007 but nobody cares.So only>Wirtz>MaduekeLeft.>>151018970Yeah he's telling players to play shit. Genius.
SAY HIS NAME.
>>151018897J U S TUST
>>151018973PT posters are some of the worst of this forsaken website
It's over fellow United Customers
amorim needs more time
>>151018923based
How many /mug/s were there before the banter era? I can't believe we now get these multiple times per week
>A FUCKING WEST HAM REJECT
>>151019012kyiveen
>>151019019is that my boy Nani
>Buy Brentford's best player>Lose to BrentfordWhat did Manchester United mean by this?
https://youtu.be/XhBaXMXChlwand I like it, I like it, I like it, I like itI li li like it, li li liiiiHere we goooooOOOOOOO /mug/ing all over the world
>>151019012soul
>>151018912Based and betpilled
>>151019016I liked popping into /tugao/ and having a laugh with our Greatest Ally.
>>151019019KEEEEEK
>>151018970His name is Brent di Cesare and he's a Forest supporter
>>151019029literally neverthey won 13 leagues in 20 yearsthis is like real madrid becoming oviedo
srayp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHHA79s1BV8&list=RD7ofRApquSbw&index=2
>>151019019fuck you bloody bitch bruno
>/mug/ being made AFTER the gameSee how much more based this is?
should have nabbed him when they had the chance
>>151019019Brunos face lmao
Hahahhahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaahhahhahhahahahhahahhahahahhaahabhahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahaahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahhaa
https://files doot catb0x doot moe/ pjkoc9.mp4
>amorimz keeps starting balalaika istead of the belgian fella they splashed the cash on
do it for her
>>151018986FA Cup. Remember that Sir Jim is planning mid-season friendlies to try and get some money (estimated £5m~ per friendly).
>>151019003Jesus Christ my spelling is shit
SIGN HIM UP
first goal was world class btw
Potter is available btw.
>>151019063We've all learned to hold our piss until the +12 pen has cleared.
Can United REALLY be fixed?
YOULL FIND ME IN THE /MUG/BOTTLE FULL OF BUD
>>151019019Fucking paki
>>151018992why my ramen delivery is taking 90 minutes and somehow this is normal...
>>151018923
might have a massive messy soogs wank now
>>151019093this will complete football
HE NEEDS TO GO!
https://youtu.be/mQ5VWBRulFw?si=bZAV-AouTvExl0Bc
>>151019059banger
>>151019019Rodrygo as the next coach
>100 replies in less than 10 minutesI kneel /mug/GODS...
>>151018992The weather in moortugal
>>151019099Yes, of course. Liverpool were shit until Klopp came. Arsenal were shit and then Arteta did heart surgery and fixed it (they're still shit just not AS shit).
>>151019099I'm not sure but I can certainly give it a go.
>>151019026
Time to sack this farmer's league chancer, he'll never be good enough as long as he has a hole in his arse
>>151019130Liverpool and Arsenal were NEVER as shit as United have been.They weren't finishing bottom half
>>151019086>that united feel
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I was 100% on board with Ruben when he was being hired but he's just not good. he's had nearly a year and a full transfer window and the team is still trashI love giving managers a fair shot, but surely 9 months is enough?
343 AMORIM343THREE FOUR THREE
Brentford fans chanting "Sacked in the morning" towards Ruben Amorim
Selfless United giving promoted teams a chance.
Does anyone has the /mug/ song playlist on YouTube?
Stop playing with 3 defenders bloody bastard bitch
>>151019150true, their historically clownish seasons were finishing 8th (early Arteta and late Brenny/early Klopp)
>>151019176THE SYSTEM IS NOT THE PROBLEM
Squawka on X: "Brentford have won back-to-back league games against Manchester United for the first time in 88 years>The last time Amorim’s Man Utd won an EPL match, without winning by one goal due to a penalty, or the opponent down to 10 man, was 16 March 2025 against Leicester, 6 months agotrolling aside how did their midfield get dominated by 35 year old jordan henderson
amorIN
>/sp/ actually thought the ten hag era was the lowest they could fall
This is one of the better /mug/ in recent weeks. Really quality
Maybe it’s time to face the fact that a shitty Portuguese meme formation can’t stand up in the most competitive league in the world, especially when you have a manager who literally has 1 (one) tactic for 90 minutes.
A depressed drunken Amorim calls you in the middle of the night, asks you a tip to help him improve United. What do you respond?
Sad about Analrim but I am so ready for Potterball
thing is, manure are actually playing wellidk how they choke every game
>>151019194Meme tactic with only 2 in the middle and he refuses to change or even tweak it
Just bring back Ferguson for one last ride>b-but he's too old now!who cares, at this point man utd need actual magic if they want to be good again
>>151019211Use 4 defenders
>>151019211kill yourself
i love /mug/ lads
>>151019130Neither of those were shit. They were not title challengers but they were decent sides who could play a bit. This is a different level. They’re one of the worst sides in the division
>>151019216mental midgets simple as
ABUs laughing, All around usBruno's playing, you having fun?It's the season of relegation fearsMerry /mug/mas, everyone
>>151019192
anyone over 30yo+ will never get used to man united being this shity
What are we gonna do if they actually get relegated? Eternal /mug/?
A bitter sweet /mug/ with Šeško dodging the 007, it would have been so perfect
>>151019221they do need someone used to handling big personalitiessomeone with classic simple tacticssomeone with a knighthoodarise, sir gareth
>>151019211I give him more time
>>151019211l'd say shove my tip in him, but he's already too wide open fucked for my dick, so it wouldn't have any effect
>Buy our system baby Bryan for £75mil>Get told constantly he has cold periods by fans, but nah, 20 goals one season, he's a star>He does not fit the current system of United>No goals. Shocked emojiThanks for the money :)
>>151019257What a boost it will be to championship football
>>151019257>actually get relegatedliterally impossible, they'll get 2 penalties a game if that ever becomes a real possibility
>>151019211tell him to use chatgpt to make new formations every week
GOLDBRIDGE SAYS AMORIMS GONEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj_xvzfbEQ0
>>151019259True. But next week, it's Cunha
>There's players in the PL right now who've only ever known United as a joke
>>151019211I wouldn't say anything. I would listen. And that's what no one else did.
>>151019211Bruno shouldnt be in a position with defensive responsibilities.
>>151019140
>>151019243
>>151019211sorry bro but no coach can save that teamshould have gotten other players
>>151019251Yea I thought the Moyes era was shit but this is something else
Amorim has now lost more than half of the games he’s managed at Manchester United
WHERES THE FAN REACTION VIDEO?
>>151019211I wouldn't say a single word to him. I would listen to what they have to say. And that's what no one did
>>151019269lack of goals aside I think mbuemo has been one of their better players this season
>man utd players get $300,000 a week to lose every gamein the end, the joke is on us
>>151019251Its the gift that keeps on giving.
>>151019130Gerrard actually kept Liverpool afloat during their banter era unlike Penandes.
jfl at those fags complaining about the ref not giving a red along with the pen, it wasn't even a pen to begin with.
>>151019313hes been better than cunha but its a low bar
>>151019315$300k is my financial freedom LIFE goal lolbeen working for 5 years and only 20% done.
>>151019294I think this guy gimmick is funny but he obviously perms his hair for his bit. He posted a vid once of him when his hair was washed and he just looked like a guy with long hair
>>151019266Based bulgarian pencil dick
irish betfagwhereabout in ireland do you live, i will literally book a flight now and come out and fight you and stream it on here
>>151019294based lad
>>151018923What program was used to create this? The singing voice emulation is so good.
PLEASE FOOTBALL GODS!
this /MUG/ brought to you by
>>151019276>is bruno the final BOSS
>>151019257The relegation /mug/ will be the /mug/ to end all /mug/s
>>151019315Yeah it’s funny to laugh at then I realise a guy like Mbuemo is getting hundreds of thousands a week to not even get a shot in 90 minutes.
>Amorim in the PL>W/D/L: 9/7/17>Win%: 27.2%>GD: -14
>>151019294he'll have to give up because there's no way
>>151019372The /mug/ocalypse if you will
>Chelsea lost to THIS
today's goalie has to be even worse than onono. the last goal was a complete joke
>>151018909
>>151019355Yeah I was wondering the same thing. The TTS stuff I've used can't get anywhere near this
>>151019211I'd say this:HAHAHHA GET FUCKED LOLOLOLOL GOING DOWN GOING DOWN GOING DOWNYOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNINSACKED IN THE MOOOOORNINand then hang up.
>>151018912
Hope every single customer suffers.
I think Hearts would batter this Man Utd team
>>151019339Hes never gonna cut his hair. Manu will never string together 5 victories. Its beyond over.
>>151019402KEK
I've never liked Amorim, since the rumors, since he signed. Feels good to know I was right
>>151019407this isn't even his final form
HE'S AVAILABLEBRING HIM BACK
>Last time United won the prem, obama was the president of burgerland>Reddit didn't exist>7-1 hasn't happened yetdamn
>>151019402someone replace the head of the aftv microphone with the man utd mug
>>151019221>Just bring back Ferguson for one last rideHe's 83, hasn't worked for over 10 years and is on the wrong side of a brain haemorrhage.So yeah he probably would be an improvement.
Meanwhile McSauce and Hojlund at SerieA.....
>>151019194Because Bruno doesn't play defense but they bought 2 new 10s pushing him deeper just to keep him on the pitch with them. So essentially they have 1 midfielder doing all the dirty work and getting run off the pitch.
giv it to gigsy 'til the end of the season
>>151019355>>151019392Suno AI
You think Southgate would take the United job at this point?
>>151019390ole was sacked for less
>>151019402lol
>>151019455this american legit knows more about football tactics than ruben amorim
What the fuck does manure do now? They tried proven managers (mourinho, van gaal), ex player manager (ole), project managers (7 hag, amorim). What do they try now??
>>151019453Napoli is stacked
>>151019515sell the club to arabs
>>151019515brexit football
>>151019526is their tactic just signing man utd rejects?
>>151019515Their youth coach.
>>151019515Big Jim is stalking the canteen right now looking for deadwood.
>>151019526>best team in italy is a premier league team>best team in germany is a premier league team
I just looked back at that penalty save and it ricochets off Kelleher a little but not a single, NOT A INGLE Man Utd player was prepped to take advantage of a possibility of a ricochet. Kinder Bueno had like a five econd delayed reaction when the entire Brentford line was a couple of meters ahead to clear the ball. Criminal. Give that Brentford player the red card and I guarantee you they still don't score the equalizer
>>151018923bravo
>>151019472>Suno AII used it before it's insanely good. I didn't know it could clone voices too.
>>151019526>takes your rejects>makes them goodyou know what to do
Update needed as we approach 1 year.
>>151019515unironically southgate
>>151019211I would gladly inform him that United's dire performance is not his fault but of Jews and vaccines.
>>151019579>another 3 at the back merchant
>>151019291Amorim shouldn't be in a position with managerial responsibilities
>>151019614Bro his Napoli plays a back four.
>>151019593Southgate or Rooney
kino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwFxD1M7ihc
>>151019515>>151019593Southgate will kill things in a different way, though. They might grind out some 1-0 wins but people will hate the experience and wonder if it is even worth it
Could he fix yanited?
>>151019582Is he Nunomaxxing? Shave that hair and put on a couple more pounds and they're duplicates
>>151019515Proven managers clearly did the best job, it's just that Manure back then thought second place is not good enough
>Still hasn't won 2 in a rowThe state of Manure
>>151019402HOWLING
>>151019636wtf are these creatures
>>151019515Change comes with solid ownership. They have to ditch the yanks and the big RATcliffe.
Is amorim the worst of the bunch ?
>>151019688nu-english
THANK YOU BASED ((GLAZERS))
>>151019636>average yanited fan in 2025
>>151019648Eh, he is slipping.
>>151019688british
>>151019688quintessential british blokes
>>151019639Getting Southgate in would be like putting your gran in a hospice. Yeah, theres not much you can do now except make them comfortable.
Only zest can combat zest, who is the most zesty manager united can get?
>>151019709>>151019721>>151019725this is fucking crazy, look at his forehead, it's so fat that it started discoloring because the blood isn't reaching it properly
>>151019688https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Manchester
>>151019721this image is making me more racist
>>151019515Van Gaal was unironically just about to kick on and launch a proper title charge when we sacked him for Mourinho. He'd spent a lot of time building up a solid defence and got the squad in good enough shape to win the FA cup, but then got the chop
>>151019702I don't get this take, it's not like the owners are cheap, they are constantly splashing the cash, each past manager was allowed to spend big
PALACE
we might also get a LUG todaywe are eating good
SARR
I think united should try a black manager
>>151019211massive reinforcements are needed
>>151019764Make sure to calm down and not commit any violent crimes, like displaying your country's flag in public.
Decisive /mug/ victory
>>151019433Tens ded baby. Utd killt 'im.
>>151019774One side just doesnt care (glazers), the other knows nothing about football. Its a lot of cooks in the kitchen. So far nobody stood up and said "hey man you are using players that cant play your system and the results are obvious" to Amorim.
Ange unironically could make current United's lineup works
1 A BayinQUEER4M de SHIT5 H MagDIRE23 L POOR2 D DalNO25 M UgSHARTY8 POONO Fernandes (c)13 P DOGPOO19 B MPOOmo 10 M CUNTYha 30 B LESSkoSubstitutes22 T SHITon 31 S LAMENT7 M NOWT11 J TURDzee15 L SORROW 26 A HeavenT GOT A CLUE33 T FredricsDONE35 D PEEón 37 K MainPOO
>>151019741acanthosis nigricans is a common dermatological manifestation of metabolic syndrome.https://ijpgderma.org/clinical-features-investigative-profile-and-association-with-metabolic-syndrome-in-facial-acanthosis-nigricans-a-casecontrol-study-in-indian-patients/
De ligt is so fucking slowan absolute monolith back there. a fucking henge
>>151019724Amoscream (but i have no mouth)
>>151019688Lads down the pub innit proper cheddar men
keeping ten hag would have been better
would mug rather shag soogs or beth from the united stand?
Dyche is unironically the only sensible choice for them right now. They are weak and he will not tolerate it. I pray they go for some forren meme again though. Give it to a fucking indian for all the good it will make.
AND THERE'S THE /mug/ Man U fans are delusional they don't have a better team than Brentford they don't have a better attack than Brentford they don't have a better defence than Brentford they don't have a better midfield than Brentfordtheir away record is terrible Chelsea had 10 men and were playing with brainless ngubus
>>151019904soogs can't fuck she just presents her mouth to be fucked
>>151019904beta is a slampig
>>151019917Bring in BIG SAM
>>151019966I can't think of any other reason he was there with Fergie at the Chelsea game beyond having a piss up
What's the origin of the /mug/ OP pasta? Was it genuine first time?
>>151019927Definitely dont have a better midfield.
are manure customers fucking retarded?each manager has been worst than the previous>oh I know what we should do, lets sack this manager and get another
>>151019966He's a fireman, he would only paper over the cracks. Dyche would be a cultural shock. Of course it will be soufgate and fuck all will change.
God we're raping Liverpool SO hard, fellas, I can feel it in my ballsNastiest statpadding session of the season incoming
>>151020041It's genuine every time. Massive reinforcements are desperately needed.
>>151019688Somalians
>>151020041The legendary ABU Slovak wrote it up as a joke, it parodied the posts you would find on their redcafe forum
>>151019294>year 2030
Van nistelroy was doing good before we replaced him with this shitstem fraud
>>151020056https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efQbZ_5MdgQ
/mug/ is life
/MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG/
I'm a Napoli fan because it's full of ManU players
wait it's 3-1, not 2-1?wtf I closed the stream at 90+4
>penandes
>wake up>check /sp/>/mug/ on front pageits going to be a good day
The gift that keeps on giving. The mongs might actually get relegated.
>>151019211>"Hear me out with this one: Try and stick two players in goal."
>>151019211i'd start breathing heavily and wanking until he joined in or hung up desu
IT'S OUT!!
Nistelroy won 2 games in a row when was the last time scamorim did the same
Things can only get worse, can only get wooorse
>>151020399In 33 league games he’s amassed 34 points and literally hasn’t won back to back games yet.
The thing im most grateful for is Fergie being alive to see it. Enjoy you cunt!
>>151020467>more points than gamesABU BTFO
>>151020395Literally keeps me going these things. I despise Lee Gunner so love him being put in 'haters and rivals' channel when Arsenal play.
Trust the plan. Win some lose some. Keep playing three at the back. Come on united. We CAN win the impending relegation battle and maybe even finish 14th, if we are lucky.
>>151020395>wallah how did that goal happenI can't into Arabic so can't spell.
It isn't even funny anymore
>>151020670oh but it is
>>151020670OH BUT IT ISPepe_drinking_wine.jpg
>>151019099just start buying good players.
>>151020670its too close to home and its too near the bone
>>151020670Like all good jokes, it gets funnier every time.
>>151020670It will only stop being funny once they play in the championship.
Is Cunha on 007? Sesko avoided it. So the only players who can achieve it are>Wirtz>MaduekeThough I am loath to include Madueke as he has been really good (but got injured).
>>151019688Horny of Africa's
>>151020800I've seen this happen to other people'steamsAnd now it's happening to mine
>>151020819*League Two
>>151020833He didn't play one game but otherwise yes.
>>151020907Oh right. So he'll do it next week then. Sigh.
>>151020467Oh
>>151019904Alice
>Sesko avoided 007Day RUINED.
>>151020819>>151020890Wrong. It will never not be funny as long as our generation lives
>>151020056But this one truly is out of his depth.
>>151018924>It's clearly on the playersDo people unironically believe this?
Well, /spuhee/?
>>151021108Back to bottom table.
kek
>wake up >scroll sp>MUG general thread with 200 postsIt’s like waking up on Christmas and Santa brought you gifts
>>151018907532 error
>>151020990agent wirtz is still on.
>>151021108we're back to /mug/
IT'S OVER.
>>151019211>"Just be yourself!"
>>151021284Yeah but Sesko was funnier. Wirtz has the media glazing him saying 'he is brilliant' anyway while players like Gyokeres with multiple goals are 'bad'. So Wirtz will be ignored regardless, but Sesko wouldn't have. Now only Cunha left for United.
>wake up>look at the scores>first thing, open /sp/Harro, sirs.
>>151021357Wirtz gets a free pass because they keep winning.
>>151018924Amorim is a complete fraud, when he sign for Man Utd I warned that he placed 4th, fking 4th in a league with only 2 good teams, before Gyokeres saved his job
>>151021379Wirtz plays shit but 'he'll be amazing' or 'is brilliant' but Gyokeres was bad despite having 2 goals in 2 games. Point is the media will lick off Liverpool regardless. Yeah Liverpool keep winning, helps to have 'Until They Score' backing you and infinite penalties and VAR and shit. I suspect Liverpool will go unbeaten in the league. Regardless, Sesko getting 007 would have been funny but now has 'shut up' the 'haters'. Bar Wirtz the only other big money signing is Madueke left and Cunha who can get 007 and Madueke has been good and is out for 3 months anyway so nobody will care by then.
That Man United vs Chelsea match was so rigged
>>151018999he actually left for the same amount of money, he just wanted the glory
>>151018999He was told it was now or never. Like a fool he took it. Should have just won the league and waited.
>>151021371Good day to you
The eternall mug must continue [spoiler]man utd fans thought they were back after chelsea [/spoiler]
How is United viewed in Britain? Is there a sense of anxiety amongst the public that if they continue to stay in the bottom half of the table for a few more seasons, they'll lose their big club status, or are they guaranteed fame forever, even as a meme club? I'm personally starting to feel less fun and even guilty bashing them already.
>>151021675Everybody bar United fans are loving it. After the SAF years where United had a lot of 'assistance' in their wins and the gloryhunters supporting them, people like seeing them as crap now. Like you could understand needing time to get better or train or see improvement but they don't. It baffles some people but a lot find it funny. Liverpool were shit then got Klopp and he spent a load of money and got them good. Arsenal were shit then got Arteta who did a lot of hard work and now they're better. Both teams have an identity and you can see improvement of where they were 5 years ago. But United you don't see that. Now could it come good? Sure. But the kneejerk reaction is always sack the manager. The double issue is that Amorim plays a meme formation nobody else really plays so any players bought are for THAT system which any replacement is unlikely to want to play. So, the argument of 'giving him time' has to be put through that lens.I think he'll be fired and they'll try for Xavi or something. Personally wanna see Southgate just for the banter but whatever.
Only dropped in to take a look at the calamity, but...>>151019192Since when is Ian Miles Cheong watching PL?
>>151018850Southgate unironically saves them
>>151019356Congrats bro
>>151019356bro
>>151019356noice
>Liverpool '89How do they keep doing it bros....
>>151019356
has a premier league manager ever been this much out of their depth?
>>151021108back to mugging this whole board
>>151022409De Boer?
>>151018907He needs to be cut loose for his own sake, I feel for his mental health otherwise
>>151020670ITS TOO CLOSE TO HOME AND TOO NEAR THE BONE
>>151022409Marsch
>>151018909>>151018907Whoever comes in after him experiences exactly the same fate as Amourim, and every manager before him. Zidane himself, the man who won 3 champions leagues back to back, could not save Man Utd. The problems run deep starting with the billionaire owners.Just look at what Ineos did to McLaren
>>151018992>when I get out of this shit country I will buy myself an Aston Martin
>>151019019That man will one day fuck your daughter
>>151019086Why is everyone in that cursed shithole called England so hideously fat
give me the whore’s best video, need a good tug
Yank United fan crying about "anti-United bias" in the Guardian live coverage and getting rekt lmao
>>151019251Remember when Utd won the FA Cup and sacked Van Gaal Remember when they won the Europa League and sacked MourinhoRemember they beat PSG in the champions league and finished 3rd with Ole in the PL, and sacked him tooMan Utd fans get what they deserve for being so ungrateful
>>151021019Thing is that nobody can trust that anymore, everyone has seen the following>Moyes is out of his depth, sack him!>LVG is past it, sack him!>Jose is past it, sack him! (this is also the first time I remember the calls to bring back a previous manager with some wanting LVG)>Ole is out of his depth PE teacher, sack him! (and bring back Jose)>Rangnick is out of his depth, sack him! (and bring back Jose/Ole)>Ten Hag is out of his depth, sack him! (and bring back Ole)>Amorim is out of his depth, sack him! (and bring back Jose/Ole)In the meantime McTominay goes from being a hated relic of the disaster McFred midfield to United's highest academy product in the Ballon d'Or since God knows when, every promising recruit seemingly goes to shit the second they lace boots in the Carrington changing rooms, and everyone insists that the next manager will fix it all, the previous managers didn't get a fair run, and the current manager is dogshit and needs to go. This pattern will repeat again and again, in eighteen months people will be calling for Carrick's head and saying Amorim didn't have enough time to implement his system or some shit.
>>151019294Imagine the neck problems when carrying so much hair
>>151019315We live under hyper feudalism, and we are the peasants
>>151019688Your new masters, show some bloody respect
>>151019721British people fucking deserve this
>>151023443Why are you here?
How many season can they sustain their wage structure without European football? Do they even rely on it?
>>151021675Seen as fallen giants, but still extremely popular, its a bit like the big bully chad at school suddenly getting brain damage, everyone still remembers them as the kid you never messed with, but now you can slap them with impunity. Man Utd is the number one topic of media conversation, more than Liverpool winning the league
>>151019688"We have risen to new lows"
>>151023529Mug thread
>>151023533If they don't get European football this season then it becomes an issue because they lose another £25m or something per year from sponsor clauses. They have to fail getting European football two seasons in a row iirc for the clause to kick in. But the main issue is lack of money in general. For example last year Arsenal getting to semi-finals got them £180m in total. If we assume just getting to the CL is £100m, if you fail to do that 5 times in a row and your rivals do it, that's half a billy lost.But what normally happens is PGMOL/FA/PL gifts United wins and progress in the cups to try and snatch a European spot. Tried to do it last year where they gave United a goal despite the player being 5 metres offside and VAR didn't even look at it. It was obvious even from a linesman point of view but 'an error was made' and United won.>>151023600I think he meant why is a foren in this country.
>>151019130They didn't have problems this deep. Especially not this mentality.
>>151023730You said 'British people'. Again, why are you here?
MUG
>>151019211I wouldn't say anything. I'd listen. And that's what no one else did.
>>151023745I think he's Scottish m8
>A toast, if I may, gentlemen, for this momentous occasion.>United sucks!
Where even is Brentford in the UK?
>>151023967west london, sorta near fulham
Rooney is available
>>151019515Big Sam was at the Chelsea game sat next to Sir Alex
>>151018957I kind of miss the SOUL of circa-2021 AI slop.
>>151019688Labour's imported voter base
>>151023443Deport yourself forencuck
>>151023967West London. Near Ealing and chiswick
Everyone lost todayWhat happened
>>151024493>Everyone lost todaydid they?
>>151023967Between Wembley and Twickenham
>>151024515g/aland never loses even when city do
>Potter had a win rate of 26%>Amorim has just under 30%ABUs in the MUD.
can we move some of the players to administration? Bruno can push the little cart that leaves the white marks on the field and Sesko can work at the front desko
>W 24-25Bodo/Glimt, Everton, Viktoria Plzen, Man City, Southampton, Rangers, Fulham, Steaua Bucharest, Leicester (2), Ipswich, Real Sociedad, Lyon, Athletic Bilbao (2), Aston Villa>D 24-25Ipswich, Liverpool, Arsenal (2), Everton, Fulham, Real Sociedad, Man City, Lyon, Bournemouth>L 24-25Arsenal, Nottm Forest (2), Tottenham (3), Bournemouth, Wolves (2), Newcastle (2), Brighton, Crystal Palace, Brentford, West Ham, Chelsea>W 25-6Burnley, Chelsea>D 25-26Fulham, Grimsby>L 25-26Arsenal, Man City, Brentford
all he has to do is take a defender out and put a midfielder in like everyone else
reminder that poobin shamorim lost to big anges' tottenham cold spuds in the uefa europa leage "zombie" final last season by the score of 1-0.
>>151025719PolicyOfTruth is just a resident shitposter on HYS. The OG was that guy(gal?) who would incorrectly post stats every HYS regardless of the teams playing. Always got replies.
>>151019721>revert2islamkek
You know what upsets me the most? He has to lose the next three games to be back to having more games played than points. He has Blunderland next (granted they're 3rd atm lmao) but I can't see even United failing to beat Blunderland.
>>151019019No way
>>151025935stoppable force vs movable object ahh final
last time Utd were any decent, they played a 4-3-3
>The last time Amorim’s Man Utd won an EPL match, without winning by one goal due to a penalty, or the opponent down to 10 man, was 16 March 2025 against Leicester, 6 months ago.
The last time Amorim’s Man Utd won an EPL match, T-rex still walked the earth
>>15101901010/10now that shitty wanky piss song is gonnna be in my head all evening
>>151018992Soogsx's nudes
United is now a rebuild challenge in FM lol
>>151023786MUG
History repeats itself
Manchester United are considering Graham Potter after his sacking by West Ham as a surprise replacement should Ruben Amorim leave. (Fichajes - in Spanish)
>>151019019So I hear this feller wasted yet another pen?! Any webms? Who bumped into him this time?
>>151031000He was just shit. The commentary kept going on and on about "Bruno had to wait 4 minutes to take the pen" but it was just a really shit penalty
>>151020095if cousin itt's hair were darker and greasier, he'd look like the typical italian
>>151019561the prem is simply the feeder league for the top teams in Europe
Well, /mug/?>>151032772
The answer to Manchester United's woes>pic rel
>>151022409moyes actually, why in the world did fergie hand the reigns over to someone like him rather than a respectabe manager like mou
>>151035239wanted to secure his legacy
>>151018850From fucking Bredford hahahahaha
>>151019313Shut up you little white rat, lmao.
>>151019688Bangladeshi and Somalian
>>151018923lost it at amorim or amorout
>>151019904Soogs, she's an /sp/ icon
>>151020585Lee Gunner is an ally against Sharteta, he's based
>>151023244OMDS
>>151025972It's a shame the old Liverpool trolls got banned, would write shite about great conspiracies against Liverpool, how the league fears them and up the mythos of the club etc. They were pretty humorous but nowadays if HYS posters dropped that I'd take it as literal. Success has gone to scousers heads
>>151019582Looks just as hideous in both pictures except he's not smiling in one.
Forget the pretenders. I present you, the actual savior of Utd.
