Harry Kane is the most criminally disrespected and under appreciated footballer the world has ever seen
Who?
>>151025594>costs spurs the champions league by playing instead of moura in the final>captains england to two euro failures>misses a penalty in 2022 to france and gets knocked out
>>151025594i dont know shit about soccer but even i know just from reading the /sp/ catalog that england and the EPL makes continentials and thirdies seethe like mad
>>151025959good thing he plays in blundershitga then
>>151025594He's the Russell Westbrook of football. Great personal stats but can't lead his team to success.
>>151025959he wants to be a NFL kicker. his penalty technique is flawlessmight get to see him in a few years
>>151025594He didn't score in both carabao cup finals, both eurocup finals and the CL final.
>>151025594I can't name a single goal that he has scored
>>151025594bad looking giroud without the trophies
He's like Lewa, he can score 100 goals a season no one will ever care because all he does is statpad and never win anything meaningful.
>>151025959Hey plays in Bundes ya dingus
>>151025594I love this mofo like you wouldn't believe, best is his goofy ass sketchers advertisement
>>151026379that's odd, your flag suggests you've seen all his international games.
>>151025959>all those seething replies
>i must hate the guy because he doesn't play for my club or my league and he won't stop getting his wife preggerslegit mental illness
>>151026972Does Harry like Munich?
>>151027044probably nothe flies home to London when he can and his dream is America afaiknothing wrong with that, German is tough
I like him, he makes scoring goals look easy, like being open to score a tap in is just something other strikers are too retarded to do.
>>151025594>34% of kane's goals for england are penalties
>>151025594>38% of kane's goals for bayern are penalties
>>151027722my bad it's 21%it's alright
>>151027125>his dream is America afaikWhat a mong
>>151025594Olly Burke is joint Top 5th top scorer in the Bundesliga btw. Another moastly criminally disrespected and under appreciated footballer the world has ever seen.
>>151027824wew i forgot about this ladi think he's hyped up in one of the FMs 10 years ago
>>151026972your flag canonically seethes about england on /sp/>nooo i'm a special snowflake kraut oder etwascope
>>151027851he mysteriously improved last year just as his contract was about to run outwe'll see how long it lasts. Union Berlin likes a pacy strikeri blame his influencer wife for his lack of career
>>151027959https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy59Fq-GkJg
>>151025594that trophy is peng
Harry pls go
He's the best player England ever produced.
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>>151027824He just scored 3 goals against Frankfurt in one game and that's it lol. Frankfurt conceded 4 again today
>>151026972Is that Deep Roy?
>>151028092It is pretty nice. I don't normally like shields, but the Bundesliga one is lovely. I think the Premier League trophy is the best though. Serie A, Ligue Un and La Liga all have ugly trophies. I know the German Cup is a nice one too
>>151030764Still salty about it. Müller never statpadded with penalties like Lewandowski did, and the league wasn't extremely lopsided back in his day. His 40 goals are worth more than Lewandowski's 41, and his record would have deserved to stand forever. Of course Müller played in the greatest team of his day and had an advantage, but it was nowhere near as ridiculous as Lewandowski and now Kane. Both are class players, but their records feel like a show element, a grim reminder how terrible our league has become
>>151028092It's something different. The Premier League also looks nice, but they are hard to compare. The best thing about the Bundesliga trophy is that it has all the champions written on it, and it has been used for a long time already. They need to add rings from time to time to make more space though, and I fear that it will eventually end up looking a bit dumb
>>151031278designed by a woman
Found this at the local noz.
>>151031278So I think it has some more gravitas than the PL trophy, which (it pains to say this) does have more prestige and more of a typical trophy look, albeit a relatively modern one. The crown almost looks a bit tacky, but it manages to look very good all in allThe CL trophy makes an unbeatable impression, thoughDo you have any nicknames for your national trophy? Ours is called "Schale" (porringer / [shallow] bowl) and sometimes "Salatschüssel" (salad bowl)>>151031321WTF, I love women now?
>>151031372i have had plain salt onlyfeels the most authenticthe package is too small but no doubt it's the size Kane would use
>>151025653>penny kane
>>151031481I was tempted to buy them but then I remembered what a loser he is.
>>151030764Here's your 5-games-in trends and how they turned out, mate.
>>151025594It's because every time hes has the opportunity to show the world he's elite he either chokes or ghosts. He cost us against Croatia in 2018, he was anonymous against Italy in 2021, he missed the crucial pen against France in 2022 and he was useless last summer at the Euros, so much so that everyone wanted him dropped for Toney/Watkins. He also cost Tottenham in the CL final and hasn't done anything special for Bayern in the CL the two years he's been there. I couldn't care less how many he can score past your Stuttgarts and your Freiburgs, legends are built in the biggest moments on the biggest stage, not by being a consistent flat-track bully.
>>151032447just so you know Lewa had to rely on his countryman to let in the last one
>>151025594one (1) trophy
>>151025594ugly footballers always are
>>151032841I remember. Any other keeper would let 2 or 3 in that game. But this guy wanted Lewa to work for it.
>>151033174So explain Ronaldinho and Ribery
