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>>151034694FRAUDS
>>151034694disrespectful OPfuck you
>>151034732You lactose intolerant or something
>>151034745Snack intolerant.
>>151034694>McDonald's replaced this iconic spoon with a shitty wooden spoonBut Taylor Swift is allowed to take a private jet wherever she wants and no-one bats an eye.
>>151034629He showed up finally
Hmm, Tavares must have read my post from the last thread. Thanks for waking up John.
>>151034762wym you don't like splinters with your ice cream?
>>151034745FUCK OFF WITH YOUR SNACKSI like the goalie more than whatever that trash is
>>151034792I'm snacking on assorted sour gummies and gonna get me an ice cream sammy soon
>>151034762Damn thats rough . Is dairy queen still okay or did Buffett sell out?
>>151034718Can’t call too many more for Colofraudo before it becomes obvious
>>151034792what about mid-game snacks
>Hawks are going nowhere garbage again
>>151034792candy and beer general bud
Canucks of /hoc/, how do you like The Fancy Induced Burger?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hfJpTBJRmk
Did everyone set out what they're wearing to church tomorrow?
>>15103469425 minutes until fleury plays again
>>151034865
>>151034865I know all those words, but that name doesn't make any sense.
>>151034865I'd try the burger but I'd ask them to make it without the mushrooms, guacamole, onions, and mustard and also whatever drugs/experimental pharmaceuticals they inject into the beef.
Stolarz should have stopped that
>>151034888Supposedly is the next big thing in hamburgers.
Last night I had some Ketchup chips while watching the Canucks game.
>>151034865>that videoNigger it's just a burger
>>151035003I never could get into ketchup chips. Same with dill pickle.
>>151035003I can only do that while wearing disposable gloves
>>151035003Just had some now watching the... well I can't say without everyone laffing at me.
>>151035003omg
>>151035037Say it
>>151035022Do you have something against vinegar?
Stolarz is cooked. >laffs aren't making playoffs
>>151035018>THIS is "just" a burgerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRBOHlZsMII
>>151035076Surprisingly no, as I do love salt and vinegar chips
>>151035091Just like my penguins and Stephens islanders
>>151035067I'm watching the up and coming, playoff-bound Montreal Canadiens.
>>151035104sorry, what exactly is being induced into the burger?
RETARD RAKELL
>>151035091Only half correct . They will still make the top 8 in the east but won't make it past the 1st
>>151035104>can I just order 5 cheese syringes>instantly inject all 5 into my mouth at the counter and walk out
>>151035106Interesting. You should be studied in a lab.
>>151035104confirmed for labubu meat
>>151035123Nothing funny about that
>>151035104Yes Samir, Burgers have been injecting cheese into their burgers for ages, so either buy an ad or fuck off.
>>151035165I thought they put the cheese in the ground beef patty before cooking . Injection after cooking seems gross, stupid and pointless
Why are they using the word induce, when they clearly mean inject? Does no one care about the meaning of words anymore?
>>151035128Nothing is being induced *into* the burger. The burger *is* induced. Cheese injections optional.>>151034903>>151034955>>1510351396 convenient locations, with 4 more to come!
>>151035243inject as a word is too problematic
>>151035243welcome to hell
>>151035245Only the GTA could breed something so ugly
>>151035245sorry, better pic.
>>151035245induced in what way? i guess i'm thrown by the cheese syringe, which seems like it's just putting cheese on a burger patty with unnecessary steps and props. or is it supposed to go into the meat? do they know cheese in meat doesn't need a syringe?this is very confusing.
>>151035245>The burger *is* inducedMeaning what? It has been persuaded to do something?
we will prolapse your burger
>>151035297I know the Bloor Street West one. It's right by Bathurst station. I would get off around there for my old job
>>151035243What are you taking about
>>151035243Aaron ekblad induced an injection of steroids into his buttock like jose canseco in the 90s
>>151035323Did you ever induce your way and inject a burger down your throat?
>>151035323>I would get off around there for my old jobSounds like an fun job.
>>151035298This shit is muslim food disguised as burgers and north american style food. It's one of the ways they subtlety take over. 10 seconds looking at the actual menu makes obvious.
perhaps, rather than spatulas, they use diplomatic language to get the burgers to cook themselves
>>151035298Not only is it induced, but it's also fancy, I forgot to mention that.
>>151035356No he didn't. He injected it. This language fuckery is rage inducing.
>make sure fluery gets a goalie goal and makes at least 20 saves, no goals against. we need to capitalize on his last game to maximize jersey sales.
>>151035411I don't know why these Muslim joints don't know how unappetising AI food looks . You see it on their resteraunt windows all the time
>>151035298>>151035311>>151035391Not the strongest review, but it's good to have a variety of voices:https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/i-couldnt-resist-trying-this-bizarre-toronto-novelty-burger-joint-it-filled-my-belly-but/article_414b7b85-2c6e-49b0-b62c-ade1ddc21ca6.html
>>151035479Ai slop slop.
your periodic reminder that if pro wrestlers will cut their face with razor blades for a match, hockey players will bite through their lip for a double minor
Fleury is in net
>>151035518>pro wrestlers will cut their face with razor blades for a matchDamn they must be desperate. A bic lighter is like a dollar.
Put down your bets now on Fleury letting in at least 2 goals.
Fluerry fluerry fluerry
>>151035518the nhl isnt some outlaw mudshow
>>151035518and? go to the pro wrestler thread
>>151035603They have an entire board for themselves but for some reason they still come here to post about their soap operas for manchildren.
>>151035603go to the snack thread
He's going to Milan
Does cole sillinger have a favorite tate mcrae song
>>151035501wait, they charge extra for the restaurant's whole point when the burger is already 20 bucks?
>>151035679I just like memeing about hitman hart once in awhile
>>151035706Welcome to canada, where everything costs extra
>>151035701Who
>>151035749olympics rempe
>>151035394>>151035479Very funny advertisement hahaha!https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5mTvgFhiFJM
>>151035749The goalie shutting out the BJs
>>151035709Owen Hart memes have really dropped in popularity.
>>151035768I guess I just do not understand modern gastronomical culture.
>>151035749Marc-Andre Fleury.
>>151035772>>151035855Remember when he didn’t play in Vancouver a year after he won the cup? And didn’t play in Sochi? Or the World Cup of Hockey?
>>151035706I believe some come standard with the shot, others can be purchased with an additional shot (or more than one) >>151035821You just need to "F" compare.
>l4ffs
McFluery would never be caught out like that
>>151035971Can't even blame it on Mathews tonight
does anyone else's onhockey streams being very unreliable lately. There's so much stuttering and freezing. Also I've been having audio issues as well, every now and then on some streams, the audio gets distorted into nightmare voices for some reason.
>>151036055i've had the voices thing happen a few times
>>151036055It's preseason for them too. I hope.
>>151036055I always hear nightmare voices but onhockey works fine
>>151036055>gets distorted into nightmare voicesThat's just Gary attempting to summon a Golem for everybody watching a non-paid stream
>>151036055That's what you deserve for not supporting Gary.
>>151036055Nope, but since adblocker stopped working correctly on chrome there are some streams that I can't click on unmute so I have to use Epic browser instead.
Wow Lalonde is short.
I hope the Blue Jackets pull their goalie, Fleury scores, then him and Merzlikins starts slugging away at each other.
Fluery bailed out quick from that pk
>>151036142jlmi
>>151036142Derek or Kenzie?
>these young kids are really making an impact>he's 22 years old
Total reffie death
>>151036055Could never get it to work and I haven’t been able to get nhl66 to work for years now
>>151036182if fleury scores a goalie goal I'll shit myself and start crying
>>15103625322 is basically a baby
REFFIE DOWN
>>151036284>>151036310What game
>>15103629922 is 2 years away from most NHL players statistically best season.
cocks just scored off camera during a scrimcrowd hasnt stopped booing
Why didn’t retard RAKELL give the puck to fleury for an empty net go
>>151036298Your pants are safe
>>151036321Habs-Leafs. Ref took a puck to the face.
Wtf Rakell...Play it back to Fleury.
wtf rakell should have passed back to fleury
>>151036363Was he hurt bad
Why didnt pitsburgh shoot at their own net as soon as the got possession?
>>15103629916 is 18 if you squint
Uh oh Habbies...
>>15103639414 is 16 if you don't ask
>>151036420Who shot it ?
the saves, the championships, the >laffs.....
>>151036394I'm 46 but when I put on my wig I look 27.
good for Marc
>>151036444didn't see and couldn't rewind far enough
Don't be sad that it's over.Be happy that it happened.
Ez
Cooley is terrible flames should’ve kept vladar
>laffs
>#1 star fleury What a shock
>>151036671Should have been all three stars
>>151036671absolute fucking bullshit it should've been crosby he had 3 points
>>151036676Ya but they aren't putting him out to pasture yet
>22 years in America >still can’t speak EnglishI hate frogs
Look at that fat bitch in Pittsburgh
>>151036744i'm not in pittsburgh
>>151036671he was the king of the night
>>151036420T R D
>>151036574Why? So you can draft at #17 instead of #20?
>>151036750On the tv retard
>>151036703cope we love our french kings here on /hoc/
flames not looking great so far this year
>The Marc-Andre Fleury of benching sat his final game tonight
>>151036991Many experts had them first in the pacific they’re eating crow now.
Bob Hartley is once again coaching in the KHL, this time with defending champions Lokomotiv. They are currently 7-2, and leading the Western conference.What are /hoc/'s feelings on this matter?
i wish fleury would fuck off to france forever. fuck that giant toothed toxic faggot BE GONE
>>151037149I hope he travels by rail Especially with the AA situation in that nation
>>151037227That’s fucked up we lost a flames player that day.
>>151036991JLMI my islanders
knights are in montana presumably for team building this weekend, so no games bro's >:(
>>151037149Do Khl players sometimes get drafted to go die in ukraine? or do they get special immunity?
>>151037227Did they fold the team
>>151037370montana; where the men are men, and the sheep are afraid
no swarthoid zone in winnipeg
>>151037010Many such cases
>>151037430They were yeeted into the Volga almost to a man but they got Bob Hart now for the rebuild so I'm sure everything will be alright
I watched a couple hockey games
>>151037149>What are /hoc/'s feelings on this matter?The KHL is bringing in money to Russia's war machine. Any foreigner who plays or coaches there deserves death.>>151037398The latter. Russia only draft from mental institutions, prisons and the poorest of the poor outside the big cities.
I deleted all my chatgpt chats. now it doesnt remember all the hockey talk
>>151037646Retard
>>151037227Regarding that:https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOT1K1Mk6mk/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_linkHe has previously coached 4 years in the KHL, with Avangard, having won a Gagarin Cup in 2022.>>151037398I'm guessing that would be pretty bad for public support.
Zayne parkeh might just go down in history as the best half Indian half Korean nhl player.
>>151037798Please do not post PWHL teams
>>151037825Mashallah Brother CanadianYou are very much correct Sar
Canucks for 1st in pacific. Jake Debrusk will have a 30+ goal season
>>151037906I’m from Jalandhar
>>151037616>The KHL is bringing in money to Russia's war machine. Any foreigner who plays or coaches there deserves death.From what I've seen, I imagine the KHL as having always operated at a narrow loss. (Hartley's 1-year contract is just over the equivalent of $1.9 million US).
>>151037454jen
>>151037956me tooim from WarianaAllahumdlliah
>>151037907he'd be a lot cooler if he actually played
>>151038204
>>151037962The oligarchs that own all the KHL teams puts in millions to the war effort. They're all friends with Putin. Some of those millions they earn from running their teams.
>>151038289Right, but what I mean is, it doesn't seem like the teams actually earn money. The state, and the industries that own the teams, run them as a PR project.
>>151038289You are incorrect about the KHL being where they get their money from . The oligarchs get all their money from selling raw resources and use their hockey teams as a way vanity and enjoying the wealth
Are fans in the KHL allowed to criticize owners if their team is shit?
My life is in shambles and it isn't even my fault. I'm trapped in literal hell.
having a banner year
>>151038909BASED!!!
>>151038807flames mentioned
>the city of Brooks
>>151038807>>151039199>>151038909>>151038909VERY GOOD TO CHEERING SAARS
>>151038542>>151038598The KHL isn't where they get ALL their money from, obviously. But the big teams that fight for the Gagarin Cup are going profit.
I was tooling around I-84 in Ontario, OR, the other day, and I passed a tow truck that had a very well-worn sticker for the Medicine Hat Tigers on itJust a tow truck with Oregon tags on it, but when I saw it I thought to myself.. >"shit... I must be in hockey country..."
Bros do you got hot pot in your town? You literally put whatever you want in your soup
>>151039929I don't live in the middle of nowhere so yes we have several locations
>>151039929I was told you can take the water home and have a nice broth for later.
What would Connor Mcdavid put in his hotpot?
for me it's korean bbq
same restaurant
wordle in 5 holy fuck i'm retarded
>>151040231connections passed. two mess ups, not a great day
>>151039929I hate you food people
Why aren't more nhl coaches this based (i do not know this angry lesbian)?https://x.com/Huncho_Jman/status/1971799422721024133
>>151039600I was looking at ticket prices, and even a team like SKA has average tickets around $10 US. I don't know what media broadcasting brings in Russia, but I'm guessing it's not enough to offset payroll and operating expenses.
>>151040424Gary will issue fines if you speak out about his game management
>>151040425they sell the betting rights of their league to the books just like gary did with fanduel. if you dont realize the scale of sports betting by now you must be chris sutters brother.
>>151040442Of course, but I'm sure her commish will too.
>>151040424pete deboer whines about reffing every playoff series
>>151040402samir what are you doing
>>151041032cope he's mr. game seven
>>151041032Remember the crying over Hintz's soft pusy foot?
>>151041084KEK no but that's silly
>>151041084he literally raped himthat was assaulthintz now has ptsd
The best Fleury had a more iconic last game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nGGt8vCdpA
>>151041515true fuck the french faggot cancerous retarde
>>151040868Do you know how lucrative the Russian sports betting market is? (I don't).
>>151041515We don't talk about him here
>>151041893A goddamn chud he is
>>151041893kwab he got raped
Goodnight I'm tiredI love Noel~
hoc more like gay LOL LMAO
Mormon president just died, hopefully gare gives the clubbies the day off tomorrow
>>151042168I was just looking at his Wikipedia page the other day. Mormons are fucking weird
Cant sleep have to expel a foul marner
my dog expelled a foul marner right after we put him down, poor guy. holding all his shit in during his last moments
