>2 weeks ago uhhhhh now sellers is the #1 projected QB>uhhhh now it's allar>uhhhhhhhhhhhh now it's... Mendoza going first overall I guess?NFL scout tards are fucking hilarious
coach primate
debore owns kirby
Ralphie is a girl
>>151035863I've seen enough! Week 6 /cfb/ top 251.Miami2.An(osu)3.Oregon4.Oklahoma5.Indiana (thanks for winning me the spread btw)6.Texas Tech7.Ole Piss8.Alabama9.Texas Ass&Mouth10.Texas11.Penn State12.Vandy13.Iowa State14.Georgia Tech15.Georgia16.Tennessee17.Michigan18.Missouri19.Illinois20.UVA21.FSU (lol, lmao)22.Mississippi State23.ND24.Utah25.Arizona State
Coach Cancer Ape
coach primate drone show
>There are morons who will STILL say Poo Allar should be a 1st rounderlol, lmao even
so we're all watching Colorado vs BYU, right?
Are these Colorado Niggas really gon lose to a bunch of white boy Mormons?
>>151040807Yes.>secretly is watching Idaho vs. Montana
>>151040807yeah. what else is on?
if your colorado you have to move on from coach crime right
>>151040826kek I saw that too, who the fuck is watching that
Colorado's secondary is so bad.
>no late night hawaii s'getti bowl>no pac after dark
Now that the dust has settled He’s done absolutely nothing and resulted in a net neutral to net negative from what any random average coach would have done. Little bitch doesn’t even have balls to go for 4thn1 when you know your defense sucks Total fucking meme
>>151040844yes but they wont
See>>151039873>And UGA had tons of opportunities to win the game. KJ Bolden dropped a pick, Nate Frazier fumbled, Talyn Taylor dropped a TD, shitty blocking on 2 4th down plays that both happened to include Cash Jones as a ball carrier, etc. and>>151040620>be Kirby>down by 3>4th down and in FG range>for some reason don't kick field goal>go for it in shotgun formation>don't get it
>>151040804>some GM will sell Allar to his owner and bet his career on that draft pick not being a complete bust
>parker kingstoni knew that name sounded familiar
>>151040866he brought much needed exposure to colorado. we'll see if the university can cash in on it and hire a worthy coach when he retires in a couple years.
which game are we watching?
>>151040845Montana just scored a touchdown.
what the fuck does /cfb/ know about qbs anywayyou guys said Dart was trash and he went 1st and will make his start today
>>151040826same
>>151040890Exposure resulting in losing seasons kek
>>151040890>exposureColorado has a natty. They weren't some upjumped FCS squad.
>>151040940a fake natty I know about 5th down
BYU AIN'T DEAD YET
>lolrado
of all the times alabama has playedthat was one of them
>Comes out from upset weekend squeaky cleanIn case you had any doubts about who the best team is.
>BuffaloesBuffalo is already the plural form. Where's that fucking leftist dweeb who was trying to tell us about how college = smart?
>>151040962AND NEITHER IS MY PICK'EMAND NEITHER IS MY NWORD PASS
>coloredado
>WNBAdoes anyone watch that?
>>151040977How does Big Game James still have a job?
>>151041004no
>>151041005>and they hated him>because he told the truth
Big Ten is a considerably better conference than the SEC and the polls should account for it. It's embarrassing that the national media still calls the SEC major league football.
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>151041005i love shots like that
>>151040940when was that natty fren? how many years were they wandering in the wilderness?
>>151041021I actually agree with this, the SEC isn't even close to what it used to beBut much like how the media will always blow Notre Dame, so shall they blow the SEC.....cause they get the ratings
>Recruit highly touted QB Julian Lewis>Bring in Kaiden Salter in the portal for reasons?>Salter has been ass>Offense has been ass>Defense continues to be assAt least they can run the ball now though, lmao.
my goldy gophies :B
>>151041004Not anymore now that Caitlyn Clark is out with a season ending pregnancy.
STOP SHOWING HOT WOMEN ON MY SCREEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>151041042uWu
>Mormons
that throw was manningesque
soon
My clanga defense fucking vanished towards the end of the game. All smiles though ;_;
So did that player who got trampled last night die or what?
>>151041095He was reborn as Squirrel the Grey.
I can’t believe James Franklin lost a Big Game!
>>151041112surely this has never happened before
>>151041095He was fine
>>151041095he retired
Did anyone get a video of those Colorado sorority girls in bikini tops? One of them had a high quality tummy
what did the camera operator mean by this
>>151041005my wife :)
>>151041095He became a succesful insurance salesman
>>151041153white girl tummie's
lol nice TD play
RAZZLE DAZZLE
>bear bachmeier What race is this?
Is BYU the whitest FBS team?
>>151041142
>>151041189im guessing native american? his brother is named Tiger
>>151041005i can count the non-white people in this picture on my handmaybe penn state isnt that bad
>>151041005I hope she'll make this face after I prematurely ejaculate on the floor.
>>151041190and there it is
ayo deze crackas be cookin us coach prime bros
>>151041198Nice, thanks
>>151041198imagine ruining each of their bodies with pregnancy
The James Franklin led Penn St nittany lions exist for one reason and one reason alone: to pad the resumes of actual CFP contenders.They will beat up several dogwater teams while "looking good" with a few key players that are actually good and go on to successful NFL careers but they will never actually be good. The AP poll will rank them in the top 10 and everyone will be excited for the big game match against anOSU/meatchicken/pooregon.And then they will lose. They always lose. It might be close or it might be an embarrassing blowout. But they will lose. Everyone will laugh at them and the cycle will repeat next season.
Colorado won't be good until they get a white boi back there at qb
>>151040767>>151041190atii
>>151035863Night CFB, see you guys next week. GG bamabros
>>151041235>not finishing the gamefaggot
>>151041005>yes, you are all wrong
>>151041224So, the same thing as what 2/3 of the SEC is for?
>>151041235there's two games left
>>151041224Sounds like they're the Ole Miss of the B1G
>>151041245>>151041254NTA but >Big 12 slop
The SEC feels like an "Any given Saturday" sort of conference, where anyone could lose to anyone
>>151041267yeah better get to bed so you can wake up for nfl slop
>coach prime ape
>>151041268injuries will sort it outdepth and sustainability will decide the champion
>>151041268They PAC12'd themselves.
>montan-ACK
>>151041273Yes!My Jaggies <3 play at 330 though
>>151041276damn gray unis look like shit
bruh you cant do that just throw it away
lmfao what fucking dumb sack by Salter
What did the (((mormons))) do to coach primate? He was winning last I checked a while ago.
dumbass should have thrown the ball away and now it's 4th and 25 at the Colorado 10 yard line
something something black qbs
KAIDEN SALTER IS ASS.MIGHT AS WELL HAVE STARTED THE TRUE FRESHMAN TO GET HIM THE REPS.
Does Coach Prime specifically coach his QBs to take horrifically bad sacks by not throwing the ball away?
Didn't coloredado have a white qb last time? Why the fuck is this nog allowed to pretend to scramble?
Say his name
>>151041308Probably.>deyz moemun nugga dey caint outrun yo black ass now go show um how we doAnd then 30 yard sack.
>>151041308shiteurr was tryna get draftednot sure why he's still coaching that shit though
>>151041308throwaways negatively impact passer ratingsacks do not
>>151041319As long as I live, I will never forget the 2021-2022 run. Still remember this mad lads first real game against Arkansas in the covid season
kek (((espn))) ticker says the Ducks "outlast" pedo state. No mention of dipshit's retarded interception.
>>151041250the difference is that those SEC teams sometimes pull off the upset. it doesn't make a difference because the CFP committee will just call it a quality loss for bama/georgia and move on.penn st never wins.
>c>k
>college kickers
>>151041308They are running a hilariously retarded offense. It had some form of identity back in 2023 when Deion first got there and brought in Sean Lewis. When it became obvious that the move was just to force feed passes to Shitdoor, he got pissed and Deion handed playcalling duties to Shurmur, who has been running a patchwork Briles offense since
>>151041319apparently he never graduated
cant believe they thought they had a chance at a fg wyjy0there
so, it happened again
>>151041343Fair enough, you are right about the "quality loss" horsehit and its only going to be worse with the realignment. So many more quality losses to be had.
>>151041198I see a lot of potential.
GF said I can stay up late while she spends time with her bvll. Go Colorado!
based ICE commercial. if i wasn't old and out of shape i'd sign up.
>join ice commercialBASED
>kicking of the amateur sports variety
do you think that 100 yr old grandma knows her granddaughter is a coalburning slut
>>151041387i hope she doesnt. that would break her heart
>>151041379>if i wasn't old and out of shape i'd sign up.you're literally what they're looking for
>1 season>number retiredWTF???
>Rashaan Salaamnow theres a name i havent heard in a long time. RIP
>>151041395no they're looking for people to get killed by illegal jose with a machette he stole from home depot.
>>151041395really? i thought about it and i could do administrative shit, but i ain't running around chasing beaners while antifa try to kick me in the head.
even the cheerleaders at lolorado are BLACKED. What the fuck went wrong?
>>151041411>but i ain't running around chasing beaners while antifa try to kick me in the head.they give you a gun and full immunity bro
I have not seen a single ICE recruitment ad, does youtube tv know i'm mexican?
>>151041411No you get to do the hard work. Women get to do the easy administrative work to maintain quotas. Never forget it's a government job, anon.
>>151041423glad you recovered from losing to FSpoo?
>>151041417people let celebrities raise their children through screens
>28 yd punt
>>151041267No, we're watching Big Sky kino
the worst part of this is we have to spend the next week listening to lanning/oregon jerk themselves off for the >big road win
>>151041423
it's over for primechuds...
another natty is already in the bag
lolorado
Coach Primate
>>151041457>MontanawinslolNo
>>151041473Who wins this time? Oregon?
>>151041473don't matter whowe're all in this togetherB1G B1G B1G B1G
>>151041504
Another time management disaster class from Coach Prime. 100% chance he sits on his two timeouts AGAIN.
>>151041504me on the right
>>151041502oregon is the 3rd best team in the B1G
>>151041520Coach Primate
>>151041527Okay I'll bite. Who are 1 & 2?
HUGE day
>>151041560nta but osu and michigan obviously
>>151041560nta but Minnesota and Northwestern obviously
>Colorado timekeeper intentionally fucks up stopping the clock on the first down, so Colorado can get a free timeout
game overanother coach crime masterclass
coLOLrado
Nice toss, retard
bruh just call a TO lol
It's coloradover
>black QBs>black head coaches
M A S T E R C L A S S
ANOTHER ABSOLUTE DISASTER CLASS OF A COACHING JOB IN THE 4TH QUARTER FOR COACH PRIME.
HAAHAHHAHAHHAAHHHAHAAHAHHHHAAHAHHAHAHHAHA>coach primate
>black qbs
You'd think Shadeur won the Heisman with how the announcers talk about him
>That might've put the game on iceColorado has only 2 time outs, 50 seconds leftThe commentators are absolute retards
>>151041578based
>bad clock management by coach prime>picked off
>couch prime
>game winning drive lost on a pickWe don't have these problems over on ESPN2.
>>151041560I'm serious >>151041569>>151041578Quit shitposting, WHO ARE YOUR 1 & 2???
HeheheThat was not precise decision making
>>151041569hell, indiana might be the 3rd best team and oregon 4th.also, >quarterblacks
primate bros...we kept it close at least..
Colorado having 2 wins is already a typical end of the season, but paying for all this added faggotry for maybe a toilet bowl every year is pretty pathetic
>>151041612I told you. FAGGOT.
>>151041592>bruh just call a TO lolHe is saving them for the 5th quarter
>>151041603first coach primeape game?
>>151040821Yes. Yes they did.lmao
Coach Prime ate a tough loss tonight
EMAW, /cfb/! Kansas State wins, Pound the Stone!! Sorry, I was at work and couldn't post it, but I'm happy that they're getting back in track slowly, and with the hopes of breaking the curse!
Aren't retards trying to meme coach primate to the cowboys, who wants that trash
>no more games on>no hawai'i home game
>>151041633There it is
does primate wear shades in this game's post-game interview?
coach prim___
I thought Big12 was supposed to make things easier than being basement Pac12
>>151041626REEEEEEE NEITHER OF THOSE ARE VIALBE CHOICES
>still hasn't figured out how to call time outs>throws in some nog because he can run fast>can't outrun a chubby samoan mormonNigger Prime needs to just have a press conference and say he's been advised to retire.
>holholhollup yall GOTSTA chilll, ya feel me. primetime jus need mo time, ya feel me. its dont matter. i gots sheduer's numba retired, i gots da portal money and i gots da purty colorado seenry, so its all good baby. sheeeeeeeit. i can cash all dem time outs i been savin for free wangz after da season ends. prime outchea. shilo, get off yo heinie and play my gosh dern theme music
Why did byu’s players taunt Colorado’s sideline after the interception? Do white people just not know how to win with class?
>>151041643>who wants that trashNY Football Giants, Philadelphia Eagles, Washington Football Teams
>>151041663Not anymore.
>>151041648Absolutely brutal I still have beer left
Both of my teams, Texas and Texas Tech were on bye this week. I had to root for Penn state and bama
>>151041663because fuck n____rs.
Why does fucking Montana have a QB from Hawaii?
>>151041648>no more games onThere's still Idaho @ Montana
Shidder is 3rd on the depth chart on one of the worst offenses in the nfl and Deion might not even win 6 games. Its over!
>>151041698that game is over
>>151041683>my teams, Texas and Texas Techew
>>151041005>diabeetus
It's deiover
>>151041703You can watch how Idaho tries to score the last points.
>>151041718naw I'm watching old school king of the hill on Fox soccer plus
>>151041560NTA but sharty and iowaunironically
>>151041726FUCK YOUUUUUUUU
Mark Stoops needs to go. Run him the hell out of Kentucky.
If I'd a ho is 2-2 why are they ranked 10?what kind of mickey mouse shit is this?
>>151041726>iowa
my nigga Verne would have had a meltdown watching that clock management by Colorado>WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!!!!
nightmare blunt rotation is live reacting to todays cfb games https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrDsGPTSHMg
Does Kaiden Salter have an NIL deal? Because he should offer Colorado a full refund. Imagine being one of the most highly recruited QBs in your class and you have to sit 2nd String before this fuckup. I'd hit the portal the day it fucking opened.
>>151041740Just think, you were probably a decent OL away from being a ploff team last year.
>>151041750I wish that junkie had died
>>151041683Based. I just root for my state since I didn’t go to college. Florida, Florida State, and Miami. One of them is good every year :)
>>151041744bro that's crazy
FUCK DEION. FUCK THE UTES. EAT SHIT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>FBS teams in the last 30 years to have 1300+ passing yards, 1300+ rushing yards and 2 or fewer turnovers through 5 games of a season: >2025 Indiana>That’s it.
>>151041705Holy dog shit, Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Coowboy And you don't look like much of a steer to me do I guess that narrows it downDo you suck dicks?https://youtu.be/DgpTHwrH7bA?
>>151041742they lost to FBS teams (albeit shitty ones) so I guess the FCS rankings don't hold such losses against them
>>151041752Could be worse, you could be Iamaleavin with career blacklisting to go with career ending failure
>>151041771Super Bowl Champs
Fine I’ll just come out and say it. Jackson Arnold is a black QB.
>>151041781Ah that makes sense
>>151041771Source?
>>151041739nonononononoFUCK YOU>numbers and this season’s cfp natty game will be between sharty and iowaand i say this all as a diehard snichigan and USCneed fan
>idaho cheerleading
>pathetic onside kickanyways here's mr. brightside
>>151041806NTA but the source is me i just made it the fuck up moments before he cited it in his postso you could say it’s pretty legit
>buffsluts are sad nowWhy did Deion do this
>>151041153
>>151041855the dark legacy of slavery is still felt to this day
>>151041198
>>151041878i still dont understand how big hoop earings are a thing, looks retarded
>Coach Primate
>>151041866oh hell why did he pan up
Army plays @ Tulane on Oct 18Black Knights have lost to everyone they played >Tarleton State at West Point>North Texas at Point >at East CarolinaExcept one: they went to Kansas State and upset them 24-21
>>151041896huh, big hoop earrings are hot
>>151041878why'd the only cute one run away
yea today was enough college football anyone would ever need to witness
>>151041933yeah the quality of the sport is significantly lower when my Sooners are on a bye
>>151041896They’re for when your girl is blowing you and right when you’re about to cum she pulls off and you then try to blast your load thru one of the hoops like a carnival game.If your aim is good and you nail the shot then you look like a total rockstar.If your aim is bad and miss it usually ends up right on her face and then it’s just plain hilarious.A 10/10 experience either way
Honestly, this was kind of a boring cfb saturday
>>151041997OkayI guess that is a win either way.Still far better than nose cow rings and homeless level tattoos
>>151041913This post, nor the subject matter that inspired it, was worth following up with across multiple threads in an attempt to respond to somebody and achieve.In your selfishly vain efforts to achieve personal closure you’ve sullied what was otherwise a half-decent thread.Please seek help.
>>151042033Yeah women love high stakes games like that dont let them try to convince you otherwise.>but anon it’s degrading!!That’s precisely why it turns them on so much
>>151041997I’m an anti social recluse who has a lot of success with girls—which means I’m not really aware of what people call shit but i do a lot of weird shit. I’ve been calling that facial move a carnival game for years with girls and I’m positively delighted others use same term. My pick ‘em is in ruins but this lifts my spirits. As an aside I call it ski.balling when I finish in her and try to shoot up into mouth after pulling out after first shot. That’s probably a more bespoke term.
>>151041933yeah, until next week
>>151042151Well anon I’m truly glad i could make you feel a little bit better on what was otherwise a disappointing evening.
>>151042065You’d have a good point but there are never any decent /cfb threads.
>>151042186Sometimes it’s the little things that bring the biggest smile
>>151042259I didnt say it was decent i said it was half-decentan important distinctionbut in a way you are absolutely right i do sometimes forget that we have ohio state fans/alums in here and i shouldnt discourage wider participation by speaking in a manner that exceeds their ability to read and comprehend subtletyThank you anon for keeping me accountable to the /cfb/ community>pic related is me reflecting on my actions
Lads, I missed college football today, my teams were on bye. I am reporting from earlier in the week. The date with the red head nerdy chick at the bookstore then dinner was a success. Was her first match and her only convo and she deleted all the dating app! Slightly autistic, but!>she never held hands before, I was her first.>she never held hands before, I was her first.Also have a future college football date with her planned. Lads...
I thought of an idea for a song and the hook goes like this tell me what y'all think:>Coach Primate>AND THERE IT IS>Coach Primate>AND THERE IT IS>Coach Primate>AND THERE IT IS>THERE IT IS >TH-THERE IT IS
>>151042371I wasnt here for your initial announcement anon, but i appreciate the progress report nonetheless.Congratulations on your achievement. Quite commendable.>future college football date plannedWhatever you do dont watch my trojans unless you want to kill the mood forever. Fraudulent football turns waterfalls into deserts if you catch my drift….
>>151042400is it set to the music of woop there it is?
>>151041866TUMMA
>>151041896hoop earings are a way that white females signal that they are interested in jamal and eduardo but not timmy and brad. it's also a way to signal how blown out and expanded her holes are after the running back room runs a train on her. lastly, it's a way to indicate how many fathers will be around to raise her biracial children.
>>151042371I was told this didn't happen irl in real life. You must be tall.
>>151042458I'm a bit under 6 ft. She however is under 5 haha
>>151042400It should be to the melody/hook for “whoomp there it is” Coach!>THERE IT ISPri-!>THERE IT IS-mate!NIGGER!>THERE IT ISrepeat 8 times (one for each regular season loss colorado will have this year)
Quack
>>151042503Ah i forgot one of the there it izzes in my post but you get the idea(apologies for the redundant post im a stickler for transparent lyricism)
MY Bears
Kirby Smart is overrated. Why do GA fans put up with him? They won two NCs but that was only because his team was stacked with talent. With all that talent any other coach could have won too.
This one flew under the radar today but was an amazing game. Massive refball, two qbs on fire, game winning drive by cincy that included a one handed 4th down catch.
>>151042723>With all that talent any other coach could have won too.Not Hugh Freeze.
>>151042723Kirby was hired precisely because the previous guy couldn't win with all that talent.
>>151043135And now Kirby can't beat anyone. >Should have lost to TN>Lost to Bama>Will lose to TX >Will lose at least more to another shitty team by all accounts.Yeah, he's not a great or even a good coach. He's a has been who doesn't evolve.
So where does Nico Iamaleava go after the UCLA disappointment? A G5 team?
>>151043241This. GA should be a 4 loss team this year. The win to Tennessee was pure luck. Alabama owned them. Texas will pound them. So, at least a legitimate 3 loss team. They should lead to Kirby Smart getting canned.
>>151043241>>151043367texas fans enjoying their bye week, I see
What I love about watching Deion coach is that he’s so checked out on the sideline. He has no interest in being there and couldn’t care less what’s happening in the game
Dan Lanning could've made that game a lot less stressful if he just called a fg instead of going for it on 4th and 3, goddamn. At least the kid who caught the OT int ball is probably still playing around with it while ignoring his girlfriend until like 8am
>>151043894>players start getting paid>turn into lazy bums like thisridiculousback in the day these kids played hardnot anymore I guess
>>151043686He never did anything on the sideline even back when he was at black schools. He's a hype beast and nothing else.
>>151040866Lmao this is desperate
Pedo State, lmao
If vibe coding were a /cfb/ coach, it would be Deion Sanders.
>>151044390Prime is on his way to ruining his legacy somehow even worse than Russell Wilson obliterating his
Coach Jigaboo
im fuckin drunk. roll tide
"And there it is" doesn't even mean anything anymore. The Deion Sanders experiment is absolutely beyond a bust. Only Travis Hunter maybe came up on top but at least he seems like a good enough guy.
>>151044577Too bad his woman fucked him over.
>>151044638Eh, they weren't married yet so it's her fucking loss to be a TikTok ho for like a month. All the best to Travis and fuck the Sanders family
(((>>151042454)))
What happened to this thread?
>>151044728Thought they were married. If not, it was pretty stupid of her to not have enough patience to get the big prize but good for him.
Big 1G power rankings:1. Ohio State2. Oregon3. Indiana4. Washington5. Penn State6. Maryland7. Michigan8. Illinois9. Minnesota10. USC11.Nebraska12. Iowa13. Rutgers14. Michigan St.15. Wisconsin16. Purdue17. Northwestern18. Ohio School for the Blind19. UCLA
So just how tough is the SEC supposed to be this year when the best team in the Conference is Vanderbilt?
>>151045446Let's not get ahead of ourselves. They have one conference win
>Dukes win big again>top RB room>amazing defense>good enough QB playing well through rain>not undefeated because OC wanted a meme 2QB system vs Louisville "for the trickery"We should be in control of a playoff bid, not just a SBC title
>>151040728now itsTYFUCKINGSIMPSON
indiana qb was point shaving
Did any of you play college football?
>>151046245On the Xbox.
*enters the thread*
>>151046245No but i was captain of the fencing team (sabre chad)
What the fuck was Deboer doing leaning on Jam Miller so much?The run game was SHIT, and we just get wasting downs on him running up the middle.I could see maybe Ty needed some pressure off his shoulders, but he never really soured or fucked hugely.
>>151040821Whites are just better
>>151040728They aren't real NFL Scouts. They're TV people who need engagement on social media.
>>151040890>much needed exposure to coloradowho the fuck was out there that was unaware that colorado existed?
A lot of frauds got exposed last night.
I'm not sure why Kirby just didn't kick the fucking field goal. What the fuck was he thinking?
>>151046519Wondered the same thing. I wasn’t real impressed with that offense.
>>151045446Take a look at at their schedule. They're about to go 6-6 or 5-7.
PRÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖHHH XD
We're saving all our energy for the Suckeyes. Everything has transpired according to my design.
Josh Pate can suck my fuckin nuts.ROLL DAMN TIDE
>>151046482Most recruits
>>151044577>letting a reddit meme get to you>thinking People actually expected Colorado to go from a 1 win team to playoff contender in 3 seasonsLmao
(((>>151041417)))
>>151046730Ababama :DDDD grimson dide :DDDdddSimbly ebin
>>151046752Bald Fraud. Simple as.
>>151042723Who do you think got all that talent there? Before Kirby, Bama and Clemson were gobbling up a lot of our best in-state talents. >>151043241>Should have lost to TNBut didn't ;^)>Lost to BamaIt was a close game and we missed multiple chances to put them away >Will lose to TX Lol>Will lose at least more to another shitty team by all accounts.Such as? There aren't many shitty teams on our schedule. And if you're implying Bama is shitty, you don't know ball. >>151046519The bigger question is why the fuck he punted at the end. If you're going to be aggressive, go all in.
maybe an Emirates sponsorship on jerseys wouldn't be so bad....
>>151045380Deleted when the trannoid mod saw PooSC was gonna lose.
Say it.
Have we concluded playoffs are kino especially when you can see the players breath? How should the eec train for these terrible conditions of 30f
>>151048854Yes I fucked my sister and I'd do it again
Is YouTube really that lucrative?
>>151048854
>>151048910It can be but that sounds more like Taco Tech was being cheap.
>>151049022They haven’t been cheap all year
>>151043241He going to coach the lolphins next year, he's just going through the motions right now to ride out this season.
>>151046245I was on the golf team.
>>151048884same
>>151048884this but I'll instead of I'd
>>151041896Agreed, its total negro and latina tier.
>>151041095Yes, FBut hey that's how football goes
>>151048140I wouldn't say Ole Miss, Ga Tech or even Miss State are slam dunk, automatic wins.
>>151049197
>>151049197fag
>>151048982
maybe if there was more length and girth they could have finished...
>>151040977*slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*
>>151050462Maybe he could go coach golf anon instead of football.
good morning /cfb/
Is that legal in Colorado?
>>151046245Frat Chad here
>>151051838thats a quality defense and a quality loss if i do say so myself
>>151041005sovl
>>151051838Meanwhile the stats from last year's Ohio State-Oregon game>496 yards of offense>18 first downs>6/14 on 3rd down (okay this is alright)>1/2 on 4th down (also alright)>0 sacks>0 turnovers>2 QB pressures like pottery
>>151049976I wouldn't call any of those teams "shitty". The only shitty teams on our schedule left are Kentucky and Charlotte.
>BYU has 14-point comeback to win>Mormon church gets shot up the next daywhen are we, as a society, going to declare war on the true menace to society: angry sportsbettors and/or Colorado fans
>>151052370....Byu didn't cover
>>151051838>>151052223in some small fairness to Knowles, with how limp-dick Pedo State's offense was for 55 minutes of last night's game they performed adequately. holding the #6 team in the country to 17 points should be more than enough to win if you're even remotely close to being the #3 team in the country.
Sam Pittman fired kek
>>151052451some degenerate probably put his month's rent on Colorado -2500 when they were up 14-0 or something
>>151052581>interim is Bobby Petrino TIME IS A FLAT FUCKING CIRCLE
>>151052641pentrinbros...we won.
>coaches poll has Georgia #10 and Alabama #11 I know it's literally meaningless but you gotta be fucking kidding me
Arkansas must have a humiliation fetish
>>151052847>its meaninglessyess good goy. This literally writes the framework for their mindset and yes you will justify their actions come week 14
>sam shittman
Paul continues to be GigaBased
rank us.(vandy)
kek
>>151052716Boys. We’re back.
>>151049059Compared to the big spenders who have private NIL firms…they have.
>>151052641Anyone else been rehired by two different schools? He already did two terms at Louisville. Doing a second term at Arky might be a first.
AP Poll 9/28/25https://apnews.com/hub/ap-top-25-college-football-poll
>>151053828No they haven’t
>Ole Miss is the top SEC school at #4Thoughts?
>>151054583grim for the SEC
>>151054583if they keep it up my wife is gonna get another bull!
>>151054636>indiana behind pedos and ass2mouthAP are fucking baby back bitches
>>151054636Ohio State and Oregon are still soft as shit
>>151054636>oklahoma remaining schedule>texas, ole miss, @tennessee, @alabama, LSUwhats their record at the end of the reg season
>>151054636i guess osu is just perma #1until the michigan game at least
>>151054790they'll beat texas and lsu
>>151054636ohio state isn't doing shit with that QB, those little dink n dunk passes might get you there but you need to air that bitch out>also doing that with muh #1 receiver in the country
>>151054790lsu and tennessee are assthe other ones will be hard
>>151054636>>151054830>EEC shitters will farm "quality wins" and get in the playoffs @9-3 Fuck this sport
>>151054834that's more a function of Hartline/Day's playcalling than Sayin's inability. Sayin can go deep if he has to, Hartline just needs to dial up a play that lets him
>>151053828Tech spent 20 million in the transfer portal alone. Schools aren't doing that.
>>151048910Yeah, it can be. But for that specific recruit, it's probably less than what he'd be paid at a P4 school. The tradeoff I guess is that basically you're your own boss, working your own hours, and are not subject to the schedules and responsibilities that come with being a student athlete.
>>151054834he has a nice deep ball i have no idea why they don't let him rip it more
New Sagarin Rankings
>>151035863I was at the UGA/Bama game last night, it was a logistical nightmare that resulted in me almost getting booted out of the stadium because they oversold Bama tickets, but at least they broke the decibel record (136.2 last night, new record)Going into Week 6 here are my rankings. If you want to know my why then ask and thou shalt receive
>>151055345>pooter lame still that highBoggles the mind.
>>151055345>notre dame 3what the fucking shit
>>151055333when your defense is allowing 6 points a game and has yet to surrender a red zone TD, you don't need to open up the playbook for dragon spells.guarantee you the instant Ohio State is down in a game by 10+, first offensive play will be a deep shot.
>>151049155The sooner the better. He's a has been. He won 2 national championships and refused to change things up. Typical boomer behavior >If it ain't broke don't fix itExcept it is broke and he won't fix it because he can't or won't see what the problem is.Nmwcreen cap this. GA will lose to Texas and at least one more game left on the schedule. They will be a 3 loss team this year. The longer Kirby stays in place the less relevant GA will be.
>>151055429your ranking looks just like the apanyway tell us more about the game experience and almost getting kicked out
>>151055345Friendly reminder that the BCS used this chucklehead's rankings as part of their determining who played for a natty.
>>151055538>The longer Kirby stays in place the less relevant GA will be.Funny, I remember reading the exact same thing leading up to Kirby winning back to back natties.
College ball is fucked. This NIH or whatever is bullshit and has ruined it.
>>151054522>Pedophile State
>>151054522OH NONONONONONONO
>>151054636>Indiana ahead of Texas What an absolute joke. Stop the cap
>>151054636>Ass To Mouth at 6thYeah, we are losing to Arkansas in two weeks. There is no way in hell we are not going to fuck things up in a spectacular fashion.
>>151054522HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>151055848Texas is a joke
>>151055848Texas is ass. They ain't winning shit with Arch.
>notre dame still ranked
>>151055979B-but but >MAAANNNNNIIIIINNNNNGGGGG. AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>151055851>webro, you all are losing to miss st next week
i don't understand arizona state over mississippi state, are voters just autistic about not bumping teams up after a loss under any circumstances?
Rushing the field happens way too often now for literally nothing. Woah your unranked school beat a ranked team
>>151056294as much as AP voters will tell you that each season exists in a vacuum, they're fucking liars and absolutely let memories of last season taint their rankings, at least early on.And in this case you're weighing up a playoff contender vs. a team that went 2-10 last year.
>>151055429>LSU over bama/jawjathey've played like trash
>>151056024>T-T-T-THOSE WERE QUALITY LOSSES>THEY'RE DEFENDING NON CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS>SHOW SOME RESPECT
>>151049155I don't think Kirby wants to coach NFL ball. >>151055538>The sooner the better. He's a has been. He won 2 national championships and refused to change things up. Typical boomer behavior He has adjusted multiple times on both sides of the ball. You're just trolling/overreacting to the Bama loss. >Except it is broke and he won't fix it because he can't or won't see what the problem is.Please enlighten us with specifics. >Nmwcreen cap this. K>GA will lose to Texas Lmao>and at least one more game left on the schedule. Maybe, it's a very tough schedule. >They will be a 3 loss team this year. They were a 3 loss team last year so you're not saying anything here. >The longer Kirby stays in place the less relevant GA will beNah fuck off. I don't want to turn into Auburn/Florida.
>>151056024Having watched a lot of CFB over the years they look better than or as good as a majority of the teams ranked above them
>>151055549I also accounted for other things but anyway>anyway tell us more about the game experience and almost getting kicked outWent like this:>I have a student ticket, they ran out of wristbands for students to get into the students' section>I'm denied entry to the students' section because no wristband, told to go to 300s (overflow) because they have wristbands>Get told they don't have wristbands, go to 307>Get told they don't have wristbands, go to Concessions>Get told they don't have wristbands, go back to 307>No wristbands, you can try the students' section at the end zone>Get denied entry to the end zone students' section because no wristband>Both students' section and student overflow filled to the brim>I'm looking for a place to sit elsewhere, standing around for the time being and asked to move by cop ("you can't stand here") and to find a place to sit, which I do>Finally find a place near a group of UGA fans>They get into an argument with bama fans because one guy lost his footing and stepped on a seat by accident>Police come and see who's sitting where, black cop tells me to find a place to sit or he will escort me out of the stadium, he's told me four times (he didn't)>I explain to him I have a student ticket >"then go to the students' section">"they won't let me into the students' section because I don't have a wristband sir">He calls another cop (fat black guy) over and I explain the situation>they both get called away for a medical emergency, he calls over a female cop>I explain my situation to her>"Just try to find a spot to sit">I go to find event staff supervisor, it's 4th quarter now>guy is chill, tells me if I get any problems trying to get to the students' section to tell them to talk to their supervisor and say I talked to him>Finally get a place to at least stand>jawjuh loses the game 24-21And I got given a ticket by the school for this game BEFORE the season even started, I spent more time looking
>>151056476totally understandable at the beginning of the year, but kinda retarded 4-5 games in
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>>151056206lol i highly doubt it a&m is obviously elite and miss states downfall will start next week
>>151057128no because I don't think you're the anon who askedlong story short it was a logistical nightmare where I spent more time looking for a seat than watching the gameoh and all the teams I picked this week that I was paying attention to lost except for three>WVU - loss to Utah (throwback uniforms still sick though)>UGA - loss to Alabama>PSU - loss to Oregon>WAS - loss to Blowhio Shit>UVA - win against FSU>GA TECH - win against Wake Forest by the skin of their teeth>LOU - win against Pitt
>>151057161will TAMU beat TEX at DKR though, I think they could
>>151054567You got outbid by YouTube click money. So yes, you're cheaping out.
>>151048910Kind of makes sense. If the money is equal, the guy can make some money without beating his body to shit. If he stayed in shape, I'm sure someone out there would give him some money to play in a couple years. He'd be a 20 year old freshman and if he played well he could demand even more money in his soph, jr, senor years. So you're looking at potentially 6 years of income instead of 4.
>>151057304nothing would really indicate texas could beat a&m thus far other than preconceived notions.
>Bobby Petrino named interim head coach of Arkansas while Arkansas conducts a head coaching searchYeah we all know what's going to happen.
>4. Ole MissWho's next to carry the mantle of fake elite
Arizona State ranked 24 at 4-1. With that one loss coming to Miss State who didn't even receive a vote whose one loss came in OT to Tennessee who is 15. Seems a bit odd.
>>151057833Alabama's gonna throttle Vanderbilt next week and they'll use that to justify putting them back in the top 5 also looking at Ole Miss's schedule and what the fuck Washington State is their next opponent?
>>151041202I was at Dorney Park yesterday and it was mulatto world, but Kennywood today is pretty damn white. Unfortunately it’s northern white so part of their skin is black with tattoos.
>>151057897nope vandy will win (again) and be ranked number 3 jk maybe 13
>>151057015sounds horrible I would have been pissed
>>151057318No they aren’t
>>151041202>on my handyou got some kind of deformity where you have 20 fingers?
>>151046468>Where is Nebraska? Retardant
>>151041247It’s even in the same color
>muh quality loss>muh home vs away team>muh we beat retard state by 100
>>151054946>be Ohio State>have maybe 2 real opponents a year>michiganwinslol.jpeg>free playoff slot with byeQuit your bitching and join a real conference
Here's the pic bros.
>>151058054I was pissed, I'm going to file a formal complaint with the UGA Athletics Department for the way I was treated by event staff and the policeI said this in another post but without hyperbole I spent more time looking for a seat than I did actually getting to watch the game
>CMON MAN
>>151057015You're fault for not getting there early. Did you try sitting in the nosebleeds?I remember at the Tennessee game last year everyone was cutting in line.
>>151058770lel
>>151057015Sounds like the Pedo St vs SMU playoff game last year
>>151057015>out of state yankee PhD kike spendsmore time arguing with the staff, complaining, and trying to find a comfortable spot for his tushy than enjoying the fun>>151058772>I expect you'll be hearing from my lawyerYou were not built for the SEC. Leave now and never come back.
>>151057015lemme talk to your manager looking ass nigga. smhtbqh, senpai.
>>151058791
>>151059740
>>151059154>yankeeThem's fighting words, boy>trying to find a comfortable spot for his tushy than enjoying the funThe times I did get to enjoy whether standing or otherwise before being forced to move were fun, from both my fellow dawgs and the visiting bama fans>I expect you'll be hearing from my lawyerI'm too broke to do that shit, all I am gonna say is get them logistics in order>You were not built for the SEC. Leave now and never come back.Nah, I'm gonna stay and enjoy the rest of the season and my time here because I love it here all things considered.
>>151058791What is it about Tennessee that makes them so memeable?
>>151060106their emotional instability can be a factor
>>151058854in the overflow? Yes, if that's what you mean. When I finally got into the students' section at the 4th quarter a girl told me they oversold tickets to the Bama game>>151059105maybe, didn't hear about that one
>>151060106They talk a lot of shit for team that is basically Nebraska of the SEC
>you now remember 2021 ole miss vs tennessee
>>151060383Never forgetti
Meanwhile HBCU land https://hbcugameday.com/2025/09/28/hbcu-president-defends-plus-sized-dance-group-after-game/>Florida A&M band announcer Joe Bullard called them “the new face of Ozempic.”Based Joe
>>1510604713>2>1>4>5
>Robby Ashford is the Wake QBlul
>>151060471
>>151060471>hats are cookies
Seasoned up some thick boys and i'm ready to throw them down. Question is - what's the best sidekick for this feast? Garlic bread? Mac n cheese? Loaded baked potato? Or should I go full chaos and drop some onion rings and pizza rolls next to it?Hit me with your favorite pairings
This is why God loves Bama
>>151055979Texas could have YOU playing QB and beat Indiana lol
>>151060471>>151060509For me, it's4>1>3>2>5
Is this guy still alive? I never see him anymore. Did someone in the Bama brass realize he was a liability / bad optics and pay him to fuck off?
>>151060329We don’t get near this many memes from Nebraska.>>151060106I guess it’s their suck combined with their passion.
>>151061049steak fries and those bacon wrapped jalapeños filled with cream cheese
>>151055445>>151055457they have really good talent-adjusted game control metrics.
>>151061649Tennessee fans were some of the funniest and most hospitable fans I have ever met. >t. Oregon fan
>>151060038You have to go back
Am I the only one who thinks it's crazy that Washington doesn't even have a single AP vote? They won their first 3 games by multiple scores (yes not the toughest schedule I know) and kept it a 1 score game with Ohio State until the 4th quarter.
All I know about Bobby Petrino is he's the guy in the post-accident photo meme.
>>151062234I wouldn't mind eating a few of those cookies, if you know what I mean.
>10. Alabama>18. Florida State>24. VirginiaSasuga AP
>>151062458>kept it a 1 score game with Ohio State until the 4th quarter.by that logic they should get dinged for being in 4th quarter games against Colorado State and Washington State. I agree they should've gotten a LITTLE more respect going into that game, but watching an offense that was averaging 55 points per game only score 6 against their first big-boy opponent, at home no less, vindicated the AP in giving them a pass
>>151062650where would /cfb/ rank these teams?
>>15106311323. UVA24. FSU25. AlabamaNR: Georgia
>>151056294Rankings are>Are you a blueblood>How was your croot rankings>Rankings from last year>Your recordIn that orderRankings are meant to maximize revenue nothing else. This is why poosc will sneak back into the rankings by oct 18
>>151063154>ye>mid>n/a>undefeated and quarterbacklessand this is how my gooners are top 5
objectively correct Top 25
>>151063275>>midYou're a top 25 recruited team with a blue chip ratio of over 50%. Thats not 'mid'
>>151063427Mateer-less Oklahoma should be moved down, Georgia is too low, LSU is too high
>>151063154why was michigan unranked by the end of october last year?why are rankings an extremely strong predictor of game outcomes?
>>151063427Why does pedo state get so much clemency for losing? Cause it was overtime? Because I would put Texas and bama ahead of them in terms of teams with a loss to be quite frank.
>>151063712Texas's only real opponent was a shitshow, and Alabama operates on circular SEC ranking logic
>>151063427why is bama ahead of florida state by so much? Florida State has a better win and a substantial h2h victory
>>151063779EEC biasWeek 1 counts less
>>151063712They’re behind all the teams they lost to
>>151063767Losing to Ohio state should be less damaging than losing to whoregon
>>151063712just straight B1G favoritism
>>151063555We're talking about rankings. Having recruiting classes ranked in the top 25 is the bare minimum, and if we exclude the dregs outside of the top 25 then yes my Sooners are very decidedly mid when it comes to recruiting.>inb4 but northeastern cornhole state would kill to have your recruiting classes
>>151063821that why ND is so high?
>>151063821SEC bias is why Vanderbilt is there>>151063779Don't trust the Criminoles
>>151062458so did ohiodoesn't mean all that much
>>151064091Because they create a lot of revenue
>>151064474Just like the SEC huh
just took a big steaming stallionsWE ARE!
>>151065343>WE ARE!fox sports?
>>151064474people who say stuff like this don't actually understand how revenue is created
>>151064474>some random guy on /sp/ based his rankings on revenue generationlel
>>151065633>>151065633>>151065633
Penn State should be investigated for bribery or something.