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'stros
Metsies :)
>>151036382>NYY: AL East race goes down to final day with Yankees and Blue Jays tied for leadwhere is my jays news?fuck this new york centric league
here for my padres :)
Rowdy :)
happy the tiggers made it over the line. they looked like world beaters in spring
>>151036382Metsluigis
stick with the angels
I watch the DOYERS because winners never lose!
>>151036435Name or gtfo
Last start of the Season. Lets make it a good one Dana.
>>151036435>waits for the game to end>everyone clears out>sniff and lick that seat>go to the bathroom and jack off in the stallha ha ha imagine if someone did this
o I am laffin
>>151036473@perolikemuhh@sandiegoeq1
Mets fans are the most mentally unstable posters on /mlb/. I don’t need to post proof just read the thread kek.
If Tatis Jr stops ignoring his babies mama's and befomes 2020-2021 Prime Tatis Jr, we have a chance of winning a world series. Just hit dingers man, no need to overcomplicate things with weak ass small ball.
>>151036473it was posted in a thread a few days agothat's a particularly flattering angle though, she's otherwise only ok
Begin the punt game
>>151036492NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOyou have to make up a random thot handle and then laugh to yourself as you imagine them helplessly googling it
>>151036522crazy how germoney refuses to recognize the little guy
>>151036506was she the girl someone did the ai nudity thing to
>>151036435Yuck.
Yep, the Mets are toast.
ITFDB
>>151036503>befomes
BIG José at-bat coming up(they'll walk him...)
This Indians vs rags game might end up lasting 14 innings or something
>>151036553
we could have had several kino 163 games but manfraud had to ruin our fun
Monkey Butts
>>151036522outdated map, poortugal already did it
>>151036548probably because they still have concentration camps there to remind them of their past
>>151036530meh too much effort
>>151036577thanks, sending that to everyone who says a 17 year old is cute on reddit
>>151036576we need to repeat for her at the very least
They hate us, cause they ain't us
indians, please do the kino walkoff thing!
The Angels in the outfield are back. It'd fucked up to see how many passionate fans this team has and the ownership doesn't give a shit about getting to the playoffs.
Reminder that Joey Votto retired as a Buffalo Bison
freddie :)
>>151036590It won’t at all women’s politics are all performative
Atta boy Nick Martinez
looking at the L10 records of the play-off teams, the NL is going in with way more momentumYankees 9-1 is kinda scary tbqhwy
>>151036668meant AL lol
>>151036668I wouldn't worry about the Yankees. Judge will choke again
Bourbon is making me shit lava
Go Yankees!
>>151036668>Yankees 9-1 is kinda scary tbqhwyeasy to look good against teams not playing in the post season
>>151036685nicotine is making me edgy
>>151036668Yankees are beating up last place teams bro lmao
All I can hope for is for the Mets to win tomorrow. Nothing more I can ask for. Asking for another team to lose or win is pathetic. Mets just get the win, and whatever happens, happens.
>>151036740based and clear-headed pilled
>>151036568Well it was a very good AB, just couldn't lay off
>>151036760>he never played a team sport growing up
>>151036740yep just gotta see what happens
my pirates :)
>>151036793weed is tight
>>151036793Let’s all just wait and see
>>151036740>>151036793>>151036824I hope my Reds make it, but best of luck frens. May the best team win
>>151036793>>151036817>>151036824Marijuana is bad for you
>rags
>>151036792one of a dwindling number here who actually has. who do you think actually brings the bantz here? reddit/discord migrant gamer troons?
I LOVE THIS KID HALPIN
with glasnow pitching today i'm guessing it'll be Yamamoto, Snell and Ohtani (if necessary) for the wildcard series.
30/30
>>151036839You too man. Best of luck.
>>151036843only if your mom ate too much tylenol while you were in the womb
>>151036858His contract with the Mariners is going to look like an absolute bargain.
lads I can't believe its the last game of the reg season tomorrowwent by quick, so many memories x
>>151036858he'd steal 4th base if he could
walklanco :)
>>151036884someone had to say it
Who's the Frank the tank version for Dodgers?
>>151036839Based. I won’t be happy if the Mets mest but I know it’s their (re David Stearns’ fault) not the Reds.
>>151036888It's insanely team friendly.
WALKOFF HBPGUARDIANS CLINCHASTROS ELIMINATED (FOR REAL THIS TIME)
HOLYFUCKINGKEK
WALK OFF HBP HOLY SHIT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
GUARDIANS WINASSTROS ARE ELIMINATED LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOLY SHIT!HE HIT HIM!
I thought Benson had a homer there :(
FUCK HOUSTON HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>151036906Plaschke
>rangers not in the postseasonWhat am I supposed to do then?
Windians!!
>IBB to load the bases>HBP to losewhat did they mean by this???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO WAYYYYYY
TRASHTROS KEK
That is a classic Rags ending holy fucking shit dude
Chat, clip that ?
Walkoff hit by pitch!
GRT FUCKED TRASHCANS
>sweeping the dodgers in july was their world seriesKWABOTY
Imploded like the Challenger. The Houston Astros have been eliminated from postseason contention. Better luck next year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWFl5gwDWWs
>>151036952You can root for my Jays :)
kek pooston
Too many injuries this season, it just wasn't meant to be this year
NOO, DON'T DO IT ASTROS!
>>151036994AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
astros being btfo'd by a walkoff walk is pure poetry
hahaha get fucked astromiguel
>his first hbp of his career >cucks the Astros out of the playoffsoh my kek he did it on purpose
Imagine getting eliminated by a hbp
Now to seal the Detroit implosion by winning the division tomorrow.
Is there a more sadder way to lose than walk off hit?
>>151036506post face right now
>>151037039In a game you aren’t even playing in lol
>>151036653Real question, is Votto worthy of going to Cooperstown?
>>151037033>mfw an astrosmiguel was fat near me
>>151037008>Didn't give the dog a sip.
The Houston Astros have been eliminated. There is only now one imposter remaining.
I am a life long die hard Mets fan but tonight I am a brewers fan
Is this the first time a team has been eliminated by hit by pitch?
>first time in 9 years. so, the trashcans have been officially retired.I guess Rick Monday is still pretty salty also.
>>151036913>>151036889>>151036866>>151036839>>151036824>>151036793>>151036755>>151036740This is what baseball is all about. Togetherness... Fuck yea. Fuck football am I right fellas?
>>151036550yes
I love you Nick Martinez :)
>>151037055I'm a girl though
>that was Garcia's 1st career HBP
Lmao Martin Maldonado about to make a playoff appearance in 2025 FUCK
>>151037061undoubtedly yes
>>151036952You have the Cowboys Anon.
>>151037061I hope so
Conforto is trying to kill my pitcher.
>>151036994>>151037033>doyerpacos still seething 8 years later
>>151037061For sure
>>151037099kino
Sneks
We had a good run that all you faggots wish your team had
>>151037042Detroit made the playoffs.If Detroit beats Cleaveland in the Playoffs that shit don't matter.We play for the WS not for Division banners.
>>151037133wood
>>151037099oh boy
>conforto made it back to .200, only to run out of gas again at the very endsad
>>151037102They're winning it again. MLB is dead
>>151037151he only does well against the giants, sad!
>>151036668They played Baltimore and the White Sox
what is cleveland like as a city?
>>151037139kek you're mad
>>151037099peak guardsball
>>151037061I like him, but I think he'll have to wait. Very good baseball player.
>>151037099
>>151037152if their bullpen stops imploding they'd be unstoppable
>>151037099>rag hurler acting madyou he's bursting with happiness inside getting to eliminate their hated rivals
>>151037180https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM
>>151036668>gains a bunch of momentum >just to get put on a long break if they win the division Yankees would be better off dropping the Division.
>>151037099This feels like the most Cleveland way to make it into post season
>>151037099KEK this is amazing, fuck Texas absolute dogshit state
>>151037180Better than the stereotypes would suggestStill not great
Harry Ford... calling a good game so far!
My Rags have brought me the joy of eliminating the Asstros. You know Maddux went up to the mound and said get a wild pitch going or maybe hit him. I'll let you make that choice but make it believable
>>151037180https://youtu.be/ysmLA5TqbIY?si=CmbcQHaMTXIw19EYNothing happens.
>>151037213most anywhere is fine if you're not struggling to make ends meet. everywhere sucks if you're poor.
>>151037099did the Rags do this intentionally to fuck over the Asstros?
At least I live in Texas and not in a shithole like ohio
>>151037274I hope they did lmao
>>151037180I've heard that it's hot there.
>>151037099I can't even be mad we got eliminated this way, just wild.
Well…. have a good post season /mlb/. I’m finally free of watching this dogshit squad disappoint me.Ms I’m rooting for yal. Go represent the AL Best well. 3 ALW teams winning a ring in the span of 4 years would be pretty cool. It’s been a pleasure, see yal next season o7
>>151037282What part?
>>151037206God blessed Texas
>>151037317Houston
>>151037235>>151037301
>>151037274they did IBB the previous hitter
>>151037312Gay.
>>151037312rooting for Seattle as well, atleast we would be able to say we only lost the division to the world champs
>>151037196Many such cases
>>151037326kek seethe
>>151037282Dude Texas is one of the worst states in the Union, its hot, its humid, its infested with hispandex, and its poor. Texas is awful and would be hell to live in. Texas is just a fake state where you all pretend to be cowboys cause you grill and theres some cows in a field near you
>>151037290Sup Valerie Bertinelli
>>151037312You won a legit 'chip in 2022, that should be good enough for a while nigga
>>151037099Kek. Get fucked Tejas.
>>151037354>its hot, its humidwe can afford AC here>its infested with hispandexnot in my white suburb
>>151037146Hey, bud, I know that it's tough to watch your team completely collapse, but it's important to set realistic expectations and mentally prepare for what is about to happen.
>>151037180It's the most affordable big city to live in with amenities
>>151037325I've only been in the Dallas area we thought about moving but then saw the Tornados. Would rather deal with Hurricanes and Blizzards then tornadoes or earthquakes
>>151037354I can't hear you my low cost of living is too loud. Enjoy your income tax
>>151037326Based.
>>151037312dude you won a world series less than 5 years ago you can stop being a faggot everytime your team doesnt make it you know?
>>151037386Enjoy boiling alive when your power grid fails during 120 degree heat
>>151037354>it’s pooranon… it’s one of the top 3 richest and wealthiest states. why do you think there’s a mass migration TO there?
>>151037386>pays $11,000 for electricity >dies of hypothermia >dies from flooding Keksas
Why would they move the Astros to the Rangers' division? That's like putting the Mets in the AL East
>>151037381then you've never experienced proper hurricanes
>>151037394>>151037364This. Fucking whiners have been the playoffs every year for like 8 years and got two rings out of it.
Reminder Houston does represent all of based Texas
>>151037354Look at this retard. Although Houston sucks fuck Houston. The Mexicans ain't even the problem in the state is the blacks that came over from Louisiana during Katrina
>>151037373AC doesnt change the outside humidity or the fact that Texas weather is dog shit. Its as hot as fucking Arizona but at least over there its dry in Texas its humid and wet. And yes Texas is infested with spics just cause your little suburb dont have any doesnt mean it isnt infested. Its got the same spic population percentage as Cali, even New Mexico and Arizona dont have as many spics as you do
>>151037458I was born in Puerto Rico. Grew up in NJ. If that is not proper hurricane experience idk what is. Hurricanes are comfy.
>>151037471??
>>151037453You can blame Bud Selig for that
>>151037472When I lived in Texas, the mexicans were far worse than the blacks there
>>151037481DYING OUT
>>151037364>>151037394>being disappointed when your team loses>”well you guys got a ring so your not allowed to be sad”My apologizes that being sad when my team doesn’t win inconveniences you anon
How do you win a playoff spot with a HBP?
>>151037453Nah I think it's fine like that, some sports should have intercity/interstate rivalries while others have the teams in separate leagues/conferences
>>151037471>>151037493Sorry, meant does NOT
Can all you faggots fuck off to /pol/?
>>151037312Root for my Chadres, also can we borrow Victor Caritini, our pitcher sprained his oblique :/ or Any pitcher really
>>151037505I know people shit on blacks, but it's really just the East Coast ones. Blacks in the Midwest and west are wholesome.
>>151037481You afraid white boy, what are you scared of. You should be worried about the niggas instead. Only a third of the state is humid
>>151037312Nigger you have four pennants and two rings in the last 8 years, you'll be fine. Fuckin PUSSY.
>>151037556>Blacks in the Midwest and west are wholesome.As someone who's lived in Cleveland and Chicago I can say this is incorrect.
>>151037526very carefully
>>151037551Catcher* My bad why done always shitty catcher luck
>if you dont like Texas you must be a le CalifornianI can hate both states as theyre infested with fake pretentious faggots that make living somewhere their entire personality, the dumb obnoxious LAtards who do nothing but smoke weed and play shitty eazy E songs in their rundown camaro are just as bad as the Texans who fancy themselves old western vaqueros cause theyve seen a few cows out in a field before
So the only question left is whether the Dodgers play Reds or Mets this Tuesday, right?
>>151037489>Hurricanes are comfy
>>151037493What's with that greyed out area in the south surrounded by Rangers fans? Do they just not watch any baseball there?
>>151037586Idk man. I've been around the ones in NYC, Newark, Philly and Florida. They are just more tame.
I'm gay.
>>151037604Spoiler alert! it'll be the reds
>>151037551Padres are my NL team pick, go show them some sovl
>>151037526At least he didn't get hit in the face like David Fry.
>>151037604And the AL seeding between the Indians/Tigers
>>151037489when is the last time you were in PR? their infrastructure is a disaster largely due to hurricanes. Jersey is relatively wealthy and can deal with damage rural gulf state communities never really recover from.
>>151037556good bait
>>151037519I mean this year was brutal for the Astros sure, but at least it's not like they wasted their chance to be champions. After 2024 it should have been clear that something needs to change in Houston.
>>151037614That’s because they have fenty and crack to calm them
>>151037605nta but if you live in a nice non-cardboard house in an area that doesnt flood, it can be very comfy.t. stayed home during Ike and Harvey
>>151037604Teamwise yes but both AL East and Central are up for grabs
>>151037505Lived in Southeast Texas (Beaumont area) and the whites and Mexicans were just regular workers. The Mexicans did all the labor work. Blacks were about the same. and there were a load of Vietnamese boatpeople who worked the rice paddies and ranches.The only residents that everyone hated were the coonasses they came over from Louisiana, and the Northerners who spent the winter there, who were mainly from Michigan and the midwest. Everyone hated them equally.
>>151037627did we get a confirmation that he got his teeth knocked out?
I'd fucking laugh if they call up Ethan Salas before Campy lol
Reds!
>>151037493>map from 15 years agoanons are still falling for this map in 2025
>>151037604Mets aren't making itAll eyes are on whether Jays or Yanks win AL East
ATOBTTR
>>151037633Born in 1990. Left in 1996. Last time I was on the island was in 2019. I am aware of the current infrastructure
You’re not white, Alejandro
>>151037660nah, that was his lip being pushed out of the way in that still image people were postingonly a broken nose and facial fractures
>>151037681that's pretty gay lol
Tomorrow: 2 divisions are to be decided (AL East, AL Central) and the last NL wildcard is up for grabs between the Mets and Reds.
Who's Jumbo Shrimp ITT?
>>151037678Too boring. They both making it regardless. The games to watch are Mets vs Marlins and Reds vs Brewers.
>>151037701Tito is based, faggot
So what needs to happen for the Reds to get into playoffs?
Metbros....
>>151037638I completely agree, I have no delusions we in anyway deserved to be in the playoffs. Outside looking in the injury bug seems like a good scapegoat which is partially true, but inside looking in you realize there was much more disfunction than it seems.
I can finally relax and watch some for-fun baseball
>>151037710>>151037712Surely the Mets won't choke against the Marlins in the final game of regular season
>>151037716Reds win OR a Mets loss
>>151037716Reds win or Mets loss tomorrow
>>151037699ah okay that's cool. would have been insult to injury.
You are so fucking mad right now
>>151037718It's fine man. No need to be upset. Let fate decide
>>151037727I don't think Dana Brown is it
>>151037638Me personally I believe the answer is throwing the franchise shortstop into LF for no fucking reason
>>151037719exploitation from superpowers
>>151037762Puerto ricans are too dumb not to get exploited
>Dodgers-MarinersNeither of these teams want to be here tonight
>>151037778kek what a faggot
>>151037794the big dumpster does so he can stat pad
The HBP was 100% intentional and his reaction was rehearsed.
>>151037794They already know they're going to meet again in the WS
>>151037794>dodgers3 seed is clinched and they’re resting>mariners2 seed is better
Now that the real games are over I'm going to play some Megabonk and watch Cow Rally get to 61 :)
>no Texas teams>no Florida teams>no Missouri teams>no Arizona>no Atlantafolks..... baseball is back
>>151037794some hitters and pitchers need to get reps
>>151037808You'd think Ohtani would stay in to try and keep the HR leader race close with Schwarber. But I guess the suits told him to rest for his start in the WC
>>151036435There are too many sexy sluts here in SDIt drives me crazy
>Houston is winningWhat a shame :^)
>>151037848Based
celebrating a loss to a team in your own division all because you're afraid of the mets is some sad shit
serious question here:let's say the doyers finish the season a game better than the mariners (92-70 to 91-71), but the mariners finished as the 2nd seed in the AL compared to the doyers 3rd seed in the NL.if they met in the world series who would have home field advantage?
>>151036499Nope. WE 105-68 NOW is the all time forever leader of the schizo posters. Everyone else is fighting for second place.
>>151037848>it's just the coasts and midwest>roughly half of the teams are midwestern
>>151037903better regular season record has hfa in the WS
>>151037903dodgers based off the record alone
>>151037364The one in 2017 was legit too. Seethe more.
>>151037927The midwest is on the east coast.
>>151037903From MLB.com: >Which pennant winner gets home-field advantage in the World Series?>Home-field for the World Series round goes to the team with the best regular-season record, regardless of postseason seeding within that team’s league.>If the two teams had identical regular season records, the tiebreaker format linked above (head-to-head record, then intradivision record, then interdivision record) applies.
Is Conforto actually going to be in the postseason lineup?
>>151037927Sounds based to me. Southrons and desert dwellers aren't real Americans.
>>151037354Can confirmOur boomer politicians on both sides are making us unironically worse than California. Texas has been a lost cause for decades now.
>>151037934>>151037941>>151037968okay i thought as much. thanks lads.
>The one in 2017 was legit too. Seethe more.
I believe in you Brady Singer tomorrow! Red 'em!
>asterisks Hahaha eat shit faggots
>>151037471What part of Texas is le based? The Panhandle? There's nothing to do there lol
>>151037982get more peeps like Beto in power and you can turn things around
>>151037888DO IT AGAIN, UNCLE BILLY!
>andrew heaneywho
>>151037927Does Toronto count as part of the Midwest?
>only baseball teams from the midwest, west coast, and northeastern coast in playoffsThe only real baseball places
>>151037602South Houston makes parts of the worst parts of LA look safe. Nobody here knows what they're talking about
kek forgot we picked up Heany a couple weeks back
>>151036739do you have a breakdown by age? zoomers and gen alpha are majority non-white.
>>151037408>>151037427>>151037484I've heard that shit for years and it hasn't happened yet despite all you pussy Califagians moving here in droves.
>>151037794It's a meaningless game.
>>151038035It's honorary Midwest. Yes.
>>151038035I mean it's a stone's throw from Detroit
>Calls Texans retards>Supports Beto O'Rourke
>>151037848Don't lump Arizona with those other backwater shitholes>>151037927Problem? You got college football on
>>1510380885-hour drive isn't that close
>>151038096Beto O'Rourke would've prevented the porn ban.
>>151038035Great Lakes region or New England
do a barrel roll!
>>151038029He's one of the worst though. No one actually cares about fixing the state's problems.
Yankees are never losing ever again and it just got even easier with pooston being eliminated
>bootlickin' lyin' TedISHYGDDT
>>151038113Beto O'Rourke would have stolen our guns
>>151038080>>151038088>stone's throwMore like honorary Eastern seaboard
>>151038098>t. Arizonafagit's hot, soulless, and full of brown people just like Florida and Texas
Cincinnati is technically the South btw
>tfw former Texan living in New HampshireFuck what they say Texas. There's a reason everyone keeps moving to you
>>151038158It's nothing like the South at all though. It's just a glorified retirement home for people that live in the West and Midwest.
>>151038156last night I learned that the Chesapeake Bay has more coastline than the country of India
>>151038030>most attractive Poodres fan
>>151038030>tattoodropped
>>151038113No he wouldn't dude.
>>151037848So true
>Texanshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCL_IiUXiBc
>>151037748>Manaea startOutlook not so good.
>>151038021Ever been to Galveston or Austin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBzffkGVnqs
https://youtu.be/ax3JAcUArZo?si=db2vZrseLdxHCAcTheme for tomorrow. Get some rest players of destiny. May the best teams win!
>>151038252Austin is only based because of the californians that moved there
>>151038252Nobody here lives in GalvestonAlso if you bring up Austin /pol/fags will have a melty
>mfw all Ohio World Series
ITT: let me tell you all you need to know about where you livestfu already retards
>>151038130gonna screencap this post as Red Sox go 4-0 against your poverty team in playoffs this century. This isn't 1978 anymore
Manfred should step in and do something. Nobody wants to see the shitty Reds make the playoffs.
>>151038275Why was Sesshomaru such a cunt
>>151038261God. Dayum
>>151038156It's closest to upstate NY which is Rust Belt and therefore defacto Midwest.Canada's eastern seaboard is inhabited by Frenchies and weird redheaded stepchildren.
>>151038297Red Sox and Yankees can't meet in a best of 7 series this postseason my newfriend
>>151038297Enjoy our home run derby against your beta pitching. ALL RISE
>>tattoo>dropped
>>151038349Good taste
>>151038165>he still hasn't realized Kentucky is actually the Midwest
why is it called the Midwest anyway? why isn't it called the midcentral or whatever some shit?
Heard some of you faggots were talking shit about my Yankees
>FUCK TEXAS LOLOLOL>The money is tight and I can't get a job. Let's move thereGet a good look at our 2023 World Series banner when you get here
>>151038365>midcentral>anonfaggot
>>151038326>tfw author of Anne of Green Gables was chronically depressed and an hero'd despite her massive successCanadian weather, man
>>151038364midwest is more of a state of mind than a geographic regionkentucky don't got it
>>151038365Does our school system not teach you zoomers America's history anymore?
>>151038376Is it next to the last Cowboys SB banner?
>>151038365it's west of the east cost but not as west as the other stuffand everything is measured from the east coast because that's the important part
Texas was nice enough to let Based Judge break the single season homer record
>>151038408Mideast makes more sense since the east coast was the origin and political powerbase of the country
>>151038364But Kentucky is a border state between the Midwest, Great Lakes, and Southeast.
>>151038364An ACC and SEC state is not Midwest
>>151038402my actual belief is that Kentucky is kind of just its own thing, not really Southern or Midwestern. it's in the same limbo as Virginia.
>>151038417Guarantee your team has less than 5Fuck Cali
gg doyars
>>151038333>>151038347Enjoy seeing the future world champion Red Sox party like it's 2004 on your own little league stadium again.
cRushing dinger
>>151038483>t. never been to Kentuckyit's south af
cRUSHINGRUSHING
CRUSHING
>>151038488okay Boomer
>Rushing home runVery cool Dalton, you're still the backup thoughever
>>151038498What cheating do you have up your sleeve this time?>1918
tomorrow is going to be kino
>>151038501>t. on federal gibs and complains about big governmentsounds about right
>>151038113It’s retarded. But normies don’t know that you can easily bypass the porn ban with a free vpn on the App Store. It’s not rocket science
>mariners losing to the doyers' c-squad
>>151038488Hank. the Cowboys ain't right, just like your son.
Californians love to bash us yet there's more Cowboy fans in their state than Rams
>>1510385322009 will be the new 1918 for your poverty team. Enjoy not getting 28 rings for 86 years. Hope your hero retires ringless. Same goes with Faggot Mike and that Jizz nigger
>>151038575No one cares about Rams. 49ers own the Cowboys even in their own stadium.
they banned porn in texas?
>>151038564The payroll difference shows up when it comes to depth!
>>151038564I have the feeling if they meet again in the WS the Dodgers are going to be even more hated than before for crushing the Mariners' plucky Cinderella story
flyover cousinfuckers celebrating losing a series to their division rivals because they're scared of the mets
>>151038575Well that’s because LA is a Raiders/Niners city. Fuck Stan Kroenke for ruining everything
>>151038593was just thinking about you last night and wondered what happened. figures that porn talk would evoke a post.
Please God just don't let us make it to 90 losses
>>151038593This is what I get when I go to pornhub, every other porn site has something similar
>>151038575And other things Cowsurenos tell themselves
>>151037602This guy gets it.
>>151038578Typical racist bawwwwstun beta. Enjoy our 28th World Series title parade next month. Judge and Stanton own you. We hit EVERYTHING for a home run. New York is alpha as FUCK
Porn is a sin
>>151038575>yet there's more Cowboy fans in their state than RamsThat's only because they abandoned us. I'm not going to cheer for these fair weather NFL owners who move every other decade.
>>151038593SB-20 yeah>>151038636For all the shit the Angels have given my teams this year I do hope we contend together once again some time
>>151038585>COWGURULZ HAVENT WON SINCE 1995San Fagsisco hasn't won since 1994.
>>151037453Because back then the ALW had 4 teams and the NLW had 6. Bud Selig wanted to fix that and the most relocable franchise was the Astros by far. Also Dallas and Houston arent really close so thats more like the Jets and Bills in the same division, its not like the Mets and the Yankees in the same division at all.
>>151038578>he admits his team is nothing but cheaters1918
>>151038636Fuck you. We're lashing out on you because we weren't good enough for playoffs.
how is this guy going to win the MVP
>they think cow is mvp
>Rojas skill checking the marinerskek
>>151038640Nice.>>151038618No one's afraid of the Mets.
>>151038651Weren't you the same "WE COCKS-ASS NOW" namefag or did you wrote that catchphrase to jinx your team in the Wild Card? come on do better.
>>151038724
>Cow>MVP
>>151038636even after we gifted you 6 wins
>>151038764You literally can't beat us. Jazz swag lost his best friend and they've been invincible since. Yankee mystique bitch
>>151038797Hey I'm the one who wants the Freeway WS
If Shohei comes in as a reliever/closer, should his walk up music be the same?
POLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
audition: FAILED
Heaney ain't it
>>151038834It can't be changed
PPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>tfw Yankees have been invincible since Jazz swag's best friend died and Trump blessed the team
Heaneys not making it
>>151038851>>151038866>released by the Pirates and signed to a minor league contracthonestly surprised he didn't get lit up last inning
>>151038283Fuck me, that'd be great. Has a completely in-state world series ever happened?
>>151038283Guarantee low ratings
>>151038924ewww gross. stick to hs fb and wrestling.
I hope my Reds give the Brewers everything they've got tomorrow!
>>151038924>Has a completely in state world series ever happenedLaughs in Yankees
>>151038882>Dodgers visit White House>go on a losing streak and fail to get the bye>Trump visits Yankees>Yankees snap their losing streak and get hot enough to make the postseason/compete for division lead again
>>151038924I mean mets vs yankees has happened so yes
>>151038924It's happened multiple times in multiple decades
>>151038924*lifelong yankee fan btw, forgot to mention that
>>151038976Yankee mystique. Jazz swag.
>>151038882funny you greentexted that because the Red Sox got the balls to visit the White House and meet the orange man, unlike your lazy ass Skankees who just called him to come visir your little league locker room instead
>>151038924Dodgers (when they were in New York)-YankeesMets-YankeesA's-DodgersAngels-Giants have all happened
>>151038982>>151038978nifty, thanks>>151038994I don't give a shit about you pinstriped faggots
Adell!
>>151038030i'm in love (but i want to wipe that shit off her face)
Mookie and Freddie have not looked very good lately
>>151038640haven't gone on there in years. My go to is Tryst and fapping to memories or Coomer for the random OF models that get shown
>>151037627Like fry, like fry! Kek remember futurama??
>>151038283>>151038924>all Ohio World Seriesit's still crazy to me Cleveland hasn't won a world series since 1948. They've been there several times and practically had a dynasty in the 90s. They are like the buffalo bills of the mlb
>>151038924Royals vs Cardinals, 1985.
>>151038283If my Reds lineup ever gets hot, we've got the pitching!
>>151039116But it's covering her whole body.
>>151039024did the new york giants ever face the yanks in the series
>>151039024Oakland vs San Francisco tooBut honestly the only remarkable one is the Missouri WS. Rangers vs Astros would be cool too but not possible anymore.
TITS OUT FOR THE Ms
>>151039220Name?
>>151038071Wtf you talking about those kids literally just died at camp like two months ago because of a flood? And the blizzard that killed 200 people was only like 4 years ago.
>>151039220ever since the ai guy did the nude morph of this i'm going to get a little dopamine hit clicking and not knowing which version i'm gonna see
ohio ahh world series is crazy :skull"
>>151039205Yes actually, i momentarily forgot the Giants used to be in New York
why did every team leave Oakland? is it that bad of a place?
>>151039267finally a use case for AI
>>151039261The power grid didn't collapse you pubebeard retard. As if California doesn't have mudslides and wildfires EVERY FUCKING WEEK
GG Sneks, Guess Shildt wants that 90 win, so expect to be swept tomorrow. All you gotta do is pray your franchise is sold to skmeo who cares about sneks.
>>151039246grok is this real
>>151039296i dont like how it transforms her into a blonde Colbie Smulders
>>151039220we prefer good looking women here
>>151039289It's worse than Detroit and black Chicago, not even memeing
>>151039298200 people still died because of snow and I’m not from California btw lolol
>>151039288time to rewatch the ken burns amigo
>>151039238she hasn't been identified afaik
>>151039238HannahCherryyy
>>151039289Greed and wanting to move to a bigger market.
>>151039289it's not that bad, there's just no need for two teams in the bay area. it's a cool city but its not as cool as san fran
>>151039298> it hasn't happened yet
>>151039334But surely we have our top men looking into this?
>>151039318Too much plastic surgery.
>>151039296kek
>>151039296uncanny valley/10
>>151039289memes aside, it just comes down to 1. oakland not willing to pay for stadiums 2. las vegas making more sense if you're footing the bill because more possible revenue streams 3. leagues being happy to roll the east bay into san francisco territory
>>151039318guaranteed they have zero ass
>>151039296could you run this through your AI? (asking for a friend)
>>151039315colbie smulders is hot though
>>151039296I will never knowingly goon to AI shit regardless of how good it becomes
>>151039347As if I'd trust a pure-bred knave like you, especially after you posted this earlier in the thread >>151036530
>>151039298>The crisis drew much attention to the state's lack of preparedness for such storms,[19] and to a report from U.S. federal regulators ten years earlier that had warned Texas that its power plants would fail in sufficiently cold conditions.[20][21] Damages due to the cold wave and winter storm were estimated to be at least $195 billion,[5] likely the most expensive disaster in the state's history.[22] According to the Electric Reliability Council of Texas (ERCOT), the Texas power grid was four minutes and 37 seconds away from complete failure when partial grid shutdowns were implemented.[23][24] During the crisis, some energy firms made billions in profits, while others went bankrupt, due to some firms being able to pass extremely high wholesale prices ($9,000/MWh, typically $50/MWh) on to consumers, while others could not, with this price being allegedly held at the $9,000 cap by ERCOT for two days longer than necessary, creating $16 billion in unnecessary charges.That’ll be $9000 plus tip and we will just pass it on to your kids cuase you died lol
>>151039451Keep moving here in droves. Surely that doesn't fuck with that global warming you bitch about
>>151036382https://x.com/CleGuardians/status/1972119092690633105lol
>>151039432https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTMgX1PDGAE
>>151038652I got a weird pain when I ejaculate, but only at the end, like if I full tilt pleasurable orgasm its like, squeezing the last little bit out hurts some muscle. Feels like a cramp in my stomach/crotch. Should I see a doctor?
>>151039417crazy style
>>151039498You should read the Bible and go to church
>>151039427Her character in Jack Reacher 2
>>151039498Doctor isn't gonna fuck you
>>151039498Just walk it off
>>151039318is this where they summon Godzilla?
I am Phillies fan my whole life. I'm a phanatic, born and raised in in the south Fentanyl district. Now let me just say it here, the Mets are going down tomorrow!
>you’re from California because… BECAUSE YOU JUST ARE, OKAY?!?
>watching California and Texass battle each over from Jersey
>>151039518Will reading the Bible and going to church make my pain go away?
>Texas is literally in Mexico kek… KEK
/nu/>>151039588>>151039588>>151039588>>151039588>>151039588
>>151039573all white in that pic
>>151039525That's wrong according to all the porno I seeCAPTCHA: MPNNN (no nut november)The algorithm has spoken, stop masturbating
>>151039498Does it go away when you stop jerking it for a few days? When's the last time you went multiple days without jerking it?
>>151039566You will overcome your masturbation temptations
>>151039562good move changing your name, fag. don't have to change it after every loss now. smart.
>>151039498do some pelvic floor stretches
>>151039540Very likely, but we'll see.
The Rays are getting back their security payment, but we'll give them back first month's rent if they beat the blow gays tomorrow.
>>151037061No he’s a cunt
>>151039541They didnt test me for this and I would have raised Cali"s average by 5 points
>>151039622Sexxxoooooooooo :D
>>151039608Cope and seethe over our 105-68 record and 28th World Series Parade next month
