THE THUGBALL DERBYKICK OFF 4:30PM UKTOON: Pope; Livramento, Botman, Thiaw, Burn; Tonali, Guimaraes (c), Joelinton; Murphy, Gordon; Woltemade.>SUBS: Ramsdale, Trippier, Lascelles, Barnes, Krafth, Osula, Elanga, Willock, Miley.ARSE: Raya; Timber, Mosquera, Magalhaes (c), Calafiori; Zubimendi, Rice, Eze; Saka, Trossard; Gyokeres.>SUBS: Arrizabalaga, Saliba, Lewis-Skelly, White, Odegaard, Norgaard, Merino, Martinelli, Dowman.
Let’s go gooners.
>>151048012>Live on Sky Sports
wish me luck lads
>>151048200better odds of nuclear war than gordon scoring a goal
>>151048200Corr good picks. best of luck fella. Might tail you on the picks for Newcastle
Arsenal need to win today btw
>>151048200>Gordon scoring C’est fini, mon ami.
>>151048012Who's ready for a Cockeres masterclass today?
>>151048822>ynr Malick Thiaw
How many today?
>>151048822>Burn >Livramento>Gordon>RiceDisgraceful. This is not what Kier Starmer's Britain stands for. Diversify NOW.
Surely saudicastle should be to counter the absolute haram ball yes?
i fucking hate you lot
arsenal will shit themselves so obvious
>>151049164last digit
they will be arsenal today but then lose to bournemouth in 2 weeks when noone is watching
>>151049164Will he escape the 007 curse unlike Wirtzi?
>>151049238wolte scored like 20 minutes into his first league match
>>151049256Oh, neat.
>>151049282unfortunately i think he'll get kicked and pulled down today because arsenal are a horrible dirty club but here's hoping i'm wrong
What’s this hairstyle called?
>>151049352Chav Working class cut
Why isn't England a popular destination German players? And similarly there are few English players in the Bundesliga. Why is that?
>>151049352Geordie Beehive
>>151049352british women are so grim
>>151049411they have their own league prefer to be famous in their own country football players are often pretty thick dont want to learn english eg neymar messi
Arsenaaaaal
bro thinks he is scary??
>>151049377good look indog
>>151049444Yeah, but the grim ones fuck like their lives depend on it
meme aussie refhere we go
>>151049411Germans and Englishmen are culturally similar in that regard that we are very insular. Most of us dont leave our countries unless we go on vacation (which typically is Spanish beaches)
>>151049411east asians think they have it bad in England should try being German there lol
if saka get injured in the next month i think its time we admit he is finished hype up theo walcott
>>151049476He's stupid magyar
>>151049544based english lad joseph linton
spot him please
>>151049527When I spent 2 weeks there due to work I would always get weird looks once people heard my accent, ranging from bewilderment to hostility. Meanwhile no such things happen when they hear people talking Arab or Polish lol.
close one
AI: remake a la liga match in epl style
>>151049611I don't think I've ever met a German here I would be friendly if I did
Arsenal should be 2-0 up. Eze and Gyokeres need to bury those chances
>>151049449>>151049501That's quite understandable. But the thing is English and Germans do in leagues other than their own, but it's rare for them to play in each other's league. Just wondering why each country is a poor choice for the other.
>>151049611arabs are like 1% of the UK. I doubt they are used to hearing arabic. Most non whites in the UK are mostly south asians and blacks. The largest non euro diaspora groups are Indians, Pakis, Nigerians, Jamaicans and Bengalis
>>151048012Arsenal will win 3-0, mark my words
>>151049611sometimes people speaking in foriegn languages can come across as rude like very direct like when you hear russians speaking english
>>151049544got to be in England's world cup team
want to buy a fancy tshirt to wear when i go out anyone have any reccomendations i was thinking maybe fred perry like this one
how many for big Wolts today?
>timber clearly fouled >Newcastle player 5 miles offside but still awarded a corner Isn't this red banned from Liverpool matches because he's a Liverpool fan?
st james park is meant to be the best atmosphere in the premsimilar to like celtic not much going on up there not many tourists
My usual site has died. any streams lads? I try not to pay to watch sports
>>151049653I dont think thats true, majorit of German top flight players play in Germany. Theres barely any Germans in Serie A, La Liga or Ligue 1 either, and I think the same goes for Bongs.
Shit teams
>>151049751what was your usual site
ERA
How the fuck does Thiaw become Chow?
>>151049751Pay the fucking toll, Piotr.
gyokeres done something
>>151049774ogladaj.inused to be perfect now it's full of shit
era desu
Let's goo viktor
LMAO Nick Pope is just some garbage isn't he
Same old Arsenal, always cheating
WE'LL HAVE A LOOK
SAME OLD ARSENALALWAYS CHEATING
no era penal
>>151048012NOT A PENALTY, IT'S NOT HAPPENING
no era
NO ERA
hermanos...era o no era?
era?
>>151049496>MEME REFEREE
>le diving swan
mental back pass to the keeper
How can that not be a penalty when he clearly takes a man out
Don't think we need to see it 80 times, it was apparent from the first replay that Pope touched it
>we must protect big london clubs at all costs o algo
what happened to that "ball heartbeat" thing they had at the world cup to show if it was touched?
>>151049709as you were raz x
What are the fans booing
>>151049851pellota
>see slow replay>notice no era in like 2 seconds>shitty ref has to watch a million replays first
Haha is that not a penalty???
NO ERAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHALET THE ARSE MELTY COMMENCE
>>151048012HAHAHAHA TERRORISM WILL NEVER WIN
You need to be Liverpool or Man Utd to get a penalty
refball
haha no VARsenal today
are arsememe gonna claim that an even more egregiously laughable penalty was given last week in the brugge monaco game?
Wait since when were the refs mic'd up like NFL games?
>>151049851warra dive
This makes no sense. If a player jumps into a challenge, gest the ball and THEN the player, every single ref gives that as a foul. How is it any different here?
based
>>151049881please understand, ruling against the "top teams" is very risky
lel
>>151049869>>151049881I think they just leave the replay looping while they have a lovely relaxed chat
based reffies
joke sport
SAME OLD ARSENAL
>aussie ref announcing to the crowdjust like me rugby
Eternal arse is crying
UR A CHEAT AND A DISGRACE
Wtf it was clearly foul.
same old arsenalalways cheating
He's here
Diving cheatsGood work ref
>>151049915no its never been like that
>>151049918Refchads we STAY winning
>>151049909started this season I think>>151049915GK didn't "jump into" the challenge and he barely touched Gyokeres
>>151049851no era
>>151049949It really is now m8, every single time there's a hint of contact in a challenge the ref gives a foul nowadays, which is why so many players fucking dive
These refs have an agenda against the Arsenal. They're a disgrace
>>151049915You're describing the literal definition of a clean challenge lolHe also doesn't touch the diving cunt, for the record
need to catch some arteta seethe on the refcam for ultimate kino
everyone is seething
melty in progress >>151049940
>>151049997I'm not :)
>Click>Notice Chile flag>Close tabphew, close one
Arsenal could be 4-0 up here also including the pen. Pope has saved Newcastle so far and got away with a blatant foul. Seems like one of those days. Newcastle will play shit but get a point because of heroic goalkeeping.
gyok tuah dive on that thang
>>151049997FUCK. OFF. CUNT.
Its pretty obvious refs have an agenda against Arsenal, if that was City or Liverpool they would get a penalty straight away.
Pope didn't win the ball, Gyokeres kicked it past him and it slightly grazed Pope's foot on the way, that's shouldn't count as "winning the ball" imo
>>151049975not how its supposed to be and how they would all get given under var review if it decided a penalty those are 50/50 if they got the ball first in real time but inconsequential most of the time
>>151049983>These refs have an agenda against the ArsenalBased Arsewog dislikers
>>151050041also they stopped it as soon as saka got the ball so just to send all the arse players heads
tears in my eyes hearing that always cheating chant
>>151050044the player was past the keeper but then generated contact
>>151050041bait
xL for Saka? (expected limps)
>>151050061how has Ty been recently? I stopped watching AFTV after Claude died
many hurting arse(anals) hehe
>>151050044gyokores went to knock it past him to run onto it and pope got a foot to it to change the path of the ball ensuring he wouldn't get it so gyokores ran into him to try and buy a penalty
Should have bet on corners, God darn it (sorry)
>>151050010he misspelled crystal palace
>Peter Drury>Gary Nevillethis is like torture listening to these cunts
>>151050080based. wobby killed him
> showing him his whistle
>I CAN'T SCORE
>>151050044The ball was technically no longer under his control. I do say then it was a 50/50 because you cannot assure the arsenal player would get to the ball. That's 2 "IFs" that the ref has to work with.
>>151050115proper faggy behaviour
:) < me when bad things happen to arsenal
cant
>>151050113can't think of a single Brit commentator who isn't a fart-sniffing prick. Maybe Clive Tyldesley was the last one
>>151050115Imagine the smell
>Darren England (born 23 December 1985) is a Premier League football referee, who was promoted in August 2020. In December 2021, the PGMOL announced that England had been added to the 2022 FIFA List of International Match Officials. He's a boyhood fan of Liverpool Football Club.kek
NO TOWELS ALLOWED
>>151050115if you kick the ball I book you
Friendly reminder the football gods have cursed Sharteta for playing Rapety
this towel autism kek
>calafiori stealing towels now
Who would have taken the penal, Chadokeres or Sakashit?
>Martinelli double yellow vs Wolves in '22 but Kovacic doesn't get a double yellow last season>Gyokeres penalty ruled out by VAR but Haaland's one vs Ipswich of similar nature was okay>Lewis-Skelly red last season but Romero didnt even carded vs Everton in '23>Newcastle ball "crossing the line" which cost Arsenal the league but Japan's one in the WC was fine Yeah fuck these refs, they really hate the Arsenal. They're racketeering masters to hurt Arsenal
pope is on a mad one
>>151050160The only play by play guy I like is Seb Hutchinson.
>>151050090because we all know that humans have hummingbird agility when at high speeds, the fuck are you talking about "seeking"
>>151050214gyok
SAVE
>>151050160Champion and Pearce are ok
Pickford will still start for England btw
>>151050193
>>151050241what's he thinking about
same old arsenalalways seething
I really don't rate Gordon
they're fucking livid lmao
>that guy in the wheelchair calling Calafiori a wanker kek
>>151050211From the disabled no less
Sakashit is such a greedy cunt
>>151049709anything that doesnt have a logo on it
>Arsenal not getting the penal and now missing multiple chancesI see how this will end, kek
Sharteta gonna marshal his men to another satisfactory 0-0 draw. Such is the Arsenal way. A tough point away. Well earned! #phase29
a shithouse newcastle sucker punch goal here would be absolutely kinothe more controversial the better
>>151050316basiert yellowfever anon, haven't seen you around as much. have you finally snagged an asian gf?
Shartka
I thought Newcastle were Saudi billionaires now, why are they languishing so low in the table
>>151050324ratboy blatant dive in the box is guaranteed
>>151050324based
ISAK WHOOOOO???? WHITE POWER!
>"if im an Arsenal fan I want the penalty, im if a Newcastle fan im relieved" - Expert commentator Gary Neville
lol
>>151050324How did you know?
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AHAHAHAHA
WOLTE
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Doode looks like he can't believe he's scored. Happy for him though.
'ave it you cunts, taste of your own medicine
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>>151050324The only controversy here is that faggot gyoke not getting a yellow for diving
BIGDICKNICK
THE BIG LADHE COULDNT BELIEVE IT
HOWEVER
NEWCASTLEEEEEEEEE
varsenal are gonna rule this one out
MY STREAM FUCKING LAGGED AT THE GOAL AND ONLY CAME BACK DURING THE CELEBRATIONS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>151050324bvsed knvwer
>ARSEnal
>>151050324:)
>blatant dive>no card
WOLTEGOATAAAAget fucked Arseshite
>>151050401sex with horse girls
lmao @ gabriel what a pussy
>>151048012over
>THE BEST DEFENDER GOT MOGGEDTHE BEST DEFENDER GOT MOGGED>THE BEST DEFENDER GOT MOGGEDTHE BEST DEFENDER GOT MOGGED>THE BEST DEFENDER GOT MOGGEDTHE BEST DEFENDER GOT MOGGED>THE BEST DEFENDER GOT MOGGEDTHE BEST DEFENDER GOT MOGGED>THE BEST DEFENDER GOT MOGGEDTHE BEST DEFENDER GOT MOGGED>THE BEST DEFENDER GOT MOGGEDTHE BEST DEFENDER GOT MOGGED>THE BEST DEFENDER GOT MOGGEDTHE BEST DEFENDER GOT MOGGED
Nvm the defender dived lmao
>Gabriel divesWhat a pathetic bitch
>>151050420completely unmarked kekwhat are they training at Arsnaa?
>best defender in the world (only according to arsenal fans) flopping like a bitch
card gabriel for diving
See what happens when referees rig against the better team?
Gabriel flopping haha. Needs a booking.
APOLOGIZE TO WOLTEGOAT
The amount of crying Shart is going to do after the game will be incredible
>nigs cause an entirely wasteful corner out of nothing>nigs cant defendfatigue
this will hurt arsememes morale for wednesday game they are shook
3 arsenal dives but no yellows?
GABRIEL IS A CUNT
anyone who's watched the last few nufc match will know woltemade isn't able to get too physical in PL yet, no way he fouled
>cuck defender tries to back his ass up into him>waa he pushed mefuck off
>>151050463BOINK
>Arteta turned every set piece into an autistic stat breakdown>gets beaten by a simple cross to a tall German barbarianKek
We finally might have a german in the EPL that doesn't flop. Gündogan doesn't count for obvious reasons.
Gabriel should get a yellow for this blatant fucking dive
KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB
SO EMBARRASSING
>>151050509He just wanted Woltemäde's cock in him.
Arsewoggers diving all over the place and not getting booked
hoof it to the big lad up front simple as
VAR PLEASE HELP ME
>>151050513Arsenal bitching about that when their entire strategy for set pieces is to block as many defenders as possible and do all they can to impede the keeper...
>>151050532Tony's streak is overKWABOTY
>rigginghow about finish your shots, tf?
I mean it's a tired thing to point out but Arsenal are "great at scoring from set piece" but they really are not great at defending them.
Is Wolte already better than Shearer?
> running around with a boot in his hand
>robbiemic.jpg
FLOPKERES AHAHAHA
>>151050528Because you are a racist piece of shit?
Gyökeres is so fucking slow and clumsy
WE'VE GOT A GAME ON OUR HANDS HERE LADS
>>151050593shearer is in his 50s so id hope so
>Arselel losing>liverpoop losing>Real losing>united losingname a better weekend in football
>
What an unlikeable CUNT Gabriel is
hehe
Whenever I watch a Newcastle game Tonali is always getting hurt/is hurt.
Gyokeres is just as slow as Kane is, but without any of the talent in other areas
>>151049660just kidding lads
Stream pls sirs
any webm of what gabriel did to woltemade after the goal I missed it
has ppv turned to shit this season for anyone else?cant even cast it to the tv anymore
>>151050594nigga stole my jordans!
Based teutonic knight refusing the handshake of the macaco
>>151050629I can't be happy today sorry
>>151050654Just caught a glimpse of it there. It looked like Gabriel punched him but I didn't see it properly.
>>151050647I think what you meant is, the scoreline will be 3-0 and arsenal will claim they won
>>151050635The manager is a cunt and the players learn from them. The Arsenal tactic is to find something that's a foul but never enforced then keep doing it until the refs crack down on it.
My gf broke up with me today, life feels pointless atm
>>151050658yeah they had provider issues and were down for a week a couple of months ago and since have been pretty useless
>>151050610>Viktor Gyökeres' highest recorded speeds are around 38.34 km/h in training and 35.26 km/h in matches for the 2024/25 Premier League season
>>151050642He learned from Pep
algorithms are ranking mancity performance best so far liverpool and arse getting 0 point round, it's all going according to plan
>>151050687was it your fault
>>151050672Isn’t Italy really good at volley?
>bukayo shitka
>>151050654> what gabriel did to woltemadeNothing?
>>151050649https://ppv.to/live/epl/2025-09-28/new-arsorhttps://www.vipbox.lc/football/newcastle-united-vs-arsenal-1-live
THEY CALL IT ARSE
Woltehitler owns ArseAnal
>>151050718they're reigning world champs. But we have a super young team and we were hoping for a miracle
>>151050722Wrong webm
>>151050722watching him seethe more and more frame by frame is hilarious
>>151050687that suckswill get better after a while tho
>>151050687hoax
>>151050687ever shag her up the arse?
height abuse let's go lmao
>>151050722Gabriel looks like he has special needs
>>151050673>>151050722>>151050673>>151050747Okay, my bad
I don't know if Woltemade is slow or if he's so tall that his stride on camera looks deceptively lethargic
Timber went timberrrr kek
>>151050687just lust over other women til you forget about her, swedebro
>>151050798why would you want to put your dick in shit
arse getting away with another yellow
Sliiiiiiip
we are going to witness the epic chimpout of arteta and arsenal fans this season ladshe will be sacked
>>151050687i've been married for 11 years. you will find the one when you least expect it
>>151050803>Diakite fucked around with him in the Bournemouth match>now this
>>151050839What if you are always expecting it?
>>151050803
>>151050710no one's fault I guess>>151050763I guess, it's just so fucking painful, worse than last gf>>151050783Nah>>151050798Thumb and tongue's been in her arse
>Cauliflower
>>151050725Thanks man
>>151050804nah he’s quite fast. his height just makes it look a bit awkward
>international break soon>Wirtz turning to shitFuuuuu>Woltemord getting into form just in timeHell yeah
>>151050803How is that not a sanctionable contact? The ball isn't in play and Gabriel just blasts him in the face as he's going back to his half.
>>151050863>Thumb and tongue's been in her arseyep like i said another sp attention whoring hoax
>>151050860> ERAAAAAAA
>>151050740Yeah you got fucked, but that can help for the next wc qualifier if you have a young team. Best of luck.
>>151050687Never get too attached to anybody that when they part from you inevitably they take with them a piece of you.
>>151050863putting your tongue somewhere that your penis hasnt been is INSANE
>>151050889It's arsenal. They're allowed to do that
Saka is a gay bitch.
>>151050803dirty cunt at the least basically a slap in the face
>>151050855it's kinda like the principal in magic. you have to not think about it and it will happen.>>151050877you're welcomed
>>151050860Gabriel looks zesty, he probably enjoyed it.
>>151050910yeah imagine kissing a girl before she blew you
>>151050687Take a red light district trip to Netherlands? I'm not a redpilled/incel but women are just holes. Love doesn't exist in the modern world it's all mostly transactions.
>>151050704City didn't even play that well, true spiritual scoreline should've been 2-1, they were struggling to create for 70% of the game and then Burnley went full retard made at the end and crumbled and let Haaland statpad
#artetaIN
>>151050898Awful advice
>>151050910it makes some sense desu, it's hard for a girl to take a dick in her ass without practice but a tongue just has to go around the outside. insane would be to get it fully inside, then you'd just be licking her shit
>>151050930based. What you bet on today bro
>>151050932hmm thats truei have much to consider now
this arsenal is so whiney and dirty
VAR checks should stop the clock
>>151050912>gayNah, he's a good Christian lad
Same old climate Always changing
>>151050892Why is that so inconceivable to you?>>151050898Well, feels like I lost a third of myself but you have to open yourself up to that painBut it will be hard to do for a while
>>151050860
>>151050950Well then give it to others.
>>151050898>shitty edgy advice>indianwhat is with you fuckers? why are you so consistently cringey and embarrassing?
SCUMCASTLE
The refs are trying to help the Fagpies so much kek
Arsenal such an unlikeable team. Hope they never win anything while playing like this
>>151051004seething gaygooner
Do arsenal customers really think that was a pen?
BASEDCASTLE
>>151049204we all gonna watch the golf after this
PASS TO EZE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE
>>151051027Gabriel should be off right now
>>151051027>>151051004Cry Arsewog cry
>>151051002Yeah I will make that's called being human
>>151050898based saar
>>151051048pope touched the ball before any contact with gyokeres anyway
>>151050939Everything I've read about the Amsterdam red light district makes it sound miserable. 5 mins of condom blowjob, 5-10 mins of passionless sex with badly acted moans, no contact and you probably won't even finish before they say times up.
philly cheese stack is back at maccies lads
havnt been to a maccies in 8 months
>>151050885You lost against Slovak bulls lul
>>151051106Goyslop
>>1510511432 years for me, after I had to pay like 12 euro for their shitty meals I was insulted. I can buy actual food for that much
>>151050898I tend to agree. The cunts I've been with, the moment you go all-in in love with them, they will dump your ass. It's like as if the cunts get a thrill out of completely destroying you. I'm never going all-in again. Fuck them.
>>151051143>>151051106McDonalds tastes like shit here, I only go to Burger King these days
>>151050803Good to see you ukraine bro
>>151051190based fast food connoisseur. Too bad they're almost dead here, they only have 1 restaurant left
>>151051076N
>>151051106>>151051143Had a maccies couple of weeks ago for the first time in years. Quality is even shittier than I remembered. The chips are dire
>>151051190Burgerking give me dry or microwaved burgers in stale buns way too often. Wendy's or Smacks are the ones for me.
The case of Nick Woltemade is different. He is 23, a good year older than Wirtz, but became a regular player in a first division team only after scoring two goals against Heidenheim nine months ago. At the age when Wirtz won the double with Leverkusen, Woltemade was playing on loan in the German third tier for a season.It is unclear how well he will perform in the Champions League. He has not played in the competition because Stuttgart did not include him in their squad for it last season. He has not yet scored against big teams, his most important goal coming in the cup final against the third-tier side Arminia Bielefeld.He is a player with virtually no track record. At the European Under-21 Championship this summer, he was the top scorer – one of the oldest players in one of the oldest teams. Woltemade is unpredictable, his dribbling, passing and shooting are not found in the textbooks; they are unique, with no international comparison. Unlike other top players, his centre of gravity is rarely at the centre of the movement. He thrives on his free spirit and self-confidence and seems to want to reinvent the game at No 9.But he has not yet developed any consistency or patterns – not in his first touch, not in his combination play, not in his timing on headers, not in his shooting. His goals are not the logical consequence of excellent actions and skills. His excellence is not repeatable. And he still has to prove that he can last 50 games in a season, because he is tall but not robust.The €85m (£73.5m) that Newcastle are paying for Woltemade is therefore a gamble. For the player, the new contract is a once-in-a-lifetime project. He wanted to go to Bayern Munich, and when someone else paid the asking price, he went there. The owners from Saudi Arabia and the club’s management are new to the business. In a gold rush atmosphere, mistakes are made and miracles are believed in.
>>151051106Hot a headache atm, I could do with a big mac and mcflurry meal right now
>>151051083>>151051086Im not a gooner
>>151051190Always much better to make your own. The only downside is the lingering smell that saturates the house when frying burgers.
>>151051220I
>Nick Woltemade is just the second German player to score a Premier League goal for Newcastle United against Arsenal after Dietmar Hamann in February 1999.
VAR can't see the wood from the trees there. Yes Pope got a touch on the ball but I don't think that's the same as having possession or control of the ball, which he absolutely impedes Gyokeres from havingThere's also a fairly weird issue that needs to be ironed out by IFAB. When Gillett blew for that penalty Saka had possession in the penalty area (not a prime spot because he'd slowed down).End result of Arsenal not getting a penalty wasn't even a drop ball but Pope possession.
>>151051224They no longer seem to cook the chips long enough. Them cooking to order means there's pressure on them to take them out early.Oddly, for the first time in their existence, KFC fries are actually good.
>>151051229This guy said Wirtz would perform day one btw
>>151051235Sure you aren't. Only an Assnigga would call that a pen when Pope got the touch and then double cry about Gabriel going down like the little faggot bitch he is in a physical game.
>>151051224>The chips are direChips are maccas best food on their menu, besides their ice cream
>>151051251DAS RITE
>>151051259it's a contact sport you fanny maybe he should have just jumped over him instead of diving
>>151051190I don't remember when was the last time I had any sort of fast-food, working in the middle of bumfuck nowhere has it's perks I guess
>>151051229Wolte is a mix between Messi and Ibra
>>151051027Post hands
>>151051240Took me a long time to realise just how much salt and seasoning you actually need when making your own burgers, used to just mix in a sprinkle and wonder why the burger had no flavour. Ramping up the salt made a huge difference.Shame minced beef is fucking expensive at the moment and too many supermarkets aren't careful enough with gristle/bone chips. Nothing worse than having to spit out a bit of burger.
>>151051298If it wasn't a foul why didn't arsenal get the ball back then since they had possession
Newcastle made all the other teams buy meme strikers so they could end up with the real price in the end. The Saudis can not stop winning
>>151051251HOL
>>151051332because a drop ball in the box goes to the keeper
west ham have a new manager wtf when did that happen
>>151051224Yeah I've never been a fan of their fries. That philly cheese burger is one of my favourites but it's so inconsistent - sometimes it's perfect, sometimes its just falling to pieces before you even pick it up.
Halftime baddiedem
>>151051280Never forget what they took from us! That and McFlurries that are actually mixed
>>151051327>Shame minced beef is fucking expensive at the momentHe thinks the stuff will get cheaper in time.
>>151051405They're not outstanding Taco Bell but they're decent enough and weirdly, they're probably the cheapest fast food place now. Also: Churros.
>>151051388she looks like she fucks human females
>>151051201glad to see ya too cubanbro
>>151051324>tf>tpYou're yellow
Ex-hack Matt Scott having a meltdown as usual.
>>151051405I'm watching the same US stream. It's mind boggling how much of the ads feature food.
>>151051391Missed this cause I only started eating mcflurries after a summer heatwave
>>151051423UK Supermarkets are actually one of the few places that don't rip us off, they're ultra competitive and have tiny margins.>work is already making noises of "sure, we're making record profits but they're not growing fast enough!" which will no doubt be an excuse for a second year without a payrise plus a reduced/cancelled bonus
OGs remember
It's crazy how Arsenal really don't create anything if they don't cut through you perfectly or get a set piece.
>>151051259He gets the ball you moron. You don't need possession of the ball to tackle. It's not his fault Gyokeres's touch was heavy. This was a WIN for VAR . Arsencunts stay seething
>>151051436KFC and maccas are cheaperTaco bells churros and burritos are well lush
is tonali newcastles best midfielder now?
>>151051518american adverts promote and glamourize being a fat fuck
>>151051659omds
>>151051665always has been
>>151051518Food ads are nowhere near the worst thing about American ad breaks.>are you feeling down, like you need life to have a bit more energy?>Ask your doctor to prescribe you... COCAINEADOL>*side effects may include dizziness, nausea, constipation, diarrhoea, headaches, numbness, fainting, coma, death. Do not use if you are pregnant, have children, have parents or enjoy your heart beating, is a source of vitamin C*
>>151051455More the merrier
>>151051623One gets the best bang for the buck at KFCs here as well. And they give crazy offers on Wednesday, which makes it a great deal cheaper. Do they have Wednesday deals there?
Victor Shockingres...Victor Goysloperes
>>151051659comedy effort
>>151051726A for-profit healthcare industry is stupid. Education and healthcare should never be for-profit
DUH ARMWAVEZZZ I LIEK DUH ARMWAVEZZZDie you cunt
>>151051770>Do they have Wednesday deals there?I don't think so, not in north east england at least
these woltemade headers
>>151051659it was offside who cares
>>151051659so unmarked it caught him by surprise
gaycastle united
>>151051531Clare Richards
>>151051327I go quite light on the seasoning, being careful to only put black pepper on the side thats been cooked so it doesn't burn, and heavier on the burger sauce.
>Eze
Eze is good, they saidEze is shit, they never said
>>151051037Playing like what?
he watches crystal palace games
How did no Newcastle player anticipate that shot from Joelinton? A toe poke on that would have ended the game
Yeah Pope needs testing for PEDs immediately. Arrest that man!
>>151051804Ideally government should provide merit goods for free or at a minimal cost, but experience around the world has shown that governments have an almost unavoidable tendency towards corruption and inefficiency. You know very well how bad public schooling and education are. Private education and healthcare do have a role but they should be strictly regulated.
sneed
>>151051804The downsides of for-profit health care are readily apparent with it being so fucking expensive. On the flip side though, I never hear Americans complaining about not being able to get an appointment with their doctor or dentist. Here you either take your chances calling your GP at 8am and praying they can see you the same day or book an appointment in 6-8 weeks time. rNHS does deliver decent cancer care so thats something, but it's kind of mad that unless you're literally going to die, the NHS can be really fucking difficult to use. My grandma had to go to A&E the other day and she had to wait 10 fucking hours before she was admitted.
savinho
embarrassing
why are arsenal players such faggots
WEW
>when the spurs come marching in chant
arteta meltdown
The problem with Arselel is...
what on his mind
remember how ozil refused to play this fixture for like the entire time he was at arsenal
If I were as rich and handsome as Calafiori I would probably be one of the worst people in the world. Multiple bastard children, living the night life whenever I could...I would be one of the hardest workers on the pitch to prolong my life of debauchery for as long as I could. Ah well, what can you do...
woltemade looks genuinely shocked whenever he does something right
>>151052024>Ameriturd>TripcuntInto the bin it goes
He didn't have the pace, he didn't have the poise
>>151052084what does living the night life mean
Is there a bigger victim mentality club than Assna?
>Losing to a Isak-less NewcastleI woke up to watch this at the 60th minute. Why is Arsenal so shit?
Went to the footy yesterday lads, throat still hurts from chanting "is this a library", could barely hear myself in that stadium.
well the fans like him
>>151052110lol someone is new here
decent subs elanga and trippier
nice run
why the fuck would you take Woltemade off now
>>151052104Wasn't he in the German 3rd division like a year ago? Fucker's probably still starstruck that he's playing top-flight football.
>>151052173Maybe Liverpool? They're both whiny entitled shit teams
>>151052197Nobody gives a fuck who you are you pathetic attention whore
>>151052206They still have CL footie this week.
>>151052189>Isak-less NewcastleStrange thing to say
>>151052206he was completely invisible bar that 1 header
elanga is a good player
Gyokeres is so bad. Fucking swedish subhuman
>Saka outits over
newcastle should move their training ground to the south near london they could attract and keep much better players
>>151052173Liverpool. It isn't close. Real as well
why didn't it work?
I CAN'T SCORE (From open play)
GOATEMADEWOLTEMESSIBIG DICK NICKTHE SAVIOR OF THE BUNDESLIGA‘S REPUTATION AND OF THE WHITE RACE
>Woltemade offAnd thus I go to watch my HSV, cya brehs
Surely another 200M will fix this Arsenalbros
arsenal always hated these type fixtures it used to always be stoke away now its newcastle
Are girls aware that all the lads are gooning to their normiegram photos when you can see their nipples through the clothing?>>151052341
"show them what youre made of"no one:my nigga woltemade:
>Deadramento
do like guiarames haircut
>>151052378They know what they're doing.
>>151052059lightbulbs
>>151052378its only a nipple matesuspect you might even have a couple yourself
Livramento looks like this one latinx guy I know in real life
eddie howe wearing 2 coats
Boring game. Newcastle needs to be nuked.
kwab
Boring game. Arsenal needs to be nuked.
>>151052473cruciate ligament rupture
GET DOWMAN ON
>>151052473you can see he falls on it funny
>>151052473No sanction for going through a player in the air when you have absolutely no chance of challenging for the ball.
>Jamaal Lascelles replaces Tino Livramento. It's only Lascelles' second appearance since March 2024.
god damn it livamento is injured
Oh fuck livra's knee
>>151052473Do the stewards not know that only the dead are carried out feet first?
>>151052524Wrong knee lad
>>151052473>lands on right knee>holding left kneehuh
>>151052378Whether they realise it or not, women dress provocatively so that men lose their mind and can't think straight. For if men think rationally and sensibly, then most would not want to be around women.
>>151052590oh yeahdont really get what happened then
Eddie's 4 centre half mags
physio clearly told him to stay down when he ran over to him player was also holding his handstring whilst on the floor
Hahhahahaha based Pope
>>151052564Eddie couldn't give two fucks lol.
>>151052473Almost as big a kwab as your country
>Crockofshiteres
15 mins of time wasting
new:>>151052695>>151052695>>151052695>>151052695
He's gonna get benched by Havertz once he's back lol
>>151052674Kek
>>151052564unlike in your country civilians here don't get much practice carrying dead men out on stretchers
and just like that its over again...evil wins
>>151052594His left knee makes contact with the aresenal player while in the air.
Let's go
That's a handball btwArm way up high to stop the cross
ERAAAAAAAAAA
VAR’D
Goooooollll
LFGO
>>151049480What a delusional bitch
