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>black qbs
>>151051302Seriously? And there it is as the first post of the thread.
My Kangz lost, but that just means I have all day to drink and be stupid on /sp/.
Bengals don't play today, so I'm a /redzone/ Chad today.
good afternoon. been watching football since Friday night and all day yesterday. let's keep it going
Rodgers really looked like shit today. Why didn't he retired?
Why does tomlin have that head up, bottom lip jutting out look?
my joshie ;)
>>151051434not really he looked pretty good. he has no time to throw because of his oline so he just quick passes it
>>151051669why is he so smug?
>>151051269My Steelers won (:
KNEEL
>>151051902that was such a shitshowTomlin needs to be fired bro, ggs on the win though
>>151051902congrats, those purple retards and their fans deserve nothing but misery
>when you're so shit not even the reffies can bail you outgrim
It's Dart timr
>>151051924that's the chiefs now lol
how was your weekend?
>>151051937very good, yours?
>>151051924the sois and packtards play tonight, hans.
>>151051919They will never fire him why don’t you retards understand that
>>15105192714-3 season inc
>>151051924>>151051933
>>151051957would be funny if someone put a bullet in her head
>>151051958Why not? Why do they settle for mediocrity?
>>151051942great thanks for asking.
I woke up before 11am for once on a Sunday to watch the dublin game
>>151051957cringe
>>151051949Thank God I'll be asleep for that.
COMMANDIE CHADS GET THE FUCK IN HERE
Made it in time from the beer store
how can you be a headcoach in the current NFL and not understand offense to that degree?
How many players has Pam Oliver had sex with?
how can I disable the 'n' key so I don't get banned before witching hour?
what are some story lines for the early window
>>151052088what are you drinking?
let's get this shit over with.
Bakey gonna make em achey
>>151052133>Commanders vs Falconsbackup vs shit team>Saints vs Billsshit team vs good team>Browns vs Lionsshit team vs good team>Panthers vs Patriotstwo shit teams >Chargers vs Giantsgood team vs shit team>Eagles vs Buccaneersgood team vs good teamA LOT of cringe kino today bros
>>151052155they dumbed down the game so young qbs can learndefenses are feasting on that
>>151052155it's a wonder...
/redzone/ country LET’S RIDE
>>151052178Just wait until the ultimate slop fest tomorrow night
>>151052133>Jackson Dart's first game>Stroud vs Ward who will suck less?>Young vs Maye who will suck less?>Can Browns upset another alleged NFC North SB contender?That's about it, pretty grim
Streaming for anons plus VChttps://discord.gg/9FnVmEAz
>>151052178Might be a fun underdog bet day
is it just me or does scott hanson look like he's getting fatter
>>151052155Why won't AI tell me the cumulative record of black QBs in 2025? Seems like simple math to me.
Good morning RedZone frens
Just for those that do not know, they are starting off, "small," with commercials, and within five years the amount of commercials will be no different from regular tv commercials.
>>151052155>Ooga Booga QBs
Scott's getting a little chunky...
When does the patented commercial free football start?
>>151052228yikes
>>151052246He's forced to eat Wing Stop every day as part of the ad deal.
Hanson is getting fat. bout to bust outta that suit.
>>151052250I know
Erin Andrews hit the wall holy shit lmao
-1350 has to be one of the largest regular season betting lines i've ever seen
How many today ninjabros?
>>151051957Nudes when
OCTOBOXCTOBOX
OCTOBOX
>>151052296who?
>>151052305>he doesn't know
>>151052291She's 47. What do you expect?
>1 good game on the redzonez
>>151052263Scott’s Waistline Watch brought to you by Wing Stop
>>151052305Bro?
>>151052291I hit the wall this month :(
>>151052140My go-to
Wish wings weren't so pricey
>>151052319bills over saints
Reee
>Live in Central Florida>Eagles vs Commies not being shown on local FOX>No games at all on local FOXFuck this shit.
>>151052348how much are these running for? i haven't had flying dog in years or any of those
>>151052372Those teams are not playing each other today, retard.
>>151051910>>151051957Sex starved losers
>>151052372>Eagles vs CommiesWhat?
>Tampon Gay Bunchaqueers
>>151052348>8.7%good stuff
>>151052372Definitely don't watch any of the dozens of illegal streams out there. DO NOT do that
BLOCKED PUNT KINOSPAGHETTI SPECIAL TEAMS AGAIN
SCOTT HANSEN NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
>FUCKINQUEERS
What the fuck is with the increase in blocked punts
>>151052428Eagles special teams
>>151052372>>151052404>>151052415>>151052427Meant iggles. Sorry druk
sad that my vikies lost but now starts comfy redzone and cozy time, best of luck frens
My Billsies ;)
>>151052466hey finn bro glad you're with us again :)
>aints
Bills vs Aints game already ogre kekI kind of hope Rattler wins it
>>151051269>OF... footballno its OF... COMMERCIAL-FREE football
>>151052465You already said that team, retard.
>professional kickers
>>151052299WELLWELLWELL
>compensated kickers
>NFL KICKERSNINJAAAAAAAAAAA
>shit on shit
Good start today
>>151052457There was a blocked FG already in the Vikings game too
>NFL Kickers
DART ERA STARTS NOW
Jason dart bros...
>>151052543The state of Texas is currently 1-5
DARTMANIA LET IT FLOW OVER YOU
Is Dart elite?
russbros....
DART DOMINATION HAS BEGUNPREPARE YOUR ANUS NFL
This weeks game sucks
>>151052577>>151052582He looks efficient so far. If he was ready for week 4 he should've been read for week 1. Giants are retarded.
>>151052597too bad he acts like he's black
GET DOINKED ON BITCH
Russel Wilson you are now a Cincinnati Bengal
DOINKOINKNINJA CHADS ALWAYS STAY WINNING
>>151052616shut up paco, you will never be white
Looking good so far ninjabros
>>151052604Sure, but that's why >we watch redzone, you get to see cringe kino which is STILL kino
>>151052498ofc fren, wouldn't miss redzone for anything! :)
>chicks in the booth
just woke up what did i miss
>>151052689Chorger D lookin soft without Mack
can a nigga get a stream??
why the FUCK is beth mowins doing NFL games again? ffs...
>womeme announcer
stop hating women
>>151052718Jaxson dart 80 yard driveeagles blocked punt for td
>>151052724Do your own homework
>>151052689Chargers have looked fraudulent all season
>>151052718Vikings vs Steelers in Ireland and a player was robbed at gunpoint
Why can’t women just announce women’s sports. They always suck
>>151052776to be fair though, it's titans texans
Uh...Bills?
>>151052727Just to piss you off, goy
streams are just getting fucking worse and worse every fucking year.
>>151052386About 22-25 bucks where I live. Well worth it imo
Bill's D is horrendous.
>>151052819mines fine, skill issue
>>151052770he shouldn't have been out dogging
>>151052819True. PPV land was working flawlessly last season and now it keeps shitting itself
>>151052804And? She should be commentating a lingerie football game between Tennessee Titties and Houston TexASSes
>>151052851Just making him feel at home
>>151052819I run them off my MacMini plugged into my TV and it does okay... This weird fucking thing where the audio drops and garbles happens every hour or so. But the glory days of the streams are dying I think... Or its just because of the traffic... Cause when I stream random NBA streams this shit doesn't happen.
Hurts make em squirt
imagine if the bucs didn't have a black HC
You've disappointed me, Tampa Bay. You've disappointed America.
>>151052756No
>>151052996
I wouldn't mind beth mowins, if she didn't try to sound like a bull dyke
>>151053002I expected their offense to be shit due to the O line being dead. But I didn't think the special teams/d would be this bad.
>>151053002I think Brady is cursed. Every game he commentates always ends in a blowout.
HAHAHA PENIX
>>151052926If your desktop/laptop is on the same wifi as your tv you can set up a wireless display. Trying to stream them from your phone is total shit now.
>>151051302>and you wonder why you'll never find love and die alonewhy do they project like this?
>>151053081benis :D
>>151053058She's trying to use "deep voice" to be taken seriously like Elizabeth Holmes.
>>151053119That shit is fucking annoying
>>151053058I bet she does mow, the fucking dyke
>>151053095Their women all have a bull because they’ve been brainwashed to think it’s part of a loving relationship. At least that’s my projection about them
do you think a college all star team could beat the saints
reffies come to the rescue for detoilet big time on this drive
Everything alright, Houston?
>>151053168nope and it wouldn't even be close
>>151051302Coward.
>>151053087I just run an HDMI from the back of the MacMini into my TV. It works. But yeah I tried to stream redzone on my iPhone last Sunday when I was out doing errands and it never fucking loaded. If the Sunday Ticket or Redzone was fucking cheaper I'd just pay for it... like if redzone was $5/month standalone. This shit is hell now. Shit I'd even pay some Chinks to access some massive stable illegal stream site.
Are the communists frauds?
>>151053168Aren’t the Aints one of the most expensive rosters?
>>151053168Yes.
>inb4 99 yard dart td drive
Bakey not making em achey
RETURN DRAAAAAAGON TUDDY
>>151053177holy shit lmao
>>151053212he's still warming up and waiting for that vaunted Todd Bowels defense to show up.
Bakey looking shakey
what did the niggles do to the nice, White country boy Cooper DeJean. He plays like a thug now.
mad at the eagles?
chimpout
CHIMPY
CHIMPOUTKINO
Will people finally shut the fuck up about the bucs?
>>151053168The best college team in history would get steamrolled by the worst NFL team ever. It's totally different animals
CHIMPOUT
C H I M P O U THIMPOUT
kek, i was just thinking how gay it is that an announcer is calling the players by the first name, but then i realized it was Brady and he was a former teammate so its ok
>Alt dedMy Bolties are cursed
Not watching redzone, someone post a webm
>Alt injured damn charger bros its over
My reffies baking rn
>Joe Alt out tooFuck why is this looking like it might be Giants first win
Damn, Alt was the only thing letting Herbert play the way everyone said he could
Chargers o line is cursed. That sucks
time for Shadeur
Flaco LMAO
Buccs Succ and Fucc formerly Sneed
joe flacco has gone senile
Why did the ticker bother to tell me someone had 0 receptions, there weren't any other stats on the line either.
>>151053499>Shadeur
>>151053513>>151053518>tfw you try a flacco dragon by your WR runs the wrong route
>flacco throwing imaginary dragons
>$120 million
>>151053519humiliation ritual for the player's family who also saw it.
Serious questions,why do streams suck when you maximize them
>>151053562It's where his demons hide.
>>151053604I don't get it
>>151053604i liked that band before they got big.
bakey seeing ghosts
>>151053562BLUNDER I THREW A BLUNDER
>>151053604kek
>>151053623/mu/
>>151053418
>go for it on 4th and 1 from the 15Thank you based Dan Campbell for killing the boomer mentality of never going for it.
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE
>luke mccaffrey still exists
Aw man, no fat man touchdown
are the chargers cursed?
Herbie bros… his 9 game no interception streak is ogre
>>151053661I'm not gay, sorry
redskins finna get raped
LMAOOO
LUUUKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEE
FAT MAN PICK
daniels is a fraud
BIG MAN INT!
THE DEXDOZIER
BIG BOY DOINKY INT
>losing to Washington's B-team
no KANG slander will be tolerated in this thread
I swear if the Giants actually win this..
HES RUMBLINGHES TUMBLING
the giants would've blown out the chiefs if dart played
dart looking like steamy doodoo
>>1510537620-4
>extreme athleticism>just run for a bit
>false start on the 3-yard linebench that fucker
bigboy kino is back on the menu
>>151053793based retard
John Christian Kaʻiminoeauloamekaʻikeokekumupaʻa
Such athleticism...
>>151053806That is my favorite memory of last night
>>151053806
Chargers fucking SUCK
GO BUCS
Van RotenSuck my fucking balls dipshit…..3 yard line all the momentum And he fucks it
>>151053853mine was back to back interceptions ending a football game lol. That 2OT of the Ducks Pedos game was fuckin nuts lol
>josh allen pickedis he washed?
>Trash AllenYour "MVP" everyone.
>>151053973that's illegal
>throwing into double coveragelow IQ play
JOSH TURNDABALLOOVA
>>151053973whatever you got banned for you deserved it
Imagine Joshy without his stacked O-line and defence, lol
This Bills meltdown bolsters my Seahawks are elite narrative.
>Micro Penis Jr
Penis DRAGON
PENIX LETS IT FLY
>>151053183RAREARE
penis
Daboll is fucking useless
>>151051957I don't get it. A fat, unattractive black woman with big tits is still just a fat unattractive black woman
FINALLY SOME ADS
COMMERCIAL FILLED FOOTBALL
BIJAN IJAN
>>151054118Yes, however, she still has big tits.
What fuck is this?
The 07 Patriots would probably have 50 tuddies already if they got to play this level of competition.
Commanders defense in shambles
Is Abdul Carter a bust?
>>151054167and they would still lose the super bowl
Bijan Robinson really is the best RB in the league fr
>MUSTARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Redskins > Football Team >>>>> Commanders
I drafted Saquon over Bijan in my fantasy league
>>151054179To fucking whom?
>chuds malding for weeks about potential commercial breaks during RedZone>its just a small 15 second commercial brought to you by Draft King
>>151054203same lol
I genuinely don't know what to make of the falcons
>>151054209Bullying works
Did he died?
McDermott is so lucky that he got Josh Allen, he wouldn't have a career in the NFL otherwise.
gibbs me dat
tfw my dad got a new gf and I got her Sunday ticket loginthe struggle is over
ok my frens i decided to fly to america and become a RB for your team, you're welcome :)
are the giants good?
>>151054274seduce her lol
>losing to the giants
>Luke having his breakout game today
>The Chargers getting RAPED by the Giants
>>151054303physical stats?
Bucs fucking SUCK
lol bucs suck
>>151054209You know it's you, Scott.
Are the bucs frauds?
>>151054304Russlel is no longer their QB, so yes. If that nigga had been drafted to LITERALLY any other team minus the 2012 Seahawks, he would've been out of the league by 2014.
All Philadelphia Eagle players should be murdered in front of their parents
RETURN DRAGON
>>151054340language!
FUCK YOU I AM SITTING GOEDERT
>do nothing>winJalen Hurts is legitimately the best QB in the league
>>151054377Agreed, but they should buck-broken first.
>>151054339i am 180cm and 83-85kg depending on day, i work out :)
>finally start liking Josh Allen>he plays like shitI am a fickle fuck.
>bryce slippy
Bryce Pooung
That McCaffrey kid is real sneaky athletic, if you catch my drift. He is deceptively shifty.
>>151054377
That guy lost his shoe lol
I am starting to think bryce young is not it
There is at least one person ITT I can HEEM...and I bet it's (You)
>>151054411favorite nhl team?
>>151054411you're a little small but scataboo is proving it could workgood luck on your journey :)
>>151054248lol I HATE when I get the equilibrium knocked out of me. Try as you may you can get about half way up before you just keep leaning down and to the right
>>151054455I'm a lover not a fighter
>>151054377how tall are you?
>>151054456my vikies of course!
>>151054209>being a gambling degenerate
>>151054476nhl... hockey
>bills try to win without a kamikaze blizzard
dat dude is DED
>>151054456oooh nhl team, i'm a flyers man :) i live a difficult life supporting both vikies and flylels
I couldn't heem anyone. I'm too kind
>>151054489all finns are either stars or panthers fans
>>151054455I'm drunk and high as fuck, you might be able to take me if you end it fast.
>>151054503vaxx status?
>NFL KICKERSNinja bros feasting
>>151054518Your liver will heem you before I can.
Another snack for the ninjabros
>>151054455>You can do all those push-ups to pump up ya chest>I got a 12 gauge Mossberg to pump yp ya chest
>>151054517no no, i'm a flyers guy :) young me was not very smart
>>151054473>t. Jordan Love
Yes
>>15105453110x boosted
>>151054531This isn't Merkel's Germany. We weren't required by law to get it.
right then lads, what are we drinking?
>faker canplayfield
>>151054494<t. pussy
>>151054579coffee and water
>>151054579Iced coffee. It's only 11am here.
>>151054561>throws another game-losing interception in your path
>>151054579Jai Alai IPA
>>151054579Nigga, it's 1PM
>>151054579it's 9pm and tomorrow is monday so i am drinking novelle!
>>151054606Fun to watch if you are bored
>>151054579just mixed my first rum and coke for the day. 1:00pm is drinkin' time!
>>151054579Water. Not drinking until the prime time game
>Goof
>Bill's having a competitive game with the saints
>>151054616you're talking to a european, he started drinking the moment he woke up.
>>151054579water
>drop it like it's hot
>>151054460thanks fren :) yes i'm a bit on the short side but a stocky build, i could get a few yards in per carry!
GIANTS EVEN WINNING CHALLENGES
>even the announcers are disgusted by the reffieslmao
>nobody came to watch you throw flags today, that's ridiculous lel
>>151054664>thinking VPN users are from the country of the flagu nu?
Stroud is truly crap
Killian's Irish Red and smoking Super Lemon Haze. I need to start thinking about putting on some food before I get any more fucked up.
>>151054616>He doesn't start drinking at kickoffWhat are you, some kind of temperance loving suffragette?
Might be the worst slate of early games in a while
>>151054689You surprised some europeans follow NFL?
>>151054687finally an announcer shitting on the refs for getting TV face time.
>>151054616You're allowed to drink before 5pm on Sunday, especially during football season. The East coast is the best because the first games start at 1:05 PM. Perfectly acceptable to have a beer then.
>>151054728don't
>female announcer for the titans/texans gamehow the FUCK can you guys listen to this?
>FlaccoElite Status Revoked
>>151054685>>151054687Refchads, we got them seething
>Ross Tucker and the NFL version of Doris Burke Fate worse then death.
>>151054739watch him get fined for this
>>151054709Lips that touch liquor shall not touch mine.
>>151054750audacy app, listen to local broadcast
go to bed flacco
>>151054689I watch NFL on Sunday It starts around dinner time and I just watch untill I fall asleep.
>cryions need reffie help to beat the brownskek
>>151054680don't know how old you are but if you're not memeing about playing football you need to live in the weight room and squatting needs to become your religion
>>151054774based dutch bro
>Todd Bowels "defense"
do we really want old man Flacco's finger on the ball?
>>151054764More liquor for me I guess
>>151054764That put a smile on my face, thank you
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NABERS HEEMED OH NO G8NTBROS
>>151054723what do you mean? this has been kino as fuck shit teams sure but fun games
he's about a yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaRDDDD shuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyand that's why people hate mowins. Not because she eats cunt.
>>151054818This is the type of nigga who complains about rising prices and not being able to afford rent.
it's over....
>>151054579Water and cheap cigars.
F for Nabers
>>151054794I was memeing but I played a bit when I was younger but my brother played """pro""" here. Not NFL standards by any means but still. He played edge
>>151054872Why do you drink cigars?
downholding his knee
>nabers injured lol
RIP NABORS CAREER 2024-2025
>>151054764based.
Season's over
>Metlife claims yet another victim
RIP ACL
ACL?
>>151054888because smoking causes cancer, duh
metlife turf claims another victim
>>151054818WHAT A LIFE
>Malik NaborsMore like Jim Nabors. (He was also a fag)
>exploding knee
>crying like a bitchnabers is buck broken
Any recommended streams? All mine are terrible buffering on me.
Poor lil negro got a boo boo on his knee :(
Nabers blew out his knee
>Right on his hand/wristFuuuuck
>>151054913I call it Deathlife
>>151054890Same announcer too kek
>>151054915>>151054914>>151054913just a daily reminder that steroids weaken ligaments
Damn - I could feel his ACL snapping from my couch.
neighbours dood
WE RUN THIS SHIT NIGGA
>>151054911>implying it ever had a chance to begin with
cryions - 3reffies - 14(88)browns - 7
MetLife claims another
Malik bros....what happened
>>151054959does it actually hurt this much? ffs, I'm sure it doesn't feel good, but god damn dude. stop crying. you're a millionaire playing recess and are about to get the best medical care in America.
>>151054959>closeup on his face while he's screaming in painthanks cameraman
They might actually start Shitdoor next week
>>151054961>St Brown: I run this shit, nigga>Disney (coming out of commercial): Quick, show him giving stupid gifts to little white kids.
>>151054890>>151054943>mfw it washttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo1UlzDeY-o
>>151054984Always fucking metlife.
>>151054959>when jannie sees that I typed nigger again
Draft a receiver in the second
why didnt he stretch before the game? that way he wouldnt have gotten hurt
>>151054985exploding knee
>>151054997he's not ready, that would be such a browns move lol would be funny seeing deion eat shit though
the absolute state of russlel wilose
>metlife>endlife for tendons and ligamentsthey have to change this shit. gnats should play on grass.
Russ would cook up way better than this cracka
>>151054992kevin nash (kwab) said that tearing your acl is like getting shot by a shotgun.
Giants officially #1 in the 0-17 bowl
>>151054992basically your knee stops working instantly. You can feel the ligament snap.
I'm gonna need to get my bussy ready for Dart, I'm starting to like him.
YOOOOO SLIMETIME SOON!
>trash allen
>>151054947No they don't, they just take way longer to strengthen. Muscles grow faster and the tendons can't take the load.That being said, they need to develop and legalize the use of some steroids that only strengthens the tendons.
>>151055052are you sure dart is a better qb then anything the aints and the fins
>>151055043>like getting shot by a shotgunHow does that compare to assrape in the summer of 92?
Dart and Skattebo could turn into the new Lamar and Henry
>>151055069legalize anavar shit would solve the obesity epidemic without having to take ozempic
Dart should have had that
>>151054992because it's career altering and potentially career ending
>>151055087white version
>>151055038Its part of ball cazzie
>>151054992i blew up my knee 7 years ago and it's painful yes. there's still a time period every year when my knee starts acting up and walking down stairs is a pain and straightening my leg is difficult unless i do it in an angle. but there was no 180lbs linebacker falling on it so
tear this bussy
>>151055000The timing on that was hilarious
>>151055084It was a sizzling hot summer.
>>151055116he'll be fine. moreso than most of his race will the rest of their lives.
>>151055136>he doesn't know about Deathlife Stadium
>>151055114Scared
>>151054992Tear your acl and get back to us on how it feels.
reffie-ball is the only thing keeping the crions in this game
>>151055155Every team should have a very unique turf so it gives them a edge that's ball
>Slye>NFL KickersNinja Chads we gorging
saints need 6 here or i'm blowing my brains out.
>>151055174ok, brb!
NINJACHADS I'M TOO FULL, I CAN'T EAT ANY MORE MISSES
>>151055198the problem is as many giants die as other teams players so I don't think it's an advantage.
All teams should be forced to use real grass.
I don't understand the Ninja Kickers meme.
>Jackson Fart
I wanna make slow, passionate love to Jaxson's mommy
None of the NFL bite streams are working for me anymore. It stopped working 30 minutes ago. I think Disney and the NFL have fucked me over rip
There should be open pits with alligators and sharks in them on the field
>>151054248HEEEMED
>>151055261Same but to Jaxson only.
>>151055257
>>151055261kendra lust vibes
>>151054992Idk but I fell and hurt my knee during a motorcycle trip in Vietnam and it hurt. Was able to power thru the trip but the pain was with me for a while, even months later id be walking and my knee would just buckle. Never knew how bad it was because I don't have health insurance
>>151055276That'd still be safer than Metlife
Is Mariota a fraud?
Ok frens, i have a suggestion that will save football, i post it in next thred and i hope you consider it
>>151055297What a shithead.
>Memeplay PickedKWAB
You will become either a lifelong Browns, Jags, Panthers or Jets fan. Which one are you choosing?
>PHILLY SPECIAL
Bucky Irving no!!
KWAB
>SHATLER
lul
>>151055297Guarantee he just lost on the spread I know that feel all to well
PHILLY SPEC-ACK
NEW>>151055348>>151055348>>151055348>>151055348NEW>>151055348>>151055348>>151055348>>151055348
>>151055343browns are at least entertaining the rest are misery
>Kellen Whore
>black WRs qbs
>>1510553212nd overall pick taken 10 years ago.
>>151055297>>151055341
>>151055344A crack rock and a 40oz
