Go Lions!
>>151051944Flacco gonna ball out today
>>151051944the browns will do the funny
Trash teams
special thanks to the /v/ jannies for not making my 3 day ban site-wide so I can attend today's game thread
Let's get warmed up>Goof
I didn't even know we had Mormons in Michigan
>>151052030you got Amish too.
>>151052008>Browns
I hate Europe games. I'm already drunk and they give me loins vs browns for the follow up game. Fuck off
>>151052030https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver_Island_(Lake_Michigan)#The_Mormon_Kingdom
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
>>151052030They were being driven out of NY at gunpoint and kept moving westward, always been chansed of the states along the way. Some of them left Indiana and headed to Michigan to hide out, and settled there quietly.
my loins
>>151052048I've seen plenty of amish, it's weird. I'll pull into a store in the middle of nowhere and there will be a horse and buggy
>David Montgomerys gameday fit was him wearing his boy scout merit badge sashWholesome af desu
>he didn't take the 10 points with the BrownsI seriously hope you guys didn't do this
Streaming for anons & VChttps://discord.gg/9FnVmEAz
>>151052048where's the best place to move to find an Amish wife?
Why does Gym Shortz languish on such a shitty teamHe could bring an elite defense anywhere he wanted
>>151052361Ohio, but you'll need to join the community for at least 5 years before they trust you
>>151052361Shipshewana, IndianaIt had the Blue Gate Inn, which serves fucking baller fried chicken and onion ringsEat like you work on a farm everyday
Refs are being pretty generous with spotting the ball.
>lions getting burned on 3rd downA tale as old as time
Who tf is supposed to be covering Jeudy
I'll never understand how Arnold is simultaneously a bottom 5 starting CB and the loudest and most cocky mouth on the roster. He sells a dozen times a game but you'd think he'd Darrelle Revis with the way he won't shut the fuck up.
>>151052753they should have benched him when he announced he was doing a podcast. bro is the worst starter on defense acting like he's all pro
no tushy pushy flaccy?
why not just run an iso in the first place lmao why give flacco a slipped disk
>fail qb sneak>twice
The neglected shantytown of Detoilet
>>151052753Yeah I was TA defender when he was a rookie cuz cb is hard as shit but he's just not turning out to be as great as we were hoping
ok I officially give up on TA. He's fucking garbage
suck
>>151052803was just thinking that they could put Shadeur in just for that play.
i would've taken the points, but kudos to kevin for believing in the offense
Travis hunter has lips the size of Michelins lol
Go Browns!
Goff is sandbagging again
How do you lose to 40 year old Joe Flacco?
>>151052984Flacco is elite.
>>151052002same here
Lions are about to answer on this drive.
Nice kickoff coverage, Cleveland
>>151052361Millersburg, OHgirlfriend’s parents have a farm down there. plenty of amish qts
3 AND OUT
Lions need to run Montgomery moreHe breaks tackles better than Gibbs and the lions offensive line is worse, which means the need to keep going after contact is greater
>>151053055Not so fast browncel.
>Sun GodFinally
>best defense in the league
So it starts.
>>151053100The Ravens dropped 40 on them, the best teams are still going to score.
>You're here to watch the Lions and the Browns? Not so fast
refball in the 1st absolutely shameless
it's scary to think how close >we were to losing the best player in the league this offseason
GibbsHimDatTuddy
>>151053154aint no shame in the point spread game
WTF! I go have a smoke and the Lions scored?
>>151053194Go smoke another we need the points
>>151053010
Needed that badly. This Browns D-line is insane
Browns wont score again until the 4th quarter, prepare for the boat racing. 31-10 Lions
unironically had to mute over that alarm clock in the adwhy the fuck would they do that
>see which side garrett lines up on>run the ball on the other sideshould just do this all game desu. better to have the rb run the ball then trying to fucking block him
Browns special teams will always come through for the opponent. Allowing 30 yd return on a great kickoff?
Browns! Flacco has an arm! Trust him to throw the ball!!!!!!!!
dan cambpell might unironically be the best culture setter in nfl history, and he's a good head coach on top of itI've never seen a team emotionally crush the ravens before and they haven't slowed down at all this week
What the fuck was that
There it is
Who was Flacco throwing it to?
KERB STOMP EM
>flaccid
>>151053194WTF! I toss a couple of corndogs in the microwave and the Lions get an interception?
Alright, it's time to give up on Flacco. That's one of the worst throws I've ever seen. He can't keep up anymore. Just run a bunch of RPOs with Gabriel.
>throwing it right at kerby
Welp. GG.
even his arm punts don't hit the same anymorei'm more than ready to see gabriel, but not sure if putting him in before going to europe is a good spot. halftime of week 6 is where i'd make the change
So who's after Flacco?
>>151053476Tillman, I guess?
>>151053382Did it work?
>>151053550I wouldn't bench him over that. I still remember all the interceptions Manning (both of them) and Favre would throw.
Is Flacco elite?
we're still in this
>>151053540
>>151053540dillon gabriel, and behind him is the noodle-armed nepo baby cult leader who was too good to be the backup to lameme so he choose to be 3rd string on the browns
Reffies trying a little too hard imo
He sold with the point. None of the Browns guys moved forward, they're allowed to jolt like that. Lineman are getting way too comfortable with the bias officials show them in all games. Can't try and force a flag by pointing when the guy's hands don't even come off the ground.
If Gabriel isn't ready, this regime needs to be gone, they clearly have no eye for QB talent. He's the backup, he has to be ready at any time
>>151053644What were they thinking?
>>151053576Poetically the browns had Favre 2.0 minus the interceptions, but Tennessee Dee wanted BBC
Holy shit, he caught that!
>>151053673In the end it all comes back to management and ownership selling out for Watson. Don't get me wrong, I'm actually aware of why Mayfield isn't a Brown, but they absolutely hamstrung the roster with the Watson trade and deal. Can't make a move on an actual starter until they recover from missing so many first round picks and don't have to pay for the rapist.
>>151053644as funny as it is that the browns got fucked for years because of this, it sickens me that this groid gets to walk around for the rest of his life with hundreds of millions of dollars
Did you know Lions kicker Jake Bates is a former brick salesman? The more you know.
Kicking field goals is a good move for the Lions in this game. Browns havent crossed 20 points yet this season.
>>151052002Unless you have a static IP (uncommon unless you host servers or are a business) you can just spoof a different MAC address on your WAN to get a different public IP via DHCP. And delete your 4chan cookies (or use private browsing). So long as it’s not a range ban but even if it is, some ISPs give you an IP from a different range. I got banned in one of the last NFL threads because some pojeet got triggered.
HUTCH
>browns offense
Final score predictions GO!41-10 Lions
>>151053957>>151052002Being banned is a blessing, embrace it and go outside
Alright, nice to see the lions tightening up the defense
>>151053495WTF! I have another smoke and Hutch got a sack? I'm quitting smoking...
>>151054015Later. Football is on.
>>151053876Are you talking about UFL Legend Jake “The Master” Bates?
mary kay cabot said the browns are trying to trade for a starting tackle. would be great, >we desperately need one, but i wonder who is even available. feels like good tackles are even more scarce and valuable than good qbs these days
Fuck year, Gibbs!
>>151054044switch to nic pouches or gum white man
The Lions are the best at scheming someone out of a game. Containing Lamar last week into playcalling Garrett out of this game in back to back weeks is crazy.
If a big play is a dragon, what do we call a 24 yard run?A young dragon?A wyvern?A drake?
>>151054142Still gonna be a relatively low scoring game tho
What's with all the flags? Nobody is here to watch the refs!
>>151054202false starts are objective calls, get over it
>>151054142>false start>false start>false startGet your fucking shit together
Visit detroit
>>151054142Is the scheme supposed to be having the tackle shit himself and false start?
>>151054226false start my cock and balls
>>151054202NFL = National FLAG League am I right, or am I right?
Offensive line needs some inspiration. I know Brownies D-line is amazing but 1 second longer for Goff and their secondary can be exposed
the the browns don't demoralize the lions today cincinnati won't stand a fucking chance after seeing last week's lions, the bungles are shaking in their cleats. if they lose to the brownies they might get shook and fuck up. bengals have mnf so its a short week, they might kick denver's ass and come in hot next sunday. either way the kitty bowl will be fun to watch meow
>>151054260I live here, don’t
>>151054260Visit northern Michigan instead
>>151054311decker is good but they can't keep leaving him on an island with garrett
>>151054311The whole defense is good, Decker just needs to calm the hell down or they'll have to send the whole line Garrett's way and open up sacks for the tackles. The Packers lost the same way.>>151054318Bengals would be better off with a confident Lions team rather than a scorned one. Campbell will make Cincinnati into a Saban-esque getback game if they lose today.
>>151054311The browns have great corners, its why they always expose shitcinatti
Flacco out here just playing jackpot
>>151054329>I live here. don'tOk, Utica. Whatever you say...
>>151054428Yeah I don't agree with that. Browns corners are good but the reason they expose Cincinatti is because they have an amazing d line and Cincinatti has a dog shit O line
jamo plz
Fucking fuck you fucker
>Lamo
you gotta catch those detroit
>black WRs
>>151054260Detroit is cool but don't spend more than a couple of days here if you have the ability to go up north and see the REAL Michigan
What the fuck even is this game
how is a special teams unit so bad lmaothere's gotta be two dozen college special teams guys waiting for nfl jobs such a saturated role
our special teams is so dogshit it's unbelievable. zero returns ever. missed field goal etc
>one shot at life>not born as Alex AnzaloneVgh
>>151054570Ok newsome just got cooked
>>151054656This is a game between 2 teams that both have great D and mediocre offense at the same time.
>>151054655>>151054373Northern MI is shit, nothing to see fuck off we’re full
>Clowns
that maybe should have been DPI
>>151054715bell's beer is delicious
>>151054260As you can see, >>151054715 is gatekeeping so you know Northern MI is awesome.
>>151054704Not at all. It's a game between a great offense vs a great defense, other side is a bad offense vs a mediocre defense.
flACKo
>Cacco
>>151054704>mediocre offense>Lions
>>151054779which one is which tho
>>151054715Nobody wants to live around drunk injuns and snowbirds, don't worry about it. I will simply visit once every other summer forever.
Fantastic catch
>FL-ACK-O
>>151054775it's alright
>>151054822stay away from Atlanta and Onaway
>>151054704>Browns offense >mediocreThat’s an overstatement
Time to put him in.
>>151054893That’s what you tell your wife when Deion visits?
is he right?
>>151054873I used to live in Colorado around 2015-2017and every time I'd go back home to Michigan to visit family, there was always a gang of motherfuckers asking me to bring back cases of Two-hearted.Then Bell's came to Colorado and I lost all my friends
>>151054822I would rather live around a few thousand Indians and old white people than the Kalergi stew that is southeast MI
>>151054715Northern Michigan is great but western UP mogs
>>151054962>Kalergi stew
Don't know why Flacco even bothers throwing at Jeudy, he's just a guy after all
>>151054952I thought bells had been distributing nationally for a long time
My wife lived in the Oakland, MI area for a while. There was a middle eastern restaurant whose owners were convicted of funneling money to Al Qaeda years ago, and she and her family referred to it as La Kaboom from that point onDumb joke, but it still makes me smile when I think about it
>>151054982you aren't wrong
>>151054821Browns have great defense and bad offense. Lions have great offense and mediocre defense. Should be obvious lol
>>151055016I think it finally got to Colorado around 2018
>>151055022Oakland is a county but yeah ot's part of metro Detroit. Depending on the town it ranges from post apocalyptic wasteland (Pontiac) to extremely wealthy gated community (Birmingham).
>>151054982love it up there. distinctly American land whose character needs to be preserved
>season already overfuck
Hutch...no
>>151055022It was Hezbollah and a Lebanese restaurant called La Shish. They flew a Hezbollah flag at one of their restaurants. And one of the owners went to jail for murder. But for some reason this got corrupted into al qaeda because Americans have no idea who Hezbollah is. Only jews make a big deal about them because Israel and jews rule over the US
CURSED TEAM
loins snoyjak is reliefed
RIP in piss
HE'S FINE LOL
>>151055194maybe they should have insured the season with State Farm Insurance(™) brought to you by patrick mahomes and Jake (™)(™)(™)
>>151055201there was another chan of resturaunts from roughly 15 years ago that was funneling to Al Qaeda. I think it was called Palms of something.But yeah, La Shish is gone for good now...
What the fuck happened
Getting bodied by Jerome Ford, the softest rb in the league. Kek what a bitch
ok he looked fine sitting on the bench, suicide postponed
>>151055201>>151055246I only know what I was told, I never bothered to google it but yeah you right it was HezbollahPeople make jokes but in their case the were actually funnelling money to terrorists lol
>>151055296If you want quality middle eastern food you're gonna indirrctly fund a little terrorism to get it
>>151055296Its honestly not surprising. There have been terrorist sympathizers all over Metro Detroit for decades now. Not saying is bad or good, just saying it's part of life here. But i do get to bang fine ass Assyrian girls and eat bomb falafel whenever I want
MAGNETS
Stefanski is pissed about that kick lol
This week might end up being one of the worst weeks in Ravens franchise history. This is shaping up to be Flacco's last career start. If the Ravens lose today they'll most likely implode. Haven't felt like this in a while.
>>151051944Jamo needs to be benched. How many times will he drop a perfect pass or be targeted 20 yds down field, yet never turns his head to find the ball.
magnet meme game
>>151055296Hezbollah isn’t terrorists though. Only countries controlled by jews and Israel consider them terrorists. The weird thing is the La Shish owners weren’t even Muslim they were Maronite (Catholic) Christians and hezbollah traditionally doesn’t get along with Maronites
Pro kic-ACK
>>151055415he admired the kick while being mad
>>151055377Dearborn government is getting bold lately. Metro Detroit is a race war powder keg waiting to blow
>>151055426
>>151055454Not really. They're just really arrogant, which Arabs around here have always been.
>>151055439>Only countries controlled by jews and Israel consider them terroristsso all of North America and Europe? Got it
>>151055023Recently did some camping in Wisconsin and, for some reason, was surprised at how beautiful it was
>>151055439>shooting rockets blindly into civilian neighborhoods isnt terrorismt. mohammed jawad al-muhammed abdullah mohammed
>>151055523Not a coincidence. The UP is in fact, rightful WIsconsin clay.
>>151055439Hezbollah are terrorists. Lebanon used to be majority Christian but muslim rats drove them out. We don't need to choose between muslim rats and jew rats. They're both scum.
>>151054704You don't know ball
>>151055560Imagine if there was a state of Ontonagon. It'd be such a beautiful, shithole of a state
>>151055560Wisconsin side of lake Michigan is trash compared to the Michigan side. I have seen many people confirm this. Wisconsinites don't deserve to share our lake.
>>151055655Dubs confirm
>>151054775used to be better when the brewery was still in kzoo
This game sucks. I'm out
>>151055515All of North America and Europe are controlled by Israel and jews. Especially the US. Europe is slapping them lightly on the wrists right now since the jews are openly exterminating civilians but they’re still controlled by jews. Hezbollah is a militant resistance group and political party against the occupation by jews. The jews have indiscriminately murdered Lebanese and Syrians for decades in addition to the Pals. Mostly civilians and they don’t care if they’re muslim or Christian but most of them are muslim so nobody really cares. But anybody who points it out or criticizes it gets cancelled and in the US they’re trying to criminalize criticism of israeli genocide and aggression. Total clown world. This is what we voted for. Both parties are ruled by jews anyways. If the dems were in charge they would be more like what Europe is doing but never would recognize Palestine as a state, I’m surprised the Europeans are doing that. The Israelis will just use mossad to groom migrants among them to punish them for it
>>151055560
>>151054982too many packer cucks
>>151055655this
>>151055706
>>151055733Average new arrival Dearborn patriot
>>151055553In 2006 israel deliberately bombed their suburbs and took our bridges and civilian infrastructure. It is Israeli policy to target civilians as punishment, part of their “tenfold” response for any sort of attack. The US will defend them and you probably never heard about it. The only real terrorists in the Middle East are the Israeli jews and anybody who disagrees is a pathetic circumcised cocksucking jew lover and cuck for the jews. Your yarmulke is showing, Chaim
>>151055790I don’t care about mudshits either im just stating facts you fucking jew lover. Anybody who flattered loves and worships jews is not even human
>>151055791Based
Go Pack Go!Correct the number in my picture to 59.Couldn't even win a world championship before the super bowls came out when there was like 12 teams. So sad.
>>151055776they still ahve the spot as a restraunt or some shit but the majorirty of the beer isn't made there its somewhere else. oberon doesn't hit the same as it did during that initial release week.
Not a fan of either team but the Lions secondary is getting away with a lot
>>151055923your team name literally starts with a G and ends with an AY
>>151055791Bro Arabs are such fuckin faggots now. There's like a billion of you but you have to wage a propaganda war to try to win against Israel. We understand the Jews are shifty liars but you guys are supposed to be men. Go fight their military and stop killing random civilians and crying.
FOOMBLE
Do the Browns have a backup QB?
>>151055997mmm zioprop
should have been a pick
>>151055997I don't like em either but we have to focus on the most important enemy first, retard
how does berry still have a job>>151055791trvth nvke
>fumble>throw into double coverage twiceStefanski:>best chance to win
>br00ns
>>151055993You really need to learn how to spell kitty.Packers does not start with G and does not end in AY.
Lions are whooping the Browns like Israel whooping Palestine.
>>151056032they have like 3
Flacco is washed. Get him out.
>>151056047>>151056088I hate both sides. I'm not going to excuse Arab retardation in my own local area just because Israel is a malignant tumor
>>151055776I'm a born and raised Texan, never been to Michigan. I had a fuck buddy in college that was from Kalamazoo when I was in college. Skinny little redhead, big ass titties, each one was like the size of her head. She could bend her legs back so far that she would tuck her knees behind her elbows. We'd fuck on the extra bed in my dorm room because I'd slam her so hard that she would piss all over both of us almost every time.Damn I miss watching my cum pour out of her while she unfolded herself. I think about her every time someone mentions Michigan in any way.Go Lions, Tigers, Wolverines, anything related to Michigan. You guys made a good one.
>>151056155>watson is coming off IR next week
paid $50 for two sirloin steaks. god damn prices are high
>>151055997Israel would be a pile of glass if it weren’t for Protestant boomers in the US selling out their country and citizens
>>151056090He’s a cap wizard. It was Jimmy who fucked us on the Watson deal.
>>151056177As long as you aren’t brown this doesn’t bother me at all, congrats
>>151056145the city I meant, which is even worse. bunch of faggots
>>151056249Russia or China would sell them weapons if the US wasn't. Do fall for the political theater you see at the UN. Jews have a lot of money through international finance and usury.
goof arm punt
>goof
Holy fucking goof
>>151055923Lions are 4-5 in NFL Championships.
>>151056348>NFL Championships
>>151056281Blond and blue, don't worry. I'm pretty sure she was racist, so that was never gonna happen. Honestly I would knock her up and tie her down if I could go back and do it again. She went on birth control for me, I should have realized that she cared a lot more about me than I noticed. I'm single and almost 30, hindsight it 20/20 I guess.
>GOOFKWAB
>>151056316No they wouldn’t. What would they gain from that? Jews would have no power if it weren’t for their vast influence in the US
>>151056392kwab
>>151056361Well it's not like the AFL was ever relevant
>>151054962I respect that opinion. I lived in metro Detroit for ~20 years in nice middle or upper middle class areas mostly and it's just too much pavement and too many shit holes. After returning here for the first time in a few years I became instantly aware of the demographics somehow looking like Jakarta or Baghdad in public parks, grocery stores, etc... it's bleak
>>151055655Wisconsin's side of Lake Michigan is all pollution, zebra mussels, and a several foot layer of seagull shit.
>>151056249Nonsense. Arab retards are incapable of waging conventional war in the modern era. They would need Soviet support but Soviets were ambivalent about Israel.
>blitz on every third downthat's going to bite them in the ass sooner or later
>>151056291Oh now its the city now! Wow.Of course you meant to say that. Totally a mistake. Just like you choosing to be a fan of the Lions.Look! I can do it too! De-toilet. See!
>>151056514It worked against Lamar so it'll probably work against anyone.
>>151051944Browns = L
>>151056412Russia, China and Israel all sell weapons to each other. Russia and Israel worked together in Syria. Stop being a reddit brained baby and pay attention to the game.
>>151056532lose weight you buckbroken retard lmao
>>151056532lol keep seething fudge packer. Western MI mogs Shitconsin
>>151056570You're right. I should take it easy on your dad next time I drag him into bed.
>>151056470Yeah it’s a mess. My hometown in metro Detroit has a beautiful park where the baseball fields (that I played on in my childhood) have been replaced with cricket fields by Indians. Feels like a foreign country now
>>151056645>puckerkek is an actual fagwhy am I not surprised?
>>151056361Son, winning is winning. Baseball still counts championships from the 1800s.
>>151056684are they being utilized?
>>151056684Cultures and countries change
>>151056645>packers fag bragging about having gay sexJust delete this bro it’s embarrassing
Browns Defense is officially elite, but their offense is the exact opposite end of the spectrum maybe even worse.
>>151056684Let me guess..... Troy?
>>151056684Bro the thing that made me do a double take was the amount of spics that appeared in metro detroit under Biden. I never saw a Cuban or Venezuelan in Michigan until 2022 and suddenly half my neighbors in Wixom were spics. Shit was crazy. ICE needs to be maximum funded.
>>151056316Can you guys shut the fuck up? We’re watching football. Dumb ass goyim. Goff rly relying in a nig and putting himself in bad spots. Smhhh.
>>151056747Their defense is so elite that they still have a chance to win this gameLions just need to get in fg range and they can barely do that
>>151056713>being a son or daughter of a packer loverDominating a Lions fan in bed every day and hearing his screams as I tear into him makes me so happy.
>>151056729No civilization in history has made multi-culturalism work at this scale. There will be a reckoning.>>151056727The cricket fields? Yes daily
>>151056775Any other offense in the league makes this team a playoff team.
>>151056361>hurr durr, championships from 50 years ago are real but ones from 70 years ago are fake NFL titles are NFL titles, irregardlessly of whatever marketing term theyre being labeled with
>>151056805>No civilization in history has made multi-culturalism work at this scale. There will be a reckoning.Lmao I can spout nonsense too
>>151056720https://www.nfl.com/news/nfl-s-official-records-to-finally-incorporate-all-america-football-conference-statisticsCounts now. 8 Championships, faggots
About due for a Flacco dragon
>>151056745>unable to tell the difference between a shit post and the truthISHYGDDT
>>151056755Novi/northville, but honestly it’s happening everywhere.>>151056763Trump and ICE will do nothing, it’s already over
>>151056834Name one then. Just one
3rd pick incoming
>>151056834>>151056729amen xisters. I can't wait to watch our packies play tonight btw!
>>151056763wixom a shithole long before 22
>>151056844got an actual dragon instead
>>151056826>championships from 50 years ago are real but ones from 70 years ago are fakeYeah it's funny how the championships from the late 60s don't count but the ones from the early 70s do.
>>151056865So I'm a PM in the automotive sector and after I got my PMP, I joined the SE Michigan PMI chapter for networking and PDUs and stuff.It might as well be called the Pajeet Management Institute since the chapter is roughly 70% Indians that just try to figure out ways to make getting H1B visas easier. What a joke.
>>151056805>No civilization in history has made multi-culturalism work at this scale. There will be a reckoningMost ancient empires were very multicultural. Seleucids were almost all non-Greeks. Look at the ethnicity of Roman emperors. China has always had dozens of ethnic groups with different languages. The British shipped different flavors of brown people all around their empire. Etc.
>>151056977
>clevelel
time to go 3 & out after forcing the ball toward jamo again
>>151056951Wixom is a nice place overall lol. You've fallen for negro propaganda because they hate majority white places.>>151056865It's not over until the fat lady sings motherfucker. And I don't hear that bitch
>>151056977>Most ancient empires were very multiculturalNone where the groups were considered equal. They were subjects that assimilated. Immigrants to America no longer assimilate they isolate themselves and retain ingroup preference, see e.g. Dearborn, Somalians in Minnesota>ethnicity of Roman emperorsRight before it collapsed? Proving my point.
Travis Hunter is a bust, right?
>>151057108Sir this is a lions browns game We're all busts here
>>151057108He's played fine. He also got called for a bs PI on what should have been a game winning pass defense.
>>151057108A player who plays two positions plays zero positions. Caspere knew this.
>>151056974I work for an aerospace company that used to be owned by a jeet scammer who scammed his partners back in the 70's. He sold our company in like 2018 and ever since then the jeets can't compete. Us white boys dominate them on returns and customer satisfaction while still commanding a respectable salary. Btw, the only reason that Jeet bastard was profitable was because he played both sides. He took a loss on a fabrication front in India and used it as a supplier for his company here in the U.S. They aren't better than us, they're just scammers.
>>151057090haha no being from the area its some peak wt that later got some mcmansions to try and hide its trashat least maybe there will be some good food now
God I wish that was me in the Lion outfit.
>>151057231what are youre thoughts on vaping?
Brick hands
>>151057250>they're just scammers.the american(tm) way
>not taking the points in a defensive battle
goddam jamo catch a damn ball
>>151057323Vaping is like sucking the dick of a robot, which is gayer than sucking an actual dick. People that vape are degenerate pieces of shit that think they can just vape anywhere because "lol its not smoke bro.."
lions would have run away with this game if jamo could fucking catch today
how the fuck do you miss that catch?
>>151057379Based opinion Also, much more gross than smoking bc you can get buildup on the vape if you don't clean it
>>151057412I repeat myself for the second play in a row
>>151057317I'm also from the area and Wixom has always been a good place to live. Onky jews and nigs disagree. >>151057354Nah us whiteys have been raised with a certain amount of honor that jeets dont have at all lol. At least I was.
Jesus christ. Just take the whole team out back. Make Ohio a one team state. Fucking embarrassing
we spaghetti bowl
https://x.com/kylemockeridge5/status/1972097627358744663End of season prediction. Made with grok.
>>151057379The primary ingredient of vapes is ethyl glycol. You know what else has that as a primary ingredient?...
>a fucking leaf
BROWNS STINKYLIKE POOP
The punter didn’t even fucking try lmao
GET FUCKED OHIO
based blasian manlet sorry I thought you were a flip all these years
Whoever the WR coach is can swim his ass back. Bubba Ventrone can jump off the friendship bridge
Good things can happen when kick returners run UPFIELD instead of sideways.
>lions play the worst game they probably will all year>still probably going to score 30+
uh bros wtf how do we get 2 safeties
stop trying to pass to jamo mortonjust not the day goddamn
stefansky has to make a move after this, right?the browns would be a playoff team if the offense could score more than one touchdown a game
>>151057488>combine the browns and bengals into one roster>still don't have an o line or a qbLike pottery
well at least the guards stole the alc from the tigchokes, right clevelandbros?
>>151057636chad o'shea and i have no fucking clue why he has so much job security, he should've been fired like 3 years ago. getting rid of his drunk-driving bulldyke assistant clearly was a half measure
>b-but the offense is trash that is why they are losing!How can you pay a QB 300 million dollars and still be this trash? Turds are losing because they are the Turds.
What happened to DJ Reed?
>>151057741hammy
>>151057741announcers said he pulled his hamstring but they can't even get the player's names right so idk how true that is. they did cart him back to the locker room though
>>151057729>>151057380There's no way jamo wasn't at the club till 5am last night, right? Can't believe they paid that retarded monkey.
>>151057741Hamstring injury apparently or some leg injury
>>151057778yeahdumb move by holmes with all of the off-field shit
>>151057736Hey remember when I told you during the packers game it would be murder to play Gabriel because the O line is dog shit and the WR's all have hands made of rocks? You see my point now?
>>151057783Aw FUCK
CAUSE IM IN TOO DEEP AND IM TRYNA KEEP UP ON OF MY HEADINSTEAD IM GOING UNDER
season overjust tank and get a first round QB
if my boss was a Georgia alum, I'd burn down the office going "roo roo roo sic em!"
>>151057736It’s nuts. I kinda get the not understanding routes, maybe. Bunch of new guys and no chemistry. What I don’t get is how no one on this team has been able to catch anything for years. That’s their job.
>>151057867Because that's worked out SO well for the Brownies the last 26 years...
>>151057920It worked very well, until the Turds FO decided to fuck it off. I remember Bakey bringing these Turds to the playoffs and absolutely humiliating those Stoolers.
>>151057867there is not a single QB in this class worth drafting in the first
>>151057858it's "up above in my head"and "instead of going under"
>jamo actually catching the ballwtf, that's allowed?
>>151057867Why not just try one of the other 7 QBs on the roster?
>>151057772>can't even get the player's names rightthe vilma special
>>151057920it did following 1-31. then >we got rid of baker for some retarded reason. couch, hoyer, and mayfield are the three qbs we should have kept. not pay out the nose for, but have middle of the pack qbs that you can build a team around.
>>151057988When Jamo starts catching that's when the opponent is well and truly fucked lol
>down 3 scores>both lions starting corners out>not even trying to test the backupswhat's the gameplan here
>>151057758>>151057783So he's dead?
>>151058044Baker was a stubborn retard who had to fail through two other teams to get to the easiest division in the NFL.
>>151058044>some retarded reasondeshaun watson is a qb, not whatever a "reason" is
>>151058116One of the teams he failed at was also in that division retard
>>151058115Reed was carted offDetroit is back to having struggling CBs
This Lions team looking Super Bowl quality. No serious team really standing in our way except maybe the Eagles.
ITS OGRE
>>151057852and the alternative is what, ride flacco until the season's over and you've won 3 games? kevin won't survive that, gabriel will play at some point. now would be a bad spot because the next game is in london, but he needs to be to in no later than week 7. maybe by then conklin will get back and they'll trade for a tackle like mary kay cabot reported
hutchy :)
>the poops
>>151058160amik robertson is better than arnold so that isn't a loss. losing reed is huge though
>Packers beat Lions>Browns beat Packers>Lions bear Browns
>>151058112Run the clock and let the Browns turn the ball over apparently.
>>151058189he needs to be put* in
>>151058224Packers bear LionsLions pack BrownsPackers lie on Browns
AW SHIT
>>151058172>This Lions team looking Super Bowl qualityThey kinda look like ass today actually. They're just so much better than the Browns that even when they play like shit the Browns get btfo.
>>151058189Stefanski’s biggest weakness is his stubborn loyalty. He rode with Deshaun until it was too late. Now he’s putting Wilford Brimley in every drive. It won’t stop until unfortunately Joe is injured.
This team STINKS!!!
>Reed>Arnold Who else did the lions lose today
>>151058189The alternative is to blow this team up like they should have already and trade anyone with any value for picks. The team is dogshit with a lot of holes and zero cap space for a few years. Just go back to being the 0-16 browns, fire stefanski he sucks dick and fire berry and ride flacco to the first pick and trade that pick for future firsts.
>but duh browns had a good defense hurr durrI hate the way this team's fans cope sometimes
>passes ball to St. Brown>scoresIt is just that easy. Are the loins stupid?
>>151058362trvth nvke
>>151058360had scares with>hutch>st. brownjoseph
>>151058251looks like gabriel is getting some garbage time reps
what is the most autistic pizza joint in metro Detroit?>Dominos
>play like ass against the best defense in the afc>still score 34
>>151058376we do, the lions had a kick return td and benefited from 3 turnovers. don't worry, you'll bootyblast the cowgoys easily tonight
>>151058415ChristFuck the browns lol
>>151058398The Lions all had Jamo with an anytime touchdown in their parleys. That's the only explanation that makes sense.
>>151058426Literally the worst time to put him in cause stefanski is a fucking retard. He will probably get a few completions in garbage time vs prevent d 2nd stringers and the entire fanbase will demand he start now. "He looked real good out there"
>>151057692>lions play the worst game they probably will all year>still probably going to score 30+
>>151058398we need to force the ball to our speedster dipshit you see
Shedeursissies, not like this...
>>151058521How good would Jamo be if he had an IQ over 65?
>>151058478>and benefited from 3 turnoversShould have been 4 too. They got refballed out of another hutchinson fumble recovery.
>>151058568and there it is (yeah)
>>151058568problematic post
>Garrett benched after such a poor defensiver performanceWhat a bum. That is why he isn't worthy 230 million fully guaranteed, unlike Mr. Rape.
>>151058604>>151058633Jokes aside jamo really is a complete fucking retard. It's not even a race thing; Amon-Ra is melanated and dude is smart as a whip. Jamo really is just dumb as fuck.
>>151058601reed probably got away with mugging that clowns receiver desu
Michigan owns Ohio
>>151058681Amon Ra has a German mother. Jamo is pure nig
>>151058568The same Being smarter doesn't automatically make you catch ball good
>>151058742Well, you know what they say, the germans always do good stuff.
>>151058681>Jamo really is just dumb as fuck.I think he's genuinely a nice guy, but yeah he kinda dumb
oh look, baker is leading another comeback drive against the defending champs, i'll go kms now
>>151058767It does keep you from constantly running the wrong route and not getting your head around on time though.
>>151058411Honestly if they just used their 3rd to 5th rounders just drafting wrs and oline players last draft they might of been able to sneak in the playoffs in the wc with flacco but instead they draft a second rb and two qbs who won't be in the nfl in 2 years. The browns are the worst run team in the world. They need to trade ward, garrett and even the new young D guys before the deadline this year.
>>151058806He's the kind of retarded/nice where he will be bankrupt within 8 months of getting our of the lead, because he gave away all his money to parasite hanger ons and women.
>>151058328>>This Lions team looking Super Bowl quality>They kinda look like ass today actually.Come on now, the Browns have probably the best defense in the league and the Lions still put up 34 points and they put up 38 against the Ravens last week.Meanwhile, the Packers lost to the Browns with only 10 points.
>>151058864Garrett got a fat ass contract he's not going anywhere. Don't really get why he stayed though, he could've gotten a similar contract on a competitive team if he shopped around
>>151058341Lions tried to get Garrett but the Browns literally brought in a dump truck full of cash.
>>151058914loins pass defense is their problemreed possibly going to the IR definitely doesn't help
>>151058914Lions looked great last week but this week they didn't. Though I'll grant a lot of that is because of Jameson Williams specifically. He fucked up like 4 or 5 potential big plays.
>>151058968>holmes is a retard when it comes to pass rush
>>151058681yeah he's a retard but at least he's not a piece of shit so he's still easy to root for
>>151058916A team would still take him. The browns will only get like maybe a couple of 3rd rounders and bad expiring contracts for him though because of how big his is. The browns are in such a deep hole from the watson trade and garrets money that they have to sell the farm and do yet another 10 year rebuild or they will be frankensteining teams together with bad over the hill vets and former 5th round picks while winning 4 to 6 games a season for 7 years, and then realize the full tank 10 year rebuild has to start.
>>151058968I would sacrifice 10 years of this franchise to get Myles Garret because he would instantly make the Lions super bowl winners. We have zero rings lol
>>151059181we don't even need Myles Garrett, we need a passable 7/10 secondary. that's it
Loins offense didn't look great, is Browns defense that strong or were they just tired from Monday?DJ Reed dying is bad. Hopefully defense stays healthy.
>>151059083And CBs that aren't made of glass
>>151059442>Hopefully defense stays healthy.It’s week 5 hahaha it’s already fucked if we’re talking like this
>>151059442Browns defense is good but the turnovers and special teams fuckups killed their chances. Even when the Lions offense has a down day (mostly because of Jamo) they still have so many explosive players that if you keep giving them the ball for free someone is going to eventually house it.
>>151058362>The alternative is to blow this team up like they should have already and trade anyone with any value for picks.Indeed. It was absolutely retarded of the Browns to pay Myles Garrett a bazillion dollars when the overall team is shit and you've got a $240 million albatross hanging around your neck.If the Browns were smart, they have traded away everybody of value for draft picks in 2027 and 2028 and fielded a team of practice squads nobodies to tank in 2024, 2025 and 2026. They'd have ended up with an a shitload of high draft picks.Of course you need a competent organization to start with, so...
>>151059083>>151059181What I don't get is not resigning Zadarius for a $7.25 million one year non-guaranteed deal?The Eagles thought he was worth it.
>>151059799He didn’t really do much for us and he hasn’t really done much for Philly. If the Lions thought he would improve the team they would have paid him
>>151051973fpwp
>>151059442Browns have arguably the best defense in the league. Jamo needs to remember how to catch the fucking ball though.
>>151058189Yeah they should put in a qb that’s worse with shit wrs, tes, punter, kicker, sts, o-line, rbs, and coach. Just admit the team is dogshit and move on
NEXT STOP: SUPERBOWL
>>151059799>>151060033In 8 games he had 4 sacks, 10 QB hits, 3 tackles for loss and 12 combined tackles. There was no reason for the Lions _not_ to resign him for literally peanuts.
