bills v saintsrip charlie kirk edition
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Nice thread faggot
My joshie :)
>>151052165Could someone start a non-/pol/ gamethread, please?
SPIRITUAL VICTORY PARAMETERS:Saints: Defense must hold the Bills to under 30 pts.Bills: Be ahead enough by the 3rd quarter to play Trubisky at QB
>>151052320Sure let me get right on that
Kool aid has been getting worked all season. I blame Staley
LET'S GO BILLS MAFIA
I feel so fucking sick in my stomach. This is gonna be a long season.
billsies
>>151052117Please be gentle, Bills. It hurts right now.
>>151052320Yeah stupid thread, doest use the subject line and injects political shit into it. TOUCHDOWN!
>moves like shakiraHope this faggot gets Kirked in the box
TUDDIE>TUDDIETUDDIE>TUDDIE
bills i don't even ask that you spit first, just tell me i'm hot.
>>151052474No one ever accused racists of being smart, desu.Please give me a moral victory today, Saints.
That was some of the laziest attempts at tackling I’ve ever seen. Do the Saints know it’s still September?
>>151052502Rattler looks like he was created in a Soviet lab. Horrifying looking.
Holy fuck PLEASE draft another Guard and kick Trevor Penning to the curb.
>>151052547Shhhh. We're tanking for Arc- wait, he sucks. We're tanking for Nussm- LMAO!We're tanking for someone at QB. No offense, based Rattler.
Dart is elite, I am the first one to say in on 4chan
>>151052545Most smart people are racist but not all racists are smart. It's simply pattern recognition.
SPENCER VICK IN THE HOUSE!
Not an insult but an actual question: Do you Saints fans plan on watching the whole game, or are you prepared to check out if it gets ugly?
>>151052552>0-9Back to the eugenic drawing board russkies
>>151052696I'm watching redzone lol
>>151052696I'm watching the whole game. I still enjoy looking at what young players we have that play well.
>>151052696I typically watch the entire game and always have no matter how bad.
THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT KEEP FUCKING FIGHTING EVERY WEEK
>>151052696>>151052728same. this whole season is just going to be an extended preseason for next year.
BILLIES WHERE'S THE D
HOLY SHIT!!FUCK YEAH MILLER!!
How is our offensive so good but our defense so fucking bad?
I thought the Bills had an elite defense.
>>151052728This. You can catch a glimpse of future brilliance even in a bad loss.
>>151052824Who has ever said that?
>>151052793Bills haven't had a defense in like 5 years. Their dc is dog shit as well.
>>151052793Bills D is functionally asleep until halftime every single game it's infuriating
>>151052824lol
>Bills in charge of defense.
>>151052824havent heard that one, where do you get your info from?
Bend but also break
>>151052824Someone lied to you
>>151052960The mantra of my penis.
Why does Staley insist on calling this soft ass scheme?
you don't need a defense in the regular season when you have Josh Allen to bail you out, I fucking hate McDermott and think he should have been fired 2 years ago.
>>151053046Okay but they should keep Joe Brady. I think hiring someone like Jesse Minter would be a good move.
Allen uncharacteristically going down field today
>>151053099The Brandon Staley special. His scheme is in vein of that pussy ass Fangio 6 style of defense that the league figured out years ago.
cook looks amazing this year
>>151053099he's just trying to piss off fantasy owners that benched coleman
cok
Those Pizza Hut crafted flats reek of desperation.
>>151053178All fantasy players should be euthanized.
If it wasn't for the defense, Bills would put Nathan Peterman out there to give Josh a break
>>151053197seems wierd
>>151053197it's about giving you less for more. they're trying to make a product they can sell for $5 and still make 66% markup on. I bet those things cost no more then $1.50 to make. It looks disgusting. Prison food. sort of like Skyline Chili
>>151053225Defense supplies fight or flight adrenaline to the rest of the team, it's one of the keys to victory
>>151053351>10 fucking days rest>the aintsbro I'm so tired.
Is the Bills defense really letting my Saints move the ball on them like this? Jesus
To be fair who possibly could've looked at this defensive personnel before the season started and realized that they might be dog shit besides literally everybody with a half functioning brain.
>>151053413It's a buffalo thing, you wouldn't understand.>SaintsWell, maybe you would.
>bills are in a shoot out with the aintslmao my chiefies finna steal the #1 seed again
>>151053583>Saints in charge of Offensive Lining
that's grounding dumb fucking refs
I am sure that Jameson Orange taste like complete shit but the girl from the commercial makes my weiner feel funny.
Nowadays you need to be ugly to be in a commercial
so ya'll just switch tabs or mute the tv?aint no way you're all watching all these fucking goymercials
Bradley Cooper doing UberEats ads like his beachfront property depends on it.
I was wondering when Josh Allen was going to arm punt. He was way overdue.
Good throw, good defense, bad decision
>>151053928mute and switch tabs
>>151053948Honestly, you have to appreciate how well Joe Brady has been at tardwrangling Josh Allen.
INT SAINTS!!!Way to get my hopes up, boys.
>>151053928tune it out and phonepost.
ARM PUNT
>>151053928I legit keep it on and occasionally goon on attractive commercial sloots.
Bring back Bountygate
God damn it Olave, that was a good throw
>>151054094I don't know what the literal fuck has been wrong with him this year. That was a critical mistake against a team where you can't have any critical mistakes.
olave is so fucking trash bro. if the saints don't win i'm going to kill myself.
Bills d got bailed out on that flub. Babbich needs to go.
>>151054059AT&T MILK DELIVERY SERVICE HOW MAY I ASSIST YOU TODAY
Steelers might actually be good this year?
Every other ad is for pharmaceuticals
>>151054132I still think he's good but I want them to trade him desu.
How did people even watch football before espn invented the first down line?
>>151054197They look like a slightly better version of the team they've been the past 3 seasons. They might make it to the divisional round.
>>151054199only country on the planet the allows it
Bills D still hasn't woken up from their 10 day slumber. That was a Saints fuck up and not a stop.
lol
Tardrage timeout lmaoAre you having a meltie Josh?
How are the bills struggling against the saints with no weapons at their disposal?
who even sits at home watching football and then a pharmacutical ad comes on tv like for constipation or eczema or whatever and goes "hmm i should probably buy that" like, go to your doctor dawg, he or she is an expert, or will refer you to someone who is, and that person will literally be trained and have the latests insights into what medication you should be on
>>151054356Its the NFL, there's always a chance of any game being competitive.
happy about ufc on paramount plus since I get it for free
Yet another costly Saints mistake.
>>151054410>go to your doctor>AmericaNo thanks, I have student loan payments and billionaires to support. I'll just get sick and die quick so I won't inconvenience the great machine. Also, please stop making stupid mistakes, Saints.
>>151054410>don't take this drug if you are allergic to this drugEvery fucking commercial
get it together reffies.
These referees are complete shit at their job.
>>151054410american doctors are dirty jews, they go to conventions hosted by these companies and get paid to sell their products. american healthcare does not want you to be healthy
The Bills timed that snap beautifully.
>>151054643grim
also the only reason im watching bills games is because of hard knocks, it kinda helped me get to know the team real wellim a steelers fan
What the fuck, Buffalo? My Saints are ass, how are you playing like this?
>11 bills plays>-1 overall yardslel
>>151054897Saints fan but I've always had a soft spot for the Bills. I'm in my 40s and watched those 4 Super Bowls.I'd like to see them get back and actually win one some day.
>>151054981If you only watch their prime time games you might not know that it is always like this. They are a 4th quarter team.
Whoever that anon who said Kendre Miller is going to be the future of the Saints, I'm starting to see why you said that.
Josh is having a really bad game, his head is somewhere else.
Saints should try to replace Ruiz and Penning
The Rattlesnake is showing me some guts today. >Ruiz down with injuryHere we go.
>>151055151Bro calm down, he was going to throw a pick eventually lmao.
>>151055176We'd get a stale waffle for Penning.
>>151055229I don't care about trading him, just draft someone to replace him
>>151055243Gotcha
Bills should trade Allen to a team that actually wants to win an owl.
Spencer Rattler looks tiny out there. How the fuck is he an NFL QB?
She sleepy
>>151055061started watching during the big ben antonio brown era NFL has only been broadcast here for about twenty years now
F
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KWAB
Ref is doing curls during commercial breaks.
>marching band guy helping up the player before the woman
Really, Saints?
That's what you get for trying weird trick plays.
LOL
>mardi gras spécial
Jesus christ
Based Bishop, hopefully that wakes the team up.
This reminds me of the Miami game. Bills playing terrible but opponent shooting themselves in the foot
so whats the rules on returning an interception? the one allen's threw before, the saints players simply stopped and celebrated, here they tried to return
>>151055299He's 6'1" that's an okay height for an NFL QB.
>>151055424you can return all interceptions
>>151055431Sounds like WWE height measurement. He looks shorter than that.
another flag hooray
My Refbros would bootyblast both these shit teams
These refs need to be shot.
>>151055465just strange they didn't do it before, maybe he was out of bounds i didnt see
Flags are the best part of the game and you don't want to admit it.
lmao @ Bills fans cheering there not being a flag
>>151055470Actually, he's 6 feet flat
Bills in charge making haste to get the next play off.
let him
>>151055537>cheeringThat's not how a "Bronx Cheer" works, friendo.
josh allen normally stuck in elo hell but today it's him running it down mid
>>151055576They're not in the Bronx are they?
>>151055501The rules for being down by contact still applySo if they catch the ball and a knee touches and a player of the opposing team touches them while they’re down, the ball is downed at the spotMost interceptions are diving catches, so it’s all about if the intended receiver turned defender manages to touch the intercepting player before they get up and run
Bills giving their detractors ammunition to call them pretenders all season, I really hate McDermott.
>>151055638Yep, and they are right the defense is garbage and the playcalling is stupid. I bought into the hype that they were hiding their good stuff. Turns out this was the good stuff. Cake schedule will hide the blatantly obvious and get McDermott another year to waste a generational talent qb.
>>151055638Josh is the team. If he has a bad day they're boned. Look at how daboll's been doing since he left.
>zero highlights for the Texans/Titans gameLol
>>151055856I wonder if he really is autistic or just a dim witted nice guy for not pressuring to get rid of McDermott.
>>151055856Daboll had a really good year where he elevated a shitty Giants team to the playoffs, I'm not sure what to think of him.
>>151055349its always middle aged jacked white men who are refs
The super bowl window was closed but Josh keeps prying it open, drafting a bunch of defense projects and not making any serious moves to shore up the defense in the offseason told me everything I needed to know. The Bills aren't supposed to win, they aren't even supposed to be on primetime. The coaching sabotages them if they get too successful.
If the Bills score here it's over
>>151055968lol dudes tendons were tight like he was pumping off camera and then got told to throw a flag.
>>151056157Should have been over in the first quarter.
James Cook is so good man
>>151056211what tf is he cooking I want some of that
Another 100 yd game from cook
:/
We are so back.
Shakir is an absolute animal when you set him up properly
This is what the Bills need, a long sustained drive.
Seen this story before, Saintsbros. . .
This is what is what is what I wanted to see
my joshie ;)
I’ve never seen a pump fake where all 3 replay angles followed the ghost ball before
>Announcers mention Thurman Thomas>Me remembering the /sp/ 10,000 GET
>>151056511Josh is going off-script
Bakey makey
dnd group canceled for tonight so at least i can get blackout.
>>1510565512008 was 40 years ago... where does the time go Anons...
>>151056649All we are is dust in the wind. . .
>>151053928All tabs muted while I play Rocket League
kek some wasp was fucking with my dog and she knocked it out of the air and then pounced on it until it was dead.
>>151056753Flying spicy raisins
>>151056753S
>>151056753stooler bros...
Thank you, Olave!I take back almost all negative things I said about you today. Also, wtf am I supposed to do with all these Derek Carr AI Slop pics from last year?
I love the fight my Saints are showing
Fire McDermott this dude is an absolute moron.
McDermott seething today
>>151056905Other than last week, they've really shown me something every single game. I don't know how the Kellen Moore era is going to pan out, but I am seeing some framework being built.
>>151056753My dog refuses to lay a hair on any other animal
>>151056979A rancher friend died when she was a pup, she's a cattledog and mean as fuck when she needs to be. It freaks me out because she is highly intelligent and does nothing but observe everything at all times.
There's razors in my cake.
Fite McDermott.
wowI dont even know what to say
Bills coaching is... Interesting.
Bad playcall on 4th down.
>>151057201Nice to see the classics being kept alive.
FIRE MCDERMOTTFIRE MCDERMOTTFIRE MCDERMOTTFIRE MCDERMOTT
Yeah, anyone saying that McDermott isn't sabotaging the team is an idiot.
upset of the year incoming
What the fuck was that 4th down call? Josh Allen is 6'5" and 240lbs.
>>151057237people always say this
Put 4 wide and run a bootleg, if there's room, run for it, otherwise do a short pass.
>>151057237i have a bottle of old razors and i always say i'm keeping them to make a cake.
Bills bros... this feels like a kick in the nuts.
that hit the ground bro
Bills getting embarrassed by the aints at home...>inhalesHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>>151057464It did. Nice acting job, Cooks.
that isn't a touchdown
>>151057419Bills' D sucks man... Allen has to play hero ball.
>we need a 5 min commercial break to overturn thisShameless.
>>151057582Saving all the gas for next week ;)
>Settling for FGs instead of TDs
MVPVP
Josh Vick!
>poo orleans stains
There he goes... Josh Allen saving McDermotts job again.
why does he not simply do that every time
Billieve
Welp, this was fun while it lasted
how the fuck is this game this close?
BRO JUST STUFFED THE FLAG IN HIS FUCKING PANTS
>>151057855Bills D is asleep
why was i even born
based allen
>>151057835He just needed to reset to first and 10 so he could relax and throw the ball properly again
>>151057855It's the NFL. Even bad teams beat good teams quite regularly.
Has any player ever dragged his team kicking and screaming to a win like Josh Allen does every week?
Who we getting with the first pick, Saintsbros?
>>151057903From personal watching, Brees had a couple of legendarily bad defenses he had to score in droves to account for.
Pls win brills. sabos regulation season starting soon!
>>151057903No, that's why he should have been MVP for the last three years.
lel at olave fake running it
Is this real lifeDid they finally wake up
a stop :o
>Bills D suddenly realizing they too can play the game
>>151058093IT'S HAPPENING!
So technically Bills fans would want the Ravens to win? Considering they win a potential tie breaker with the Ravens and haven't played the Chiefs yet?
>>151058146Bills fans only think about the Chiefs, the only people that think there is a rivalry with Baltipoor are racist niggers that hate Josh Allen for being a better qb than Jackson and white.
>>151058146I just want the queefs to lose I don't care how
>saints wasting their timeouts
>>151057922Biggest needs are Guard, secondary, and anyone with a fucking pulse for the defensive line. QB is pending because Rattler looks decent so far.
Oh fuck
Never seen someone be in so much pain from a torn knee they threw up
>>151058256>wastingIt's a 2 posession game, they need to preserve as much time as possible.
imagine struggling against the Aints
Fuck that looked painful
Kill all aints players and fans.
Damn... that planted leg, didn't look intentional though
fuckin ouch
>>151058318He's fine, walked it off.
wow that looked theismanesque but he's australian so he walks it off
Holy shit, OUCH!Sorry about your punter, Bills.
>>151058287shock?
CAUSE IM MR BRIGHTSIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
>>151058318That punter had it coming
>>151058442He said the n word
>>151052369looks like neither team gets a spiritual victory
>>151058372GG Bills. Good luck on the rest of the season. I hope y'all make it all the way and exorcise one of those 4 demons.God knows we're all sick of seeing the Chiefs and the Eagles.
Scored 30 pts and I don't feel good about it, am I spoiled?
Nice hold mate
>>151058591was just agreeing with the announcer about that, it seemed like such a sloppy game but can't be mad about 30 points i guess. even sloppy allen is great
>Give up 31 points>Throw a comical interception on a trick play on a go-ahead drive in the red zone>run into the kickerDespite all of this the Saints looked good, and are the best 0-4 team in decades
>>151058591Defense has unironically looked really good in the 2nd half, had they played like this the whole game the score would look a lot uglier for the aints.
>>151058591Don't worry about it. The Saints have a way of dragging good teams down to their level and stymieing them with experience.
>>151058591Thats because the Bills looked like shit for a lot of the game and are playing an 0-3 team. Not feeling good is correct.
joshalicious
>>151058591Yes, and if we don't get a ring it will be the world's longest gooning session without nutting.
gg no re:
>>151058745>playing an 0-3 team>won the gamehmmm
Respect for the Saints. They are going to upset some teams
And the turnover battle streak continues
>>151058562>I hope y'all make it all the way and exorcise one of those 4 demons.GG, don't count on that. We are a schoolyard bully team and get checked every time when it's just the big fish left in the pond.
Absolutely hideous football.I'd rather have just perved on milfs at a little league game desu
Bills win!
I wish I didn't watch this game and just saw the score. Bills D is not good
>>151058890poor kid
>>151058890It's actually legoland
