>>151052637kwab
jenny just beeped at me
>>151052637didnt this alcoholic say he'd stop drinking?
More TDsMore YardsMore WinsMore MVPsMore AccuracyMore Super BowlsMore Passer Rating
• 2nd most playoff wins of all time• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time• Never missed championship round in 20s• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s• 2nd most pass TDs of all time in playoffs• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs!
>>15106303843-year-old Brady destroyed Mahomes in the Owl.
>>1510631664 starters were out on the OL in that owl. Even having 1 starter out is a death sentence. That game was unwinnable.
Baltimore fell off
We're 1-3-0 if you factor in the moral victory today
The Chiefs are spiritually 4-0
>>151052637Lost to my steelies.
I like to jokingly shit on the Seahawks to my coworker who is a fan. I joked a lot about how awesome Carroll and Geno would be, knowing they would probably suck. I didn't expect them to be this bad.
Is Lamar still the MVP?
>Caleb to his haters
>ravens on monday
KNEEL
>>151065943Everyone keeps talking about how easy 50+ yard field goals are now and keep forgetting that in order to get more distance you need a lower angle, making it a lot easier to block.
>chefs need the opposing team to lose all their starters to have a chanceKWAB
>>151065982gayleb plays on special teams?
>heterosexual QBs
>Ravens have the same record as the PanthersHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>151065899i hate being right
>>151065930>>151065982>4 turnovers>Win by 1 point on a blockMaybe next week
I think Mahomes and the Chiefs are back and will go to the AFC Championship this season
What team does she root for
YOU AIN'T BEEN HEEMEDUNTIL YOU'VE ZESTILY HEEMED
>>151066074The Dallas Cowboys
NFL needs to make a new rule that kicks 45+ yards out need to have 5 yards spacing between the offensive and defensive lines. This is ridiculous, the kickers don’t even have a chance
>>151066037I kneel
Can one of these offense leaning head coaches be fired so the Eagles can finally can their trash can of a OC before he does any more damage than he already did? This rate rather have Brian Johnson back than this mutt Guido making calls.
I enjoy this very much.
>>151066092Cringe
>>151066074Washington redskins
>packers win: cowboys are going to finish 4th in the division lel>cowboys win: packers are frauds lelWe can't lose tonight, bros
>>151066092Shut up, BITCH
Would anyone even care if the Raiders folded?
there needs to be a new rule that Genocide Shits needs to be banned from the league and banished to Saskatchewan
the fuck is this little jewish looking troll doing the early game highlights?
How do we constantly lose....week after week
>>151066114Wtf are Genocide Shits
KEKImagine being a fan of the Las Vegas Raiders football organization
Chiefs back in business
>>151066092Holy fuck you are incredibly gay
>>151066092>your only job on Special Teams during a FG attempt is to protect your kicker>fail
>>151066125geno is now genocide shit
>>151066124Genocide threw 3 picks
>>151066124Tanking to get Mendoza
Go Rams!
HOLD ME BACK BRO
>>151066102it's looking pretty bad
I just want good QB play week to week man....
>>151066142>Genocidekek
based or cringe?
>Chiefs are backBoring.
>>151066129Shut the fuck up. Just shut up….chiefs wouldnt be anywhere without the referees wiping their asses every season
The NFL needs to make a a rule where you can choose to punt it at any point, but you still get 3 points for doing so. My brain has been runined by persription amphetamines and tiktok, it causes me physical agony to watch football for more than 2 minutes without points being scored
>>151066162cringe but it’s Purdys fault
Who's the KWAB so far this week?
>>151066167Nah the Ravens are just done
>>151066145Does he really need help?
What did they say to each other?
Jaxson Dart with that zoomer style
>>151066152
My Lions won today :)
>>151066175chorgis
>>151066170>still on the refball copiumgrow up
>>151066175Geno
>>151066124My aidsdar is going off like a section eight smoke alarm
>>151066183"Good game. See you later. Keep in touch"That is what every QB says to one another.
OG the Chiefs are bussin no cap
>Alt high ankle sprainThe chorgers are fucked
>>151066157I'm just gonna pull for the Lions and Jags
IM GLAD WE BLOCKED THAT KICK BUT I WANT SWIFT GONE ASAP
>>151066175lameme and ut isn't even close
>>151066175>Chorgers chorging against a literal 1st time QB
>>151066124Dont worry Arch Manning will solve everything.
The Vikings are so fucking dumb it's unbelievable.
>>151066211dart has aura though...
>>151066212Maybe if he fixed his fucking throwing mechanics
>AJ Brown slowly becoming TO 2.0 and started throwing shade at the team when he couldn't make any playsYeah their OC needs to be fired ASAP before it gets worse.
Who's worse, fantasyfags or betfags?
someone give me the over/under for sheagles trannies spamming BBC cuck porn into the gamethread tonight and falseflagging as sois fans
basically the complete opposite of the rams game
>>151066179Lamar has the least help of any QB in the League
what time is the antifa crackdown in Portland
Top kek
>>151066170>without the referees wiping their asses every seasonChiefs have dominated the league for the last 7 seasons. Refs have nothing to do with it.
>50% moxie competitor Baker>50% no turnovers runner Hurts
>>151066124Your team is bad to horrible at every level, from the waterboys to ownership
>>151066189Bears win, thank the innsmouths and Eldar gods they didn't shit the bed
>>151066186arabs and kikes cannot help themselves. it's genetic they HATE each other
>>151066242I noticed that too actually bro is like if they had a blonde baby
>>151066232Where was the running game? What happened to Henry?
>>151066237I'm glad people are finally over the jeet
So the move for the raiders is to trade the top 3 pick they’re getting this offseason and bet on drafting Arch next offseason right?
>>151066248After how they blew games last year and in week 1 you take these wins and run with it.
>>151066226>It's realLeast you won the super bowl when you did Eagles, but lol.
>>151066175People who own Nabers in fantasy
>>151066229Fantasyfags due to how much time is consumed thinking about niggers
>>151066208Lamar was hurt you retard
>>151066237He cooked
>bustin turdbert
Anyone else enjoy a nice sub from New Jersey Michaels?
Worst RB of the last 100 years or worst RB of all time?
>>151066255Same
it's time for the NFL to step in and do something about this franchise
>>151066259Basically. The storyline will be can Brady take Manning to the owl?
>>151066175Unkino Geno
>>151066242this kid is gonna get CTE and drive his car off a cliff in a couple years.
>>151066124Dip Smelly offense
Refs didn't call this a holding lmao
Geno Smith sucks cocks
>>151066226>>151066261He's throwing shade at the media and everyone trying to will drama into existence. There has literally never been a problem in that locker room among the players.
>>151052637isn't this guy some kind of senator or something?
Shant be watching snf
>>151066231Pretty sure he got concussed off that one hit
>>151066292Eagles are getting chief treatment
>>151066292don't worry, they flagged it for taunting
I just got a smartwatch (Android, not Apple Watch). Anyone else have one?What can I do with this?
The Bears won in spite of their dogshit offensive line and that football terrorist. D'Andre Swift.
>>151066292that's tugging, not holding.
Is one battle after another a good movie? Has anyone here seen it?
>>151066261
>>151066285This is my goal as well but also drunk, see you in Valhalla brother
>>1510662300, because it's always cowshit fans
Bruh, Jerry doesn't look like he’s got much time left
Jerry looks like a fucking crypt keeper holy!
I was told the Ravens are good.
>>151066237cooked his ass
Jerry is soooooooo delusional poor guy
>>151066261what did he mean by this?
>>151066317its mid wokeslop 2 years late
>>151066267everyone knows hamstring injuries aren't real because they're impossible to diagnose. devante adams had a hamstring injury with the raiders last year until he got traded to the Jets and his buddy Aaron Rodgers and it magically healed
I'm too high for this shit lmao
>>151066292They didn't call the obvious holding the Bucs O-lineman committed on the Bucky Irving TD either
seriously, who fucked up here for the raiders?
>>151066266This. Every fantasy football enjoyer I've ever known was a massive fucking faggot.
I reckon I've had enough of this faggot
>>151066237zapped that jeet
Bananaball is peak goyslop
>>151066337"the offense is being fucking retarded"
>>151066260Was it a good win? Fuck no, but in 60 minutes of football Caleb went from getting demolished by the blitz to driving down the field with the best player on the Oline out.I'll take that shit all fucking day.
>>151066343I posted proof of a holding penalty. Where's yours?
>>151066345The ones on the left side of the line
>>151066345hehe i like the dude dancing with happiness in the back
Funny that this was basically a Bears home game in Vegas
>>151066337>gibs me dat ball or im finna needs a trade nigga
>>151066345>two to block three on the edgeThe special teams coach
SNF gamethread>>151066373>>151066373>>151066373>>151066373
>>151063078you forgot-Youngest player to reach 250 TDs
>>151066317It's another hollywood centrist movie about how the right is evil and the left is silly. The main right-wing antagonist is obsessed with black pussy for some reason
How did the Chargers lose to 13/20 111 yds
>>151066285Thats Skattebo’s job and he will only be out for 2 games
NBC: Can you please call him a nigger, Jerry?
>>151066371I feel like this is the only good pass I have seen from Caleb
Damn Jerry is old :(
>>151066260Yeah I definitely do anon, this game Gabe me shit the bed flashbacks
>>151066388cause he kept running
>>151066385Allen has 267 TDs
>>151066396He's made a bunch of nice throws. The problem is he also goes retard-mode a lot.
>>151066345Whoever was blocking on the right edge of the line. Literally beefed the entire game and just got beat by a speedster. His kick step to get into position looked like he was a sophomore in highschool. Skinny niggas stay taking L's at blocking because they refuse to learn how to do it and assume you just have to be big and strong to be good at it.
>RaidersKWAB
Ben Johnson (1-1) has more Sunday away game victories with the Bears than Matt Eberflus (0-18)
>>151066410Oh shit I didn't see that. White power.
lets all take turns saying something nice and sweet about jenny
>>151066416I think it's youngest to get 250 passing TDs
>>151066380>>151065600>>151065600>>151065600
Why does this impress Americans?
FREE MAXX CROSBY
>>151066358>watching negroes give themselves brain damage and enlarged hearts because they're too stupid to do anything else to make real money is le goyslopMidwit take. It's the closest thing to watching gladiatorial slaves you can find in this iteration of Rome in this era other than watching the UFC.
>>151066175Colts would be one hundred if it weren't for this sonofabitch
>>151066371Their fanbase is getting dropkicked into an alligator pit by ICE, what did you expect?
>>151066261There is no drama. It's the Philly media trying to spin a story like they always do. Try living here and listening to the schlobs on WIP talk like they know better.
>>151066463Well, it impressed that guy.
>only 2 undefeated teams left after 4 weeks
>>151066463If my stadium isn't surrounded by 500 yards of asphalt parking lot like a bomb went off then I don't want it
>>151066468
>>151066074ZAMN
>>151066506Go Bills
>people thought the clots were legit
>>151066345The ST coach that thought you could leave a nigga with 4.3 speed unblocked because he's far away.
For me it's still Moro Ojomo
>>151066345Remember when people thought Pete Carroll was good?
I seriously lost any modicum of respect for Lamar I might’ve once had after today. He gave up. Plain and simple.
>>151066506>only 3 winless teams will remain after tomorrow night
>>151066074>nocan
>>151066550I wasn't, but I am surprised for how well they somehow been doing regardless of the loss today. To think Danny Derps almost won them this game too and almost making me laugh at the Giants more that they're paying his dead money cap.
RAMS WIN
>>151066074what kind of secret services does she provide?
congrats on your win, jaxon. time for your reward
>>151066570This, but now I respect Josh Allen even more.
Strat >trade the obvious top 3 pick with a shit team this season >draft oline heavy>tank next season >trade Crosby for marvin harrison jr and a 2nd or 3rd>if the raiders pick or the traded for 1st round pick isnt #1, trade them both to get #1 >draft arch there, i just surrounded your rookie QB with elite RB, TE, WR and offensive line and resurrected the raiders in 2 years
YFW you realize da BVRRS have a good defense, a franchise quarterback and the most sought-after coaching prospect of the past decade+?
BEARS WINTFWDBWTSB
>>151066512This. I sure as fuck wouldn't want to be able to touch my teams stadium from my backyard either, that place is full of faggots and roodypoos every weekend. People that think this is cool think having highspeed rail everywhere is also based, so they can have jiggaboos and jeets shipped directly to them in mass quantities as quickly as possible. Just absolute goddamn retards.
>>151066371MUH BOY FRANK TARKENTON COULDA MADE THAT THROW IN HIS SLEEP
>>151066602>da BVRRS have a good defenseDid we watch the same game? Ashton Jeanty ran all over them.
>>151066074>secret>says it on the shirtShe's a disgusting bulbasaur, so ravens.
Are the Bears going to win da superb owl?
>>151066124insufferable tripfagging every game threadthats itthats why
>>151066570WHY did Lamar give up?
>>151066548Who
>>1510664682 first round picks and a starting guard or GTFO
>>151066292Eagles are the new chiefs. This was confirmed last week.
>>151066627What’s my face gonna look like if they do?
bills bros..?https://x.com/nfcnorthnewss/status/1972415044567851499?s=46
>>151066639This has been the case since 2022. They just know how to win games.
Who are the pharma ads for? Is it for your doctor watching football to say “oh Jessica has breast cancer I should recommend that to her” or are you expected to pitch a treatment to your doctor based on a commercial? If that’s the case what is the doctor for?
The Ravens have gone full North Korea, they muted the entirety of Harbaugh's post game presser and then deleted the video. The rest of it is live as a separate stream with chat disabled lmao
>>151066614He’s supposed to be The Next Great Running Back. He’s supposed to do that.
Bad move by this lady. Johnson was pissed
>>151066627>the funniest outcome is the most likelyYes
>>151066602>good defensei wish. our defense is dogshit.
>>151066648RFK is trying to get rid of them so Democrats are mad despite saying they've wanted to get rid of them for decades
Shedeur could have been playing right now Lamar's hurt but he chose the Browns lmao
jenny
>>151066602>franchise qbI'm telling you right now, Gayleb will shit the bed eventually. His bussy isn't tight enough to stop it. He's not power bottom material.
Ben Johnson was pissed. Why would she say thathttps://xcancel.com/ChaseDaniel/status/1972424577663074760
>>151066644Like my mom's pussy, like an IED went off next to your head. But the Bears win again. With a gay nigger qb.
Brock Purdy was a fun story but paying him like that was a fucking horrible idea.
KWABOTY
>>151066676no way i click ur gay link
>>151066645get this guy some help jfc
>>151066602>good defense LmaoAlso geno smINT literally gave them 3 turnovers inside raiders territory
>>151066673He''s getting better and more comfortable every week. This was the kind of game last year that he would have folded completely. Now, I don't expect them to make the playoffs because the back half of their schedule is brutal and their roster will simply be overmatched but he's far from the problem.
>>151066645That'd be so gross and embarrassing to have to deal with.
>>151066685And that’s a good thing. O-line is garbage.
>>151066671He got picked by the browns because his father is an unrepentant nigga with a big mouth that taught him to be a piece of shit just like him. He'll literally never have a starting job in the league, ever.
>>151066648For drug addicts and liberal minded faggots with factitious disorder.
Take away the two long TDs (one lucky, the other should have been called back for holding) and the Eagles defense held the Bucs to 227 total yards (123 passing). They also forced two turnovers and had two 4th down stops.In particular, Quinyon Mitchell and Cooper DeJean were exceptional.
>>151066693>no way i click ur gay link
>>151066676She was just trying to fill the awkwardness, she wasn't trying to be an asshole. She didn't mean it like that.
>>151066676what an asshole
>>151066704He was ass and played two terrible teams. Bears will be lucky to win 5 games even with a loaded offense otherwise.
So I’m a supposed to uh…play like a raven?
I was gonna say you can only post if your team is 4-0 but then I would have to talk to iggles fans. Yuck!
>>151066648Imagine the primal horror you would feel upon learning that your oncologist spends his free time watching this slop
>>151066725Do you actually watch the games or do you just habitually hate on Caleb because you want him to fail? At least try to sound more reasonable in your assessment.
>>151066704He's not terrible but he's just too big a bitch to be consistently successful in pressure situations, he'll collapse eventually. Like all bottom faggots do. If he was a powerbottom he might have a chance at greatness but he's just not powerbottom material.
>>151066468Still too much. You gotta pay me to take him.
Caleb Williams making everyone seethe for all eternity. Kneel.
Did Lameme really give up today?
What's wrong with the Eagles run game?
Has anyone else noticed those betting app ads that show a game being played between the Eagles and Bills...
>>151066770Yes
>>151066770Yeah and also he played like shit and also he's a nigger
Universal fact.
>>151052637based Pete. Shame he's a Vicuck fan but I won't hold it against him
A win’s a win, baby! Bear down!
>>151066648There are 2 scenariosWhen you are sick, doctors will give you options with treatment. If you subconsciously have heard of X drug beforehand, you are more likely to choose that path.There are also overbearing hypochondriacs who find milquetoast doctors or PAs who do whatever you yell at them, and prescribe shit you dont need.As long as its not an opiate, they will give it to you. Advertising works.
>>151066779Yeah that’s the script
>>151066704>ignore the game he lost to the literal 1st time QB in JJ McCarthy and the 31 point blowout loss to the Lions, look at how he beat up 2 bottom feeders!
>>151066741>sports are slopWhy are you even on this board, your trannies getting bbc'ed are over on /gif/ faggot.
>>151066775Too predictable. They're running out of the same formation every time and teams are stacking boxes. Plus, they haven't run much if any RPO/Option runs.
>straight QBs
>>151066719>take away the big plays the averages look way lowerReally unlocking the secrets of the universe there anon
>>151066714The report is that the Ravens called him before they put the card in and he said no
>>151066770Absolutely. "My hamstring feel funny" while not even in the tent or talking to a trainer is quitter mooncricket behavior.
>raiders ( · ͜͞ʖ·)
Are they going to be undefeated going into their bye?
>>151066676I want to see the whole interaction again.In the beginning, he immediately cuts her off, this is the end where he snaps at her. The whole thing was hilarious, the clueless sideline reporters ask stupid questions and get stupid useless answers. Not sure why they still do it, and why more coaches dont just bite their heads off.
>>151066789>doesn't state if black qb's are good or bad, just states that they exist>redditors go into a frenzy because their eyes lie to them
>>151066739The first two BVRRS games were adjusting-to-new-coach games, so the BVRRS are, spiritually, 4-0.
>>151066676based
>>151066836depends on which eagle offense shows up
The Eagles always deliver for this fan base and local media.
Imagine having a straight qb, if my team doesn't draft a gay nigger they aren't reading the room.
>>151066833>Raiders
Clowns Tits and Taints are all spiritual 0-17 teams right now
Did the micks came to the game cuz handegg looks like a potato?
>>151066827Correct. Because he's a retarded tarbaby whose father was a biglipped cottonpicker which doomed him to being a 3rd string backup for the worst team in the league. Defensive players are almost always dumber than fuck, it's not a surprise their kids would suck at a position that requires you to have a brain especially when their mom is a midget with no athletes in her family.
>>151066856And they're about to win the bye week. 5-0 feels good.
Told y'all this idiot would be trash.
>>151066676>>151066846https://xcancel.com/_MarcusD3_/status/1972423365081387114
Winning super bowls comes down to two things:>be gay>be niggerIt's literally that easy and brave.
guess the super bowl halftime artisthttps://x.com/NFL/status/1972448896585785693
>>151066836No
>Cam Bynum got torched by Tutu on that game winning drive and had to listen to the crowd roar as he scored the game winning touchdownfucking pottery
>>151066939And I keep telling you you fly boys make me laugh
>>151066939Is that English?
>>151066892There will be a legitimately great gay qb in our lifetimes but they'll either have to be a top or a powerbottom. Gayleb is too zesty, he doesn't have the discipline to systematically stretch his anus until he could give birth without tearing while keeping it tight enough to milk a load out of an asian micropenis. And he for goddamn sure is not a top. He'll do good for a while just like most fag bottoms are cute, but when you start actually fucking them hard they're going to break and then you can't fuck them again for a week and have to deal with them being cunty and catty. If he doesn't have the discipline to ride the knot on an xl nova he doesn't have the discipline to be a great qb.
>>151066947Ying Yang TwinsAyy, bitch, wait till you see my SHHHHHHH
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
>>151066947Uhh Fiona Apple.
>>151066985>There will be a legitimately great gay qb in our lifetimesYeah, he won the game in Dublin this morning
>>151066991Topkek.What a shit organization. Nobody even wants that shit franchise in their city.
>>151066939Honestly he's based for saying it and I respect him for it. That entire team is dogshit, if they had prime brady they wouldn't have won today.
>bucsfaggots actually thought their manlet, after talking all that shit this week, would beat my igglesWew
>>151066985Rogers and Aikman?
>>151066947I HOPE THEY GOT THE KING
>>151067013Facts
>>151066939No shit, hes a black qb
>>151066074Ravens
>>151066345
>>151066947
kissing Jenny
>>151066991>RaidersKWABOTM
>>151066947Ed Sheeran
D. Marino is the best QB of all time.
>>151067013Rodgers is bi, not gay. It's not fair to call him the first great gay qb. I'd argue that was Cam Newton who was definitely a powerbottom queen.
>>151066710their oline is great, lameme sucks
>>151067045The correct answer.
Once again, the Seahawks know exactly when to move on from a quarterback. I was hoping Geno would do well in Vegas, but he’s been a disaster and looks beyond cooked.
>>151067028Eagles are going undefeated this year. Might as well accept that the fix is in
>>151066074I’m guessing Houston
>>151066947Tay Zonday
Why can't soibert just win?
>>151066779>1 white QB (Hurts) and 1 black QB (Allen) leftkino
>>151067068>Rodgers is bi, not gay.He has shown literally 0 interest in women, all his ex's say hes gay as shit and did not enjoy having sex with them
>>151066939He has the worst coach in the league.
>>151066903>t. autist
>>151066947>RocNationAh fuck it's JayZ isn't it?
>>151067031Rodgers is bi, and Aikman is straight. My gaydar is undefeated.
>>151066947Some talentless nigger or other, I'm sure. In a just world, it would be Weird Al.
>>151067056Should have stayed at first base. Retarded to try to leg out a double there.
>>151066939Idk what that means.
>>151066939He's not bad, the Titans are just hopeless
>>151067127its nigger babble for>if im being honest, were not playing very well
>>151067124>Weird AlWould probably be the best halftime show ever.
My Eagles are 4-0 :D
>>151067093
>>151067072>their oline is greatNot without Stanley
>racefag is sperging outkwab
>>151066074Lmao that poverty light jesus get a surefire
>>151067154who the fuck is that
>>151067049Every single day, we grow closer to this.Who knew it was predicting the future to a T
>>151066371Every team visiting Vegas is an extra home game for them.
>>151067195Some queer from WWE
>>151067154who the fuck that is
>>151067154Would be cool, he's great
>>151067105Right. The guy that says controversial shit has exes that totally weren't paid to shit talk him or did it free of charge because they're vapid whores. I'd believe he has fucked a couple dudes or trannies, but he's firmly bi and definitely a top so by roman rules he's not gay. When I say we will see a great gay qb in our lifetimes I mean an openly gay powerbottom. Hard gay gachimuchi Ram Ranch gigafaggot gay.
>>151067154That's the fuckin Borat guy.
>>151067195big with the spics
>>151067193>t. autist
>>151067222>Right. The guy that says controversial shitThis was literally years before he became controversial
uh, is jerry okay?
Say my name, raiders
daaaaaaaaaabears
>>151067249hopefully not
>>151067249He literally has cancer my guy
>>151066719Zach Baun, Quinyon Mitchell, and Cooper DeJean were all ELITE today.
Remember when lamars mammy was oinking about heckin racisms is why her boi aint got paid yet well now we know why the ravens were trepidatious about paying that chimp
cam ward is 64/142 for 506 yds once his sacks are included
Ben "Adam Gase" Johnson
>>151066779Yin and Yang Superbowl would be kino.
>>151067249Hope he lives forever <3
>>151066602>good defenseuh..
>>151067274You are literally autistic
>>151067248Even still, Olivia Munn isn't a good judge of character and is a boring vapid whore. She's definitely a boring fuck and isn't the one I'd trust saying he's gay, and he's still topping, so by roman rules he isn't gay.
>>151067307Remember Olivia Munn????
>>151067279He's on a historically bad team
>>151066836Yes
>>151067333wasnt that the girl from g4
>>151067274Nah bro he's a top 3 qb in the league and definitely isn't an overpaid rb on a dogshit team in a town comprised of mostly murderous simians.
>>151066175Just imagine being flaunted as a potential champion and just losing to the Gnats, who is just starting a literal who as QB. It is over, chorgies.
James Cook has had a good year so far, glad he's on the team.
>>151067333Entirely not surprised she's resorted to thirst trapping. Wouldn't be surprised if she had an onlyfans or fansly either.
>>151067307>he hasn't seen olivia's leaksshe's a certified freak. rodgers is gay
>>151066798If you think that either of those games were on Caleb then you're incredibly biased and lying to yourself
>>151066939>keeping it a buckA buck is $1.00. Keeping it 100 means being completely honest. He wants to be 1% truthful in his statement.
>Lamar gets hurt>backup QB gets the ballThis could've been Primate Jr. if he had more than 50 points of IQ.
>>151067333Outside of AOTS, she has had no career. Also she ruined her body with plastic surgery
>>151067347Yes, and that's literally the only noteworthy thing she's ever done other than taking dick from A-aron.
Big head mode!
HOLY SHIT THE NFL ACTUALLY MADE A GOOD HALFTIME SHOW DECISION
>>151067393i remember having a crush on her like 20 years ago
>>151067374>It's *literally* the QB's JOB to get the ball down the field and score. What fucking sport do you think this is?
>>151067413Looks annoying. I'll be doing dishes during half time like I did last year duing kekick lameme's bullshit.
>>151067372Doing freak shit in bed doesn't make someone interesting retard. Especially not to someone with enough of a brain to be a great qb. Also doesn't matter because he's still topping.
based nick
>>151067385Holy kek, I didn't think about that. Shadman could've been playing in Arrowhead TODAY if he had the smallest amount of humility
>>151067393Did she steal his man?
>>151067413Who?
>>151067413>mystery meat mid rappers are "a good halftime show decision"Bait used to be believable
>>151067451>enough of a brainya, drinking peyote and having darkness retreats is the sign of a high IQ individual
>>151067464Congrats on beating a team full of backups I guess
>>151067413>no KPOPnot watching
>>151067372Post
>>151067477>cuckbongs calling anyone gayLol, lmao even. >>151067500Unironically yes.
>>151067413Only know one song with him doing vocals on it (whatever that Gorillaz track is called, it's really good), but I think I saw him wearing a Pikachu outfit one time, and I thought that was cute.I probably won't pay attention to the halftime show, but I hope he puts on a fun show for people.
>>151067464Literally no one thinks that guy is based
>>151067446I wish Kurt Cobain was still alive so that some Chad could waste him with a .38 snubnose like Lennon.Anyone watch any sports matches today?
>>151067491KUSS isn't the most popular artist in the world anymore, Grandpa
What did he mean by this?
>>151067464the only guy that is honest about lamar
My guy TLaw played well and my other guy JaXson also played well. And I passed my real analysis exam. Good is good.
>>151067272Hopefully they all get injured
>>151067490What if they trade Lamar to my Panthers so we can win the division haha wouldn't that be funny?
>>151067584We suck desu
>>151067491Shut up whitoid
>>151067584He, indeed, did not hold back.
>>151067490>RATEENS
>>151067584Joe Buck reference.
>>151067596Terrible team, cutest mascot.
>>151067413Literally who?>>151067584A leader that takes accountability for the team and admit they aren't as good as they could.
>>151067477The actual story is more hilarious >mom goes to the media and says rodgers had never had a GF in his life>rodgers lets a very gay looking male personal trainer move into his house>rodgers gets him a job with the packers>rodgers wins a ring, and hands it to him immediately>random guy guy runs a "gaydar" website and says "rodgers is 100% gay">internet runs with it>rodgers goes on record about how not gay he is>kicks personal trainer out of house>personal trainer writes scorned lover tweets about being used on twitter>rodgers within a few weeks is "dating destiny newton" and "candid" professional photos appear online>he is never seen with her again>story pops back up in 6 months, olivia munn fresh off a breakup starts dating him>munn eventually breaks it off saying he turns the lights off, and is extremely averse to seeing her naked and having sex, and says he's gaySo in a sense, she was the beard who did replace his man
The Cowboys are so bad lel
>>151067628Based taste
this little guy is deuce gruden, jon gruden's son, and is the strength and conditioning coach for the raiders say something nice about him
>>151067665No, I don't think I will
>>151067652I know that the owner is a furry but I can't prove it.
>>151067665I can tell his racism game is strong.
>>151067665>manlets>deserving of respectpick one
>>151067709Dick size is the most important thing.t. 178.47 cm manlet
>>151067709a person's value is not determined by their height
>>151067665Well at least they can use him as a replacement pylon when one gets knocked over.
>>151067647Remember when Michael Sam showed up for a second?There was a group of active, Gay NFL players who were all going to come out together at the same time in unity. This included a "superstar" which would rock the NFLThen at the last second the superstar backed out and it never happened.Then that week he started dating Danica Patrick
A lot of good week 5 games
>>151066723are you her manager?
>>151067413bah bounni?
>>151067771No, I just felt really bad for her.
any other Jest fans here? :(
>>151067665He'd make Gimli proud in battle.
it's never been more over until nowwho is my shit team picking #1, or are we going to trade that shit since the QB class is going to be such dogshit?
>>151067752kek
I didnt get a chance to watch the games today. Who are the nominees for the KWABOTW tomorrow?
>>151067665>look up his height>5'6
>>151067584he said they got buck broken today
>barely beating an injury-riddled 49ers team to get our first 3-1 start in nearly two decadesI don't think I'm gonna make it thru this one.
>>151067782BitchmadeThats how every coach should treat every inane sideliner reporter.
>>151067665cute lil guy
Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo are the future and now of the New York Football Giants. Dart and Skattebo carry the Giants to their first win of the year and first against the Chargers since 98 who also drafted the last Ole Miss QB in Eli. Dart won despite Nabers getting hurt like what happened to Odell vs Chargers in 2017 or Saquon in DJ's debut. I wish that Dexter Lawrence got in. I also wish that the Giants had beaten the Cowboys in Week 2 like they should've, but then Dart probably wouldn't have been starting and winning this game.
>>151067771>>151067782kek
>>151067832did she smell?
>>151067665I hear its pretty easy to be a Jockey
>>151067820>injury-riddled 49ers teamCope. TLaw played well.
>>151067795>who is my shit team picking #1Some bust kek
>>151063038
FACT: jalen is the best QB in the league
>>151067820We should be 4-0. Refs fucked us out of a nice undefeated start.
>>151067849just look at her, you can smell her through the screen.
>>151067581Popularity and revenue don't make someone a good artist either zoomzoom.
>>151067910He's very handsome. Ngl. He honestly reminds me of the fact I used to be handsome before I gained a bunch of weight and stopped taking care of my skin because I fucking hate my life.
Did you know that Aaron Rodgers secretly got married to a woman named Brittani a 3 months ago?Rodgers says she does not watch NFL, Pat McAfee show, she has no social media, and she does not want to be in the public spotlight. So there are no pictures of them together, nobody knows who she is, what her maiden name is, or anything.But he wears the wedding ring.
>>151067895That 2018 AFCCG still hurts.Damn you, Dee Ford.
>>151067910>protects the ball>scores>wins
>>151067927god, she's so sexy
Why can't NFL teams block on field goal attempts anymore?
>>151067927dart and skattebo eiffel towering this hoe
>>151067647He's a bi top. Even if he was exclusively gay, he's still a top, which means by Roman rules he's not gay. It's the last time I'm saying it.
>>151063078Age 24: loses to Brady at home in the AFCCGAge 26: loses to Brady in the super Bowl. Scores zero offensive touchdowns. Blown right the fuck outAge 27: loses at home again to Joe Burrow and the BengalsAge 29: blown out in the Super Bowl AGAIN but this time in even more humiliating fashion
>>151067943He must really really like Brittani if he married Brittani.
>>151067943Who cares
>>151067943>wedding ring.This reminds me of how confusing it is to me that people care so much about jewelry. Shiny rocks are not useful at all, at least for regular everyday people and they cost way too much fucking money. Why the fuck do people care about this shit?
Now that we know the Ravens are frauds, who has Allen beat? The Dolphins, Jets, and Saints?
>>151067981They are blocking, anon. They're blocking the shit out of them.
>>151067975I was gonna comment on her body but who the fuck am I to do that to a woman I don't even know?
>>151067943>she goes to a different school
ACL for Nabers
>>151067991Better than missing the playoffs and losing to Jake Plummer like Brady did in his 20s.
>>151067759There's been plenty of gay players over the years. There's never been a great qb that's legitimately gay (a bottom). Brady liked getting pegged by gisele but that's by definition sex between a man and a woman so it isn't gay.
>>151068001>Why the fuck do people care about this shit?Corporate marketing and greedy hoes.
>>151068013The Bills have a cupcake schedule
>>151067333where is that from?
>>151067983>It's the last time I'm saying it.Zoomers need to understand, no matter what arbitrary faggot rules they try to make, you fuck dudes you are gay.
>>151068033*ahem*>playing on turf
>>151068037Tom mouth kisses his son.
I genuinely think the Bengals are winning tomorrow night
>>151068074Seems reasonable.
>>151068023You're a faggot>>151068001It's an old and stupid tradition that was thought up by diamond companies to fleece people.
>>151068036He's got a point though. Losing to Brady in the postseason is way more embarrassing than losing to Jake Plummer, or losing to Eli Manning multiple times.
>tHe biLLs hAvE a CuPcAkE sChEdUlE!!Ignorance truly is bliss
>>151066267Hamstring injuries are the excuse of choice for bitchmade players. Remember Allen or Mahomes or Hurts or Herbert flaking out of a must-win game because of hamstrings? Me neither
I warned you guys not to sleep on the Chiefs. Mahomes finally got a WR1 caliber reciever in Worthy and threw for 4 TDs. And Worthy isn't half as good as Rice. This team will be spooky. Ravens had the #1 ranked defense heading into this game, they had 13 points in the 4th quarter.
>>151067910His apprentice
>>151067763I didn't watch the Chargers-Giants game, but I saw the score. Did the Chargers self-inflict harm? Because that's our only way to win
>>151067647I too, really like women.
>>151068110>Ravens had the #1 ranked defense heading into this gamesource?
>>151068127ebin poast! xD
>>151068110>Ravens had the #1 ranked defense heading into this game, they had 13 points in the 4th quarter.
>>151068110>Ravens had the #1 ranked defense heading into this gameBy what metric?
>>151067927Ugly jewess
>>151068056One of the few posts itt that isn't retarded or complete bullshit
>>151068110>Ravens had the #1 ranked defense heading into this gameBullshit, they have given up a ton of points. They have one of the worst defenses in the league.
>>151068134That was a typo. Meant to say they had the #1 ranked offense. Chiefs defense is on another level.
>>151068074with bo nix vs jake browning anything can happen
Why are there so many tmzfags in these threads these days? You post like women
>>151068056Topping is significantly less gay than bottoming and you're a retard if you think otherwise. I'm a powerbottom with dildos big enough to literally kill people and I'll admit that. >>151068065Yeah that shit is pretty cringe.
>>151068125Joe Alt is out
>>151068136This but unironically
>>151068125they lost their best tackles. the giants d-line was giving herbert hell.
>>151068143>>151068145>>151068159It was a typo, meant to say offense. In the context of my post i'm praising the Chiefs defense so you should have known it was a typo.
Don't forget to recycle >>151066016>>151066016>>151066016
>>151065930>>151065982Yes, Gayleb does kneel to blow anyone. Even his haters.
>>151068171>Yeah that shit is pretty cringe.I get, it, though. His son was really cute.
>>151067943What are you trying to tell us Aaron?
>>151068171They both get the rope
>>151068178>>151068201So you're saying there's a chance...
>>151067910hes getting mvp
>>151068203>you should have known I'm retardedFair.
The whole Brady vs Mahomes debate can be discussed ad nauseam but to me it boils down quite simply to the observations of the two most important numbers in aggregate:Rings: 7>3MVPs: 3>210 is significantly higher than 5. Even given a margin of +/-2 (if you want to account for team and other subjective factors) for both players, that still puts it at 8>7
>>151068036>Better than missing the playoffs and losing to Jake Plummer like Brady did in his 20s.>Losing to the age 50 year old guy who missed the playoffs and lost to Jake Plumber Not helping Mahomes' case here
>>151067807kek hes 5 3 max
>>151066152Lol Saleh would wreck that jew boy
>>151068248Mahomes will never come close to Brady's SB numbers. He'd have to, starting TODAY, have the career success of Joe Montana. Even winning a fourth ring is highly unlikely, but I'm excited to see him try.
>>151068013It's basically his afc at this point
>>151068312Kyle was the one who talked trash thoughbeit
>>151068036
>>151068359He has only beaten sub-300 teams, Bills are FRAUDs
>>151066267He was so hurt that no trainers were attending to him, he didn't go into the tent, or the locker room. Wow. What an injury.
>>151068203>I'm not stupid>I just confuse offense with defense sometimesoh well I that case I kneel to your highly informed opinion. Not shocking that a lifelong fan of five years or something is so versed in the nuances of the game
>>151068248it boils down quite simply to Brady heeming him twice in the playoffs. The reason Brady has 7 is because he stole 2 from Mahomes and Mahomes never got him back. That's not just going away no matter how many times Mahomes beats the Jimmy Garroppolos of the world
>>151067832you need a sociopath like that for X's and O's>>151068001it's supposed to be a social signal that the person is taken but cheaters dont care
>>151066602>good defense,The fucking Raiders put up 24 on you and it should have been 27. While they had 4 fucking turnovers because Geno is retarded.
>>151068228not so fast
>Ravens 1-3 (.250)>Jets 0-3 (.000)>Dolphins 0-3 (.000)>Saints 0-4 (.000)LEAGUE MVP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>151066301Most informed leftist
>>151066939Student athlete speaks
>>151067464Nick Wrong. Imagine caring what any non-athlete says about sports. Plus, he and Broussard are jealous anti-White racists.
>>151067585You don't know why? Lamar tweeted: Truzz TrumpWright hates White.
>>151067910>Breed of OneUm
>>151067975implants and an eating disorder don't do it for me