In here we discuss the gentleman game of golf as well as the finer matters of international politics (in a gentlemanly manner of course)
Rose should've been DQ'd yesterday after that unprofessional outburst he had over Bryson's caddie
Straka has sunk 80 feet of putts in the first 3 holes.
>>151053761why is that stupid bear using an iron on the putting green
Trump cursed them. It's by Bryson is playing so shit
>>151053821and his caddy has put down 80 chicken nuggets in the same timeframe
>>151053837It's Saint Andrews and he's on the wrong green
>>151053877HE'S A GROWING BOY OKAY!
So, Bryson is a dead match. Fitzpatrick is going to fuck him and his wife and then all of Saudi Arabia.Rose probably has PTSD from historical 1v1 losses; Young isn't a better player, but he is the favorite to win that match.Schauffele is putting the sword to Rahm.JT caught a lucky break and may get a morale boost, but Tommy is having the year of his life.Scheffler is probably mentally checked out, and so is Rory, so it's a matter of who can be bothered to care just a little bit more.Aberg should win against Cantlay.Spaun and Straka could go either way.Henley could beat Lowry, but will he? Not based on his performance this week.Griffin is going to win that match.Morikawa shouldn't even be here.
America sucks
>>151053837he forgot his PE-erm mid turn honey bars
it's all falling apart euro broswe got too cocky
>>151053904America is great, but our Ryder Cup team sucks
>>151053837He's just old school. The original St. Andrews rules stated that you had to tee up within 1 club length of the hole.
>>151053904true
>>151053929Americans are great. America sucks
>>151053761Any streams of the ryder cup lands?Our boy Rory is putting it to the yanks
>>151053900Cantlay is undefeated in singles afaik, i wouldn't write him off, but Europe only needs 2 points to win and already has one almost banked through DeShambles/FitzMorikawa and Hatton about to tee off and i feel like that's an easy win for Hatton. All in all the match is pretty much a foregone conclusion, it's all about how much face the US can save by scoring some points
>>151053904wow, based
>>151053983>Northern Irish>flag>our boyyikes
>>151053983strikeout.im/golfMake sure your adblock and anti-virus is up to date.
> DeShambles 4 down already through 6shoulda done a putting challenge instead of that instagram pitching challenge
>>151053900Damemebro truly is getting raped in the battle of turboautists
>>151054022>flag>Europe>our boyWhat's the problem?
Imagine if our best and most coordinated athletes like Aaron Judge and Shohei Ohtani played golf.
>GET IN THE HOLEis this american "comedy"?
>>151054022Northern Ireland and Ireland are in Europe
De sham poo is a bloody disgrace
>>151054067Ah yes, born and raised proud American, Shohei Ohtani,
>>151054032The funny thing about Bryson is that he is still a complete asshole, but acts "down to earth" by making youtube videos and high fiving spectators at events which is enough to gain a ton of new fans, and other golfers are too lazy/retarded to copy this to improve their image.
>>151054067who's the basketball player with all the 3 point throws, can't remember his name, but he's pretty damn good, believe he's at or around scratch
>>151051077>>151051081Looks like David is slaying Goliath
>>151054110>Pajeet doesn't understand a basic joke
>>151054119Steph Curry
>>151054156ye that's the guy
>>151054153>Burger lashes out one more time before behind shipped off to die for Israel
>>151054227kek
golf: goodamerica: badend of discussion
>>151054117He's such a little bitch I'm surprised he isn't making Fitz putt everything out
Has dechampagne been paid off?
can you vpn autists stop arguingthis is for golf shitposting
>dememebeau
>>151054122>5 up through 7if David came with a bazooka instead of a slingshot
I'm feeling a 7&6 for Fitzpatrick
FITZY 5 UPTREMENDOUSSSSSS
>>151053798>guns are badlol. why are Danes such pussies?
>>151054292No it's not. Read the OP
>LIV players getting exposedwhat a shocker
>>151054337shoulda baked thread without the /pol/ shitposting part
>>151054306That’s cute. Anyways how is that golden pager looking these days?
How are these singles matchups even chosen? Captains meet up and iron it out? Assign a slot and it's a surprise?
>>151054354as if that was gonna stop anyone. If you can't win join em. Speaking of can't win....
>>151054117dude hired Night Inc. to finesse his image and is still an unlikeable cuntastounding, really
What’s the record for someone losing in the lowest amount of holes for Singles Ryder cup games? Because I want DeShambles to take that.
>>151054396Heard of Google?
>>151054396>Assign a slot and it's a surprise?this
>>151054117>saves bryson webms>watches and studies himjust DM him to express your love you jealous gay boy
>>151054070they really are like that
>>151054117He tried to use YouTube to fix his image. It worked on zoomers but people who actually watch golf know better
>>151054481>SHUT THE FUCK UP>Put's it in tap-in distanceDangerously based
>>151054396fairly sure it's a captain's draft; donald puts a name out and bradley picks the opponent, then bradley puts a name out and donald picks their opponent, etc
>>151054474I don't hate him. I find it more interesting that other golfers don't do the same to earn more money and sponsors. The average fan will go apeshit over you simply high fiving them between holes, and intagram users will lose their minds and upboat you for it.
>>151054481What a bitch ass nigga. How he gon get triggered by freedom?
So why exactly is the American Empire falling apart so fast anyways?
>>151054485>people who actually watch golfok +16 handicapper and /r/golf enthusiast
Tiger next captain?
>>151054563no empire lasts forever
>>151054481>yuropoor loses his mind and lashes out after hearing the word "freedom"
>>151054481that's miga brain for you
>>151054481utter cringegood to see them getting battered in their own backyard
between Happy Gilmore 2 normalizing the dudebro bullshit and Full Swing normalizing keegan bradley, i think we can all agree that this whole debacle is entirely Netflix's fault
>>151054563King Ronald Trumpenstein I of MIGAland is not a well man.
>>151054568The only team play tiger is good at is threesomes when cheating on his wife
>me own fackin' son mentioned the word "freedom" and not living in nanny state where your every word was closely monitored by the government
>>151054635No I’m fully aware of it. I just think it’s odd how you all keep trying to ignore how the entire state of Minnesota got taken over by Somalia and now most of Michigan is turning Muslim.
>>151054691right.
so close
>Rory you're so handsomeKEK! Based Americans giving ironic positive heckles to circumvent the heckling rule.
>>151054793we're all going to hell in solidarity with you guys, shitskins will inherit a world of ashes
>>151054811That was a funny chirp.
>>151054793>importedIs that what you are all calling “enslaved” these days?
why cant europeans handle a bit of banter?
>>151054858>hitting a woman with a drink>banteryanks just dont understand the meaning of the word im telling you
>>151054851kek you really are a shitjeet, that's why you focus so much on the muslim thing.
Young about to be 2 up on Rose, feels like that will be the first red point, Griffin vs Højgaard also looks good for the US, pretty far from "Miracle at Bethpage" though
>>151054851You import property, ask your local customs office
>>151054858Nigger you don't go after a man's wife. I hope he gets charged with assault
imagine if americans cared about golf
>>151054858>throwing drinks at players wives and harassing them>shouting straight up fucked up shit>fist fighting on the 18th green>shouting in players backswingssome of these spectators should be banned for life, golf is supposed to be a fairly civilized sport, even if the Ryder Cup is a very "us vs them" event
>>151054906I'm sure DeShambles ends before that.
>>151054851I bet you use `main` instead of `master` in git, ya fuckin turd worlder
RAHM'D
>>151054894>woman gets a free drinkit was a joke
>>151055106bet that sounded like a good one in your septic head
>>151054022Rory is Irish
nice put by Bryson, walking away like an angry toddler takes a bit away from it
> Deshambles making a comebackTOO BAD NBC WONT SHOW IT
>>151055146Honestly at this point it is more entertaining how assblasted you guys are getting over this entire event.
>>151054858where is the video?
>>151055188>In one clip, filmed near the 17th green, a fan is heard shouting, “Somebody threw a drink at her!", though it’s unclear from the video whether Erica was actually hit.more than likely nothing happened
Can the New World (tm) ever recover from this brutal rape?
>>151055262based willo
>Hojgaard got a birdie back from GriffinLET'S GO YOUNGSTER
>>151055262Why are brits always so obsessed with BBC?
Good good?
giving away putts is really gay when there have been so many missed tap ins in golf's history
>>151055358This is the day where we don't make fun of the British (European). We can do that in other sports.
>>151055358where do you get your news from?
>>151054024Thanks bud
deChambeu losing again badlyhow in the hell is this youtuber amateur in Ryder Cup team trying to play against world class players?
>>151054858Big decision to throw a drink at a man's mrs in Ireland. The lawyer ridden hellscape of Migaland not so much.
>>151055545In American we have the freedom to throw drinks at women
rory getting in fights again
>points out guy BEHIND him does he have eyes on the back of his head?
>rory choking hard kekw
> rory scrambling
>>151055494Daily Wire
Alright, Rory's excuse is that people are shouting hate words like "freedom" at him, while Scottie has just played like absolute fucking garbage....because?
JT seems like he knows this might be his last invite...
>>151055494Got like 14 X accounts I view on Nitter that I check for any breaking news.
COME ON JT, SCORE SOME FACKIN PUTTS
Lads, the amount of blue on the board is becoming quite low
>ShankeroniSky please...
>>151055824Well, don't worry too much. Bryson is giving his round away so Europe just needs to not collectively choke.
ROSE CHOKING, YOUNG IS HIM
Are we winning boys?I can't watch right now
LMAO RORY
>free squeaky toy with a drinkJezus just give them vuvuzelas at this point.
>>151055934
Stop the red wave! AH!
ireland and the irish isles carrying the entire european continent on our backs ugh it's so tiresome lads, we cant keep doing this
>projected score going down
>this and the word "freedom" causes the average yuropoor to shid and piss his pants in rage
>>151055988You just had to open you mouth didn't you
>>151055988a bit early there eh mate?
umm this isn't supposed to happen
>>151056019>>151056029it was after mcilroy missed but i stand by what i said
DeChambeau getting fucked through 10 by bareback Fitzpatrick, 3 up.Scheffler now 1 up, Rory determined to give him the win, despite Scheffler playing like shit for this entire event.Things are actually looking good for Americans right now. America should still lose, but the margin should not be a blowout.
uh oh euro brosthis is a disaster
Lads, is Team Europe about to KWABOTY this?
Seeing a lot of red on the board, burgerbros
>>151055799KEEP SCORING THOSE FACKIN PUTTS JT
americans have turned on the magnets
>>151053761>the finer matters of international politicsYanks have a spaz president. They're also fat and shit at golf
I swear if Rose gets another free drop, shit is so rigged
The only ads I've seen these days are:>Corporate AI solutions>Telecom carriers>Gambling>Jewish bankingIs it always this bad in bongland?
>>151053761I like this thread. I also SMASH the golfball compared to most, and doing this results in a ton of lost balls even if they appear to be good shots because you can never see them down. I hit ProV1s or Bridgestones, and I always write red pills on them so when someone finds it, they can't just leave it sit because its too nice a ball
HOOOOOJGAAAARD
Man, Rose must have some serious PTSD from those singles losses.Rory vs Scottie is like watching 2 guys see who can play each hole worse.Griffin is now even through 7.Fitzpatrick has 0 chance of blowing this lead over Bryson.
>>151056188His LIV contract ends this year. I wonder how much he resigns for.
MAAAAACCYROOOOY
>Squeaks during your pre-shot routine
>>151056440>>151056492>NOOOOO POLICE HELP ME NOOOOOO
I'm drunk af so I'm just shitposting from now on
>>151056225Absolutely no chance, it’s in the bag and has been since day 1
Obligatory Snead post.A death upon all these barstool millennials.
>yuropoors are now upset over players celebrating their shotsgod dammit you guys are pussies
sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
FIIIIIIITZZZZZY
>Rose cheating againwhat a massive faggot
sneed
ROOOOOZZZZZZZZ
>>151056333YUP RIGGED
ROSE HOLY SHIT!
I thought his walk-in was the biggest mogging, but the T-1000 proved otherwise.
americans doing better in the singles, which i think everyone predicted, but still not enough to win it after the foursomeswould be cool tho if they managed to make it close
RAAAAAHBIIIIE
>Rose hits into shit>UHH ACKSHULLY THIS IS UNFAIR POSITIONING THEREFORE I SHOULD GET RELIEF>repeat every time you hit a bad shotwhatever happened that whole "play it where it lies" thing
>DeShamblesLiterally the only guy not even attempting a comeback
This is going to come down to Bryson losing.
>consneeding
>>151056820preferred lies was a BIG MISTAKE lemme tell ya FOLKS
Why do people hate Bryson? Because he lifts weights?
>>151056820>In golf, an immovable obstruction is a permanent, artificial object on the course that cannot be moved without unreasonable effort or causing damage to the object or the course, such as a building or a sprinkler head. If an immovable obstruction interferes with a player's ball, stance, or swing, the player is typically entitled to take free relief by dropping their ball within one club-length from the nearest point of complete relief, provided the obstruction isn't in a penalty area or on the putting green. Rules are rules mate
>>151056906/sp/ is a brooks board
>bradley STILL seething to the jannyUh oh melty!
>>151056999>this is the face of a 33 year old yuropoorgrim
they had some lads on the sports radio here earlier today from where lowry is from talking about he was "supporting" rory and coz he'd have played gaa would be better insulated from fan abuse and how he was "really" responsible for rory's good performance lads could hardly string a coherent sentence together
>>151057026Don't mock him. He's suffering from something called "disease of Hull", More hair on your chin than on your skull
YOUNG IS HIM
JT absolutely shook
lads... the burgers are doing better than i thought here, they're not going to do it are they?
>>151057225Mate, DeShambles is bought of and giving us 1 point. No worries
>>151057225Losing because DeManBlow
Xander is trying to put Rahm in a black bag.Spaun is sticking it to Straka.Aberg is using Cantlay as a footstool.JT is on the verge of having a nervous breakdown.Fleetwood is ready to get the fuck out of America.Rose sacrificed a small child to make the comeback he is making.Keegan is trying to get audience members to give him their beers.Rory's wife's husband just called Rory a handsome boy.Scheffler is saying a prayer to JC.Bryson just killed a bear and his presently eating it raw on the 12th fairway.Fitzpatrick is actually playing golf.
>>151057225They're doing well, but not well enough unless all the yuros bottle the last few holes
Immovable object rule is going to make Muricans seeth again
>>151057225DeCantputtBro helping y'all out here
Breakdown at bethpage
>>151057449apparently Keegan has already complained about the "envelope rule" that force a tie between English and Hovland, a rule that is fucking ancient and has been used before by both sides
Get in my hole!
the maga hats are making me ill
>>151057541good you chud. politics are for fags
Rahm falling apart today
>>151057541>magayou can't help but go a day without using a term coined by us. our brands and culture is a virus embedded in your thick skull.
>>151057685
Blow up at bethpage
>>151057709it's not that deep bro. the hat is just very red.maybe take your medicine
total barstooler death.
Rory's cooked
>>151057541Why are you so obsessed with America?
Butt hurt at bethpage
>most dominant since tiger woodsget fucked
>>151057874because we are playing america. jeez you americans are truly butthurt. makes it even sweeter beating you away
>>151057800>politicizing a primary color is considered deepgotcha.
>>151057910lmao you're losing your mind over red hats. you better not look at your own country's flag, the color of it will make you have another meltdown.
Holy shit euros are blowing it
>>151057874>US vs EU game>Why is everyone obsessed about US?
Patrick Cantlay is 100% the name of a British person
Young does the pause like thag YouTuber
guess I hurt some miga chuds feellings itt. sorry buds, didn't know you'd be taking it this hard
AHHHHHHHHHH THIS TOWER REMINDS ME OF THAT ONE GUY NOOOOOOOOOO
>>151057944just leave him behe's clearly retarded
We are seeing a historic choke here by EU
STOP THE COUNT! WE HAVE A COUPLE MORE INJURED PLAYERS GET THE ENVELOPES OUT
Shittest Ryder cup in years desu
HOLY SHOT JJ
>>151058010Sudden urge to play Medieval Total War
Seems like a weird rule that the match gets halved in an injuryIf you're soft you should lose the point
>>151058076Rules are rules saar
r o s e
Eurosissies.... I'm not feeling so good
golf is not a team sport, this last day shows who truly are the best and who won the ryder cup
ROSEROSEROSE
Sorry we have 11 more injuries give us the 5.5 points thanks
What is pro golfers practiced their putting?
Fellow gringos we are coming apart at the seams
>>151058076Nah. Gentlemen's game innit. Probably should have substitutes for that situation though,
Holy fuck the euros are actually gonna lose this
>>151058076It really should be that one of the captains takes your place. Being rewarded for quitting on your team is weird
if dechambro didnt throw the front 9, he would have already clinched the point
>Wins you half a point by doing absolutely nothingNothing personnel
If Europe loses then Putin just needs to nuke all of us. We deserve it.
>already advertising Ryder cup 2029
>>151058266They're not going to lose; ties result in half-point for each team. Europe just needs to not throw the match. The onus is on America to score, and the American team is rapidly running out of holes to do that on.
>>151058266Thomas has fucked it, Fitz just needs to hold on for a half. Then Europe just need one more. It's Ogre
Why doesn't Cam simply cry that his lie isn't good enough and get a Rose drop?
>>151058324More like >wins half by being physically soft and weak Luke Donald should've just kneecapped Straka, Lowry, and the two LIV guys
euroCHADS we eatin'!
>>151058266It's chemically impossible for Europe to lose.
is betting on usa to win good idea rn?
>BUNKEEER BUNKEEEERLive golf seems insufferable
RAHMBO THROWING
>>151058423This Cam should deliberately blade his shots into the bunker edges from now on
the only thing europe has lost is the chance to shit on the US, they've put up a respectable resistance today
>>151058456If there were 5+ reds right now, it's not the worst idea. But there aren't. Young probably ties with Rose. That alone is going to be enough morale to give Europe several more ties.
>>151058353They already have the lead, why don't they just STOP THE COUNT by saying cough cough I have covid and making them all ties Hovland-style
RORY
ROOOOOOOREEEEEEEE
NEVER IN DOUBT
r o r y
>celebrating tying the hole while still losing yuros have lost the plot
Peak salty burger posting
>>151058571More holes to play nigger
>>151058571That was advantage USA on that one though. Rolling that putt in when Scottie had a tap in was big
>>151058583How unbecoming.
Americans are fat
>>151058656and stupid
i see european superiority has once again been reaffirmed
>rabbie burns
Does sky always have this many ads for golf? Imagine paying so much money to still get a shit ton of ads lmao Acting like this is too close to call when they're up in one more match is pathetic too
If Americans double up wins in the singles they should win the tournamentSingles is the true test of who is a better golfer not that Mickey Mouse minigame shit
Ayo whut?
>>151058725yea i was thinking that myself its like watching the nfl
>>151058656>>151058701
>>151058726I agree.
i really dont like rory
Uh oh lads, I'm starting to think that the US are going to win more points than Tommy
>>151058841I don't like Rose. I thought he was alright but he's turned out to be a sneaky little fuck.
Eat shit, flower boy
good putt
UH OH EUROSISTERS
ru-ro
Guys, I'm starting to feel sick here
YOUNG IS HIMUSA USA USA USA
>>151058967he's played well the entire tournament, great debut for him
Fairytales can come true, it can happen to youWhen you're Young at heart
"Meh" - Me, 2025
>>151059000it helps that it's his home course
JT finna look like a worm
it's unironically over
>americans wildly celebrating a consolation point
CAN WE STOP FUKING CHONING PLEASEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>151059071>getting doubled on on singles day Sad that euros need the minigames to win the ryder cup
inb4 it goes comes all the way down to Burns and MacIntyre, the most boring matchup of the day
>>151059147this. if it was singles every day yuropoors would be swept.
bet on america right now its free money
o-oh Chokepatrick
Holy shit they are actually choking
this cannot be happening bros
Everyone knows Cantlay is pay-for-performance. Someone in the crowd needs to throw a wad of cash at him
Save us Tommy...
Trump should deport Bryson after this
Bryson leaving it short. That's my guy.If JT gets one up on Tommy, America may actually win.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
useless english cunts ruining it for us
CHOKEPATRICKAHAHAHAHAA
WE NEEED SOME MORE INJUREIS
Oh no no no
>my kek when yuros choke every match on 18
ITS HAPPENING
it's happening isn't it? TOTAL EU COLLAPSE
OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>Fitzpatrick blows a 4-point leadOh my goodness...
Activate ze magnets.
>>151059336more injuries would just be forfeits, envelope rule is only for 1 player on each team, except during covid when it was 2
>>151059332Your guys is losing to a literal who lol
>>1510593885 mate, tragic
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>151059388
Scheffler actively throwing
>>151059406youre not even in the competition lol
Eurofriends can you guys fucking play better?
Rose, Fleetwood and Fitzpatrick are the new Rashford, Sancho and Saka
>>151059394jej
lmao its inevitable
Holy choke job. This is worst than even Medinah.
HOLY JT CLUTCH LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151059394DON'T!!
DEPLOY THE ENVELOPES
lmao if shitpatrick loses this one too every single yurpoor ITT needs to apologize
H A P P E N I N GAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING>IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING>IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING>IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING>IT'S HAPPENING
Als America dit wint zal ik eeuwige trouw zweren aan Israel
At least they're making it close
usa team is on peds
Is Cantlay literally the only one who is predicted to lose?
>>151056225Lads? Lads?? LADS???
>>151059518I DIDNT EXPECT TO WATCH TODAY BUT HERE I AM.USA USA USA USA
Did Team USA remember how to play golf or is Team EU just throwing it away, I can’t tell.
The choke is real
>>151059535yep
>>151059510
wtf is happeningI was only meming a yuro choke earlier... I didn't think it would actually happen
America had to pull out the magnetic balls, sad!
i dont know anything about golf is ryder cup very prestigious, like world cup kinda prestige, or is it more a fun exhibition thing
>>151059552Both
doesnt matter europe will still easily winjust taking it handy
>>151059588world cup of golf basically
>>151059588It started off as kind of a fun exhibition but over the years it became deadly serious.
Rory is back in contention
Tommy NOOOOOO
>>151059552Singles is the true testThey need to do a singles session on the first day as well its far better and more interesting. Don't need every player but like 6 or 7 singles matches as the second session on Friday would be much better
>>151059588exhibition, unless your winning
>>151059588its an exhibition thing, just banter and fun.
>>151059588It's very serious
>>151059588Fun exhibition, but it has a lot of history and unlike anything else in golf
>>151059588It's fun shitposting for a week then no one cares.
why do they shake hands before the ball is actually in the hole? what if he misses?
RAHMBO NOOOOOOOOOO
>europe's march to victory
>Xander /RahmI think the end-of-match handshakes is the first I've seen of them today
>Rahm walked off on 15 lollmao even
>>151059664it looks cool
Uh oh, this is like the 2024 election night all over again
>>151059696cringe, imagine the pressure of choking a supposed easy putt
so is there a chance the 1/2 point the euros gave themselves by forfeiting today could make the difference? how big of a scandal would that be if europe wins by 1/2 a point?
Fitz is having suicidal thoughts.
Uh ok I was only memeing about the euro choke
Rahm conceded. Schauffele buried him, my god. Scheffler is finally playing to win.If Bryson beats Fitz, it's probably over for Europe. Like, that's just devastating.
>>151059683More like pride parade to victory.
>it's gonna come down to Højgaard, Hatton and MacIntyrejesus fucking christ
I'm getting nervous bros...
The Euros about to feel the wrath of the BDCBCBigDeChamBeauCock
>>151059683https://www.espn.com/golf/rydercup12/story/_/id/8434982/ryder-cup-all-locked-us
at least we can be proud of how we played today. made it interesting no matter what happens.
>yfw Yurop wins without even playing
DEMANBLOW YOU HOMO I WILL SUB TO YOUR GAY YOUTUBE IF YOU DON'T BLOW THIS
>>151059726They'd probably change the ruleIts stupid that its a halve anyways. Don't be a soft pussy
the jap will cost usa the win.
kek they just updated it
RORY AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>151059779nah you were always losingembarrassing from the sole worlds superpower with the better golfers :/
Replace the foursomes on Friday with 6 singles matchesFar better than alt shot memery
>>151059786yep. had no business being on this team. theres still some work to do to completely get rid of DEI
ROOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY
Rory's nightmare
>HackIlroy
Activate the magnets NOW
It’s over, we’ve won yet again
>kwabilroyHoly fuck you choking bunch of cunts
Roryyyyyyy how could yeeeeeYur te pride of Ireland.
>>151059846id rather see like the youtube golfers often do- where everyone on the team hits then you play the best ball. i dont remember what thats called. scramble maybe? that would be really fun to see pros do it.
>DEIchambeau
Why is this Mcilroy guy so highly rated I don't know anything about golf but he's bad
The LIVbabby choked in the end and ruined the chance for the PGAbros.
This would be tied if Hovland got an L like he should have for "muh neck" nonsense.
cuntlay
>>151059939every once in a while he gets lucky and has a GOATed match like at the masters. but overall hes sub-par
>>151059939He was really good for a few years when he was younger and then did fuckall but since Tiger isn't around anymore PGA is desperate for a veteran player to advertise, so they use him.
>>151059923It's called Best Ball.
anglo euros cant stand the pressure, only nord-ducks bring the points here
>>151059969he did his best to give that masters away
>>151059980No best ball is the 4-ball where each player plays his own ball the entire holeScramble is where everyone hits then you play from the one you choose
>>151059939He got a Snead Jacket the other season, he’s alright.
>>151059910He is playing like utter shit, unbelievable.
>>151059945Hovland would play if he felt he could, he loves the Ryder Cup, he'd rather risk losing a whole point than getting a half and not playing
>Åberg has an American accent>Rham has an American accent>Hovland has an American accent
cruel of the eurogods to give them some cope :/ah well better luck next time burgerfatmartsharters
>>151059980It’s called scramble you mong
We just need 1 single point
Who is the burger shouting "fore right" in every single shot on 18? Learn how to hold your drink, mutts jfc
score board is gonna read 11,5 / 13,5 real soon
How do you even get injured in golf? 80 year olds play this "sport".
Half point wins it
>>151060055We only need half a point to retain desu. But I'm so nervous.
>>151060055And it doesn't look good lol
half a point to retain after the lead Europe had is gonna feel like a loss
UH OH
this is bradleys fault that its even close, the us golfers as a whole are so much more talented. The pairings were horrific, the captain needs to be someone retired who is afraid to rattle people.
This would be a lot closer without the yuro’s cowardly injury point
Hatton choking hard. Were it literally any other event, this guy has Morikawa's number any day of the week.
>>151060137ThisIf you guys had a real captain this would've been a USA victory by a mile
>>151060164that's certainly gonna be the americucks excuse when you eventually lose, complaining about an ancient rule that is to the benefit of both teams in case of an injury
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
The turf around that 18th hole is a messShake hands off the green you animals
>be a yurochoke>wake up watching your bbc>choke
anyone baking new thread?
>>151060137usa has probably 10 times amateur golfers than europe, yet they somehow lose ryder cup every time
EU still projected to win, the question is, which American is going to choke?
>>151060234Hovland would've lost he's too shit around the greens for match play
>>151060278>425 posts>NEW THREAD?
>>151060290i still feel Hatton is gonna get one over on Morikawa
>>151060164>trying to move the goalposts so it's not a "real" win unless EU team gets 15, let alone 14.5, let alone 14
I want USA to win just to see Trump's reaction to it. I love that guy.
>>151060305maybe, but he would rather play and lose than have to sit out
it's slipping ameribros
RAAAAAAHHBIIIIE
>>151060234>guy physically unable to play gets a half point out of pity, while guy who would stomp his broken body loses half>benefits both sidesThey have 5 captains that I'm pretty sure know how to play this golf thing. Rule should just be one of them comes in like those weird emergency goalie situations
>>151060290Hatton is better than Morikawa - if he doesn't win that, it's an upset.Burns might actually choke though.
YU RO PAYU RO PAYU RO PA
The choke is off. Better luck next time.
>>151060032We're all americans bro.
>>151060164Healthy hovland would have steamrolled any american
>>151060391you think Harris English would win his match? he's been one of the worst players in the entire tournament
>Scottie cryingWhat the fuck
>>151060032>nooo youre not allowed to train away your esl accent
haha all the americans cry in the interviews. why are they such crybabies
Why show the fucking interviews when every match could decide it now
>>151060451if the match didnt involve chipping and putting perhaps
pretty kino that it seems to be coming down to the wire
>>151060463Why would you want to have a generic American accent though. At least make it a fun one like a New York or Boston one or some shit
>>151060537it's not like we pick our accent, just most media on tv is generic american so that's usually what we end up with
> its all coming down to the collective bums on both teams
>>151060482Hey man don’t be too hard on them, if they lose Trump is going to have them charged with treason and executed.
what's trump's accent?
>>151060591Hatton isn't a bum, he's an anchor
The chinaman will blow it for us
>>151060335>in honor of this great American victory we are sending another 200 billion tax dollars to Israel
Rookie making it look EASY
>>151060591Hatton is actually good though.
surely europe gets at least a half more point r..right?
This would be 18-1 and of golf if we actually manage to do it. For Euros think of AC Milan losing to Liverpool in the CL final.
>>151060588Then try harder Jesper
>>151060599Pretty standard new yorker just not the comical exaggerated tv version
reminder rory is british which is why he lost
>>151060453Against a guy who can't move his neck or an emergency sub who's past his prime? Certainly more than a 50% chance
>USA USA USA>SUCK IT EUROPE
It's actually going to happen isn't it...
Holy fuck, how will Europe ever recover from a HISTORIC AMERICAN COMEBACK?
Ok now I'm bed wetting
europe will win by the barest margin.
I have full faith in macintyre.
MACINTYRE HAS TWISTED HIS ANKLE TO TRIGGER THE ENVELOPE RULE
dumpf cursed this team, europe will win
/eug/ bros...
>>151060723By beating the yanks comfortably in Yurop as per
MacIntyre is playing with fire - he's gonna get burned.
>>151060736won by a fr*cking furlong you crossdressing french cunt
>>151060736the crying about the envelope rule would be insane if so, almost hope it happens
if this chinaman loses it to europe, magatards will go crazy :)
>>151060794>crossdressingbritish islands(includes you) thing
Moronkaka is going to ruin it bros
Come on Shane. Retain this and then batter the crowd
>>151060825what the fuck are you even trying to say you bald impotent homunculus handicap
>>151059980>It's called Best Ball.I hate idiots like you, its a scramble you bulbhead
any of you guys any good at golf? im fucking terrible
>>151060871kwab
It’s over.
Euro pa pa Euro pa pa
NOT LIKE THIS
nice choke henley, you jackass
c'est finiAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
what a daywhy I love this shit
based and henley-pilled
>>151060890No but I crush my friends who are also bad at golf
Morikawa got robbed. Nature is cruel. That was a beauty putt.
QUICK APPLY 200% TARIFFS TO THE GOLF BALL
IT'S NOT OVER
Europe is trying to kill spectators now. God, they really are seething.
I know the Ryder Cup was originally the British vs Americans, but it's getting a bit unfair now. Why don't the British players join team USA to kind of balance it out? Then we don't have to play with the smelly continentals any more
yo wtf I turned this shit off a few hours ago cuz it looked over. bryson came back to tie and we still have a chance? what in the hell
>>151060891kwab to germany and the uk and ireland in ww1 and ww2 lmaocheese eating surrender monkey
OH SHIT
Lowry with half a point here would make sure Europe retains it, this bunker shot is insanely important by Henley
WHAT A SHOT!
>>151060949The deal, has changed.
Imagine if Bryson didn't choke on the front 9? It'd all come down to Burns and MacIntyre.
>>151061025You've missed a great day of golf from your boys.Has been amazing
>>151061019we should just remove the europeans and give you the Australians
THE BALLS ON RUSSY
>>151061044Henley CLUTCHING IT
The 18th hole will give Europe nightmares , jesus
>>151061067yeah that was sick
so who chokes the half point
>>151061038you're a loser of history, why do you even talk?
>>151061019golf not that popular sport in europe as in usamostly in uk, and few retirees play golf in spain. that's about it.
who's putting first? Lowry's blocking Henley's line
>>151061060We should team up as surface dwellers to compete against the mole people. (They’re shockingly good at golf.)
>>151061081what a kwabbitch lamo
>yuropoors have devolved into fighting each other again
>>151061131you first.
Anyone have a stream? I'm stuck at an airport and I wanna watch.
OH FUCK OFF
It’s actually over this time.
feminine beared genetics on henleymust be the microplastics in american food
Lowry for the win
>leaving it shorthit it you pussy
>leaving it short to ruin it for your entire nationHENLEY YOU JACKASS
LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY
OH NONONONONONONONONO
>>151061198to retain the cup, as defending champions, an outright win is 14.5 points, but ye
undeserved, winning because of soiboi teams sucks
SHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYNNNEEEEE
lowry only one who is not chokingmcirloy choker master etc
WHAT WAS THAT AMERICLAPS????
LUCK OF THE IRISH
Who doubted, not me
never doubteddid you start to believe yanks?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAget baited you fat FUCKS
KNEEL
LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY LOWRY
SHANE FUCKING LOWRY
ireland winning the ryder cup yet againthis french gay (oxymoron) seething no french losers on the team lamo:)))))))))))
Congrats poors
Ezpz, eat shit and burgers yanko wankers>inb4 envelope
can't believe i stayed up until 5am for that faggot to leave the putt short
That's a wrap!
ez
didn't rose cheat?RECOUNT
american fans about to Jan6 the field
BASEDMERIKKKRACKERS LOSE
Doesn't count because the .5 points that yurop didn't earn with Viktor quitting
LOWRY what a fucking legend
FUARRRKKKKKK
my ass was tight there for a sec
Today I feel Irish
Imagine not winning your home Ryder Cup
Ireland > Burgerland
never in doubt ladsnot for one second
E-U-R, E-U-R, E-U-R!Feels good being a sophisticated European aristocrat, instead of an American hillbilly.
Well we gave em a good fight at the end.Cheers bros.
>>151061267irish needs others to win.KEKWAB
Fucking Lowrie lmao finally
that was an entertaining day
WE DID IT!
Trump about to sign an executive order removing the envelope rule
YU RO PA YU RO PA YU RO PA YU RO PA
CHAMPIONES CHAMPIONES OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ
>>151061314INDEED
NEVER IN DOUBTBIGBADSHANE
>>151061314Damn right
I agree with all of these
hovland did well to get half point we needed
Cool now I can go back to watching a real sport, American football…. Suck my American dick Europeons
>They thought they had a chance
do the rest just stop now?
Tomorrow I will eat a plate of potatoes.
IN YOUR HEAD, IN YOUR HEEEEADLOWRY, LOWRY, LOWRY-Y-Y
I think the Irish could beat the US team on their own.
What part of Europe are you from lads? I'm from the part that SMASHES YANKS IN THEIR BACK YARD.
SHARTMARTERS HAVE GOTTEN REAL QUIET HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>yuropoor crying KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB
>>151061377wtf you goofy bastard
Take note kids, the moral of the story is just give up on your dreams and archaic nonsensical rules will hand you the world
>>151061365no, they risk injuring for fun
>>151061355There seems to be a part missing, it says “if lost please return foreskin to Israel”
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FARBUT IN THE ENDIT DOESNT EVEN MATTER
>>151061386nah McIlroy is so inconsistent, he's either a flaming fireball or a fart in the wind, today he was the latter
SHART IN MART
We are all European today
>america losing to a fat tub of lardKINO
Scandis should be made to watch Father Ted so they can sound like Lowry instead
>>151061398Show up on Day 1 and 2 and maybe this wouldn't happen
THEY ACTUALLY BELIEVED IN THE COME BACK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I hope it ends 14-14 and the Hovland halve is controversial
>>151061398O SAY CAN YOU SHART
>>151061316nah we just won it, what are you even trying to say you fucking spastic, we just won it, look at your tv, retard
Yuros barely won after talking shit like they were going to clearsingles is the real tournament and you lost
singles should have a 2 coefficient
>>151061368they are very protective of those, be careful
HUGE asterisk "win" for the yurotards
>>151061443Yeah? Who's walking away with the trophy?
>>151061350Typical americans turning on their own. You're barely a nation and now you're half mexican.
Big credit to Adberg aswell getting the full point
>>151061452Singles should be played on Friday as well
>>151061237Be Åberg om ursäkt.
Shout out to all the Americans in Irish bars in Dublin right now crying into their pints
>>151061472Yeah I cursed that guy for two days straight and it finally paid off.
Please someone get a half point so they can't complain about the envelope
Europe up 9-3 this century. This is the decline of the American empire.
Love how Yanks always move the goalposts>But the rules we agreed to before the tournament are unfair and this favourable part of the tournament for us is the real quiz
If burns and morkawa clutch then this will be a fraudulent envolope win.
officially the worst day in September in New York history for the Americans.
All jokes aside, 14-14 would be an embarrassing way to win. Fair play to our rotund friends over the pond
Imagine if every American didnt play like complete shit yesterday
get ratio'd amerifats
>>151061521too soon man
>>151061466After winning one (1) singles match
CAMPEONESCAMPEONESOE OE OEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>151061519Now it's>b-buh we won in singles and that matters moreAs if they didnt get gaped the other days
See you all at Adare manor
reminder, Scottie lost 2 points at the start>but rory bad
>>151061513Ehh it’s good to let your vassals feel like they’re important sometimes
>>151061545Oh do you get a trophy for winning the Sunday singles? I thought this was a 3 day event?
>>151061510naw fuck that, let them seethe
A thing of beauty boys
>>151061545bitter burger
>>151061569Because Rory lost the match, Ranjeesh.
Enjoy your asterisk trophy, at least our guys got paid
>>151061443Amerifats dont work well with others
>>151061527yeah the americucks deserve credit for excellent play today, and i hate to say it, but especially DeShambles for coming back from 5 under to tie it
This is the average yuro calling americans fat
>>151061545>we won 1 day of a 3 day event after getting gaped the other two days
English would have bean Hovland.
Lmao fuck AmericansFat stupid cunts
>>151061620that's nothing to be proud of, so i understand why you're proud of it
it's like the amerifats are not even trying
>>151061620>yuropoors are the literal jannies of golf
So Åberg was the only Euro who won his match today?
>>151061620Imagine being a millionaire but still asking for pocket change to represent your country.
>>151061620If Burgers wanted the trophy so badly they should have won the tournament
>>151061660yeah until Hatton wins his
America might have actually completed the comeback if based BIDEN were still the incumbent president.
>>151061620holy cope HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yurocucks really clinging to moral victories after getting blown out on the final day
about time all europeans living in the USA were rounded up by ICE
Rugged American individualism shines again. Europe must rely on commie collectivist energy.
>>151061531Imagine if every euro didn't play like complete shit today
>>151061620None of that money or any of the Liv cup blood money will wipe away the tears or the void in their hearts Hun
>>151061660Yeah, of all people kek.
>>151061510Regardless now that it's front and center they'll probably realize how fucking stupid it is and change it for future things. Captain replacement or some 1 hole playoff meme or some shit
>>151061681When I see the European team holding up the cup later, I'll cling to the real victory as well.
AIIIEEEE AT LEAST OUR LOSERS GOT PAID
>>151061704You should keep you shitstained, jeet hands off the trophy
>>151061545>sure we got blown the fuck out in the first 3 quarters of the hand egg match but we won the last quarter by a point so we deserve the fategg trophy
got to admit lads when the white man marches on its a good day
>>151061620>our guys got paid to lose>your guys played solely for pride and desire to win >and actually won>loooooser
>tiebreaker is just "I don't want to move the trophy so let's just leave it where it is"what century is this
>>151061728I could keep them off, but I do know who will be keeping their hands off the trophy. The yank team.Hope you enjoy the champagne ceremony lad
>>151061620literal jannies KEK
>>151061728Is this just the one American gigacoping or multiple different copes from different amerisharts?
>they're all rich as fuck>implying a paltry payday matters over glory and history
>>151061681yuropoor sports love these you lose but you win because of something that happened in the past
>>151061666commie.
the running of the yanks is a bit late this year
All these American tears Trump you lost again
>all those Americans leaving
UH, WHERE'S THE FIRE?
Bye bye Amerisharts
The yanks are going home haha sore losers
>>151061780If not for that payday Cantlay would've gotten btfo 10&8
>>151061817>>151061823KEEEEK
If america is so good, why did they get their assholes blown out the rest of the weekend?
USA still dominates the tournaments that actually matter>inb4 seething yuroflags congrats on your TIE today
>>151061794>but I need more money !You should apply for a green card faggot.
>limp into victory>”haha take THAT”absolute state of yuropoors
Well, to be honest, Europe is just better at golf its 16 to 9 Cups since 1979 and 4 out of the last 5 so good tournament sorry for all the retards saying dishonorable shit, I mean truthfully.I am just proud of our boys that we made it so close through the worst four round ever.
The Masters is the best run tournament in the world. Why? IMO it's because they have a system in place, created years ago, and handed from chairman to chairman, that prevents them from making the same mistake twice. You consistently know what you're going to get...just a little better each year. Europe has this with their Ryder Cup Committee. The US tries to reinvent the wheel every 2 years because of a lack of continuity and no dedicated committee or system. To me, this feels like a tipping point for the Ryder Cup, both from a competitive standpoint and a fan conduct standpoint. Try behaving like we've seen this Ryder Cup week at The Masters and see what that gets you! Finally, if The Masters ran the Ryder Cup, we would at least have fewer commercials!!
>>151061823JUST A LOSIN' CROWDTOOK THE EVENING TRAIN GOING AAAANNNNYYYYWHEEEERREEEE
>yuropoors celebrating a tie
OH FLOWER OF SCOOOOOOOTLAND
I don't know why Spaun didn't play every match this weekend, that guy is clean.
>>151061877yeah the US was amazing today, brilliant effort
>>151061911unless Morikawa pulls off a miracle it's a win though
>>151061887I fucking love The Masters, no other Major comes close
Dirty move by Hovland quitting to salvage half a point
>>151061887Do the captains and the comittees and so forth even matter? I feel like it's just a matter of the players showing up to play and not choking.
>>151061761To get the belt, you gotta beat the champ, it's not enough to just tie.
>>151061877This must be a really frustrating day for Americans. Great play over the entire cup but couldn't make it happen in in the fours.If they can sort it out they'll walk it next time.
Business idea for next time: strategically have all 12 players get injured if we're ahead heading into the singles
>>151061865have fun getting exploited
>>151061946>implying Harold English could beat the Hov-man
>>151061982only 1 envelope rule so the other 11 would be forfeits
IS THERE A FIRE DRILLIS THERE A FIRE DRILL
>>151061982I know right? Seems like such an overlooked rule.
>>151062009Damn well there goes my brilliant plan
>>151061971Ah yes, utilize the rules of the other gentleman's sport, wrestling
As an American and golfer, Im absolutely embarrassed by the behavior
>>151062004even if Hovland wasn't matched against English, English would lose to whoever, he's played like crap all tournament, they should be glad they got half a point out of him not playing
Has there been a mass shooting that only the US spectators know about or
CAM ON MACINTYRE
>>151061983>exploited by being a millionaireSign me up anytime.
>>151062057Yes, but in Michiganhttps://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/sep/28/mass-shootings-north-carolina-texas-new-orleans
Donald Trump is banned from ever receiving the Nobel Peace Prize because he renamed the Department of Defense the Department of War.There aren't enough laughing emojis.
>>151062004Hovland is wild he would get smoked in match play
>>151062104this is why you're poor
>>151061911>>151061854>tieWell well well. That's a win.>>151061877You're a good man and a credit to your nation.
>Cantlaymore like Cant Win
HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON HATTON
low T morikaka joke job
Welp, I guess we have to thank(?) Morikawa for being absolutely useless and making sure it doesn't end in a tie so the even dumber-than-envelope tiebreak rule doesn't kick in
Oh no no noCANT CRY ABOUT THE ENVELOPE NOW
OH NO NO NO NO AMERICLAPS OUR "TIE" NARRATIVE?
F O U R T E E N AND A H A L F
Get fucked fatties
GG amerishartsYou fought well but you were just too shambolic on saturday to make it up
Olé, Olé Olé Olé
not even close cant believe they were actually believing hahahahaha
Lowry is like "9/11 was the second worst thing to happen to you, ya cunts"
more a relief than happiness on those european faces, they know they got away with it.
>>151062170But I'm not poor. And one thing is for sure, if I make several million dollars a year, I'm not going to ask for a pathetic 200k bonus to act like a care about my country.
Where did the USA flags go?
>yuropoors consider this a "win"LOL
>give the Amerifats just enough hope to rip it away from them at the lastYeah I'm thinking based
Putting this cheeseburger in the toiletFuck Amerikkka
I will never understand why yuros think they can look tough with their tail tucked between their legs
STAND UP IF YOU WON THE CUP
>>151062298the money you won't take is money that will get used by terrorists
>>151062328like clockwork lol
>>151062328This is why there should be a singles session of 6 matches on Friday
>boozeball from the burger crowds>harassment and actual assault >muh envelopeAbsolute shambles from the hosts
>>151062328we consider a win a win yes, very Trumpian of you to consider a loss a win though
gg yanks see you in 2 years for your next biannual loss
BUT IF THE RULES WERE DIFFERENT WE WOULD HAVE WON! WAAAH
Oh well at least you have the presidentin Cup USA...
Haha fuck these muricans mutts they've been fucking with our players all weekend giving them vile abuse trying to cheat their way to victory and they still couldn't win on their own turf lol. EVROPA FOREVER!
>>151062367Sure.
>>151062414>yurop getting points for not playing is America's faultlol
>>151061699Totally agree with you you guys should've gotten a point from that it's very silly
Let's be real, English would never have tied or beaten Hovland. So Americans got lucky with that injury and half a point.
PooSA in shambles. The white man marches on
>wilfordNotty mentionedAnother dogshit tourni see you boys in 2 years
>rory chantsrory's back where he lives... in florida
>>151062491it's still an awful rule.
LMAO
STAND UP FOR THE BOYS IN WHITESTAND UP FOR THE BOYS IN WHITESTAAAAAAND UPFOR THE BOYS IN WHITESTAAAAAAAAAAAND UPFOR THE BOYS IN WHITE
>shane lowry is still crying lol
>>151062459They should make the Ryder Cup, Europe versus the rest of the world. I'm being completely serious. We keep destroying the mutts and it's not fun anymore. This century has been complete domination by us.
>>151062606If they want to change it in future, sure. But whinging about the rule post-hoc is clownish behaviour.
>>151062606Fair
WE should have faked injury in all games today. This became too close for comfort
15 13 it is ;)
nicholas jackson award
OH YES NO MORE EXCUSES
>got to 15 so the abandoned match doesn't even change anything*WHEEZE*
>>151062661That and they dont deserve the honour after this weekend. Disgusting behaviour from fans and organisers, gentleman's sport turned into a clownshow
good bants all around, see y'all in 2 years
>15 Fuck all yanks and fuck your stupid excuses
Europe sucks
Take away the .5 points from the envelope rule, it doesn't matter, we'd still WIN. Not retain. WIN. There are no copes left.
>>151062742>yanks>banter nah you suck fuck you loser
>>151062454Didnt even matter m8
>>151062706envelope rule exists for one player on each team, any more after that and it's forfeits
>Rory how different are you feeling now compared to 4 years ago when you got absolutely btfo?what a retarded question
>15 get fucked yanks>>151062585he's speaking now you spastic
>but muh 14 points to retain>but muh envelopeIt's 15-13 get fucked no excuses.
Hahahaha can't even bring up Hovland now silly yanks
>american fans couldnt even stay to show their appreciation for their players pulling a good day out of the bag>after all the shit they threw at the ladsSad!
>>151062661Yeh but do you really want to flex about beating golfers from South Korea? Burger cope is best cope
OH NO NO NO. MUTTBROS, THE EUROGODS GOT 15 POINTS. OUR TIE NARRATIVE IS IN SHAMBLES. WHAT'S OUR NEXT PATHETIC COPE?
>they've left the course>they've left the thread>we've left their assholes GAPED
special shoutout to the humourless yank cunts that post in this thread and how mad they must beHAHAHAHAHAgood threads though eurogod bros
>it's just barstool fanseven their fans on 4chan have abandoned ship lmao
>>151062889as always
Not sure where there's less yanks, in the stands or in this thread pmsl
>>151062731Even at 14.5 it didnt matter as Europe would've retained
>>151062812Of course. It is Sunday, and we have work tomorrow unlike yuroneets.
Scheffler is crying over his Norwood 2.>>151062773kek
>but we did so good on the last day, WE DESERVE IT>got manhandled the rest of the weekend
Like clockwork
Keegan Bradley interview:"Captain, how do you feel about your players doing well in the only part of the competition where you have no impact?"
>>151062961is that your best cope?
>>151062905It's like a fresh Vietnam for them.
>>151062989roflmaooo
>BurnsL M F A O
>>151062951Yeah but yanks aren't into draws so would have memerld, that they won it. Winning outright was crucial
>>151062989Either that or they turn on their own guys asking for them to be deported.
>>151062951Easy for the spin doctors in the thread to work on the logic of 14-14 being a draw regardless of who retains the cupAnd then they would say 14.5-13.5 is actually 14-14 because fuck the rulesHence 15 was important for shitposting purposes
It's alright burgers, you're still the world champions at american football
with trump, you lose
>>151061877It's ok bro, we don't mind the banter and appreciate this small bit of class from you.
>>151062991Running Morikawa/English against Fleetwood Mac was a blunder. Doing it twice was blatantly retarded.
>>151061877Most dignified American
>europeans celebrating after winning a singular matchthis is hilarious
>>151062989their President and cult leader seemed to care
So does Keegan get the boot or not? He shit the bed pretty badly at the start and day 2, but was able to coach them to a helluva singles run.
>>151063131You're hilarious, and pathetic
>>151063131this american counting on their diabetic amputee hands
>>151063152i want him to be a player next time, and perform even worse than as a captain
>>151063164He ain't even mad.
>>151063131What was the final score again?
>>151063131>Burgers celebrating winning a single day out of a 3 day event
>>151063196He will not respond to this.
even Don Rea is coping lol
>like clockwork, a bunch of seething yurotards reply to defend celebrating their lossespathetic continent.
>>151063231And then USA will lose next time because of removing it lmao
Lads who's lifting the trophy?
>>151063313
>>151063342It seems to be the European team but I've been informed by the top American minds that the Europeans lost and this doesn't matter anyway so I must just be seeing things
>>151063342a bunch of sexy ass yuros
>>151063152His biggest mistake was pairing Morikawa/English not once but twice against Fleetwood Mac. Otherwise USA just got BTFO by a better playing Europe team.
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What makes this trouncing all the more humiliating is how seriously Americans take golf, the Europeans were more concerned with today’s football scores, they were going 50% at best, meanwhile Americans were in a frenzy, they haven’t been this pumped up since October 7th, the loser in chief even blew off work and showed up in his golf shoes
>>151063532Lol. Fuck Americans.
