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mad at yinzers?
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>>151055111
Slander on Sid
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>>151055152
we love Crosgod's decade old ball sweat here
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>>151055111
All that money and he hasn’t fixed that overbite
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im here to chat about the nhl.
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>>151055274
lgbt has it's in own board
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>>151055195
If thats true they must not wash it, at least not with a machine.
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Crosby will get to 2000 points before he retires
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60% of all Americans should be locked up in either prison or an insane asylum until they die.
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god awful thread, one of the worst ever
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>>151056345
Retard
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>>151056345
boilin'
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>>151056327
But who would pay for your defense, Sven?
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raiders play in just over an hour
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we do love our radies here
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>>151056327
yup
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>>151056327
Only 60%?
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>>151056345
Vaq genny newbitch
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>>151056584
so tru. haven't watched yesterday's nxt show yet but i know there's a new mens champ
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>>151056584
>>151056711
OUR CHAMPION:)))
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>>151056345
now, now it's still early
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Perufags OUT
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>>151055195
can't he just buy the same model?
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>>151056327
sounds about right
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>>151055111
CHECKED
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The worst thing about sundays is all the fags on my twitter hockey list who suddenly think I give a single shit about their opinions on football.
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>>151056992
she's from chile (chee - lay)
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this cracker thinks I asked
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>>151057515
thanks leon!
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>>151057908
we ask here
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>>151057919
We don’t
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TBG?
won
Bud?
lost
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>>151058026
2true
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>>151057515
I wanna make fun of this more. But why isn't there a more close up picture of it. Draisaitl is trying to give us autism
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Why does it matter if Barkov will miss the Olympics? Russia is banned anyways.
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where the fuck is everyone
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>>151058858
Watching numaleegg
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>>151058858
watching the chargers choke to a lottery team
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>>151058858
I'm watching voyager
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>>151058858
its preseason who cares
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>>151058858
Big things happening in baseball right now
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>>151058905
NFL doesn’t have a lottery
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>>151057440
I don't have twitter but this is true for /hoc/ too
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>>151059034

Every football fan is a pedophile, also true
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>>151058858
TOS marathon with the boys
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Our Sennies :)
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>>151058858
i'm right here
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>>151059188

typical hunk
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>>151059511
me too
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>7-9 months
Sports doctors pad recovery time like Scotty pads repair time .
Olympics is still on the table .
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>>151059188
demonic episode
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>>151058858
I was studying
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>>151058201
barkov is a good tampere boy
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Laffs now have a 1A/1B tandem that cannot play a full regular season between them. Stolarz' longest season was 35 games last year; Woll's is 42, also last year.
They both get injured all the time, especially in the playoffs. Woll isn't even on the roster at the moment because of a personal thing.
No Marner. I think Matthews' wrists are shot. Tavares going into his twilight years... I'm beginning to worry this season is going to be a giant step back.
For the good of the league, I hope I'm wrong.
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>>151057515
the nhl promotes autism
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It's time to write off Geno
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>>151059849
Home Boy Scotty is lookin' good though
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>>151059849
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>>151059914
Laughton? Yea, 4 points in the preseason against an Ahl team. Maybe the 31 year old has turned over a new leaf (pardon the expression).
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>>151060082
The Habs had a try hard lineup and Scotty led the Marlies to a straight up murder.

Also every other highly ranked team is going backwards more than the leafs so things are sunny
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>>151059852

TL:DR
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convinced something smells in my apartment
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>>151060307
Probably you
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>>151060316
I shower every day >:(
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>>151060307
I left a certain Vegas Golden Night in your toilet reservoir
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>>151060307
flames mentioned
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it's not looking good for our metties
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>>151061075
>tissue still on the dick
Rookie mistake
Never watch the flames with PNC
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>>151061075
/hoc/ is a nofap general
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>>151061485
Fuck no I love wanking it to skanks
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go flames btw
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How do the Devils do it ?
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>>151061534
portals and time machines
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The current NHL playoff format does not really reward regular season performance. What if it was changed obviously a lot of people want it to go back to top 8 in each conference, but the top seed gets to pick their matchup for the first round. Could end up in some intense rivalries!! Obviously a team might just go 1 vs 8, but you could also consider a teams injuries, records against each other in the regular season, etc. Could make for an entertaining playoff format, especially if upsets occur... Seed 2 would have second choice, and the remaining teams get paired
>PWHL has this
>On one hand, you get to pick your opponent. On the other hand, your opponent gets a motivation boost from the disrespect of being seen as the easiest win
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What if the NHL went back to Bud vs 1
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>>151062012
why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records?
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>>151055152
is matt petgrave going to make the nhl
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acies lost winner of the next game goes to the final!!!!!!!!!!
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>>151062012
I agree
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bud did not 1
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Hope all the Utah fans in Michigan are safe
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>>151061524
imagine saying this and looking like this >>151061075
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>>151062667
i look like that
and my mom does that
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>buds Mets
KWAB
#budlost
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>bud living so rent free in trb's head that he has to post about the mets
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>>151063095
Retard
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>>151063115
bud raped you
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bud won ackchyually
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>Chicago ads
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MY raidies have choked away their lead :)
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>>151057515
considering the demographics of Edmonton, very valid
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Good news for /hoc/ posters everywhere
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>>151063869
>they finally found the brain gnomes
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>>151063869
/hoc/ would be mighty quiet after this breakthrough.
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>>151063869
does this discovery mean that bud and trb will finally disappear?
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Does this mean the queers queering off will disappear?
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>>151063869
Everything else is just clickbait
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>>151063869
rkobros...
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thinking of skipping abs today
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>>151057515
They should have got mcdavid
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thinking of not asking today
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Blackhawks are choking hard
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>>151058966
Voyager sucks. I only ever watched it to jerk it to Seven of 9
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>real nerd hours
im out
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>>151063869
Is this gonna cure the schizos that keep making the same posts? like this schizo >>151063566
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they're making a star trek magic: the gathering set next year
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>>151064339
I could never make it all the way through the 2nd season but I still like to check out the highly rated
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>>151064496
Episodes
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>>151064482

Between the Pokémon crossovers and magic the gathering literally every IP has a chance of being made into a set

I personally am looking forward to MATLOCK the gathering
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>>151064482
mtg has really become cardboard fortnite
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>>151064546

>>151064482

Instant: shut up wesley

Tell Wesley to shut his bitch ass up

Three blue mana
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>>151064699
has been ever since they decided to focus on fagmander
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>>151064788
>shut up wesley
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I could snap and take out all these pop kultcha dweebs.
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>>151064807
constructedcels eternally seething
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You couldn't even snap your fingers without winding yourself fatso
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>>151064845
see >>151062200
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>>151059849
Tavares crazy cheap (humiliation ritual level) for his production from last year. I’m sure the laffs wasted the savings though
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>>151064919
I never learned how to snap my fingers
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>>151065413
This is the intelligence level /hoc/ is working with
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So gary made it impossible to watch the canes game
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now that the dust has settled, it's time for /hoc/ to admit that bud did not 1
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>>151065413
>>151065585

>>151065592
They're probably playing somewhere without broadcasting equipment
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I never learned how to blow a bubble
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>>151065592
He had to make soon for the two simultaneous devils games
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>>151065625
>No, in fact, this game is being held at the Lenovo Center in Raleigh, NC
Gary, you fuck
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i cannot roll my r's
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im going to be watching the soilers and the cantpucks in 40 bings
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>>151065813
Me too but I want /hoc/ to know I'm doing so ironically
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>>151065592
Penance for the future signing of allegedly innocent rapist tendie
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>he spoke of his desires for /hoc/ and it was rather, um... damn. I can't think of the word for it... man, I hate it when that happens...
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since vegas acquired marner the raiders are 1-3
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>try to kick a go ahead field goal with 38 seconds left in regulaysh
>kick is blocked
KWAB never change raidies :)
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>>151065955
Youre supposed to deposit marners
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why the fuck would anyone here give a damn about football
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someone drove into a mormon church and killed people sad
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>>151066017
raidies and steelies gen newfag
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wrestlefags got kicked out of 109 boards
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no son of mine is gonna play any foos-ball
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>>151065955
based they're one game above expected
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>>151066017
because it's Sunday
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>>151066034
based and true
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>>151066017
I've been watching my local CFL team lately and it has been a bit enjoyable. But I'll probably stop now that hockey is back.
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>>151066087
Literal fairweather fan
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>be cfl
>have 6 teams - two have the same exact name
>if you miss a field goal you get a point
absolute fucking clown show
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>Canadian Fairweather League
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>>151066113
>two have the same exact name
what is it 2012?
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>>151066215
i wish.
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stampies board btw
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Have the people in Edmonton accepted "Elks" as the new name?
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>>151066295
stumps suck just like the fumes
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>>151066334
I'm afraid both those teams rule
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Why didn't they rename them the Edmont Cree or blackfoots. That's what eskimos in Alberta prefer to be called
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>>151066295
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>>151066361
rule so much they cant even make the playoffs in a league where 50% of the teams make it. kwab.
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>rapey
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>>151066420
OOF
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>>151066330

No, we're still coping with the two back-to-back Stanley Cup losses

If we lose McDavid, we will be renaming our team to the raped bitch
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>>151066466
>tf
>tp
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Emily can get it
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lmfao leefjeets are absolutely seething about being shit at hockey in /mlb/
when's the last time they won it?
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I don't give a fuck what cunts on /mlb/ are doing
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>>151066527
Idk that guy is a fag tho. /hoc/ is dead today so he needs to go beg for attention in the baseball thread. Faggot shit
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>>151066527
2025
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>>151066537

I don't care so much I'll tell you how much I don't care then you'll really know that I don't care
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>>151066527
You're not going to believe this but it's been 32 years. Unbelievable I know, but I'm afraid it's the truth.
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>they haven't won since 93
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>>151066541
>jerking off americants
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steelies won by the way (btw)
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>>151066537
I think the mariners are winning it this year
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>>151066544
You people don't deserve the Stan Lee, your generation doesn't even know what it used to mean to Canada
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>>151066569
>being so inept at baseball discussion that you need to spam hockey images for attention
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>>151066578
>the marners
Lol no, Its the Gays year
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>>151066586
canadian conn smythe winner in 2025
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>>151066586
4 naysh
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>>151066611
2024 as well.
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>>151066597
>being so inept at banter all you do is cry
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>>151066611
>>151066611
>>151066611
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>>151066619
Strange
I don't remember a Canadian coming up to accept it
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>>151066630
Sorry you made yourself look like a fag
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>>151066664
if you were truly sorry you would stop crying about it
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montreal canadien conn smythe winner in 2025
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>>151066678
noah dobson
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>>151066675
Bud1
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>>151066705
thats better
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Dan rocking a classic faux hawk TN
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how are you dealing with the terminal jeetification of your lands?
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>>151066737
i remind myself im not a slav rape baby
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>>151066755
now that's a good post
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I put it to you that Canada's animus toward the US is perfectly normal, part of the natural order of things, and it would honestly be awkward as fuck if we weren't at one another's throats all the time
>It's one of the things that makes our general and our sport The Best
because we are The Best, lads, I just proved it
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>>151066755
saaaaar
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Real race baiting hours
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canada in hockey is kind of like thirdies in soccer

Their players get cucked from them by a superior, richer country and they're forced to shill for enemy teams through gritted teeth.
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>>151066778
raped retard
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>>151066806
canadian mercs get paid well for their services by americucks
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>>151066844
cuckold cope
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>>151066844
Don't glamorise thier betrayal
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>Skinners nay sayers remain
Yes we do
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>>151066736
Murph is the king of Vancouver. Everyone loves him.
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>>151066844
>Least Canadian team out of the final 4 won over the most Canadian team
Just as Gary planned.
Know your place.
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>the city of Vancouver
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>>151066902
>americans need not apply
love to see it
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>In your own zone without a paddle
Kwab
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kek canes v preds is just on the nhl website .
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>Playing both McDavid and Draisaitl in the same preseason game
Fuck off tryhards.
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oh is your season on? how annoying are leafcucks in here?
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>>151066971
the season starts october 7th
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>rags
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Petterson can really use that body
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>trb
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>Ray Lane was an American sportscaster from Detroit, Michigan
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Whole lot of Penguins happening
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>>151066996
reminds me of that tragedy
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trb bubblin on a new vpn
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>>151067355
how could gary be so insensitive?
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demko STINKS
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>>151067355
based norm fan
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>>151066962
>you should break up the lines you have planned for the regular season because... they make my team look bad
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>>151067360
>getting BTFOed
>desperately try to throw trb's name out there so that people will finally side with you
Sad!
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>>151067517
why did he stop pretending he was posting from lebanon?
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Nadeau just Ridly Greig'd that thing
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that was a pretty goal
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of course it was a mexican trying to score white people points as usual. sad.
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>>151067360
yup i see he is on a canadian vpn again
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>how can we demean the goy cattle even further?
>I know, I'll name my son "Oasiz Wiesblatt" and force them to humiliate themselves every time they have to say it
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people in lithuania wake up at 4am to watch mcfaggot play in preseason games, chuds. game grown.
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/hoc/ is back
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I'm the dainius zubrus of posting
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>>151067815
imagine the tens of dollars gary is going to make from the lithuanian market
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muh baltic belt
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ded thread
ded sport
ded swedes
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do something
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>>151068462
Cootes has to put the team on his back.
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Skinn0r
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>Vancooter
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>>151068462

a mug
but no cup
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>>151068793
A mug, you say???
>/hoc/ has a long and storied history surrounding mugs...
>
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>>151068825
you do realize the kid you're posting images about is the kid that raped you right
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>well, Mitch is a bitch, he's a big fat bitch, he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
>he's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, he's a bitch to all the boys and girls
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>>151068924
>haha remember that cartoon from 2001
we hate you and were raped
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Nadeau did it AGAIN
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Good dive
The oilers needed that
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>>151068985
don't bother trying to respond to him, he'll just report you to the jannies
just report every one of his posts for whatever rules he breaks and hope it works eventually
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>>151069178
why is the panda choking himself with a fishing rod?
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>>151069228
Those officials are being attacked by aliens that just happen to look like snowmen
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>>151069282
The aliens are probably just offended at their prolapsed butthole faces
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>>151067174
damn that takes me back
a legend, he did everything here
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>>151067174
>was
KWAB
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>>151069343
They have alien syphilis, and it's running its course, as horrifying as that must be
>>151069386
95 is a lot of years, and I have a policy of not feeling so bad for people who live to nearly a century
That funeral should be a fucking celebration, a loud, drunken one at that
>a nice Irish wake, lads, that's what Ray Lane's family needs right now
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>canucks literally support AMERICAN teams
this can't be true lmao
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>>151069677
your gay ass policies didn't save you from getting raped by bud kwarb
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>>151069677
sharing a fandom with you is like having a trans child

it's fucking embarrassing
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>>151069714
>>151069717
both of these are really REALLY good posts
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>>151069717
I also have a policy about not giving a shit about other people's personal hang-ups
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>>151069768
what's your policy on being the most hated person on /hoc/ and being known as the guy that was raped? you're 48 years old and cry to jannies by the way
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Skinner is playing very well tonight
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>>151069873
He’s close to getting a shutout.
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if I wanted to see AI slop i'd go to slopbook
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>>151067174
>>151067174
https://youtu.be/sYonj2XPHN0
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>>151069949
Too bad we jinxed it
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UH OH, EDMONTON

UH OH< GOD DAMN, WTF
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>off the skate spin
Kek tvv4n
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Cootes is going to end up the 1C this season.
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That was in BTW but still nutty
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>>151070123
Based Gary letting it stand due to style points.
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You should be required to have skated on ice on the past year to post on /hoc/

Instead, the test is whether or not you jacked off to sunbelter in the past half hour
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>>151070166
NP
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bud + 1 = trb
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>>151070200

lol, it's so crazy to see those things how we learned before before it was just like literally fall and figure it out for yourself and now they actually have those assists
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>>151062012
>What if it was changed obviously a lot of people want it to go back to top 8 in each conference, but the top seed gets to pick their matchup for the first round.
Shit idea. Even the Swedish 2nd tier abandoned the "higher seed get to pick playoff opponent in the first round" to this season and literally no one has complained.
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>>151070256
i used a milk crate
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>>151070256
Back in my day we used a pylon
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>>151070256
>Nooo you can't just use a cheap device that allows kids to build muscle and confidence slowly to reduce injuries sustained in learning the sport
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>>151070315
Same
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>Bottom heavy roster
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Good luck next week wagiebros
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>>151070500
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>>151070500
thanks bro, it's gonna be shit
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>>151070500
tomorrow is my "friday" thank christ
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>>151070256
are you like 70?
those were around in the 80s. they were metal, sure.
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>>151070553
that's a weird work week
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>>151070527
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>4:20 left in the third
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>>151070600
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>>151070600
Checked and toked
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>>151070619
raped bitch
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>>151070200
generation of pussies using garbage like this, training wheel nonsense, my day fucking lake freezes you parents throw their first borns on the ice with a stick and magazines for shin pads and the strong would survive, now anything goes like in connections where it's too convoluted or seemingly fan submitted nonsense but apparently there is a connections gatekeeper who is probably making upwards of six figures to make the general public dumber, she can't skate and shouldn't be doing connections I would be so much better and I've explained to them several times why I would be better and it falls on deaf ears time and time again, but if they think what they have going is proprietary in any way they're wrong and I've already contacted a couple.of tech guys (one can code) and we'll have our own app up.ans running shortly, and soon everyone will forget the name wyna liu
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>>151070580
yeah
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>>151070682
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>>151070682
>TL;DR
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Bitch got no stick
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c'mon, Gary, let's go the Gary Time, like we used to
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>>151070803
kys raped retard
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get a good look costanza?
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simply not enough time
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Ok
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>>151070856
a few
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I hate La Bamba
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>Nice Stan, you've signed a player in Tomasek who have a amazing shot and can make fantastic plays even on NHL level but he was one of the worst defensive players in the SHL last season
>I better put him on the 4th line to grind!
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>>151070913
>bah-bah-bamba
even have them sounding like sheep, like certain nyt sychophants who are trembling with fear at my upcoming app (not so dissimilar to connections but with night and day improvements)
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in a righteous world the regular season would have started a week ago
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Oh quit your bitching
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only way he'll learn defense swedebro
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didn't ask for whom the bell was tolling retard
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>booker and vic trying to put over josh briggs
nobody gives a FUCK about this guy it's like when they were trying to push that native american guy who got released KWAB
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last years preseason was more fun
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hickory dickory dock
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preseason isn't fun ever but it's nice to watch hockey
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>>151071306
naw, last year had memes
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gary needs to stop acting his dick size and start acting his shoe size
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tourettes is not a gimmick
go back to developmental lil bro
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>>151071288
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>>151071376
mountain frens is kino that i can admit bro
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>>151071376
the utah delegation does not recognize the vegas delegation and will be inflicting sanctions on calgary if they don't back us up
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>>151071613
retard
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>>151071613
eat shit utah mormons go to Hell kwab
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>>151072152
t. Thomas Jacob Sanford
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>In a perfect world /hoc/ would not exist
>In a perfect world broken minds are fixed
>In a perfect world they'd all see therapists
>In perfect world this wouldn't make me sick.
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samir is due for a category 3 chimpout any time now
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>>151071306
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>>151072373
he had one last thread let him cook
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imagine if green bay had a hockey team kwab
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>>151070500
I get Tuesday off since it's the National Day for Truth and Reconciliation stat holiday, so at least there's that. I'll just watch hockey all day
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>>151072561
I don't think there is a team emo enough for peak BJA
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Oh shit I thought you wrote green day
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>mfw somebody suggests we go to the pumpkin patch on thanksgiving
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>>151072670
Good thing he can use the combination hockey game and grocery store
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>>151058858
While baseball is about to go into post season, and I am tired of fucking soft ass handegg, I am trying to study as much as I can about Ice Hockey. From the history to the strategy. And just a question, any good recommendations for more about understanding stats, strategy, and other subjects like this?
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>>151072653
autism strikes again!
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>>151072503
don't ever reply to me with some tranny fed jew again bro
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>>151072752
lurk /hoc/, every 20th post is actually relevant to hockey so after 5 years you'll probably have like 50 posts worth of hockey shitposting to learn from
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>>151072804
Literally me but with a white Monster next to the keyboard
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>I've come here to learn about hockey
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If you ever decide to attend an NHL game, it is totally fine and acceptable to dress like this.
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>I've come here to learn about hockey
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we don't have ties anymore because of wokeness
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>>151073381
based image
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>>151073231
As long as you're not alone it's fine. I went alone to a Canucks game dressed normal and still got bullied.
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>>151072619
i took tomorrow off as a paid holiday and get the stat on tuesday, so i have a four day weekend now.
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>shorks opening night animation
cute
>>151073231
>non-aquatic-themed bedclothes
not cute
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>>151073687
gay
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>>151073000
based for me it's the watermelon one with christmas colors
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>>151073729
well it is the bay area
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>>151073000
>>151073765
for me it's green. they discontinued my second fav which was a magenta. now my second favorite is agave. there's also an orange monster chad around here
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hooded figure came out and sabotaged lola vice bros the uglyhot jacy is still champ
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didn't ask lil bro
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>look mom I spammed wrestlefag on /hoc/ again gimme cookie pls
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>>151073841
>>151073875
tiny lost trannies kwab no milly
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If I'm following correctly
>Vaq turned traitor on at least two mexican feds to go to the slop fed and they're still chimping
>Now she's shucking and jiving for the saudi fed to set up a saudi vs cartel match
anything else? No? Shut the fuck up?
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didnt ask
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dont care
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absolutely punishing marner took 4 flushes and almost an entire roll to clean that up
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>>151073875
oh guess who's simmeri'
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>>151073572
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>>151074061
are you a hog?
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we do call those that here now
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she doesn't shuck or jive
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holy fucking pukeola
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we love iyo here and we don't call those that here now
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just took a drizzling iyo
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UH OH STINKY IYO HAHAHA IYO FUNNY IYO LALALA HAHA FUNNY IYO
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we love Iyo here you fucking marks
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president and CEO of worked bitch incorporated
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>>151074353
we don't post our job titles here
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>oilers fans thinking they’re gonna win the cup after beating the abbotsford Canucks featuring Hronek and demko
Truly a funny fanbase
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>>151074540
it's their last hurrah desu they have to cope for something
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did anybody webm demko's diving stick save?
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what are you stupid niggers talking about
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What did he say?
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stop posting oinko stye in this genny I'm serious dude
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lmao imagine sticking with your shit coach instead of the guy that carried the team to two stanley cups causing the guy to quit to your face while the game was still going on
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I beat Shenmue. What a retarded game. But it was great. Very comfy. I might just save the sequel for christmas season.
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>>151074824
Tremblay won 5 cups, including playing defence in front of Roy for his first cup.
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>>151074833
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
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just took a reticulated marner
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>>151074833
It’s just a shitty yakuza
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>>151074833
glad you liked it bro what's next
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>>151074973
Thanks for chiming in
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>>151074981
youre welcome
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>>151074804
something like "I'm done playing for this team" in french
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>>151074980
Idk yet bro how is the diablo season going
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we don't mention our reticulated marners here
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>>151074990
it's fine. game only has so much end game but i still have some hard 2 get gear before i either make a new character or quit until next season :)
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>>151075020
that's good to hear. I'm still playing a lot of dead or alive. I'm thinking I might turn the men back on and learn how to use and fight against them. It's been like 7 months since I turned them off. But I have too much fun with the girls I dont even wanna add the dudes back.
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Imagine playing video games as a grown ahhh man
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oh kek this is just discount /cum/
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Watching some highlights from the early days of the Avs-Wings rivalry. Denver was really all red and white before they started winning cups
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>denver avalanche
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>>151075092
No jews or muslims allowed
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the new york rangers are the khl medvescak zagreb of america
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>>151075047
based.
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Kek Stalin big leagued the brits at yalta. just like gare did to phoenix
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No communists allowed either.
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diablo is doing a starcraft crossover and there's a cool zerg pet but i'm not paying $25 for it... for now
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>>151075295
when did diablo turn in to nintendogs
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>>151075120
it's always been annoying how well o6 teams travel to colorado
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>>151075306
pets have been around since d3 desu. you don't really interact with them they just run around and pick up gold and mats for ya
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wheres jen
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took an absolutely wretched watery marner, pretty sure i could see berry skins floating around in the tavares
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>>151075346
that's a matt knies
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>>151075346
we call those tootoos now bozo
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I hate to say it but i'm going to be 100% focused on baseball this week
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>>151075514
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>>151075536
gary better hope the jays don't make a run, people might not even show up to the laffs games
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sorry boss can't lose in my hometown
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>>151075514
Blowgays don’t play until the weekend
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>>151075561
ya so I get to relax and watch 8 hours of baseball every day until then
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>>151075577
MLB new pmayoff format is so injustifiably bad. That week off is going to cost your gays the alds
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northern lights are going apeshit right now in the golden heart city
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>>151075718
post pics
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More like the mouldy fart city lol
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>>151075883
kek
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>>151075883
jen
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My shitty >bloos haven't won a single precumseasonal game.
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>>151075605
why the fuck would i care for the blowgays when there are like 12 other teams close to me? yea keep those elbows up right, faggot?
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>>151075895
they will retvrn
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called blose for a reason
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the Blues have an S tier home jersey
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>>151075908
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>>151075920
N tier city
if you know what I am saying
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/preds/
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>>151076098
could this man look any more angular?
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>>151076184
hellashit looks like he just ripped a marner and is waiting for you to smell it
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>>151076184
Pencil head geek
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>>151076184
looks like a high school geometry question
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>>151055111
jockstrap of theseus
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Huomenta
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Haven't been watching preseason, am I right to assume carolina is still doing that thing where they end the game with 50 SOG and lose 4-1
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should Gary make a preseason trophy?
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>>151076574
from the one game i've seen, yes
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>>151076611
any team that tryhards in the preseason deserves their inevitable conference final loss
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>>151067481
100 what?
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>>151076574
Cope it was actually 4-2
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>>151076655
Consecutive days of semen retention
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>sips
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>>151076184
>"no one has studied goaltending more than me"
>allows a comical number of goals
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Just fucking took a fat marner on the clock
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>>151077600
dont forget to not flush
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>>151077607
The toilets in my office have an automatic flush
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>>151077636
fuckin dystopia, man
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After I finished showering I had to take a marner
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>>151077683
Might as well call in sick and start again tomorrow
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i broke down and played a game of dota last night bros :(

two years clean down the drain
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>>151077768
Sorry bro. I broke my nofap streak after 4 days
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>>151077768
Vi sitter i Ventrilo och spelar DotA
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>>151077683
same lad, no worse feeling. legit debated just taking a second shower right then and there
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I'M NOT EXPECTING TO GROW FLOWERS IN THE DESERT
BUT I CAN LIVE AND BREATHE AND SEE THE SUN IN WINTERTIIIIIME

IN A BIG COUNTRY
DREAMS STAY WITH YOU
LIKE A LOVERS VOICE
FIRES THE MOUNTAINSIIIIIDE
STAY ALIVE
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>>151077805
I turned on the shower just to wash my binnington for a minute
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>>151077800
Yeah! Good girl.
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>>151077800
basshunter is responsible for me getting into dota >:(
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The /hoc/ council approved my new gimmick :)
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my gimmick is habsposting
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>>151077970
being a fan of a team isn't a gimmick you dweeb
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>>151077949
congrats bro _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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>>151077768
thats a good lad
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Mario’s life should be a movie

Drafted first overall by a trash franchise, turns them around eventually leading to back to back cups, plays through debilitating injuries and cancer, buys the team saving it once again, then comes out of retirement to keep putting butts in seats
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>>151077980
pic definitely related
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>>151078068
you forget to mention he's the greatest hockey player of all time
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>>151078068
I’d watch a movie about mr comeback kid
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>>151078081
I wouldn't make a statement I disagree with because I'm not a disingenuous maple lefty ledditor rat. You can cope and seethe as much as you want but The Great One will always be The Great One. We do support him here, we do say that, and we do ask you to kys in minecraft.
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>>151078068
You forgot to mention hes french (a pansy)
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>>151078054
>basically the hurricanes logo
>even the same colors
bros...
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>>151077980
i dont like the team i am a fan of because i know its never a winning strategy cause this league is beyond twisted and corrupted
>this year is the year tho!
yeah shut the fuck up
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>>151078126
i actually support mario not that belarussian pansy from ontario. i also support vänsterpartiet's immigration policy.
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https://youtu.be/v65vIlojVmg
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What’s on /hoc/ fm today?
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i don't like this swede. i like the other one who posts good vibes. this one just /pol/posts while he seethes about being an uber driver or whatever
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>>151078068
And it ends with him sodomizing Crosby
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>>151078491
https://youtu.be/HtySGSuKZe8
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>Sid is staying
>McDavid is re-signing
Soulless behavior
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>>151078510
>i like the other one who posts good vibes.
aww thank you so much <3 it feels good to get noticed and remembered :D but i am not gonna post about any hockey today i don't think.
but i am planning on doing so tomorrow, rivalry game coming then so i want everyone to know about it on that day :)
so good vibes coming tomorrow. need to get confirmation from family first before i say how big the family hockey gathering is gonna be
i wish all hockeyfrens a good day in the meanwhile :D
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>>151078629
Just like my hockey romance novels
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>>151078766
NBA might be more your speed
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>>151078768
Holy fuck
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>>151078768
*places hands in shape of heart*
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>>151078768
krinsch
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>>151078768
Wholesome :)
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>>151078629
WHERE can i prebook the tickets
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>>151078768
based have fun :)
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>>151078768
based have fun! :D
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Hockey is good
/hoc/ is good
good
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As we close out this thread, let me just say that...

>laffs
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>>151078766
Loyalty is unknown concept to Americans
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>laffs
>rags
>oilels
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The SC is an unknown concept to leafs.
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asking is an unknown concept to me
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>>151078994
Allow me to contribute to that point

>rags
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>>151078766
>McDavid is resigning
And then immediately being traded to our TMLs
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>>151079228
*Dallas Stars
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Gary has blessed us with not only one shit game, not even two shit games, but three shit games to start the 2025-2026 NHL season! Thank you Gary! Your genius truly knows no bounds.
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>>151079358
He deserves a raise
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>>151079380
>>151079380



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