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the fairy dust has worn off

sounds like nap time to me

good games incoming

>>151059521
>sounds like nap time to me
I used to fall asleep in /redzone/ but now I play a poker tourney starting during beginning of first window and ending during SNF

>Need Tyquan Thorton to get a TD and it's easy money

deandre swift is so fucking awful

>Ravens vs Chiefs
If only there was a way for both teams to lose... Guess I'll root for lameme this time

>Okay Henry: we are gonna punch you now. Don't drop that ball!

>>151059634
a tie is as good as a loss

'ol danny dimes back at it again. i wish ol danny dimes well in his game today against the rams. good luck to ya danny dimes. go colts! :)

Lameme looks slow as fuck compared to last year

I just tried to watch JAX/SF and couldn't do it. I hate commercials so fucking much bros. Normie NFL is an awful viewing experience with an overwhelming number of advertising breaks. I don't know how people can watch it.

>Geno Picks

>>151059818
yo, cool it with the antisemitism

>>151059818
just keep watching redzone and open the gamethreads to their own tab, its what I do

mason crosby is going to have his dick in caleb williams asshole by the end of the game

>>151059818
Just fucking pure greed, it's always about the money
Look how it's basically a home game for the bears while they're in Las Vegas, if i were a raiders fan or the owner i would be fucking embarrassed and ashamed to see that. Franchised sports teams are so fucking soulless, apart from maybe a handful of teams across all of the leagues

>>151060012
the kicker?

>>151060046
oops. i meant maxx crosby. maxx crosby will rape caleb williams on national television by the end of the game. mason crasby is an upstanding fella who would never rape anyone

>>151060027
even if they had to relocate because of poor fan support or shitty stadiums or whatever, just simply swapping destinations and making the chargers go to vegas and the raiders to la would've made 100x more sense. sure the rams would've been second fiddle to the raiders in la, but now there's no first fiddle at all

Jeanty is a bum! A bum I tells ya!

looks like da burrs will win the mid-off

>>151060263
>manlets
When will they ever learn?

>crock turdy

Caleb Williams is better than CJ Stroud

>>151060342
Not hard to do

How is Crosby still this good?

>>151060342
Stroud must REALLY suck then

>>151060342
This didn't age well

DA BEARS

>>151060342
apologize

>Gayleb
LMAO!

>>151060390
>4th rounder
>had surgery last year
>Still dominating
Yeah wtf

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>>151060342
Jesus

>>151060342
fag

what is this raiders vs bears game?

>>151060436
>black qbs

>>151060442
Proof that the Cowboys and the Communists suck balls

>>151060472
COWARD

>>151060390
he's only 28, smack dab in the middle of his prime

Hunter bailed out Lawrence there

>>151060342
They're close to the same this year.

>>151060501
Jesus, really? I feel like he’s older. He’s been around for a while or at least a Pro Bowler for a long time now.

LAMAR
>*gets sacked*
JACKSON
>*throws a pick*
IS
>*fumbles the ball*
AN
>*scrambles for a loss
MVP
>*shits pants
QUARTERBACK

Damn Caleb has some dick sucking lips

>>151060692
don't share a blunt with him

>injured with a shoulder
as opposed to being injured without a shoulder?

This may be retarded but if a team has to choose between a first & goal from the 8th or a 1st & 10 from the 15, wouldn't it be better to choose the 15? You can have up to 8 downs for a TD meanwhile you only have 4 from the other position

>>151060621
mvp voters actually took the award's name seriously last year instead of looking at team wins and le heckin statterinos and everyone absolutely lost their shit

>>151060710
Kek

>gayleb

>>151060692
why would that thought pop into your mind when you look at Gayleb?

>Jaggies
They make the dumbest mistakes ever

TLaw is in his 5th year and stil doesn't know how to watch teh playclock

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>delay of game into a timeout because you were about to get another delay of game

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>>151060766
why wouldn't it?

>>151060766
Look at that zesty motherfucker’s mouth and tell me you wouldn’t willingly let him suck the skin off your dick

>>151060842
SKOL

>>151060863
$55M/yr

Not gonna lie. Redzone is so much better with cutting olive commentary instead of Scott talking the whole time

the chiefs suck

>T. Lawrence
>9/11

>>151060906
THAT'S why this second half of the day seems chiller.

Just nice and chill cutting back and forth between good games.

A MAHOMESIAN THROWAWAY
nobody throws the ball away the way he does!

>>151060711
That's a fair point except there's no guarantee you're getting that first down from any yardage.

And if you *are* so sure you can get that yardage, you might as well go for the TD.

>>151060963
Russell Wilsonesque

>tries le fake foomble
>throw it too high
kwab

>>151060968
Ah that makes total sense! Thanks mate <3

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>>151060963
A Mahomesian BMI

If the Chiefs go 1-3, the chances of them making the playoffs is what, less then 5%? Would this be the biggest collapse of a "dynasty" ever?

Shit even the Patriots had a winning season the year Brady got hurt.

>>151061013
Proper Texan body there

>>151060711
this is retarded. 10 yards to get a touchdown is better than 10 yards to get a first down.

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>Mahomes after every single play.

>>151061061
take it easy on Spain bro

you gotta catch that kmet

FOOOOOMBLE

>>151061072
learn my sport eurofag

Purdy sucks

purdy looks like shit, put mac jones back in

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>>151061071

>>151061071
>big black cock on his finger
???

>>151061061
yeah my thinking is also that you can run more plays from the 15 than from the 8. More room to pass/rush etc

>>151061103
My hawkies lost to them in Week 1 stings a lot more now.

The 9ers are dogshit.

RaidSAAARS in the background there

Stream for anons

gg/rbEKqws5

trevor wtf are you doing

>Peeno Smiff
KEAB

Time to write back Geno

>geno smith

lol raiders saw him in seattle and go lets make him a starter

>>151061345
>>151061329
I don't think either of these teams are very good

raiders and bears living in permanent quarterback hell, why even gamble on a black qb

Uncs still got it Adams and Stafford tuddy

me rems

i remember when carl from aqua teen hunger force called geno smith "gee-no way does this guy make it in the league" on his stone cold lock of the century of the week and yet geno smith is still throwing interceptions in the nfl today

My rammies always gotta give me a heart attack

>>151061393
because the media will shine on a spotlight on you if you go X amount of years without a black qb or a black coach

>>151061345
More like, WRITE OFF

>oldmuppetguys.gif

what the fuck is purdy doing

>f-false start!
cuck ass refs

>>151061661
Creating a 3-way tie for 1st in the NFCW

nice meme play

a lateral revolution is coming to football. be warned

>>151061393
>raiders... living in permanent quarterback hell
Jimmy G, Minshew, AOC, and now Geno. Lmao.

JEANTY

>burrs

damn jeanty good stuff

Jeantyyyyy is this his first good game?

>SHITCONGO
UH OH BEARSISSIES

CHICAGO GAPE'D

Why aren't The Bears doing well during Fat Bear Week?

nice jeanty

mark sanchez sounds like what I would expect a lesbian volleyball coach to sound like.

>TLaw
How does he STILL NOT understand clock management?

>>151062035
because he's shit

oh my fucking god

DANNY BENJAMINS

FOOOOMBLE
RAMS BALL
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

every year, and it's always a black guy deciding he doesn't want a td lmao

oh my god clots

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>colts

LMAOOOOOOO

what the hell is that

LMAO ME RAMS

C L O T S
L
O
T
S

KWAB

>CLOTS
>CLOTS
>CLOTS
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA THAT DUMBFUCK

What a fucking KWAB lmoa

Ahahahahhaahajahab

Why do people keep doing that?

Two oh two five and players still can’t wait until they’ve crossed the line to start celebrating.

Omg they did it again.

KWAB

I wonder if he stepped out of bounds before that

>>151062382
low IQ

I have the sudden urge to hurl racial epithets

>clots

>>151062382
>Why do people keep doing that?
people live for that celebration high

you cant take the black outta the players

>Colts do it again
kwab how can one team have so many retards

>>151062335
surely at some point a white player has done the same, right?

LMAO LELMAR

Lol wtf Colts. That's what you get for celebrating early you stupid dumb idiot!
Why does this shit keep happening?

absolute niggery on that play

FOOOOOOOOMBLE
>LaMeme

That has to be point shaving right?

There's no way you can do that on accident.

lol ravens

>>151062483
First time?

>>151062382
>people.

Is Lamar a meme or stuck on a shit team

I guess the chiefs aren't dead yet

>get in the end zone before you transition
kwab

>>151062483
bl*cks have been dropping the ball before the endzone long before gambling was made legal. They keep getting told to stop, but they keep doing it.

>Bears beat the cowboys easily
>Having trouble against the Raiders

>Butt-ker

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Another one

>buttkisser

>Buttker leans left

Now that's news.

>>151062535
I honestly think John Harbaugh is the biggest part of his problem.

>>151062701
Yawn.

>>151062701
-_-

Buttlick has been horrible last and this season

>Another delay of game
FUCKING TLAW. SNAP THE BALL

TLaw's clock management is so bad dayum

>jags are 2-1
wow

russel wilson already benched?

Daboll is an obese cancer

oh man i dozed off for a moment there

>>151059408
Ricky Parasol

>>151062569
>bl*cks
it is weird how it is only black people who do that tho

>Peeno Smiff

>>151063005
can't you buy drugs at pharmacies in Finland?
here you need a script but i've heard some European countries are different

Geno is a fucking idiot

>black qbs

GE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Peeno Shit

>geno smiff

actually thats a pretty good play. whose the raiders backup

>geno picksmith

geno smith just threw an interception

>>151063222
cleveland browns legend kenny pickett

Jennings is a real one for holding onto that. Pay that man

>another 49ers injury
yesss..haha...yesss

Should've got my nigga Shedeur

>>151063265
Same issue

>chimp qb

>>151063265
he's not ready lol

>>151063251
excuse you rooskie, that's SUPERBOWL CHAMPION and Eagles legend Kenny Pickett.

>wasting a fake flee flicker on play called back by a penalty

fake flicker

Buuurs and raiders having a mid off

>throw INT
>still get Player of the Day
white boy favoritism

>Jaggies dominate game
>tons of penalties
>only up by one score
Every single time

>>151063347
ruzzle duzzle

>>151063363
like an iowa beauty pageant lol

>>151063347
I fucking warned burrs fans about the occasional BJ 'tard moment

>>151063191
you need a recipe for """"harder"""" pharmaceutical stuff and pharmacies aren't open 24/7. if you're the anon who posted about amphetamine based meds earlier, i would need to have proven adhd for those (which i dont have). funfact, adderal is forbidden here
i was doing bestman stuff this whole weekend so i got too cozy and fell asleep lol, just tired is all (maybe a bit hangover too)

>Another delay
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

faguars snap the ball challenge

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>error lawrence

>GENERATIONAL QB

KWAB

>>151063369
>>Jaggies dominate game
both teams have the same stat lines.

>jagermeisters

But the Jags have the ball???

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>>151063504
You're welcome

DA BEARS

the fucking stream froze, was the pi legit?

>>151063494
Jaggies have started near the Redzone more

DANNY DOLLARS

>the white excellence of Daniel Jones

>Shardy

i'm not a huge fan of those satanic handgestures...

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FUCK GENO SMITH

>purdy
yeah good job paying that bum San Francisco faggots

Purdy throws so many INT's over the middle it's crazy.

>turdy

>>151063806
DONT

>>151063837
POST

paying the most generic replaceable qb in the league 55 mil was so unbelievably fucking retarded
if anyone should've tried to burst this ridiculous qb inflation bubble, it should've been a shanahan team, but they pussed out

>start in Redzone
>nearly turn it over
Fucking Jaggies

>the St Louis Rams of Los Angeles

FOOOOMBALLLL

>another kyren williams fumble
lol, lmao even

Jentybros our cup runneth over

Raidersfrens, do you look like those raiders fans in attendance? just curious, no hate

the las vegas fighting jeantys
it's an interesting experiment: can you have a winning team in 2025 with an elite tight end, potentially elite rb, a decent oline and absolutely nothing the fuck else on offense

>geicozone

>>151064049
kek back in oakland everyone hated those clowns

>Kendrop Bourne

RETURN DRAAAAAAAGON

>SAN FAGCISCO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOTS

noice

the parker fella is a helluva returner

all of these games are complete shit shows, but fun

Starting to SCREAM in agony bros.

>the san of francisco

>kicking it directly to the return man

lol this dude fell to the 6th round because he ran something like a 4.8 40, no way that's his real speed. knew right away the jags got a steal

>punter ran 20mph.
Feed him the ball.

я люблю пaтpик мaхoмз

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>Mutthomo

wait you cant go back and throw? thats bs even if its mahomes

>>151064333
hehe i can see it

>>151064333
that poor dog

>>151064333
you post this all the time and it is still funny too me.

>>151064314
>machine translators still can't into noun declension
my job is safe for now

PUCA

when in doubt
shit it out

Lamar Shatson shat himself again

LAMEME BENCHED

POOPER RUSH BROS IT'S OUR TIME

>lamar benched

top kek

>Lameme

"""hamstring injury""""

either they're waving the french flag before q3 is over or lamaRB has been benched for performance reasons, either way kek what a kwab

>celebrating someone getting injured
you people are monsters

>Rush bailing out another black qb
kek

>>151064627
I mean it obviously wasn't that bad if he was able to get off the field fine

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ya we here

Thank God for that PI. I thought the Colts were cooked.

>lameme will never even get to the owl
Feels fuckin fantastic

HOWEVER

AAAAAAAAAAACK.

my GF had a friend over, and this woman stayed for an hour and then abruptly left. We both thought, that's weird but whatever. So I go to take a piss in my guest bathroom and it turns out that the bitch clogged my toilet and dipped outta here. WTF man!

Adonai Mitchell is blowing this game for the Colts holy shit

>>151064627
Fella I was a monster long before you newfags came around to experience the shit I already knew.

>THE SAME NIGGA

refs really want the rams to win...

kwab of the day putting in extra work

mitchell single-handedly losing the game for the colts

FOOOMBLE

Jackson: OUT (Cain't)

cost them two tds kek

lmao

>Gayleb

DA BURRS

I thought the raiders would be losing, but it turns out they are winning

>>151064710
I am so scared of pooping in other people's homes in fear of them analyzing how much TP I use or my average poop time.

Kwabeb williams

notes from bears raiders game

crosby has sovl
williams and geno are ruining it all for their teams

>>151064729
>i experienced bad times i am going to trickle down the hate
shame on you
last (You) for you

>>151064739
same shit, different year

why does chris hansen talk so much over the early games. like every. fucking. play. but with the late games he shuts the fuck up for minutes on end?

>>151064912
cause its only 4 vs 7-9

STAFFORD THE DRAGON SLAYER

>>151064912
Eating, pissing, and shitting

D R A G O N

>>151064878
>never experienced a life altering event because of assholes with nothing better to do
I will bet that you will understand before you die.

DRAGON SPOTTED

CHORGER DRAGON

my nigga Jones gonna have a game-tying drive

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>clots

Runs for it on 3rd and 28, and then gives up an 80 yard TD.

The most retarded sequence I've seen in a while.

>>151064912
more switches in the early window so need to introduce context more often. and maybe voice fatigue too

man good to see mossert making plays. he was always under appreciated

>>151064979
>>151064987
Colts are still legit imo, they should be up if that WR wasn't retarded

>>151064990
what would you know about it?

>>151065052
Nope. They could've won it if they got 30 more yards and ate the clock.

Colts only had 10 players on Rams 80 yard TD pass. They want to lose.

>Danny Pennies

Danny Dimes has come back to Earth

>being a showman cost colts the game
ngl that dude needs to have an one-on-one with the coach and a quick ego check...

jeanty looks so fucking small

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BREAKING: Colts realize they're the Colts

>Danny Pesos

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>lamar jackson out
did he need to poop again?

Danny Derps bros...

>danny dimes

Wow, the Colts lost the entire fucking game within 10 minutes.

>>151065131
Hamstring

this late window redzone is not dead. surprised

what the actual fuck colts
cut that dude

>>151065164
lmao no

He quit

Trevor Lawrence would play better if he cut his hair

>jaxksonpoo

jags should fucking go for it. kicking a fg wont change anything

>NFL KICKERS
NINJA BROS IM SO STUFFED

NINJACHADS WE FEAST

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So it happened again

>ninja.jpg
I didn't save a pic of him so just pretend

>>151064739
know your place Cloppers

>the late window is turning into the cinema window

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>>151065234

>>151065116
mitchell is george pickens 2.0, first round talent who fell to the 2nd because of being an immature headcase. the colts gm gave a passionate cope speech on draft day claiming he's a good kid who dindu nuffin and the anonymous sources are meanies and liars, but the anonymous sources are winning so far

FOOOOOOOOOOOOMBLE
>Turdy
KWAB

kwab

TURDY TURDY

get fucked purdy you bum ass bitch

>TURDY
KWAB

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>the homosexual hamlet of San Francisco

lmaoooo

KAY WAB

ACK SACK.

Lost my parlay because of Mitchell’s holding call

>>151064448
grammar cases are fucking useless. be more like bulgaria

>turdy
fire john lynch, he's beem low key holding this team back for multiple years now

>>151065268
i dont know who cloppers is

>>151065286
maybe this could be a good learning experience for the dude

why is trevor lawrence so bad at football

big fan of redzone cutting off a woman from talking

>TLaw
This man simply doesn’t understand the clock

>>151065367
too much church

>>151065367
religious chad

>trevor lawrence is a fuckign retard

apologize