will ashcroft >>> prick gaycos
Pretty easy when the umpires let you abuse the stand rule.
>>15105971217-4
>>151060962Passed the eye test. The 5-13 evener uppers did not.
Fuck you all.
Is Perth a good place to live?
>>151062433you should know mrs neale. you haven't been gone for that long
>>151061069only an utterly biased geelong methhead fuckwit like yourself would think that
Good morning alf
>3300 posts two threads ago>1000 posts last threadHoly THRIVING
sure are a lot of buttmad neutrals coming out of the woodwork to shit on the cats the last couple of days
whinging about free kick differentials is as retarded as whinging about father/sonsthat goes for ALL OF YOU
cry moar amerilard
>>151063685>be's a cunt>posts a nice guyhuh?
its kind of funny the Cats loom as large as Collingwood in a lot of your little minds thoughmust be a lot of Carlton or North supporters or something
>why do people hate my crappy team of salary cap cheats who gave up and got belted once the ump stopped giving them frees out of thin air? americlap ejukayshun
how shits geelong?too many old cunts now danger exposed hard, funny his last game was spent pooing in the toilet. Jezzas fucked never be the same again probably retire.Rest of em are carlton tier tall gangly and bog average.premiership window closed, enjoy mediocrity for the next decade while bane break the most consecutive premos lol
>premiership window closedbeen hearing that for 20 years
>>151064194im not american you tardwith a job you can go anywherethailand would be the only other flag you'd appear under i reckon
rest of the post is correct but jezza will be fine, might miss a few games and probably will be underdone when he gets back but it's only a broken arm and he's a professional athlete
>>151064455>season is 6 months away>only broke his armHe'll be right for preseason.
>ackshullay im just an australian who willingly went to one of the shittiest countries in the world, checkmate!so you're even dumber than the average amerilard, got it. explains why you support geelong kek
>>151064590lol
if you had a big boy job m8 instead of being on cenno you'd understand australia's not the place to get filthy rich
the final solution to the geelong question:lachie "adolf" neale, harris "goring" andrews, josh "himmler" dunkley, and will "goebbles" ashcroft
Looking forward to Jezza's broken arm plaster cast farming adventure videos on his youtube channel.
3peat
simpkin to fred
Youtube keeps recommending me premiership prediction videosMight make a compilation of all these experts talking like they knew exactly what was going to happen
Gut churning diarrhoea. Feels like I'm throwing up from my arsehole.
no one cares danger the season is over
>>151067606Got your free premiership big mac yet?
kek
do you think magpies swoop people because abos used to steal their eggs?
THE TIME HAS COMEA FACTS A FACTIT BELONGS TO THEMLETS GIVE IT BACK
>>151068906I've seen them swoop kangas so probably just a territorial thing
if you want your mind btfo yanks call wheres wally wheres waldo
Why don't players dress up as Hitler or george Floyd for mad monday
>>151063401Every neutral wanted Bane to win and were not shy about saying it before the match. Why would they stop now that Geelong got smashed?
only cocksucking redditors wanted "le bane" to win
>>151071401Keep coping. Everyone wanted them to win.
imagine being a viking raider in 795 AD and you see a 6'8" celtic nigga screaming like this and charging you
why doesn't a player dress up as charlie kirk with blood on his neck and shirt for mad monday
>>151065017kek
>>151071423well that 6'8" celtic nigga did fuck all of nothing on saturday so don't think i'd be too concerned at all frankly
>>151071423Do you think Shannon Neale wakes up in cold sweats after having nightmares about being matched up on Harris Andrews?
Anyone got an idea of who this is? He’s got to be at least 30 to have a resume like this?
>>151071547doesn't have two norm smiths, pretty shit career
>>151071547Can't be Will Ashcroft. No Norm Smith medals there. Can't be Matt Rowell; no Brownlow medals there.Hmm Copeland trophy? Cope Land? Cope Land. Cope. Land.
>>151071547Current AA record is 8, Basedcos will get at least double that
>>151071598Yeah can’t be Ashcroft, he’s never been AA LMAO or even in the squad
ashcroft and daicos are both gay
>>151071547this guy?
>>151071714OH NO NO NO NO NO
genuinely have to feel bad for josh daicos. he is the better player (less talented but plays with more effort and generally is more impactful of a player), been in the system longer, actually loyal to his club unlike his brother who supported carlton as a kid, hell he is even more handsome and likeable as a personality than nick. nick is just a seagull who farms disposals and goes for glory and goals despite usually playing in the midfield or backline, meanwhile josh plays his roles much better and isn't soft as fuck and afraid of a contest. yet the media jerks off over nick and gives josh no attention whatsoever.
>>151071547>CopelandIs this where Pies supporters live?
>>151071747I agree but modern Australia isn't a nation that values hard work just social status and *sigh* "aura".
has doedee roped yet
>>151071844Starcevich likely leaving and Lester being 33 means there will be a spot for him eventually if he can get his body right. Another serious injury and he might be swinging from the rafters though.
>>151071714>>151071736Oh wow, a bloke could tackle someone going at full speed with momentum. You’re both absolute fucking idiots and have no idea about anything, let alone footy. I’d love to teach you a thing or two about getting your fucking jaw cracked if you keep running your mouth and talking absolute shit.
>>151071968Rustled.
>>151071968you are a deadset tool
>>151071968
>>151071968he didn't, that's why it's funny champany other collingwood player would have tackled him except the soft little cunt daicos who probably thought he could have milked another 50m penalty from the cocksucking faggot scumpire
>>151072025Are a tradie? Lmao you are aren’t you? I can tell because you’re a massive fuckhead low IQ dickhead
>>151072122embarrassing posttry hard faggit
>>151072110Call me champ again and I’ll fuck up mate
>>151072189fuck up champ
sick of you guys arguing with me over every little thing
dont let him know but im actually really scared of the agrospergim scared one day im actually going to have to meet him and hes going to beat me up
>>151072409he sure has his knickers in a knot
>>151072409Something tells me he's actually not that tough, just a hunch.
guys stop drawing attention to my post im scared hes gonna see it and then force me to go meet him and hes going to beat me into a pulp
>>151072409bloke is softer than gaycos lol
I hate that poster who says "based _____" to everything, so painfully unfunny.
>>151072676based retard
See.
>>151072676based metasperg
The smart players have been on holidays since a month ago
>>151072757>>151072788samefag
im a massive whinger all i do is whinge whinge whinge whinge
>>151065974>2 in the drink>1 in the stink
>>151072676based anti-based poster
>>151072895based chris scott
>>151070196baz finna poke max in the pooper by days end
>>151072874Yes, and?
>>151072999wow le based gigachad XD
>>151073052I fed your delusions and you're still not happy?
Still haven't gotten out of bed. Give me one reason why I should.
>>151073099it's a beautiful day
>>151073099Post your address and I'll give you a reason
>>151073099One word.The Perth Royal Show.
>>151071401I wanted bane to win.t. swasn
>>151073166more a perth royal mint chad, tbqh
Nobody even cares who wins the flag anymore lol were all chinks and poos now
DAKS POOHY?
>A major police operation unfolded at a busy shopping precinct in Melbourne’s CBD following a pursuit.>The pursuit ended at the Bourke St Mall about 1.20pm on Monday.>7NEWS understands a car was stolen by a group of teens armed with machetes who drove the vehicle down the shopping strip at speed.
>>151073099go gym
>>151073673BUTTS OUT???
>>151073699Budarick has apparently narrowed down his choices to Bulldogs and Norf so I doubt Lions' interest was ever that strong.
steven May join collingwood
>>151073766collingwoods two leading goal kickers this year gone
take these all with a pinch of salt since there's a good chance merrett isn't moving
lets start our own juicy trade rumour
>>151073801I don't see how Merrett can go back desu.
expected more around the tiggs
based trade autist
thanks mate
np
>>151073994I prefer tradie autist.
lebron james
People in school used to call me "no mates"
>>151074157daniel?
>>151074157Was that an accurate nickname?
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-29/man-jailed-for-five-years-over-bondi-friendlyjordies-arson/105830364
>Tufi Junior Tauese-Aueluanrlbros...........................
>>151074265>Tufi Junior Tauese-Auelua, 39, apologised to the YouTube comedian in court on Monday after the hearing was told he was hired "as some kind of muscle".But who hired him?
>>151074304if you need to ask you are probably sub 70 iq
>>151074304the lebo crime fmily he named in his podcast 2 months previously
>>151074343i'm an iggs
>abo killed by a sudo with a machetehow will ths affect the upcoming draft?
>>151074503who would win this hypothetical race war?
>Recounting Tauese-Auelua's violent childhood, his barrister Alex Cassels said the man was still "a little boy in a very large body".G E N T L EIANT
>>151074558us.
>>151074350what does a wog crime family have against a shit comedian and alp propagandist?
kek what a retard no wonder he had a pooey arse
>>151074558Sudos but hopefully whitey would ally with joogs to rid our great land of the Sudo menace
>>151074583>muh third quarter gastro>literally just had 'fee shits
>Crows target Christian Petracca has arrived in Adelaide
>>151074578probably nothing until jordy namechecked them for whatever reason.
>>151074590wonder if Boaky's picking him up at the airport?
>>151074561Lmao
If I was a player agent, I know where I'd be lurking around.
bec judd is not going to be happy
>>151074343
>five years for arson, political intimidation and gbh minus time served also only three years nonpar because the perpetrator is a samoan, retarded and "had a hard life"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
so whats geelongs plan? keep danger around forever to hold baileys hand so he stops fucking around?
>>151074641I'll hook her up with a bag, she'll be fine. remind's me, kath's probably needs topping up.
>>151074651yes. podcast in the works.
>Christian Petracca has been spotted at Adelaide airport and is expected to meet with the Crows.he couldn't, could he?
>man who was desperate to get out a year ago is seeking trade againwhats so shocking?
Fee fi fo fumI’m about to stick something up my bum
>hey king wanna be our new coach? cool>oh btw half our players are leaving and we're going to fuckall back for them in a bad draft because we didn't let them leave last year, good luck
>>151074752theres a reason buckley chose tassie
Isn’t the season over? I’m sick of seeing you faggots shitting up my board.
>we are geelong, the greatest team of all>poos their undies in the last quarter of a tight grand finalwhat did they mean by this?
genuinely pleased to see cameron get his just desserts for being a front running dogshit mercenary sniper CUNT
>nooooooooooooooooo you are taking up one space in the catalog that could be a faggy wogball thread
>>151074806chocolate banesome stay high and others feel the pain
>>151074802Trade and draft, nigga. We're not going anywhere. Some posters might even watch the women's. But probably not.
dangerfield did a big stinky poo that stunk up the geelong rooms at half time, he is directly responsible for the catters folding in the second half
>>151074825>Some posters might even watch the women'sno one is that desperate for footy
how about those cats shitting it up heyclose grand final at half time into a swans grand final
>poos pants>breaks best teammate's armfucking kek
>>151074806didn't he only snipe one person at gws and then gary rohan (teammate)
>>151074627>>151074648every time
>>151074882Has anyone played a worse final?
>>151074857It was close right up until Charlie marked the ball in front of goal with 4 minutes left in the 3rd.
The Cats lasted about as long as the Swans did last year once Neale came on the ground.
>>151074899if Neale played for a big 4 vic club he would be considered one of the greatest midfielders of the modern era
>>151074905should be triple brownlow medallist with patrick crips** stealing one
>>151074558so wait, would all the white midgets in the world be fighting against all the black midgets? that'd make a good film
>>151074886He's a fucking lowdown dog. He robbed Harris Andrews of his first AA selection in 2018.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07CEB12MwK4Andrews still made the squad but missing those 5 weeks (plus the full game after getting KO'ed in the first quarter) meant he fell just short.
>omg geelong funny dressups
>jezza when he sees a young player he can try to cause serious injury too
>omg GWS funny dressups
>>151074962applied for an appeal yet mate
>>151074962>*blocks your path*
it's always funny seeing leaguespergs spazz out about footy being "too chaotic" or "too messy">uhhh two molecules of your nutsack touched the ball and it travelled forward 1 centimetre>let's stop play and stand around watching it on replay instead of just continuing to play the game
>>151074987Tuned in the other day and for such a simple braindead sport they really have a lot of useless rules.
>>151074987This is a sensible and relatable observation
whats league
>>151074987>yeah nah you can't do anything to stop that guy kicking or that guy catching the ball>penalty for trying to apply pressure to your opponent
>>151071747Josh would've been kicked from the club years ago if it wasn't for his surname/his brother was coming a few years later. He was considered a bust.He should be thanking his brother for still having a career.
>>151074987>>151074999>>151075007>>151075012
>>151074011Is that really their coach? He looks like a tradie.
eggfooty won
reckon mini mcqualter is an absolute menace on the beers and cocaine
>>151075032>boo hoo stealing jokes and clipping cartoons is so hard muhmentals
mccluggage farming junk time goals for fun was the cherry on top of the buckbreaking that occured on saturday
season ending finger injury
league really does live here rent free
>>151075067league is the little brother of /alf/ though
cause its such a poor sport it cant afford anything lol
>NOOOOOOOO!!11!! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO WATCH OTHER SPORTS
>>151075080who are you quoting mate?
>who are you quoting mate?
what a hsgf this one is
poofjak poster on the ropes
>>151075106The one on the left has a touch of mong about him.
morning eiffel. autumn's arrived proper today >>151075073
>poofjak poster on the ropes
>>151075074>his sport doesn't have opening rounds in vegasyou mad bro
>>151075106would
Is there ever gonna be another AFL x GAA collab or is that a thing of the past?
>>151074627Only useful if they start cutting hands off as sentence punishment
>>151074627people coming from a punishment society now interacting with a shame society
>>151073801who the fuck would play for these dogshit teams? another decade in the wilderness for the drug cheaters
>>151064408I went to the states a decade ago on a work scoping mission. mfw they paid half my aussie wage for less ideal work conditions. not a tradie
>>151064455If it's his wanking arm he'll have ptsd for life.>massive amounts of arthritis>has to take painkiller meds just to have a good pull>can't coom wank ever again because meds
>>151075203Steven May
>start working out consistently and watching what i eat>everyone all of a sudden seems to take issue with it while subtly trying to sabotage mewhy are people like this
>>151070196looks like a certain dickbrain went as dezi
>>151075256Shut up, tubby
>>151071968>after making this shitpost anon went into the quiet room and had a 10min howling cry about his life
>>151072676as in all my posts, crisp
Iggs cheating again.
>>151075319isn't that basically what norf got?
>>151075319>end of 1st pick>must be traded, almost certainly for starcevichthis is just another leg up for bane
Eagles going to ruin the careers of four additional young players.
>>151075335They're free to simply take Starcevich as a free agent.
>>151075335Free pick from the AFL and it still feels like they're going to lose that trade.>>151075345If they take him as a free agent they lose the compo for Oscar Allen (pick 2).
>>151075354>If they take him as a free agent they lose the compo for Oscar Allen (pick 2).Yes, I know.
>>151075366then why bring it up
>>151075354>Free pick from the AFL and it still feels like they're going to lose that trade.
>>151075377He's just a Brisbane bandwagoner being cocky about getting another free pick from the afl.
>>151075345they're also free to offer a future 3rd and threaten to walk him to either draft
>>151075386>threaten to walk him to either draftHave read (but never confirmed) that since he's a free agent he can't enter the pre-season draft, only the national.
>>151075377It's worth noting when you complain about Brisbane getting a leg up. System was designed with the intention if you lose a player but bring one in compensation is cancelled out. Both teams could just take the respective players but since Iggs want to have their cake and eat it too they need to trade something for Starcevich.
My iggs causing seethe 1 day into the off-season. Can't wait for Draft Day.
>>151075386Guess Brisbane will have to pay Oscar less so compensation is just Band 2 then.Those idle threats go both ways.
the AFL needs to have a draft free year to clear out the dead woodclubs. maybe the year before tasmania club enterget rid of 3-4 deadwood clubs that have been propped up by tv money and still can't compete
>>151075405>Only relevant in the off-seasonbased losers
>>151075406Eagles would just match in that case. You give him a band 1 contract or you don't get him.
>>151075125I wish crowe wasnt such a rugby fag
>>151075406>get player to commit to your club>slash his contract after he does because of trade week posturinga move that would make dodoro smile
>>151075415Oh no. Guess they'll just need to stick with the two sub 20 year old KPFs they just won a flag with and Hipwood. BTFO
>>151075422Both things aren't gonna happen. Starcevich isn't going to screw the Lions over and the Lions aren't going to screw over Allen.Allen will go to the Lions, Eagles will get pick 2 and they'll trade their compensation to the Lions for Starcevich.
>>151075410Yep. Start a proper relegation system allowing 2 strong clubs from each state to have a chance at the top AFL league by forming a 2nd division. And then go back to a fairer home and away system with 14 AFL clubs
>>151075395>muh cakeyou're getting allen literally for free because of this retarded compo system lmao
What skills do you need as a rugby player other than running fast and being wiling to run straight into another man?
>>151075442Yep. Feels good to back a winning team that knows how to use the systems available.
>>151075443catching the ball. there's a reason they call footy fumbleball
>>151075424>>151075430Thinking Brisbane bandwagoners are getting a bit too cocky. They're like Hawthorn and Tiger fans when their shit teams won a few.
>>151075023Can you imagine dropping this ball? I certainly couldn't.
Onions un perdedor I'm an Iggser, babySo why don't you kill me?
>>151075443>rugby league rate player bench press efforts>sparring in the ringmaybe being able to wipe down the gym equipment
>>151075454The modern rugby ball surface is also coated with added grip materials. Like goal keeper gloves
>>151075452>bandwagonersI've been a paid member through the shit years and the glory days.
>>151075456>o n i o n s faggotnewfag detected but I like beck so i'll allow it
>>151075465balls with training wheels
>>151075465nrl jerseys also have little silicone grip tabs all over the front
>>151075446appealing to afl house for a handout is also an available system ladm8
>>151075482Touche. Go us.
ney wots goin on lol
>>151075067>>151075073>>151075125>>151075419>>151075443Rugby is the better game. the rest of the world agrees
Iggs and bane have always done good business together. So I'm not mad. Hawthorn on the other hand...
Uh oh, big scandal brewing down at geelong. the scats got lazy with hiding their cheat payments
day 1 of;>no fap>no gambling>no alcohol>no smoking>no junk food>no 4chan>no gaming>no instagram reels
>>151075499Nice parking.
>>151075499when will geelongs 115 charges be exposed?or are they wayy too protected where nothing will happen to them>?
>>151075478Older 1980s junior rugby training balls where made with tennis ball surface. t. played all codes as junior
>>151075106I would have sex with she
>>151075503>no instagramfaggot identified
Are you kunce looking forward to the trade period or nah
Would any other club receive this much assistance? >fuck your list with poor decisions>AFL wants to bail you outYep thinking I might switch to rugby
Never really got the Bailey Smith = hot thing. Can kinda see it here though.Danger is a damn fine looking man.
i played junior rugby and one game the opposition had to provide the ball and they turned up with a rubber burley
>>151075523>or brokeback mountain depends how ya look at it
>>151075523Its teenage girls who love Bailey Smith
>>151075519>bu-but vic bias
>>151075523smith dressed up as nicole kidman?
>>151075519West coast deserve to be rewarded forever for retiring adam the boong goodes
>>151075507lol'd at pic
>>151075523danger has the rough as timber unc look that 40yo divorced wine mums love, smith has the badboy/pretty boy look their daughters are in love with.
>>151075519>>151075531>Priority picksMelbourne - 2003, 2004, 2009Carlton - 2005, 2007, 2008St Kilda - 2000, 2001Richmond - 2004, 2005North Melbourne - 2003Western Bulldogs - 2003Collingwood - 2005>muh vic bias
>>151075553Which look do you have?
>>151075519bane, snus and norf all got more charity and won more games to get that charity. it's a non issue
>>151075553>tfw no 40yr old divorced wine mum and her hot daughter gfs
>>151075560norf also received a priority pick in 2023 and assistance in 2024?
>>151075560Good to know priority picks mean fuck all then
>>151075578Nah just vic clubs don't know how to utilise assistance packages.
>>151075519north got 3 end of 1st round picks and 2 list spots. the list spots thing shouldn't even be an issue just allow clubs a flexible list within reason. shit clubs like the iggs have to pay shit players huge money because they have no one else to spend it on when they could be picking up extra rookies and cast-offs instead.
>>151075564What charity did Brisbane get? The end of round priority pick which they traded away to Port as part of the Hanley trade?
Wasting my life, lads
>>151075608Crisp bummers supporter
>>151075608Chin up, they'll probably trade you out, Zach.
>>151075606Their entire list is based off the charity they got.
any roiders in?
only balders
>>151075635>HGHSo roid gut.>Can't get hard, needs to get fisted to get offUh... were gym=gay posters really telling the truth?
>>151075630Now you're just mindlessly seething and lying.
>>151075635>My dick is essentially useless at this pointDoesn't sound worth it.
>Melbourne stormies have favourable odds in the /nrl/ grand finalVicbros............
>>151074627Will there be an African MRP?
>>151075635Any pictures of the body that this was all done for?
>>151075635only haemorrhoids
>>151075652Women love the big muscle look so they're more than willing to go along and peg you.
>>151075056but enough about aflw and nrl
gym hater strikes again
>>151075635>be big and strongOR>have functioning penis and testesMAKE YOUR DECISION
>>151075662>Women love the big muscle lookThey really don't. 99% of women love two kinds of bodies: lean and athletic or "dadbod", which to them is actually just ripped with higher bodyfat, not an actual body of a dad. Big muscle bodybuilder look is more attractive to fags than women.
>>151075653the BroncGODS will stop them
i feel like brisbane vs victoria is a genuine rilvary now
>>151075635>on roids for 20 yearsit's almost like being a huge fuck off bodybuilder type takes decades of steroid abuse and not just lifting weights 3-5x a week like a normal healthy person.
>>151075684>victoriaor sunshine coast. is there a difference now?
>>151075681The dad bod.
You now remember that gym hater claimed that going to the gym meant you are secretly gay>>151075673>believing everything you read on the internetWhilst its likely fake, the reality is that steroids ironically do screw up your longer term ability to get hard/procreate.When you take steroids your testicles actually shrink, because they detect there's already a ton of testosterone in your system, hence they don't need to produce as much
>>151075684lol we don't even think about you
>>151075684is it true that Qlders call us (Victorians) "Mexicans"? We should call them Canadians
>>151075686You seem upset
>>151075690>When you take steroids your testicles actually shrink, because they detect there's already a ton of testosterone in your system, hence they don't need to produce as muchDoes that mean basedbetas have huge ones because they're low test?
Lifting is bad for you, sprint work, plyo calisthenics and mma is better
>>151075710larp
>>151075710define better
>>151075710>Lifting is bad for you [...] mma is betterYes, getting punched in the head is great.
>>151075706...like not at all? are you okay m8?
>>151075720Won’t make you look like a big ugly cunt, healthier
>>151075710bodyweight is weight. half my leg day is bodyweight stuff like nordics and sissy squats.
>>151071714and yet you still photoshop his face into gay porn bahahahahaha
>>151075707their balls are the tiniest because they never developed past age 12
>>151075710based I can't put on weight anon
>>151075707>Does that mean basedbetas have huge ones because they're low test?Nope, doesn't work like that at all. The testicles can take weeks/months to recover to normal function, sometime never. Plenty of blokes who used steroids that are permanently on TRT because they screwed up their ability to create testosterone normally
>>151075734Asking for a friend, what are normal sized testicles? haha
look at him, the Judashttps://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/1nt94uo/crows_target_christian_petracca_has_arrived_in/
When I was about 13 I fell for the reddit powerlifter dirty bulk meme and turned my athletic body into fat shit and never gained confidence again reddit ruined my life
>>151075755>Melbourne turned down Geelong's offer last year for Oliver>. . .>They're going to lose Petracca this year and be stuck with Oliverkekek.Kinda funny looking back on it. All the Geelong haters last year were throwing a tizzy over them possibly getting Oliver as well as Smith and cheering when it fell through. Them getting Oliver would've been a disaster and the best thing (for haters) to happen in years.
roids can turn straight men gay
>you can't complete puberty for whatever reason>you are stuck as a timid, low test, weak chin scrotelethonestly should this hypothetical real person just sui?
>mum asked me to make the cursor on her computer bigger.ok>no thats too bigok>a bit bigger pleaseokdo nothing>thats great thanks......>dadza calls me and thinks the computer has a virus because there's a fly trapped in the computers tv
>>151075768Oliver could get good again though, cause he wasn't even that good when he was good
>>151075782Best put Linux Mint on their systems.
Inceldom can turn a straight man gay
>>151075710sprinting is far far far more likely to fuck your shit up than lifting. same with plyo tbqh. not saying either are bad either though. sprinting is amazing. seems pretty arbitrary to call one thing good and the other bad.
>>151075782>computers tv
turkbroken
>>151075782this but zoomer little brother/nephew/cousin
>>151075755Is that how a grown man dresses when he is expecting media attention
>>151075788meqnt install gentoo
the alternate reality AFL
>>151075808it's an african american thing where people dress like they're in clothes they'd watch netflix on their couch with on sunday whilst in publicall these footy players are into nfl and basketball
>>151075820sovl
>>151075820go easts
>>151075820>claremont vs geelong>3783would have been a fair hike in 1980 for a supporter to travel from geelong to waverley for that game, on a weeknight, before the season proper has started
APOLOGISE
>>151075820This is what they took from you
>>151075890He was okay. Nothing extraordinary imo but the people I've spoken to thought he was really good so maybe it was just me.
>Dezi Freeman search being scaled backCan see a lot of cookers getting some ideas.
my god, oh my fucking GOD I just want to violently injure someone
>>151075798his words. called the pc "the googlebox" because some ad had a stereotypical boomer call it that and he thought it was 'kitchy" until I convinced him that all his mates would laugh at him.
>>151075917why are boomers so fucking useless and retarded?
>>151075909hope he's not dead down an old mineshaft. the nation needs a hero now
>>151075922reckon you mean /alf/ posters
>>151075106Will is so likeable but Levi looks like a little smug cunt. His smile bothers me.
So are we going to have a petition against digital ID?
>>151075106Also, I'd fuck the Mum.
>>151075635>talking about getting fisted at 6.30 in the morningdegenerate poofs
>>151075922Computers weren't really a thing until they were 40-50.Think of it like game consoles, all of them were 'Nintendo' (or 'Playstation' if younger), even if they were from a completely different brand.You just stop caring about making sure it's the right name when everyone already understands what you mean.
>>151075106why isn't lucy blonde as well
>>151075934Why can't they put shit like that to a referendum? Because they know how people would actually choose if they had a choice?
>>151075934everyone already has a digital ID in the form of;>birth certificate>citizenship>tax file number>digital footprint in asio database>passport>bank id>drivers licensea digital goypass card is just another thing in a long list of shit that will own you
Wish I was dead, I’m a fucking waste of space
real conspiritard hours
>>151076027>>151076027get some metamucial.
>>151076026based iggs list management
What has been your favourite mick of the 2025 afl season?
FIENDING to suckle on that MKR broad’s tits.
That awkward moment when you see a hsgf with a really fat ass and all you can do is drop to your knees and beg the lord for forgiveness
>>151076048consistewnt umpiring.
>>151076054Good lad
>>151076065sorry, meant moderation.
>>151076048homoposting
>>151075934nah it's good stuff mate
nrlels main act for the pre game entertainment pulled outkek
I went to school with a literal mute. Just saw his Facebook and he got married. Arranged obviously.
>>151076086be funny if snoop doubles up
Instead of seething about people in happy relationships, you could do something to improve your own situation
>Arranged obviouslywhat stage of denial is this?
>Guy who can't talk has better game than anonYikes.
>>151076099He’s brown, you idiot.
>>151076096Oh yea? How's that, champ?
I’m sitting in my house I own with my missus. I just thought it was funny a literal mute can get pussy and none of you can.
>>151076092the head of the nrl already called snoop a literal who and said we're going to get heaps better than a poodle or dog or whatever it is, before their act pulled out
>>151076103How's what? I already stated, stop whining about others and actually improve yourself
>>151076109ah whoopsgood one vlandys
Yea i'm sure that's a really impressive house and stunning wife you've got, fucktard
>>151076099Bargaining
Haven’t got a text from anyone other than mum in two months
>>151076085Ah. Good.
>>151076113Improve himself HOW, you fucking dumbass. You don't even fucking know him. Fuck you
I only get texts from indian scammers
>Teddy SwimsLITERALLY WHO
>>151076126go gym tomorrow
>>151076145He swims bro
>>151076159bet thorpey is less gay and can sing better than him.
>>151076159doesn't sing though
>>151076145Teddy Sinks KEK
>>151076015>We already have digital ID, so don't worry about digital ID, now let us implement more extensive digital ID for the things we don't yet control with digital ID
>>151076183footy?
>looking at aria charts for a relevant aussie artist who could have done the pre match show>not a single aussie song in the top 50 charts>only five in the album chartsi knew it was grim, didn't know it was this bad though.can't see ocean alley or royel otis being a grand final worthy headliner
>>151076193Liberty?
>>151076193off season?
I enjoy being a slave to the system its comfy, digital id will just make it extra snug like im part of a giant family and the government are our parents.
>>151076205>off season?/sp/ - sports
>inb4 posting on 4chan will make it so you can no longer enter public venues like the MCG
>>151076195They just need to bite the bullet and bring on TISM.
>BREAKING - Long time poster Anon has requested a trade to /cric/. Management from /alf/ have stated he is a required poster and is under contract.
>heres your pre game entertainment
>>151076195guy sebastian
>>151076230>i tied the rope i tied the rope i tied the rope that killed the selwoods>*mics cut out straight away*
>gay sebastian
>>151076242a guy sebastian x shannon noll pre game show would be epic tbf
they should get thirsty merc for the pre game entertainment
>>151076265crisp EDFL watcher
imagine being the thread police
>>151076265give me 20 good reasons
>>151076242>>151076260Is that really Shannon Noll? Didn't recognise him. His head has a completely different shape than I remember.
>>151076195The most recent Aussie band I can think of that went somewhat big off the top of my head is Wolfmother and they were a thing like 20 years ago.I can't really think of an Aussie act that could headline a grand final that's been big internationally and is still active. Maybe Kylie Minogue? Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds? They did work together but can't really perform a song about a guy senselessly murdering a woman in a grand final show.
>>151076248>gaysexasstian
>>151076283he got on the gear and hit the gym iirc
>>151076284temper trapthat blonde feral bitch who songs punk
>>151076212why do you only pull up political chat out of everything else here?
>>151076295>temper trapI know that name but not a single one of their songs. Maybe if I heard them.>that blonde feral bitch who songs punkTones and I?
Jordan Lewis is my favourite footballer of all time
>>151076284tame impala but kev wouldn't do it unless fred were there and if they were he would want to watch them instead of perform
>>151076326He's been wanting to do a grand final for ages, one of his dreams. AFL never invite him though.
>>151076326>tame impalaNever heard of them but that obviously doesn't mean they're not big.
Literally can’t sit in silence, need a distraction constantly to silence the thoughts of my dark mind
We can reveal exclusively here tonight that we have spoken with Anon regarding the allegations, here's what he had to say....
>>151076340pooey undies
>>151076340now is not the appropriate time for me to comment
This loss along with Reality Check continues the off season of hell for the once great general....
>>151076299>gay shit is fine>tranny shit is fine>shit in toilets is fine>disgusting anal porn is fine>talking about noncery is fine>talking about hsgf is finehold up is that politic's I don't like>footy?The reason he doesn't pull up all the other shit is because he's the one posting it, oh and btw he works for ASIO.
fuck up gymsperg
>lions powerhouse club>soon to have the biggest and best stadium in QLDis it safe to say its over for the nrl in brisbane
>>151076284snoop talked about weed hoes and pistolwhipping other niggers
158 days until round 0 2026
>>151076397That's it, I'm getting a gf to kill time
>>151076395He tided it up and that's still more crowdpleasing than autist murder.
>>151076340YEAAAAH BOIZZZ WOOHOO *pops one open*
>>151076340fuck off we're full
Think I might move over to cric for the summer
Would you suck a cock for 5 grand?
>>151073099>gottenFOY
imagine dangerfield was doing a big sloppy shit at half time and it distracted the boys with the sound and smell
>>151076444https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTcs6fnUQbg
>>151076444I’d do it for some olive bread with butter
>>151076452why
>>151076397how do you know when opening round is
CFO
>>151076474Canberra straffer
What's even the point of watching footy anymore...
>>151076495to suffer
>>151076495To see your team win.t. Lions supporter
>>151076495distract people from how shit their lives and this country has become
>>151076495Don't be sexist
geelong swans
>>151076498maybe stop being a glory hunter and change teams to a less good team for next season
Do you think ASIO and it's agents by proxy were involved in child sex trafficking for blackmail purposes like Mossad?
>>151076474The goat
>new season of outback truckers features indian truckersIt’s fucking over
you voted for this
>>151076321sweet surrenderroll and i rockthose are some lyrics
>>151076336Never heard of them? Seriously? How old are you, out of curiosity?
>>151076509>change teams Insanity. Lion for life.
>>151076532The less you know the better
>>151076535okay glory hunter
>>15107653240.
>>151076508cheer cheer the blue and the white
>>151076536not missing out on much, they're just a generic pop music group for left wing millennials.
how many posts do you blokes have on bigfooty
>>151076542Let it Happen is an aussie classic
>>151076537meant gloryhole hunter
>>151076474getting beardmogged by him
You guys enjoying your new fast internet?
I understand the reason behind getting big controversial acts to preform the gf, but I don’t agree with it. When did everyone in the world agree that more money=better
>>151076537Footy teams aren't like your gender, ma'am. You can't just switch them on a whim.
>>151076558Don't even really notice it desu.One download method went from 10MB/s -> 35MB/s. Others still sort of cap out at 10MB/s.
>>151076536Kek>>151076538Fair enough
>>151076558wow yeah look at that, now im old and cbf even doing anything online anymore
>>151076558i don't download things anymore so there's no difference really, tony abbot was right
>>151076569>Fair enoughHow old/young do I have to be for it to be surprising I don't know them?
>>151076546no idea had way too many accounts over the years to keep track. not too many though.
>>151076560Our domestic art scene is terrible we don't have any world wide acts or movies or tv shows. Basically if you want to succeed in that space you have to go to abroad. The reason for this is all the rules government bodies like screen australia places on artists in order to access funding destroys the original intent of the art.
>>151076568might be your modem bottle necking it
i have the generic 50 mega bits per second nbn speed that will remain the same for the next few decades probably.
>>151076336>>151076538They have ~2 good songs.Let it Happen:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFptt7CargcLess I Know the Better:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBzrzS1Ag_gAnd a Like A Version cover of Kylie:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Oi-GlociOQ
>>151076576Nah 40 makes sense, would say the majority of Australians under 32 have heard of them
>>151076579
>>151076587nonce
danger plop
>>151076581Speedtests can do 50MB/s.
today is the first day of the rest of my life
>>151076587
>>151076603That's true for literally every single day.
>>151076603Beautiful
>fucking ashcroft cunt they dont know how good i am
wtf
no game should be over 5GB in sizethink of all the wasted resources globally because retarded developers don't know how to compress their files
>>151076598Crown casino hiring Indians to make the food for the Brownlow will do that.
I was doing fine with out you til I saw your face now I can’t erase
Lifelong Lions customer since 2023 here. Of the Lions players who played in the grand final, how many are actually from Brisbane (or anywhere in Queensland)?
>>151076612>>151076612Perth here too and I got 54/20 lol
>>151076620Like two
>>151076620the ashcroft boys are
Need a bullet to the skull ASAP
>>151076620ZorkoAndrewsAshcroftAshcroftFletcherRevilleMarshallGallop
Why did nat have to delete all her tiktoks
Box got installed in the wrong spot.
>>151076635And Cameron
>>151076615even 5gb is too muchyou used to be able to fit a full length 10 hour plus 3-d game on 32mb or less back in the day
https://x.com/footyindustryAU/status/1972474792239628613
>>151076615Compressing files would use even more resources/energy due to users needing to uncompress them.>>151076645You can't really point at a great story or music or whatever the same as you can great graphics. So unfortunately 80% of the game budget is now around the graphics.
>>151076653I don't understand how this works when only 2 states watch it.
>>151076621>>151076612is this good or bad help a nigga out
remind me how they count tv ratings again
>>151076668Including ACT thats 55% of the Australian population
>>151076668There's 8+ million in Sydney and Brisbane alone.Growing up Australia's population was only 20 million, so that seems like a crazy figure until reminding myself we're up to like 28 million.
>>151076677Quite slow, but there seems to be a problem at the moment.
brisbane v collingwood was the highest watched event in the history of kayo (can actually be counted accurately)
>>151076653>1.764m (BVOD 429k) Reach 3.113m>and highest non Grand Final rating for either code in some time.Why do they lie like this? Just looking at last weekends' prelims Cats vs Hawks did 3.139 million and Pies vs Lions did 3.26 million and that's just tv ratings without BVOD figures.He couldn't even be bothered to check last weekends' ratings before making his claim?
>>151076678Some people hook a spyware box up to their antenna and it reports back what stuff is being watched. That is then extrapolated to the entire population.
>>151076678they make it up
>(TV ratings) service is based on the actual viewing behaviour of 12,000+ individuals,top kek it would only take a few spastics to skew the results
>>15107667754/20 means they're on copper and either maxing out a 50/20 connection or paying for a 100/20 connection but their copper line is shit and can't handle it.All in all, 50 down is good for general use, you won't really notice any problems with it. Downloading big media/video files might take a while but they're not really urgent.
>>15107671112,000 is a huge sample size so provides extremely accurate results.
>>151076620>Kai Lohmann - Ballarat VIC>Jasper Fletcher - Coorparoo QLD>Callum Ah Chee - Kelmscott WA>Josh Dunkley - Gippsland VIC>Hugh McCluggage - North Ballarat VIC>Will Ashcroft - Southport QLD>Lachie Neale - Kybybolite(Glenelg) SA>Levi Ashcroft - Sandringham VIC>Logan Morris - Werribee Districts VIC>Dayne Zorko - Surfers Paradise QLD>Cam Rayner - Hillside VIC>Sam Marshall - Brisbane Lions Academy>Ty Gallop - Brisbane Lions Academy>Charlie Cameron - Newman Saints WA>Darcy Gardiner - Queenscliff VIC>Harris Andrews - Aspley QLD>Darcy Fort - South Barwon VIC>Zac Bailey - Southern Dists NT>Ryan Lester - Mulgrave VIC>Brandon Starcevich - Mt Lawley-Inglewood WA>Bruce Reville - Maryborough QLD>Darcy Wilmot - Montmorency VIC>Oscar McInerney - Montrose VIC>11 VIC>7 QLD>3 WA>1 SA>1 NT (technically also SA)
now do storm players from victoria
>>151076723>Rayner - Hillside
>>151076723kek not even a majority qld team, pathetic
>>151076723charlie cameron was born in mount isa and grew up in brisbane, he just played in the wafl because they moved for his older brother to join the weagles
>>151076723>kek, plastic team, plastic club, * prieemiership
Geelong is the only team with SOUL. Places a high priority on recruiting local players from the area.
I am a gambling addict, just piss away money on pokies or greyhounds
>>151076759Went by where they were recruited from according to afl.com>>151076775Funny you should say that...Geelong's grand final line up:>VIC:12>SA: 3>WA: 3>NSW: 2>Ireland: 2>QLD: 1
>>151076788how will the viccoids cope
>>151076788Most of those SA, WA, NSW and QLD lads will be from the country regions wanting to get back to the farming lifestyle.
>>151076779might want to blow up the pokies iykwim haha
>>151076723Levi Ashcroft was born and raised in Queensland and played all his footy there until his family relocated to Melbourne when he was 13. Being born and spending most of his life in Queensland surely means he meets the criteria of being "from Brisbane (or anywhere in Queensland)?"Cameron was also born in Queensland and didn't move to WA until he was 17 so he counts too.
geelong would have soul if they weren't cheating the cap and they changed their fucking horrible logo, once the rot is gone from the club and they rebrand i will start supporting them over smellbum clubs
>coconuts spends 5 min in qld>he is a le queenslander now xd
Reminder that XD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget.
>>151076805To whom are you referring?
>>151076804>cheating the capMeds.They've had the same sponsor (Ford) for 100 years. Absolute soul.
>>151076809Crisp
>LEE U R LE MENDOLL MIGEET XDXD :D
>>151076817Should've changed sponsors when Ford closed their factory
What do we make in this country?
seriously just use this logo already on the guernsey and ditch that shit cat face logo, its 100x better>>151076817they were literally investigated by the afl for it champ>sponsored by a mutt car companythe absolute opposite of soul
>>151076819>t. matt
If my town had a casino I’d be a degenerate gambler, luckily pokies are shit
>>151076832iron ore
>>151076832fords and holdens
fuck them pussies
For me? Arseholes
>>151076832Food and coal
>>151076835>they were literally investigated by the afl for it champ~2 (?) random clubs get audited every year to check their finances.The media ran the Geelong story because nuffies like to talk about cotton on and farms. Literally free clicks for them.
POWAH
>ummmmm acktully geelong didnt cheat the cap because chris scott isnt a player
>>151076848>fordsStopped being made here October 2016. >holdensOctober 2017.
>>151076879>AFL okay Chris Scott taking the job>Chris Scott takes the job>Random internet people seethe>Journalists lean into this and report a huge scandal>Internet people seethe even harder>AFL forced to investigate the matter>Change their minds about it being okay, forcing some of it to be included in the soft capreeeeeee
Been listening to this album non stop, absolutely crisphttps://youtu.be/9dDdNOYLiCI?si=33Y2ubsgmIQhzR0f
>>151076870yeah and it turned into a news story because they paid players outside the books>b-b-but it was le media beat-up!as >>151065017 shows, geelong controls the media, hence why it was dropped after caro opened her big mouth and showed a shred of integrity. notice how she never mentioned the former geelong COO also was in charge of the investigation as well, because that would go too far in naming the eternal pivotonian menace
>>151076848>>151076893More of a Mitsubishi enjoyer myself. Not sure if they've ever found a use for that section of Adelaide after they left.
For me, it's Ivan Dorin
port 2026 premiership incoming btw
>screencapping your own post
>>151076944not my post mate, would love to take credit for it but it wasn't me
love her so much
>>151076962thats my mick(hint she doesn't give a fuck about you)
>>151076909>they paid players outside the booksIf I recall, they've had two issues over the last ~5 years.One they didn't didn't calculate GST on management fees for the players. They self reported it.And the most recent one is an AFLW player was allowed use of a hire car.
she doesn't even think about you
Hate myself and want to die.
>>151076982based nirvana
>>151076982based lewis hamilton's dog
Some guys in this thread have never seen a pussy irl.
>>151076999every time i go to the brothel its so dark i can barely see it so i feel a bit like this 2bh
>>151076999Grim. Feel sorry for the guys born caesarian.
>>151076999Couldn't imagine being a 30 year old virgin.
>>151077014It's beyond most mortal's comprehension.
>promfoy
>>151077030point of no return now is like 13 according to gen z and gen a cultural norms
>>151077030No one's losing their virginity above the age of 50
crazy how we have all seen more pussies than all of our ancestors combined
>>151077030i was a virgin up until 30 and then in a year i had already bagged 20+ sluts
>>151077056>Go to a seniors retirement villageMight as well be an orgy pit.
>>151077070The power of a wizard truly is frightening.
matched with a girl on tinder who wants to dom meshould i do it
>>151077087footy?
>>151077098going right in his arse hole
>>151077098seasons over champion
>>151077098We support Darcy Moore trying to fit in.
not sure how i feel about all the "why i am leaving australia" grifters i am seeing lately
>>151076212au/sp/ol - sports and politics
>>151077087Would let her bend my cock and flog my arsehole.
>>151077115(hint its to fuck asian women)
>>151077128>womenyeah i am sure
and just like that all the wagies got cucked by their 10:30pm bed time lol
WHERES NEW FUCKING THREAD
weird how footy?sperg has been okay with all this garbage being posted
>>151077209We normally do 1000+ posts in our threads now.
>>151077128you can just do that in sydney or melbourne
13k steps today
if /nrl/ doesn't get a sticky this week, will it be seen as a failure?
do zoomers really watch movies on their phone?
>>151077225Cheaper to fly overseas than pay a local's rates.
The missus
>>151077240they had/have a moppy within their ranks not hard to msg mods to ask for one
>>151077249no they watch movies but cant get off their phone during it
almost october and we still haven't had more than three consecutive days of non overcast weather, kind of fucked up for vitamin d deficient retards like me.
>>151077250>he needs to pay to get laid
i'm just so sad and lonely all the time
>>151077249no because their phone is for scrolling,they watch movies on their $300 kogan tvs.
>>151077263everyone does
>>151077274no but steven liquid crystal display iykwim haha
i don't really like women so paying them is much more convenient
What the fuck are you lot doing with your lives?
i used to download films and put them on my ipod back in the day. had to remove a lot of music to do it which was annoying, but watching films on 7cm screens or whatever it was was comfy
I work, own a house, fuck the missus, get drunk, and shit post in between.
Watching movies on the phone stops you getting distracted and playing with your phone during it.Being able to pause movies is the worst thing that's happened for me moving watching wise. Typically takes me 1.5-2 hours to watch 1 hour of movie.
... i drive
Forgot to mention I also fiddle with my bumhole
>>151077319>Watching movies on the phone stops you getting distracted and playing with your phone during it.>what is PIP
>>151077324Based Rahjeed. Please be sure to drop my order off first.
>>151077339>PIP>On a 6 inch screen
>he only has 6 inches
looking forward to some owies level retardation from mathew clarke this off season
>>151077431>goes on tradio day 1 again and says he believes starcevich is worth the roaches R1 and isn't concerned that he's one bump to the head on the car door away from being retired
>>1510774076 inches used to be the go to average, but with proper research it's actually more like 5.2.4.5 -> 6.2 covers like 95% of men.
My cock is fucking MONSTROUS
>>151077431The trade as a whole was bad, the worst part was him getting games after being utter shit.
>>151077487>goes on tradio day 1 againfucking forgot about this lmaooooooo
>>151077487>one bump to the head on the car door away from being retiredkek
what am i
owies will be 29 when the season starts what the fuck
>>151077506pics or it didn't happen
Taking a dump and going bed. Night, faggots.
>>151077553meant for>>151077567
iggs could've had baker this off season for free lmao
>>151077585meant freo iykwim haha
>>151077585as if he would come after the year >we had
>>151077492
No one’s life is more irreversibly fucked than mine
>>15107763947% of the world don't have access to clean water.
>>151077618wasn't any worse than last year
>>151077659we literally won 5 times as much last year
>>151077630if only he had chosen to suffer for another 5-10 years elliot could have easily acquired an e-girl gold digging onlyfans slut by now.
>>151077630reads like a zachy post
>>15107765053% of human life don’t have lives as irreversibly fucked as mine
>>151077630There's an elliot in all of us
Feel like ordering ‘za
>>151077667yeah but it felt like we didn't get flogged as much. and we played some good footy against good teams.
>>151077650maybe because jeets shit in the ganges, africans can't into irrigation and plumbing, and chinese always dump shit in the yangtzemaybe they should just not be dumb and not breed so much
>>151077630As an American he wasn't far off.>5'9"Yikes. Kinda understand why he did what he did now.
mine is so thin
being fat is more of a limiting factor to me than the size of my bog standard dickif a chick is seeing your cock it's already a done deal right whereas if you're overweight you're already being judged
>Growing up>Computers were rare>Cousin had one, he showed me a porn video>First time seeing another guy's erect penis (the video, not the cousin)>Mine wasn't like that> . . .>Watch Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo>Character complaining about his penis, "it's like a thin piece of spaghetti">Thinking this all applies to me>I'm the pin dick they all make fun of. I'm the spaghetti dickCompletely mindfucked me; convinced me that I had a small penis.Turns out I mog, but didn't find that out until decades later.
>>151077870wonder what sort of people would make a movie like that
>>151077650>poor little magumbe travels 4 hours a day for clean watermove closer to where the clean water is then you dumb starving little cunt
i have a porno dick
>>151077951>I am 5'5"Sorry to hear that, bro.
>>151077858>he's never pulled it out on the streetnot a done deal at all champ
>>151077907delete this post ypu fucking antisemite it's literally another shoah
>>151077934Kek
>>151071423Actual demonic homosexuality
>>151077650Who gives a fuck
>>151071423Would get destroyed by a bow and arrow. Too big.
>>151078326>what is reaction speed
>>151078388The guy can't catch a football and you're expecting him to grab an arrow out of mid air?
How do you deal with your dad thinking that you’re retarded?
>EA is now owned by Saudi + TrumpsYou will install their kernel anti-cheat, right, anon?
>>151078443no but ea origin may newfag
>>151078443Can't even remember the last EA game I boughted
>>151075106Jesus Christ, the sister is absolutely kino
>>151078478last one i did was bf3 even though the marketing made it obvious it was going to be as dogshit as mw2bought it cos my mates didwish i had better mates back thenhalf of them probably thought 32 player servers were revolutionary
>The Geelong Catman wasn't doing a satirical performance
>>151078559Catman was at geelong's mad monday. He goes around with a swastika necklace, so that says a lot about the cats.
>>151078579Legit? Who invited him? Or did he just “find” the location. Feel retarded even typing this
>>151078579>Catman was at geelong's mad monday.That was Brad Close dressed up as him.
Brad Close is unironically the most consistent guy for the cats
>>151078771I'd probably give that title to Atkins or Stewart but I guess he's pretty consistent.
>>151078788Ah yeah, it’s probably Stewart
>>151078788looks like it's him.
>>151078788>>151078829Stewart has had 1-2 stinkers this year. His game against Hawthorn on Easter Monday was awful, but Sicily somehow managed to stink it up 5x worse. It's part of what made that game so fun.
Forgot atkins even existed, that’s just how quietly goes about it.
>>151078849he*
>>151078869Even forgot him in the sentence.
>>151078849Solid player. Defensive mids always get underrated.
>>151078893Kek
Can’t wait for origin
>>151078788>sniffa as brad fucking pitt from legends of the fallthe fucking ego on this cunt
>>151079565>Both accused of abusing womenIt's a meta joke too big for your smooth brain.
>3300 gf>1000+ yesty>barely 700 todaywe're slipping alf
>>151080234Cocky brisbane flogs have chased everyone off.
NRL at war with Channel 9 over Today’s AFL promotionThe NRL is at war with Channel 9 after the Today show went rogue last week in the lead-up to the AFL grand final.Australian Rugby League Commission chairman Peter V’landys has declared war on Channel 9 in the lead-up to the NRL grand final, after the Today show heavily promoted the AFL grand final.According to Code Sports, the NRL was inundated with complaints, and V’landys personally issued a please explain email after Nine’s breakfast program heavily promoted their rival league, which free-to-air rival Channel 7 has the rights to.Code reports that the AFL got more airtime than the NRL finals last week on Today, and it led to several clubs complaining to V’landys about the level of promotion.The report notes that one club official, who chose not to be named, said, “Channel 9 did a better job promoting the AFL than Channel 7, their rights holders.“Seriously, why would they want to encourage viewers to watch an event on another network?”The show also gave more airtime to covering the Brisbane Lions’ AFL grand final triumph than the Broncos ending Penrith’s dynasty on Sunday.It is not the first time Channel 9 has promoted the AFL over the NRL either, as two years ago they took the Today show to Adelaide to spruik the AFL’s Gather Round.And a look at the numbers shows exactly why the NRL’s feathers are ruffled.Saturday’s decider between Brisbane and Geelong had a viewership of a whopping 6.09 million people on Channel 7’s main channel and 7Plus.The AFL audience was slightly more than last year’s Lions v Swans decider, with the showcase event continuing to outperform the NRL grand final.
>>151080641NRL will smash those numbers on the weekend. The grand final is going to be epic.
hope for their sake it actually sold out this time. you could get a walkup gen adm ticket at the gate last year
i don't give a fuck about nrlel and i hope their shit sport flounders against the mighty afl
>>151082764NEWEY
