Halftime Chiefs up 20-10
• 2nd most playoff wins of all time• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time• Never missed championship round in 20s• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s• 2nd most pass TDs of all time in playoffs• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs!!
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Lamar "Turndaballova"
>>151063205shit teams
>>151063303And there it is
The ravens WILL win this game.
The Ravens fan KIWI has to use a trip if the other kiwi is here. It is too confusing.
Certainly the Ravens wont put together some spirited drives, get it within 3..and a MAHOMESIAN play happen and the Chiefs barely escape with a W...
HOLY KEK LOOK AT DIS BOGGED MEXINIGGUH
>>151063351They should just drive to each others house, you can drive the entire island in 8 minutes
W O W !W O W !W O W !W O W !
>>151063391bogged+alcohol face is a terrible combination
Im so fucking scared right now bros
Don't let this game distract you from the truth...
>>151063391Why do they all have to go crazy with the Botox? Just look your age, as a man you shouldn't care at all.
>>151063391
>>151063418Those two kiwis should meet up and fuck. Nobody will ever know about them engaging in anonymous gay buttsex.
Tush Pushing our way to victory
>>151063447Part of the contract to satan they take
why is this gamethread so dead
worthy of what?
The queefs must be the team that has the MOST slo-motion replay reviews ever aired on television.
He fucking flew through there
>>1510635641-2 shit teams
why do the ravens stink?
>Baltimore
>>151063621it's because their qb is black
>>151063621script says so.
it's over
>>151063621brain cell shortage
The Baltimore 1-3vens
It's over.
>>151063577>this level of COPEKWAB
lemar looks like he's slowing down
Ratbirds are trash, wonder if missing the playoffs will be what it takes for Harbough to get fired.
>>151063391>>15106332227-10>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!
>>151063701Lmao no. They could go 2-11 and he wouldn’t be fired.
Last year was the championship window for the Ravens
I have Harbaugh fatigue I've had Harbaugh fatigue for more than 4 yearsPeople told me Ravens fans were "lucky"I don't feel very lucky tbqhwyfampaiI just feel fatigued
>>151063735Yeah, they look genuinely bad this yearIts over
The biggest loser from this game is Josh Allen. Now that we know the Ravens are shit, who has Allen beat? The Dolphins, Jets, and Saints? KEK
why are Chiefs fans like this..
Any real niggas ITT?
>>151063701Test
Are the bills FRAUDS? Who have they beat? The shitty Ravens, Dolphins, Jets, and Saints?
actual shit teams
taunting
>>151063845it's not because they're chiefs fans, it's because they're redditors
>>151063888I've been told i am.
digits confirm ravens cumback and win
>LaDipshit
Ravens are ass
>non swimmer QBs
>[RACE] [POSITION]
Ravens are dog water lmao exposed
>>151063954>baltipoor fan check these and lamar burns his acl
>have a top 3 RB in the league>never give him the ball>let lamar get sacked 15 times a gameCurious.
>>151063954>off by oneKWAB
who would win, the best passer rating QB in the league vs one coughing smol bean LB spy?
>>151063845Go back fucking embarrassing to even possess this sc
>3&1>sit HenryLiterally free
>>151064007they did just give him the ball for a whole 2 yard gain
>>151064007They actually gave Henry the ball 3 times on that drive. Wow!!
where did my favorite kiwi go. Cum back to meUH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!
>>151063954>>151064004>>151064020these digits confirm that all three of you are phaggots
>>151064048It's just a September game :) Chiefs fans told me games don't matter until January anyway :)
>Baltimurder speshul teemz
Henry = runHill = pass
Half the Ravens' D was injured, this is an asterisk win for my Chiefs. We're not a poverty franchise like the Eagles and can admit when we have an unfair advantage.
>>151063888I smoke cigars, like sports cars, and watch the nba. I'm basically black.
Why dont they run it on 3 and 1? or even run a qb sneak with Andrews like the did last season? Are they that injured?
>>151064041nah ill keep lurking and gifting gems you ungrateful baboon miscreant
>>151063777The entire league is dog shit .
I think Henry fucked Harbuagh’s wife
>>151064122>still thinking about the Eagles
>>151063621
>>151064182So did I.
With Humphrey injured Jaire is 100% getting activated next game
>>151064122Eagles mentioned
Seeing your defense get carved up like this must be debilitating. Now you know what Cowcuck fans feel like, Ratbirdfags.
>>151064122malding
>>151064213Madre de Dios....
the digits to end all digits ravens win today and the owl
>>151064122yeah nothing to gloat about here but encouraging get back game nonetheless with * on both sides. just want to go 3-3 at worst til Rice is back. Defense continues to improve as expected for Spags
bahahahahahaha>r-refs won't notice!
>>151064278kwab
>Mulatto QBs in charge of knowing the rules
A MAHOMESIAN PASS ATTEMPT PAST THE LINE OF SCRIMMAGE
Gonna need a webm of that one
An absolutely MAHOMESIAN non awareness of the line of scrimmage!
WTH LOL
>>151064201>makes millions doing what he loves Has he really lost?
>offsides on the WR!!!uh oh....
Not arguing the call but explain me why that rule?
M A H O M E S I A N
oh, he finally got called on it?
>>151064335Qb cant throw the ball past where the ball is snapped (line of scrimmage)
>>151064122holy shit philly buck broke you lol
>>151064278It’s the opposite. Losing today means winning the owl because we’ll fire Orr for someone immediately better.
>>151064335because the refs say it is
>>151064335when you pass the line of scrimmage you become a runner and can't pass the ball forward
juju been cookin lately frfr
Ravens exposed early this year What will it take for harbaugh to get fired?
Well this game is over
>>151064384>>151064359No not that, wasn't the call on both? WR being lined up wrong?
>>151064335it's like the same way receiver can't go out of bounds then catch the ball. there has to be limits so players aren't able to do weird shit
>>151064360
LAMAR IS OUT ITS TIME FOR THE RUUUUSHHHHH
>>151064318>He's not a loser, he got paid to show up to workNew cope unlocked
>>151064291The Chargers getting booty blast by the Giants showed that it wasn't us who were bad, the Giants just have an elite pass rush. Herbert had 2 INTs and looked like a pedestrian.
Kek lamar has just given up
>>151064412He LIVES next to Eric DeCosta. They're fucking NEIGHBORS. He literally CAN'T get fired because EDC will have POO thrown on his LAWN
Go gettem coop!
Lamar Jackson got that boo boo face like someone said something about his momma lmao
....whomst?
>lahurt injuredsonit's never been more over
Lamar out - per Ian Rappaport “suspected hamstring injury, severity unknown but he doubtful to return - may miss up to 3 weeks”
>>151064412Lamar chimping out and demanding to be traded. I don't think anything else would do it, he's basically White Tomlin.
>LaBenched
>pooper flush
>you are watching Cooper Rush take snaps
>>151064492Truth. This is a real Jay Cutler moment.
>>151064530No, I'm not.
2 time 'MVP" riding the benchBAHAHAHA
Wish these shitter teams would tie
>Lamar out - per Ian Rappaport “suspected buck breaking, severity unknown but he doubtful to return - may miss up to 3 weeks”
Arrowhead has gave career ending PTSD per spn
Holy shit that prison ass Lamar Jackson shot I hope someone capped
>LAMEME BENCHEDOH NONONO KIWIBROS
>LaQuitonhisteam
>LAMEME BENCHED IN THE 3RD*breathes in*
>well old boy, if this is it, I hope you won't mind if I go out playing Cooper Rush
>laham stringson
>Lamarred
I CAINTI CAINT COACH
AND NEWWWWWWWWWWKWAB OFTHEYEAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
>>151064490Nah we looked like ass in Brazil and the Chargers are good but I'm not sweating that preseason game #4Giants D ain't bad yeah, didn't see how much of an upgrade Dart was but couldn't be much worse than Russ
>La1-3 -ACKson
Lmao
this decision is racist
>>151064412>>151064494>>151064512Ravens have had arguablly the best roster for the last 7 seasons right up there with the Eagles, Lions, and pre 2024 49ers. Ravens fans and players have no right to complain. You've had the best overral defense and a top scoring offense. What more do you crybullies want.
Would you rather live in Kansas MO or Baltimore MD
>>151064613>Chargers>Good
>Lameme benched himselfI wouldn’t waste myself with that o-line either
ravens are done this season
>making Cooper Rush run the ball because you refuse to hand it to Henry
hamstring is impossible to diagnose it's a depressive episode
>>151064626MO has to have better gun laws than Maryland./
we wuz MVPs an shit
King Henry is kinda mid now, too.
>>151064635he has a great oline wtf are you talking about
Lmao Chris Jones just beat their entire line himself
>>151064586
Lamar pulled a hammy racing to the toilet in between drives, too much sweet tea and fried chicken reports Adam Schefter
>Steelers 3-1>Ravens 1-3Oh my science!
LMFAO he threw it away on 4th Get mentally fucking wrecked
>mfw a 2x MVP QB just quit on his teamkek what a bitch
Can I get a link? I’m on the way home from watching Buccs blow it in Tampa, do me a solid
Cooper is fucking ass bro
ratbirds crashin out tremendously
>4th down>throwing it away
>>151064701Hey, that's Cowboys LEGEND Cooper Rush you're talking about.
When is the last time the chiefs played a major regular season game on the road?
>>151064664dude's also a bum
What the FUCK was that?????
It may be time to give up on the ravens
kiwitroon what went wrongIt was supposed to be their year
Why do the backups play like pussies? Nobody’s expecting anything from you just chuck it.
I could be popping globs right now.
Will the ravens have any players left to finish this game
Pops out there murdering a ratbird out of sheer spite.
>lafraud wtih fake injury quit on teamjesus christ, allen mvp JUST'd the fuck out of him. what a fucking bitch. not even faking it with muscle gun message or in blue tent or going back to locker room. just sitting there with his diamond plate tooth grill in coping and seething liek every other black quarterback when refs dont let them win.
You hate when Nick Wrong is Right, but he called this accurately. What a meltdown.
CHIEEEEEEEFS
Dis niggas is soft.
>>151064654gambler bros… surely king henry will score a touchdown..?
>>151064690>2x Most Valuable Pity award winner
>>151064753they have an easy schedule the next few weeks, they'll be fine
Lamar pulled an anthony richsrdson, the hamstring was cope they fed to holly
>>151064759bad practice. also why ravens fuck up as a team so much
They need to revoke those two MVPs holy shit has anyone quit on their team worse than this?
>Wiggins dedOH GOOD
I wish someone capped it, that look of Lamar with his grill looking into the camera, it told the entire story
>LaBlackQBs
>>151064759because backup qbs are clipboard holders who get into coordinating after “playing”
>>151064797Garbage time td if you get lucky. Theyll likely be throwing though
Link.
>>151064690I need to get into clown girl porn. Don't know where to start.
>>151064821GeNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151064843what a grab by Leo
TD
>>151064626Nobody lives "in" Kansas City, we're all the sprawling middle to upper class suburbs. It's nice, lots of green space, BBQ, all the draw and culture of a city without the dense urban blight. Low cost of living too
what's a geha?
Ladies and Gentleman, we have entered the Embarassment Zone.
They're just being mean now lmao
Harbaugh and Orr have to be out after this. Never seen the Ravens so obviously quit on their coaches
>>151064885Not much dawg what’s up with you
>>151064843>>151064866Thank you, bro.
Chiefs will have 50 points before the game is overIt's a blowoutShitbirds on suicide watch
>>151064797Lmao Henry’s game is done. Don’t let this loss deter you though. It was just exceedingly bad luck.
lmao my chiefies are absolutely breaking these weak raven boys
>Burrow and Lamar both have ruptured bussies95 year old Arron Rodgers is the most healthy QB in the AFCN
>>151064886>3rd and 1>deep drop back pass they deserve it
>>151064873St Louis is more violent but better overall
>all those injuries>it’s only Ravens playersOh yeah God is angry jealous Jew who loves everyone suffering. Another Queefs Owl I guess.
>>151064886Buttfumble II
If Jalen Hurts can statpad against an injured team, why can't Mahomes.
REMINDER THAT ED REEED WANTED TO BECOME DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR BUT DIDNT BECAUSE HE HATED HARBAUGH. WE COULDVE HAD MACDONALD AND REED.
PILE ON!
lol Chiefs can only win with reffies
>>151064917>it's just Flacco and Rodgers leftlol
>choofs are taking the AFC west againman
NOW THEY'RE TACKLING THEIR OWN GUYS LOLOL
It's time for Lameme's MVPs to be stripped. It's clear watching him in comparison to the Mahomeses, Allens, etc that he is a carried fraud and not that valuable at all. In fact his contract is a detriment to the franchise.
How unsufferable is Nick Wright going to be?
>>151064753The time to give up was years ago when Lamar got a shiny new coordinator, the #1 seed and an AFCG at home against a reeling, undermanned Chiefs team...and still lost because they put up 10 points. That's about as clear a "he's not that guy" guy game as there has ever been. It's been over ever since, Ravensfags just didn't want to admit it
The Baltimore Ravens franchise might never recover from this
>harbawww
He said he ain't catching that shit, nigga.
>>151064981She's kinda bad ngl
after this slop game we have to watch the cowboys
>>151064843>>151064866Lamar gonna be seeing Nick Bolton in his dreams
Lions really took the Ravens soul on Monday
>>151064981he's gonna bukakke on brou
>>151065025Not even gonna bother with that shit and I'm a Cowboys fan.
Ravens are booty cheeks ass
I don’t blame any of the players minus the o-line. It’s just coaching malpractice.
>>151064921which high school did you go to?
my iggles own the chiefs
Dude the Ravens are so BAD
>>151065035Tennessee Titans did in January 2020 Ravens front office just refused to accept it
>>151064966I'm just impressed that you actually used "they're" and "their" correctly.
If you're a backup QB why wouldn't you just air it out every play and meme chuck it constantly.>>151065064
>>151064906>missed it by one legmany such cases. did harbarough limit henry’s touches to send him a message?
i don't like the ravens chances if im being honest
>>151065098Not everyone can handle the Jamies Winston Gambit
That Bills win is looking less and less impressive.
>>151065118Chances?
>>151065072I really appreciate what the Titans did that postseason, knocking out the Patriots, Ravens, and then folding to the Chiefs in the AFCCG. I still remember that Mahomes run before halftime.
Surely it's Taylor prenupping Kelcee's ass right? shes like a billionaire
Someone should tell Cooper that he's allowed to throw beyond the LoS
>>151064981wtf Nick is married fo Zazie Beetz?!
both of these teams suck
>>151065160I'd imagine so.They seem happy right now. Good for them.
>>151065160prenups can get thrown out
>meme hours away from this retarded faggot being firedCan't wait for the announcement lads. Let's see what Monken+Pagano can do
As the resident Mahomes statfag, I don't mind him statpadding in garbage time against a wounded Ravens team. He deserves this from having to play 15+ games without his WR1 and WR2 duo.
>>151065160prolly, but depends on the judge
>>151065231HarCHAD will be your HC for years to come
>>151064981Extremely and he deserves at least some of it. Still don’t think the Chiefs are winning it this year though
>>151065102Probably
Can you even see shit from those nosebleed seats?
>>151065231maybe we can get mcdonald back.is he any good in Seattle?
>>151065235How does it feel to know that no one will ever consider him the GOAT except flyovers?
>>151065231Harbaugh won’t get fired mid season but there’s no reason to switch Orr out with Pagano
>>151065231How can you guys complain? You've had the best defense in the league and a great roster. You're spoiled. It's not the HC's fault he has a QB who chokes in the biggest moments. Same applies to the Lions with Goff.
How are the Ravens
>37I didn't know numbers that high existed
>>151065310>could’ve had Mike Macdonald as new HC>let him go to Seattlelol lmao
>>151065298He's not the GOAT yet, but he does have the best start in NFL history and it's not particularly close.
YEA IM FREEEEEEEEE
Chiefs can only win against injured teams and the Gnats
>3/3 on 4th down, just like the LionsLMAO
>>151065310>You've had the best defense in the leagueand lamar chocked it away 3 years in a row
>>151065389They're ironing out the kinks. Don't expect them to be mid for long
The worst part about this game is the post game interviews where players have to take the fall for Harbaugh
>>151065357>he does have the best start in NFL history
My chiefs not showing mercy :)
>>151065429They won't. He's gone 100% by tomorrow cap it
>>151065275You can, yes. The field looks big on TV, but it's actually quite small.I recommend sitting about halfway up, though, rather than nosebleed. Assuming you can afford these ridiculous ticket prices, of course.
>>151065461Gigacope
>>151065455
>eagles mentioned
>>151065499>took longer to get the same resultWorse start
>>151065461dude's been hc for too long to get fired 4 games into the season.
>>151065499
Turdy giving confidence to the bags only raises the stakes for my chiefs to win next week
>>151065532He has 1 owl win like 15 years ago fuck him
>>151065524>same resultHe has more TDs, yards, MVPs, probowls, wins, etc.....He mogs Brady in EVERYTHING.
>>151065543KEKAROOOO
HAHAHHAHAFUCK YOU BALTIMORE
>>151065556All that yet STILL took longer to reach the same heightStatpadding desu
>>151065555i really hope edc doesn't give lamar a new contract i want to start over with a new guy.
reminder Chiefs punter settled out of court to silence a girl he gang raped in college..allegedly
>>151065543>>151065557More TDsMore YardsMore WinsMore MVPsMore AccuracyMore Super BowlsMore Passer Rating
>>151065471Yeah same as football/soccer then.Im going to the Wembley game in 2 weeks with work, so I'll be in the hospitality part which should be cool.What isn't cool is that it's the Jets/Denver.
GARBAGE TIME TUDDY HOLY SHIT LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151065532the Oklahoma state coach just got fired and he's been there for 20 years
>>151065532@ me tomorrow if he's still employed
oh shit it's not over yet
>>151065611>less rings
What was the o/u
Why wouldn't you go for 2
>>151065606That's wild.I was in jail when they brought in those Vanderbilt kids that raped that girl.Those boys were scared shitless.
>>151065657too embarrassing
>>151065635At that age he's tied with Brady at 3 rings. Sorry your education system isn't good enough to read, maybe try asking chatgpt.
>>151065657Fatigue. The whole team is fatigued. Has been for years
>>151065657No dawg
Look at Lamar, cap unbuttoned, grill shining, on the bench laughing. Shows me what I need to know.
>>151065657because it literally doesn't matter
player of the day? alejandro kirk
If you're not going to 2pt + onside kick then just radio the Chiefs and tell them to take victory formation. If you're not going to try, then why bother playing the last 2 minutes?
Oh nvm lol they didHarbitch giving up kek
EMBARASSING showing by the Ravens. Unreal. Would love to be a fly on the wall in that front office this week.
>>151065613>What isn't cool is that it's the Jets/Denver.It has incredible meme potential. I hope you get to witness an absolute shitshow and have a fun time, anon.I'm talking blown coverages resulting in touchdowns, stupid turnovers, the whole bad team vs bad team package.
MY CHEFiessweeet sweeeet sweet victory Yeahsee y'all in prime time the next 2 weeks
>>151065808It won't take a week. I give it 12 hours at most before Harbaugh is fired. Zach Orr likely fired at the same time but Harbaugh 100% gone
Reid’s chomping nicotine gum
Mahomes finally has a WR1 caliber weapon in Worthy and throws for 4 TDs.>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!>UH OH, STINKY!UH OH, STINKY!
How nice of CBS to employ little people as reporters
>>151064954The white man marches on
>>151064873This is true of almost every city. We all live in the burbs in the greater metropolitan areas. Some of the city centers and downtowns are nice and gentrified though. Don’t know about KC, I don’t know much about it. St. Louis has a nice downtown for a couple blocks but you can get mugged or killed if you go outside it especially to Easter St. Louis which is full of burned down houses and nobody is white
Chiefs let's go laugh at the RAIDERS
LMAO and the fucking Raiders just had their winning FG attempt blocked.KC stays winning.>>151065859>UH OH, STINKY!I see that posted all the time. Is it a quote or reference to something?
>>151065722who cares, he'll never get another ring
>>151065855I would love to believe this to be true, but it won't be.
>>151065859>WR1 caliber weapon>Worthy
>>151065973and by the OUTSIDE rusher HOLE-EE
>>151066084That's funny. I'm gonna find a replay and laugh with it on loop.Fuck the Raiders. No city even wants that shit franchise.
>>151065310>You've had the best defense in the league and a great roster.That's the point anon. They've had a talent roster with a top tier QB (at least during the regular season) and they have fuck all to show for it. At least Tomlin hasn't had a QB for 6 years as an excuse for not doing anything in the postseason.