SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALLKICKOFF: 8:20 ET / 5:20 ET
DA BEARS
Ravens spiritually won today because John Harbaugh will finally lose his jobThank you Kansas City for finally waking up Steve Biscotti for us
GO PACK GO
Micah Parsons' name will be said over 100 times tonight.
>>151065747wish they'd do commentary on packer gameswould be awful but still fun
>>151065777That would be an immense level of kino
these teams suck ass. i actually can't even name one good NFL team come to think of it
bit early, innit?
My Colts without AD Mitchell would BTFO these shit teams
>>151066031shut the fuck up
>>151066031Only 60 bings
jerruh
how old is this mfer
Jerry is thinking "who let this ole girl speak?"
Jerry Jones will die without seeing a superbowl
How many get added to the collection tonight?
dik pisspot
>>151065711The rest of their schedule is easy. They'll get into the playoffs at like 11-6.
whose cum is kay gargling?
>>151066413...why would she post that?
God I just wanna hold this little twink face down and perforate his colon while I make him call me Mr. HandsGo Chiefs
Where my /druk/ chads @???WHAT A LIFE
Jerry jones is the most delusional motherfucker I’ve ever seen in pro sports
>>151066395>>151066344>>151066318JJ is the result of demons sacrificing goyim plebs and drinking/bathing in their blood to preserve their skin suits. Jerry Jones and other elites are quite literally demons that have existed since the dawn of time. They cycle through different human vassals but t try and preserve the ones the inhabit as much as possible since its so difficult to find a compatible host
>>151066413>camera with 4 lensesmight've gone too far in a few places
Are the packers the good guys?
>>151066436
Easy Packers win tonight.
does pregame talk always suck this much
>>151066448you sound clinically insane
>>151066474>black qbsneither team is.
Who's going to be the half time show this year?!My bet is on Armin van Buuren!
>>151066474Wowzers. Built for BWC
Digits claim Jerruh's death date.December 25, 2029
>>151066486Yes. And then the game (commercials) kick into full gear.
never thought i'd say this frens but because of circumstances, i tonight i have to be a cowboy fan fren all night long. cowboy frens you can do this
>>151066486*enters thread*
>>151066486>does pregame talk always suck this muchthe routine changes due to JJ being onJJ gets what he wants
This season has had 0 (ZERO) sovl and I simply do not care to watch any games.
>>151066515October 1st, 2025. He will pass from a stroke or heart attack
>>151066474Yes
>>151066515halftime of this game when the packers are leading 35 - 0
>>151066505atombombpocketknife
I think the SB Half time show will be another pop or rap slop.
>>151066538>no chin>man tits>sucked in gut>green gaychecks out
>>151066505It’s gonna be ice spice and snoop dog
>>151065600The 'Boys will win on their way to the playoffs.
>>151066534I'm starting to watch baseball and NHL. I never thought I'd start watching baseball, but this season has been so shit (and last season too) that here I am.
>>151066515March 9, 2049 HE IS ETERNAL
>>151066515February 8th, 2100
>>151066505I'm no Vegas man but Sabrina Carpenter seems like good odds on polymarket
>>151066594>RoboJerryGrim
Black QBs are covered in cocoa butter. That's why their receivers can't catch anything.
>>151066505Sadly, I could see it being Taylor Swift. Thus assuring the Chiefs make the Super Bowl
>>151066558That’s right anon
Go.Pack.Go.
rate my jalapeno poopers
Prescott vs Prescott Jr
>>151066515Feb 5, 2026 Jerruh gets the entire Super Bowl devoted to him
>>151066594Honestly, I cant wait till some billionaire actually tries the cyborg shit.You have all the money in the world, keep yourself alive.The Bryan Johnson guy getting blood transfusions is pretty lame. Biological bodies are weak, get rid of them to truly live longer.Its gotta happen sooner or later right?
>>151065600The cow goys will lose
>>151066596While popular, she doesn't have nearly the fanbase to do this. I vote Green Day, which would be cool if it was 1995.
Why is Gemini struggling with this? Seems like a basic math operation to me.
>>151065711Lamar Jackson gave up on his teamThe definition of a QUITTER
what are these tops called? i want to get some for my sister
>>151066686The commercials say to use Claude
I been here when it was gloryhole days and I been here when it wasn't. And right now I want me some gloryhole!
>>151066505there is a resurgence of late 90s and early 2000s music so it's gonna be a medley. >current rock performer/band, maybe "linkin park">surprise song by limp bizkit>surprise songs by nickelback/staind/shinedown/3 doors down/etc>end with creed
>>151066687The entire team gave up on Harbaugh today. Marlo and Roquan left the game before Lamar did. You clearly don't know what a mutiny looks like
>>151066515July 22nd, 2032
>>151066695>women can monetize their tits like this but i can'tsays a lot about society
>>151066515October 12th 2025
coach primate
START THE GAME BAKA DESU SENPAI
My Chiefies can't stop winning
>>151066712>resurgence of late 90s and early 2000syou mean 90s/00s trance music.... right?.....right?!I think America is ready to have an EDM superbowl halftime show
>>151066515April 14th, 2034
>cowgirls
>>151066711I know we post racism on this board, but that aside, I would bet my life that this man still calls players niggers 10-20x a week.
>>151066440About to pour my the last of my bourbon that I've literally "been waiting for sunday night!"
Lamar Jackson does not have an injury
Cowboys are going to win, I put that on jerrys life.
>>151066751These dumb whores probably don't even know how to show a horse or bell some hay
>>151066746>armin van buren>edmbuddy, that's eurotrance like tiestö etc. And no it's not gonna work ksut because some zoomie frens discovered them and this on tiktok...seriously fren dont ever call that EDM again hehe
>latina wife>wife's parents staying with us>I cook enchiladas >FIL proclaims they're the best he's ever had>MIL clearly hurt>literally has no skills, interests, or pursuits in life besides cooking for the familyMIL now upstairs crying, wife up with her. FIL sitting in the TV room with me not giving a shit. Says she's probably "menopausing again" and I should pay attention because this is my future too.Go Cowboys.
>>151066515He's got a long way to go pal!
>>151066777Trips of truth. The team mutinied against Harbaugh today. He's fired within 12 hours
>>151066751
college football was better this week
>>151066515hopefully tonight
>>151066713>be niggerbirds>get mugged and quitKWAB
>>151066784Have you listened to Armin's newer stuff? It's all like trance/techo/mainstage/EDM fusion these days. I still like it. Maybe when he does the halftime show he'll play a few classics though.
>>151066754He knows his players dick sizes. He views himself as a plantation owner 100%
>>151066813When is it not?
>>151066828most weeks
>>151066617NFL wanted her but she declined
>>151066813better like funnier or better like quality?
You should honestly should have had so much sex in your 20s that your 30s should be dedicated to other hobbies virgins
>>151066824you reckon jerruh is a cuckposter like vince mcmahon?
>>151066822fren it's not gonna happen because the audience wants generic rap. it has to be rap/hiphop/current trdnd music because otherwise media will give NFL bad rep...
>>151066841more compelling and quality of play
>>151066824I was always kinda pissed South Park didn't make Jerry a part of that Crack Baby Basketball Association episode. >Stu-dent Ath-o-letes
>>151066759WHAT A LIFE
>slides into frame flawlessly
>>151066505>>151066617Anon I..
i hate this guy so much its not even funny
>>151066813Nah
>>151066824Probably has to be reminded before press conferences to not refer to his linemen as mandingos
>>151066785get divorced and marry her dad, he can appreciate a good cook
>not a single male among the cowbow's cheerleading squad2025 senpai
>>151066875The one's where he's in his basement listening to shitty local bands is kinda funny.
>>151066712As long as.it isn't RHCP. It's gonna be RHCP though. Linkin Park with some Evanescence is a good guessKid Rock in there would be dope, but is it possible in pozzed America?
>>151066875He rides nostalgia because childhood is the last time he could see his own weiner
>>151066855aboslutely he hates niggers, but hes proud of having the biggest and strongest ones.
>>151066862trance is making a comeback
WE
>employer gives me a boot voucher worth $325>buy boots off amazon>save invoice>cancel order>submit invoice to employer for reimbursement >get $325 tax freeHoly shit I’m based
>>151066862Probably something horrible like Travis Scott
>>151066845I spent my 20s screwing 30 different women.I'm ready to settle down now.
>>151066909DEM
we's be dem sois
those commentator pick tokens looked AI as fuck
why the fuck are the pornposters allowed?
>>151066887tsk. they should learn from the eagles
I’m rooting for the green bay packers tonight!
>>151066921>this user is underage
Why is football kind of gay though?
>>151066875WHAT THE FUCK…what is that thing?
>>151066874That's actually based.SIMP refs will hopefully keep the game fair.
waiting all day
WAITIN’ ALL DAY FOR A BBC
WAITIN ALL DAY
>>151066963>implying the choofs are making it to the owl
>>151066961Worlds skinniest Mexican
>>151066959>the flag
BEEN WAITING ALL DAY FOR A SNEED AND FEED
>>151066922Why stop there? I've fucked 20+ women THIS YEAR and I turned 40 in July
>>151066908flavour of the month on tiktok unfortunately. It'll be just like phonk for a few months and then disappear from the spotlight>>151066900i dont see evanescence in superbowl... not big enough. i dislike rhcp and will not watch that shit. Linkin Park could happen because they will urge people forget about chester and say that "chester would be proud" and "this is the best linkin park ever". also they released an album not long back.Worst case would be coldplay
WAITIN ALL DAY FOR A BBC!
>>151066900I would shit my pants for Kid Rock.>Pitch black>Lone light starts to turn up>MY NAME IS KIDDDDDDDDDDDDDD >KIDDDDDDD ROCKKKKKKK>Bawitda starts playing
IVE BEEN WAITIN ALL DAY FOR BBC!ALRIGHT WHAT A NIGHT ITS FINALLY HEREFINNA PUT SOME BBC DEEP INTO MY REARIF YOUVE GOT A BBC BETTER GET IT IN GEARI KNOW ITS GONNA HURT BUT I AINT GOT NO FEAR![CHORUS]IVE BEEN WAITIN ALL DAY FOR BBCSUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL JUST DONT DONT DO IT FOR MEA GIRL HAS WANTS AND A GIRL HAS NEEDSI WANNA GET THAT THANG DEEP INSIDE OF ME [VERSE 2]HEY JACK ITS A FACT THE SHOWS BACK IN TOWN!BBC IN MY FACE AND IM BOUTTA GO DOWNWITH A BBC YOU KNOW I AINT GON FROWNGIMME THAT BBC ANS LWTS GO TO TOWN![GUITAR SOLO][CHORUS]IVE BEEN WAITIN ALL DAY!(WAITIN ALL DAY)WAITIN ALL DAY FOR B B C!!
HEY JACK ITS A FACT
All right sunday night where you?
coom til your testicles stop workingsimple as
WAITING ALL DAY FOR A BBC
>>151066515September 29, 2025
>>151066986>>151066990mutts law
>>151066974Not with they way they've been playing so far...
>>151066881>divorce a latinaYou trying to get him murdered, bro?
Waiting all day for a slopday night!
>>151066928how much autism is needed to care about things such as this?
Do you think Cris is jealous Carrie says hey to his son, but not him
>game is about to startFINAL SCORE PREDICTIONS?
Coywbosis!!
BUM BUM BUM MUM MUM NUH NUHNUHNUH NUH
This the chick that just bought a house in Malibu
Hoping Green Gay wins so I can laugh at the Cowshits for another week
>>1510670081993.
>>151066988It's going to be some gay safe country like morgan wallen
>>151066970>>151066986>>151066990good morning sirs
>>151066990Thank you anon that was beautiful
>>15106701114-10 GB
Tomorrow
Is it true Mike Tirico is Italian?
>>151067011>>151067022CREAMY BOOBIES
>>151067011love old hags like this, me
>>151067011>>151067022have sex
First time watching SNF on my smart tv, and HD is doing Chris no favors, bro looks like a ghoul
>>15106701138-15 sois
Streaming for anons + VChttps://discord.gg/9FnVmEAz
>>151066695Over the shoulder boulder holder
>>15106651503/07/2026 Press D.
What's on the menu tonight boys?
>>151067036Only if Dario Franchitti is
Can we please have just one Dallas gamethread without Eagles shitters ruining everything?
>>151067050You didn't even give us anime feet this time
why did (((NBC))) hire the two biggest FAGGOTS in the media world to be their designated SNF talking heads?
New week tomorrow
What are y'all drinking?Yeah I'm comfy!
>>151067057Cock
>>151066914Have fun with your shit boots. Should have invested and got some well fitting Red Wings.
>>151067011I don't see a sauce
>>151067062sure we can try
Jerry's face is swelling and bruising which means he's retaining fluid which means his heart is slowly shutting down
Kalshi has Bad Bunny leading the odds to be the halftime performer, but I doubt it because he is supposed to be touring in Chile at the time.
>>151067075goddamn
they don't even give a fuck about anyone on the Packers this game other than Parsons lmao
>>151067071Sometimes I feel like I'm living the same week over, and over, and over, and over again.
>>151066984> ColdplayAlready headlined (and I like 2000s Coldplay). Im thinking Evanescence being called up to do My Immortal but merely as a side piece to Linkin Park.
kek, NBC just put parsons up as green gay's marquee player.kwajordynmanlover
>>151067057A log of shit from Andy Sixx's asshole.
>>151067075>feet poster is still hereUH OH STINKY!
>>151067075
>>151067071but also comedy
>>151067057This one isn't as funny as the McDonald's doordash order
>>151067060>>151067075dude why
>>151067075Just had a big sandwich now sipping on some sambuca
The commercialization of this sport has tipped over into a level of absurdity that I can't handle anymore. I feel like I'm just being my ultra'd for two and a half hours
how have they not replaced "waiting all day for sunday night" yet
I have jungle fever
My undefeated Super Bowl 59 reigning champions, the Philadelphia Eagles, have already bootyblasted one of these shit ass teams and would bootyblast the other.
>>151066695Why 1 nipple, though?
>>151066505Viagra Boys with Amyl & The Sniffers
>>151066988Kid Rock would legit kick fucking ass. He hasn't headlined but was a side piece in the early 2000s.
>>151066686forgot to capitalize black, so you went to back of the queue
>>151067096Same here fren
>>151067129>>151067130>Many are saying this!
>>151066990I can hear the cheek claps
>>151067129Pardon Chauvin.
They're really trying to make this a story huh?
>>snf > mnf > 2nd slate sunday games > tnf > european slate games > 1st slate sunday gamesI don't make the rules
time to suck off micah parsons
>>151067129>>151067130based punk rocker President Donald Trump.
>>151067075>non-diabetic toesthis board is gonna flip
puckers
>>151067151Yes
GUYS BREAKING NEWS: My uncle works for the NFL and he said the Super Bowl halftime band is Limp Bizkit
Yeehaw I'm a a ding dong diddly cow man tonight because I hate me some fudge packers yes sir e
Jerry Jones owns a football team because it’s the only legal way for him to own black people
>>151067096Me too, anon
>>151067103Jets phins for worst game of the season
HOL UPHOL UPWE DEM BOYZ
>>151066751Too fat
>>151067057home made chicken pot pie
>>151067096As an alcoholic, this is so true. I seriously have to get my life together
>>151067117>I have jungle feverSame
>>151067166That would go insanely hard.
>>151067151What else are they going to talk about for 3 hours?
>>151066938pornposters are furniture in this house
Cant wait to see eberflus put on a defensive masterclass
>>151067096As I get older I realize why people have kids because at least you see some change through that.
>>151067155weird pregame routine you have there anon.
>>151067166I saw Limp Bizkit at Raymond James Stadium in June
>>151067170>and that's a good thing
Run the damn ball(right at parsons)
>>151067117i have yellow fever
Queefs are finishing the season 12-5 and going to the owl again this year to play against the stoolers. Taylor Swift is the halftime show.
>>151067186>pornposters are furniture in this house?
>>151067057Same as always
>>151067201>>151067202
>>151067075Seriously, get that fungus checked out. that stuff can drop you six feet under.
HOW IS ALMOST OCTOBER ALREADY
>>151067210McDonald's?
anyother cowbros hoping we lose in humiliating fashion?at this point I want Jerry to suffer more than I want the boys to win
>>151067075Pinot noir
>>151067096it gets worse as you age and those weeks start to feel like dayst. 44 year old
>guy gets traded>bitch and cry about it like a womanWhen did this league get so soft?
BIG HEAD
>>151067182Do you at least have a job anon?
>>151067205Chiefs are the good guys this year so will be fun
this faggot will do nothing all night and they will continue pushing the narrative until the clock ticks to 0:00.
>>151067223I cant wait until this year is over desu
was watching an interview 30 minutes ago and dack was sweaty as fuck. how the game hasnt even started
That video package with Jerry Jones talking shit was actually pretty cool
>>151067226>>151067227Kek tranny mentality, just want to drag everyone down with you
My Reffies
>>151066505>san fran owlhmm
>>151067223I turn 34 next weekIt's over
>>151067223You mean SPOOKY MONTH?
>>151067227>troon wishing harm on a white christian capitalistpotteri
>>151067242thinkin about parsons
>>151067075I'm currently fasting every other day so water
>>151067205Stoolers and Choofs are in the same conference
>tirico already with the injury cope narratives
Packers gonna stomp these retards
Let's go cowboys!
>>151067096damn fren, i hope you (and rest of the frens who feel the same) find your place but it is true that things dont miraculously happen by themselvea
How we feeling tonight reffie bros? We gonna see a good performance?
pretty impressive how jordan love has fooled people into thinking he’s not a shitty qb
>year three>as a starterkek, he's a 6-year veteran, you fucking faggot.
>half coverage
What even is a 'Packer'?
GREEN BAY FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRST DOWN
>>151067281frenPosting is so fucking retarded
DAMN
DRAGON
It beginsThat cowboys secondary is going to get ass ravaged
Girls D is absolutely horrendous.
Did they take down the streaming hub sites? I can't find the usual places to find streaming links.
>>151067285He's elite. Just needs 10 seconds in the pocket every play and then he's lights out
>>151067166My dad works for Nintendo and says it's gonna be Butthole Surfers
>>151067297don't talk to Finland that way you faggot
Wew, made it just in time. Spent the entire day decorating my bathroom for the game. Whatchu guys think???
>>151067257Nah, it was over when you turned 30, the inbetween years dont matter till you hit 40
>2 receivers there to catch the ball>nobody in coveragelmao
I'm an alcoholic and no one at work invitesme to anything when they're setting something up
>>151066633Undercooked 'acon and fucking catfish? breading? terrible anon. Did you even cheese stuff the penors?
2 DRAGONS
>>151067308https://strikeout.im/nfl/1/dallas-cowboys-vs-green-bay-packers-stream
>>151067297im sorry you feel that way fren
>sois pass defensekekekekekekekek
BAD BUNNY TO BE ANNOUNCED AS SUPER BOWL HALF TIME SHOW HEADLINER
>>151067308It's .is now
>>151067308NBC is free
>>151067285>pretty impressive how jordan love has fooled people into thinking he’s not a shitty qbLMAO YOU SAY THIS AS HE THROWS A FUCKING DRAGONLAY OFF THE TYLENOL
>>151067297nonfren detected
Throw that shit
>single defender covering two receivers pretty elite desu
>>151067297Lighten up, bucko.
>>151067321I wouldn't either you addict faggot ass loser
>>151067075the nebbiolo on the left
Tucker Kraft Mac & Cheese
>>151067334>1 pass>on blown coveragekwapacktard
>>151067315>put a mirror in front of the toilet>have to watch the girls lose and yourself shit at the same time
HOL' UP
>>151067324Based, thank you
Where is the anon that said Jordan Love is elite
>>151067316My 32nd year was awesome.
>>151067352>ACKTUALLYLMAO
>>151067308you can watch it on NBC's website
>>151067329please god no
WE DEM SOIS
Wasn’t this ref on MNF or otherwise on national tv earlier this year
Shaboozy and jelly roll would make for a epic halftime show
It's so over.
>>151067357No problem........fren
ANOTHER FUTURE HOFer-TIER SCREEN PASS BY JORDYN MANLOVER!WHHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!
>>151067223it's not even 7:30PM and it's pitch black outside
>>151067354>trump just invaded portland with armored vehiclesBout fucking time.
>>151067354I'd nuke Portland with every nuke in existence
>>151067285He's Brett Favre 2.0 where he's guaranteed to throw some of the most retarded shit you've ever seen every game.
>>151066981Where do you find them
Touchdoooooown
>>15106651525th of April 2047 during the draft
>getting mossed by a diaper helmet
You know, as mutts go Dak's not the worst-looking. Love is much uglier than Dak.
>>151067354It's the lamest and gayest version of it though. He's just using it to fuel personal petty drama and make national guard people awkwardly stand around for a week
>>151067075just water
Guardian caps should be banned
>>151067354and what are you gonna do about it pussy
its over
Cowgirls suck. Turning off this garbage game
Need a screenshot of that packers water girl
>>151067354>noooo not the heckin dead commies
>>151067259Clever to use a Nissan.
Any English speaking Dallass fans around?
>>151067354Hopefully they euthanize every one in that shit hole
why does it wound like they're playing in Lambeau?
>>151067344What a life haha
>>151067369she was SO FUCKING CLOSE to going full JAV
ANOTHER FUTURE HOFer-TIER 2-YARD PASS BY JORDYN MANLOVER! HOW DOES HE DOOOOOOOOOOOO ITTTTTTTTTTT? WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mike Tirico raped multiple women
>>151067405They are surrounded by alligators my guy
>>151067373I hate it when it gets dark earlyHold me Seasonal Depression bros
which team has more Mexican fans, the cowboys or the packers?>t.9ers Stan
>>151067405que?
>>151067354Absolutely based
>>151067354The saying is, “too stupid to see the forest from the trees” you retarded pinko tranny
why did the cowboys stop playing defense
>>151067412Casually ignoring the 50yd pass to get there?
why doesnt one player just step on the back of one of his lineman and use him like a spring board to block a kick?
My Packies :)
>>15106651513 (You's) and nothing.This nigga is never gonna die.
>>151067408That was my thought as well. Guess Jerry scared off all the Cowboy fans. I'm just rooting for the cowboys this game because i'm a lions fan.
vamos vaqueros el equipo de america
>You now remember Josh Jacobs WILL go into the Hall with the Raiders
>>151067431moar clock time
>>151067405hola senior
>>151067420I love it. I fucking hate the Summer.
Ive done nothing since 9:30am but sit in my chair and watch football. I didn't even get up to make food I door dashed taco bell and didn't tip the driver
>>151067359Ummm ACTUALLY you mean your 33rd yearYou could just say “when I was 32 years old”Or you could say “my thirty third year”But your thirty second year was NOT when you were 32Because your first year was when you were 0And your second year was when you were 1 year oldAnd so onAnd so forth
>>151067435Because that would be too based for this cuck league
>>151067433>double blown coveragekek. although, you'd know plenty about blowing doubles, you faggot.
I ain’t worried, my cowboys will make this competitive
>>151067435they made that illegal a long time ago, there's a picture of someone doing it in a game though
Those big ass helmets make the league look like peewee level.
I used to be an alcoholic then I entered my 30s lmao drinking is for kids grown ups micro dose LSD and shrooms
>>151067435it's illegal
>>151066515December 25th, 2025
>>151067442
>>151067430AWOOOGA
>>151067354>Trump about to remove Portland from the mapHe's doing god's work
>>151067423Alejandro?
>>151067449>didn't tip the driverholy based
OMG here comes Micah Parsons vs. his old team.OMGOMGOMGOMG
Never 4get
>>151067354Can we get a mini riot kino thread going? I don't want to go to /pol/
>papa johns dough made with six simple ingredientswhy the fuck do they need six ingredients for pizza dough?it's water, yeast, olive oil, and flour....what are the other two?
>>151067466OH SHIT
>>151067405no comprende
>>151067295Fudge packer
>>15106742349ers have the same amount of Mexican fans while having 1/3 the white onesgo back
>>151067483love and religion
>>151067470Bro that's a cartoon, what's wrong with you.
Who /Wisconsin/ here? Downtown Madison here.
>>151067449
>>151067482>I don't want to go to /pol/yes u do
>>151067483water & salt
>>151067483salt and leaveningDUH
>>151067445Wouldn't you rather throw a left upper cut since you can generate more force
>>151067483Butter and garlic maybe
>>151067479did she drink too much
>>151067466WINRAR JERRY DIES NEXT CHRISTMAS.Congrats on your win anon. Everyone else, thanks for playing :)
>>151067450My apologies. Thank you for correcting me anon. First time anyone's been nice to me in a while. I don't even think my cat likes me
>>151067503used to live in Madison. what place has your favorite curds?
>>151067378Online. Dating sites or hookup sites. Also shitty bars at 2am. I also fuck hookers but that's only like.. 5 of those. I also usually arrange to have cocaine if I'm hitting on women, because 20 year old.women love cocaine and it speeds the process up if it's 2am at a dive bar and I have a bit of coke and coincidentally it's last call and the rest of the coke is at my place.I don't get to go out all the time since I have my kids half the time and I work and so on, so when I do I make it count.
>>151067440make an update video
>>151067466this would make my Christmas magical
saw my ex for the first time in 2 years bros. i didn't break down but man was it tough to see her again. she wasn't with anyone else and I didn't talk to her, but I'm nearly positive she saw me. why does it hurt still, /sp/
>>151067466>AI Jerruh before AI gets good
>quayoh, yeah, i remember that bitch.
Cowboys suck. Games over
Cowboys made it look like the Bears have a QB. They'll make Jordan Love look like God tonight. Shouldn't even run. Just have any QB pass it 60 times and have their statistical career game.
Vaqueros > bahia verde
>>151067483flouride, red40
>>151067449They know you don't tip when the accept the order and fart and spit on your food you're better off not ordering out if you're not tipping
>>151067516More like not enough
>>151067522I'm going to try that cocaine method, thanks anon
>dick poopsuck
>>151067534We still have Dak garbage time Stats to collect
>>151067435Illegal... same reason you can't have a 120 pound dude and just throw him over or lift someone at the waist
>>151067503Yo! Based madison has the GREATEST man-only gloryholes!
Bro how many Packers fans are in there? Feels like an away game for Dallas.
>>151067534And grass is green. More news at 11
>>151067259STONE COLD ET
>>151067526life isn't worth living, simple as
>>151067420you need some nice lighting fren :) before you notice it's alreadt superbowl and we're creeping to march, frens have more pep in their step and you notice birds again! it's not so bad fren, trust me i know. do cool winter stuff! Pic related was me last february!
>>151067526I saw my ex gf and she gained like 20-30 pounds and got fat as fuck
Does Schottenheimer have anything to recommend him as a coach, other than his daddy being one?
>>151067523B-but it's football season
>>151067483finna, dab
>Poop Superscoop
>>151067408Packer fans are universal.
I've been single for almost 4 years now.
>>151067559Those are just Micah fans bro
>>151067503I don't like being this close to an anime fag
>>151067513nasty
>>151067545It was a female driver so I don't mind tasting her ass and spit
Was any expecting anything different from this game?
Has there been a season in the last 25 years that the Cowsois didn't get a slate of prometime games? The rest of the country shouldn't be exposed to such levels of suckage because muh merrikka's team n shieet.
>>151067569I know, I'm watching football too
>>151067580>Micah fans>fans of a specific playerNuFL is gay.
>>151067559Many such cases.
>>151067503yeah buddy
someone bake
>>151067531member when he pushed the other teams medical staff kek
>>151067516Either that or she ate undercooked chicken
>>151067604Games over don't bother
>>151067600This sport has been gay since at least the legalization of the forward pass
>>151067578That’s okay anon, before the pandemic i was single for like 4 years. Now i have a wife, a house, a pet, and trying for a kid.
>>151067604Still a little earlyNeeds more time in the oven
>>151067567mine was about as I remembered her. just seeing her face gave me fuckin ptsd man. I froze and left the store without saying anything. what did you do when you saw yours?
>>151067607>memberWhy, yes, I do.
>>151067594We're the very best team in the NFL, and the best teams get the primetime TV. Everyone in America loves us, and that's why we're America's team. You can cope, you can seethe, but that's just the way it is. We're just the class of the league. Period.
>>151067604>>151066373>>151066373>>151066373
>>151067589Her boyfriend did it woman drivers are never alone
>>151067615this, fuck Heisman
>>151067604I'm all out of muffin ingredients, sorry
>>151067594There's a national agreements to let Cowshitters have the spotlight so we can all laugh at them at the same time for national bonding.
>>151067565You're right. That's what I like about NFL it keeps me occupied. Then spring is here right after the superbowl
>>151067526My ex attempted suicide in front of me and then cut herself in my bed for two weeks while I slept on the couch. Women simply aren't worth it. I'm getting a dog.
Imagine thinking onion and mushrooms are anything other than icky modifiers to any dish. If you eat mushrooms specifically you deserve to be waterboarded
>>151067625>30 posts early
>>151067603>when the dnr refused to accept there were mountain lions in the stateproof they are utter retards who've never stepped foot inna woods
PLAY DEFENSE YOU STUPID FAGGOTS
>>151067526The opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference.
yeahhere we go
MicahParsons
they cant allow players to wear those ridiculous spaceballs helmets anymore
look at the BIG BRAIN ON DOUUUUUUBS
Wisconsin seems very comfy t. North Carolina
texanons, is Ford really the best in Texas?
black mascot is a fucking marketing meme fuck u jerryanti-racist homo dope bitchmade faggot ass nigger loveri get fish scale cocaine
>>151067641you're mentally a child
i still dont know what pff rank is
dave campo showed up to my cub scout camp when i was a kiddon't really have any reason for me saying that besides my dad got to see all the super bowls his whole life, and while i was alive for the 3 in the 90s ive suffered forever under guys like campo
>>151067624You're not the best team, you're the most bandwagonned team and that's nothing to flex about
the diaper helmet is kinda cute, makes them look like toddlers
>>151067672What is that anon?
>>151067642that thread was posted an hour ago, retard.
>>151067620Realized I dodged a bullet and then drank so much wine I threw up
>>151067675pro football focus
Ayo why this nigga head so big
>mention Clowney>he immediately whiffs on a run stop
>>151067640jesus man. I hope you're in a better place
NO STRETCHZONE
>>151067661this exact the opposite, every player should be forced to wear them
As a texans fan who lives in IL, I hope the packers r*pe the cowboys.
>my zones are getting stretched, daddy
>>151067675PFF doesn't know ball. Don't worry about them
>>151067675pure fucking faggot rank
>offensive fucking holding
>>151067686I'd rather get CTE than wear one.
>>151067694good for you man. hope you're doing better now
ayo these Cowgirls finna get dabbed on.
I genuinely don't understand why you don't change a system that is objectively not working
>>151067672>t. turboautist
Migrate I guess>>151066373>>151066373>>151066373
>>151067724no you don't faggot
Captain Planet here reminding you to recycle!>>151066373>>151066373>>151066373
>hot coworker’s husband is a dyel sois fanfeels good to MOG
>>151067704In the same week as the attempt, my job ended and I got laid off and my bank account was hacked. It's been a miserable year. I'm finally barely no longer homeless and hopefully am getting a real job again this week. I made 150k last year and I've literally lost everything. but I'm not dead. so there's that.
>>151066373go here
>>151067724We get it, you're a retard
This O line is fucking killing me
>>151067632that is how it feels as an AFChad yeah
>>1510677542025 has been shitting on you, goddam. good luck getting your job mate. rooting for you
>>151067526Your ex has been getting cream pied by different men since you broke up. She doesn’t think about you. Why do anons get hung up on a bitch that doesn’t want them anymore? Be better than that
>>151066875I look like this>>151066961Joey's super world tour.>>151067276Migo...
>>151067567Kek
>>151067075wasting those claws. you could be digging to china right now to flex on your enemies, and there's not even a spec of dirt on them.shameful.
>>151067847physical relationships /=/ meaningful and long lasting relationships man. if someone wronged you I get it. I hope you find someone that finds value in you and you in them. good luck man
>everyone fucks off to the new thread>old thread for comfyPostingcomfyBros ww@
>>151066413that pic is hotter than actual porn
