"And then there were two" edition
BOAR DOWNCHICANO BURCE
My billsies defense is non-existent ;)
Bills are the worst 4-0 team since last years Chiefs. Not gonna carry McDermott and the shittiest defense in the league's water anymore. McDermott is straight up a fucking imbecile.
>>151066496Bills win in spite of McDermott doing everything that he can to sabotage a win, how Bills fans can't see this shit is saddening.
Hopefully we recycle this thread...
• 2nd most playoff wins of all time• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time• Never missed championship round in 20s• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s• 2nd most pass TDs of all time in playoffs• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs!
Bro fucked up
Now Allen, Herbert, and Mahomes are tied at 7 pass TDs. Mahomes spirtuallly has 8 TDs and 0 INTs due to the Kelce drop.
So what's the verdict on Lamar?
>>151068264Washed and will never get a ring
>>151068264mindbroken
Lets all take turns saying something nice and sweet about jenny ^_^
Quinyon Mitchell is ELITE
>>151068220Some would say: "On to the next goytoy." I wouldn't say that THOUGH.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFR7v5ix5hU
Hi /NFL/
>>151068264Guy stinks
>>151068227Giants Dline killed the game.27 pressures and 11 QB hits.
fuck and suck
>>151068264antithesis of Jalen Hurts. All flash, no clutch.
>>151068264Nigger
I warned you all offseason that this is the best WR corps the Chiefs have had since the Tyreek era. Once Mahomes has Rice and Worthy they will be scary, look at how good he looked with just 1 of his weapons. 4 TDs and now is tied with Allen and Herbert at 7 TDs. Should be 8 TDs if not for the Kelce turnover.
>>151068329At least they're honest
>>151068264artificially propped up by the nfl for his whole career and now theyre done with him so its time for the humiliation ritual
>>151068220I wouldn't believe this but it's the Chargers so I not only do I believe it but I wouldn't be surprised if this fucks with Herbie so much that he plays like shit for the next 3 games.
>>151068341They're all mediocre, no one cares
>>151068264Probably one of the most overrated QBs of all time. Especially considering how much he got paid.
>>151068264ayyy he hittin the fenty
Ladies and gentlemen, your Chicago Bears MVP.
eagles defense and special teams carries again.
what emotion is nabers trying to convey here?
>>151068292Why did they throw at him so much?
>>151068412See>>151068318
>>151068373Mahomes got Worthy back and immediately looks like the best QB in the league. 4 TDs and 0 INTs against the Ravens. Worthy isn't half as good as Rashee Rice. It's over for you guys once Rice is back. Our defense held the Ravens to 13 points in the 4th quarter, the same Ravens who had the #1 offense heading into the game.
>>151068412he’ll never get to fleece the Maras
>>151068417
>>151068449xavier unworthy is a bum
>>151068220Why do NFL stars insist on dating gold digging e-whores? These girls should be prowling the luxury boxes for divorced boomers.
>amon ra already has 6 tdsAryan master race wins again
>>151068476When your WR corps is as bad as the Chiefs, losing Worthy is a big deal.
>>151068412ban artificial turf
>packGODS go up two scores>about to turn the game off>cowgirls return a blocked PATWell now I've gotta watch
>>151068407Their offense put up 24 points, that isn't bad. The Bucs defense is decent.
>>151068481because ewhores know the deal
It's over
Allen should not be the MVP favorite, he has only beaten the Jets, Dolphins, and Saints. The Ravens win doesn't look as good now that we see they are a 1-3 team in danger of missing the playoffs.
>tfw ninersfagGODFUCKINGDAMNIT!!
>>151068481Because they're young and dumb and full of cum and want a woman they can show off. The real move would be finding some cute chick working a dead end job and paying her to live in your bedroom doing kegels with benwa balls like some kind of hypersexual monk. And making her sign a prenup.
I genuinely keep praying for my sister to die
>>151068220Obvious mossad agent jewess
>>151068561why are bucs fans like this?
>>151068515hurts had zero completions in the second half. i literally could do that.
He needs help
>>151068514>>cowgirls return a blocked PATSo why are these two points instead of 1 or 6?
>>151068586He's decent but he's not as good as I would hope
>>151068264He's a bust.
>>151068541I don't really care if he wins MVP or not this year, I want to see them win a Superbowl. JUST ONE DAMN IT.
I had a 2 and a half inch long funnel weaver spider by my backdoor for the last week, never saw one so big. The size of a silver dollar. Tonight I went to look for him and in his web there's one that's the size of a nickel. I think this little bastard killed my behemoth bro.
LOL Herbert lost to the 0-3 Giants and had a 3 turnover meltdown. Herbert is out of the MVP discussion.Mahomes made it look easy but it wasn't, the Giants pass rush is elite. Herbert learned this the hard way.
>>151068220Bustinsissies...it's over, isn't it? Our guy is getting Tony Richardson'd
>>151066016rigged
>>151068303hey jash
>>151068689
>>151068689He looks like Brad Pitt
>>151068686I want to see what the Bills look like when they're not playing a sub-300 team. >Ravens 1-3>Jets 0-3>Dolphins 0-3 >Saints 0-4
>>151068725>AHHHHHH HELP ME REFS, THE JAGS ARE TOO POWERFUL KWAB
>>151068725Eat shit, bitchnigga
>>151068592because it most closely resembles a safety
>>151068759He's hot but we're talking football, not what player you would fuck if you were born with a vagina.
Our Girl Hatsune Miku deserves a superbowl half time than that Bad bunny
>>151068721Justin Herbert became a better man...
>>151068592Realistically it should be a touchdown but they treat it like it's a safety because by the nature of the play there's no ballcarrier to tackle in their own endzone so returning it there counts as such. Decision was made largely because just like a safety the scoring team on the play also gets possession again immediately after the score.
>>151068689Giants defence look a million times better with a lead
>>151068779
>reddit >twitter >insta>Baltimore radio >all saying that it's time to move on from harbsit's over isn't it?
Ravens are spiritually undefeated because Harbaugh is hours away from being firedFeels good man
>>151068815zoomers and white women in particular love bad bunny and have never heard of your tranime '''''singer'''''
>>151068864Ravens fans are such faggots. They've had the best defense, best roster, and a great QB. What more do you want.
>>151068799He actually does look like Brad Pitt, you're the only one saying faggot shit
>>151068730
>>151066016Eagles Bills superb owl is my dream matchup
>>151068864It is Harbaugh's fault that they've used a running back as a QB for the last several years.
>>151068842>he doesn't know about the one-point safety
>>151068864>not blaming your $230m QB who benched himself for "hamstring tightness" despite walking (not hobbling) off the field with 20 minutes left in the game
>>151068864Yup he's gone. Should've happened 4 years ago. At least now people can see how what Ravens fans have been talking about since 2020
>>151068264cares more about his passer rating than winningweak mentalno heart
>>151068864bills absolutely buckbroke them, you love to see it
>>151068936It'll never happen.
>>151068864To the giants?
>>151068864Eh. Justin Tucker gets a release twice a day
>>151068914>you're the only one saying faggot shitYou're a zoomer so you don't know Brad Pitt was a sex symbol back in the day, voted the most hottest man alive on numerous occasions. You saying another dude looks like Brad Pitt is the equivalent of saying this "guy looks hot." Keep your homo posting in >>>/lgbt/
>>151068721that's why you can't trust BPD skanks
remember, it is never lamar's fault because he was called a wide receiver pre-draft
The 49ers were trailing by 2 possessions to the Jaguars at multiple junctures during today's game.
>>151068992>wide receiver pre-draftHe should throw to himself
>>151068864>>151068879Retardation. Who do you plan to replace him with? You're going to become the New Bears. >TARD88
browns would be leading the division if they played the man but na they wanna be racist and lose instead
>>151068992Ravens were 1-2 without Lamar turning the ball over once the first 3 weeks. Now that he actually played a poor game it's also his fault they lost? Face it kid you don't know ball. Whether he plays at an MVP level or not we keep losing with Harbaugh
Why do people keep blaming injuries for Baltimore? From what I see, they still have Henry, Mandrews, and Zay Flowers to get it done offensively.
>>151069038Flacco looks so bad, how bad could shadookie be?
>>151069038they're 1-3 with 3 blowout losses and 1 fluke win
>>151069019shanahan lowkey hotseat this season?
>>151069038how ass are shadeur and gabriel if they can't beat ancient joe flacco
>>151069051>we
Lameme already in playoff form
AYO HOL UP
>>151068953I'm starting to think Lamar is Rodgers with a weak mental. Capable of great passing and would rather scramble for a miracle than take a sack in the pocket. But Lamar is more panic prone and likely to meme huck a TD
>>151069051>Now that he actually played a poor game it's also his fault they lostwhy yes when the QB sucks dick it is their fault the team lost
>>151069062Even if he's bad, giving Shadeur actual experience in a loss is better than losing with Flaccid.
>>151069051>List of full of winning QBs and one losing RB
>giving up on your team
>>151069076If he didn't blow the game on other plays I'd be impressed
>>151068864>Blaming HarbogHe doesn’t have a QB. He has an RB that takes snaps and occasionally chucks it 35 yards downfield in the vague direction of a WR. Harbog ain’t great be he isn’t your problem.
>>151069118Definitely a ratbird thing to do, both with the players and their shitty fanbase.
Shitposting aside, what are the actual odds that Harbaugh goes. I never kept up with the Ravens management talk. Was Harby's seat hot before this season?
SCORIGAMI INCOMING BROS
>Iggles: frauds who keep barely winning, luck can only carry them so far>Chorgers: playoff Herbert finally returned, losing to a rookie on a shit team>Clots: the regression to indiana Jones to Danny Dimes was expected. To be fair, the Clots started better than anyone's wildest expectationsAre the Hamlins actually legit or have they just played trash cans like the Fins?
honestly every afc north team should fire their coachi hope we are the only ones who do though
>Ravens 1-3 (.250)>Jets 0-3 (.000)>Dolphins 0-3 (.000)>Saints 0-4 (.000)LEAGUE MVP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>151069157in season? low. after the year? high.
>>151069065Fuck no lol. Firing him would be an incredibly stupid decision unless Niners fans yearn for the Jim Tomsula and Chip Kelly days.
>>151068973>You saying another dude looks like Brad Pitt is the equivalent of saying this "guy looks hot."No it isn't. I mean he literally looks like Brad Pitt
>>151069157I can't see them getting rid of him this year.If they miss the playoffs, perhaps, but I imagine he still has a pretty long leash since they regularly make it to the postseason.
>>151069157if they choke again during the playoffs he is out
>>151069188im hoping for punished shanny on my bengies
>>151069166The last time I saw an extra point attempt blocked and returned for a TD was the Saints vs Panthers in 2015
>>151069118WHY did Lamar give up?
>>151066016Reminder, Aaron Rodgers got "married" in secret, to a girl nobody has ever seen or heard about.Rodgers spent his whole summer on a concert tour with Mike Stud.At one concert in Arizona, Mike Stud went on stage and did a Q&A. He announced that HE had just gotten married, but would not divulge who the person was. A few minutes later Rodgers jumped on stage and joined in. Mike has not been seen with any mystery woman since.Also Rodgers and Mike are constantly together, and claim to be "brother in laws", which is why they are inseparableLets congratulate Rodgers and Mike on both getting married to women who go to a different school in Canada.
>>151069224Bitchmade
>>151069076SheeeeshNew York is a cursed turd city I think
>>151069065They lost Kittle, Aiyuk, and Nick Bosa. Their other 2 WRs - Pearsall and Jennings - also got hurt in the game. Their top 3 WRs and TE were injured so it's hard to blame him when you have literally 0 weapons outside of CMC.
>>151069157Harbaugh shitcanned by week 8. They bring in Jane Goodall as the interim coach, and the ravens don't lose another game all year.
>>151069211He's going to the Giants
>>151069225They've been fucking and sucking for months on end BIG STINKY
>>1510692252 heart throbs just hanging out, while both their wives stay at home to keep out of the public eye.
KWAB of the week early contenders?
>>151069225>Mike StudThis guy is omega gay
>>151069224the minute the games get rough he folds
>>151069225Rodgers really really likes woMEN.
>>151069220Was a 2-pt attempt, but Chiefs vs Falcons in 2016 was fucking wild.At the exact same time on the game clock the Falcons managed to both gain the lead and lose the lead.
If it weren't for the terrible new "commercial break in progress" screen, I would've never seen the Aints mascot. Why the fuck is it based off a Jay Leno?
>>151069274>>151069269Is it gay to take a long walk on the beach with a brother in law. Stop it.
>>151069252>CMC the only one healthyWeird timeline
>>151069082Lamar is not a great passer at all.
>>151069273Lameme, easily.
>>151069051Now post the number of sacks
>>151069300
>>151069300Cool doggo
>>151069300mirin those thighs
>>151069310Truly trailblazing.
>>151069224maybe he's frustrated that his o-line is complete ass and he has Chris Jones up his ass right after the ball is snapped the defense sucks ass, special teams is retarded, the OC keeps calling long developing plays despite the trash o-line and doesn't include any screen passes or quick dump offs to account for it and the head coach just stands and looks retarded on the sideline instead of trying to fix shit
Lamar just can't win with these cats
Nick Wright predicted that the Chiefs got over their superbowl hangover after Mahomes turnover-tackle....Mahomes now has the best stats since that moment. How does Nick do it?
>>151069225who is the top and who is the bottom in this relationship?
Jordan Love is dogshit.
ravens should trade for shedeur if they want to win
just came here to say fuck the vikings
>>151069431Yeah everyone wants to annoint he because muh packers qbs but hes legitimately done nothing
>>151069225Who cares?
>>151069397gayanon here stop thinking so diametrically. one doesn't have to be the top and the other the bottom. most switch it up
what the fuck was that, packers were two minutes away from going to the locker room with a 2 score lead
>>151069486You cant congratulate a HOF qb being happy?
>more tmzfags shitting up the threadI hate you cringelords
>>151069431i still can't believe they gave him that huge contract. should have been a 2 year deal at most
NFC north turd ass poop division
What's with all the blocked kicks lately?
So what teams are ACTUALLY good after this disaster of a weekend?
>>151069570teams finally figured out that you should send 2 people into the same gap
>>151069571None of them are
>Jordan Manlove
Do sideline reporters exist to shoehorn women into football? It's always the most inane retard questions with basic answers.
>>151069571chiefs are the best team in the nflsame as it ever was
>>151069571Chiefs actually have a hard schedule unlike the Bills >>151069179 and looked amazing after getting back Worthy. Their defense blew out the Ravens who were the top scoring team heading into this week.
Matt Lafleur genuinely looked like he wanted to cry keeeeek
>Bills>Chargers OR Chiefs>Steelers OR Bengals>Colts>Eagles>Rams OR Seahawks>Lions>BucsAll but three division winners are already locked in
>>151069061Only the Harb defenders blame injuries. A good coach keeps a defense and an offense (save your qb being injured) to stay competitive.
>>151069528Jordan Love is a fraud. He goes from looking elite to looking shit.
>>151069570they changed the balls this season. the k-balls introduced in 99 are now gone
>>151069570Everyone is kicking from a lot further now. That is changing the projection of the ball a lot lower, making it easier to block.
>>151069617hes realizing what hes stuck with at qb for his best roster ever otherwise
So which rapper will they hire this year for the halftime Owl show? We know it's illegal for it to be rock or country music.
>>151069157Before the season ends? He would need to shit the bed really really badly
>coach prime aperatus
>>151069628>>Steelers OR Bengalsjoey b's done for the year bro
>>151069661Doja Cat
>dak poopsc-APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>151069661thugger
>>151069617Imagine getting bullied by a meek sideline reporter, just sitting there and taking it.
>>151069614>RavensThe same Ravens that lost to the Fraudions? Not impressive. >>151069617If you had Gaydgers and now had to deal with Jordan Love you would cry too.
>>151069169We should rotate coaches
>>151069375They can’t fix shit. Outside of Stanley your O line isn’t hurt. They just got their asses beat. And you can’t have a run heavy offense behind an offensive line that can’t win. Lamar sucks at passing and it’s been his calling card his entire career. That’s why the Ravens keep eating shit in the playoffs. You retards passed on Josh Simmons so you really have nobody to blame but yourselves.
>>151069224>rumored nagging injury>custody battle>forced to deal with Harbaugh’s o-line that can’t hold a block for 1 second
>>151069694>a quarterback made a pass to an open receiver
>>151069661they already announced it, slowpoke
>>151069225I thought we liked Aaron Rodgers now?
>>151069748Who?
Which NFC playoff team would /NFL/ love to see dethrone the Eagles on the way to a Superb Owl appearance? For me, it would be amongst Seahawks, Lions, or Buccs.
>>151069748>>151069763I thought it was the cash me outside chick at first
>>151069763literally the most popular artist in the world
>>151069684He might be back in week 16. it won't take too many wins to take the division, t.bh.
Do you think there are any Falcons fans that permanently left this board after 28-3? I'd be tempted to, the shame would be too great.
Miss me yet?
You guys remember Cooper Kupp? The first white guy to win the triple crown in like 60 years? Weird how he vanished from the NFL.
WHOISTHEHALFTIMESHOW
>>151069788I never heard of this zesty goblino desu senpai.
>>151069767
>>151069743then explain this
>>151069807Coach Primate
>>151069748Figuratively and literally who? I assume he's a gay artist? I cannot imagine a straight man calling himself Bad Bunny.
>>151069788> Puerto Rican rapper, singer, and record producer. Dubbed the "King of Latin Trap",Oh i am laffinLets hope ICE sics him on stage
guess which team I'm a fan of
>>151066016>"And then there were two" editionYeah but not the two you're thinking of.
What the fuck was that? I thought Trump was deporting all these people, why are they allowing them to sing Spanish shit in front of America? Grim.
>>151069843eagles
>>151069843>all those AJsRedskins, of course.
What a terrible reveal
The Lions played like they were coming off a 5 day bender, had their entire secondary die, and still beat the Browns 34-10. The NFL needs to step in and do something about this team.
>>151069843Is that some fucking Jazzy Jambalaya I see?
>>151069864whose the second? because it's definitely not the team that lost to the puckers
>>151069788Literally never heard of him
>>151069901>The NFL needs to step in and do something about this team.NahCursed fate will take care of them
>>151069820A qb got a rushing touchdown? How unprecedented.
>>151069748>Third world slop halftime showI've never seen a bad bunny fan that didnt immediately need to be deported and he actually suspended his USA tour in fear of ICE setting up outside the venue to grab people
What's the thought process behind the halftime show? Nobody over 20, especially if you're white, have ever heard of this guy. Is Goodell trying to cash in on zoom zooms?
>>151069930I mean the Browns, not the Lions. It's not possible to get more cursed.
>>151069927Same, I really only listen to metal though.
>>151069788>>151069809>>151069927The fact that he's this heavily streamed while completely unknown to normal Americans proves there are 50+ million illegal spics here
i was thinking of boss baby but i guess thats a different thing
>Jerry was right to get rid of ParsonsLmaoooo
a fucking spic halftime show
>>151069901cant have the globe trotters without the generals
>>151069979>tfw no children of bodom owl halftime showAlexi, you drunk faggot. What could have been..
>>151069967Bad Bunny is extremely popular with latinos and white people are already watching regardless of the halftime show
>>151066062This.Miami and New Orleans should not have scored that much against a top 2 team.Eagles are going to the bowl again this year. They're the only fully competent team.
>>151070030nobody watches the superbowl for the halftime show
Still the play of the day for me
>>151070047Every retarded normie at a super bowl party is there for the commercials, food, and halftime show
>>151069927You need to be a nonwhite zoomer, I think.
Super Bowl halftime shows are now exclusively catered to blacks and yt bois just have to cope lmao
>>151069571>ChiefsTheir offensive line is fixed. With Worthy back they now have three WRs that can run a 4.2 so good luck playing man against that shit. Worthy was breaking ankles today. Rice is only suspended for two more games as well so even with Kelce taking a step back it won’t matter. Their defense is legit.>BillsThe lone unbeaten team in the AFC. Allen looks like he’s maturing out of that weird spastic shit that has plagued him and has been trending towards a higher floor for a few seasons now. Their offense is legit. Their defense is mediocre though. They’re going to be a bit boom or bust but they CAN beat anyone.>EaglesNo surprise here. They look as good as they did last season. Nobody can stop the tush push but they’re going to have a spotlight on anyone moving early to punish them for it. They’re still one of if not the best in the trenches and that is hard to beat. Hurts is playing lights out as well. The NFC has a lot of GOOD teams but nobody is close to Philly. The AFC has some potential threats like the Chargers but they have to prove they can compete with KC at full strength and not choke. The Colts are frauds. The 9ers are frauds. I’m not buying their fools gold.
>>151069820Slow ass run
>>151069967The NFL desperately wants new fans. They're not super popular with the younger crowd or the international crowd and all the old chuds hatewatch it anymore if they even care. One look at this fag coded thread will tell you the only people still watching are zogged and zesty by and large. It was the natural end of things after the sport got cucked with the whole "hitting people head first is le bad for you" shit. Same reason why they were a big part of getting sports betting legalized nationwide.
>>151070073Here's your pity (you) now fuck off faggot
>>151070047You’d be surprised
>>151070030Latinos can't afford NFL tickets and the Gayders and Cowsois will always have their fans.
>>151069661It’s going to be Taylor Swift and since she and Kelce are engaged now they will be announcing the pregnancy.
>>151069843Show us more of your room, I'm curious.
>>151070106The Super Bowl will always sell out no matter what it’s not about the ticket sales
I only know about bad bunny because he wrestled in the WWE for a bit.
>>151070080>They look as good as they did last season.no the fuck they do nottheir offense has regressed to 2023 levels and their pass rush took a step back
>>151070021I would've loved to have seen that, shame.
>>151069763>>151069779>>151069788>>151069807I think he was the caddy in Happy Gilmore 2.
Does this Bad Bunny guy have a Fortnite skin? That's my litmus test for whether it's a zoomer artist I'm not supposed to know.
never heard of "bad bunny" in my fucking life, is he supposed to be a household name?
You alt-normie faggots are so out of touch
Pick one.
>his team isn't on the float
>>151070195Or older than 17.
Did you know all puerto ricans have nigger blood? they're considered tri-racial and their dialect of spanish is consider the ebonics/niggerspeak in the spanish speaking world.
>>151070195There is no such thing as "in touch", we dont live in a monoculture anymore
>>151069788so? it's the super bowl, it's for americans. those gay feminine korean pop bands are popular too why would they have them for a superbowl
So it's confirmed Lameme just rage quit? I didn't see any injury in the game, but assumed it must've been real if they put Pooper in. It was basically garbage time anyway when he left, but that's still fucked up.
>>151070220I try not to think about puerto ricans as much as possible and making them a territory was a huge mistake
>>151070099>They're not super popular with the younger crowd or the international crowdbecause watching the games is fucking impossible. just let me watch them all live with NFL+ on a smart TV or PC
>>151070243>I didn't see any injury in the game,Ruptured bussy
>>151070244Puerto Rico should be foisted back onto Spain and they should be made to pay over a century worth of reparations to America.
most fraudulent division?
>>151070243He absolutely did. It's not even a question. >>151070259Will never happen, they refuse to make things cheap for anybody. Either pay the money or eat shit and watch an illegal stream and get your pc pozzed for doing it.
>0 and fucking 4
There's two types of men in this world: those that can admit they've wanted to wear women's underwear, and liars. Which are you?
>>151070301>score 131 points in 4 game>STILL have a negative point differential As grim as grim can be
>>151070301That would be the AFC South. Tits, Toxins, and Faguars are all total dogshit and the Clots are dogshit spray painted gold.
Is it an automatic TD if the pylon falls to the ground regardless if players touch it?
>>151070328Did you genuinely expect anything different with Rattler?
>>151070351Wearing womens underwear isnt going to be different than wearing whitey tightys.I dont get the fetish at all, its not like its going to feel different.
>>151069628You insult me with this
>>151070301>133 points given up in 4 weeksYikes
>>151070381No, as we'll find out after the commercial.
>>151070202
GET IN HERE BUNNYBROS
>>151070373Clots are a pretty good team. They just unfortunately have a qb who will probably turn back into a pumpkin. They're definitely better than anyone in the AFCN at least.
>Bad BunnyNot only do I not know who tf that guy is but I also don't think anything will ever top Kendrick calling Drake a pedophile in front of millions of people on live TV.
>>151070351Jockstraps are superior. Lifts the cheeks, not in the way for penetration, can be very cute, keeps the cock and balls out of the way.
i just wanted to remind the nfl that nobody believed in us when the Chiefs win the AFCW again
>>151070418literally whom?
>>151069253lol
>>151070426>drake is a pedoI don't know who is this guy, but he must be based.
Is this a weak head coaching cycle or are there usually no clear candidates this early in the year
>bad bunny gets v& by ice during the owl halftime showPls Trump..
>>151070420Steelers are better and you're a retard
>>151070431I believed in the Chiefs because I knew that they were simply too good to have any serious regression.
>>151070426The last 10 super bowls have been brown-coded. Gaga was the last one that wasnt, but it was gay coded so...kinda
>>151070464>Brazilian doesn't know anything about pedophiles
>>151069967Jay-Z, a black supremacist, is in charge of hires, and has been since 2020. That's why there have only been nonwhites since.
>>151070444
>>151070485>Steelers are better10-7 is barely better than 9-8.
why does that nigger jay-z get to do the halftime show again?
>>151070497I know they are on the Epstein files, just like Elon and Donald.
>>151070444When Patty Cuckatini gets his leg snapped like a chicken wing I'm going to laugh until I piss.
How did the Packers fans take over the Dallas stadium? I thought Dallas had real fans?
what's a mongrel macaco thirdie dog doing in here?
>>151070444Trips of absolute truth
>>151066496>>151066552Josh Allen is the best qb in the league and I hate him. The bills are not the best team in the league.
>>151070444I picked the chiefs in my espn pickem thing. Everyone is retarded, anon.
this does not instill confidence
>>151070389The Seahawks look pretty good, anon. I think they have a chance.
>>151069157very low, ravens would have to get eliminated very early in the season for harbaugh to get sacked
>cowboys choking
>>151070444nick gods, we eating good
>>151070373nah, afc south is well known for being dogshit, at best maybe one team every year looks like they might make a little noise in the playoffs, but fizzle out in the divisionalafc norf is the "toughest" division in football yet has been nothing but choke after choke for the past decade, not including the browns who are just ass
>>151069225>>151069269>>151069300>>151069327Other than the gross gay sex part, I'd rather hang out with a guy.
>>151070529Because he's a pedo freak like everyone in any position of power in this country and the rest of the world. If you won't fuck a kid on camera for Israel you'll never get anywhere. Only other way to make it is to pull an Eminem and get blacked on camera.
>>151070570>>151066496Bills haven't beaten anyone. Let's see them beat a playoff caliber team.>Ravens 1-3>Jets 0-3>Dolphins 0-3>Saints 0-4
>>151070444Everyone picked the Ravens over the Lions last week too.
thinking about ordering papa johns, bros
>>151070577>yet
>>151070444B.Brooks believed algo
>>151070578They're definitely the team I'm most worried about in the division, I'll give you that.
>>151070507Isn't he a Diddy associate? You'd think anyone associated with him would be blacklisted.
>>151070520Not getting eliminated in the first round of playoffs is better than being one and done. I'd believe the Steelers could actually win a playoff game. The Clots cannot.
>>151070243Only to people with eyes. Lamar had no signs of a hamstring injury, that's not even how 99.9% of hamstring injuries occur, that's Harbaugh protecting his qb and by extension himself from the media.
>>151070549My best friend has been a Dallas fan his entire life and he finally tapped out after the Micah Parsons trade. I invited him to be a Chiefs fan out of sympathy. He’s debating between Houston and Tampa. You can’t blame them for giving up. Jerry has taken any hope they could ever have over and over again. It’s an abusive relationship. I feel for you cowboys fans. It’s not your fault.
>>151070578Wildcard at best as always. I'm from the area and want them to be good but the offense just isn't quite there yet.
>cowboy's logo is a 5 pointed starFunny they are america's team, because with just 1 more point on that star they would be america's owners.>>151070577>yetIt is over already. Ravens SB window is closed forever. Lamar is a fraud and will statpad on the regular season, but he cannot even do that anymore
>>151070577How am I supposed to know which team this is about?
>>151070624T R U T HN U K EThey fly them out to Israel and bring a child to their hotel room. They politicians give in, then get blackmailed.
>>151070444A bunch of blacks chose the blackest team.
>>151070648Yeah he's a known pedo, just like Diddy, Weinstein, and Epstein were known online for years
fine this asshole and make him apologize to her publicly
>>151070608Tomorrow will be the first FTF episode I watch since the Chiefs got gaped in the Owl.
>>151070654He only has to wait 3 years for Jerry to die of old age, but keep redpilling him into becoming a Chiefs fan.
>>151070690>literal look of adorationlol she was wet
>how many times we see those slots, big "prescence" in the middle, tight endBased Coomer Collinsworth
>>151070667one is 3-1 the other is 1-3, so take a guess
>>151070549they're all poor spics>>151070690>brown woman wants BWC>brownoids seethe about it onlinekek
>>151070609The Toxins showed up in lettermans to a playoff game they got raped in. AFCS is king of shit mountain and the biggest lolcow division in the league. AFCN has multiple owls on multiple teams.
>>151070690that's just someone too hyped on adderall
>>151070651The only team I would expect the Steelers to beat in the playoffs would be the Colts. I give you that much.
>>151070690Should fine Kleiman for calling Johnson a top coach
>>151070690>gone viral>many fansSays who?
>>151070653The media fucking crucified Anthony Richardson for sitting a single snap, but Lameme will never get criticized.
>>151070734says me
>>151070722Coaches of winning teams say their teams suck actually and haven't reached their final form all the time.
>>151068264Lacks the clutch gene. Never gonna win a ring unless he's on the bench.
Jerry Jones and Skip Bayless were right about Micah, he is elite but disappears in the biggest moments.
>Dov Kleiman so desperate for engagement he shills his posts hereKWAB
>>151070743AR admitted it. Lamar ain't that stupid so there's plenty of plausible deniability
This is the defense I'm supposed to be afraid of, that's supposedly the best in the league? They fucking suck, can't even stop dick poopscott.
>>151069558The NFC North is clearly the Lions to keep but the NFC West is a close race, with three teams at 3-1 and roughly equal points for/against.
>>151070701>Jerry dying of old ageI don’t think he will. I legitimately think he may be some kind of vampire sustained entirely by the despair of cowboys fans.
>>151070722good football teams do not lose to the Giants, so I'm going to guess the Chargers?
>>151070787Worked for utree, he even stole our jokes
>>151070633>waiting until the 3rd quarter to order foodYou're retarded, it's going to show up in the 4th. Also LOL parsons back giving out Jerry was absolutely right.
>>151070608
>>151070787>dov paid shill>nick wright paid shill>pff paid shillWhy are so many of them sending their shills to 4chin of all places
he's pretty cool for a fat jew
>>151070351https://youtu.be/tPfOwbGP-MU?si=WedC_9X2xF5CfZ48&t=4
>>151070826Because we are both funny and autistically gifted with stat sheets
Pip Popscott is a screenpass babby
>>151070654>Parsons just left the game for back problems>Cowboys just took the leadHe picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.
Which team winning is funnier? Sois or Puckers? I give zero shits about the NFC.
>>151070799Packers got a decent chance at the NFCN, even if just because their schedule is easier than the Lions. I hate the fudgepackers but that's the sad reality of it.Granted if the Lions keep scoring 35 a game that might not end up mattering.
>>151069628Div Winners:BillsChargers OR ChiefsSteelersColts OR JaguarsEaglesRams OR Seahawks OR 49ersLionsBucs
say it with me:SORRY MR. MAHOMES
Waiting for that apology, /nfl/ !
>can't lead a GWD against the NYGohnonono
>>151070886>JaguarsNo lol>>151070886>49ersThey have an easy schedule but they suck
>Green GayKEK LOL OH NO
>>151070890Uh, washed bros... our narrative?
>>151070905>Best LT and RT duo out against one of the best Dlines in the leagueYep..
>>151070877mind your own business then shithead
>>151070804Jerry will be alive for another decade minimum. The worst people always live the longest. >>151070816Utree confirmed posts here. He's probably lurking this very thread right now. I like him tho.
>>15107089090% of the Ravens defense was out hurt
>>151070685>>151070531
>>151070926>complaining about the olinenow you sound like a queefsfag, should've took Simmons
>>151070905our o-line was literally dead, retard
>>151070877sois winning is funnier because it might give dalass fans a slight glimmer of gooe before dashing it against the rocks the very next game. Also the last thing we want is the sois to get a 1st overall pick. They need to be shit but not so shit they have a chance to come out of their tailspin.
I just want to let everyone know that I'm the new KC Wolf.
>>151070919asterisk winthe ravens didn't have half of their defence
>>151068264More like Lamer am I rite
>>151070951Does that excuse still work for the Chiefs getting fucking assblasted against the Bucs and Iggles in the Owl?
>>151070938then how did you get rekt by the bills and lions?
>>151070886>BillsAFCCG>ChiefsOwl>Steelers>Jags>EaglesOwl>Rams>LionsNFCCG>Bucs
>>151070877Definitely funnier if the cowshits win, which is rare.
>>151070926Now O-lines matter now that it happens to you, yet you laughed when it happened to the Chiefs in the Superbowl.
>>151070951aww wiw chorgpacks don't realize that having depth matters? Lil bolts only won week 1 cause KC had no WR1/2 and now ya'll cryin bout some tackles against the gintz?lol weak ass team
>>151070743What >>151070793 said and I can't really blame Lamar for not wanting to kill himself when the defense is just going to let the Chiefs move right down the field and answer back with another score but it's still a bitch move and a qb should never give up on his team.
>>151069661>the halftime Owl show?
>>151070988yes
>>151070965As long as all the Chiefs' losses are asterisks because they were missing WR1 and WR2.
>>151070951wah
>>151070995The Lions will choke in the divisional again.The Chefs are not actually good this year.The owl will be Eagles-Bills.
Rams-Bills
>>151070993>you
>drafting jeanty was a mistake well, well, well. looks like yall owe an apology
Your apology must be louder than your disrespect
>>151071030>The Chefs are not actually good this year.Herbert had a 3 turnover meltdown against the Giants, the same Giants Mahome cut through like a hot knife through butter without his two best weapons. Chiefs played a murders row of pass rush teams which made them look worse than they actually are. Mahomes now looks like his old self now that he has Worthy and played a normal pass rush team.
>>151071053It was absolutely a mistake. Drafting a RB in the top half of the first round is always a mistake.
You can only reply to this post if your team is average 3+ turnovers per game.
>>151071020nah the gayvens would've lost even with a healthy teamthey are jobbers
>>151068449The ravens have one of the worst defenses in the league
>>151071020The funny part is they are still missing WR 1. You can’t play man against Worthy, Brown, and Thornton. They’re going to burn somebody every single time. Even if they don’t Kelce has enough in the tank to do some damage underneath or Mahomes can just run into a wide open field. Oh and Brashard Smith is starting to look like a threat in the flat. Everyone bitching about Baltimore playing zone…well what the fuck else were they supposed to do? It’s not going to get easier to stop when Rice returns from suspension. Chiefs offense is fucking gnarly this season and their defense is better.
>>151071067>Mahome cut through like a hot knife through butter without his two best weaponshe looked like hot shit and would've 100% lost if they weren't playing mr. unlimited
>>151071013Dive up Daves grave and prop him up on the stage?
>>151071073>Drafting a RB in the top half of the first round is always a mistake.
soon
BEARS REALLY RUN THIS SHIT!!WE RELLY OUCHHHHEAAAAAAAA!!!
>gnats>one of the best dlines in the leagueHoly shit
>>151071075>steelerspossibly...
>>151071138Imagine the smell.
>>151071053damn! how much did they win by?!?!
>>151071013Way too based to ever happen. Would be fucking insane though.
>>151071053They would have been infinitely better off taking McMillan or an O-lineman, or even Warren.
>>151071114>The ravens have one of the worst defenses in the leagueMaybe, but they had the #1 scoring offense heading into the game and the Chiefs defense held them to 13 points in the 4th. Lameme stat padded in garbage time but wasn't close. Chiefs defense is elite.>>151071123Mahomes didn't have his two best weapons, meanwhile Herbert with his best weapons had a 3 turnover meltdown.
>>151071134lol he hasn't won shit
>>151071138>>151071158>Chargers have to use AI generated images since they don't have real fansSad.
>>151071165but he didn't have his left tackleooooooooh better luck next time with the cope olympics
RAMS BEARSIESLIONSRAMS BEARSIES LIONS RBL BROSHOP HAS ARRIVED TO /nfl/RBL- DONT GIVE US NO BAMMER MEMES
Cowgirls defense is legitimately godawful
>>151071161Blothar fucking sucks, the band is trash now.
>>151071173So you're saying he's a perfect fit for the team that drafted him too early
I love my Jaggies and I think they’re doing great things so far although the offense still needs to get their shit together. It is unfortunate that the Chiefs found their rhythm today because they are going to booty blast Jax to kingdom come next week and I just hope their confidence doesn’t get totally deflated. Their defense is probably better than the Ravens at least which feels weird to type
>>151071188>Josh Simmons (LT) had 0 professional games.>Kingsley Suamataia (LG) had 0 professional games at the guard position.Chiefs starters are on par with Chargers backups, due to the experience gap so I won't allow the Chargers to use that as an excuse.
>>151071190I'm fine with this alliance
>>151069805He's' playing for the Seahawks but he doesn't have Stafford throwing to him, a QB who makes anybody look good.
>>151071134>Drafting a RB in the top half of the first round is always a mistake.Yes. (The Lions would have been fine with just Montgomery. They could have gotten a scat back with a late pick or UDFA. They could have taken Christian Gonzalez or some other elite player at a position that matters. Or maybe trade up for Carter.)
Rams have a great opportunity to take the division lead against the Niners on Thursday. Then they'd have extra rest before they head into Baltimore.
>>151071185>AI Generated imagesthat's just some chorgers slut from their subreddit that advertised their of's multiple times by writing slogans on her ass the OG ones are like from 2020
>>151071190What the hell is this? A quality post? In my general nfl discussion thread? You better calm down, hot shot.
>>151069843Eagles or Ravens.
>>151071228>comparing starters to backupsNice cope
>>151070099>just use your head and neck as a sort of human battering ram, it couldn't possibly be bad for you
>>151071205I know but it would still be based to not have a halftime with the most zogged mystery meat mid zesty faggot in modern history. All we can do is pray Jay-Z gets raped to death by pigs after the epstein list gets released.
>>151069805>>151071236Told you guys he's a Stafford baby. Stafford has made 3 different WRs lead the league or set a new NFL record. Stafford feeds his receivers like a schizo.
>>151069912You mean the Packers, who lost to the Browns?
>>151071268ask not for better rules, but players with bigger necks
Texans vs Ravens?
>>151070384Is quarterback the only position on the field?>>151070388
>>151071268The answer was to spend the money on making better helmets before society got zogged, as well as making a pension before that happened too. Now we're just fucked because it'll never be as based as it used to be.
>>151070080
>>151071308Texans if they have a back up in the game. Ravens are fucked if Lamar is limited to the pocket against the Texans and Rams in back to back weeks.
Even though I hate the Choofs, I think they're probably still going to be winning their division this year. But we'll see.
>>151071308Ravens will win. Toxins barely beat the Tits 12-0 with the rest of their points being in garbage time. If the Baltimurder Ratbirds lose to the Toxins harbaugh will be ran out of town by a pack of pitbulls before the season is over.
>>151070080>The lone unbeaten team in the AFC. Allen looks like he’s maturing out of that weird spastic shit that has plagued him and has been trending towards a higher floor for a few seasons now. Their offense is legit. Their defense is mediocre though. They’re going to be a bit boom or bust but they CAN beatsee>>151068763
>>151069169I think Tomlin will find a way to come out on top of the trash heap that is the AFC North this season.
>>151071344Even a backup for the ratbirds would win. The Toxins are seriously ass and have no offense, they barely beat the worst team in the league today.
>>151071178Chargers remaining schedule>RedskinsW>DolphinsW>ColtsW>VikingsW>TitansW>SteelersL>JaguarsL>RaidersW>EaglesL>ChiefsL>CowboysW>TexansW>BroncosL11-6 wildcard team benefitting from an easy schedule in the first half of the season only to be exposed as frauds on the back end. They really haven’t progressed from the Phillip Rivers days.
>>151071309>Is quarterback the only position on the field?Only one that gets pussy on the regular. Oline are fatties, rbs are manlets and replaceable, tight ends are too retarded to pull their dick out, star wide outs prefer the bussy,
>Mahome cut through like a hot knife through butter
Who's thebfake ass Ludacris in a green bay jersey
WTF am I watching, why are the Packers defensive players acting so emotional and acting as if there's only 1 minute left in the game.
>>151071411>You didn't show the entire play because you know Mahomes turned it into a highlight reel play.Point to the dusty bitch.
>>151071430the cowgirls already won
>>151071403Defense gets laid well and often
>team loses in embarrassing fashion>leave /sp/ for a week out of shame
>>151066301 Most informed leftist >>151066939 Student athlete speaks >>151067464 Nick Wrong. Imagine caring what any non-athlete says about sports. Plus, he and Broussard are jealous anti-White racists.
>>151070690What's this all about?
Friendly reminder that the Iggles haven't beat a single team by more than a TD, proving fraud status.
>>151071430Was it that guy that got ejected twice for pushing the other team's coaches? I remember him crying before. Matt LaFleur sounded like he wanted to cry before the half after Love fumbled.
>>151067585 You don't know why? Lamar tweeted: Truzz Trump Wright hates White. >>151067910 >Breed of One Um >>151067975 implants and an eating disorder don't do it for me
>>151071502shameful. real niggas post through the disappointment.
Just got back from jerking off, how are the Cowboys winning?
>>151071506>>151071539Is this autism?
>>151071521>eagles keep pulling rushing plays on 3rd and longThe fuck is with their play calling?
>>151071489Bro your defense isn't on the field when your offense is during the game tf you talking about
>>151071566If you know ball u knew this would be a close game
>>151071584Ok but I don't know ball that's why I'm asking
>there are zoomies ITT who never heard a game broadcasted by John Madden
>>151071521the problem is the iggles could easily do that, but their OC is fucking retarded
>>151071625did someone say run up the middle?
>>151071521
>zooming in on the tard helmetI am fuckin cacklin
>>151071707>he doesn't "craniummaxxing"Shan't be me
Dallas cannot tackle for shit
>>151071778They also try to lay hits at the worst possible time, lmao
>>151071778Unless it's an incomplete pass lol
>>151071502I admit, I do that. I just block out football entirely for the week.
Are reffies ever former players or all they all retards who don't know ball?
Dallass Cowsoys really going to choke this away
>>151071502Same, anon. Same.
>>151070426Nigga your inseam is 6 inches too long.
>>151071855They're doctors and lawyers
>>151071855They're usually not former players beyond maybe the highschool or college level. They start out reffing little league, then junior high, then highschool, then college, and then if they're really good they get a shot at doing it in the pros.
>>151071502/sp/ is worthless during the week anyways, dead board
>>151070426Who the hell cares? Halftime show has nothing to do with football
>pillars of our community>shows an aaron hernandez look alikeWut
>>151071933It reveals the current agenda
>tfw everybody is still sleeping on the Lions.
Guys, this is fucking weird. Did you know the Chiefs used to have a coach named Marty Schottenheimer? What a bizarre coincidence that the Sois HC has the same unique last name.
>DallassLMAOOOOO
>>151069843Ravens or Niners
>>151069843raiders
Why does Dak keep spinning and pirouetting?
Great return for the Boys
If Eagles get their act together this will be the easiest superbowl ever.Last year there werent alot of good teams and this is is even worse.Everyone fucking sucks
7 times sounds really fucking low for a decade long career. Mahomes probably did more in one season.
>Dook PoopchuteThe fuck was that?
I’m thinking about selling funny nfl merch on Etsy. Should I?Picrel
>>151072064He's dancing on the grave of your team's superbowl hopes
>>151069843Showing off your money so excessively is non-white behavior. So a team with a predominately non-white fanbase. My guess is Raiders.
I stopped watching the cowboys in games I want them to win years ago I don't know if it's Dak or the vanilla retarded play calling that is an unfortunate side effect of Jerry's meddling with his front office like a toy box. Either way it results in the cowboys almost always doing the most retarded play for the situation like Dak having to run it up the.gut with no time outs in playoffs against the 49ers with under a minute on the clock. It's just not in the cowboys dna.
Now this is football.
Holy shit the cowgirls are actually going to win the game.
>GREEN GAY
>>151071855My dad refs low level college and from what I understand when they go back and review your performance to see if you’re ready to advance you basically have to lawyer yourself up on a bunch of shit. In high school if a kid makes a great play on a kick return for example the refs aren’t going to call it back on an irrelevant blocking in the back or holding call. In JUCO and above they expect you to. If you make a bad call on a short yardage run in traffic no worries. If you miss a roughing the passer call and they see it you’re fucked. Protecting high value players is pretty important.
>green gay
>>151072109Bench warmer shop has better ones
All this begs the question, just how good is Caleb Williams and the Bears?
>>151072109Where are the funny ones?
>>151071599Because the nfl is full of elite talent and the cowboys are still the cowboys. Now they're also the angry because of the Parsons situation. This games their superbowl so they're playing their best. TV donkey is also a liability so him being out is actually better for dak
>>151072109These are all genuinely terrible anon, I'm sorry.
>>151072255You should really consider suicide for making that image
NEW>>97431848398483847827351072295>>97431848398483847827351072295>>97431848398483847827351072295
retard
>>151072320Interesting if true
>>151072346>>151072346>>151072346new
>>151072357>>151072357>>151072357
>>151072320I think the universe will end before we get to that number
>>151072109eels
>>151072109Absolutely terrible, but people buy worse shit.Throw it up and see what happens.
>>151072109
>>151070626And who have the Eagles beaten by a landslide?(No one)
>>151066016>"And then there were two" editionfucking LOL, I see OP is still going through the denial stage right now.
