HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
>>151073950You can follow me.
I had it 10-9 Reyes before the early stoppage
>>151074122are you friggen nuts or something?
>>151074122was all part of ctemaxx Reyes' gameplan, ref is a total jabroni imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMIVEjULpXAthrowback to this classicneeds to be rewatched at least once a year
Done did it again
Reyes will bounce back after this.
Are the rumors about heem true? Is it, in fear I say, dead?
The training partner for sandhagen? Justin gaethje I fear
Tony's living quarters? A tent I dread
is ulberg the jacked maori boy in question?
UFC Perth? Failure.Pereirra vs Analkyiv? Cancelled.Chimaev next title defense? 2029.
>>151074859He trains with usmeng too
The horror
Dune chapter 4 will be there for cory to use in the fight
>>151075090UFC IS COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM THE GUANGZHOU VALLEY! THIS PLACE IS ELECTRIC JOE!>Joe isn't there. In fact, no one is there. It's just an extremely enthusiastic Mike Goldberg in a rice paddy.
you know in hindsight believing brain damage was making Reyes more powerful was probably misguided, I fear
one loss doesnt mean shit, reyes can still get back up and get wins again
>>151075212Starring Marlon Brando as Daner R White
turns out the jones robbery controversy was a complete exaggeration and reyes was never good. bonesbros stay winning eternally
Just how good is Jimmy Crute?
>>151075284Factual and dare I say enlightened post
>>151075259Danuh would definitely win a Spike TV award for this
this begs the question, just how bad is jon jones?
The greatest ever it brings me no pleasure to tell you
Joe Rogan have sugar in his tank
>>151075341Then why are you telling us if it brings you no pleasure
>>151075383dont fall for his tricks hes circling you right now playing mind games like a boxer
>>151075374
>>151075383*slips your cross**heems you dead*Nothing personnel kid
I've started putting off my wake n bake until the postman has arrived
I tried to warn him and now he's dead, such is life in the hard hitting fast moving sport of MMA
ougikoubo is pretty good
Is wanderlei okay?
Why did Reyes do it?
Where is the fucking postman
Last weekends card may have been the best of the year
Wandy, are you okay?So, Wandy, are you okay?Are you okay, Wandy?You've been heemed byYou've been heemed by a short brazilian
I'm the kinda guy who schaubs at a funeralCan't understand what I mean? Well you soon will.
6 days remain
islam lw goat
Ive solved Gane's last theorem
this town dont feel right
if i were wanderlei silva i would've simply tanked that shit
Feel like Rogan shotgunning a hotbox with literal who messicans from before even my time
>>151075839
Bald unibrow bros... We're based now!
Yo Lil' Ank. We heard you was talking shit.
>>151075837I'm sure he is thinking that very same thing right now, sadly.
>Jack Hermansson vs Myktybek Orolbai at welterweightWhat?
>>151075921Me on the left>>151075903S'tawlf b
>>151075906amongst the trash, where he belongs
>>151075953They want to kill the pathetic weak Swede faggot so he can't embarrass the UFC anymore
>>151075906Looks like the cats selling supps down the gym
Does box know they zeemed our boy? Or did no 1 watch that crap?
>>151075953Orolbai has missed weight in 3 of his last 4 fights. Hermansson is moving to welterweight. He's lost a lot of muscle and weight in his 16 month hiatus with all the surgeries. There's an interview he did in April and he looked skinny. His look has always fluctuated at 185, sometimes he looks massive and sometimes he looks smol so I'm guessing he's someone who has to lift a lot to stay up to par with the weight class. Honestly, a lot of guys are bigger than him at WW right now, especially the newer guys.
Just read that Canor is asking for 100 million to fight at the white house
Prolapska fight week
>>151075921reminder that these two are masons aka blood drinking pedophiles
Does putin know khabib is donald's favorite fighter you'd think he'd be using that in negotiations, mcgregor has priced himself out but there is a pheonix reborn in tony ferguson who'll probably do it for 200k
PFL is the thinking man's mma promotion.
At the Doctor's. Sheesh
Hope everyone isn't working too hard today
>>151076165Shagged all them bints I have
It's uphttps://youtu.be/zItd_61u-n8?si=5EmHnF_Bdx6WYXpi
What is the over/under on Sandhagen getting a leglock submission on Merab?
>>151076199>normgroids
>>151076213He's just like me in my imagination
>>151076199>the 60 minutes interview >13:17???
wanderlei after headbutting someone 50lbs lighter than him then getting heemed by some random guy in a suit
>>151076364Wandy lost twice that night, DQ and KO...... but Werdum scored at least 2-3 TKOs, so it evens out.
Dana says he talks about "goofy guy stuff" with trump
>>151076165What ails you young tobes
>>151076185Let's share the only two passable options and leave the scraps for heem what say you
I watched the video. Werdum put out his hand to say stop but everyone thought they were tough, as soon as he saw they punches were thrown he dived into the crowd and started laying people out. The man didn't even get touched, not once, fucking animal.Thats a real man
>>151076213I share most my gene sequence with people as stupid as these bots it is quite unjust
>>151076400Prostatitis
JiriGaneAlexVolkJackAll the white champs have 4 letter name's
Giacomo
>>151076423Can't you fix that by heeming a bit of skirt
>>151076451Haha that's not the answer to everything son
>>151076471It answers very little in my experience
Stavros has an agony aunt thing going these days reminds me of old Uncle Pain but by an IC2 instead of an IC3 and more intelligible
>>151076364>OHHHHHHHHH ALL I SEE IS RED YEARRRR>OHHHHHHHHH ALL INSIDE MUH HHEADD OHYEARRR
>>151076594Blackson looking swole
Why does Khalil talk like a white guy?
Top 10 English foods
>>151076673There aren't 10 dishes my man
Remember, Tom Aspinall got gassed up seeing beans on his food ranking video
>>151076670Why did you edit in a steak instead of Gane's BBC on the right pic?
>>151076704What the hell is that supposed to mean? Can you speak English
>>151076741Gassed senpai like on a hype ting ygm
>>151076751I don't want a lesson in wank-speak, i just want to read coherent sentences. Thanks for the effort though
I've realised some of you though my photo was a creep shot. None of those women were attractive, get your minds out of the gutter. Just wanted to share my daily blog. Sometimes it's all about me you know
>>151076706Russian faggot.
Ateba gautier doesnt impress me i wont be suprised if he loses
Who is the Blu Eyes White Dragon of mma?
>>151076766If yuh wa fi be over yah suh yuh need fi learn di lingo mi brudda>>151076783Monitor on adbi
>>151076794Kek
>>151076789portajon's fleshlight
Thinking about tennis again.
Love it when they serve and their skirts flick up. Gets me in a rage
Post some tennis skirt
Total Left domination sadly
>>151076766Man gettin dat manky pon di raspberry ripple
Mad ting on a badness rudebwoi
>>151076165
>>151076830Khilal beats Jiri
Joe Rogan always does his own research
>>151076876what's Jamie for then?
>>151076881Bacha bazi I'm afraid
>>151076866I chuckled
Be afraid Khalil. Be very very afraid you fat fuck
>>151076830Not Emmett pal
>>151076165Photographing people in a doctors surgery should be a criminal offence
>>151076887thats why he calls him young jamie, gotta keep the fantasy alive as they get older
>>151076917They're mostly foreign
>>1510769262/6 is most?
>>151076917quintessentially british post
merab vs bryce mitchell
>>151076979They breed like rabbits one had already spawned in the picture
What are your hopes for ufc 320?
>Rountree and Veronica B. Hardy on the same card We got too cocky Danbros
Was the Ganeposting era when /heem/ was at its peak?
If Dana gave me the keys to the kingdom. You best believe I'd run up the Merab O'Malley trilogy
Real new featuring a Real Champion®>>151077210>>151077210>>151077210
>>151077219I don't say this lightly, but, well... Kys my man. Heartfully.
Yeah im thinking perreira will win
>>151077229
Pereira is flushed
Merab vs O Malley 3Ankalaev vs Cutelaba 3 Pereira vs Prochazka 3 Penn vs Edgar 4 Rampage vs Wanderlei 5 Jacare vs Camozzi 3 is the card to make
>>151077232I hope so. I don't hate Ank, but the poohand has the champion aura and should be the champ.
>>151077236joe didn't look so bad before balding
>>151073999this nigga zesty af
Zuffa (thought it was TKO) boxing will be on Paramount
Prime GSP loses to Gabriel Bonfim
>>151077180Shaolin Hardy is going to break that buck if (when) he looks at Veronica during the presser. It's inevitable, I understand Khalil's tearful cope session on JRE is already booked.
Sweden vs Finland
>>151076866I know, imagine belonging to them. Pretty sad situation were in over here. You've just got Adesania and his brother, they're aren't even too bad. I need to leave here and Join you one day. Could be worse though, my area is decent. That space could be full of undesirables in other areas and only them>>151076917You're an idiot, I'm just taking a picture of my Doctor's surgery, I'm not aiming to shoot them, they're irrelevant
I'm talking crap, there a Nafri looking girl there too, and an identifiable. Pretty civilised though, they'll get a pass
Emeev locked up a nasty darce on Giacomo. Islam takes the dub easily
>>151077425Orolbeast zeems
>>151077180>>151077419Qrd ?
https://youtu.be/R0KsRJcDiMk?si=YE9Bnm8EsyP5PmDd>>151077065
>>151077531Khalil and Veronica used to be boys before she linked up with the most talented brain in all of MMA
Rolling through like Popo’s son, might Kirk ya neck if you speak up bum
>>151077425>welterweight
ryan hall o cost
What if UFC white house is just influencer boxing but in MMA, what if Nick Diaz fought Nate Diaz in the main event, based.
>nick v nateI don't think I've ever wanted to see a fight less.
>cant lose the story vs always wins the storyI don't think I've ever wanted to see a fight more.
I feel like you're all sleeping on Abus vs Joe Pyfer
>>151077691I'll definitely be sleeping during it like zzzzz bappa
>>151077691My BBC is sleeping on your mom
Two hits. Me hitting you, and you hitting the ground.
>>151077668>Always wins the storyHe eternally lost the story for not flushing peon when he had the chance
>>151077739You lowly cretin you absolute filth I hope you find happiness in your life.
WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM
I'm literally Justin Gaethje (literally)
>>151077803dead ass?
>>151077746Two hits. My BBC hitting your mom's pussy , and my seed hitting her womb.
>>151077809Finna
THEY WILL DEVOUR US
>>151077425Respectful vengeance shall be ours but in a timid and respectful manner
>>151077812You’re pale as a ghost. Keep messing around, and you’ll become one.
MMA Slipstream *cool underground music plays*Blazin' fast punchesRocket kicks to your faceHigh speed takedownsFootwork burnin' the groundWelcome to MMA Slipstream, life in the fastlane
>>151077546This must be like christmas and a madonna concert rolled in one for the brazilians to be relevant again so soon
>>151077846He's tawlmbout his Big Balkan Cock.
>>151077746I hit two times. First hitting your face. Second - hitting the nail in the coffin
>brazilians name their sons popo and wandy
>>151075756i love this webm
>>151077909Their whole language is cartoon speak.I can never forget this fucking meme song I heard from there back in like 2012, just sounded like the dude was saying icky poopoo sewlf over and over.
Two hits - Kayla harrison slaps me for cumming early then slaps me for talking back
>>151075756Jiri is at that perfect level of fame where John Q Public won't recognize him but he gets booked to hold exotic animals.
>>151077942Save it, it's all yours my friend :)
can't wait for this jew loving zionist protestant bitch to get heemed again.only God can forgive these brapzilian heretics for abandoning the church and becoming "christian" zionist evangelical cucks.
Why does Charles Oliviera love Israel?
>>151075756I love this autistic man
>>151077909Wanderlei is a pretty classy name. You're a doofus haha
>>151077986Brazilians are the algerians of the new world
what would you do in this situation?
>>151078037Become indian
>>151078037Sir, please refrain from redee-BLOODY BENCHOD BASTARD
>>151078037Start watching mmaguru with my fellow countrymen
>>151078037False premise. I would never invent such a device.
>>151078037Re-stream UFC and spam my very good stream on /heem/ every week
>>151078037The needful
>>151078037Same Shi different day fr fr
>>151078112Hmm this was better than mine I express in distress
Alright let's get this show started!!
>>151078037Fuck you i wont do what you to tell me
We got one. We got him. We're watching this guy right now. All you have to do is turn it on Saturday, and we got you, fucker. I can't wait. Turn it on Saturday, streamers, and see what happens.
why has nobody ever walked out to this?> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67RsqIYRsVYAbus or Big Ank should walk out to it.
>>151077531We all had her, but he married her
Reyes won
Turn awayIf you could, get me a drinkOf water 'cause my lips are chapped and fadedCall my Aunt MarieHelp her gather all my thingsAnd bury me in all my favorite colorsMy sisters and my brothers, stillI will not kiss you'Cause the hardest part of this is leaving youNow turn away'Cause I'm awful just to see'Cause all my hair's abandoned all my bodyOh, my agonyKnow that I will never marryBaby, I'm just soggy from the chemoBut counting down the days to goIt just ain't livingAnd I just hope you knowThat if you say (If you say)Goodbye today (Goodbye today)I'd ask you to be true (I'd ask you to be true)'Cause the hardest part of this is leaving you'Cause the hardest part of this is leaving you
rip elias and rip rumble. weed kills. say no to drugs. they ruin lives.
Nobody:Not even a single soul:Islam Makhachev: Australia don't have wrestling
>>151078369Volk was a national champ
Islam went life and death with a midget
That midget went life or death with a women's jiu jitsu coach
>>151078373Macedonian of Greek heritage
> loses to a prospect boxer who was rushed to a title shotgrim
I miss when we had a champ willing to fight top contenders, not duck and start fake beef with Terrence Crawford
Jai Herbert
semen level cain
Pigslam should be cut
Cameroon Saaiman vs France S. Ngannou. you tell me who sounds more african
I heard Belal used to suck bbc for sneakers back in high school
>>151078402He was kept away from the title for years because he was boring. An even more boring fighter accidentally won so he was given a shot so it could easily be transferred to someone who is a (potential) draw.
>>151078451Looking forward to the next Middleweight championship bout in 2027
>>151078451chimaev was saved by the bell
>>151078451Poor poor little pozzed piggy
Dricus is a once in a lifetime kind of talent. The man can get dominated for 24 minutes straight then surge towards victory.
Imagine if dricus knew what was sprawling is
Still can't believe DPP simulated cumshit like that
RAPED PIGGY
6th round dricus is a problem
Dricus simulated Cumsplat I fear
>>151078451Why did he randomly go on one leg
> gets put in the most dominant position in mma several times by an elite grappler> doesn't get finished> doesn't gas> doesn't get demoralizedYeah, I'm thinking DricGOD is the main character.
>>151078509Du bussy stimulated his zatdaddy’s meat sword sadly
>>151078266kek, biggest dana fail sine cm cuck
Poor poor little Topiggy
Its brazzas world and we're just living in it
dricus the type of nigga to survive a crucifixion
>>151078571Factual post sadly
>>151078571Hoenstly? Lamentably fatcual I fear
Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby? Dricus is DAT BABY!
>the pigs are squealing againQuiet in the pen!
>>151078566Where did you get this picture?
Pigslam cope 'cord i fearIt was made when the pig coward and ran to WW from Beastpuria's wrath
Crazy how much more jacked Islam is now compared to when he got zeemed by Pantoja
>>151078628UFC fights are pre-recorded
Gane will heem Tommy.The EDL will fall.Racism will be defeated.
Ha ha le funny Arman! Le big coffee and le big crawsawnt! How about you le fuck off? Respectfully.
>>151078801>>151078728I am scared and afraid sadly
>>151078728Shartman is ducking Beastpuria at levels that shouldn't be possible
>>151078728What is this new fetish about?
I don't watch to watch MMA fighters eating stuff, I'm gonna be on the for real for real (utmost honest)
they don't even know it's usman nurmagomedov fight week
we tawlmbouuu schaub, b?
>>151078837Very excited to see his Irish daddy make him squeal again.
>>151078837Don’t say his name too loud or Clitia Topiglet may retire on the spot
No one cares about me
>>151078956I sure don’t!
>>151078956Big Dimes Lobov is on the same card. Don't take it personal.
>>151078916fer shurrrrr ilia is terrified of usman "the decisionator" nurmagomedov
Heeminder: Real ones want Ank to win, because if Poatan wins we get a pointless Aspinall vs Poatan fight, probably at the White House.
>>151079042but if Gane beats Aspinall, Gane vs Poatan is an interesting fight.
Jones is obviously beating Poatan on the WH lawn as was the plan the whole time, you gotta love him
clozzy loves the blacks
Gable Steveson could win the UFC title right now.
>>151079001Sadly Clitia is terrified of any fighter under the age of 36
>>151079052No. It's not.
The black and tans yes
>>151078828Allow me to posit this; Jutisn Gathje eating an oreo bilzzard from dairy queen
Ilia Topuria has 14 fightHas 14 finishes in his entire career
>>151079083Gaethje is a heemer, not a fighter. Big difference I Fear.
Gluttony
>>151079074yes it is. Poatan could beat Gane and become a 3 weight champion. Much more interesting than the hentai folder on your hard drive.
>poatan and gane fight eachother for the belt In PFL maybe
Reminder: NOBODY genuinely wanted this owl-looking guy to beat POATAN by failing takedowns and controlling him to a decision.Lil' Ank has NO FANS.
If oliveira and pereira lose brazillians are 0-100 in the ufc this year
>>151079099I don't want that. That would be embarrassing for the sport.
Magodaddy beat the shit out of peraped
Stoicism
Ackalaev gets heemed viciously meng, it's true. This is what will happen. I dreamt of it. And Pereira wasn't even at 10% in their first fight
>>151079172It would be much more embarasing if the UFC White House card is headlined by an Irish rapist who has been washed for a decade.
Ufc white house should be headlined by Dan Ige
Undefeated. Undisputed. Usdaddy.
>>151079184God damn Sneed eating good
going back in time to heem whoever molested pakibong to make him like this to save heem
>>151075756He does this to Ankalaev.
I just really hope the fitghers are ok. Who really cares who wins or loses. Its an asain mentality, I dont expect you pinkskin prey to understan
OOOOOHHHHHH HE'S OUT
>>151079264Sadly Magodaddy’s BBC implodes Jiraped’s bacon bussy if ‘Lildaddy doesn’t bust it first
>>151079276In a real fight Pereira would've stomped on AGPkalaev's sissy skull here, killing him.
>>151079261It's genetically coded I fear... Whatever happened there.
JiRoevWade is a BBC addict I fear
Jiri Prochazka has knocked out every black he has ever faced.
I cant fucking believe that people like this pakibong faggot exist. He's here all day talking about daddies and cocks and cum. Holy fuck man.
>>151079371It's better not to think about it. Just ignore him and make as if he doesn't exist.
‘Fraid Modaddy bred and spread jiraped’s bacon gape
>>151079371Take solace in the fact that your life is orders of magnitude better than his
Ankraham Lincolnaev
heeminder to everyone that when I first posted the pic of my boys, there were no belts. Then Ngannou got 1, then Alexa, now Mackenzie will get one and Song is only 27 and just entering his prime. Some of you will never know this feel. All I can say is get gud at picking your boys early in their career. Dont be a dick rider
ew wtf is that smell
What did she mean by posting these?
>>151078536>50-41>never even close to a finishSays a lot more about Khamzat than GODcus
>>151079542>destroy your fat sweater puppies and replace them with small implants so you can have a chance at breaking into the top 5 of the bumiest of bum wgaf divisions
>>151079582crazy how Dricus came closer to a finish with like 2-3 chances than Khamzat did with 20+ minutes control time
>here’s why GAPEDcus losing every round 10-8 is a good thing!
>>151079542dont hues make a lot of animal porn anyway?
What’a crazier is that DDP couldn’t do nearly as well as some lw reject that got heemed by Dookie Dan, or the bloated carcass of Usmeng on short notice, despite being much bigger than them.
>>151079666Of course the Great Deceiver marks your post. Burns had the benefit of facing a welterweight Khamzat. Usman just has to get the belt back and he is undeniably the welterweight GOAT.
Usdaddy is a real African king not some bloated pink hog
>>151079097>wasting that quality beef on a prepackaged soggy thin seedbun euros miss this one simple thing every time
>>151079666Khamzat for some reason was scared of burns ground game
Piggies will never recover
>>151079819on the top is the heem approved beard styleits either that or a moustache
>>151079782Hold the FLIPPING flip phone??!
>>151079819It's funny how the designated western and muslim commentators are both fat fucks.
>50 year old boxing champ easily dismantles 50 year old MMA champ>while giving up 50lb weight disadvantage>MMA guy gets heemed cold in post-fight brawlOk, it's time to stop pretending MMA is the more practical 'street-ready' style. Six months of takedown defense class and any top 50 boxer would be a multiple time UFC champ.
>>151079991
>>151079999
>>151079958Anderson Silva was 48 when he beat a 35 year old Julio Cesar Chavez Jr.
>>151079666DDP was the first man to take Khamzat down. DDP nearly finished him in the 5th. DDP unironically had his number once he downloaded the data, his internet speed was just slow for the first 24 minutes because Khamzat's team had a Wifi jammer.
> starts training mma during rumspringa> solves the brazza problem
Zatdaddy oinked pigus back to the prelims I fear
>>151079991Chills.
>>151080026>best striker in MMA history gets a split decision win over an average boxer half his sizeUmm, heemsissy, this isn't helping your case...
>>151080095If you want to talk striking I would appreciate your ranking of Wandy's.
Kevin Lee sees holes in Khabib's ass
>>151080134Always cracks me up
Aspinall will win though
>>151080117Keith Lee tasted it
Khabib is a better fighter than Islam. Few understand this.
>>151080175Way better, had probably two tough rounds in his fucking life. Nobody knows MMA, just me
"Societies of control" cyril gane says
Coward Kabitch can never be called a fighter.
>>151080175Agreed. Khabib would never go life and death with a featherweight.
Topkek. African UFC fighter living in some bog standard bongland street full of semis. God I love embedded
>>151080287Imagine the gaping he would’ve given Topiggy
>>151080330
>>151080340
>>151080327Is that Salford?
>>151080352Let me just look that up for you.
Dricus du Plessis was crucified for out sins.
Forgive them father for they don't know what we know
Nigger
Dricus by Stafford Gambit
>>151079276Embarrassing. Ank*laev won't survive this time.
A victory for Aspinall is a win for white supremacy. Gane will never allow that.
*slips on a banana peel**ankle picks you*
you niggas actually think white house card is happening?
>>151080472What would a non-American know about it?
>>151080505That's why he's asking dumb ass nigga.
>>151080509Dynamitated that dunce.
>>151080509It’s happening. There’s your answer bitch ass.
>>151080505>the only American champion they could pull out of depths of retirement would get heemed stiff by young Anglo BVLL right on the grounds of white houseoh nothing. please make it happen.
>>151080534Max is also the BMF champion. Don’t forget him.
Heil Hitler
>>151080553Beastpuria's title thoughbeit
>>151080578Cute chastity belts
Fuck /heem/
>>151080594what the helly
>>151077958for me, it's SOU FODAhttps://youtu.be/RIBkK5X_3mo?si=mLQKBCX3tUvwnwHQ
>>151080578nice of him to hold onto the baddys belts
Powerful. Potent. Pico.
>>151080823Your mom's pussy is holding onto my BBC
>>151080957
>>151080957you take that back
Reminder that ankabum couldn't finish washed Błachowicz and got a sloppy draw out of it
>i gonna break stone again brazzaSOON
looking back how the fuck did Jizzy still manage to lose the story after beating his arch nemesis?
>>151081138People forget man, Jan's a tricky customer. The next in line, THE Carlos Ulberg went to a razor close decision against an even more washed Jan, who just came off of multiple surgeries.
Apostasy.Abasement.Ankalaev.
>>151080957wooooooooooaaaaahhhhhhhh wtf
26 days until Gane fights.
>>151081272someone post the eye poke webm
Heard Gane got kicked out of the lodge in Paris
>>151080327inb4 Ateba runs into fellow Cameroonian, Francis Ngubu, and Magumbo gives him life advice to "NEVAH let dem tell you yo worth my cameroonian brodehh. We IS kings. Nevah let Dana not gib you deh payday!" Then we see Ateba fight less and less until he pops up at a PeeFL event fighting once every 2 years.
SPIT ON ITPLAYAAAAAA
>>151081358>I tink I hit someting
Jon Jones would batter Jake Paul
>>151081480Nah... Jakes boxing is way too slick
*glass shatters*
>>151081565kino
grizzly swanson by pants shitting KO
>>151081553
If cumshot can't take Strickland down he's going to get fucked up on the feet.
>>151081565Grim
>>151081555Don't do it OG
>>151079371I thank God every single day that I'm not like him.
That biker gang leader from bkfc Saturday really left a bad taste in my mouth for not getting brutally heemed by chunky
>>151079371Likely a pysop by mossad no way that's a normal person acting on their own free will
>>151081653Strickland got taken down by anus Magomedov
>>151081729Don't talk to me you freak.
>>151081712I have sometimes suspected this as well
>>151081712Would be a shame if someone pretended to be him in the jewish general on pol with the topic of discussion being the ongoing child rape crisis in jewish orthodox circles earlier today.
Has anyone in this thread ever been addicted to methamphetamine? Unfortunately I have. As you can imagine it was just awful.
>>151075953UFC is punishing Orolbai for missing weight by giving him a former middleweight at his new weight class.
Jojua training
People say they uhh want Khalil knocked out round 1... Let's go for dat.
>>151078422the mummified corpse of cain? a marauder B
>>151081972Khilal is going to kill the weeb
I hope Khalil ends the Jiri meme once and for all
khalil got heemed by johnny walker
As did paul craig
>>151082132Isn't that the guy who finished Magomed Ankalaev?
>>151081894You were raped by ya daddy and dobermans
Isn't that the guy who jerked of daddy Ank?
>>151082200Yes the very same man who not just finished but submitted tom aspinall's best friend magomed ankalaev
>>151082246Why the fuck is Duncan getting a shot at someone just outside the top 5 he's not even ranked
>hooker
Oh no... Did Shartman duck... Again?
Just finished Duncan this Hooker
>>151082307What
I've never gotten good advice in my lifeIf you want to win never listen to anybody, ever
>>151082324shit, he's saying he took a shit or flushed it either way it's about shitting
>>151082324I was Duncan a Hooker in the Grasso
>>151082331Sorry what was that?
>>151082246>>151082282It's from a twitter page with this being the accounts single and only post. Then he's asking you go to a 'si' account that has the sports illustrated logo and 3 followers, which tries to get people to go to si dot com to read the 'full story'.100% fake.
just got the inside scoop. Turdkalaev dies.
Aaron Pico
>>151082344Powerful
is magomed really speaking a language or is he retarded and ufc is just subtitling random shit? think about it: none of the phone translations worked when he was confronting pereira. when you listen to him on embedded hes just saying the same shit over and over "cherka durka toko chawka lawka ehhhh cherka durka toko chawka lawka ehhhh cherka durka toko chawka lawka"look into it
>>151082486Might be real.
>>151082486Some russophone anon said that Haramkalaev is literally retarded and spits nothing but senseless drivel.
>>151081151went back to tippy tap leg kick mode right after and got outclassed simple as
>>151082522My one baltic homie told me khabib sounds like a simpleton when he speaks and he comes across much more worldly than ank
>>151082575I believe it.
Which fighting nerd is white?
K-1
>>151082784Michał Oleksiejczuk. He's the white savior archetype. The main character of the fighting nerds. They taught him to find the inner legendary polish power and now he will save the gym by fighting for the vacant title down the line when Khamzat retires.
Fighters who should be thrown into a woodchipper, no particular order; Michael Chandler, Gane, Jiri.
>>151082784Bruna "The Last Racebender" Brasil
>>151082847I agree.
>A Just and Jubilant Redemption>Anshul Jubli
Great job killing the thread
HE CAN NOT AFFORD TO LOSE!!!
Cantender tomorrowONE Friday Fights, PFL Usman vs Hughes (dubai so it's on early) and ONE Fight Night fridayUFC and BKFC Perry vs Stephens saturdayreal one week
wdwtc
>>151082999Why did he redeem it?
>>151083272forgot UFC BJJ, GODsumeci fight week too
>>151083272>165 Number one contender fight for the Leeweight Title?
People who should be heemed, in no particular order; myself, everybody else.
>>151083355Bjj is not fighting
ACK!!!!
>>151083355Don't you forget about sleem Don't Don't Don't Don't
>>151083423not since CM PONK have I seen such devastating power!!!
Lets go!
never ever EVER watching slapshit
>>151083423Feeling lethal, on the verge of furor.
>>151083520You're never having sex with a woman either faggot.
Blasted that bitch.
Honestly? Sex is overrated.
>>151083637You literally have sex with men.
Was anybody in this thread ever molested? I never was thank god, but I can imagine it would be awful.
>>151083492They could at least plate the belt in fake gold ffs. It looks like recycled aluminium and plastic.
>>151083772Yeah maybe we should have consulted you first huh? Fucking goof.
>>151083750You have autogynephilia.
>>151083492>trilogy slapwader wee doon bappa
>>151083750>but I can imagine itThat's because you repressed it.
>>151083816This is THE match to make right now,
>>151083772What a hunk of shit, the belt sucks too
What did /heem/ think of Jon Jones appearing on iShowSpeed’s stream?
BJ Penn spotted lighting grass on fire with Nick Diaz
Raped bitch lmao!
>>151083851I thought "Who?"
>>151083873Some nigger streamer
>>151083898I know who iShowSpeed is I'm not some fucking boomer
Only Schaub can judge me
>>151083910Ok good for you
>>151083370kevin lee vs james vick for the imaginary potential belt
>>151083937Thank you
>>151083963Dumbass.
BJ PennNick DiazWanderlei SilvaThe Triad of CTE City
>>151083978
>>151083984honorable mention to Nyquilman Liddell
>>151083984https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKatOOmuvZcNam Phan is King.
Joe Pyfer is gonna get abused
joe pyfer hits harder than ngannouabus got heemed by belal's striking coachyou do the math
>>151084103Matt Hughes would like to have a word>WOOOWOOOOWOOOO
>>151083898He could heem you
Ngannou probably lied about his age and is 50 years old.
If UFC got $7.7 billion, just imagine what Power Slap will get.
>>151084215yeah? Well I doubt it.
>>151084231He just used a lot of steroids b it's not complicated.
>>151083873Jon Jones, a former UFC fighter as far as I know
>>151083984Diego Sanchez is the mayor of CTE city
>>151084259Some Africans are just built like that.
>>151084275
>>151084268Not former you fat moron.
>>151084295Shawlb is minor league CTE, b
>>151084292Yeah the ones on steroids.
new>>151084321>>151084321>>151084321>>151084321
>>151084327Ngannou doesn't even have a steroid look. His muscles are natty looking. He looks like a random NFL defensive end.
vintage>>151077210>>151077210>>151077210
>>151084364check the catalogue, b>>151084321
>>151084302oh yeah?
5 hunnerd
We don't body shame in /heem/
>>151084374haha well memed, sir
>>151084335>>151084364There is an undeniable difference in the quality of posts. You attract filth while my thread attracts greatness.
>>151083851A bit creepy ngfl
