Why would the NFL do this?Rolling Stones, now that was a real halftime show, what is this BS?
>>151074262i dont know anything about him? is he a gay mexican? doesn't that help the NFL get zoomies?
chuds lose
>>151074312Colombian I think. His most famous song is about having a mfmf foursome
Crying about it on the internet will help
>>151074262Literally WHO?
>>151074262What an absolute fucken faggot. I will be taking a extra big shit during this assholes appearance
>>151074312Gay Puerto Rican. I only know him from WWE
How funny would it be if ICE came on stage while he was talking his shit, and cuffed him and led him away?Pray for this.
man the beaners only one who will enjoy this, this a show for futbol not football
>>151074262>Rolling StonesOK Boomer
>>151075276Maybe they could have some Polish talent.Oh, wait...
Name a single better option. No country or other chud coded music because the people that listen to that are already going to tune in and the entire purpose of a half time show it to get people that normally don't watch handegg to tune in. Also no geriatrics like Metallica, they want young people to tune in, not 40 year old losers who never grew up.
>>151075299What about a live sex show from the state's number one OF stars? That will keep you dunb assed zoomers entertained, I am sure
>>151075299Sombr was great at the VMAs, and was surrounded by hot dancers
>>151074262American Fagball
>>151075299Five time Super Bowl half time performers, 'Up With People'.
>>151074262I don't know who this is, but he sounds based
>>151075299>Name a single better optionno half time show. retard
>>151074262Americans love bad bunny. He's the most popular artist in America.
>>151075318No porn allowed on national television>>151075330He's not even C tier, not enough hits to fill a 15 minute show, very inexperienced at performing and general audiences have never heard of him yet. Maybe in 5 years he'll have a shot.>>151075413I said no geriatrics, and I don't think they're even alive anymore.>>151075591Not an option, the shows are when the majority of people start watching and the ad revenue the NFL makes during that time is ridiculous. Face it, Bad Bunny was the best choice from what was available. Taylor would have been cringe to everyone but her fans who never grew up out of high school and she is a terrible live performer. The other option they wanted was Adele, who would have been the most boring show of all time if they went through with it. It was either Bad Bunny, a generic new age pop slut or another rapper. Bad Bunny was the lesser evil of what they had to play with.
>>151075703What about the Village People? They are still going, right?
>>151074262>NFL has been branching out in latin america>america is fucked becuase its bad for bussiness to apeal to those markets .No wonder youre fucking poor
>>151075719Zoomers have no idea who they are. Hell, I don't even think they even know that the YMCA song is a real song and not the ending song to Shrek.
>>151074262It's your fault for continuing to watch this slop
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>>151074386>redneck anime
>>151075591The whole point of NFL season is a half time show and media turnout they get from it, reddit Twitter etc nytAmerica is a business
>>151074423>o god yes daddy please tread on me
Halftime and the NFL in general make me dislike the NFL.
>>151074331it didnt resurect kirk but who know it could work this time
>>151075299A local marching band or vocal group of the host city
Lil Baby is available, no?
Performative patriotism, cringe ass flag waving, and stoppages. It's by far the most watchable American game. NHL is a close second, but I dislike the pageantry and commercialism. Not that soccer is much better, it even had bigger problems like hooliganism. But it's much more watchable because it's 90+ action-packed minutes. Even the stoppages are short. Look at how these cringe ass faggots place so much importance on irrelevant shit like “halftime” and “patriotism.” Fuck that.
>>151076486All white Mormon church women choir signings consisted of only women who gave birth to 5+ kids So, white women with many kids are getting media publicity, praise, headlines and front pages, on top of a huge paycheckWhat values will that translate to society?I think we better put some anti whitey bipoc to preach and fill the minds and eyes of youth
>>151074262>watching the Super Bowl Halftime Show>caring about the Super Bowl Halftime Show
>>151075703'Up With People' is always young people. They don't have a set membership.
Considering at the Dublin Game they had a relatively inoffensive performance you'd think they'd go for something that isn't... this.>>151074312>>151074328He belongs to GaySexico
>>151074262Bad Bunny is great. You should touch grass and make some friends.
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>>151074262>the Latinx Drake
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>>151074262I gotta say I've really been enjoying the spergouts over this development.
>>151074262I'm getting old. I really have no idea who this is or what he sings.
>>151075299>Also no geriatrics like Metallica, they want young people to tune inlmao They want NOSTALGIA. Bad Bunny isn't for the young, he's for gay 30+ yr olds.
>>Bad Bunny is credited with helping Spanish-language rap music achieve mainstream popularity in the worldwide market. >some lgbtiqabc trannymachismo my ass
when is his spider-man movie coming out?
For me, it's Ethiopian jazz. Young people today crave a sense of personal identity; they know all their shit is slop just like we do. Find some hardcore hipster shit that nobody likes, and they'll lap it up. Worst-case scenario, it'll be awful and the NFL will get a week of free headlines and media coverage.>>151078620I think he was one of the Despacitos
>>151074262>the NFL is self destructing bro trust meopinion discarded
>>151075299What about some Iron Maiden.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5BMI88QO_w
>>151075299Oasis is touring right now. Taylor Swift would even be better to see on tv than this joto gay ass spic
>>151075299Oasis
>>151075299BABYMETAL.
it's fucking based just for getting the npc chuddies riled up
>>151092442>>151092457Are Oasis well-known enough in America to perform at the Super Bowl? I'd honestly be shocked if even 1% of Americans could name an Oasis song that's isn't Wonderwall.
if a super bowl halftime show is such a big deal, why can't they get Taylor Swift to perform in one
>>151075299Day Lipa. Sabrina Carpenter. There’s two normie favorites who are better than beaner bunny.
Hatsune Miku would be better than this mutt asshole
>>151074262>Why would the NFL do this?He's apparently popular overseas and they're trying to get more foreigners watching the game. Also the NFL is owned by massive globalist queers like David Tepper.
>>151100094>apparently popular overseaNo cunt's heard of him - not here, not anywhere if you read about this debacle online
>>151100094>overseasWhere? Latin America is not an ocean away. I know his name, but I always expected him to be a 98% American (i.e. the entire hemisphere) phenomenon, with the rest being equally divided between Spain and everybody elseBut he seems to be popular overall regardless. I think I somewhat get it. Football fans watch the game anyway, they won't tune off for the show. So getting someone who is popular with zoomies who might not be huge football fans for the show could work to bring in more people
>>151075299I nominate Gnome.
>>151075299>Name a single better option. No country or other chud coded music because the people that listen to that are already going to tune in and the entire purpose of a half time show it to get people that normally don't watch handegg to tune in. Also no geriatrics like Metallica, they want young people to tune in, not 40 year old losers who never grew up.
>>151076500Soccer is fucking gay>it's 90+ action-packed minutes. No it absolutely fucking isn't. It is 90 minutes of light jogging without a single goal being scored and the game being settled by penalty shots. Fuck off you dirty retarded monkey.How can you simp for something so pathetically boring? You don't like football? Ok, fine, I can get it. But soccer? Bring a up a real fucking sport and not a twink filled pussy-off contest.Nasty favela trash. You only like the sport because you were too poor for anything else.
>>151075299Jelly Roll
>a pseudo American is upset about immigration because he just associates it with his fans Honestly, we should just send a bunch of Indians to Puerto Rico.
>>151100142>>151100243>Where?South America I guess. I haven't heard of the faggot either.>Football fans watch the game anyway, they won't tune off for the show.True. I always skip the halftime show anyway. This really has no effect on me.
>>151074262There are no huge global stars everyone gathers behind anyway. At least not anymore. Taylor Swift comes closest, but she has plenty of haters as well and even the NFL probably knows they can't stuff her into everythingBad Bunny isn't a super-big global star, but he's probably popular enough with latinos, and it seems that the last few Super Bowl shows usually didn't feature a super-massive lineup anyway. I admittedly only watched a single one many years ago, but I've been told "this year's show was underwhelming and below average" for at least five years in a row now
>>151075299>Name a single better option.15 minutes of silence.
>>151074312He is just a terrible regeton artist that sings and talk like retard. But he ain't gay. He just did the typical faggotpandering in a very few of his thousands of photos and you right wing retards that barely know him think that's his whole deal and are having a meltdown because you are delicate faggy snowflakes. Don't get my wrong, he really sucks but I am all for it just for the fact that he is making you all seethe
>>151075299Edgardo Nunez Banda MS Oscar Maydon If they need some English song they could throw any whiteboy gringo country artist like Kane Brown or whatever leave the reggaeton shit to the baseball latinos
>>151075703>Taylor would have been cringe to everyone but her fans who never grew up out of high school and she is a terrible live performer.She wouldn't have been cringe, her millennial and Gen Z fans are of age, society writ large loves her and she packs out stadiumsEnjoy your Puerto Rico show, when you could've had All-American Stacy >>151100493>Taylor Swift comes closest, but she has plenty of haters as well and even the NFL probably knows they can't stuff her into everythingHer "haters" are a vocal fringe. They'll disappear when the temperatures cool and she isn't so saturated.Also she's not appearing at games, so she's robbing the NFL of using her
>>151100312Lmaoooo, with what songs?
Cris MJ halftime show would be pretty good and normie coded and an improvement over bad bunny
>>151074262Isn't this guy literally an US Citizen? There's definitely gonna be some terrible "WAAAH WAAAH BROWN PEOPLE DINDU NUFFIN STOP DEPORTING US" even though you can't deport his kind lol.
>>151075299Those 40 year old dudes are the ones filling the stadium and buying jerseys. Not Latinos (unless you are the cowboys or raiders, ese)
>>151075299yung lean
>>15110145940 year old boomers are too poor to afford Super Bowl tickets. It is marketed towards narco latinos
>>151075299ohio state marching band
>>151101367>Chuds in charge of understanding people looking out for someone other than themselves
>>151101896More like looking out for his pockets., because it's Latinos in America that pay his bills.t. My cousin paid like 300 bucks to see this down syndrome faggot rap
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>>151074262>Why would the NFL do this?Jay-Z is a racist, who refuses to hire a white artist, and uses the money to free criminals from prison so they can kill more white women
Isn'r it kinda crazy how every industry has problems creating and attracting new stars? Music. Actors. WWE. Movies. Shows a lot of it is sequels to old shit, remakes to old shit, geriatrics old stars why the fuck is it like this now? In the early 2000's every music genre was firing on all cylinders now when it comes to music it's just rap and rap and rap and rap and they have no longevity
>>151078620Youre not old. Modern music has sucked since the 2000s
>>151075299how about instead of picking an artist we pick a theme. and then we pick a composer to come up with music for this theme. like a love letter to hollywood. its how marching bands do it. and we can let the host cities pick the theme to have more engagement.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoeEobVMkKA&list=RDzoeEobVMkKA&start_radio=1
>all these boomer newfags boilin because a halftime show has popular brownmanLmao you guys never give up
>>151102934>hahaha you old people don't like the young 31 year oldkek what a retard
>>151100854You are a faggot. Maricon is it?
>>151102988This made more sense in your head
All this outrage seems fake. Like, boomers don't even know ball but still watch the super bowl. Like, he has a song about eating ass or whatever in Spanish; it is the the equivalent of what 90% of the league, including wiggers like Jaxson Dart, Maxx Crosby, Kelce, George Kittle, etc all listen to but in Spanish.
>>151092490kek basedlove seeing these normalfag facebook tier boomers seethe every year when muh Metallica isn't picked for the halftime show
>>151103922Why do they even say Metallica? Aren't they pretty left wing lol?
why are MAGAts such snowflakes? put one bmwf or lgbtq+ couple in a commercial and they freak out
>>151103922When they can probably name two Metallica songs at most
>>151102533Because they lost their logos. Now the industry is overtly evil which filters out anything that would have been good in the first place.
>>151075299local marching band so the actual town hosting the event can show off local pride, like they used to do before they called up Michael Jackson in 91 or 92 or whenever it was
>>151075299Vocaloid holo performance
Twister Sister would be good
>>151102533the internet killed most media. the reason the film and TV and music industries used to have such a stranglehold on pop culture is because they controlled the dissemination of said culture. If you wanted to listen to music, you had to find something a record store would stock or a radio station would play. and guess who controls what stations and stores had? same with TV and film. the internet changed that, and the media industries were never able to counter it. all they can do is screech to the government and demand the internet be regulated out of existence.
Oh boy, its hat time again!
lmao miggers can’t stop losing
>>151104147Miggers are literal cucks who are unironically into that type of stuff. Zion Don is best friends with Vince McMahon, who is well known for having sexual fetishes relating to black guys banging white women
>>151101367Fat orange golem targets green card holders for hurting the feelings of Israeli government members.The liberal outrage over deportations is completely overblown, absolutely. Especially since the deportation numbers are barely the same as the past few administrations but he's not doing himself any favors when he sends ICE agents onto college campuses just because he wants to look tough on immigration. At that point, you are practically just rage baiting people for reactions and doing nothing significant policy wise
complete chuddy meltdown
>>151105255I can smell how fat you are lol
>>151105578>chuddyLook mom, I posted it again *giggle*
^chud seethe
>>151105583post body
>>151102533My belief is that at some point in the past 20 years, data analysis got so good that companies started just doing exactly what surveys said and never taking any risk. They're all using the same data, so every company just makes the same thing. No new ideas for films; just films that people already like. Ditto music. Even political parties, certainly in this country, all have basically the same policies. Because they're all completely and unquestioningly trusting the sam data.
