news: Lmao Green Gay/Chorgers
Lamar quit
LaBum was always a fraud
>eyeblack on one eyeThats just to look cool innit?
>>151075972>TestUnreasonably high. Thats why Im a cardinals chad.
I wasn't kidding about AOC, I would eat her out from behind.
idk what an AOC is
>>151075974I don't believe you
I can't explain why but i really like the Jags and I think i've started supporting them
>>151075994I never thought Id understand a kanker nederlander so thoroughly. What if you and I arent so differnent after all? A Käskopp and a Pleurismof... frens on a Bolivian calligraphy forum?
Trump should announce ICE agents will be present at the Super Bowl, have them arrest this Bad Bunny guy like an hour before the halftime show, and leave the NFL without a halftime show as their scheduled performer is on a plane back to whatever spic shithole he came from. That would be the most hilarious thing he could possibly do.
>>151075994>>151076006Support the better cat team with the Bengals
>>151076023in a rush they re-air the puppy bowl as a stand-in halftime show
>>151076035No Ill stay a cardinals chad. The Bengals remind me of Bengaluru and I work with too many Indians to ignore that
>>151075994u think the qbs a cutie pie
Dart and Skattebo are now my favorite duo
>>151075962Should've just went to the locker room to take a shit again and never come back out kek.
>>151075978Average Obama Chud
best team to never make the owl?
>>151075962WRONG it was confirmed that he actually got hurt
Patty Cuckitini
>>151076162Pic unrelated
lil reminder
>>151076182get off your phone and go back to fixing your hamstring
>6 AM>Broncos have already won their MNF gameGG Broncos, hope you enjoy the win. Remember, getting to BTFO the Bengals doesn't mean you're good, just that the Bengals are absolute dogshit. When you see Bo Nix put up god-tier numbers, don't get too confident, it's just because the Bengals have a bottom 5 defense.
>>151076180>Head coach John Harbaugh addressed the injury postgame, stating, "There's nothing that looks like it's season-ending by any stretch for anybody." thats code for: he will be playing next weekface it, lamar sackson has no heart and quit on his team
>>151076180PR slop, he was moving around fine, even jumping up and walking around. All Ravens fans can do is cope, but even most of them see straight through it, their QB just exposed himself as the most fraudulent quitter of all time, taking himself out of a two score game before the 4th quarter even began.
>giants ran the ball 42 times Wtf
>>151076294That's how it should always be. Teams need to realize that running the ball leads to wins. Stop this passing bullshit.
>>151075951Russ couldn't even hold the job for 5 games, lmao.
YFW you remember that the NFL’s flagship franchise, most important team, the Pope’s (and therefore, God’s) favorite team, and /nfl/’s most beloved team won their last two games, have their franchise quarterback, landed the most sought-after coaching prospect of the past decade+ and their run game will be fixed and defense will be added onto in the draft? Ya mad at da BVRRS?
>>151076162The Chargers from 2006-2010. Proved how important special teams play is.
>>151076373Fuck off, you guys are able to beat up on shit teams. Congrats.
The chargers are who we thought they were
>>151076294That's how little they trusted Dart
>even next year isnt something i look forward to
>>151076425>Browns FanYou haven't had anything to look forward to since they brought the team back to Cleveland, if we're being honest.
>>151076382Word
>>151076425You're responsible for beer in plastic bottles. You deserve nothing good.
Jihaad Campbell or Carson Schwesinger? Who's better?
>>151076294problem?
>>151076425Youre from based ohio
I hate watch the Cowgirls?How should I feel about this tie?
>>151076494The cowboys are misunderstoodAlso its the first tie since 2022 so thats cool
>>151076494I hate the packers as well so it is the funniest outcome
>just woke up>checks Dallas/GB scoreThr haters perfect ending
>>151076279>>151076289pardon me if i take the word of medical professionals over random 4chanarians
>ctrl + f scorigami>0 of 0you disappoint me
>>151076624>medical professionals*paid by the team to shill for them
Duuuuval
>>151076481can we stop pretending skat is good?take out his one long run and he averaged 2.6 ypc
>>151076650>If you take away his big plays he had no big plays
>>151076624>I trust internet strangers more if they have a profile picture and a user nameLol
>>1510766541. it was 1 big play2. it's customary to remove outliers in determining averages3. he's just not very good
Cowboys really hit the jackpot with Pickens. By the way thank you Packers for the two picks. Did Parsons play last night?
>>151076650hes on that pacheco school of thought
>>151076650He's one of the best down-field blockers that I've seen at RB in quite some time
>>151076665remind the class the last time dem boyz made it out of the divisional round
itt: moving the goalpost
Hypothetically which teams would trade for him if he was actually made available?
>>151076665yes
Ties are un-American
>>151076686it's called a running back, not a blocking back
>>151076712Browns
>>151076712St. Louis Battlehawks
/mls/ herewe told you tie games can be kino
>ESPN get two games>both are horrible They deserve it.
>>151076722ur dumb
>YOOO did you see alll those blocks LaDanian Tomlinson made today?See people dont say things like that. Running backs should be running and the RB production in today's league in through the floor. Same with O-line play.
>>151076736You mean LaBlockian Blockinson?
>>151076650hes behind the garbage nyg o line, who also managed to get dart sacked 6 times. they arent exactly opening big seams for him to run through
>Rashee Rice isn't even back yet
Tucker Kraft deserves a serious team
>>151076745>all the choofies have exited their cavenice going, balitpoor
>>151076745I dont think that game changes much if the Chiefs dont have Worthy honestly. The Ravens looked horrible.
>>151076733
>>151076773Well the Dolphins should win that game, i just might not be watching
most fraudulent division?
>>151076659Should we take away the baker Mayfield 70 yard outliers too?
>>151076781>stoolers sleep walk into another winning seasonTomlin cant keep getting away with it, but he will.
>>151076780>shouldlol, lmao even. watch as fields has a career game tonight
>>151076781>clevelandtrash>bunglesgoing nowhere without burrow>ratbirdscollapsing>steelerswill make the playoffs and go one and done yet againcertified frauds
>>151076717The amazing Micah Parsons held the Cowboys to 40 points
>oooohhhhh guys I think the cowboys made a biiiig mistake trading micah parsons>micah parsons micah parsons micah parsons micah parsons>holy shit dude how are they going to score at all there's MICAH PARSONS on DEFENSE>game ends in a fucking 40-40 tieexquisite
>>151076757Just makes it easier for Mahomes really. Tyquan Thornton extends the field alongside Worthy in a way KC hasn't had since the Tyreek days and even then the group on average is faster. With Rice back they'll really be doing great, Thornton is what KC was expecting to get out of Skye Moore production wise at the worst for a 2nd instead of the disaster class that happened.
>>151076811the funniest part was they had these dramatic pre filmed segments about the trade and then he didnt do shit, sat out half the game with a sore back and got DAKKED
f r i s k y
>>151076727Go Hawks!!!
I believe in schotty
>>151076811if you actually watched the game, you would have seen micah make a game saving sack on dak in overtime
>>151076854>sacklol
>>1510768541- that is clearly a tackle2- the lb would have stopped him regardless
So who in the AFC is meeting the Eagles in the Super Bowl this year? The NFC is already dead
>>151076892Its Chiefs, and they're not playing the Eagles lol
>>151076811You’re happy that you lost the game just because the packers lost it too?
>>151076899You better hope not huh lol
Ok so the Raiders are shit as usual. Which QB do they draft next year top 10? Allar?
>>151076922I was smoking one of those medical joints from a dispensary and watching football last night and it occurred to me that I actually watched the raiders play in a Super Bowl once when I was a small child and it hit me like a repressed memory
>>151076918>out of date scorelol
>>151076875>>151076890a sack is a tackle that starts behind the LoS. the nfl OFFICIALLY marked it as a sackend of discussion
>>151076023He's from the US
>>151076922Allar is going to get a GM fired he is so ass
Gainwell was carrying the eagles
>>151076922allar is trash so the raiders will probably draft him, yes
>Cowboys v. Green Bay game is on>I need to go to bed for work>Turn game off>"I'll see the score tomorrow">It's a tie!Surely...SURELY the whole "Micah Parsons v. Jerry Jones" storyline thing didn't play into this. No way this whole thing is "We can't beat each other, we're both just so good and we love each other" for the script.
I just don't understand what it is that Steve Spagnuolo does in his game planning against the Ravens where it just seems like Todd Monken calls the worst games of his career. It's like they placed a fucking Orb of Confusion up with him in the Kansas City skybox. This has happened three times already, he abandons the run and then just calls the most uninspired plays that put the offense in a losing position pre snap every time. Is Steve one of the GOAT DCs alongside the likes of Bill and Vic?
>>151076947He’s got raw talent but he hasn’t been progressing for shit at Penn State. He looks worse this year than he did two years ago. If he’s going to be the consensus 1st overall pick this league is retarded and I’m a Penn State fan
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>151076911I don't care about either team, I just like seeing hype implode
WE DEM BOYZ
>>151076745Michael Orr needs to be fired TODAY and replaced with Chuck Pagano who is already in the building anyway
>>151076935DUDE WEED LMAO
>>151076781if A A Ron goes down, 40 year old Joe Flacco will be the best quarterback in his old division for the first time ever.Grim.
>>151077000Just saying, guarantee that when my son is old enough to understand football he’ll never believe it when I tell him that the raiders played in a Super Bowl
Man I love AJ Brown. He knows exactly how to be annoyed with game plans while also riling everyone up
>>151076043I would prefer that
>Jordan Love sucks!APOLOGIZE
>>151076987Packers denied win cuz of blocked xp
>>151076180He’ll be back for the Rams game in 2 weeks at the latest. Meaning it wasn’t a hamstring injury and his bussy was just sore.
>>151077021why are WRs like that?
>>151076294And then won because running is based
>>151077034Wide receivers have been this way since your daddy was a boy. Diva wide receivers
>>151076294This used to be normal
>>151076388> beat up onSqueaking by the raiders isn’t beating up on
>>151077027is that guy still around to steal edgy preteen boys' money?
Triple digit scorigami when?
>>151077046It's even funnier because AJ is like the least diva-ish of all the top receivers, but everyone thinks he is just one bad moment away from doing sit-ups in his driveway
>>151077089pretending to read books on the sideline is too calculated and performative for my tastes, go talk to a teammate fuck sake
>>151076624What medical professionals spoke on it? Also how many boosters did you take?
>>151077131be nice, i'd give anything to be as simple and naive (read dumb as rocks) as him
Thank you guys for all the thoughts and prayers, Tropical Storm Imelda has passed over my island and all is well. <3Excited for my Dolphins to beat the Jetes tonight. :)
>>151076757They win but they don’t dominate without Worthy
>>151076373Team is called the bears the state of Illinois doesn't have a native bear population wtf is their problem
>>151077144You’re that gay guy that they found on reddit right?
Patriots bros we’re so back
>>151076974> Is Steve one of the GOAT DCs alongside the likes of Bill and Vic?Honestly yes, but I think a lot of the Raven’s retardation is from Harbaugh. He’s the common link in all these games while OCs have changed. They get down a little, he panics, and completely abandons the run that they are good at. Or more likely he’s thinking>they know we’re good at running>they expect us to run>so we’ll do the opposite>they’ll never see it comingThen surprise surprise, their passing game can’t carry them against good teams, they fall behind, then they have to pass. It’s fun to watch as a Steelers fan to see someone else cursed with a coach that wins games but underachieves.
>>151076659>only remove positive outliers Lol, nice try pseud faggot
>>151077181>beat the panturds>think you're elite now you're just setting yourself up for disappointment
>>151077139Ironically life is easier if you’re retarded
so who's the KWAB of the week so far?
>>151077189Panthers beat the falcons 30-0 last week it’s not like they’re complete ass
>>151077195Lameme Quitson in a landslide, but honorable mentions to the entire Packers and Chargers organizations.
>>151077173lurk moar newbitch
>>151076190And how many blocks does Kelce have? How much does he help out in the run game? Pass protection?Gronk will always be a better TIGHT END than Kelce because Kelce is a glorified WR, which is fine by the way. I think Kelce is a HoF player who was fantastic in his prime but you're basically comparing two different positions because Kelce can't block a spam caller, meanwhile Gronk was happy to do the dirty work for the vast majority of his career and only in his twilight did he do a bit less of that due to just playing a lot less downs in general cause of his body.
is that end of OT sequence on Manlove or Lafleur?
>>151077227I’d rather not know your life story anyway but you’re supposed to be gone. Stay gone.
>>151077195Ravens, Packers
makes spuh seethe
>>151076190Gronk was 10x better than Kelce ever was
JERRY WON
>>151077228Don't be dumb, anon. Kelce regularly comes in with clutch blocks. You just don't watch the games. And no, watching the highlights or redzone doesn't count.It's fine to lack knowledge, but it's embarrassing when you speak on things without any.
>>151077255Its hilarious patriots fans act like kelce never blocked in his life
Don't ever reply to me again.
>>151077214>Panthers>not complete ass
>>151076190I also agree that Gronk was the better player
>>151077255>Kelce regularly comes in with clutch blocks>making up lies to support your argument Travis Kelce isn’t gonna hang out with you bro
>>151076425thats what he get for going all in on JJ to JJ>tfw i was always a sammy the destroyer fan
:/
>>151077267If the patriots beat the bills next week I expect a full apology in the form of you getting fucked by a BBC
>>151077288>pats fan fantasizing about gay interracial sextypical
Im happy that there's more special teams fuckery, the NFL needs to make it even more chaotic
>>151077271Watch him pull like a guard yesterday and pancake the defender to spring the running back. But you didn't see it because you were too busy furiously posting trannies in a gamethread to actually notice.He also regularly blocks when Mahomes runs, but I figured I'd cite a very specific example from yesterday's game.
>>151077298I don’t like it. Bums are hitting 70 yard field goals and drives are constantly starting at midfield. Games are going to turn into whistle seesaws at the end like the NBA
>>151077195Lamar easily. He played like shit then quit when the game was still winnable
>>151077298Across two weeks they've made blocked FGs seem pedestrian now.
whats your real name? not your stripper name.
>>151077195Chargers.
>>151077328Anal Maxximus
>>151077298the footballs should vary in weight, pressure, material, and center of gravity do players never know what type of ball they're going to deal with
>>151077320Black qbs are always gonna fuck your team in the end. It doesn’t matter how good they are physically, they lack that mental aspect that you need in a winning qb. Never bet on black.
>>151077342Ok, Tom.
The packers lost to the browns and the cowboysThey are not a good team
>>151077322because teams are deciding not to leave rushers unguarded like the burr furthest on the right
>>151077298What is it with all the blocked FGs? Are players getting lazy with blocks?
Imagine if Pete had ran the goddamn ball
>>151077023He almost threw the game away which would've been absolutely hilarious btw
>>151077234The whole team acted with zero urgency it was bizarre
>>151077328Biggus Dickus
This has to be the most unknownable ball thread of all time Enjoy your work week
>>151077234Lafleur was flipping out on Love after the play that ended with 0:01 on the clock. So the answer is obviously Lafleur.
>>151077378love your slaves of rome game. when will it leave early access?
How mad would you be if you spent all week practicing to stop the rush push and you were all set mentally to beat it and they snap the ball and fake it instead for like the first time fucking ever. The NFL should ban trick plays because they’re not fair
>>151077367>almostbut he didn't
>33 million per year
>>151077393>needing meme plays to beat the succswhat a fraudulent ass team
>>151077402Are your hallways chirping?
>>151077393Tush push is 100% getting banned this next offseason from this play alone.
>>151077412They really gave Geno fucking Smith a franchise QB contract? Idiots
>>15107743433 million dollars per year is not a franchise QB contract. Maybe 10 years ago.
will mommy punish the bad boy?
Please cut AD, I beg of you
>>151077393That's not the first time they've done it. Maybe the Cucs should have been prepared
>>151077421the only thing chirping is your bitch ass
>>151077434hes cuck carrolls buddy, basically hooked him up with a DEI nepo contractits laughable that anyone could say with a straight face that he should be a starting qb, let alone being paid 33m a year
>>151077449He’s the 21st highest paid player in the entire NFL
Geno Smith is a legitimate starting QB and deserves to be paid 33 Million Dollars per year.
>>151077412>1 million per INT
>>151077449its an absurd amount to pay a qb who is throwing 2 ints per game and is worse than your backup
This time in August people were actually putting Gino Smith as a fringe top 10 quarterback by the way. They were discussions on whether or not he would automatically be the best QB in the NFC.
>>151077467That's still not a franchise QB contract in 2025.
>>15107747137.5*
If the Ass Shove is so good why are the Eagles the only team that does it well
>>151077476He plays for the Raiders though, they deserve to suffer. I hope he gets a raise and plays for another decade.
this is jon gruden's son, deuce, who is the strength and conditioning coach for the raiders say something nice about him
>>151077496They sure are a shit franchise.
>>151077500looks like a hardy dwarf
>>151077461Nigger spotted
Bussy spotted
>>151077500>5’5”Legit member of the fae folk. A changeling left by the good people. God bless them.
Dalmatian spotted
>>151077512stay out your mom's bedroom
>>151077328Mohamed
>>151077539Mohammed was a faggot so it clocks
Clock this bussy
Reddit has better football discussion.
>>151077571But I didn't bring any lube, anon.Eh, we can just use Lamar's tears.
>>151077195This guy
>>151077583DID HE DIED???
>>151077328leslie
is jerry right?
>>151076023>Back to his spic shitholeSo the US?
>>151077589Pretty sure dude's stopped giving a fuck and is just shitposting at this point
>hurr durr lamar is faking it APOLOGIZE
>>151077605He's Cam Newton without a SB appearance.KWAB
>>151077589Jerry is never right. Never
>>151077589I hope Jerry lives forever <3
>https://x.com/djshaw20/status/1971981196675764240These clips are hilarious. How is this guy an NFL football player?
I hope you all had fun watching football yesterday ^_^(Unless you're a Raiders fan, in which case I delight in your misery.)
>>151077589>dook poopscott indispensibleNo lol>michael parson dispensibleYes
>>151077195Had to be AD Mitchell
>>151077393>for like the first time fucking everI get your point overall, but this is not true.
>>151076023You literally have autism
>>151077589Based jerry won
>>151077482HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
STOP LAUGHING AT US
whats the status on Joe Alt? Chargers might be fucked
>>151077696high ankle sprain. out for a few weeks but no exact timeframe
>>151077696VAXXED
>>151077696They're putting him down, like a lame horse.
Drake Maye is Jalen Hurts 2.0, talentbabby
>INT>false start>false start>intentional grounding>butt fumble>injuredTHIS is your "best QB in the league"?
>>151077715after that missed butker fg i thought we would complicate this game ourselves but the ravens just gave up
Russ will cook up.
>>151077715Zero heart and leadership
>>151077696High ankle sprain. Depends on how bad it is. If it's mild it's like 3-4 weeks. If it's severe it's like 8-10 weeks. It'll probably hamper him for a while even when he's back on the field.
My Dolphies are going to lose tonight
>>151077645That was pretty funny
Maye is a good quarterback. Patriots are a couple years away from being comparable to the Chargers
>>151077715>THIS is your "best QB in the league"?Josh Allen?
Cooper DeJean is just an insanely good football player.
gruden has some weak ass genes!
>>151077745thats fucking grim>>151077707>>151077740I dont know if the pussy juice will be enough for Herbert it looks like the Chargers are going down
>kiwi tranny still hiding after his team got BTFO by godhomesKWABOTY
>>151077753nah you are
The Vikings cheerleaders were full of beautiful angels I love to jerk off to. Then they had to add a fag to the group. Not even to help with stunts and shit. Fucking unbelievable, I hope that franchise goes up in smoke.
>>151077754is that really his son? what the fuck how is that even possible is the mother 4'6?
>>151077753I can't stop watching this. The awareness and instincts, and then the athleticism to back it up. Unreal. He didn't complete the catch, just barely lost it against the ground, but what an awesome play.
>>151077772
>>151077772>t. autist
>>151077255>Blocks Worthy out of the game
>>151077753he does everything for this clubif you put him at offense he'd probably be good too
>>151077589It do be like that
>>151077738Harbaugh FORCED him to throw that ball!
>>151077761Kek. Everyone thought the Ravens would BTFO the worst Chiefs team we've seen since Mahomes too over. Turns out, we were too optimistic. Rather than playing regular season football in the playoffs, the Ravens are playing playoff football in the regular season
>>151077753b1g bros were telling people forever, they just weren't listening
>>151077195this guy doing his little spin move before getting murdered
my team lost
>>151077821my fucking sides
>>151077821
>>151077195the tampa punter that got murdered on the blocked kick
>>151077753Here's a good short thread of Quinyon Mitchell all-22 plays too:>https://x.com/BenjaminSolak/status/1972645684986921021He also had a great game. He was completely lockdown, and had some good highlights. In particular I noticed him attacking the catch-point and disrupting the receiver's hands/arms with perfect timing to avoid penalties.
>>151077821that was a pretty sick spin though
Keep laughing at lamar chuds. His passer rating is still higher than your qb.
>>151077821>I'll try spinning, that's a good tri-ACK
>>151077821>I'll try spinning, that's a good trick
>>151077854>>151077855Based spinmind
>>151077821>i'll try spinning, that's a good tri-ACK
>>151077854>>151077855spooky
>>151077842
>>151077855GET OUT OF MY HEAD
>>151077865
>jets vs fins>bengals vs broncoswhich game we watching tonight, boys?
>>151077880NoneNo Joe Reddit, no thanks
>>151077880Jets and Dolphins are top five draft picks, I'll flip back and forth but Bengals Broncos will be better
>>151077880>>jets vs finsNot that one
>>151077745>>151077757Giants had a 68% pass rush win rate yesterday. The Chargers O line is awful without Alt.
>>151075962KWAB of the week
>>151077869no, it's comfy in here
>>151077880Jets phins >>>>Somehow the jets always make primetime good
How many today?
>>151077880i'll have fun watching jake browning throw 4 picks
>>151077880jets-finsi like a good trainwreck
>>151077903Hopefully he’s awful so they trade for Jameis
>>151077880Dolphins jets easy. AFCE games are fun
>>151077930>jake browning>jameis winstonits the same quarterback
>>151077880jets fins
>>151077847the ravens defense is so bad this year it's baffling, on paper they actually improved the roster. in practice it is an absolute clown show. you've got pro bowl guys running into each other. if this is still the case late season heads are going to roll
More teams should try no pass rush in situations like this.
>>151076922ngl Allar would be perfect to keep sucking.
>>151076781AFCW, top of the division just lost to the bottom of the NFCE
>>151077802He is a godsend
>>151077880jest lolphins
>>151077937Jake can throw 4 picks but he can’t throw 4 picks with a smile on his face
>>151077195everyone will say Lameme because thats the only game that was on in the afternoon but its Mitchell and its not even close, game losing celebration fumble.
Is stroud back?
>>151077023Anon... Russel Wilson looked 2016 against my Cowboys.
>a fucking tie
>>151077880I’ll be watching Bo Motherfucking Nix lead my Denver Broncos to yet another victory.
>>151077576They hated Bahamas because he told the truth.
>>151077880jets phins. somehow that will be a 38-35 game. I refuse to watch the bengals in primero
>>151077992yes he's black
>>151077576I'm sure it's great if you value the opinions of flaming homosexuals
>>151077880jets phins because it's funny seeing McDaniel's coked out ass sweat on the sidelines
>>151077992No he played the Titans. The Texan's offense was dogshit for most of the game.
Reminder this game only ended in a tie because the league retarded thought limiting the OT to 10 minutes instead of 15 made any sense whatsoever
>Blo Dix
>>151078022Man the defense can barely play 4th quarters without dying
>>151077461LmaaaaaooooIt is chirping isn't it?
>>151077964>top of the division just lost to the bottom of the NFCENFCE RUNS this shit
>>151078022Ties are funny
>Madubuike>Humphrey>Wiggins>Alexander>Smith>Washington>Van Noy>Jones>StanleyCan the the Chiefs only beat teams missing half their starting lineup?
Nix vs. BrowningTua vs. FieldsA QB battle for the ages
>>151077991it's tough, there were a lot of kwab deserving performance this week. thanks for reminding me i need to webm that
>>151078038Oh and Ricard too, who is vital for their run game
>>151077992Nah, the Tits never got off the bus. The Ravens will be a true test
Asking honestly, why are there Cowboys fans? I can sort of understand if you're from Texas, but why are there non-texas Dallas Cowboys fans just based on how mediocre/disappointing they are year after year?
>>151077422>YOU HAVE TO BAN IT ITS NOT FAAAAAAIR!!!>WHO CARES IF IT DOESN'T BREAK ANY RULES!!!>MY TEAM CAN'T DO IT!>MY TEAM CAN'T STOP IT!>BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
>>151078038>>151078049>muh injuriesWhy are Ravens/Chiefs/Lionsfags like this?
Why did the Packers move so slowly on their OT drive? Playing for the tie is shameful.
>>151077646Fuck you
>>151077422I know goydell is a retard who is diametrically opposed to the spirit of good football, but banning it would be the most retarded thing ever even for him
My favorite thing about the tie is that you know Dallas just found a way to go 8-8 in a 17 game season.
>>151076190Isnt Gronk 2-0 during postseason meeting vs Kelce
>>151078051>The Ravens will be a true testno they won't, it's arguably the worst passing d in the league right now
>>151078063dey tired mang
>>151078063At the end there I wanted the Packers to lose via poor clock management. It'd've been so fucking funny
>>151078079Who cares, Gronk is better in every way if you watch the film. Even in chimpouts.
>>151077617Lamar is a way better QB for a longer stretch of time than Cam Newton was. They don't even play very similarly. Cam did make a SB in that MVP season though so he does have that over him.
what's going through his mind at this moment?
>>15107805395% of Cowboys fans are casuals. They have good brand awareness because they had a legit mini-dynasty in the early 90s (before the salary cap) and the media decided to shill them from then on. There are still people that bandwagoned them then and haven't noticed or don't care that they suck now.
>>151078095>carlie is going to punish me
>>151078095>SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK
>>151078095texas receivers are speed first, everything else last
>>151078053their 90s run created a lot of bandwagoners, who then created an entire generation of poor bastards who inherited the cowgirls from their fathers
>>151078095>imma stunt on these ho-ACK
>>151075951LaMickey Josh'sSon actually quit on his team (same thing Anthony Richardson got dragged through the mud for btw) and is now using the jewnigger media to cover it up as an injury despite him and his coaches not seeking medical attention as soon as possible, as well as having a clear chimpout after said quitting
>Jake Browning vs Thro PixWe're not actually watching this tonight, right?
>>151078111>LaMickey Josh'sSonI bet there's actually a 'glet in Baltimore named this
>>151077500>Deuce Gruden>Bench Press: 452lbs>Squat: 600lbs>Deadlift: 666lbsThose are his world champ numbers in the 182lb weight class so show some fucking respect
>>1510780768-8 is kino>>151078094Both are some of the most overatted players of all time. They fail the eye test and no amount of stats they lut up will or would have made them champions. Good yes, champions? No.
>>151078097>jeterbased>aikmanbased>kobrbasedi see nothing wrong with this cake except the fact theres no patrick kane on there
>>151078116I bet he's dropped some massive deuces, knock on wood if you're with me
>>151078120I hate you and all that you stand for
>>151078095whos the player? i remember Jonathon Taylor did the same shit last season
>>151078095Indiana Jones lost his first game due to this dumb monkey?
>>151077490The secret?They were drilled on it by a rugby coach.Other teams try and push at the center, but the movement is on the left with Mailata (aussie rugby player). They wedge together and push like a scrum but without locking arms.Other teams just can't figure it out because they are retarded. It isn't broken. It isn't cheating.Only the 9ers have figure out how to line up against it.Lots of teams have tried running it but none have been as successful as the Eagles.
>eat shit, fatties
>>151078120This is your average third generation Mexican American sports fan
>>151076665He unironically saved the game by not letting Dak score at the very end.
>>151078135Mailata says every time it comes up that the play has nothing to do with rugby
>>151078116If his nickname isn't Devil Dead Deuce that's a missed opportunity
>>151076190Gronk was a better football player than Kelsey or Mohmes
>>151078145An AFC North team can NEVER win the division three straight years. It is known
>>151078145oof
>>151076650No one thinks he's good
>>151076190Weird comparison, Gronk is a TE and Kelce is WR.
>>151078134He cost the Colts 14 points with his dumbass plays
>>151078137God, what long and powerful strides from those big strong legs. It really accentuates his large and muscular figure. You can see his big strong arms holding that ball. I bet he's so virile and potent. An excellent breeder
Fuckin Falcons...
>>151078165thanks for the analysis, Jerry
>>151078167is daniels back next week?
>>151078120>aikman>based
>>151076650wow i can't believe a running back slightly underperformed against one of the best run defenses in the league
>>151078167That defense is so bad. I need to stop having expectations and go back to being along for the ride like last year
mariota is so weird its like hes almost good in everyting
>>151078170Yeah
>>151078185He's a great backup. He definitely made some mistakes that Daniels wouldn't have, but Mariota did enough. He's reliable enough that if the defense was semi-competent, >we could win
Justin Herbert>23/41 >56.098% >203 yards >1 TD >2 INT Most overrated player in the league?
>>151078209still better than pooa
>>151078209He lost his tackles
>>151078209>Most overrated player in the league?No that's Tua
>>151078209>>151078224Poor wittle herbert can't play without his elite OL
>The Dallas Cowboys have the #1 ranked offense and the #32 ranked defense Has this ever happened before?
>>151077991>fumbles and loses the td>fucks up another td later with a holding penalty>lose by 7yep, he's the winner this week
>>151078178Last year was so surprising I had no time to enjoy it. Now I'm all-in and they fucking suck and the magic is gone. Fuck me
>>151078217Tua is 2-1 against Bustin.
>>151078137Kino
>>151078205The Falcons couldn’t even get inside the Panthers 30. How did they heem your defence?
>>151078074Not really
> Didnt see the OT because i had to go be a wagie
>>151078233Insane
>>151078185still fucked up how reid didnt get in trouble for telling the titans not to trade the pick to the eagles so chip kelly would fail to fix the nfl.
>>151078233pretending stats mean anything in the nfl? yeah that happens every year
>>151078233Kek that can't be true
>>151078243Whatever happens, happens. Next week, Daniels will be back and everything will be okay. I'm gonna stop trying to predict who should or shouldn't win certain games, I'm just bad at it. Just take it one week at a time>>151078259Different play calling, I guess. Also >our defense can either stop the run OR stop the pass, but not both
>>151077195AD Mitchell took two TDs off the board for the Colts.
>>151078205Maybe last year. This year's Daniels is a pussy retard
>>151078303He's only played 2 games, and those were week 1 and TNF
>>151077422Just have two QB spies on each side of the line retard
>>151078301did any of his coaches blame him for the loss? otherwise its 100% coaches fault for being afraid to criticize players publically. you dont do dumb shit unless you know you can get away with it
>>151078293By yards it’s true, by points it’s not
>>151078288Mayonnaise man is leaps and bound better than this hotsauce hooligan
>>151078106>who then created an entire generation of poor bastards who inherited the cowgirls from their fathersTrue. That's how I ended up a Cowboys fans. Like dad says though, once you have your team, you stick with them no matter what.I picked them because dad is a fan, my dad's friend is a Steeler's fan, I liked the little star on the helmet, and I thought it was the "right" team to pick since Dad was huge on them. I was around 7 or 8 years old.
if dak and hurts switched teams the eagles would go undefeated and the girls wouldnt win another game
>>151078315And he looked like a pussy retard in both of them. How do you know Mariotta won't be better this year, he's only played 2 games as well.
>>151078344Don't tell Eaglesfags this. They literally think Hurts is the best QB in the NFL.
>>151078344Nah, Dak is trash and Hurts is good
>>151078351>How do you know Mariotta won't be better this year, I watched the games
>>151078137Cant wait for Turd Push to be banned
>>151078370>They literally think Hurts is the best QB in the NFLNah, just top 5.
>>151078233If a team is having high scoring or high yardage games that are close then you'd expect a stat like that
I hope every Cowboys game ends up as a 35+ point shootout
>>151078144I would say that too.
>>151078073<3
>>151078383>Nah, just top 5.lmao
Stunt on them hoes
>>151078233Ranked by what, totals? They're 6th in points per drive on offense and 2nd in points allowed per drive on defense.
>>151078116Ok, but he still represents the Lollipop Guild.
>>151078420Is Detroit okay?
>>151078432>On October 30, 2024, Robinson and a conditional 2026 seventh-round draft pick were traded to the Minnesota Vikings in exchange for a conditional 2026 fifth-round draft pick that upgrades to a fourth-round pick if Robinson has enough play time.
>>151077535>mom’s bedroomWhen you’re white your father is around and it’s called your parent’s bedroom. Not surprised you don’t know.
last night was probably the easiest game the chiefs had in 2 years
>>151078472Yeah cause Lamar quit on the team
>>151078460>I know more than the guy who is in the room getting coached on the play and is actually running it, who also happened to play rugby before he learned footballDoubt it
>>151078472I think KC buck broke Baltimore. They're 1-3 and it feels like Henry and Lamar are both fuck-up machines
>>151078483Or because the Ravens were missing half their starters
>>151078502They quit on the team too
>>151078383depends how you look at it. from a pure skills perspective he is bottom third. but he has shown an unusual willingness to run a safe offense and let the team carry him and that has made him one of the 5 most successful QBs in the league. ultimately his worth will be determined by his salary. if he holds the eagles up for as much money as possible its over. if he takes a league avg salary and renegotiates every year or 2 he could win several rings
>>151078498That sucks. I'm a fan of a different NFCE team but I hate to see it. I've always liked him, he's great player.
someone post lamemes fumbleclueless anons were comparing him to mahgoat just days ago kek
>>151078370Hurts is good. I don't know how high I would actually place him though. I would rather have a QB that was a better passing threat. With Barkley the run game should be fine. It's crazy to have AJ Brown but the team still seem entirely anemic on passing plays. Idk if its playcalling or what but they are so committed to shit runs or letting hurts eat pressure when passes are attempted because the routes must not be developing.Hurts has shown some real capability with his arm but it doesn't ever look like it is consistent enough.With a high quality pocket passer the eagles would be a full tier higher than they are which is honestly saying a lot.
>>151078513sperg alert
>>151078506Kek
>>151078119In what way does Lamar fail the eye test. I know he chokes but if you're trying to claim he isn't a great QB, then that's delusional.
>>151078525It's mostly play-calling.>With a high quality pocket passerHurts is an elite pocket passer. He didn't start his NFL career that way but he changed his game.
>>151078502I think this happened last season too, but a bit later in the season. What is Harbrough doing to them where this is a consistent issue with a significant number of players being out and injured?
>>151078543He was definitely great yesterday, lol.
>>151078549He's poisoning his players, I've seen a Murder She Wrote episode where that happens.
The funniest outcome would be the ravens winning the division with a losing record
Which game do I even watch tonight? both are terrible matchups
Which NFL team is the most forgettable?
>>151078585>makes playoffs >beats Bills>loses to Chiefs in AFCCGI can see it already
>>151078502Lamar, Humphrey, and Smith all took themselves out early. Locker room gave up on Harbs.
>>151078588Jets>>151078596Jets
>>151078596Probably the Saints these days.
>>151078588Bengals vs Broncos has a better chance of being watchable
>>151078545>He didn't start his NFL career that way but he changed his game.Same story in college. When he went to Oklahoma he stepped up his passing game.
>>151078599Nah the Bills (1 seed) will lose to the Chiefs (5 seed) in the AFCCG. Allen must lose to Mahomes for the 5th time.
>>151078614That's actually quite believable except for the part where you don't have the Chiefs winning the division. Let's face it, the rest of the AFCW is still dogwater.
Why's AJ Brown always mad
>AJ Brown wants out of the eaglesLmfaoIt's crazy how much most WRs care about yards over wins
>>151078633No father figure.
yall think the saudis getting ea private is gonna make madden actually good?i don't either but fuck man i just want a good career mode
>>151078498What do these feel like?
>>151078545if he was able to run a more complex offense they would be running a more complex offense. last year should be all the proof you need. they couldnt do shit until they let barkley take over. now theyre trying to keep it going but its not working without barkely breaking huge runs
>>151078639That's odd, he's been calling me daddy for years
>>151078233Didn't it literally happen last year with the bengals, or were they like 2nd in offense / 31st in defense?
>>151078645>yall think the saudis getting ea private is gonna make madden actually good?Nope.I haven't played Madden since 2009 (Favre on the cover), and as much as I have desperately missed playing football vidya I simply will not pay for trash.
>>151078633because he was in line for one more $100m contract and now the only way he can get it is to be traded to a team that will use him
Reminder that Micah's "sack" on Dak was for a 0 yard loss.His sack on Goff was when they were already winning by two scores.Say sorry to Jerry!
>>151075089>jagsWe've won 3 games, would be undefeated if not for the Bungles fucking cheating. >>151075625>Mateer>carried by OUHe was good at Washington State last year, too. >>151075994Based Dutchman>>151076717>completely ignores how hard he got fucked on running playsYou don't hate PFF enough>>151076974Easy, the Ravens don't have a QB that can read through Spags disguises. >>151077195NAMBLAcisco
>>151075962Lions literally buckbroke him
>>151078675anyone who didnt immediately see that the cowboys won that trade doesnt know ball
>>151078633>brownRight there in the name
Saquon Barkley bussy tear
>>151078633>>151078634WRs are rated on catches/yards/tds.He isn't exactly getting a lot of any of these things this year.He is a in a glory position without getting any of glory. Honestly I'd be pissed too watching patullo call a run up the middle on 3rd and 22. They have done it at least once in the last two games.
>>151078120I hope you die tomorrow
I bought NFL Pro or whatever it is, to watch the ALL-22. So far I haven't watched it once, I just don't care that much
>>151078690How do you know? The Cowboys haven’t used the picks yet. We don’t even know what picks they’re going to be yet.
>>151078707Can I have it?
>>151078715Those picks could be anything! They could even be a boat!
>>151078647bags of salty coins
>>151078717Yes, I just DM'd you the credentials
>>151078731Based
>>151078633He wants his stats to get another big contract
>>151078498The eagles haven’t even played them once yet and they already lost their best player for the rest of the year. Bleak
>>151078614>Actually believes in the Chargers winning the AFC WestKek. The Chargers are the same exact tier as the Jags, Colts, and Steelers. 9-11 win teams that are either one and done or at best edge out one of the other frauds just to get smoked by KC or Buffalo.
>>151078674He already got an extension after the eagles gave him a new contract ffs
>>1510787152 top 30 picks is better than any player on a non contending team, especially an unhappy player who wont sign a new contract. packers could have signed parsons after this year, so unless they win the superbowl they traded 2 1sts for nothing.
>>151078674He signed 196m in contacts since being traded to the Eagles
>>151078498ban artificial turf
>>151078759he is 29 and a free agent after next season. he has one more shot at a big contract and 3 receptions a game is not going to do it
>>151078259>The Falcons couldn’t even get inside the Panthers 30. How did they heem your defence?Because our OC called a dog shit game against Carolina. Yesterday, he called a healthy mix of pass and runs and let Penix go deep a few times (which he nailed). Turns out, when you keep a defense guessing instead of running the same 2 plays over and over you get favorable results.
>>151078769>NFL >Banning anything that saves the owners money
>>151078038>>151078049Which one of these guys prevents Lamar from throwing off his back foot running away leading to an easy INT? Which one stops him from running into his own lineman and fumbling? Or having multiple delay of games?
packers KWAB or a half-KWAB?
CALLLMMM ON LAMAYMAY SCORE SUM FOOLING TOUCHGOALLLLLLSSSSSS>I KENT! I KENT CCOWCHHEE!! I JUSS KAAAANNNTTT!!!
>>151078767first day following professional sports? its about the next contract. even if he convinces a GM that hes still great he is going to have to take a paycut if his stats dont turn around.
>>151078767Players always want more
>>151078095Literally nothing. Fumbling is some other niggers problem 15 seconds from now.
>>151078780half-KWAB. They should've blown out the Cowboys. It would've been a full KWAB if Love had cost them the game at the end
>>151078778if anyone is spending more than $500k a year on grass I will do it for $300k
>>151078779>an easy INT?To be fair, that pick was one hell of an athletic play by the defender.
>>151078633>AJ Brownhmmmm WHAT A MYSTERY
>Chiefs defense is legit>Chiefs have three WRs that run a 4.2 thus making man coverage suicidal>Even if your CBs don’t get burned they push the safeties so far back it’s basically a go ahead first down on a QB run>Chiefs getting Rashee Rice back week 7 to help Kelce and Juju shred zone coverage and steal YAC>Chiefs offensive line improved>Brashard Smith starting to make an impact in the flat>Chiefs offense is officially legitThe Chiefs-Eagles Superb Owl rubber match is inevitable.
>>151078790His contact ends in 5 seasons
>>151078774no? he's on contract until 2029
>>151078804I will do it with my mouth alone for 100kGo Pack! Go!!
>>151078633He's had a dogshit OC more than half of his career and Jalen Hurts admittedly looked like shit yesterday in the second half staring him down and throwing every pass late
>>151078810Choofs aren't making it past the divisional. That Ravens team was obviously fraudulent, don't get your hopes up
>>151078780half kwab, doinking it off the back of that defenders head at the end sealed it as my favorite meme game
>>151078838>Choofs aren't making it past the divisional.Keep saying it every year and you'll eventually be right, but I wouldn't put money on it.
It'sFuckingOVER
>>151078743Who has KC beaten for us to think they’re elite? Based on the Chiefs showing against both the Eagles and the Chargers I’m more inclined to think the Chargers are closer to the Eagles than the Chiefs are. On the other hand Mahomes in the playoffs is a ridiculous automatic win card most of the time.
>>151078813He googled it and saw a website that says there's a potential out in 2027 kwab
>>151078868>>151078868>>151078868
>>151078806Eh, it was a good not great play.
>>151078863>I’m more inclined to think the Chargers are closer to the Eagles than the Chiefs are.Did you miss the Chargers game yesterday?
>>151078883I saw it. They narrowly lost a non-conference game against a QB with no tape. It’s the type of game no one will care about by December.
>>151078930The Chargers are dogwater, my dude. Nobody will care come December because the Chiefs will have a 3-game lead in the division while the Chargers fight for a wildcard.
>>151078288 Chris Simms loves this QB (Cam Ward) but hates Jaxon Dart (JaXon). Is it because Ward is better than JaXon or is Chris Simms a self-hating white?
