Is he the most big brain manager working at the moment? >Mikel Arteta plans to invite a team of RAF fighter pilots to Arsenal to improve the way he communicates with his players.>Previously Arteta has employed other unorthodox methods, including hiring professional pickpockets to go around the tables taking things from players at a team dinner to try to teach them a lesson in being prepared and alert at all times.>“So, the British fighter planes, for example,” Arteta explained. “I will get in touch with those guys, how they communicate, because that is life or death. I’m sure they don’t use 20 phrases or 20 words if there is one word. Don’t say ‘nah, the wind is coming this way, now you have to turn left’, because boom, dead. So, it will be one word.”>Arteta also produced a light bulb during a team talk to try and show the players how they need to connect and, infamously, played “You’ll Never Walk Alone” on loudspeakers during a training session in an attempt to familiarise them with the intimidating atmosphere at Liverpool’s Anfield stadium before an away game there.
forgor linkhttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2025/09/29/mikel-arteta-wants-raf-fighter-pilots-improve-communication/
>teams hiring McKinsey faggots to streamline tactics incomingKek, cant wait.>t. Bain
>>151079422>Previously Arteta has employed other unorthodox methods, including hiring professional pickpockets to go around the tables taking things from players at a team dinner to try to teach them a lesson in being prepared and alert at all times. There's no way this is real right? All this will accomplish is making your players anxious.
FOX ONE FOX ONE
This guy needs to go bald and win something quickly
>cpt.Wallysalt said it was impressive to see their team work in unison and the RAF team ultimately came up with a word to use for most of the footballers actions and results "Choke" was chosen carefully by the members of the RAF
Based
>>151079422><<Tally ho on the bandits...... THERE'S FIVE YELLOWS?!!!!!>>
>>151079951READY HUT
>>151079422>>151079938The Spanish David BrentCan you imagine being one of the players and having him do this cringe shit?I bet he follows a bunch of "self help" shit and watches every TEDx Talk 100 times
*spends 1 billion on transfers and thinks hiring pickpockets is the reason for the success*
What the fuck is a "professional" pickpocket? Where would you even find those?
>>151080252Most popular profession in Romania & Albanian
>>151079422https://voca.ro/11uxYw3bIQHu
>>151080252LONDONONDON
>>151080252call a bunch of magicians/illusionists and ask around, it's a similar craft if you think about it
FOXTROT TANGO ZULU THIS IS ARTETA
MAYDAY MAYDAY, IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN SIR, WE BOTTLED THE TITLE
>>151079422He should hire surgeons. Those bastards are a great example on how NOT to talk to your staff
CHAFF FLARE OUT CHAFF FLARE OUTBINGO BINGO BINGO BINGO TERRAIN TERRAINPULL UP PULL UPTERRAIN TERRAINPULL UP PULL UP
PILOT: DESCNDING, CONFIRM [RUNWAY] CLEARANCE?ATC:CLEARP:GEAR DOWNA:ROGERP:DESCENDING A:ROGERP: ALGINEDA: ROGER, PROCEED TO 2ND PLACE
>>151079422RAF pilots proceed to teach them Ten German Bombers
>>151080252Hello :)
For me, it'll be WE GAAN
>>151079422Exclusive footage of Arteta "showing the players" in the Arsenal training room:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2Cb1-sFGPE
>>151079422Better the RAF than Al Qaeda, I guess. But then, surely no coach would ever be stupid enough to invoke the cooperation and dedication of the 9/11 hijackers to inspire his team.
Legend, we need more of this kind of thing
>>151080498Only an Irish guy could ask that question
>>151090489the RAF gonna shoot down 'tetanyahu for terrorism to football
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>>151090489Insallah the Bills of Bufallo will win Superb Owl one day
>>151090620 Foxtrot Romeo Alfa Uniform Delta
>>151079422RAF pilots (real jobs) would probably want nothing to do with overpaid youngsters that kick around a ball.Saka probably earns more than 10 RAF pilots combined.
>>151090620>calling his own players bulbsprobably based
>>151079422DR mikel im RAFwhy would you be top of the league by 8 points only to throw your season out of an aircraft
>>151090796Raf pilots earn like 2000£ a month lel Saka earns 210000£ a week
>>151090877>Raf pilots earn like 2000£ a monthThey earn a bit more than that m8.
>>151090893Sure, let’s make it 3000£ a month.
>>151080148they lost this game btw
>>151081520i think thats more slot than arteta
>>151079422CRASHING THIS PLANE WITH NO SURVIVORS.
>>151090620How about we connect our butts and penises'?
RAF fighter pilots arent pampered ngubus on millionaire salaries that can just go work for another army if they don't like their situation.
>Mikel Arteta is asked about a rumour he has invited pilots from the RAF to the club to improve his communication skills.>"You are a bit late, that was two years ago, the plane has already gone," jokes the Spaniard.Oh Mikel.
>>151090893You would be surprised. The RAF is broke.
>>151092339Should militaries be able to sign foreign talent?
>>151079422I remember a fella I worked with who was in military told me using military communications on people doesn't work, they will just dissent regardless. Imagine a twink like Artera screaming a Gyokeres he won't score any goals for like 10 games
I can’t believe (well I can) that the man who always makes excuses said this
>>1510794222nd for Arteta
>>151092379worked for russia
>>151092370But I'm pretty sure pilots are paid above the minimum wage.
>>151092379Mashallah that pizza looks fucking good
>>151092370The RAF should just bully the footballers for their wages then. Blow up the Arsenal if they refuse. Someting wrong there
>>151092379Amazing pizza. This will confuse Americans.
>>151090489Al Qaeda are your allies now Chaim, show some respect
>>151092690>>151092429what are you meant to do with the tree leaves?just eat them or take them off
>>151079422This is fairly standard corporate behaviour.We had Olympic gold medalists give lectures at our workplace
>>151092724did it improve anything or was it completely worthless?
>>151092744So so. They emphasised good routines, and I'm sure it was probably helpful for some. But it's mostly all just getting the photos taken to post on linkedin, and for other corporate drones to congratulate them and the business
>>151092744We had the same lol, can’t remember shit. Usually it’s just on some corporate day with the whole department or something. Those kind of days with workshops and speakers etc
>>151092706You eat the basil
>>151092724>We had Olympic gold medalists give lectures at our workplaceWhich ones though.
>>151092829tom daley
https://youtu.be/EWnhSCFCYto?feature=shared
>>151092706Eat it dickheadHave you really never had a pizza like that before
>>151092944did u bum him
>>151094430errr i didnt see the incident
>>151090620There's no way the players aren't making fun of him behind his back
>>151079422Turns out this is an old story and the meeting happened years ago. It's quite evident that people in the media are trying their hardest to smear Arteta after he came out with a positive result this weekend.
>>151094430
>>151079422titles when?
>>151092829Hopefully they send Andrea Spendolini-Sirieix to massage a lucky member of staff at my workplace
>>151092379Join the French foreign legion
>>151097015That would be lovely.
I’ve heard Amorim has also been speaking with the RAF, something about parachute payments?
>>151079422Stealing a living
