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>>151079578>>151079599many are saying this :)
no mets :)
>>151079685pete is gone, diaz is gone, who is next?
>46 blown leads>5 TJ's 2 serious elbow injuries >3 of the top 10 worst qualified starting pitchers by ERA >sold at the deadlineIn retrospect it was miraculous that the final 2 months were not spent prospect watching a zombie ball club. Special thanks to the expanded format
Speaking of blown saves
Tigers -> Mariners -> Jays Sawkxs -> Jays -> Brewers win WS Reds -> Phillies - > BrewersCubs -> Brewers
Why's the browncord spamming the last thread?
>>151080113he had one er over the past 13 games
>>151079977Thanks for the haul, guys
>>151082898me on the left
A BS system is right
Portland Pro team when?
is this the thread?
Yankees.
Cal famiglia...we lost the insider vote
>>151086041after the completion of total tranny death
Why don't they put umps in the Hall of Fame?
>>151079685their dynasty era will be so satisfying
Yankees
Dave Roberts: "Hyeseong has been fantastic for us this year. Going into tomorrow we have some tough roster decisions to go over.">.699 OPS>average defenseFirst people defended Volpe and now this. Why don't baseball people tell it like it is?
>>151086093agreed
>>151086088FAGGets kek!
>>151086063No Fat Joe flashbacks please…
I wish everyone luck tomorrow. May the best teams win!
>>151086107long term potential to be a solid player is there but he's not quite there yet. you act like he was brought in to be an impact player sooner and that was never the case.
>>151086068nevermind, I hope this faggot gets creamed by the yanks, maybe they'll hire him to wash jock straps next year if likes sniffing their cocks so much!
I'm hoping 'offman saved his best for the 'offs
>>151086191Good luck to the Mets!
>>151086168You have to laugh at yourself sometimes.
>>151086107Volpe is actually pretty solid at times.. Give him time.
In the future when balls and strikes are completely automated, what incentive does the catcher have to squat behind the plate with nobody on base? He could save the wear and tear on the knees and avoid fouls by just standing at the edge of the catcher's box and letting everything go by because why the fuck not.
>>151086245>t.
>>151086267Pitch clock dummy
>>151086267>brail on the ump roomthis explains a lot kek
Padraygers fucks yah. Rangers get Shildt, we'll get Bochy. I'm pretty sure Bochy going to San Fran, Sadly.
>>151086303Pitch clock doesn't start until the pitcher gets the ball.
>>151086351Is Scott still there?
best case scenario? worst case scenario?
>>151086380You're right. PFMA
>>151086447hopefully it's seattle and the padres/broors
>>151086447>>151086474I forgot to mention Jays are my backup AL team :)
>>151086267One thing that always got me is why so many catchers squat on the balls of their feet. Do they have bad mobility?
>>151086497Are you saying the MLB should draft more Eastern European and Asian catchers?
>>151086447Hoping for a BrewJays or PadJays WS
>>151086447If 1-36 it WILL be the world series matchup.
soto might get 200 walks with the abs
>>151086447For me, it's Yankees/Brewers or Yankees/Reds. If my Yankees aren't in it, the Vedder Cup or Ohios eries would be cool too.
>>151086650way to go fucker now the world series is canceled
>>151086337kek
>>151086447Jays vs Reds would be peak kino. Ace vs Mr. Redlegs shenanigans and the >REDS GONNA RED spam
>>151086603I don't care what people say, just juice the balls for Vladdy and Tatis Jr, and you'll yean the alpha/Zoomies ratings that mlb desperately needs.
>>151086447Best case is Sox vs. Cubs for the historic ballparks. Worst case is Yankees winning.
>>151086447Reds v Sox
peak /mlb/ was the REDS GONNA RED spam and I'm not gonna be shamed into thinking otherwise, reds posters need to get back to their roots
>>151086804That’s been like 13 years
>>151086267YOU WILL CONTINUE TO SQUAT UNTIL TOLD NOT TO!
>>151086743disgusting freaks
>>151086780reddit parks, give me petco and tmobile
What in the absolutely Fuck!? How is BoMel out!?https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/46422554/giants-fire-manager-bob-melvin-disappointing-seasonWhat the FUCK did BoMel do wrong!? I demand you point out even a single Fucking bad decision he made! MotherFuckers.
ANIME!!!!!!! VEDDER CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!! STADIUM FULL OF 300 POUND PACOS!!!!!!! === SOVL!!!!
>>151086956Retarded gay opinion
>>151087017yes!
*sticks finger in the air*Um, you do realize we are in the timeline where the Vedder Cup is not just a meme, but a potential reality?!
>>151086780it will be hard for the yankees to win after getting swept by the sox in the wild card
>>151086956T-Mobile is the literal Reddit park retard
FAGGets kek!
Fucking explain yourselves you Umpire Brown Shirts! Explain this Fucking Bullshit!
>>151087048OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH IS THAT IVY AND THE GREEN MONSTER SAVE ME VIN SCULLY I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
>>151087082The umps got the calls right. Whoever makes those scorecards is wrong
what time do the mets play tomorrow?
>>151087125LMAO
>>151086866perhaps the time has come for it to return...
my pirates :(
>>151087125A few more weeks until winter baseball.
they're making a sequel to the furry movie....
>>151087125dogpiling the mets is reddit behavior
>>151087227the dominican league? i skipped /mlb/ during the offseason last year but this year i need baseball too badly and would probably watch something like that with the thread - tell me about winter baybaw please!
calling out reddit behavior is ebaums coded
>>151087125kek>>151087262t. seething kike
>>151087262FAGGets kek!
>>151086447Mariners-Brewers in a Seattle series considering the Brewers were the Pilots.
>>151087308trvthnvke
>>151086589Catchers should probably be light, limber guys like how SS or 2B are built
>>151087357they should have a dual team picture at the Lowe's where Sick's used to be
>>151087376catchers are often the lumpy guy that doesn't hit well and most catchers are only on a single knee these days anyway. the mariners have a commercial with manager dan wilson (former catcher) and cal where dan talks about his knees still feeling it. if you go back and watch one of his games you'll notice all the catchers are squatting on two legs.
>>151087044*sticks finger in your ass*shut up faggot
Catchers should look like this
>>151087271There's more than just the Dominican League and that starts October 15th. The winners of the various Caribbean leagues play in the Serie del Caribe in the winter. The infrastructure for that has come a long way and the MLB shows a lot of the games. Major Leaguers play in them too. There's also the Austrailian Baseball League that Bruce pointed out the other day. Plenty of baseball in the offseason.
>>151087446Actually that's what your goalie should look like.>>151087460Unironically keep me posted, I would watch these (offseason only, Korean and NPB are on when real baseball is on)
>>151087538if this doesn't get the saudis to buy the dodgers dave roberts is going to have to personally invite MBS to take a dump on shohei's chest.
>>151087589>>151087591ngl i love funnel cake
>>151087598they're called elephant ears buddy
>>151087608you mean drechderkuche
>>151087598>>151087608no they're not i'm sorry i was just in a mood to start a fair food fight, i regret the error
Can't wait for tomorrow, so anxious for my Pads for some reason. Cubs are gonna be tough.
Did anyone ever tell you ya look like a penis with a little hat on?
>>151087517Goalies should look like this
who else here jombie?
>>151087446crazy how he still looks like that today
>>151087517The WBC is on in March too. https://www.mlb.com/ligas-invernales/schedule/2025-10-14
>>151087680I think he's a professional tiktakker now.>>151087665I have seen the mighty ducks but not since it came out on tape.>>151087671only breakdowns
>>151087658I can’t wait either I’m not gonna sleep well tonight. I could see the series going either way. May teh best team win!
>>151087707the all american dumper is playing in that and I watched the qualifiers last years so I'm definitely ready for that
It's uphttps://youtu.be/u6GDI3i1WDA?si=TK8mZr7iCtsJcYPR&t=925
Baseball needs its version of Slapshot. Bull Durham is kind of close thematically but not on the same level imo.
>>151087751the way kay is describing ass mad mets fan is exactly how yankee fans talk about cal kek
>>151086267why not have umps just catch the ball?
>>151087854>let umps catch>umps can challenge calls
>>151087815Cal is pretty cool, he can even have MVP. I just didn't want the HR record to go to a non-Yankee. t. Yankchad
I'd be fine with umps playing every position tbqhwy
>>151087815>>151087913And Juan Joto, the $800 million dollar wonder, got mogged by a fat guy who shares the same culinary taste with literal autistic children. Kay MINDFUCKED soto
i think the games should just be replaced with an ump roundtable where they simply agree on who they want to win
>>151087913>>151087999I hate to admit it but sharing a thread has softened me on those like yankspie and frankly I agree no ointment for my nuggies or tendies.
>>151088071BASED
Everything on paper says the Dodgers should easily win this series, and if it were 7 games, I think they'd win 90 times out of 100, but 3 gamers are funny man. Hunter Greene is probably the best pitcher in baseball that never gets talked about, and if he throws a gem and the Reds take g1...danger city for the Doyers. I wouldn't bet money on the Reds, I just really like how they backed in in g162 while saving their Ace.
The reds will win game 1 on a slurper and then Dave Roberts will punt game 2 because statistically the team that loses game 1 of the wild card almost never moves on
>>151087738How does one man store so much power in his ass? Can science explain that?
Reds probably go Hunter Greene - Andrew Abbott - Nick Lodolo for this series, with Chase Burns back if any of those guys look off.Say what you want about their hitting, but their staff is nasty as hell.
>>151088311I didn't think the Dodgers would be very threatening until their last series against the M's and now I actually buy the repeat narrative. Maybe the bullpen will choke but it didn't look like a weak link in that least admittedly meaningless series. I think maybe I'll thaw a pork loin tonight, smoke it and watch baseball all day tomorrow :)
>>151088371I think theyre coming right at the right timethe bullpen is still a massive question mark, but their starters are pretty great across the board Maybe Treinen will wake the fuck up for playoff footy
>>151088371the starters are due to shit the bed. Snell is going to go .1IP 6ER and cement himself as the successor to Kershaw
>>151088401>>151088395There are two competing theories.... gentlemen.. a synthesis? Snell will get pulled early but the rest of the rotation is better than the regular season.
>>151086447Bestest Most Kinoestest Case: a WS involving two of the Red Sox Yankees Cubs and DodgersMediumest Case:a WS involving those four plus Mariners Blue Jays Phillies and PadresWorstestest Casea WS involving one or none of those 8 teams
>>151086447Reds Guards
I'd be alright with a Jays - Ms ALCS so my Jaysies can get their revenge
>>151086447I think Padres-Jays would be really fun.Worst case scenario would be Dodgers-Yankees again.
>>151088469let's focus on eliminating those yankees first
>>151087658I think they got it if Manny/Tatis/Xander carry and Arraez doesn't shit the bed in the 2-hole. Winner should be NLCS bound (sorry Brew Crew)
>>151086447>redguards
>>151088371my impression wasn't that the Doyers were all that good against the Ms, it was more that the Ms fucking sucked ass
Cal Raleigh’s batting average should prevent him from winning mvp
>>151088340
>>151088556What a shite infographic
here are my predictions for the WC round. >Tigers GuardiansTigers in 2>Cubs Padresnot going to predict so I don't jinx it>Red Sox YankeesYankees in 3>Dodgers RedsDodgers in 2What do you guys think
Yams will choke. He almost choked the first game NLDS year and got a lucky break because Cease also choked and he got a lucky break in the last game of the NLDS because the Padres just decided to not do anything anymore. Since he'll be the possible elimination game pitcher, very likely he'll choke it for the doggies.
If Aaron Judge could have led his team to a division title, the way Cal Raleigh did, then maybe Judge could be MVP. But not everyone is a great leader...
My dad is a diehard Reds fan and he cries every year because they have been so mediocre for so long and have constantly missed the playoffs. Every year he whines and says “I just want to see them do well one more time before I go.” He is so hyped up right now. He almost cried when Pete Rose died. He also shared a drink with him at his restaurant down in Florida and they shot the shit for like 10 minutes. At least he got to see the Big Red Machine as a kid. My childhood and young adulthood have had nothing but Ken Griffey Jr.’s later years and Joey Votto who really wasn’t that great. He was solid and the face of the team but that was more due to the fact that everyone else was terrible. Sorry for the blog post but my point is that the Mets are absolute dogshit
>>151088584>What do you guys thinkCould I see a hat wobble?
>>151088625
>21 games over .500 >missed the postseason
>>151088558Their bullpen and starters were enough to easily carry their C squad to a sweep and will probably embarrass the Reds worse tomorrow.
>>151088645the mariners already won the west and had nothing to play for.
>>151088624FAGGets kek!
>>151088584I think the Padres will win in 3 and the Boston Trolley Dodgers will win in 2.
>>151088650No it always means something when it's the last series and/or against the defending champs and they blew it totally! A very, very bad sign..
>>151088584>tigersarent they in freefall?
>>151088687Playoffs mang, they're going to go off on the injuns.
>>151088687in many ways the playoffs are a complete reset. They have the best pitcher in the entire post season starting game one tomorrow.
>>151088702avenge him.........AVENGE HIM!!!!!
>>151088682Do the Memeiners think they will cause other teams to incur Poseidon's wrath by wearing his trident? If so, that's a "lol" from me.
>>151088584Kinda having a hard time predicting divisional matchups in AL even though Tigers and Yankees should be the better teams on paper. Both lost their respective season series. Cubs and Padres is probably the most evenly matched set. Reds Dodgers should be a blowout win but I still don't trust Dodgers BP when the chips are down.
>>151088724Of course not, don't be ridiculous. That's Neptune's trident.
pack it up. dodgers already won
>>151088624That's nice, I hope they go far for him
>>151088731Ah ok, completely different then
>>151088735what do i need to pack?
>>151087680I remember him as the werewolf Mulder kills in that episode
>>151088748That's right.
>>151088756the edge of your seat!
I have never watched the X-Files........ but I did see the movie when it came out on tape.
LET'S GO DOGGIE DOOOOOOS
>>151088762Nobody asked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6F9tNFyJh0lmao
>>151088774I volunteered the information.
>>151088792Kino
>>151088792Their smile and optimism gone...........
>>151088792I had forgotten about this kek
early playoff nu:>>151079558>>151079558>>151079558
>>151088881hey, what's the big idear?
>>151088792they should unironically do this in 2026
I don't think M's fans quite grasp what a Blue Jays vs Mariners ALCS would look like in their stadium
>>151088881
>>151088945Why not? It looks like this every summer.
It's time for the Chiefs. Bobby Witt can go suck a shotgun.
>>151088953Think about it, your team finally makes the ALCS for the second time this century and you get to see away fans take over like it's a regular season series. You don't want the Jays there.
>>151088945There’s another division series match up that could look like that. I’m not going to say which teams but it’s out there
>>151088977how come only the middle tier sections behind the posts seem sparsely filled but everywhere else is packed?
>>151088994Think those are suites
>>151088983I think I want exactly that actually!
>>151088997ah gotcha, that makes sensethanks lad
>>151089014You’re welcome ser
>>151089011Alright
You now remember the 2025 Detroit Tigers and 2025 New York Metropolitans
>>151089025Remember that brief, very brief, period where /we/ were talking about vladdy to the M's a few years ago?
>>151089033they sure did shit the bed hard
>>151089035I don't recall that, it was really Mets and Red Sox fans who thought he was signing with them. He even got a standing O in Queens the day before he signed that extension.
>>151089025I will always remember when Griffey inspired Johnny Hustle Manny Machimpo when he didn't run hard for a hit in the outfield in 2009. I think he retired shortly afterwards. Why did he do it bros, he could have played a few more years if he wanted to....
So how do Mets fans feel about this guy they loved, absolutely sprinting away from their team at the first moment he could?
>>151089033>one of these things is not like the others
>>151089033>the mest mesting is the highlight of the last ten years for the mestkek
>>151089073damn the Mets chased off their Favstian Aryan Chad 1st Baseman
>>151089062it was a lark but there were posts about it because 1b has been a black hole for the m's until josh
I kinda wanted the Mets to make it but then I remembered last year during the playoffs some Mets fan kept saying during the NLCS “remember if your team isn’t currently in the playoffs you’re not allowed to speak” which I thought was really rude
>>151089097that's pretty rude, my club wouldn't say such terrible things
>>151089073I don't know if it was just because of the collapse they were experiencing, but since around the Padres series at the end of July, I've noticed a few moments of weird, stilted body language between a few of the guys in the dugout, including PeteI reckon in hindsight he already had a foot out the door, this just sealed it, and I feel like there are clearly deeper issues in the clubhouse.
>>151089105It just didn't sit right with me. There's just certain stuff you don't say man!
Just saw that Matthew Boyd fag cry. Cubs really are a bunch or bitches kek
>>151089096Naylor looks like he could re-sign there for a bargain. He's a no-brainer in the offseason.
That's some unlucky bullshit I gotta work at 12:45 PM with thr playoffs at noon. I guess I'll just scoreboard watch and see if it's PRRRT posting or CUSB posting tomorrow......
>>151089122I hate my front office but they keep making team friendly deals for players that I love.
>>151089097That guy is a huge cock sucker and deserved this and so did the IDF and the mest
>>151089111he bailed the second the last game was over, you could tell that it had been a problem for a month or two before.
>>151089128just post your telephone number and i will keep you up to date :)
>>151089141>PETE DID IT HIIIIIISSSS WAAAAYYYYYY
>>151089141yea 100%, healthy teams don't just shit themselves that badlyit's a real shame cause I love Pete and he's had such a good season otherwisereckon Mendy and a lot of the other management have a fair bit of blame to cop here too
>>151089149it was legitimately over the when he threw home wasn't it?
>>151089162......................do you think Pete was the clubhouse cancer? if not he then whom??
Pete is 100% coming back to the Mets why are people doing this
>>151089181Enjoy Josh Bell anon
>>151089173it's possiblemaybe Soto's arrival irked him after a while or there was some other clash that he wanted to escape from - he might've just wanted to try a new franchise, simple aslooking back, I personally just think the ball club has been very poorly managed, but they had just enough talent to paper over the cracks, they just couldn't do that for 162+ games
>>151089173word on the streets is Lindor
>>151089217It is a bit delusional though? They're mostly the same team from last year but with Soto and I don't really understand how that can make Lindor turn into a retard or Pete to turn into a retard???????
>>151089228*GIDP to end your beisbol season*
>>151089228He stepped up last year but he has always been a faggot some I definitely believe this
>>151089232I dunno fren, just my musingsthere may be no clubhouse cancer at all, but it seemed to me at times there might have been 'differences of opinion' in the clubhouse
>>151089209Im not a Mets fan I just spend way too much time following baseball. The only thing that could change that is if Pete doesn’t want to be a met and idk why you would think that
I think looking for a clubhouse cancer is fun because we like to burn the witch but for me I would think the blame lies mostly with the starting rotation and bullpen
>>151089244I cant remember what exactly I read so let's keep treating this as a unsubstantiated rumours, but I heard lindor and soto dont get alonga quick google shows a few times where theyve made comments to the press which could be interpreted as small jabs at each other
>>151089253I don't think you're wrong, but there was definitely worse clubhouse differences of opinion last year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjZgOT1NAS8
Need this guy to lock the fuck in
Clubhouse cancer is ghost fighting NBA-brained stupidity. Winners celebrate and the loser explains
There were rumors of Soto being a cancer in the Pads clubhouse. Having his headphones in during meetings and shit, lots of whispers of other players hating him.I booed him when the Mets played at Petco earlier this year, seems like the boos really got to him.
Juan Soto has more World Series rings than the Poodres lol
>>151089290sometimes its not even a difference of opinions that can cause issuessometimes inflated egos can be the issue. you think youre better than everyone else so your training efforts slip and you party moremaybe that was the mets after their insane start
>>151089300that sweep in July shook them and they were already rattled, your boos worked I think Dadsbro>>151089278KWAB looked like Freddie checked that swing from that angle at least
>>151089313Soto was a worse overpay than Vlad, and I thought the Vlad overpay was egregious.
>>151089259>The only thing that could change that is if Pete doesn’t want to be a met and idk why you would think thatHe literally elected for FA like 20 minutes after the last out of their season. There's a good chance he was still wearing a Mets jersey when he did it. He's not fishing for money, he doesn't want to be a Met.
>>151089300I've seen a few videos of him reacting to hecklers that was obvious it got under his skin.
>>151089317My read on Soto is that he's a high ego player and also wants to be loved. Seems like the Yanks were the perfect fit for him.It worked out for the Pads trading him I think. Although missing James Wood definitely hurts.
any time juan soto is brought up bitter poodre fans make up some story about how he's a clubhouse cancer despite there being literally no evidence to support this when he was with washington, nyy and now the mets
>>151089334It's mostly coming from a few Athletic articles and various local media. And insinuating from comments Manny made. Seems legit desu.
>>151089334I'm a Mariners fan and he was probably clubhouse cancer on the Dadres too but the west coast Omerta kept that quiet in order to prank new york clubs.
>>151089342delightfullydevilish.jpg
>>151089348Many such cases.
>>151089334He seems like a huge asshole though
go dres!
Why does the Oceanic region support san diego?
The real redpill is that they greatly overperformed in 2024 by making the NLCS and it ruined people's expectations. Yes they have the highest payroll in baseball and for that they are complete failures, but if you just remove the money and looked at them player for player, they just ain't that good.Their president got cocky and tried to catch lightning in a bottle with guys like Frankie Montas and Canning like they did last year with Severin and it blew up in his face.
>>151089377Pacific ocean brotherhood, you wouldn't get it
>>151089377Im not officially aligned with any team yet, I just posted that because she's famous and wearing baybaw capbut I do appreciate that padres girl thats been posted a bit recently
>>151089364>sniffing neve's toes after she takes off her ugly birks
This man is gonna be the X factor. Big time players want to play in big time games.
>>151089382>>151089389>my pacific electronic-girl credentials are being questioned
>>151089350Is that a Starr original?
>>151089399I also appreciate this girl
>>151089401no, I made it>>151089404she's my wife so be respectful
>>151089399>>151089425>>151089404what does she smell like bros??
Where did padres fans even come from? Did these guys even watch the regular season?
Fuck pipey
>>151089337Manny Machado is notoriously one of the biggest assholes in Major League Baseball
>doyers transactions
>>151089448rank mlb assholes
If your team isn’t in the post season you aren’t allowed to talk
>>151089448>Manny MachadoManny is one of the best teammates and many of his Orioles and Padres teammates have said as much. So, you're just lying.>>151089334>>151089337As for Soto, he is an actual clubhouse cancer and has proven to be so in several clubhouses now including most recently the Mest where, in spite of $400MM in payroll, the Mest played 20 games below .500 across the final three months of the season and missed the postseason.
Trevor Bauer has elite swing-and-miss stuff. The only problem is that hitters aren't swinging at it, and when they do swing they aren't missing.
>>151087100Kek
Ugh I think i got hungover so badly that my body now reacts badly to raw Tequila now or any raw hard alcohol, I think everything now taste like raw cheap Chinese liquor that needs to be diluted. Bleeeh...
>>151089484just cook it next time
>>151089448To Poodre fans, baseball didn’t exist before 2021
>>151089471>spikes his opponents on purpose >doesn’t hustle >has big giant meme ears I don’t see the appeal
>>151089473If your team isn’t in the post season you aren’t allowed to talk
>>151089484have a nice cold American domestic beer
Juan Soto is a big meanie dumdum head because he didn’t want to play for my team, you can check the articles on the athletic
>>151089484Wtf is raw alcohol you big dumb idiot
Gotta be honest I’m gonna miss laughing at the mest this postseason
Padres-Indians world series confirmed?
>>151089517I think he/she/it means just regular old tequila, as in not mixed with anything
>>151089484You're not drinking enough then. Perhaps you should watch the Ohio series for pointers???
>>151089525Yea I figured but I wanted to tease 2hu who regardless of actual gender is a woman bc they type like one. Also didn’t she marry that other anon and is having a baby?
>>151089532Everyone knows this.
>>151089548He don’t treat her right that much I do know
>poodres thought they could escape my doggies by fleeing to the other side of the bracketnlcs exist bitch
>>151089551Neither paco team is making it to the NLCS btw as penance for shitting this place up every single night.
>>151089551You guys have the much scarier side of the bracket honestly. But if we both make it to the NLCS it's gonna be a blast as always.
I fucking love science!
>>151089551Snell and Yams will fuck up against the reds because they'll get too cocky and let their guard down
Steve Cohen should just increase the salary of everyone on the team to $51M a year
The 'lot, the 'cord and the science
>>151089621why are the reds playing against a japanese team?
>>151089630for entertainment purposes
>>151089621In Japan they call him Trevor Meatuballu
>>151089520there's always next year!
What time do WC teamies have to announce their roster? How long before the game
>>151089687Hasn't everyone already announced who is playing save for the bye teams?
*breathes in*HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>151089722thats truly unbelievable
>>151089705No, 26 man playoff rosters have not been announced. For the most part you know who is going to be on the team but there’s still some intrigue for the final couple of roster spots. I’m curious because for my team it comes down to player health
>>151089758
>>151089766Grrr
that funky muncy
I can’t wait for tomorrow I can’t fxn sleep I’m sure starting at a backlit computer monitor is helping
>>151089779fuck my ass
>>151089779pfma
>>151089779dot not fuck anyone’s ass it’s a trick
>>151089779GO TO BED!!!!!
>>151089779GO TO HIS ASS!!!!
>>151089779Fuck his azz boh
>>151089779put on the 79 world series radio broadcast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgHIIMshol0
this is /mlb/
>>151089893Recker on the board!!!!
I could go for apoundin
>>151089722So if they win in the 9th one single time they make the playoffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_m4Qb0iW-o
>less than 12 hours until postseason baseball
>>151089893Kek so true
>>151089893>Recker MINDFUCKED "MANAEA?" YOU STUPID MONKEY
>>151089951it's like 8 hours
>>151089968Kek
>>151089968Wwe need kekini over here pronto
Well, it's not far down to paradiseAt least it's not for meAnd if the wind is right, you can sail awayAnd find tranquilityOh, the canvas can do miraclesJust you wait and seeBelieve me
Guy above me is full of sabot don’t believe a word he says
>>151090238Hey, you wanna s'more?
Change in attendance for MLB teamsNYM +10,559DET +6,854SFG +3,443TOR +2,083CIN +1,812BOS +1,439MIL +1,394CHC +1,336SDP +1,317KCR +1,117NYY +1,022LAD +879MIA +856CHW +803ARI +643LAA +468PHI +145STL -7,754TBR -6,802BAL -5,895TEX -3,142PIT -2,412MIN -2,258ATH -1,899COL -1,674ATL -1,341HOU -1,325WSN -624CLE -378SEA -219
>>151090264>STL -7,754BERDBROS???????????
>>151090264>mariners are actually a contender and statistically the most likely to win the world series>lose attendance
>>151090264My gapies :(
>>151090264A's moving to a minor league ballpark and only dropping that much despite the minor league ballpark having way less capacity is really the proof in how bad it is for them
>>151090285It's not soccer is whyPardon. Futbol/footy
>>151089951Good night Mococo
>>151090264I just wanna sell out my funeral
>Tigers rested their starters all September >Skubal killed David Fry taking away his clutch 1 playoff hit he was bound to haveNormally the Guardians would just bootyblast us but this time it is surely different!Hey at least we're not the Mets.
It's not farTo never never land
14 more years of juan soto
anthony volpe crying inside the fenway scoreboard
Morning, everybody.
>>151090281There was an organized movement to boycott the Cardinals as long as John Mozeliak was GM. Plus some people just didn't want to watch bad baseball.
>>151089630Chunichi Dragons.Who's idea was red on red lettering?
>>151090686trevor on the grid!
the entire detroit/cleveland series is day games. that just feels so wrong for a postseason series.
>in 16 hours the dodgers will be facing elimination
they are.... afraid...>Canadians barred from buying tickets for potential Blue Jays games at Yankee Stadiumhttps://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/canadians-blue-jays-yankee-stadium-1.7646758
>>151090596If he continues to hit and steal like he did this year I am ok with that
>>151090838they should be allowed to purchase them at 500% tariffs
>>151090844>If he continues to steal like he did this yearoh hes going to be stealing from the mets for a very, very long time anon
no matter what happens today, ohtani allowed us to dream
>>151090838This is the gayest thing in modern sports. See these stories every year now.
>>151090858>uspuke
>>151090838very small market behaviour
>>151090838Stay out of my country.
>>151090686morning
>>151088624They're doing it for Pete
>>151090838The Yankees are going to lose to the Red Sox so this won’t be a problem at all.
>>151090998I will laugh very hard if that happens but only because of the namefaggot. Sorry to all other yakposters.
I can feel it coming in the air tonight...
might skip the wc games and wait for sox/jays gm 1
>>151091062there will be women commentating the first two games. just a heads up.
>>151091067Based
>>151091062that yankee sox game is gonna be cooked
anthony volpe crying in the halls of yankee stadium
>>151091083On what?
>>151091126Dane? Is it really you?
>>151091138Yes
>>151091134Dane? Is it really you??
>>151091144yes it me
Greene's ritual yesterday on the mound before Game 1 tonight
>>>/gif/29544578
>>151091134kek still hating the doyers I see
will judge choke again?
Windians CubesStankeesRedslegs
>>151091198For entertainment purposes
Viewership up, pitch clock did its job
>>151091179Breddy cool
>>151091208b-but heckin' salary cap and less regular season games!
i watched NFL last night and i can understand if people rather watch baseballThat shit was garbage
>>151091304The fact that running down the clock is a legitimate strategy in the NFL puts me off from ever getting gushy about it. Baseball will always be the ultimate sport in my eyes because you can raped even while up 3-0 and 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th.
>>151091320For me it’s the rape
>>151091304>have to wait all week just for the refs to step in every other minute during a 3 hour gameIt's cancerous and easily the most rigged pro sport in America.
>>151091320Yes that was based when O's did that
>>151091304You didn't enjoy watching Jake Browning be total ass for 3 hours? How come?
>>151091361i think they should've put in Rypien
>>151091304I enjoy competition for the sake of competition
Congratulations on a job done
What if the Reds simply eat the Dodgers?
>>151091486Just be hungry again in an hour
>>151091427my pirates :(
Good morning /mlb/. Yankbros, let’s fucking ROLL.
>>151091571>slices your nutsack off
>>151091198Yes but not how you’re imagining.
>>151091304kind of rude
>>15109157128 at some point in the future. gm
gm bros I'm so excited for playoff yakyū :)
>>151091486Big Sugar!
I think the Tigers beat Cleveland today
baybawlBayBawlBAYBAWL
what game are you watching? me? every single one
gm mariners nation, the wc monkeys are dancing for our amusement today>>151089893my post on the bottom
>>151089334He's not a clubhouse cancer but he's very much a "I'mma do my thing" type of player which combined with the shit leadership of Melvin probably caused a lot of friction. I've heard it a bit too with Lindor and Soto. I think Soto can't be the #1 guy in the clubhouse.
>>151089334I think a guy who stands to make more than the GDP of small countries but cries over having free suite boxes and a clothing stipend for his mother paid by the team could become a clubhouse cancer. NO REFUNDS
>>151091753This is the sense I get as well. He very much has a “I’m just one guy” mentality, which works when you have a Judge or Lindor type of player to be more of a clubhouse leader, but to some it’s hard to justify spending a bajillion dollars for someone with that mindset.
>>151090800The national networks aren't going to put a midwest series in prime time if New York or Los Angeles is playing. The potential ratings are higher and that's all they care about.
>>151090264>Cohen browbeats Mets fans that they need to pay up if they want their hecking Juan Soto>They pay up in a BIG way>LoseFAGGets kek!
>>151091812What's weird is the Padres had a de facto leader in Machado and it still didn't matter. Soto never wanted to leave Washington or the east coast for that matter and he did fine in the playoffs + 2023 so I don't blame him for shit, but as badly as I wanted him to sign longterm with the team, I'm happy he's elsewhere now.
>>151086447Mariners Vs. Cubs
When do the Mets play?
>>151091886March 26, 2026.
I have printed out every thread since Sunday and mailed them express to Mossad so we will see who has the last laugh
Our problems (which mestfags won't have) will change at 6:05 pm, and come what may after that, but I will still remind them.
Zero work is going to get done after 1pm today
>>151091914>March 26that sounds really early, why are they starting the next season that soon?
>>151091914damn that's 177 days from now
>>151091979Been that way for years now
>>151089784>>151089787>>151089941Sodomy is a sin
>>151091975I'm "working" from home this afternoon :)
Beat your meatBeat your meatStep right up and beat your meat
I just dropped a the 2025 mest season in the David Stearns
>>151092069Imagine the smell
>>151091975*10am
>>151086447I want it to be Mariners vs Cubs but I know deep within that it won't be.
>>151086447Cubs vs Reds
>>151091973Based.
I'm going to run into town for a mcmuffin before the game starts, anyone want anything?
CROSHIT is going to get rocked
>>151092242McDonalds is bad for you
FYI no Roman Anthony
I wish Judge would blowout this bussy
>>151092254What about Greek Louis?
So, apparently, Lucas Giolito's wife came home and caught him fapping to furry porn, so she put him in a twisting arm lock and snapped his elbow. He will not pitch in the wild card round.
Mets haven't won a playoff game since i bought a Grimace Shake last year
Will my Tigers choke?
>>151092282What do you mean "will they"? They already have. They are. They will.
1 hour until baseball
>>151092291I’m fired up.
>>151092291
>>151092265Not that great anyway
The Mets are losing record at home since Alec bohm requested this thing be removed
I've seen enough: Move the team to Memphis Turn yankee stadium into a pickeball court Force Hal Steinbrenner to pay 40 acres and a mule to every Oakland fan
https://youtu.be/okXhAC78d4Q
>>151092318the hell is that
Diaz out.
>>151092362Well it's either Soviet era spy equipment, or it's a parabolic microphone
>>151092318Yup, they cheated and got exposed for it
>>151092364three catchers?
>>151092369Campusano is just a RH PH/DH, he would only catch if Fermin and Maldonado were both out.
>MLB playoffsDrinks are ready in the fridge. No snacks tho. I'm on a cut
>>151092365>parabolic microphoneIs that how they get the sounds from the field on the tv broadcast? It's like cupping your ears to hear better. Interesting tech.
>mest not in playoffs>doggy doos and stinkees out in the WC roundHas big spending been exposed?
>>151092400Why don't they just watch and analyse Moneyball?Here I saved you many mirrion dollars
What’s “hypersissy”, precious? What’s “hypersissy”?
>>151092411They do follow moneyballThat's what makes them think if they just spend money they'll win>we spend the most money>we get X amount of xRuns per $>so we should win over poorer teams
>>151092428mhmm interestingI'm new to the /mlb/It's my second season
>>151092441>>151092411>>151092428Money isn't everything, if ya wanna win ya gotta trade.
>>151092441Well you should know that Moneyball is largely a fraudulent movie and Billy Beane is a fraudDon't believe everything you see in the movies
>>151092393It's like those weird guys on the NFL sidelines who hold the clear plastic bowls and point them at players.
Didn't see it posted yet
>>151092441what makes a hun decide to watch baseball all of a sudden?
Today, the evil Poodres will be vanquished for the season. BAU BAU!
>>151092482Those are CTE beams.
>>151092484I predict a BIG day for Torkle Spencerson and teh riik.
>>151092492I put games on while sleepingIt kind of grew on me
>>151092506Gavin Williams feels fraudulent as hell to me but I think Cleveland is cooking with some meme magic
>>151092520It's coming to an end!
>>151091822flyover chads...our response?
enjoy the show fanfags
>>151092362ufo
>>151092549Umpie, I need a cheeky throw against the home team today. You know the one.
>>151092549Umpchads still undefeated
Umpies gonna make someone seethe today can't wait
>Dane vanishes for sharty season >returns as a playoff casual
>>151092555
which game is cb buckbreaker doing
degrom back to the mets
>>151092586Who will be the first umpie to eject Shohei?
just noticed that denmark was back
>>151092577what brought me back was i was randomly watching Schwarbers 4 homer gameIt made me remember the early days when i just watched random gamesI let Angels ruin itBut also i've been watching but not posting because i stopped posting after the hack
the angels are actively killing MLB's growth among international fans. let that sink in.
>>151092494kys
>>151092586Cbt *
Cockamballtorture Cuckwhore
Do i get White Castle or McDonalds for lunch today. I always get some fast food slop for the first day of playoff baseball. (I wish i could get Wendys but they keep getting the order wrong.)
>>151092664Made he hate baseball a bit watching that trash
REDS GONNA RED
>>151092687How does White Castle taste?We don't have that here
>>151092687Whites
>>151092720like bite sized slop, It's only good coming home from the bars.
Salad for me
>>151092646>>151092702The angels season swept the dodgers this year tho…
/nu/>>151092828>>151092828>>151092828/nu/
>>151092792yes i saw that
>>151092664how's that?
>>151092885Read the thread nigga