Nuno's first game in charge of the Hammers. Moyes faces his old club.Kick off 8pm UK.EVERTON: Pickford; O'Brien, Tarkowski (c), Keane, Mykolenko; Gana Gueye, Garner; Ndiaye, Dewsbury-Hall, Grealish; Beto.>Subs: Travers, Patterson, McNeil, Barry, Dibling, Coleman, Alcaraz, Aznou, Iroegbunam.WEST HAM: Areola; Walker-Peters, Mavropanos, Kilman, Diouf; Magassa, Fernandes, Paqueta; Bowen (c), Summerville; Fullkrug.>Subs: Hermansen, Julio, Wilson, Guilherme, Rodriguez, Scarles, Potts, Irving, Marshall.
>>151080154ANIME
afternoon sunderchads
Why did nothingham sack Nuno and 9/11 their own club back to league 2?
>>151080192he was a little too curious why marinakis had so many twink servants
here for the moyesbowl
Please do not steal chants in this thread.
Anyone got a stream link
>>151080192Their chairman is an actual crazy person.
>>151080154presumably this isn't televised then?
>>151080333I absolutely give permission for anyone to shout >go Moyes go
>>151080484Works on my machine.
>>151080458you're better off getting out your radio and just turning the knob until you hear something>>151080496if this isn't AI let OP know, he would have included the channel of the game I assume
>>151080535Sent OP a DM.
>>151080547he may have closed the thread (or 4chan entirely) out of sheer embarrassment of his gaffe
West ham are lucky as fuck to get Nuno. I think he will save them from relegation while any other available manager, including Bilic, would not have been able to keep them up. I am surprised Nuno even went there, they're in such disarray. They must've lured him with a lucrative contract.
>>151080656Must be a sadist, no other explanation
>>151080484>>151080535>>151080586How to run an already shit gimmick into the ground: get a Canadian to badly recycle it.
>>151080654lioterally whomst'vd'e?
>>151080692>mass replying multiple people like a schizohow about just saying what channel the game's on next time
>>151080736>multiple peopleVery obviously the same person (you).
leafs are the worst posters
cam on you toffies
>>151080736>multiple people>none had a new IPhm
>>151080769untrue, just basically all of us. I'm surprised you don't just filter canada in these threads.
it's time for everton vs. west ham
The evening snackage
>>151080782Don't even need IP checking, the typing style is blatantly obvious. Definitely to track to become one of the worst posters in the history of this board.
Absolute cinema.
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UPmoyes is doing his thing
grealish is doing quite well
>>151080814no he isnt
>>151080804dick in son?
>>151080818has quite a few assists
>Female commentator
so did nuno make any player or formation changes or anything to west ham?
>dtfic now trying to dfi on /sp/
>>151080828stop talking to yourself
>>151080853He's had like one full day with them. He probably told them to go out and do what Potter said, and will start his own shit this week.
>>151080868Stop shitting up the thread, you schizo leafcuck
was the clapping a thing there? seemed to be a minute>>151080868go back to wherever the god damned wrestling is talked about.
>>151080873yeah thats what i figured but he could still prefer different players or whateverdont know west ham enough to say so was curious if their fans are chatting about anything already
casemiro gets a yellow for that
>>151080884Same formation 4231 with Magassa for Ward-Prowse and Fullkrug for Wilson.
>>151080884
STREAMTREAM
>>151080926>>151080884He has dropped Ward-Prose completely, he's not even on the bench. Interesting.
>>151080926Genuinely incredible how far Ward-Prowse has fallen
>fullgrug
>>151080931Nor is Soucek. Unless he's banned, I can't remember.
>>151080932Did he ever break Beckham's free kick goal record? Seem to recall he was very close a few seasons ago.
>>151080932and how far backward prose have fallen sadly
>>151080931He played 10 games for Nuno last season on loan. Clearly doesn't fancy him.
>>151080941Soucek is suspended.
>>151080929https://ppv.to/live/epl/2025-09-29/eve-whu
>>1510809451 off
I thought Ndiaye played for Forest? Or was that Ndoye? Silly me
>>151080926out with the oldies then by the sounds of it
>>151080945No clue. Was one short of it 2 and a half years ago: https://www.premierleague.com/en/news/3071376>>151080958Oh right. I'd forgotten about that.
>wet spam
BASEDDOWN YOU GO HAMMERS
Dewsbury is looking a bargain at 30 mill.
everton are unbeatable at home, as i predicted
KEANNEEEEE
KEANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE DEM MOYES BOYS
>the Nuno effect
KEANOKEANOKEANO
Everton are staying UP!
grinding wintertodt
Why does Everton make this board seethe so much?
ive seen enoughnuno out
>muh new manager bounce
Did you see that score, G?
Michael Keane>You were only supposed to blow my bloody cock off
>>151080998lots of indians who like liverpool
>>1510810031 GOAL FROM KEANEY
>>151080998We've been an absolute meme of a club for a long time. Oh yeah and the scousarrs, as canada pointed out.
>>151080994For me, it's gemstone crab
>>151080998there are unironic glowies on /sp/
grealingz is long overdue a goal
>>151080998They don't
do everton and west ham see each other as being a similar tier of clubbecause i think thats fair
>>151081018he's not Canadian
you'll notice all of a sudden a georgian flag defending liverpool for some reason
>>151081041everton is a much bigger club than west hamits just the premier league era has been very unkind to them
Oi, this new nuñez feller don’t play west ‘aaaam way das ‘E?I fought he wud wiv ‘im been Spanish and aw thatGet rid and get a proper gaffer like big Sam, David moyes or Graham Potter in
>>151080154James Tarkowski really looks like Joel Kinnaman to me
>>151081041West ham are one of only 7 clubs which have never fallen below the 2nd tier of English football. Not sure if Everton can say the same.
>wearing tights>in septemberbit gay from gueye
>>151081041They're both overshadowed by red clubs in their respective cities
>>151081058>big club they’ve just been irrelevant in the only era and the only competition that mattersHmm. Similar tier to Preston or Huddersfield in terms of being great before cameras were invented but shit ever since
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>>151081093Chat is this real
funny tackle that
Jack Gaylish diver
Will Moyes ever get any credit from being the only manager from the 2000s who is still at the top of his game now that Ancelotti is done with club football?
>>151081069Everton has been in the top division longer than any other English club
FULKRUG? MORE LIKE DUMKRUG
>>151081123Pep?
what a doufus
>>151081093where is that keeping tabs anon when you need him
What does krug mean in german
>>151081137Even Pep is washed compared to his peak but i guess he could prove me wrong if he somehow win the UCL this season or if Liverpool somehow bottle the league
yo this new stadium kinda bussin tho
>sack the boardAlways been the most braindead spastic chav chant in football. Who is going to sack the board, the board themselves?Working class scum that don’t understand corporate structures chant
>>151081041Everton have 9 league titles, the 5th-most in English football history (behind Liverpool, United, Arsenal and City).The have not been relegated since 1951, the 2nd longest streak in the top-flight after Arsenal (1913).They had a great team in the 1980s, and probably would have won the European Cup if Liverpool didn't get English teams banned from the competitions.They were one of the original "big 5" of English football that pushed for the formation of the Premier League in 1992 (alongside Liverpool, United, Arsenal and Spurs).Everton are objectively one of the biggest clubs in the country, regardless of how mediocre they've been in recent years. West Ham also have a big support and even have recent silverware, but they are much smaller than Everton.
soon we'll have the "west ham relegation would be a blessing in disguise" articles pop up
i never wanted moyes outi'm glad he's doing well enough with his club that respects him
>>151081164>Stop using words wrong in football chants! >:(Imagine being this autistic.
>>151081127Not true, Arsenal have been there longer, although they have spent more time outside the top flight than Everton, who are an older club.
Knew there'd be cards in this game, betbros.
>>151081166Trophies before the back pass rule and the premier league are literally null and voidI say this as a Leeds United supporter who won the last first division and have obviously not won the prem
>>151081185>number of seasons in the top division>everton: 123>arsenal: 109i didn't say consistently
HE MEANT CONSECUTIVELY ITS A SIMPLE MISTAKE IBP PLEASE HE HAS A FAMILY
It's pretty funny that west ham fans thought they were better than Moyes. He was the best manager they could hope for, and they should've kept him on for as long as possible. Nuno is decent but there's no telling if he will be able to sort the mess they're in now because they ditched Moyes.
>>151081200You didn't say cumulatively either.
>>151081178Who’s going to sack the board though?It’s not “using the wrong words” it’s being fucking ignorant to the very institution you’re basing your life around>fuck the board Or like at United where they have>we want glazers outMake more sense than “sack the board” because the board are unsackable
>>151081197Ridiculous and disrespectful statement.
>>151081185>they have spent more time outside the top flight >than Everton, >who are an older club.imagine writing it yourself, and not understanding
Hate myself and want to die
>>151081197Why stop at the backpass rule? Why not say that all pre-VAR titles are null and void?
>>151081214god look at the players on this west ham team, no chance any manager can salvage that. you have to pray for 17th
>>151081216Doesn't change the fact that Everton has been in the top division longer than any other English club.
Is there a bigger cuck that Graham Potter?
>>151081200Hypothetically if a team had finished 17th every year since the existence of a “top flight” in England. Never won a trophy but also never been relegated, would that make them bigger than arsenal?
>>151081230Why?
>>151081238Gareff Saufgate
>>151081218>>151081231>go 1-0 up>literally just pass the ball to your keeper who picks it up, rolls it out, pass it back to him again for rest of the 90 minutesThe back pass rule fundamentally changed the sport to make it unrecognisable (and completely invalidating the way it used to be played)VAR on the other hand just enforces the existing rules in theory. Telling people trophies before VAR are null and void would be terrific rage bait though
>>151081232Moyes has some black magic, outside of the time he went to spain and managed real sociedad all his time always have this retarded trait to them where the most casual player will put his leg out and be absolutely unafraid of being tackled or injuried while fighting for 2nd balls in spanish we call that meter la pierna, Big Sam had a similar effect on relegated sides for a bit
>>151081217It's just meant to make a point you silly goose. They're saying that the managers aren't the problem, the board is. Sacking the managers isn't going to help, the board needs to be "sacked", i.e. gotten rid of. What I will say is that they're stupid in that the only real way to get rid of the board would be a boycott. If they're still going to the games and buying the tickets/merch then they're part of the problem they're complaining about.
>>151081267all his teams*
>>151081268lot of people have stopped going to see west ham from what i hear in fairness
>Pre-AI referee trophiesImagine bragging about trophies you won by bribing or intimidating referees, who secretly used to be fans of specific clubs
>>151081239That would be hilariousImagine if they had a clock like Hamburg did
>>151081283they do have the most soulless stadium in the country>t. someone who has been there
the new stadium takes its first victim!
>>151081267Literally translates to “stick a foot in” or “put a foot in” which is also a phrase we use to mean the same thing
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FOOTBALL DIDNT MATTER BEFORE I WAS ALIVE
>>151081262VAR has fundamentally changed the game though. Players can't get away with diving nearly as much, and iconic moments like Maradona's "Hand of God" would not happen in the modern game.
>>151081308Well I literally don’t give a fuck about anything that happened before I started watching. Why would I? It didn’t affect me in any way whatsoever?
>Players can't get away with diving nearly as much, and iconic moments like Maradona's "Hand of God" would not happen in the modern game.
>>151081308why is gen z like this? such little cunts. i think it's because many of them are illiterate and adhd
so everton were the bigger club in the last century but west ham are the bigger club this centuryis that fair?
>>151081311You’ve convinced me. Trophies/results pre-VAR are null and void because you can’t guarantee the right teams won if you can’t guarantee refereeing decisions were fair. Happy now?
is there a dickindaughter stadium?
>>151081324was going to ask someone to post this hehe
>>151081329Nevermind fair, it's not even true.
>>151081331Yes
>>151081339yeah, your daughter just calls it anon's place
bad match, this
DickInMyArse Arena
>>151081361a slurper, if you will
Anything that happened post heyselboro (apart from the 95 FA cup) is null and void in my eyes.
>no slags
DickInAPumpkin Road
>dick in sonImpressively grim name. It's gay, incestuous and paedophilic all at the same time.
>>151081386It’s not paedophilic if your son is 18+ when you rape him by shoving your dick in son It’s not even necessarily gay in current year because you could be trans and identify as his mom when you shove your female penis in your adult sons arseIt’s not even incest if you have adopted, are trans and shove your female penis in the ass of your 18+ year old son consensually
>any trophies won by my club: valid>any trophies won by your club: invalid
Considering how shit West Ham have been, they're doing well to be only 1 goal behind
alright then. going for a smoke.
>>151081408this disclaimer needs to be read out every time the stadium is mentioned henceforth
>>151081379is that carice?those fucking lips nigga ahhhhhhh
nuno needs to invoke ferguson and kick a boot at someones head. shake things up a bit.
Don't know how Grealish avoids injury the number of times he's fouled.
Cannot fathom how advertising is a profitable industry. Is the cost of getting Gordon Ramsey to appear in a Burger King advert really going to be offset by the increase in sales from normalfags who watch the advert and decide that they are going to buy food from there?
>>151081464the goal of public companies is to increase the stock price not to hoard loads of money or run sustainably or whatever
>>151081469I want to lick her underboob sweat, if you catch my drift
second half is kicking off
>>151081464adverts effect you subliminally even if you think youre above them. this has been proven time and again. youre subconsciously more likely to choose a product/company you feel familiar with than one you dont.
>>151081495She's my ex. Had to dump her, way too clingy. Kept sending me random vids and shit.
magasa should be off now
>fulkrug
I like these refs who aren't afraid to flash the cards (when I have a little flutter). Hate those freemasonic cunt refs that keep the cards in their pocket even though players are hacking each other.
>>151081527This is definitely fake
>>151081527tbf to them this happens here too
>>151081527this was a simpsons episode
beto has single digit IQ
>>151081500I'm a contrarian. I actively choose companies that I've never heard of and avoid ones with aggressive marketing strategies.
ERA
>>151081556what brand is your phone?
>>151081596i bought an HMD because nokia is done making shit
why are Wet Spam parking the bus?
>>151081637nuno ball
>>151081596Fairphone
>>151081637nuno is trying to get sacked
here is where nuno espirito santo can make his money, 60 minute mark, time to make some subs that can change the game
blimey almost a cheeky one
oof
>>151081637It's the West Ham way
>moyes
>>151081674Ooooohhhhh BASED
what a fuck
moyes is going easy on his former club. this could easily be 6-0 if everton got out of first gear.
always said bowen was good me
>>151081708You've literally never said that.
>>151081715dont call me out like this in front of everyone ffs
all hail moyes boys
looks like it was deflected by keane!>>151081708one of the most effective players in terms of chance creation not playing for a big team. basically the white zaha
i foresee more goals
>gubu steals the ball from his teammate
>>151081708I've always said he should be England's starting RW
>i think the coach will be looking to get the most out of his playerstop notch commentary
>>151081734We’ve got a regular Nostradamus over here.
cockneys doing the scousers
Has Paqueta sued the FA yet? Their allegations killed his move to City and practically cucked him out of millions in wages.
This is more like it from the European champions.
>>151081789Also stopped West Ham from sign Cole Palmer
>>151081789Surely he doesn't want people to continue looking into his case
>>151081801imagine if that had happened
>long throw>its not long
>make a lighthearted joke in the 6th form group chat>nobody responds, ignored completely until its buried in innane coursework talkguess i'll just go and fuck myself for thinking of ever trying to make friends whilst being a ugly as hell chimp man.i hate freshers week so damn much.
how far can "get the ball to grealish" as a tactic get a team really
i was gooning to twitter and my vibrator died, i lost the charger and i actually want to end it all. i wanted to squirt to yaoi now i just hate myself and want to die. does it ever get better? i just broke up with my boyfriend and feeling extra vulnerable btw, just in case if anyone wants to manipulate me. thanks for reading guys :3
>>151081841this is actually the thread for the everton west ham match not r9keasy mistake
>>151081848if the defence is anything like myself, it's hugely helped by forgetting he's playing
>6th form >freshers what did he mean by this
Meat pieSausage rollWest Ham Give us a goal
for a while this game felt like everton were dominating 1-0 but west ham have the better xg and it feels like they have the momentum now
every time they show diouf i have to resist taking a screenshot and posting it here
WTF was that Greek retard thinking when he got rid of Nuno kek
Just got back from popping to the shops for a cheeky roll for my soup. The "turkish" barber is once again filled with a dozen foreign men just sort of sitting around. Never any customers in there. Very large store footprint, the rent must be very high. Really makes you think.
>>151081929theyre money laundering/tax evasion fronts.the gubmint would rather pick on disabled people tho.
AND HE IS DED
>>151081924It's a shame that Forest hired Ange. If they hired someone more pragmatic then Man United would have actually been a genuine relegation candidate.
if it was still under potter everton would have been looking at 3 or 4-0now theyll be lucky to get a point
Fullkrug could've easily kept up with that play and gotten the pass he was just lazy
what a fucking homosexual i hate paquetá so much
Garner eating a quick granola bar?
everton must be one of the worst teams to support, it's not endless pain and suffering, just constant disappointment and underachieving
>>151081997Is this another case of players downing tools to get the manager sacked, or did they genuinely not know what they were doing under POTTAH?
>>151081995Kek just imagine if Scum (Yahnited) went down. I'd legit throw a party for 3 days.
cheeky injury time Everton goal coming up
would you really trust this man not to point shave?
>The dole are reviewing my claim just under 12 months since my last review.>I'm on fucking LCWRA. I don't have a fucking passport, or a driving licence. Never have. I cannot afford a fucking car, or international travel.>I have a PASS card that I can use to vote in elections, but this was rejected in the last claim, forcing an appointment.>No doubt I'll be dragged in next month, though each round of evidence seems to take weeks to complete, so I can state the fucking obvious.>I guess they are going to do this every fucking year now; when last year's one was supposedly only due to the mass-fraud during the lockdown.CUNTS!!!
>>151082026You're Irish.
>>151082030>hit on chest>covers faceevery time
>>151082024nuno kicked a boot at someones head at half time. it was the wake up call they needed.
reminder that tyler dibling is a 40m player and not just some random everton academy graduate
>>151082024dunno mate, maybe they just needed a bit of hope
just can't make a tackle now?
>>151082042Have you tried not being a drain on society?
1-1 THRILLER
>>151081734well done for jinxing the game
>>151082045Master race *shrugs*
>>151082098wasnt talking about this game was talking about the CL tomorrow
based settling for a point chad
actually an excellent result for west ham. steadies the ship, increases morale, and gives the players confidence in their new gaffer. he has a foundation to build on now.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nuno will beat Arse on Saturday and Hammers will be BACK.
you know whatim not going to watch this game anymore
i enjoy a competitive 1-1
>>151082057 They forget that VAR can overturn direct reds, so even if you trick the ref, VAR will go 'it didn't touch his face'.
was an exciting 1-1 both went for it
Is there any irony in the fact that for the majority of his career Moyes has been considered a park the bus, defenive, 'boring football' type manager and now in his second stint at Everton where he's trying to be a bit more forward playing he just go got by Nuno who played that way?
>>151082060They did that to me once. Got upset I had £6 more than I said
