Thanks for the memories Max edition./hoc/vious: >>151079380
burnt my tongue on the first hot chocolate of the season
Mitch lost
my islanders :)
>>151087186
>>151087186delete this
>>151087186Give me a song that represents how you feel about your team
>laffs>rags
>>151087205Try sucking on a lemon. It won't feel good, but it will keep everything clean.
>>151087225Float On-Modest Mouse
>>151087229Good advice, also helps with scurvy.
kek samir's shitty thread finally fell off the 'log which confirms he is manually posting. mother fucking grim
>>151087219This image is interesting because in the thumbnail it seems as though you can see one thing, when in fact you see something else if you click it.
>>151087254True, I didn't realize that.
>>151087267her thighs must be cold
>muh samir boogeyman
samir fears copey
Stop this schizophrenic nonsense. We're all anons here.
>>151087225darude - sandstorm
>>151087300no one is afraid of that freak. also when he rambles about fucking diablo I hope he knows that shit is off topic.
>>151087286>>151087300>>151087324>>151087325
My penguins (:
I like to guess the fifth letter or number of the captcha.
>>151087186I don't get it apparently he got offers from many teams why did he decided to quit? He played really well in the playoffs.
trb all tuckered out after his little afternoon vpn meltie
>>151087186Max really is Patio Ready nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ILAdKBicMc
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Sorokin is not an allstar.
>>151087348Eventually for athletes the body says no, before the mind says no.
>>151087358Cope
>>151087330copey runs /hoc/. samir cowers under his prayer rug as soon as copey shows up
>>151087358Yea I like his work on Sports Night.
>scoreless draws everywhere I look
>>151087358>the modern day john scott
Which team would be the jets/mets of the NHL?
>>151087418the jets are a nhl team
>>151087418Islanders
>>151087330Dont drag diablo anon in to this
>>151087418>the Winnip[eg Jets>the Seattle Metropolitans
>>151087389Dylan owns both of you.
>>151087473dylan owns the top spot in kwaboty 2025 contenders
the idaho rapedbitches
>>151087453>don't drag seasonal slop into thisit stopped being good after d2
turkey Tom should make a video exposing the freak show this place is
>scoreless pro ice hockey draws that must be making Gary angry
>>151087488Wrong. I’m on my slow crescendo shit. I have both of you pinheads under my boot at all times.
>>151087537no milly
Daft punk event in fortnite was great
>>151087552Who’s milly? Your gay boyfriend or something
Gary
>>151087333LOU! STOP IT LOU
>2025-26>Gavin McKenna is a generational winger>2027-28>Gavin McKenna is Alexis Lafrenière 1.5Why are scouts always wrong?
red lobster, sears roebuck, hudson bay, toys r us, hooters, bed bath n beyond, the list of companies that went private and then bankrupt is massive. ea will probably be dead and buried by 2030. sad to see it go.
>>151087603I thought Toys R Us was making a comeback?
>>151087603Saudi oil money will keep it alive
first they came for red lobster and hooters said nothing
marners r us
>>151087612Macys renamed their toy sections toys r us
>>151087603Hudson Bay company had a history of stealing rape and murder good riddance for what they did to my people colonialism bastards
>Gary
>>151087603>>151087631Erm actually red lobster was saved by a 35 year old black ceo
>>151087603Can we stop pretending that Bed Bath and Beyond wasn’t always overpriced shit with like the worst layout of any store in history.
>>151087537mopr kek no milly
>>151087656
>>151087675See>>151087568
>>151087689we don't see other posts here
Gridin has NHL speed and NHL-level decision making. He is ready to play here, but for a myriad of reasons, he is likely to spend time in the AHL first.
>>151087705You don’t see your dad either
um... can the next thread be Gary themed??
>>151087656His outfit doesn't leave much to the imagination.>>151087681This is a more modest robot.
I want to make a bold prediction I predict that Makar will grossly underperform this year
>>151087717takin his old ass to the doctor on wednesday bud
>>151087757Finally time to put the old dog down?
>>151087753How do you predict Quinn Hughes' season will go in comparison?
>Gary Bruce Bettman
>>151087186ahh yessir
>>151087768hope not
>scoreless interm ission
>fake mccoy postershant
>>151087757Well you know what? I hope he’s in good health. Sincerely
Popisil is based. I like how he just plows the men on the ice gets them all sweaty before they hit the ground.
>>151087835thanks buddy :)
>>151087771He’ll be shit as well but people will make excuses for him as per usual. I predict he sits with an injury for 1/4 of the season
>>151087840Can't wait for him to retire with a career ending concussion
>>151087753He's going to be traded to Toronto.
>>151087858He’s too fast for people to get him
>>151087692Very interesting.
>>151087753Just like my islanders
didn't have a cheeky 9pm marner on my bingo card
>>151088017Prove it faggot meet me at the UBS arena at 9 AM tomorrow gate Cyou won't pussy
>>151088115UBS stands for upper bowel syndrome
>the city of CallGary
>scoreless in Anaheim
Preseason is gay this game doesn’t count
>>151088115I mean how can the islanders underperform when everyone expects them to miss the ploffs
>>151088195May not mean a lot to you, but to the young guys out there playing their hearts out it means everything for a chance to make the team.
>>151088240Well they haven’t scored a goal yet so they’re blowing it
well fuck
>the city of San Jose
>>151088195just like the all star game, right?>uhh uhh deflect deflect
Duckies are looking shit hot > against the Sharks
>>151088268we're reaching levels of KWAB that shouldnt be possible
>>151088255>can't even score on grubauer
bud reached levels of 1 that shouldn't be possible
Move the Sharks to Portland, OR
>most dangerous draw in Seattle
>>151088349Ya jinxed it!
>>151088367>move to portlandCHEER FOR YOUR PORTLAND CRIMINALS!
Gridin is a good player I’m glad the flames got him for trading that bum lindholm
uh oh, Anaheimuh oh
reanimating dead coyotes is haram to navajos
>>151088268Are they even using any of their actual players?
>>151088415'DIQUES ONLYGO BACK TO ISLAM
>>151088415Lame
>>151088415Love the juxtaposition with the night logo on the Yote and the day logo on the Runner >Gary, let's talk NHL2 for a bit...
>>151088415Kek the Roadrunners are the Mammoths AHL team so anytime one of the players does good they get taken away to Utah.
>>151088415Terrifying yet good
>>151088448they are also owned by alex meruelo and he is moving them up to reno kwab
>>151088367>thinking a city full of leftist bums can or will buy hockey tickets
>>151088487Explain my entire nation then
>>151088472>Meruelo was the majority owner of the Arizona Coyotes of the National Hockey League until he sold the team to the league, which then sold the team to Utah Jazz owner Ryan Smith, under an agreement with the NHL that the Coyotes would be temporarily deactivated, with Smith using the Coyotes' non-business properties, including players and staff, to form the Utah Mammoth.so who's team is he taking to Reno then?
we don't reanimate the dead here newbitch
>>15108850533% population growth in the past 12 years from immigration
>>151088487then why did the coyotes fail if they had a market full of chuds?
>>151088487I'm not sure what you think will change if they move from San Jose to Portland.
>>151088619i wont have to watch games broadcast through a telescope from across the street anymore duh
>>151088626That's fair.
Popisil continues to play like a dirty fucking nigger
we don't call them that anymore
Ivaan Demiiidof
>>151088505
>chinese hockey
>>151088752
>>151088626based it's insufferable watching the sharks at home
>>151088626
Popilsi is based we need players unafraid to play dirty bring back 80s hockey
>>151088780there were record hate crimes in the 80s
sharks :)
Seattle fans are all fucking crazy, every time they cut to the crowd it's a total gong show.
>>151088811Stop making them sound cool
just logged in to diablo finna try to run some bosses maybe get a mythic
>>151088820Hockey?
>>151088823ya wanna talk about hockey let's hear it for no milly KWAB
>>151088828I’m a avs fan
>>151088811You'd have to be crazy to pay for preseason kraken tickets.
>>151088811
>>151088759The sad thing is that all Ching Chong national teams are 80% Canadians and Americans.
>>151088817They're goofy as hell and they all look like redditors. >>151088836Exactly like this. Every single person in the building is like this.
Americans watch hockey they don’t understand hockey
krak :)
>>151088846but chuds told me they were advanced and rich and shit
THATS KRAKEN HOCKEY BABBY
>>151088856Canadians watch hockey they don’t win at hockey
>>151088863I wish man
>>151088854They don't call it the Krakhouse for nothing. It's easy to have energy when you're high as fuck.
>>1510888684nations cup
>>151088868Winning isn't everything.
That Sharks vs Ducks game was neat, never watched hockey aside from bits and pieces when it was played on TV at work so I didn't really know much about it but I liked it. Will be a good baseball substitute since my teams didn't make it to playoffs.
>>151088873for me it's 400mg of RSO and seats on the shoot twice end
>>151088873Even the kids are like that. It's just a strange place.
Shootouts are gay and lame
>>151088888Still running /sp/.
kill grubauer
>>151088889cool it with the antisemitism bud
I see the puck but I don't eat the puck...yet
>>151088889I don't even watch the shootouts. Its gay European shit that doesn't belong in the nhl
>>151088895damn too bad you missed out on hockey puck gum
FUCKING KILL GRUBAUER
Wolf is just too good
>>151088906Wolf is fine, Grubauer is a bottom 5 goalie.
gg flames, wolf put in work tonight
>>151088912And Wolf is top 5
>>151088831kwab typical canadian cuck
>>151088914It was a fun game. You got some pretty exciting young players on that team.
i still remember that distinct time from the late 2000s early 2010s where players would remove their helmets and elbow pads before starting to fight. colton orr, jody shelley, todd fedoruk, hockey reached its peak and its never even got close to getting back to that level.
>>151088828why do you never have milly?
>>151088963got a milly for at least the next 75 years kwab
>>151088966>we'll never again live in a world where >our team has no millyfeels good
Flames and kraken are lame af teams stfu already and cheer for real teams
>>151088973I do not like the Flames or their fans but they are absolutely a real team unlike the Kraken.
>>151088971truly blessed
Vegass deserves an asterik next to their cup win congrats you beat an injured panturds.
>>151088993This is also why the following NHL season is also irrelevant since both Tkachuk and Barkov are out.
we don't use zoombonics here
>>151088993>injuredyep because they brutalized them KWAB
every day is the worst /hoc/ has ever been
>>151089017Let’s see who wins a rematch Vegass lost while we twopeated
>>151089045brutalized kwab
>>151089028no it was actually pretty nice a few days ago when our resident rape victim wasn't taking up a third of the thread with his gif folder and whatever brain-damaged madlibs drool he could come up with in between the post timer
>>151089057
just dropped off a gary at the gaza bowl myself
>>151089130one of those women where you can picture exactly how she'll look in thirty years
one of those 1s where you can picture exactly how bud'll look in thirty chillyeasters
>>151089130my ancestor...
>>151089140kek
bud's ancestors 1 over trb's ancestors... it's a continuing cycle
happy hihowareya day
bud did not 1
it's bud1261/1262 depending on where you live
>>151089165t. failed to break the bud1 cycle
>>15108916618 more minutes of bud 1261 for me
>>151089184enjoy
The budposter reminds me of all of those 1970s california serial killers who were found "probably retarded" and executed anyway
The trb reminds me of all of those 1970s idaho serial killers who were found "definitely retarded" and executed anyway
if only one of those serial killers murdered trbs mom
>>151089214kek a little 2far with this 1
>>151089130i think she looks great
thus, mitch got trb to dox himself
samir's starting to sound like thissame old shit
>>151089347>pictrb when he writes tbg1
>>151089347pro /hoc/ tip you can work him into a shoot just by repeating samir. thats all you have to do. 100% efficacy
pro /hoc/ tip you can work trb into a shoot just by repeating bud1. thats all you have to do. 100% efficacy
watching rawTHENNOWFOREVER
>>151089369raw used to be 3 hours and then it somehow got even worse
samir usually keeps one of his personalities sleeping at all times so you only have to deal with six, really
>>151089372retard. raw is based
>>151089378maybe on planet retard
>>151089383we don't post our residence here
>>151089393ok how u know?
we don't post swiss cheese here
>>151089395you tell me
>>151089410so you don't know
>>151089423we don't use two of the same "know" taunts in a row kwab
>>151089429so you really DON'T know
>>151089447*yawn*
>>151089453<=================3
>>151089130
we don't sandbag here
How's Woodcroft been doing, Duckbros?
>>151089398>>151089457Sorry but we're only interested in hockey player gfs from sturdy slavic peasant stock here
>>151089457woof
>>151089457she has a lovely smile
>>151089501any relations to conan
>>151089635i don't believe so
>>151089439my pumpkin spice wife
>>151089917Be gentle with her, she's injured right now
>>151090095>Be gentlewhat bud did not do on 04/17/22
knights play today finally
wheres jen
at the shit gimmick for retards factory
>>151090429>tfwe know bud
>>151090429
>>151090436the foreman asked if you'll be in again tonight
My only purpose is to fight for the Calgary Flames, stick and puck. The curtain’s rising… on the final act.
>>151090501
Mornin' /hoc/>laffs>rags
>>151090557can't forget>bud1
Can't forget the queers queering off constantly in here either.
>>151090608raped bitch
>>151090614gottem
>>151090614
>>151090608It's Samir and sockpuppets.
>>151090734raped bitch
>>151090608Samir's a persistent queer, too.
>>151090778raped bitch
>>151090608For Samir, queering off is life.
>>151090782raped bitch
>>151090608For Samir, queering off is like breathing.
>>151090825raped bitch
>>151090608Queering off is survival, for a queer like Samir.
>xrb talking to xherselfIm out
>>151090862raped bitch
Samir's sockpuppet is out. Plenty of queering off to come from the rest though.
>>151090957raped bitch
*submits a photograph to the thread*
xrb knows a lot about sock puppetsthey say xhe saw one right before... the incident...
Queering off with a sockpuppet is ingenious, when you think about it. Samir should patent it.
Pretty bad 24 hrs for /hoc/ but today will be better
>>151090614>>151090779>>151090802>>151090802>>151090972seek help at the bottom of a river
>>151091176there's hope and then there's delusion
>>151087186Watching Pacioretty get smashed into the stanchion then all the retarded Quebeckers call 911 demanding Chara's arrest was one of the best moments of my life
>>151091090raped bitch
>>151091216>defending the raped bitchyou first
>>151091216Samir seeks queering off at the bottom.
>>151090981Very nice fren
>>151091335raped bitch
It's 9 am and this fatso is spamming raped bitch every five minutes, his mom did a GREAT job
>>151091276Chara did nothing wrong
>>151091394raped bitch
>>151091399True, Pacioretty went to a French movie the next night, he was fine
>>151091409your mom?
>>151091469trb
>>151091394It's just that Samir queer queering off.
>>151091565what kind of mental gymnastics does he have to do to even get up in the morning? His mother clearly failed him (as he keeps spamming about her incessantly) and he's embarrassing himself in front of everyone. Don't be like him guys, and hug your mother's because he cant
>>151091565raped bitch
>>151091578>cry about raped bitch spam>say nothing about trb queer spamthe raped bitch replying to himself
>sips
bud + 1 = trb
MERNIN’ /hoc/ my stars play the blues today :)
Mitch is all worked up again. Awww poor Mitch is Someones diaper full do you need your binky?
mitch achieved total victory over trb on 06/15/2025
>>151091809first i'm hearing of this
>>151091809Mitch is a clown we mock him here
>>151091809
>>151091817boogeyman*
>>151091826Hi mitch
bud achieved total victory over trb on 04/17/2022
>kaprizov isn't sign-
>>151091844You mean tbg
>>151091881the raped bitch
>>151091888The based guy
>>151091895get a load of this retard
>Teoдop Блинкинcки Гoйoвич
>>151091880Big news!
Wow why is /hoc/ such cancer this morning
>>151091920>mildlmao
>Saint Paul has a Superhero
>$17m deal off the back of a 41 game season>Total number of full seasons in his entire NHL career: 1
>>151091920that is an awful contract
>>151091925It’s only Tuesday and a new work cycle is beginning
>>151091920mans name is KrillWhales eat him
>>151091920>be mildcucks>have to pay $17m/yr to keep a bust around>still never get past the first roundLOL
>>151091920Gonna age like milk
>>151091920Thats 17m over 8 years right?
>>151091920should have traded him for mcdavid
>i urinate and eat cereal everydaytypical yukon territory behavior>>151092027
>Kaprizov still goes back to minnesota for an 8 year, 17M dealthe NHL is the biggest waste of time.
>>151092037Just Like My Islanders
>>1510919252 of the worst /hoc/ personalities are still in full force but its not as bad as yesterday at least
Wonder how it feels to be a guy who took a cap friendly contract with a team that turns around and does thatPlaying with a guy, feeling like he’s making your millions
a 136 million contract wouldnt even make the news in any of the big three na sportsmeanwhile its the largest ever for the nhl
Islanders wish they had a star player like kaprizov now we’re stuck with sorokin
>>151091920gonna look like a bargain in a few years desu
>>151092031imagine urinating everyday kwab
>>151092051full force get hype
>>151092055Gary has totally failed to grow the game
Shit players absolutely overjoyed they can fleece retard gms by pointing to crapisofts contract
>>151091920why even have NHL free agency?
where's the pussy who was supposed to meet me at UBS arena and bitched out?I was at gate c for an hourYOU ARE A COWARD
>>151092076eichel boutta get 18+ to do nothing
>>151092079Bud never follows through with anything
>>151092089>USB arenaI had to try a few times getting in, I got all turned around
IBS arenal
>>151092063Even with the federal reserve becoming political inflation will never get that bad
>>151092083Cope he'll have a few good games before having a season ending neck kink
>>151092063No it's not.They still don't even know how much of a playoff performer he is, which is pathetic.
>>151091806Should be a great game. The Luleå fans usually get 150 tickets gifted to the games in Skellefteå however the local media reported that we have over 1000 tickets tonight
This is just speculative investing . Gambling
>>151092125>They still don't even know how much of a playoff performer he is18p in the last 18 games
(づ ◕‿◕ )づhello hockeyfrens :Dtoday i am going to be watching this hockey game >>151091806 with my mom and dad :)i will be treating them to my own homecooked spaghetti bolognese dinner in an hour before the game starts my mom and dad specifically requested my homecooking this time because they liked it alot the previous time :Di am also going to be treating them to some coffee and "gifflar" and chocolate during the gamei am hyped, hopefully my team wins tonight, but may the best team win :Dhave a good day my hockeyfrens, and have fun :)\_ . _/
>>151092153>First round loss>First round loss>First round lossetc.
>>151092162is ur mom single
>>151092162>homecooked spaghetti bolognese dinner-_-You had me at "Hello, hockeyfrens :D
>>151092165oh damn, forgot one player is the whole team, why didn't edmonton win then? maybe they will now that barkov is out of the way
>>151092162Have a good day and funFuck the guy who didnt show up to the UBS arena gate cYOU WILL NEVER THRIVE
>>151092162>gifflarexplain, before you have fun
>>151092174It's essentially a small cinnamon bun
>>151092171At least McFaggot showed he can keep that sort of scoring up past the very start of the playoffs lol
>>151092187very nice. fun increased by magnitudes.
>>151092188just not when it matters, eh?
>>151092187did you buy them at IKEA?
>>151092188YOU KNOW WHO DIDNT SHOW UP?The coward Islanders fan at gate C UBS Arena
Nice
>>151092195>unrolled strips>packages of cinnamon and sugar>a random packet of screws
>>151092165Because our secondary scorers disappear and Kaprizov has to put the team on his back. Used to be Fiala and now it's Boldy. Ek and Kaprizov are the only ones who show up in the playoffs scoring wise.
>>151092188>1 goal in the finals last yearyou sure? looks to me like he got raped and gaped
>>151092162Why do you type like my trans ex girlfriend
>>151092202It should come with a camping stove and a can of fuel >and marshmallows... a fire extinguisher
>>151092216i'm a flames fan btw, forgot to mention
>>151092216She's from Skellefteå
so, what the fuck is a signing bonus?
>>151092233NHL fans shocked to see players being paid what they deserve
>>151092236way to be dyslexic
>>151092236This
>>151092236bud i thought you read books n shit
>>151092236>crapisoft>worth $19m/yrLOL
>>151092171>one player is the whole team They should be when one player is the whole cap
>>151092162Enjoy your time with your family fren :DDD I have to work today but I’ll make it a great day :D
I’m the new Hoc personality
>>151092326Gary hereYoure fired
>>151092326>>151092329
>>151091920>people keep saying not to Parise+Suter again>do it anyway but for 1 player who will probably regress in the next 3 years>mild
edmongay just got forced into giving mcmeme 18m a year
LMAO
>>151092326What’s your gimmick?
>>151092361Still would be a better deal
eating brownies for breakfast, /hoc/living the dream
the burrito: woncopey: wonmitch: wonbud: 1rapey: lost and was raped
>>151092414Loser
>>151092414TrueFalseTrueTrueTrue
>>151092419copey won too
>>151092431Ya the biggest retard contest
>>151092453I may be retarded but I never lost to bud
Mediocre contract, but the Mild were kinda forced into it. Kind of a lose-lose situation for them honestly.
>>151092454>me waiting for the coward
>>151092463This
burrichibudichi
>scoreless draws across the steppes of Eurasia
>>151092454>>151092465I didn't show up because I know it would make you seethe
>>151092513You were right, he's been at it all morning >well done I, uh... I guess
>>151092463mcdavids agent rubbing his hands quiet greedily at the moment
>>151092518thoughts id be crippled and wheelchair bound due to a loss by a breakfast burrito
On June 30, 2025, Evan Bouchard signed a four-year, $42 million contract extension with the Edmonton Oilers, carrying an average annual value of $10.5 million, making him the fourth-highest-paid defenseman in the NHL.
>instead, he was crippled by his own hubris... hoisted by his own petard... ensnared in his own sticky wicket, watwat
Do the needful
LOL I SAID THE 4CHAN THING
Remember when we were refugees on the sharty. Those were dark days.
>>151092569this is not okay
>>151092585Asking for a friend: who would buy a JEN!!! shirt if they were available for sale?>bonus question: who would wear one in public?
>>151092618ever time you post the thread becomes less enjoyable
>>151092575i do this
>>151092618>>151092649
>>151092638good post accurate too
414 posts about trb or wrestlefaggery1 post about evan bouchard getting the big money contract in shedmontongreat thread dumbasses guess I'll just see you all in october
>>151092199
>>151092689see ya tomorrow
>>151092689>edmonton overpays defenseman to keep mcdavid happyIs that really news?
Does Minnesota even have a pathway to contention?
>>151092742
>>151092233Signing bonus is a way to make the contract buy-out proof. Guerin has given exactly $0 in signing bonus before.
>>151092750No
>scoreless draws
>>151092750No. Did you see their game the other night? Their entire starting roster was shut down by Wyatt Johnston alone.
>Kaprizov re-signing>McDavid re-signing>Crosby stayingSo boring
>>151092813NHL free agency is the biggest lie anyone will tell you, along with "Utah will be really good next season" and "the Yzerplan is a good thing"
They should punish the Devils for the Kovalchuk contract again
>>151092750In a $120 million cap league, absolutely.
preseason?
Our Sennies are playing Montreal in Quebec City :)))
>>151092823don't forget "bud did not 1"
>>151092859at Videotron? neat
>>151092886colisée
>>151092900holy shit, I didn't even know that thing was still being used
>>151092823>He's an YzerplanicThe Red Wings are on the cusp thanks to Stevie Y
>>151091920what is the deal with the wild signing the most retarded expensive contracts in the league? didn't they learn from last time? are they stupid?
>>151092941I guess we'll see.... ....
>>151092935cusp of what?
>>151092957I hope it's the cusp of sustainable playoff appearances, honestly
>>151092173>>151092162kek based
at least the raped retard finally made it easy to filter xer
>>151092980such a low bar in detoilet
>Best winger in the league (Kaprizov)>Best young defenseman in the league (Faber)>Best defenseman prospect in the world (Buium)>Young, budding 1C (Rossi)>Next Matthew Tkachuk (Boldy)>Great GM (Guerin)Minnesota is a team to watch
>>151092463I kinda like the mild so I was hoping he was trying to be team-friendly. Sad to see it desu, and he better stay healthy
this nigga wild about children
>>151093009A decade of no shows will do that to ya
>>151093038Think there's preds in the community
time for swedepuck
>BOOOOOOOOOO
>>151093027>never been to the second round>in 25 yearsKWABOTC
I am so glad hockey season is back, lads>
>>151093146This has been debunked.The Wild made the 2nd round in 2014 and 2015 :)
No teams igaf about play till October
CanadiansIs there any credibility to McDavid actually going to a different team and leaving the Oilers, or is it all just a BS speculation?
>>151093240k, see ya tomorrow
>>151093027rossi is already getting the lift from pp kapri and still isnt a p/gpthe guy is 3rd c at best
>>151093027You’ll always be Dallas’s stupid little brother
If you have a little bit of courageAnd the sackMeet me at Gate C UBS Arena at 11 AM tomorrow morning
>>151093240knights play today dumb ass
>>151093275All of us? We'll probably need more time to coordinate, like... I need plane tickets and stuff
>>151093249it's obviously speculation until he does something. but theres no way he isnt looking at how many teams have d-cores and a goalie.
Prediction: >laffs make the Cup final, BUT, they lose it.
>>151093362>in 2067can't wait
>>151093362I second this
>>151093362eh, aren't they off the cup in a few years? I figure gary would want to wait, just to really drive it home.
lol
>the city Luleå
>>151093415jumanji?
>>151093362Imagine the collages Pekka
>>151093415>if healthy big if for a guy who has never played 82
>>151093434no
>>151093275Cant I have to work
>>151093471what the fuck is the profile pic then? doesnt the kid turn into a monkey?
>>151093275I don't have "the sack"
I have a date tonight :)
1 week until hokkei
>>151093549what his name, princess?
>>151093549don't particularly give a fig
>>151093549 hope it works out
>most dangerous lead in Skellefteå
>>151093549Good luck tiger!
>>151093447They finally got him to sign after coming to terms with Gary on foreskin shipments
>>151093549Good luck fren. Don't mention /hoc/ on the first date or you might scare her off
>>151093636I’ll bring up /hoc/ when I start going on duolicious dates
Pwhl is expanding too quick. What are the odds that it goes bankrupt by 2030?
>>151093674they said they gonna add 4 more teams for 2026-27!!!!!
>>151093701Imagine the smell
Ok
>>151093701The league will have beer league queens soon
I'm not a betting man, a "bettman" if you will, but I would wager my beautiful log chalet and my handsome 1972 F-250 against the bet that the detoilet "we have one defenseman and 0 forwards" dead wings could even possibly come close to making the playoffs this season, let alone winning a single playoff gamethe team should honestly just relocate to sweden at this point, even then they would only be a middle of the road contender for the Le Mat Trophy
>>151093701I believe in Jayna Hefford she's only had to close one hockey league down
Took a delightful post lunch marner
>>151093287Vegass knights? Damn missed that and I very much do care
>>151093889>a shack in the bush>rust belt pickup Ya id put $800 on that too
>>151093674I hope the don't go broke but if they do I am willing to house all the athletes
>17 million for a shitterKWAB
>>151094229>>151094229
>>1510920171 9 9 3
>>151094141>desperately coping apartmentfag can't fathom the level of success required to afford a beautiful log home and a concourse restored classic vehiclemany such cases and also sad
>>151094980Double cope since I live in a log home and have a restomoded 90s truck and thats 10 times more tasteful than tryhard "concourse"
