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>>151088829Fuck anime
>>151088829KEK
>mahomes is the best>mahomes sucks>mahomes is the best>mahomes sucks>500 posts later>new thread>mahomes is the best>mahomes sucks
Holy shit
>NBCSPORTS Tyreek Hill will see renowned pediatric surgeon Shari Tel Aviv in Miami to fix his fucked up leg
bro really lost to the Broncos
>>151088864Is that a direct quote?
We did the needful and redeemed the win SAAR!
this the season i notice how many shit teams are and how nigs getting worse at football
1/16What qb should my raiders draft?
>>151088864friendship ended with Gaza?
>>151088896none, the next qb class is awful and you're stuck with this retard next season anyways
>>151088829The Kiwi is pregnant with my child
>>151088904When is Mark Davis gonna die
The colts nepo baby woman is a better owner than Mike brown lol
>Darren Waller had more receiving than giants in 12 gamesKek this and Daniel Jones balling out for the colts. the giants are a joke
>>151088860You scared me dawg
>>151088931To be fair, the Bengals are also being run by a nepo baby woman
>>151088931Best owner within 8 hours of indy
Mahomes is going to be blacklisted from color commentary right? Guys personally my GOAT and all but couldn't you imagine tuning into SNF and Kermit the frog is casting?
Have the jets coaching staff considered winning?
>>151088944I just want his logs of shit
https://youtu.be/d-sT6TI0tXI?si=U8PCTIjBF_HCoWQ1
>>151088944too much relative speech patterns>Yeah we need to come out better next half>Yeah we talk about this all the time>Yeah>Yeah
please trade for a RB
>>151088949Yes we know as a false flagger you've got a shit fetish
Nothing wrong with ketchup on steak
>>151088951repetitive
Nothing wrong with ketchup on Patty's logs
>>151088957Salisbury steak? R-right anon?
Do we have any news on Tyreek Hill, I don’t believe that was just a dislocated knee
Haha trade jameis winston to some shit team haha so funny shut the fuck up
>>151088967He's dead his corpse is in the cloning pod as we speak
>>151088967He's woken up drugged on Morphine and sexually assaulted the nursing staff only twice so far
>>151088967update >>151088860
So who won KWAB of the week this week? Has to be Lamar right?
>>151088981AD Mitchell
>>151088967Yeah, his leg turned into AI slop before our very eyes. Seems like they're downplaying the shit out of it. And then his weird ass reaction to it. Spooky shit.
>>151088981hehehe
>>151088981tyreek hill suffered a career ending injury like 2 hours ago, he is the clear frontrunner for KWAB
dont really care about tyreek, but i do feel for the dolphins/their fans cuz they really couldve got some decent draft capital for him before the trade deadline
>>151088996And being a retard picking up a holding call on Taylor's TD
>>151088996Nigs who are STILL doing this shit in 2025 deserved to be tied up and whipped like kunta kinte. Not joking.
>>151089003The dolphins are soulless franchise
>>151089003You can rest easy knowing their retard of a GM would never have traded him for picks because he still believes they can win this season
>>151089003shouldve traded him thenhe very clearly wanted to be too
>>151088896You should draft OL first. Too bad Pete is your head coach.
>>151089013its hard to say their soulless when they have the only undefeated superbowl winning team, one of the best QBs of all time, the winning-est HC, and the only team to beat the 85 bears
>>151088996If this was a 2 point safety, that shit would end immediately.
>>151089026Ancient history
>>151089029youre implying a loss of 7 pts isnt a big enough penalty?these retards cannot help themselves if it instantly lost their team the game they would still do it anyway
>>151088976#TyreekStrong
where do they find these faggot ass refs? that wilson opi gayest fucking shit i seen all weekthese dudes need to kill themselveselite in america need to kill themselves toonon stop bitch ass faggot vibes
>>151089026>"Uhhh uhhh, remember when they were good 50+ years ago? And then there was that one season 40 years ago where they beat a good team"Shut up retard
>>151089029It's much better to get possession of the ball
>>151089053You get the 2 points along with a punt return as long as the opposing team is showboating or butterfingering within the 10 yard line.
Honestly the more I watch the bengals without burrow the more I am convinced he might be the greatest player to ever step on a football field
So true.
>>151088298>already benched on defenseHe was never a starter, just a relief guy and dimeback>irrelevant on offense (118 yards in 4 games)>muh statsWhatever dude, he's made some awesome plays
>>151089065Too bad football is a man's game
>>151089078>"Oooohhh fuck, I'm gonna turn the ball ova!"
>>151088913You can't post things like that on this app
did tyreeks just do a kneeigami?!?!OHMYDOOPINHECK
>>151088857They should run this play more often
>>151089088There was some confusion at first as Tua thought the cart was there for him, assuming he had gotten another concussion
>>151089088>injurigami???!?!?? HOLY WAHOOOOOLY
So how long till tyreek is broke? This is a career ender and with all the craziness and spending habits he has, won’t be long
>>151088998he's a shifty turbomanlet he'll probably hang around til 35
>>151089088My foot turned the wrong way when I jumped off my bike at 7. He'll be fine.
>>151089088>yeah that's a kneeigami>that's a unique leg bend>no leg has ever turned that way since the league started tracking leg bends in 1978
>>151089104You're not fine
>>151089109Yes I am. Nothin wrong with me.
>>151089115Backwards foot
i think scoragamis are pretty neat
>>151089123>Tyreek Hill is being prepped for an amputation below the knee per ESPNgrim
>>151089124if they're 11-4 sure but arcadeball ones are gay
>>151089136>3 FGs and a safety vs 2 safetiesholy based
>I'm gonna be honest with you Joe. The product out there on the field fuckin sucks. It's nothing but refslop at this point. Plus all these ads we're forced to watch with all these uppity negros slurping down chicken wings...This is unnecessary roughness to my eyes, I'll tell you that. Roger ought to be ashamed.
Washed my car today but then I remembered how Colin Kaepernick got black balled by the NFL. Had to take a knee for a few minutes before continuing. He truly was one of a kind
>>151089098that is a uniquely bad 'jak
>>151089150troy aikman speaking truth to power
>>151089150He seems dangerously close to saying something like this. He's had enough.
>that is a uniquely bad 'jak
>>151089151Threadly reminder that his act of self-inflicted martyrdom was just a cover for the fact that he turned back into a pumkin and would have been out of the league in 2 or 3 years regardless. Dude was ass and was completely fucked once the league got tape on him and realized he was a single read babby
>>151088996Do you think the owner called him in into her office?
>>151088987>>151088996he singlehandedly canceled their undefeated record
>>151089179Carlie definitely put on the 15 inch strap on to break that buck
the worst part of tonight's outcome is that tyreek hill'ls ligament explosion will give the dolphins an excuse not to fire mike mcdaniel this season
>>151089179She is a white foid it's never the negro's fault from their perspective. That quote is literally just the white foid doing damage control for her negro pets and while trying to subtlety blame the white coach.
>>151089151americans drive their car through washes too so we don't understand this reference
Whatever happened with dak prescotts 'he we go' cadence?
>>151089223i don't, i put my car in neutral, let it go through the wash, then watch a bunch of illegals dry it off
>>151089237I roll.my windows down and crank mariachi music to let them know I'm an ally
Should the Bengals get Dangeruss, or have Bengals fans suffered enough?
is cam skattebo reddit's new favorite player?
>>151088843Nigga went full pretzel
>>151089263Yeah but everybody seems to agree the dude is on a CTE speedrun
>>151089264STOPHAMMER TIME
Bungles' Owl window is now glued shut, correct?
>>151089243Same, but country music so they think I'm not. They work harder under duress.
>>151089295As long as Katie and Troy Blackburn are in charge, yes
>>151088951Now here's a guy who never has repetitive speech.
>>151089298Specifically the spanish version of Drinking Problem to confuse them
>>151089295Indeed they are Joe BURIED
>>151089264weak bitchass legs
>>151089304And good repetition like that is the kind of thing we see out of a guy like Patrick Mahomes
>Bengals face the Lions nextWell that’s just a complete ass raping ain’t it
>>151089115Something's gotta give
Ever since Burrowhead and the retarded faggot Cincy mayor creating a fake holiday, the Bungles have been on a downward trajectory.
>>151089199this
Are defenses getting better or are QBs getting worse?
>>151089316Bungles will win.
Burrow will look great on the Rams in 2028
>>151089335Our heckin 3rd superbowl?!
>>151089336*fifth
>>151089344I'm expecting him to win the first and only time they get there. Kurt Warner Von Braun was the only thing they had, and you took it from them.
Boyz Nation how we feeling?
Who gets fired first, Zac Taylor or Mike Daniels? Did winning today delay Daniels’s departure?
>>151089357Stefanski. He put in Dillon Gabriel and looks about ready to bench Flacco so of course the local media interviewed Shadeur and got him to state that he felt like he could start, then went to Stefanski with that just to stir up shit, and Coach said that he would decide who starts. Then the media went apeshit and half of Cleveland is calling the coach a vile racist.DESU, Stefanski should gtfo of Cleveland and coach a real team somewhere else.
Kangz vs Niggles in the Divisional would've been at least an interesting thing to see.
>>151089357Taylor can just cite Glass Joe's bussy getting blown out again as an excuse for being shit, he ain't going nowhere until at least next year
>>151089370literally no one gives a shit about the vikings except for vikings fans
>>151089385No, many people do.
>>151089406>"Hooray! Our losing streak is over!"Oh you won?>"Well..."
>>151089368Stefanski is history's greatest monster denying God's plan for Shedeur.
You do realize the Tyreek injury happened to prevent him from going back to the Chiefs and ruining their lockerroom rightinshallah habibi
>>151089422There's a quote from Terry about how Black Reek was, there's no way he could've been allowed on another team. This is the best outcome for him.
>my that tfw when Ravens/Wions/Broncos/Bucs/Dolphins broship is currently 10-10Ermmmm what le fuck?? I literally can't take anything from this. Unfortunately we'll have to skip the September review and call the whole thing a wash. October is when the true power of the hottest broship in sports will reveal itself
>>151089433>2025>Still thinking the Buccaneers are a real teamYou've been Mandela'd anon
KWAB
>>151089472might be kwabooty of the century
>>151089472Isn't the only real purpose of ties to not have games delaying the broadcasting of other games? But now that all the games are broadcast simultaneously (for only $500!) isn't there not really a need to enforce ties?
Do players still get paid while injured
>>151089485If college can force teenagers to play for 6 hours on a regular basis, than multi-millionaires should be able to play for 5 at worst. That's why the rams and the Panthers in the 2003 divisional was deec.
>the 1926 NFL season had 14 games end in a tie
>>151089503Pipo didn't know how to pass yet
>>151089503Most were probably gentlemen's agreements
>>151089488No, they get drug out behind the barn and shot like a lame horse
>mic'd upOh cool lets hear some alpha male gigachad athlete smack talk>yeah lets friggin go>thats it thats it lets goooo>ah unlucky lets go>good job yeah man lets go>aw shoot >lets friggin gooooooo boys
>>151089518The euro can't imagine camaraderie
my cowbies
>>151089518Every game is a legacy unlike your kick ball in net crap.
>>151089193grier deserves a pinkslip a helluva lot more than mcdaniel doesbut the "right" course of action (>implying the fins can ever do anything right) is to just fire everyone blow it up and start all over
ravens dolphins titans bengals steelers texans jets and raiders all need new coaches
>>151089542K Ill do it.
>>151089511They televise that? Cuz I'd pay to see Troy and Buck commentate it.
>>151089518I don't know why my fellow patriots are so defensive about this. The mic'd up segments are terrible. Also not unique to football, the NBA is debatable worse and fake without hearing any "niggas" on mic. Only good one I can even remember is this year was in the MLB All Star Game. The pitcher Clayton Kershaw took an interview while on the mound. >Okay guys, call the next pitch>Oh! Uh... cutter!>Wha- I dont HAVE a cutter slim!>Um um um cur->Too late gotta send it pleasegoddontbeahit>*BOOMSHOT*>ohsweetjesusnoA fun time.
>>151089542They should all rotate coaches counter clockwise
I can see Skattebo going to the Ravens after Henry retires
>bungles
>>151089564he's staying on the gintz with Dart who'll win them a 5th ring
Why does Cam Newton dress like the Quaker Oats guy
>>151089559>defensiveThey probably just like football in general a lot. We tend to get into these kneejerk reactions when something we love is being attacked, even if its something cringe and gay like mic'd up segments. Its fine, happens to me too. 4chan would be more fun if we could just all get rid of our kneejerk reactions but alas, we are human after all. And thanks for sharing bruv! You mind giving a bit more context to someone who doesnt know jackshit about baseball?
>>151089569Skattebo and Dart are going to the Ravens after Lameme dips when his contract is up in 2027
>>151089570Von Miller mind broke Cam at SB50
My scorigami :)
skaterboi is good but dart has only played one game
I wholeheartedly believe Arch’s problem is that he should be a WR like his father. The Manning name inherently ties him to Eli and Peyton but the real answer is right there.
>>151089608People forget Arch's dad never had a real NFL career from his injury
>>151089472like a comedy sketch
The prophecy was there all along. I simply misread the stone tablet. WR Arch will be the one to deliver Lameme’s SB victory and bringing an end to the Chiefs dynasty. This lines up with Harbaugh getting fired after this season, the new HC will inherently perform better. They will draft Arch as some shitty low ranking QB and will ask him to try out as WR mirroring Lamar’s draft story. But Arch will actually oblige and in fact succeed. He’s going to be a mix of Megatron and Jacoby Jones. There will be another “mile high miracle” in the 2027 divisional against the Bills.
>>151089542Most of these teams need new QBs, not new coaches
>>151089647QBs are a massive fraud scheme. Linemen are what matters.
>>151089295Yeah. pretty unremarkable roster propped up by a glass QB who's never healthy. They need to offload Burrow for a couple 1sts, go back to the basement for a few years and start the rebuild
>>151089518It's almost like they know they're being recorded. Crazy.
>>151089518WOAH THERE MOTHERFUCKER
'gamis are the best QB stat
>>151089577>You mind giving a bit more context to someone who doesnt know jackshit about baseball?Eh, sure, but only because I heard imprisoned Nazis in America found the sport cool. Theoretically your people should like this sport. In Major League Baseball, a break is taken halfway through the season so that all the best players (as voted on by fans) can play in a fun exhibition game. In this clip a soon retiring "Pitcher" Clayton Kershaw tries to throw a ball to make a "Batter" miss, or hit a ball near where one of his teammates are. Baseballs can be thrown in different ways to trick batters into swinging when they shouldn't. Some are fastballs, curveballs, sliders, and cutters. This is the only good mic'd up segment in sports that I know of. I hope you have enough context for it now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq9_OIRkQUo
Brady was right the development of young QBs is off the rails. Players like Rodgers, Flacco, Wilson, Cousins shouldn’t be in the league at all anymore.>>151089652This is also true. A good o-line can mask a mediocre receiving corps and RB but not the other way around, as seen with the Ravens and Bengals. The Eagles are built off their o-line where even someone like Hurts can succeed.
>>151089660They actually don't. They have reverse LRAD machines on them at all times.
We need more black women in sports media. I always respect knowledgeable black queens and take them seriously when they talk about NFL
>>151088996>this happened and the rasm STILL needed refball to win
Ravens should keep Linderbaum and Likely then let everybody else that needs contracts walk. Then go all in on o-line in the draft. No fucking projects, just pure proven players that don’t have an injury history. They don’t need to be blue chips just solid prospects. Combine Andrews, Humphrey, Ali, and whoever else into a trade package for a decent pass rusher.
>>151089099>how long till tyreek is brokeBetween being an impulsive retard prone to legal trouble and having 26 kids, 3-5 years after his career max
>>151089658burrow needs to get traded to the rams
I’m not misogynist. I love women I really do. But man hearing them talk in these news segments is nails on a chalkboard.
>>151089725women shouldnt have any voice in a sport where they have a negative percentage chance of success
>>151089723What about the Raiders? They badly need a QB. He'd get to play in Vegas.
>>151089732Burrow needs to leave the AFC unless it’s the south.
I’m surprised Burrow doubled down on Cincy. I thought for sure he would tell Chase to go elsewhere and would follow him in a season or two. I suppose tasting the Super Bowl is no different from winning your first parlay.
>>151089725Women stories matter they just do
>>151089736so colts it is then
Burrow to the Seahawks would be great
>>151089750No, I don't think so.
What are some teams, right this very minute, that are only a QB away? Or ALMOST only a QB away. Can be AFC or NFC.
>>151089763BrownsVikings
>>151089763Seahawks, Colts, Browns (unironically), 9ers, Rams, Cowboys, Packers
>>151089772Cowboys are not only a QB away.
>>151089732they have an even worse line and coach
>>151089777The defense is good enough that an exceptional QB could take them through the divisional.
>>151089771Agree with both>>15108977I only disagree with the Cowboys. Dak can lock in just fine.
>>151089785Unironically it's Dak who needs to get out of Dallas, not Dallas who needs to get rid of him. He needs a team that isn't run by Jerry Jones.
IM FREEEEEEEE!!!! OF TUAAAA
>>1547827482885883111331089785Definitely agree with this. Can't have been more than 200,000 when you look at all the data
>>151089793He's probably on so many pain meds he can't think straight. And he was never a very good straight thinker to begin with.
Toe Burrow's whole career is more finished than a Finnish dude
Where the heck is zealand anyway.
>>151089838The zeal for the land is what was new
What happens if Dillon Gabriel throws 8 tuddies next week then reveals his undershirt to the camera that says "Coach Primate" before pulling out a banana from his pants and eating it?
>>151089793pretty sure if you get a career altering injury you get a nice retirement boost
>>151089855Jon Gruden gets hired instantly
>>151089838It was discovered by the Dutch who named it after the VERY comfy dutch region of Zeeland. Im literally going there every single year
The quality of the product put on the field today was utter shitThe nfl seriously needs to do something about these bottom feeder teams, and the state of play of the nfl in general. This year has been horrendous
>>151089795I thought you called your post number for a minute there.
>>151089874This is what they asked for when they babied the qb, a bunch of qbabbies
>>151089868I'm tired of Yuropoors terrorizing our sport at this point. At least you had the Australians to cover face until 2020. Then They rolled over like the English after them. Was Dresden after built again by the way?
>>151089874then get penix bryce kyler lamar ward geno tua caleb and bustin off the fucking field first.
>>151089881Its the entire system from highschool onwards. The nfl should just step in and create a college football league or something so they actually have control over player development. The cba essentially banning practise doesnt help either
Man, the posts in this thread are hilarious (unironically).
>>151089884Your NFL bosses make a LatinX twink the SB halftime act and you seethe about Eurochads """"""terrorizing""""" your sport?
>>151089894The thing about college football is that the league has used it for years as a free minor league. They've never had to pay for it, and the Jews who run the NFL HATE paying for things they don't have to. So why spend money developing a minor league when college has always been there to do it for free?The only thing that will fix the NFL at this point is if people legitimately stop watching and stop going. Why should the owners change anything when they're still making the most money of any sports league on the planet? They'd have to be hit in the wallet to alter what they're doing.
These two will be at the super bowl
>>151089953Yes you are, I've never watched it in my entire life. but you are disturbing the peace with your bizarre fixation. No one should ever mock the Dresden atrocity, not even even my grandfather. Bomber "do it again" Harris should have been executed for war crimes.
is he right?
Tua was so close to get a concussion on a late slide man this dude will never learn
>>151088857TUTUTUTUTUTUTUTUhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759223556770736.mp4
>>151089874football brains have their heads too far up their ass to know how to fix it. NFL relying on the NCAA for talent made them braindead too. They've always been retards(NFL and football intelligentsia)
>>151089855idk but he'll have a statue in Cleveland by the next game if he did
>>151089874aren’t you the Kiwi Ravens lad? No wonder you’ve got your panties in a bunch. It’s not gonna be an easy season for you
>>151090258I'm the Ravens fan. The guy complaining is one of the other ones. I think there's maybe 2-3 others now. I saw somebody post a Bengals crying face in the last thread..never met a Kiwi Bengals fan but apparently they exist kek
woof
>>151089793I don’t think anyone would be this happy after having their leg folded. Definitely the pain meds
Tyreeks career is over right
>>151090357In that moment, he was euphoric
>>151090334>gets brain scrambled multiple times>becomes religiousReally makes you think
>>151090361strong chance it is, but you never know. teddy bridgewater's knee literally separated and needed immediate emergency surgery, but he still came back to play
>>151090334>for the most part
uh, is everything okay?
>>151090392The New York Jets organization needs to be folded.
>>151089026I don't follow the sport. I know next to nothing to about it although I like highlights and stuff. Even I remember the dolphins beating the 85 bears when I was a nipper.
>>151090361Mahomes dislocated his knee and played 4 weeks later. I've dislocated both of my knees and didnt tear any ligaments either time just kept going to work afterwards
>>151090361I dont think theres a single injury nowdays that can end a players career medicine is too advancedUnless its a head deslocation
Wait a sec Tyreek Hill is 31yo damn i thought he was 28~29
>>151090452First ever Patrick Mahomes mention on /sp/ I'm guessing? The 'chives do be hiding some gemmies ngl
>>151090334"For the most part" is doing a lot of work here
>>151090334>tyreek's career is over but at least i didn't get more brain damageinspirational
>>151090374Teddy's entire game isn't predicated on being a speedy negro thoughbeit
If I was an NFL player? I'd play hard for about 4-5 years then claim a back/neck injury after signing a huge contract. Especially if the team isn't winning games. Many such cases
Yeah there was no way Tyreek didn't tear multiple ligamentsHis knee is fuuuucked
Mornin' /en-ef-el/
>>151090550please don't post chokers
Just wanted to say Fuck Arik Armstead, overpaid bum most of your career and the only time you've ever made a play worth a damn is against your former team.
make the call
>>151089793This dude so happy to have his season ended. He gonna request a trade next year.
If I was an NFL lineman? I'd push tush for about 4-5 years then start a podcast after being washed. Especially if my sexuality isnt hetero. Many such cases.
That one feetsball negro nearly got his leg ripped off
Tank dell dislocated his knee, tore his acl, pcl, mcl, lcl and meniscus And he might come back this year
Tyreek Hill is a lowlife piece of shit who deserves nothing but suffering.
>>151090610He's a tank, it's his job to absorb damage
>>151090617BLACK MAN GETTIN STOPPED IN AMERICA BRUHI AINT GOTTA SHOW ID OR ROLE DOWN MY WINDA OR NUFFINAYO WHAT DAFUQ WHY YOU ARESSIN ME SHEEEEEEIT PRAY FOR ME ST. FLOYD!!!!I hate him
>>151090610Dislocated knee doesn't guarantee ligament tears. The fact it was so outwardly angular means higher chance of ACL tear but not guaranteed. There's a good chance he avoided it. Real injury knowers are ball knower by default. If I'm right you have to @ me and make an AI tay edit kneeling to Lamar. Deal?
>>151090647Idk how to do ai edits this is the best i can do
>>151090669That is a fat disgusting nigger non representative of Lamar. Nobody would ever hug something that looked like that. Do better
>paying running backslol
It's so fucking over
>>151090361Yes
>>151090692Feel like some players would just retire after that, but he’s got all those kids and ex wives to pay
>>151090692>reek dislocates knee and tears every ligament >calm and smiling >nabers only tears his ACL>on the ground screaming in painhuh?
>>151090707Methlife is such a terrible stadium i've seen farmville towns with better grass than that dump.
>>151090707Tyreek is psychotic. Psychotic people don't react to pain like pampered 23 year olds
>>151090692It's official God hates the Dolphins
Now would be a good time to trade Tyreek to the Chiefs.
>>151090676
>>151090474what team is Dorsey going to take on next?
mfw tyreek hill signs a cheap vet 1 year deal with my chiefies
>>151090747Browns didn't want his help. Wions have taken it graciously. If he wants the next best challenge maybe joining the Jets is on the table. I think they've got a good base to work with but need to get the QB situation right. If he convinced them to draft Mendoza or someone who could turn the franchise around his talent evaluation ability would be unquestionable. He's also got a lot of juice with the Jets due to Aaron Glenn and Tanner Engstrand being Wions disciples
KWABOTY?KWABOTY.
>>151090836the Ohio team offenses are dire right now
>>151090833>bills>super bowl contender and was in AFCCG>lions>tied for best record and was in NFCCG>chiefs>tied for best record and was in the super bowlravens faced off against some of the best teams and barely lost. chill
>>151090591kek
>>151090836for me it's fumble fumble fumble punt INT
>>151090857The lions were not in the NFCCG but either way it doesn’t matter, we’re talking about this year. The defense is terrible and injured to shit and lameme has given up.
>>151090857>barely lostThey were getting gaped so hard their best player faked an injury so he wouldn't have to keep playing.
>>151089646>Ravens fan coming to terms with suckinglol it's funny because you can tell this is something they've never had to do in their life long existence
>>151090857>barely lost
>>151090707Nabers is on a rookie deal and has something to lose. Hill's currently on a 100 million dollar contract.
Eagles back to back to back Super Bowl champions. If you want to win you need a black qb and a tushy pushy.
>>151090692Yep, thats a career ender
>>151090692NOOOOOO MY FANTASY TEAM IS RUINED!
>>151090589Yeah fuck you he's my QB
>>151090836At this point the bengals are basically a preseason practise game for whoever faces them. The lions are going to eat them alive next week
>black qbs
>>151090889>>151090936yes, barely lost since they lost multiple starters and put in backups
>>151090704Would any teams even want him? His speed was the only asset he had before this, now he might not even be fast when he returns
>>151090979>he had a backup LT and da flu
>>151090979still got raped and gaped by the lions and bills
Hate to say it but I'm starting to think my Jetties might not have a great season after all
>i stole your job but you handled it well, bruhgod, i hate this insufferable douche
Go bills
>>151090995>losing by one (1) score>gapped:/
>>151091004Did he actually say that? Dude is coming off as a jackass.
>>151091010>garbage time TD at 30 seconds to make it within 1 scoreRaped
>>151091012Typical zoomer. I hope the arrogant piece of shit gets his fucking sissy ass kicked next week.
>>151091010the lions game was not within one score, fuck your garbage time cope.and yes, you left buffalo with a gaping bussy courtesy of Josh and co.
The Ravens are still winning 10-11 games and making the playoffs. All of their losses came against great teams. They'll still make the playoffs. Yeah, they'll hole once they get there but why are people acting like their season is over?
The Ravens are no longer a great team, one of the ones you assume can win any game. They're back to the upper middle of franchises. It's not shocking if they can put together 12 wins, but you're not expecting it
Well my team sucks and is already out of the playoffs. I'm going to go jerk off to Hitomi Tanaka now.
>>151091004>calls up eli manning to get himself a reservation a steakhouse
Well my team sucks and might barely make the playoffs. I'm going to go jerk off to Ella Hollywood now.
>>151091017>>151091029>garbage timegarbage time isn't real, non ball knowers
>>151091070
Well my team sucks and might barely make the playoffs. I'm going to go jerk off to Violet Dujoir lingerie try on hauls now.
>>151091066Cant wait for him to play just good enough to keep Daboll and make sure the franchise stays in purgatory for another 5 years
>>151091075Garbage time isn't real for teams with a dawg like Josh Allen at QB. For teams with a bum like Lamar? Garbage time is the whole second half
jet bros, we're going to be okay
https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/sauce-gardner-frustrated-with-officials-i-get-called-for-more-stuffgrok is this true?
>>151091102ET phone home looking ass
>>151091075the whole game is Garbage Time if the Jets are playing
>>151091110No.
if lamar plays the next game then he quit on his team vs chiefs
>>151091110this was flagged as OPI...
>when you immediately realize you dun goof'd
Imagine if an NFL Quarterback like this talked about the evils of circumsision and just spoke honestly. Aaron Rodgers likes to act like he's "non woke" yet never calls out those people KWAB
the league has a special teams problem
>>151091028wow imagine an egotistical self-aggrandizing player in the national football league that's INSANE
>>151091131What a shit call, reminds me of the disgusted commentators roasting the reffies last week during New England vs Carolina>no one comes to the games to watch you
I can't wait for Jon Moxley to smash the Lombardi trophy over Okada's head.
>>151091163>problemWrong. I love the changes to punting and kicking. It's so much better that an element of randomness has been returned to punting and kicking
>>151091139yucky
>>151088829ynr Max McGee
My Jagies are winning the Owl this year.
>>151091222>retarded cattle thinks he's anything but subhumanKeeeeek
>>151089026calm down bahama
Why is this sub so obsessed with gay sex and other men's penises? Half the posts here are homosexual themed
last night showed me joe burrow was the actual MVP last season. chase is complete ass without him. that team goes winless without him. zac taylor gets fired midseason in 2021 without him.
>>151091265American general ngl
>>151091265NFL is a gay league, chud.
>>151091281and that's a good thing
>>151091222>>151091278>cocks out of nowhere>2am in New ZealandNot taking that Ravens loss well, I see
>>151091265We watch a sport centered around buff men in spandex wrestling each other into the mud
no wonder burro got hurt with this offensive line
>>151090836And we all judge Joe Burrow based on this offense? He might be the best player in the history of the league based on how bad they are when he’s gone.
>>151090836>>151091299Jesus Christ. Burrow might actually be the greatest player of all time if THIS is how the Bengals look without them
Time for the KWABOTW vote. Nominate teams please.
>>151091299>>151091307we've been trying to tell you this. but nah he's a schemebaby, he's a chasebaby, the oline is actually good he just holds onto the ball too long, zac taylor is actually a great head coach. burrow has covered up countless deficiencies in this team for years.
>>151091314Ravens and PackersHonorable Mention: Raiders
>>151091314Tristan Nash.
>>151091299Joey Reddit's the retard that forced his team to pay 2 WRs a combined 70 million a year instead of insisting they get some linemen or defenders.You could get 3 quality defenders or a top end Tackle simply by not resigning Higgins but nooo Toe Burrow needs to statpad.
Why are people calling for zac taylor to be fired? They had their backup qb against an elite defense, what did people expect?
>>151091294Do they really need four guys to block one?
>>151091288So you admit Jewish people who mutilate children are subhuman filth right?I'll screenshot the reply if you agree
>>151091314Ravens, honorable mention is that Colts player who cost them the game
>>151091334Sure dude. Just promise me you'll talk to someone about this
>>151091318So far I've gotCardinalsBengalsPackersRavensBucs almost made the list but they were legit close to coming back
>>151091314Cowfags
Ravens KWABOTY if you have no foreskin and are essentially a tranny half man kek
>>151091314Justin herbert, by farLost the game, lost his girl.
>>151091358It's for teams not playersShould the chargers be on the list?
THIS is Lamar's year
>>151091345You didn't agree you just said "sure dude"Admit people who mutilate children for no reason other than "a book telling them to like Jewish mutants" are subhuman filth
>>151091354cope and dial 8>OFFICIAL LAUGH AT BUFFALO THREADit’s your fault.
>>151091070based chiefs fan
>>151091365he just needs a couple more all-pros i swear
>>151090392everything okay, big guy?
>>151091322>pay 2 WRs a combined 70 million a yearthe classic mistaking AAV for cap hit.>instead of insisting they get some linemen or defendersyou don't follow the bungles so I get why you hold this opinion but they've tried to fix the problem for years. they've signed big name free agents and they've spent high end draft capital on the OL and all over the defense. it's not burrow's fault they keep drafting busts and signing underperforming free agents. letting tee walk wouldn't have changed shit
KWAB - WEEK 4https://strawpoll.com/mpnb1V0LMy5https://strawpoll.com/mpnb1V0LMy5https://strawpoll.com/mpnb1V0LMy5https://strawpoll.com/mpnb1V0LMy5VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE Previous winners: Week 1 - RavensWeek 2 - ChiefsWeek 3 - Packers
>>151091374People who mutilate children for no reason other than "a book telling them to like Jewish mutants" are subhuman filthNow, do you promise to get help?
It's funny how you'll always see some mutt shitting on the Ravens but when asked about Judaism and if he's a tranny dicked cut fag he'll always deflect KEKJust admit you got raped as a baby and your dick sucked by a subhuman Jewish mohel
>>151091395>Just admit you got raped as a baby and your dick sucked by a subhuman Jewish mohelI did and I loved it.
>>151091388100% ravens please
>>151091383His LT was injured!!!
>>151091390Why would I need help? I'm happy and my dick isn't mutilated kek Jews get plonked playing my game I'll see you after the next ban evasion
>>151091388Alright well if it’s teams only it has to be ravens. They literally got buck broken
>team gets outed as frauds>spends all week seething about the JewsGods chosen got you seethin
>his team is in KWABOTY conversations by week 5could never be me
>offseason raped Jews get outted >Jews then focus on people insulting themI mean I rated Dak Prescott and could easily talk about how I ranked him top 10nin August. Do you wanna talk about that or how you're a mutilated half man?
>STOP talking about the Ravens!! Talk about cock!'vens missing the 'offs
It really do be like that
>>151091439incredible that you rated a top 10 quarterback as top 10. truly omniscient
Every time Lamar has the most bum-ass fumble I've ever seen, he manages to have anotherTruly the best QB in the League
>>151091439no one gives a shit about your preseason assessment of dook poopscoop you autist your team sucks and it’s funny seeing you flailing in agony because you have to watch a losing team for the first time in several years
and then there were 3. which of these shit teams has what it takes to make it to 0-17?
>>151091459aints
Lameme fails the eye test.Not sorry, it's something you can see in a player or you cannot. Allen is the closest borderline guy, but laMeme will always fumble or do something dumb regardless of the score>lose with score highits the bad defense!>lose close gameno help on offense!sad
A CIRCUMSIZED PENIS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
will Caleb beating the Ravens at home in week 8 finally push the kiwi to suicide?
>>151091459I really thought the Giants would win the 0-17 bowlBut, now I think the Titans. They're a really fucking bad team, and the worst in the league. The Saints and Jets aren't totally terrible, they could get a few wins. But the Titans have nothing
Yeah, I'd be mad too if my "best roster in the league" was 1-3
>>151091388>1 vote for the bengalskiwiKWAB
>and then lameme fumbled in the 4th quarter of a close ball game, down 2 at the 40 with 1:10 left and two timeouts
Congratulations to the Baltimore Ravens on being named week four KWABOTW This is their second win in this category. Do they have the stamina to win the highly coveted KWABOTY later this season?
>>151091485Is this Boyz in2 Men?
Lamar Jackson and the Baltimore Ravens suck, in addition to that, I denounce the Talmud.happy now sperg?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1khK6is-Bfs
I, being a fan of a team that isn't complete dogshit, am spending my Tuesday morning looking forward to the playoffs instead of thinking about little children's penises.
Baltipoor going 8-9
hey retard it’s entertaining to make fun of you take the hint
>>151091102Can't lose what you don't have
>>151091507Texans are ass and the patriots have upset potential
>>151091507As bad as baltipoor is I’d still count on them winning one if not both the Steelers games
Patti cuckatini fw someone says he's got a jew tranny cock and he can't say he doesn't KWAB
>>151091518>So you admit Jews are mutants who have tranny cocks right?YesRavens coming last in the AFCN btw
Hopefully teams learn to go all in on o-line this draft
>>151091518yesyou can go ahead and kill yourself at any point now
>>151091322>forcedhe's not the GM, buddy
>>151091516Texans defense is good enough to shut down Lameme, and that's all it takes>>151091519Ravens will be in freefall by December
chat what sport is circumcision
>>151091496worse, world champion boxers
>>151091537no quite sure, it seems pretty popular down in NZ tho with how this tranny won’t shut up about it
>>151091537Professional seething
I dunno Gayvens were pretty ass to start last year tooThey lost to the Raiders and BrownsThey can still turn it around enough to get Lameme another fraudulent MVP before choking in playoffs I think
>>151091527Don't care mutt kek you think anyone in the southern hemisphere takes your flag seriously keeeeek>gay faggot mutilated @s anyoneYou're subhuman and you know it kek
TURN ON THE NEWSLAMAR TURNED THE BALL OVER AGAIN
>>151091541Grim
>>151091553They can still miss the playoffs if Orr continues to make zero adjustments on defense
Greetings. I come from the futureYour division winners are: >NFC:EaglesSeahawksLionsBuccaneers>AFC: SteelersBillsColtsChiefsWith the Wildcards being Commanders, 49ers, Falcons, Jaguars, Chargers, PatriotsThe Eagles and Bills get the first round byes, but both go one and done with the Eagles dropping to the Bucs and the Bills losing to the Chiefs (Again)The conference games are Chiefs Chargers and Bucs LionsSuper bowl is Chiefs Bucs and the Bucs win. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
NOTHING WRONG WITH US
>>151091553>>151091581Don't they already have a ton of injured starters? Season's over
>>151091587Monday nights... what... loss?
Unbelievably based.Southern hemisphere live
Just want to say, im circumcised, but my cock is probably bigger than yours. No, i will not post proof. Seethe.
>>151091474>But the Titans have nothingi just realized that i can't name a single titans player. i can do it for a bunch of other teams i don't care about from hearing their name during some highlight or something. i genuinely have nothing for the titans
LET SHEDEUR COOK
>>151091605No, you will post proof.
>>151091609It's rough. The Titans are so bad that I have no idea how good Cam Ward is. The Titans have no o-line or receivers, and their defense got diced up by the TexansTitans might actually draft 1st overall again
>>151091507Ravens will win all of those except rams and maybe packers
>>151091609>cam ward>sneedcasual as fuck, m8
>>151091615How was Dillon Gabriel?
>>151091626better than flacco
>>151091581Eh the AFC's weak and the North is pretty free right now. The Bengals are already dead, the Browns are doing Browns shit and my Steelies have a black head coach.>>151091588They dead dead or just dinged up?
Do you recognize these milfs?
>>151091639>They dead dead or just dinged up?I dunno. But they've got like 10 people on IR
>>151091644Madubuike looks like the only important one out long termI don't even who tf Adisa Isaac, Dayton Wade, and Robert Longerbeam are
>>151091662Ravensfags have spent all day going on about how injured they were. I assumed they were important players
>>151091615>star rookieHe hasn’t played a single fucking snap
>>151091667Well they got some questionables and out for the game's too those are just some of the guys on IR
What is sex with black women like?
>>151091681We, the United mutilated mutts of America, cannot provide you with an adequate response. May we direct your attention to the kiwiCHAD and his unhampered virility, he may give you the answer you seek.
>>151091643Mahomes mom, Xavier Worthys mom, Travis Kelces mom
>>151091643>>151091699I would fuck Mahomes mom
>>151091528Im starting to believe there is no such thing as a good O lineman.
circumcision is based and hygienic. and the ratbirds are washed and their window is closed
>>151091621Packers suck actually.
>still talking about dicks and circumcisionstarting to think yall might unironically be gay frfr seek shock therapy
>>151091615Deserves better how? He didn’t beat Gabriel out in camp. Now that Flacco is closer to being taken out, he’ll also get a promotion of sorts. I expect Flacco will be listed as the backup to go in during injury, but really Shadeur will be next man up if Gabriel turns out to be ass.
>>151091728It's the Kiwi derailing the thread again because he's gotten to. He's pregnant with my child so those hormones are probably acting up.
>>151091723I don't like seeing people get hurt
Why are Robert and Jonathan Kraft taking so many shots at Bill Belichick?
>>151091722>their window is closedIt was never open, just like the Lions
>>151091723Holy SOULTake me back
le heckin soulerino xD
>>151091723this makes me sick. glad this brutality is no longer a part of the game
WHO WON KWAB OF THE WEEK
>TFW back on top of your DivvyEven a few weeks feels like too long.
>losing 42-6 against the PootriotsDamn, I guess it's really over for the Panturds
>>151091723DELET THIS
Black people have a ton of soul.
>>151091773THEBALTIMORERAVENS
For me to poop on
>>151091723@40 seconds is what Mahomes’s magic sideline runs would have looked like in past eras.
>>151091780i would refuse to apologize
>>151091662The injuries don’t matter because our DC wasn’t utilizing them anyway. Starters or practice squad members it doesn’t matter.
>>151091723Those dudes all walk with shaky hands and canes now and cant imagine why
In all seriousness, what does pussy taste like?
>>151091807HDMI cables
>>151091807Acidic
>>151091807When ppl say salty coins theyr not lying
>>151091790To be fair he bobbled it doesn’t of purposefully dropping it in front of the endzone
>>151090857You are what your record says you are.
>>151091807depends on the pussy
In all seriousness, what does bussy taste like?
>>151091163You should be punished for punting.t. Lionsfan
>>151091823you sure about that?
>>151091807There's no better feeling as a lover than making your woman orgasm with your mouth
>>151091841Yes.
>>151091843Its important to realize we are slaves to women
I fucking had Garrett Wilson for Over 5.5 receptions and he actually did it and I won the bet but my dumbass decided to go all in on the over for the CIN-DEN game and lost $17 :( Never gamba when you're taking a shit. Should've bet the over instead of the under.
>>151091855>taking the over in jake shitter vs blo dixretard
>>151091807Pussy tastes like skin that’s been sweating lightly, salty and tangy with a bit of musk. When she’s wet, it can get sharp, almost metallic, with a sour-sweet kick that hits the back of your tongue. If she’s fresh out the shower it’s cleaner, but still has that warm, animal flavor that tells you you’ve got your face in the right place.
>>151091855one of the hardest aspects of gambling is taming your greedthats a skillset that require many years betting sadly
>>151091861If I took the fucking over in the Denver game, since they scored over 30.5, I would've doubled my money, jackoff.>>151091867I'm a rookie at it and only would do it seldomly. Never for high amounts either.
>>151091863>>151091807>>151091827>>151091843Yeah, not for me. I may be American but I am full blown Italian when it comes to denying eating pussy. Sorry, not happening.
>>151091882don't care
I'd rather suck a dick than eat pussy
>>151091892Go Birds!
>>151091892
>>151091882I don't like eating it that much either.
>>151091902kek
Stop talking about having sex. I've never kissed a girl before and it makes me mad
>>151091723This is why you shouldn't take modern passer ratings seriously. Soft ass faggot league.
>>151091921you can kiss me
>>151091916>>151091892love womenlove the way they feel, look, smell, make me hornydont like eating pussyit is what it is, could not care less if she isn't getting off, buy a vib bitch
>>151091932>>151091932>>151091932
>>151091921Same. Now that I'm old and fat and have ED I don't really care anymore.
>>151091004What's with backup giants qbs winning a single game against shitters and acting like they're great?
>>151091681The one encounter i had, she hadn't wiped her ass and there was literal dried yellow shit in between her cheeks. I just left after seeing that without talking
>>151091892The most rational Choofs fan
>>151091744Because he has a losing record without Brady, a ugly 25 year old clipped his balls off, and he sucks at college
>>151090051No he's just not the player he used to be
>>151091984Matt Cassel
>>151090751He might still be able to play next year but he'll never be what he was
>>151091999one season where they missed the playoffs doesn't change the fact that bellishart has a losing record without brady
>>151092041It does actually. Cope.
>>151089838Zealand is in Denmark but New Zealand is named after Zeeland.
