In the news:The Man, the Myth, the absolute Legend (bottle of Ricky's hot sauce purchased) Bobby Petrino rides again, vows to eradicate all faux tigers and aggiesAP rankings still a mess, journalists quoted saying "it's all coming together."Paul Finebaum considering running for senate after influx of Israeli slush money and "persuasive" text messages via WhatsAppAnother huge day for college football.Previous:>>151065633>>151065633>>151065633>>151065633
>>151092864Arkansas should give Petrino the job full time
Goldy
>>151092932oldy goldy
>>151092864This is were Manti Te'o's gf actually died
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMQqIBEpG80
>>151092535>Do you think the Gus Bus could go back to Fayetteville, this time as a HC?Possibly, although it looks like Petrino is auditioning for it at this point. It would be cool for Gus to be their HC though since I think he is from Arkansas. >Nebraska joining the Big Ten was a colossal mistake. Sure, they get paid more, but the soul of their program is all but gone. Nebraska isn't what it once was, and Oklahoma could become the SEC's Nebraska as well (if it hasn't already).So far, Oklahoma seems to be doing okay. I think it helps that Texas, A&M, Arkansas, and Missouri are all also in the SEC. This may also be of benefit to Arkansas in the long run, too. >>151092536True, but still, no one thought of him as some great NFL prospect going into his draft. >>151092544>Irrelevant and has been irrelevant for ages. It's definitely not irrelevant, especially for a school like Arkansas.>What’s important now is private companies supporting the program via NIL.NIL and geography are both important but you are overstating the former.https://247sports.com/longformarticle/college-footballs-top-50-programs-ranked-by-nil-efforts-235181311/#2472523Tl;dr some of the schools with the most NIL are still ass. Meanwhile, the last 5 or so natty winners all had rosters mostly composed of in-state/geographically nearby players.
>>151093256>we still live in a world where it's important to play in front of mama and grandpaSchools give out lodging and plane tickets to families these days, join the fucking 21st century retard. Everyone poaches Texas talent, I guess geography doesn't matter in their case?
>>151093256>>151093439>we still live in a world where it's important to play in front of mama and grandpa>Schools give out lodging and plane tickets to families these daysIt's less these, and more of the fact that a lot of these players grew up fans of the teams they're playing for. Texas kids dream of playing at Texas, Georgia kids dream of playing at Georgia. They're more than willing to take less in NIL if it meant playing for that program. Especially for schools like LSU or Ohio State, where they're by far the biggest program in a talent rich state.
These are some reddit-tier takes.
>>151093593why don't you "take" your dick out?
Coach Primate
>>151093256>Meanwhile, the last 5 or so natty winners all had rosters mostly composed of in-state/geographically nearby players.Ohio State has more players from the south than from Ohio lol they only had 4 starters from Ohio on the team. Furthermore Ohio and Michigan are two of the most dogshit states in terms of people wanting to live there. Yet both teams are able to win natties immediately after NIL era starts. I cannot stress enough just how shitty the Midwest is. If people cared so much about geography those teams would be terrible. And Florida/Texas/California would eternally dominate talent acquisition.
For me, it's the Minutemen of UMass
>>151092688>some level of nightlife/diningKind of proving the point here anon. Every city over 100,000 people has “some level” of nightlife/dining. It doesn’t mean Phoenix has any business in a group with LA, New Orleans and Miami. I’m assuming you work for their chamber of commerce or at least live there because otherwise shilling for the value of possibly America’s most soulless large city make any sense.
>>151093645Why don't you "take" fewer dicks?
>>151093439>Schools give out lodging and plane tickets to families these days, join the fucking 21st century retard. Doesn't change the fact that a lot of kids will naturally want to play for the most popular school in their state/region. >Everyone poaches Texas talent, I guess geography doesn't matter in their case?Texas, Florida and California put out so many D1 football players there's naturally going to be a surplus, doesn't mean geography isn't important. >>151093538THIS. >>151093771>Ohio State has more players from the south than from OhioYou're definitely wrong. Both last years team and this years team are mostly from Ohio. >lol they only had 4 starters from Ohio on the team. And a shit ton of depth players from Ohio, and you're ignoring the players from nearby states like Illinois, Wisconsin, etc.4/5 of their current OL starters are from Ohio btw. >Furthermore Ohio and Michigan are two of the most dogshit states in terms of people wanting to live there. Ohio has Cleveland and Cincinnati, two large metro areas. >Yet both teams are able to win natties immediately after NIL era starts. Michigan had made the playoff 2 years in a row prior to finally getting over the hump and had a HC + DC combo that instantly made one of the worst NFL teams a playoff contender (not even mentioning the Stallions shit). OSU had been a regular in the playoff going back to 2019. It's not as if they were struggling before NIL Wild West showed up. >I cannot stress enough just how shitty the Midwest is. If people cared so much about geography those teams would be terrible. The Midwest also regularly produces a lot of linemen, tight ends and LBs with NFL bodies. The historic trend is that southern teams can easily source the skill talent but have to look elsewhere for big men, it's the opposite for northern teams. >And Florida/Texas/California would eternally dominate talent acquisition.Georgia and Alabama have benefited heavily from proximity to Florida.
>>151092864It’s over for my Pitt ):
>>151094341>And a shit ton of depth players from Ohio, and you're ignoring the players from nearby states like Illinois, Wisconsin, etc.But Carson Hinzman is the only player on Ohio State's roster that is from Wisconsin. Wisconsin is Notre Dame/Penn State territory when it comes to blue bloods.
>>151094771I meant nearby states in general. They've got players from New Jersey, Indiana, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Virginia, etc.
>>151092932Goldyberg on the left
The SEC appears to be suffering a problem of “A lot of good teams, no great teams”. SP+ loves the SEC as a whole, but simultaneously thinks that any single team in the SEC gets outclassed by 4 B1G teams and Texas Tech.
>>151095569Show the formula.
Call Senator Paul
>>151093771>Yet both teams are able to win natties immediately after NIL era starts.anon i hate to break it to you but OSU won the first playoff
>>151094707
>>151095589The formula is “a statistician that famously invented a metric that performs favorably against Vegas odds and is employed by ESPN, thus has absolutely no incentive to hype up the B1G, but his numbers say it’s elite teams are better than the SEC’s”
>>151095569no one understands just how tough the SEC is. none of those B1G teams hang in the conference. going 6-6 in the SEC is like 30-0 in any other conference
>>151095768That's not a formula. I don't care about some bullshit that doesn't let me check the math.
>>151095687Did his statement about the senator thing imply that he doesn’t give a fuck about college football?
jawja needs to fire Kirby and get prime in there, he would have managed that 4th quarter to a decisive win
>>151095915just hire Michael Vick for the maximum kek
>>151092932>zendaya
>>151095807
>FHP trooper dies from complications of broken leg after sidelines hit during FAU game>FHP Trooper Craig Gaines was on the sidelines during the Sept. 6 FAMU-FAU football game in Boca Raton when he was unintentionally run into by players at the end of a play.
If you don't want to be judged for your weak scheduling, then schedule a tougher one.
>>151096595I dunno man. I mean you'd have to look for me but I think only a few schools had faced the 2023 National Champions and Runner Up last year.
>>151096595Look at the Cincy team that made the playoff. All they had to do was beat a good team and they were in.>inb4 bootyblasters ain't good pawwwwwwwland they STILL made it inmoral of the story: schedule good teams, beat good teams, and make your kicks
>>151093997*less dicks
>>151095837nobody cares about you "Checking" it lol
>>151096484>We'll never get a Family Matters reboot now
>>151096854No its: Start with high rank for no reason. Schedule 1 or 2 good teams.Lose to them both and still go the playoffs.
>>151096595*doesn't apply to Notre Dame
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
I find this pic so fascinatingI get most in state rivalries, but why are clempus the rednecks and usc the good ones?Also why are vandy hated when they should be like the academic pride of the south
>>151097833That’s my OC. I will explain nothing.Although I will apologize to the WVUfag because putting his edit in this has been on my to do list since like 2019.
>>151097833Someone edited it in a hurry without much regard for anything and put teams they liked or were sympathetic to in the upper echelon and teams they didn't like in the lower castes. >why castesProbably was a keksas pajeet that did it. Newfags just spam it because reasons, sometimes slight edits get made and are forgotten unless they get spammed enough.
>>151097925put va tech in the upper tier while you're at it
>>151097925Which WVUfag, there are several. I think I did mention it at one point but probably so have otherst. linguistfag
>>151097491>complain about NIL>memory hole cam newton being there
>>151092864
>>151097833>that Baylor edithowling
>>151098701It’s a ongoing investigation.
>>151095807Which is why they win all their bowl games every year, lol.
>>151099261Dey players sit tho
who has a worse weekend than WR Jalen Brown?>Get blown out at home>Suffer season-ending injury trying to catch a TD>Coach gets fired
>>151099354The acc commish after fsu losing and then watching nd pump n dump its conference
>>151097833>ASU white>Arizona bean
>>151096484Jesus. People get ran into all the time, this faggot dies like a bitch. Not even Paterno died from that.
>>151099619Das rite.
Clempus is so irrelevant now that even /cfb/ doesn’t bother to ridicule them despite inventing the meme of dunking on Clempus
>>151099933>he doesn’t check /cfb/ every day>he doesn’t spend most of his 4chan time actively in /cfb/I would tell you to post transcript, but I know you don’t have one. You missed those threads.
>>151099261bowls outside of playoffs are mret worthless than evereven if you arent going to the nfl you can sit out and just go somewhere else and get NIL
>>151099933i betted clempus -13.5 versus the unc
>>151100302UNC is genuinely the worst team in P4. Even Clempus should throttle them.
>>151100302My trust in clempsus is broken
how many more years of Penn State beating nobodies and losing to every team with a pulse while being in the top 5 do I have to suffer?
>>151097925You have to update it; you're missing some P4 like Houston, SMU and Iowa state
>>151101178forever since they have money
Coach primate
>>151101643post transcript
>>151097925>couldn't even be bothered to recolor the Packers jerseyYour "OC" is a garbage compilation of other people's art, faggot
>>151100366Yes, UNC is dog shit, but Clem didn't even beat Troy by 13 points.
>>151093708and there it is
>Thursday Night Game This WeekSam Houston vs. New Mexico State on CBS Sports Network at 9pm ET
>>151103379bet $5 on NMSUfriday has 5 games
>>151103203With that being said, Dabo knows he can get the media and fans off his jock for at least a week if he can absolutely drill Bellicheck. And if he does drill Bill, the pressure is going to be MAX in Chapel Hill because those goons expected to win immediately and the media will love picking on his carcass.I could see the game going so many ways, but I'm leaning Clemson winning, but not covering.
>>151103446>get the media ... off his jockno worries, clemson is irrelevant
>>151097207>>151097241>seethes every thread every season>repeat stupid shit over and over
>>151100366UCLA still exists. So does Stanford.
>>151103446>>151103497>if Clemson wants me gone they can pay me my $60 million buyout and send me up the roadWhat a fucking clown
>>151103379Wake me when it's mid-week MACtion, but 8pm CST ain't too bad for a Thursday game. I prefer 11pm CST but the MWC had to be dicks.
>>151103974Firing dabo would be a mistake, and shit all over their own legacy.Just hire a dedicated portal recruiting team/coach separate from Dabo.
Roll Tide
>>151102565Can confirm.>t. am wisconsin fan and hate the packers
https://www.sportico.com/leagues/college-sports/2025/blueprint-sports-consulting-rev-share-oregon-state-1234872423/Just...how? Why? We're fucking poor and in poverty. And we agreed to this?
The absolute state of college football lol Defenses DOMINATE offenses all over the place. Offensive lines cannot get a push for 1 yard ever. We have created the most retarded and worthless offensive linemen ever. They just get the biggest butterball they can find. Teach him to stand there in a 2 point stance and get in the way of a pass rusher and call that a good offensive lineman. It’s such a fucking joke. Defenses have your spread shit and RPO shut the fuck down and you can’t do anything because your linemen are just giant fat retards who get buck broken by superior d linemen every play
>>151105349>Offensive lines cannot get a push for 1 yard everWatch my man Rocco Becht's highlights fro this weekend to take the edge off.>9 rushes>-10 yards>3td
>>151105349I played D line in high school and I can tell you that there was only very small correlation in terms of the size of a guy meaning he was good. I remember making some guy around 6’6 my bitch (I’m 6’1). All that matters is explosiveness and strength. Being shorter actually helps with leverage. There is a reason why Aaron Donald was able to terrorize the league only weighing like 280. He was explosive and strong. It’s that simple. So yes I think college coaches don’t know how to identify strength and explosiveness well and tend to just croot the biggest guy possible in hopes that he will also be the strongest. It’s hard to know which high schooler will be able to grow the most it’s easy to just pick the biggest frame for your scholarship
>>151095909It means he's an attention whore than knows a good attention whoring opportunity when he sees it.
>>151105349It's because constant roster churn caused by the portal inherently favors defenses. Offenses, especially OL, need continuity and chemistry together to really be effective. That can still help defenses but it's not as essential so they aren't hurt as much when replacing starters. It's compounded by the fact that DL is the position least affected by turnover so they don't have nearly as much dropoff from all the transferring as the OL they are going up against. You don't really need chemistry when telling a DL to get after the QB or plug the B gap or contain the outside of the pocket so the QB can't scramble.
>weather is changingCatfish/tilapia couvillion tomorrow.
>>151105247>??????????????????bro you guys practically run the pac12 now, i dont foresee a future where you don't finish below the top 2 in conference
>>151105349>>151105788The biggest victim of the portal and NIL era is quality line play. There's no such thing as program guys any more.
Schools acquiring the player in the Transfer portal should have to pay the school there poaching.
>>151105476And there it is
>>151106724Why?
>>151106724>thereDid you even go to college let alone high school?
If given 72 hours, could you walk onto a college campus and get laid? Has to be a college girl. The rule is you can’t use any existing relationships or acquaintances.
>>151107350You'd have to be pretty ugly not to.
>>151107265Proud gratitude of you're favorite school
Todd Grantham got fired AGAIN. How does he keep getting work?
>>151107202Because fuck Texas that's why
>>151105788For the past couple of decades, most rule changes were in favor of the offense because casuals like seeing lots of scoring. The only significant rule I can think of that helped the defense was the substitution rule Saban got added after Malzahn kept taking him behind the woodshed. Other than that, it's been almost all offense friendly so it's good to give something back to the defense.
>>151107552I think defenses dominate simply because o line recruiting and developement is retarded. They just are blindly taking the biggest framed guys they can and teaching them to “get in the way” with their big bodies and the shit that worked for spread offenses just doesn’t work anymore because secondaries are more sophisticated and run 2 high safeties. The other factor someone has mentioned is that as players get bigger/faster the field does not correspondingly get any bigger. So increased athleticism as a whole just benefits the defense more. And this is compounded by the portal making it possible to load up more and more size and speed.
Florida A&M's pa announcer called Alabama State's plus size sheboon dance team "the new face of Ozempic" and now everyone is mad.
>>151103379Disappointing
>>151103379Very sad that they surrendered Thursday to the World Wrestling Football League. The promise of a robust Thursday night slate used to be a bright spot in my week.
>>151107901The former Florida A& pa announcer. And that's one of those things where he needs to know better. Even if he thinks he's funny he has to know that that kind of thing is going to get him in trouble.
>>151108025nobody caresstop being fat
>>151108074Me when talking to offensive lineman
>>151108025Shut your bitch ass up faggot
>>151108085nobody caresstop being fat
>>151108099meant to quote>>151108088
>>151107901Bantz is a time honored part of HBCU football halftime shows. A few years ago everyone would have laughed, especially since those girls are well aware that they're a bit of a freak show and wouldn't be out there on the field if judged on their dancing ability alone. Think this goes deeper as the fatties who have been saying forever that being fat is great are now being exposed as liars with how many of them have eagerly started on Ozempic. For those who can't afford it, those who are getting thin are seen as traitors against the cause of fat acceptance.
>>151107901Everyone says a&m is cringe but they keep being based
>>151108377The better question is why don't they have their own announcer that travels with them. Every halftime show I've seen the visiting team has their own PA guy. The band's PA guy is just as important as the band itself.
>>151103379Excuse me but Arch had a quality win against one of those proud programs
BYU/murmuns confirmed can't handle the bantz
>>151108952On that topic, never befriend a friendly (or large-breasted) mormon when you've just moved somewhere new. They will do everything in their power to ensure all of your irl friends are mormons and all of your events are mormon until you eventually start to feel like it would really save you some hassle to become a mormon yourself. Well-documented and massive part of their proselytizing. MIDF will denounce this post.
>>151109233U a dummy if you think I wouldn't let any large breasted woman talk me into joining ANY organization
>>151109233Really? I've always heard that if they find out you're not Mormon, they give you an ice cold shoulder beyond the most superficial greetings. >>151109265A friend was trying to get into the panties of a Scientologist so he went to one of their meetings. A quarter of a century later, they still send him mail trying to get him to join.
>>151107477why didn’t they fire him on the same day they fired Gundy?
>>151107350Of course. I'd just stand silently in the bookstore and wait for a female to offer herself to me.
>>151110050idk. He should've been but no... it took another terrible defensive performance for them to realize he's an awful coach.
>>151109233How do i get a large breasted mormommy qt to talk to me?
