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darwin 2.0
keine Garantie :)keine Gewährleistung :)keine Rückgabe :)
>scheise...this used to work against german farmers...
https://www.bayer.com/returns
made in germany is back to being a sign of low quality
>>151097257How long before we can start calling him fraud?
>>151097603hes been on fraudwatch for weeks now
>>151097257He looks Slavic and sub 95 iq
>>151097257He's too good for the English farmers league, Liverpoo will sell him next year and Bayern wins the CL with him
>>151097257Xabi baby
>>151097487das richtigKeine refundsAll we can do is a voucher for another bundes player, ja ja.
>>151097257>ah yes lets bought acl torn player for 100millions+where this fenway group money when liverpool got amazing coach klop
Normal potatoes at the one
>>151097451That's actually an insult to Darwin
What's the Bundesliga refund policy?
Boss, bring me Burnleyspor and I'll show you my worth.
>>151098310>Burnleysporjej
>>151098276>What's the Bundesliga refund policy?Pay up, EPaypigL
>>1510983101. FC Burnleishen 07
>>151097954they won't buy someone who snubbed them and failed in the prem
i wasnt watching the liverpool match was it that bad?
>>151098409repulsive performance from just about anyone. its not like wirtz lost them the match or anything but liverpools team is worth like 8 times the turkish so yeah its bad
>>151098409killed every movementdespite being in shooting position, had a brainfart and backheeled the ball to a gala player in the oppo box, setting them up for the counter that led to the goal
>150m for the german morten gamst pedersen
>>151098471kek will find this later and make a nice webm for my friends in epl :)
>>151097533>The document you requested could not be found on this server
>>151097257Hans-Joachim Wirtz has 9 kids, one of them is Florian. Hans-Joachim likes to fuck a lot.
Every time he takes to the pitch, you can see how Wirtz interprets his No 10 role. He solves difficult situations, sets up new ones and, as an individualist who puts himself at the service of everyone else, is the ideal team player. His actions and performances are reliable for coaches and teammates.He chose his new club for sporting reasons. Liverpool, the English champions, have specifically strengthened their stable formation with him.It takes time to fit into a team. This is especially true for a player who makes a difference. So far, he is getting into his groove and adapting to the pace and intensity of the Premier League. He passes the ball early, which gives him increasing confidence and allows him to gradually take more risks.In the first half against Arsenal, what caught the eye was Wirtz as a team player, and in the second half, his brilliance. He played razor‑sharp passes, took the ball superbly with his right foot in the penalty area and shot with his left. With him, his team became stronger and won. Wirtz’s qualities are becoming increasingly apparent at Liverpool.Liverpool want to develop a successful team through the principle of selection. At Anfield people don’t mind that Wirtz costs €125m because they know that this is sports business at the highest level, whose market value can be compared only to art, film or pop music. This has nothing to do with club life and voluntary work any more. When investments are made according to a strategy, paying customers accept it.Under the caring guidance of Arne Slot, something interesting seems to be emerging in Liverpool. Something you want to be a part of. I can well understand why Wirtz was convinced. I experienced it myself at Bayern from 2010 to 2017 and with Germany from 2004 to 2014. Both teams went through a long process, becoming stronger through transfers or new players coming through. In the end, the sum was greater than the individual parts.
>>151099951devout Catholic or deadbeat degenerate?
>>151100017yes
>>151098409The worst performance from an elite team I have ever seen in recent times, and against a team from a suppossed subpar league (no offense intended, turks)
>>151097257Knew their obnoxious spending on few players would be their downfall compared to arsenal's smart signings spread out
>>151097257I didn't watch the game, but you can't tell me it's his fault that Liverpool lost against GalatasarayI have no doubt that he's been shit for Liverpool so far, but tbqh, I am not surprised since this is a completely new situation for him. Le epic 007 jokes aside, I still think he should eventually come through and perform well enough to at least somewhat warrant that crazy sum
>>151100042explain how they are first in the premier league then
>>151098409>Florian Wurstel
>>151099994>Under the caring guidance of Arne Slot
Ach, meinen shotz ist failing, dis is NICHT sehr gut jaICH BIN EINEN BLUNDERSHITGA FRAUD
if you play poopensharten too much the poopensharten stares back
>>151100315Premier league is an overglorified farmer league. There, I said it
>>151097859Turn your monitor on
krauts are so fucking mad about the EPL cucking all their good players from them
>>151097257just saw that backheel that led to the turkish goal lmao, what the fuck was that. poor lad is absolutely rattled
>>151100153He's the German Sancho, just let it go and give up on him. Muttsiala is the only decent German talent in this moment and he's realistically not on the level of a Pedri or Bellingham
>>151106357>BellinghamHoly shit that mutt is overrated kek. He is not even Pablo Barrios tier
>>151106317ok i also just saw he had a pretty nice shot that looked on target to me. i like players who take a shot with the first touch so i think he's not all bad
>>151097487who is better at fleecing bongs with insanely expensive frauds? germans or the dutch?
>>151106363I'm inclined to agree, I'm just trying to show how dire even Germany's top talents are right now.
>>151106377The Portuguese
>>151106379Musiala is a bigger talent than Bellingham, at least if he goes back to his pre-injury level.Germany is going through a shitty generation but Wirtz is going to improve (he is just going through a rough patch) and players like Woltememe unironically look very promising
>>151106377>>151106380Germany is unrivalled, Portuguese league is a bit weaker so flops are to be expected and most players don't transfer for as much money. The Bundesliga pretends to be a serious league but they've clearly been conspiring for years to inflate the G/A numbers of attacking players so they can be sold to stupid English teams
what if the fraud was Slot all along? he makes the good footballers play like shit and accidentally makes the shit players play well.
>>151097451Darwin scored goals (mostly he had a lot of chances)
>>151106721Slot is Poundland Ten Hag, if such a thing is conceivable. Everyone saw it but the dippers. By the way, they wanted Amorim over him at first.
>>151106731mabe amorim at liverpool would have worked, united players are all on depression and got used to being losers.
>>151103400Still leaps and bounds better then your league pal, facts.
>>151106740Liverpool rejected Amorim because he would require too many squad changes to play his system. And West Ham rejected him because he only did it in the Portuguese league and they wanted someone with PL experience. Man Utd seemed to ignore both these iossues and still went for Amorim, then they sacked Dan Ashworth (who they had spent a lot of time and money getting from Newcastle) because he dared to voice his concerns that Amorim might not be a good fit.
>>151107052I both hope united will get better but I'm also enjoying their pain. name for this feel?
>>151107082schadenfreund
>this used to work against heidenheim...
>>151107097No because I want them to do well too. I guess I'm just a schizo.
>>151097257What a fucking punchable face typical german
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>>151107416He pays for your cousins' welfare too.
>>151107416>Turk calling anyones face punchableTopkek
>>151107443>>151107449
>>151107459>Italian defending T*rksKek what?
>>151107464Who doesnt love shitting on germs? Plus i need to back up my nigga Osimhen
>>151107459Exporting actual talent? We dont do that in Germany
>>151107449He's not wrong tho.I mean look at him for more than 30 seconds
>>151107449Wirtz could pass as a Turk.
>0 Irish flags in this threadlmao KWAB
Is Isak playing well? Or why is Wirtz getting all the hate? I don’t really get it. As underwhelming as Wirtz may have been so far, I also don’t see a plan for him. How do they intend to use him? At Leverkusen, he had physical defensive midfielders keeping his back free. At Liverpool, he hasn’t, and they haven’t had a real 10 in years and mostly spam balls across the middle to the wings. It’s also a system issue, Wirtz didn‘t suddenly forget how to play footballInterestingly enough, he said he chose Liverpool over Bayern (apparently despite his father’s efforts) because of the plan they had with him. Kompany apparently didn’t manage to sell his idea to Wirtz
>>151107750Both are playing like shut but wirtz gets more hate because he was hailed as midfield jesus for a year whereas isak broke out rather recently
>>151103873xDDDDDD
>>151107750Isak joined late in the transfer window, plus people have seen him perform in the PL for Newcastle so there are less doubts about his abiliity. Wirtz has had a full preseason and has played every game for Liverpool so far, plus it's easier to call someone a fraud when they've arrived from another league.
>>151107607He looks like he visits that famous gay orgy Berlin techno club quite often.
>>151108463>Wirtz>BerlinNigga has never been more than 10km away from Cologne when he wasn't on a match trip
>>151103873Holy kekBodied that russoid freak
>>151107103this used to work thanks to Xabi tactics and Xhaka.He had to go else he would've been exposed at Lelverkusen and his value crashed to the 15mil he's worth
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>>151108477You don't know that. Are you his male partner during the orgies?
uhhh why do we have hats?
>>151109155It's 4chan's birthday. The site went online on October 1, 2003
>>151109246oh shit, didn't know that, cool i guess.
>>151109430So does that mean you've been here for less than a year? Also, in my personal headcanon, the hats also celebrate our Summer Cup victory since mods didn't grant us anything else
>>151109458nah been here for a long time but i dont think i ever paid attention to this+ usually got exams buttfucking me in october every year.
>>151106363actually true. barrios is good. De la Fuente should call that nigga up
krauts should be glad that foreign leagues are cucking their players from them instead of buyernbut they're so used to being cucks who support them in the CL they actually WANT them to take all their players from them
>>151097859>>151103873rip bozo
heh my boy wirtzling needs more time
>>151109430You'll be gutted soon mate
The German's are in good hands with Woltemade. Forget Wirtz, Woltemade is the future
You're genuinely low IQ if you can't see what a quality player he is.
>>151117948I have watched a few Liverpool games, and I can't say he played well. I don't think anyone can. But it's still easy to see his potential, and having seen him at Leverkusen would obviously make that easier for anybodyThe entire Liverpool system seems to be unfinished. They haven't played well as a whole so far. And the system they've played these last few years wasn't made for a real 10 in general. I've read some stats that Wirtz apparently has created more chances than any other player in the PL so far, and that his xG and xA values are good. Many stats are bullshit one way or the other, but it's definitely to early to write him off. I'm not surprised he struggles in a new league and country after having spent all his life in a single urban areaHe still has to work on himself, but I think he does. The problem isn't only him, I think criticizing him and not the entire Liverpool structure is either dishonest or dumb. But it isn't wrong to be upset so far, he cost too much to warrant a long start phase. But that's not only up to him
>>151118135Me as an unbiased EPL watcher I must accept that in every liverpool game I've watched Wlingz, he looks like a very good player in the wrong set upTHEN I remember enzo fernandez and mcallister are used to play in mixed positions and deliver.. so wirtz may be a little too lazy or receive very bad guidance
>>151118568I kind of consider him a retard. He just doesn't come off as very smart, but I think he's dedicated to his craft and not lazy or anything as a player. But him being arguably a bit dumb on top of living in a different country for the first time, playing for a team that evidently is in turmoil ... maybe that explains itI also have yet to be convinced that he's up to the task psychologically. Leverkusen is a comparatively small club (in terms of media presence and pressure) in the region he grew up in, he had it easy there. Now he's the 125 million signing of a club in the global spotlight. And it's not working perfectly well immediately. That probably gets the noggin' joggin'. Maybe he's just a Rhineland boy and can't perform elsewhere. I would hope not, he's too talented for that to be acceptableAt Leverkusen, he had dominant and physical midfielders protecting him a bit. Xhaka and Andrich tidied up everything and Wirtz could freely dictate the midfield. At Liverpool, he has none of that, and their philosophy seems to be more about avoiding the midfield in favor of countering quick on the wingsIronically enough, Wirtz apparently said no to Bayern because Bayern couldn't show him a real plan on how to use him. Liverpool and Slot apparently could. No idea who was in the wrong here
>>151118696but I've watched him pinpoint crossing good chances to his teammates and those retards missing themIt's more like he should become a ball HUB as a 10 but the team is not playing exactly that wayYes, he's used to lose physical duels
Frankly all German "talents" have always been spastic blockheads who feel uncomfortable with the ball.
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>>151097257 In 12 months wirtz will be looked at as one of the best players in the league. I’ve never been more confident that a player is going to absolutely bang.Just needs time and the fans supportYou also have to factor in Edward’s here. He’s not dropping record breaking money on a player who’s not worth it or won’t adapt to the league. He’s earned our trust
>>151122920>In 12 months wirtz will be looked at as one of the best players in the league.In the Turkish league maybe
>>151122920Did you say the same about Darwin?
>>151100315Same reason why MIDdlesbrough are 1st in the Championship.
>>151106380not anymore. Blundersshitga took that crown from them ~5 years ago
Guardian doing incredibly gentle hit-pieces on our boy flowirtzHopefully those hillsborough laws will prevent this kind of dangeous slander in the future
