First pitch at 6:08ET on ESPN
sup?
shit teams
How sweep it is. Start spreading the news
>hot dogs are on the grill>bull is prepped>ice cold beer on tapI'm ready for Yankees baseball
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE
Mariners are in here pulling for the boston trolly dodgers!
>HIV commercial>E!SPN
YANKEES SUCKYANKEES SUCK
>>151098851>marinerds
Gonna do this even without the Roman
>>151098829FUCK YOU, CANADA.
what’s up?
red sox-dodgers 2018 rematch imminent
>hot dogs are on the grill >bull is prepped >ice cold beer on tap I'm ready for Yankees baseball
>>151098880Your season ended when that cuck got injured
max fried is starting on the eve on yom kippur kino
>>151098880without the Roman, without the Mayer, without the Giolito, without the Kutter, without the Casas, without the Dobbins
>>151098878You can't handle our jazz swag and mystique. One homer by us crushes your soul. Fried and Rodon perfect game
>>151098910>“big market” team’s entire success is determined by the health of a 21 year old rookieHOLY kek
My cusb bootyblasted both of these shit teams
Let’s fucking go Yankees.
>>151098945Right? Bawstun is such a beta city.
>>151098870basedwonder if any of the sox oldfriends are still around
>>151098964
>another HIV commercial
>>151098888c-checked
>mauls weak and smelly jeets is this the most based animal in the world?
>>151098812>wild card shittersyeah, nah.
>>151098974Thanks.
>>151098973you know even cable TV chooses ads based on your personal activity!
27 rings. Red Cux will never know this feel
Do the Yankees have a chance?
>>151098983a Cubs vs. Blue Jays World Series would hurt my soul, but you’re right
This better not last 4 and a half hours like every other Yanks/Red Sox game
>>151099020slim to none
>>15109900918 NBA championships+ 6 super bowls+ 6 stanley cupsoh look, we’re already above 27. Don’t even need to add the 9 World Series + the one that the Boston Braves won
I can't wait to see my favorite team play baseball.
My Sacramento Athletics will buckbreak these teams in 2030
spike lee is a fucking FAGGOT
>>151099058In 2030 Connelly Early and Roman Anthony will be crushing everyone.Save this post for years
>>151098812>No Jazz in lineup Huh what the fuck did I miss, what happened and when?
>>151099020God I hope not.
>>151099091Hit by a semi-truck
>>151098971
>>151099091ICE got him
I can't believe I get to watch yankees/red sox before the jays even play. This is awesome.
I haven't heard of a single player on the Yankees. Who are these bums?
>>151098812Shit teams
>>151099091He's trying to make a play
Judge will prove the doubters wrong.
Oh Smiling Friends is back that is nice.
>>151099091I believe the logic is that Rosario has hit Crochet, Jazz will probably come in to the game.
>>151099138correct
>>151099113Savor this moment lad, doesn't happen often
Can't wait for Judge hit a walkoff grand slam against Chapmam
play ball!
here we go red soxs here we go
VolGOD already going to work
Don't really see a way for the Yankees to win this. Red Sox match up too well
I thought the Red Sox trading Devers was supposed to ruin their season? Now they're playing the Yankees in the playoffs? What happened guys?
>>151099185They got rid of the locker room cancer
>>151099129>last year hit .184 in 14 games>year before that hit .139 in 9 games>only got a single hit in 4 games the year before that>year before that hit .133 in 7 gamesBuddy its not doubt anymore. You are praying that your pattern-recognizing brain might be wrong for once.
If the Knicks were able to beat the Celtics in the NBA playoffs, then why can't the Yankees beat the Red Sox?
>>151099208>nba faggot
breggy still owns the janquis
dreadful start for friedsad
>>151099201Arod was like that until he wasn't
Fried already collapsing
couldn't get tickets kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zON9imyqiVE
Tommy like Breggy
>>151098833This
>>151099226>not believing his eyes.Be honest with me anon: Have you already forgiven him preemptively for this series collapse?
cubbies sending the red sox our support
karen fudge kekmao
What are the working streams these days
:)
>croshit
Yankees win fyi the whole damn thing. Why even watch baseball if you’re not a Yankee fan
Judge is going to homer.
>>151099262strikeout is working nicely at the moment
Goldy slap!
a JUDGIAN single
Croshit
Crochet is washed.
soxidoos kek
>>151099262mlbwebcastcom
>all those empty seats at Yankee stadium for a Yankees - Red Sox playoffs gameHoly shit, baseball is a dead sport
it's over
>croshit Lol
Spike Lee spotted
>it was 6-0 with Croshit on the mound
>he thinks the yankees won't RISP here
a bellingerian strikeout
>smelly
>>151099292meanwhile the cubs game was sold out
Damn Stanton has a nice ass.
Oh shit Stanton, he is very dangerous.
>>151099292Fans only turn out for MVPs
a stantonian double play
why is the audio so fucking bad. shit is clipping.
IT'S NOT HIS FAULT
Beli loves chasing out of zone pitches
>faggot mikekwab
>>151099292What empty seats. All the other seats are filled besides for a little bit of richfag seats.
faggot mike
>RISPkees KEK
>gidpKWAB
STANKEEDOO 'EM!!!
kek
Dooble playoobleLET'S GOOO!!!
Stankeedoo 'em!
>da NY rispkees
we are so back
Stanton batting 4th in the playoffs is a bad look.
why is mlbtv showing commercials instead of that commercial break is in progress screen?
Lol the one time Judge gets a postseason hit with NO OUTS Jankees!
these commercials are already rotting my brain
A STANTONIAN DOUBLE PLAY
i shit my pants when they turned that
STINKEES KEK
>>151099362Shut the fuck up dickhead
>>151099364i miss I TAKE ONCE DAILY JARDIANCE AT EACH DAY'S STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
>>151099366uh oh stinkee
>>151099376As time went on it was easy to see, I'm lowering my A1C
>>151099371HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK MY COCK FAGGOT
>>151099292no sticky eitherit's over
>10 pitches, 2 hits>theyre actually doubting FAG/lb/ kek
>>151099322u seen ur mom's tho??
wtf was that lampshade comment
which series is joe buck commentating on?
catfish hunter is a great handle
>>151099396ball is....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................caught
>>151099391I'm a girl tho
>>151099396Blow cuck
They call me Catfish Hunter when I try to date online
>>151099360Probably part of the network deals for playoffs
>>151099292Yankee Stadium is a tourist attraction half the people go drink or walk around the stadium for innings at a time. A lot of people end up seat stealing because of it
/mlb/ doubted the next sandy Koufax Oy vey
>muh empty seatsit's 6:30 pm
Now imagine if the stankees still had SOTO
>mfw i'm a white sox fan unaware of any of the insults going on in this thread are the dead sox and stankees just gay lovers?
>>151099415hey ma theres a crackhead havin sex wit a hotdog bun in da bathroom...only in new york!
>>151099426yes
>>151099424is he playing in the postseason this year?
>>151099322crochett better
>>151099424Hes ass
A Grishamian strikeout!
Grisham stinks!
A Stantonian diarrhea!
>>151099447>red sox bombers>mutilated joggers
Where are all these worlds famous yanker home runs i've been hearing so much about?
DA NEXT JEETAH
1/30
>>151099467RIGHT THERE BITCH
>Volpe dingerI’m gonna be sick bro
A volpenian home run!!
JETUH
APOLOGIZE TO VOLPEEPEE
Let’s go!
is there a single red sox fan here?
short porch
>Volpe HRthat means hes going to have another bonehead error to cost them the series. right?
>>151099467this is gay i'm going back to the hockey pre-season thread
>>151099447JINX MODE: ENGAGE
LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED>red sox
VOLPE
>>151099470I suck cocks
kind of a weak dinger tbqf
How many stadiums does that count as a HR?
OH NO NO NO NO NO RED KEKS XIRS!!!
is Volpe Asian?
>>151099489>tf>tpwe know bro
>Omg omg omg why do people keep defending VolpeThat's why motherfucker. All that matters is performing in the playoffs.
>>151099482thats after his grand slam
ANTHONY FUCKEN VOLPEGRAND SLAM WINNERGAME 4 WINNERFIRST STRIKE OF CROSHIT
>>151099479Me sadly
mfw croshit
lol 200ft right field wall. joke of a stadium. not a federal landmark either btw.
Whatever, game is still tied
oh yeah but where are all those multiple Red Sox dingers you guys keep talking aboutI'm not seeing any Red Sox dingers??Where are they?
BETTER THAN LINDORBETTER THAN MOOKIE
I've nevah said a bad word about Mr. Volpe in my life, swear on my muddda.
volpes got that dawg in him
Volpe hit that so hard that he went into the stands and dropped it
Just need Judge, Bellinger, and Stanton to get one too :^)
>>151099467kek>>151099479Only temporary allies.
>>151099496Yes. Filipino.
>>151099496Part Filipinx
>>151099500>All that matters is performing in the playoffsJudge slander is becoming too common ITT
>>151099467Thanks for the jinx you fucking retard>1993
Ok, time for Fried to get cooked
>>151099292https://www.reuters.com/sports/mlb-attendance-tops-71m-tv-ratings-also-rise--flm-2025-09-29/BTFO
When is this place gonna learn? Shut the fuck up and kiss the 28th ring you cucks
>>151099533thanks, bro. i was out for a smoke
>>151099496I bet you didn’t know that Bo Bichette and Corbin Carroll are also Asian.
>it was the yankees season was over at the trade deadlineEnjoy your shutout red sux
Judge caught the ball!
>empty seatswhat happened stankee sisters?
>giving rafaela the green light on 3-1 kek
>>151099566>mvp chants for a fly ballkek
>>151099568ICE
>faggot stankess cant sell out>faggot stankees give up their best seat to marlins manpoverty franchise
MVPMVPMVP
>>151099571This is the World Series for stankees
>>151099568Those people have been disappeared in preperation for the election of communist mayor.
that one was fair
>tfw yankees sweep the red sux and the bills beat the patsies by over 9000 sunday night
Volpe just pahked his cah on your ahss, New England and Red Sox diaspora.
what nationality is refsnyder
>>151099587He literally wants to abolish prisons. The cons should be rehoused with libs.
>they think cow is mvp>red sux don't have a generational god tier talent like judge>red sux RISP
I don’t like this batting order
>>151099599>taking credit for the billsOh no no no
>mlb post season gamethreads used to be very activewhat went wrong?
Yankees blocked Red Sox fans from buying tickets and now they have empty seats>sourceFrancesa
>>151099614Abolish prisons, establish gulags
>>151099599Lmao I forgot about that episode. Funny shit. Kyle becomes black lmaoooo.
>red sux>RISP
>>151099624based
Story sucks
mazel tov!
>>151099575Funny leaf. Seriously, tho, I watched a Law & Order series based in Toronto and all the characters were Indian - except the villains, who were, naturally, White.
Sit the FUCK down
these teams f uckin suck
>>151099621New York team bitch. Get your own
i wish i was as cool as spike lee
what does he do?
>>151099648how bout dem 0-4 jets sister
>>151099656Spike Lee is the namefag.
>>151099656What doesn’t he do?
>>151099648They are not a part of the New York Metropolitan Area
>>151099656creates anti-white propaganda
>>151099642Just like every other law and order
>>151099648yea technically arent they the only new york team KEK
>Reboot of Naked Gun>Frank Drebin in miniskirt and pantiesHollywood will never change and they will never stop until they pervert all that's wholesome and shit on all that's cherished.
>>151099656Makes the worst remake of solid Asian movies you've never seen, but makes 20x the money.
>>151099664Kek
>>151099656Literally racebaits. It's his entire career. I will say he was ahead of the BBC trope with Jungle Fever. Also, he hates Whites, especially Italians.
>its embreaded in you
>>151099656he's such a YUGE fagg
>>151099656Do The Right Thing was funny because he thoght it'd make black and white tension look like white people's fault when even black people thought it made white people look good.
>>151099648buffalo is a spiritually canadian city
It feels like 10-0 Yankees
off the noggin
This your CY bbwa?
>>151099686i heard "inbreded"
>>151099678True but Liz Olsen *bites lip*
>>151099656he fights racism
>>151099656creates anti-black propaganda
>>151099690idk what that is
>>151099710Spike Lee's best movie.
Spike MINDfucked Crochet
>>151099710His only good movie. Even I'll admit that and I hate him.
>>151099684To be fair living in New York will make anyone hate Italians.
>>151099695Yankees got lucky on a cheeky short wall hm with the wind blowingHardly a blowout feel
>crochet crapping out in his first playoffs
can't see the yankees coming back with this offense
>>151099656make Kino Joints
>>151099721His only good movie is Inside Man. Which he was a hired gun for rather than creating on his own. Although he stocks it with the usual anti-White and antisemitic tropes.
JUDGED!!!!!!! MVP MVP MVP
>judge
>croquet
Game over. Just get to Reds/Dodgers already. At least that one will be close unlike this shit
sharon sludge
thinking the sux steal this
espn play by play is horrible. shut the fuck up and let the game breathe.
judgie doo 'em!
kek postseason judge
A Judgian mistrial
>routine fly ball>OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHfake fans fake movies fake shitty
>>151099662Fuck the Jets. BILLS MAFIA
What is judge supposedly good at exactly?
yeah I've seen enough I'm going back to /hoc/
>>151099728out in 29/30 ballparks btw
>>151099779thwacking balls over the fence
>>151099760i agree. should have a woman in the booth too.
>>151099758No one cares what you think. You said the Yankees can't hit homers. Look at you now.
>>151099779Walking so his memestats look good.
>>151099749I shouldn't have spoken as I did. This guy made way more than I thought, and I haven't seen half of his stuff. Including Inside Man.
>>151099779good at hitting bums in the regular season hes just a statpadder, unlike raleigh, schwarby, etc.any white man like volpe is superior
>>151099793Also I liked Chi-Raq.
>>151099774salty red suxfagNot our fault your offense can't hit for shit
>>151099793>>151099749Inside man is good and the shoved in racist cop that makes denzel sad is hilarious.
>>151099789i didn't say that. i said the yankees can't win the al east division.
>>151099804SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
>>151099813who are they cosplaying as?
>>151099779The regular season
>>151099813Kek I knew I was going to see this here the second it was on screen
>>151099793Da 5 Bloods is actually okI remember liking He Got Game as a young lad because there were nice titties in ithe's still a twat though
>>151099779he plays the most diffficult position in baseball being a weird looking mutt in new york
>>151099793Theres way more than this too, he does documentaries he did the concert movie of the Tlaking Heads guy, also Sucker Free City isn't on there which is fantastic I guess it was a TV movie or something.Consistently great but Miracle at Santa Anna fucking stinks.
a judgian flyout but the crowd goes wild
>>151099793Do The Right Thing is still the best
>>151099828Watching it on TV, I thought it was out until I saw where the outfielders were.
>>151099793>Sucker Free City not even listed
>>15109979325th hour is 7/10everything else is bad
>>151099840Edit the wiki, I don't know shit
reminder that boston in NYC’s little brother, but not as little brother as philly is to NYC.
also was the director of Michael Jacksons memorable, They Don't care About us music video.Spikes a real nigga
wtf I would've sent him home
WHAT A THROW FROM JUDGEMVP MVP MVP
UH OH STINKEES!!!
UH OH STINKEES
bloop hehe
MVSNEED MVSNEED MVSNEED
Fried is getting shelled
duran pls
Why do the Red Sox always get those kind of hits?
>>151099860>wtf I would've ruined the inning
>2 outs and not running on thatlol wut
Fried falling apart?
Believe in Fried.
Its all because the umpire blew that call against the third batter. It was a strikeout.
>>151099881Judge has one of the worst arms in RF
>>151099656zesty goofy ahh nigger who is famous because he is audacious and has a fake name that sounds cool to retards
he's cooked
>>151099889I was a strikeout *next year
>>151099881>id rather have a lefty on lefty matchupfirst day?
>>151099892And still would've beat anyone going home on that by a mile
Goddamnit Duran SWING
>>151099881oh look and now you get nothing
i hate both these teams but i hate the red sox moe today
>everyone bitching about Jeter's homer when the red sux can't hit for shit
SIT THE FUCK DOWN BITCH
>>151099907He did right there
FUCK YOU DURAN WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE
Lmao
Fried on the plate like a chicken nugget
>>151099917>>151099907Kek.
That was weak, Red Soxs that was the moment you were suppose to blow up the game.
>GAY HOMOSXUAL DEAD FAGGOT SOX FAGGOT BAWWWWSTON HOMOS BOMBING GUYS FREE THE GUY FROM ROLLNG STONES
>>151099331it just clipped so bad after that K
That strikeout fucked up ESPN's sound system for a moment
>>151099811>>151099813>red sux>offense
Bad audio for anyone else?
>>151099907>>151099918Boston Smarts
Scoreboard.Cope, seethe, dilate.28.
>>151099932KEK STANKEEDOOS
Black pitcher vs white pitcher for the Dodgers Reds game. Just saying.
>>151099656underage
>espn barely makes it back in time
>>151099939Mine's fine, why ask? Just go to your stream aggregator while its commercial and check.
More like Boston K Party
>>151099953his name is hunter greene he gets a pass to beat the mexicans
shit teams. we're all waiting for the reigning champion Dodgers.
ESPN in charge of returning from a commercial break in timefuck they suck
>>151099937shut up f..ff...faggot!
>>151099962Kek
>>151099959To be fair, sports is no longer their focus. Politics and racism hoaxes are.
I love Stanton at bats.
A Stantonian strikeout
a STANTONIAN strikeout>>151099969to lose to the redlegs :)
>>151099656make one good film 30 years ago
If I ever saw Stanton’s big ghetto booty walking around…
>>151099980Don't forget pro wrestling
Man after Stanton in the lineup the Stinkees really have no one, eh
>>151099999checked
>>151099996can someone drug test mike
I wonder if Stanton poor knees force him to be a gentle lover despite all his power.
Redfish :)
>>151099999your quints belt sir
>volpiss
great day for pitching!
Yankees just said let me draft and trade for the biggest, dumbest, ugliest, muttiest players i can possibly find to assemble their team.
>>151100010hes a prone bone sorta guy
>>151100004Jazz isn't starting, but that would be it.
>>151100035yea I was wondering why he wasn't starting what's the story there?
>>151100043New One Piece leaks
>>151100043He got arrested before the game
Brayan Bello? More like I Am Gay Yo
>>151100025It's almost like each team's ace is starting
>>151100043Rossario has better numbers against Crochett
>>151100049>>151100050kek>>151100059thanks lad
where's the nip?
Red Sox need to get their heads out of their asses.
They almost had another fucking bloop hit
>>151100056you're just being rude
Imagine being named after socks
>>151100072Fried is a southpaw, so Yoshida isn't starting
>>151099996would u do what I did to your mom's asshole last night?
>>151100084Nothing beats a good pair of socks.
>he's a student of the game
what’s the guy in the orange shirt behind home plate doing with his hands?
>>151100087Cora should have started him anyway he was on fire the last week of the season
>>151100115Don't pay any attention to him
whens ohtani
>>151100102Just like me fr
DA NEXT JETTAH
Volpe fumble!
Volpe had not play there
WHERE THE DETER THROW COME ON!
>>1511000591.800 ops lol
HOP!
stay in school volpee
>>151100137WE NEEDED A STRIKEOUT NOT A MANIFESTO
>red sux
>red sux>offensehow did this pile of shit make the playoffs again?
I think the jays will booty blast either of these shit teams.
Fuck the Red Sox!
>>151100170I think so too
>>151100170Only to get booty blasted by the Mariners
>it was the red sux have a 9-4 record against the yankees
>>151100170Very likely
>incorrectly dyed feet team
>>151100170Yankees will beat them.
the only thing I'll be sad about when umpies finally get shifted out for robo umps is them handing the catch a new ball after each pitchit's a neat dynamic that will be lost with the robots
>>151100170WE. ARE. NEVER. LOSING. EVER. AGAIN
>>151100170>CANada>doesn't pick both
>>151100183>blacked soxAnon…
>>151100177I think so too
I don't think soooo
>>151100170factual.
>>151100170i agree with you desu
>>151100215I think so too
>>151100207>only good pitcher is named crochet and needs colored sox to even stitch
>>151100170Losing to Canadians is un-American
>>151100202I don't think so
>>151100226>>151100222>>151100219>>151100217>>151100215quit it
>>151099999Wasted>>151100000
>>151100251
Crochet is pitching better than Fried, he just got one unlucky hit. The Sox will take advantage of this eventually, right?
>>151100238New York City is an island outside the continental US.
Stop striking out
the nfl is the only major league that hasn't seen a canadian championship... yet
>>151100259I think so
Will Crochet pitch the 6th?
>>151100260Surely you mean Puerto Rico?
>>151100263The bills could finally win it this year
KKKKKKKKROCHET
SWING THE BAT
>>151100279Yes
>>151100280Almost the same place.
>>151100275I don’t think so
>>151100263You can't win with Johnny Football??
The Yankees need to get batters who can hit this stupid pitcher. Like, all the other good teams hit this guy with no issues whatsoever.
>>151100263what's the de facto canadian football team?
>>151100263
>>151100197reach post, but here's ur (You)
>>151100300The Bills
>>151100258no respect
>>151100263>>151100301Unironically think it's the Bills year to at least make it to the owl. Chiefs are collapsing, Ravens are chokers, Chargers are probably too retarded to actually make it.
>>151100300there's like 9 of them
>>151100300The seahawks and the vancouver hocky team share a color scheme so us twelves.
>>151100300its 2 hours from toronto to watch a bills game
>>151100320>us twelves.bro kys please
my umpies :)
>>151100300depends where but toronto is the centre of the universe so bills
Bring on the robo umps
Umps fucking us.
>>151100346Does that include the time it takes to clear customs?
Ball 3
Why do neither the yankees nor the redsox have any tranime/vtumor fans but the doyers and poodres are infested with them?
>>151100359based
>>151100355>centre
holy based!
>>151100357Most umps don't call a strike there
That's twice now.
>>151100351"No."
>>151100361chinks are not welcome in da norf east
>>151100361asians
>>151100358not with trump's border patrol
>foul ball flies back>reflexively dodge it even though theres a netcan you ever live this down?
Sox need to capitalize
I'm no expert but I think the red sox should consider scoring a run or two
>>151100373Based Darnold
Boone is getting ready to chimp!
>>151100361LA and SD fans are probably bandwagonners so not real fans/men. Theory 2: Latinos like anime.
>>151100376>>151100374>implying they're yellowsthey're brown chicanos
>>151100361Northeastern supremacy
why hasn't every red sox been batting left?
>>151100361more mexicans and asians on the west coast, and they love anime.
umpies are still in control
>maximus fried
>>151100386It's his only skill as manager. Well, also giving long non-answers to the media and running cover for underperformers.
my god FIX YOUR MICROPHONE ESPN
>gidp
jazz wouldve made that double way more swaggy
lions vs bills is the Canada Owl
audio engineers tongue my anus
nice double play
Sweet D by Rosario
>>151100413it's so much more exciting hearing it peak whenever the crowd cheers
>>151100389whatever you say chang
The audio peaking is triggering my autism
yes... all according to plan.
>>151100421Super Bowl in Canada when?
>>151100390based
>feeling nostaligicwas that commercial of a mother fucker air boating through a hurricane ridden new orleans?
>>151100431Faggot Mike!
>>151100383pfft you don't know ball
We need nu tho
we need nu tho
>>151100441the at&t ad? american ads are surreal, but its nice being marketed things I have no ability to even purchase
>>151100458thats the one lol
6 7
>crowd going wild for a ball that barely makes the warning track
aayyy lmao
>>151100458What about the Australian Telephone & Telegraph company?
Warning trackees
yankee mestizos lose their minds at fly balls
M V P M V P
NEW>>151100514>>151100514>>151100514
>>151100505and foul balls
>errant grudge
A JUDGIAN STRIKEOUTMVP MVP MVP
