CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MATCHDAY 2>Tuesday, September 30, 202518:45 Atalanta 2-1 Club Brugge21:00 Inter 3-0 Slavia Prague>Wednesday, October 1, 202521:00 Napoli - Sporting CP21:00 Villareal - JuventusEUROPA LEAGUE MATCHDAY 2>Thursday, October 2, 202518:45 Bologna - Freiburg18:45 AS Roma - LilleCONFERENCE LEAGUE MATCHDAY 1>Thursday, October 2, 202521:00 Fiorentina - Sigma OlomoucReminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, squat when you are winning and stay danemafspilled
FORZA MILAN
Juventus plays today.
negru
>#Juventus are monitoring #Lille’s young midfielder Ayyoub #Bouaddi (born in 2007). #transfers #LOSCI think Comolli really likes Lille
>>151099096Is this a shitpost
>>151099775We will find out in 19h and 58m
Contacted my lawyers to see if there's any ground to sue both Giuntoli and Motta for last year
>>151099060What's your favourite Serie A jersey of all time?
>>151099060https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVNAqNZcpB4
>>151101050Crespo-era Parma and that grey Adriano Inter one
>>151099060Thought this was /f1/ and McLaren for a moment
>>151103608Down the hall to the left: >>151096341
>>151102073Really good choices desu
Good morning!>another shitty title threadOne day you will realize I was right
>I was right
OOOOOOOOOO VESUVIO LAVALI COL FUOCO
>3-5-2 with all the available midfielders playingHe's fucking trolling, just pure "pass to Yildiz and pray the gods" again until the 60-70th minute when he subs in all the forwards
cabal
>>151106529Is this the worst Jj ever was for most of posters here?
>Kelli - Gatti - Kalulu
>>1511065952010-11
>>151094798LIKE FUCKING CLOCKWORK here comes Dybala's agent saying via CdS he's ready to accept a 4 year contract at lower wages (which could be anything since he currently earns like 9m) and retards are even happy about it
https://youtu.be/WrBP4P3DZBUIf I could turn back tiiiiimeIf I could find a waaaay
Captained Kane instead of Mbeep on fanta. Another blank from the <redacted> Vinicius and fuckall last night from up-and-coming Viola winger Salah...
>>151101050Cagliari 69/70
>>151106665Roma needs to nuke the entire attack bar Suffle next summer
>>151100708there are grounds but we got a locus standi problem fra
Well well well, look at the time... another 4chan birthday spent on here.Quick! Post the fourth oldest /seriea/ meme in your folder to celebrate it!
>>151107902Happy birthday anon!
>>151102073Nice 2004-2005 was the first season I ever followed. Love seeing there shirts from that era
>>151107047>forgot to change lineupi got mboop but i also got captain vlach
>>151101050Perugia had some badass kits from that period
>>151107902
>>1511010501992 - 2001unmoggable Lazio
>Mirko Vucinic is now the manager of the Montenegro National TeamTime really fucking flies
>>151106529I can't believe this is actually a Juventus teamfino alla fine, I guess
>>151108524Season 2-tier kind of disasterWe will be back do not worry
>Pašalić is now Atalanta’s all-time top scorer in the Champions Leaguethe shit I'll read sometimes
Battlefield 6 trophies are up
>wanting to play EA games after the Saudi takeover
>>151108630takeover won't take effect until first trimester of 2027 while legal shit solves, you can enjoy your woke slop for a few more monthsand this is calcio related because of fifa, my guess is that saudis want their footy games back
One of the local supermarkets is selling frozen ossobuco meat cut at a decent price. Considering getting one and some zafferano to try cooking a risotto alla milanese. Looks like a lot of work though.
>>151108704Better do it over the weekend not tonight
2 Russians, 2 Jews, and a Puerto Rican walk into a bar...
https://x.com/hooliganscz1999/status/1973403719195570416oh no no no no napulebros
>>151109027>no balloons filled with piss thrown from buildings>no flying garbage bagsthere are no more vesuviated hooligans like there used to be
Throwing bags of piss? Calcio.
Vesuvio hooligans? More like Vesuvio hooligueuhns
>>151109055The criminals are now all in the curva nord in milano
>>151109077
>>151108845Definetly a weekend project.
>>151109027glad to see my fellow sporting CP brothers assimilating and enjoying the local culture
Alan Wake 2, Goat Simulator 3 and Cocoon are up on PS+
If we sell yildiz for anything below 9 digits protests must be held
>>151109181>fossa dei terroni supporter
>>151109375ywonaywbh
Modded ps2 is where is at
Fuorigioco di Hakimi
Surely Hysaj will be able to handle at least Lazaro or whatever player turdino will put up against him
>Fossa dei Leoni>Dissolution>After 38 years of activity, FSD was officially dissolved on 17 November 2005 by its members due to disputes regarding two stolen banners after the match Milan–Juventus of 29 October 2005. During an internal conflict among Milan's supporters, FDL was accused of collaborating with DIGOS[1] (unacceptable for ultras ideals) to obtain restitution of the banners and some members were threatened and attacked. At the end of that conflict the leaders of the group decided to dissolve the group.[2]Whoever the Jj supporter was that sneaked in with stealth and yoinked those two banners that day pulled off a perfect false flag operation kek
Hysaj Stadium disaster (1985)
https://www.google.com/maps/@40.8432963,14.2578259,3a,75y,333.73h,87.88t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sopVyWwUPHKdZD3LH9rL7EA!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fcb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile%26w%3D900%26h%3D600%26pitch%3D2.1199541419877477%26panoid%3DopVyWwUPHKdZD3LH9rL7EA%26yaw%3D333.73037513653327!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MDkyOC4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3DWhy Napoletani are like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC9xlgRBOdIA directionless man named Twinkazzo finds his mundane life transformed when he encounters Rafael, an enigmatic and impossibly handsome biker. Drawn to Ryder's magnetic presence, Twinkazzo becomes his submissive, exploring a thrilling world of leather, speed, and uncharted desires. As their passionate romance unfolds, Twinkazzo must confront Rafael's dark secrets and a dangerous rivalry with a rival gang, ultimately leading him to question his own identity and what it means to be truly free. In this dramatic tale of love and self-discovery, Twinkazzo learns that embracing vulnerability can lead to the most empowering journey of all.
Is replacing ultras with hordes of unorganized browns/blacks the new supporter meta
>>151108704>alla milanese>burn it>put it on a boatcant be that hard
I'm really scared to look up the formationI will not be doing that
:skull:
>>151110334>gets criticized because of a weak midfield>starts all the available midfielders at onceThis is the funniest shit I have ever seen I swear
Perin is still alive?
>>151110334
>Gamepas-ACK
>Lazio new sponsor is a Vietnamese betting company Cockfightingbros!
>>151110334why won't he start zhegrova
My cock? Fighting a pussy tonight
>>151109548You are not ready for Merdoni first win against >us
>>151110517Wrong kind of zingaro
Tonight I will remind /seriea/ of David's salary including free-agent sign-on bonus
>>151110555t..theres a right kind?
holy fucking shit toenail is so good
>>151110955Imagine allegrified muh sandrino.........
>>151110517He coming off a nearly year-long injury. He's not ready for prime time yet.
Juventus is playing now?!??!?
Bruh Renato Sfiga plays for them100% goal of ex'd
Still trying to understand the Juve starting XI, my dick is spinning
Great prank but Jj isn't actually gonna play right
>>151111339do they ever really "play"?
Buchanan hat trick?
There's a negru called pepe
>>151110360they battle each other on the same pitch and only the strongest midfielders survive
Have Barca and Pissgee been hit by the plague? How many fucking injuries? PSG have a bougnoule they’ve just dragged from zeee suburbs on the bench
GREAT tactical foul earned by Terun Kurpmeins
sub in zeghrova you coward
Gonna be a loooooong game
christ what a dive
Bravo
So it happened again!
*gives you a grease transfusion*
Why are Iberians like this
Ouch
Jesus Christ I already want this Pepe dead
>Tudor wants Koopmeiners to make incursions and be a prima punta
>>151111558Because he's black?
Wait that's Lille legend Nicolas pepe
Cabal not going to make it to halftime
I feel like we're getting another episode of "[...] lost in time and space" tonight
>>151111603>Lille playerSOMEBODY STOP GRIMOLLI BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
>>151111612Give me 10 numbers wtf
Cambiaso running a charity giving away the ball to every impoverished spaniard he sees
>>151111664 237 482 759 15 634 892 301 578 44 920
>Cambiaso forced back to the tumor-filled side
>CabalThis was perhaps the worst performance I have ever seen, sad for him though
This nibba can't even kick a ball
so glad fabiani fumbled that shitter
Cabal played so bad he just plugged kek
Yeah the left flank is going to turn into Donbass
not glad he fumbled that one tho
hoy shid grim performance from first minute
Gonna watch the PissG game honestly, Tudor will not gain more time on me
>getting scored on by a French-Georgian manlet
What colour is Mikautadze
Lyon legend
e sti kadze >)
Juve getting cooked I can't even lie
>>151111111
I'm sorry but Gatti needs to have his cranium sliced open. Renewed to 2030 btw
Are we losing from a lower mid tier spanitard team now?
Most obvious 3-0 in history incoming
is that seriea legend buchanana?
>>151111859Leliga is somehow more dead than /seriea/, Villareal is a top 4 team now
Reminder it's not Tudor's fault, blame the Ouija board that made the starting XI
>
Oh David is playing
Cambiaso is a worse player than Colombo
>>151111903little fucker is quite fast isnt he?
>Kelly, Gatti, Kalluluwhy am I not surprised?
>>151112017
>>151112005My leper of an uncle would be faster than Gatti
>>151111819what colour is a goulash
How is McKennie still at the club in 2025
Teun moment!
Kino
Kalulu looking like mayulu
>>151112076
Joao Mario is playing like he was given instructions in Spanish rather than Portuguese
winning your Champions League matches? #NotForEveryone
Inter legend Joao Mario
Tumor playing McKennie on the right rather than one of the right wingers, smart really
David moves as sluggishly as maple syrup in the deepest depths of Canadian winter
That post is how I find out David is playing
That was a handball, but massive UEFA guai if you say it
Tudor I beg you to sub out McKennie, he's having a nightmare performance
The Villarreal coach looks like a character from Takeshi's Castle
Muttuidi with the Adam Sandler comedy-esque performance
>>151112316Kek
I always pictured Jonathan David as tallturns out hes a fucking midget
Nabul gole
>>151112355too good
He scored.
era
>Yildiz not making a single pass and just trying impossible shots and dribbles
david offers nothing
W-What do you mean we're playing Real Madrid on October 22nd>Conceicao warming up
>>151112468What if I tell you there's a literal international break between now and then?
My high school volley team from PE classes would be more organized in football than this Jj
Koop fihgufigugfuhi
Perin fucking compensating for Loop being worthless by being worth 2, Di Gregorio should never start again
>KoopmeinersCan this shitter stop playing
>>151112574>Can this shitter stop playingHe did that 2 years ago
>>151112593That Gueye dude is making him seem like a Serie C player, he's unwatchable
I don't want McKennie to die for the simple reason that my grandparents don't deserve to share the fires of hell with this dude
Gattimon is getting atropelated
they be slippin
>Can this player stop shitting
>>151112675>My favorite ngubu
Half-time depressed grills
>>151112316We had that here too and it was unironically called "Yellow Humor"
>>151112645why are your nonni in hell fra
You can’t win with gay people running a club…. You can’t win anything when gay people run this shit…
Please, let this be another epic comeback from Juventus. I want us to see more UCL games than just the group stage.
>Locatelli is unironically the best player in this midfield
I'm really getting quite bored, honestly, watching these seasons where our main goal, the primary focus, is to place in the top four. You know, that top four position, and then we talk about "preparing for next season." It feels like we're always preparing for the next season, but then the bets we make, the decisions we make for next season, they aren't that remarkable or exciting. It's been like this, this same situation, since at least 2022, and because of that, I haven't really been watching the sport this season. I mean, I'm just not that interested anymore, not interested at all, really...
>>151112443serie asshole crowd finally gets exposed to players from more than one league
zhegrova for koopzingaro for david
Slug shotgun for David
Højlund scored btw
Rape David
>>151112863>subbing on ZhegrovaToo smart, have more McKennie and Poopmeiners instead, le DNA and le grinta will solve everything
>øMental illness on par with „...“
Mayulu scored againSeems like Sfinter arent the only ones with a sloppy pair of CBs
Global Tudor Flotilla
>>151112977Mass Effect reference?
>Concordceicao for Koop
>æ ø å>this makes the brown hollænder seethe uncontrollably
My mom just described Jonathan David accurately. Not sure if I can report her words here though
all right david needs to get executed
BRUHHHH
holy fug
>>151112977Finna get bootyblasted by Visraelreal
>sneedvid
>tudors reaction hehe
reminder that mr David is owed 75m over the next 5 years
Ngoppa European league of champions
>>151113075Yeah I feel it'll get posted often if webm'd kek
holy molly
Even Dusan would have scored that...>>151113078Uhm Belgio actually said that was a good deal so stop noticing chud
kek
>>151113081excellent size and placement of the stylish clothing hole
I don't get what they're complaining about?
manlet keeper is a pure shitter
>>151111857>>151111857>>151111857>>151111857>>151111857>>151111857>>151111857
Holy fuck
>>151113114They're Spanish, all they do is complain
I'd make a Fat David edit but I don't even know what it looks like
>GattiDidn't know he could do that
say what you will, but cats is a soulful player
>Gatti kissed Kelly TWICEThe only reason we're somehow still alive is the power of frenship unironically
bricklayers cant stop winning
David is the kash Patel of calcio
>>151113165If you think about it, he's the Italian Maguire.
>>151113140
>Bremer unavailable>Jj turn into Hellas Verona
>>151113198>picA slim European man with bitten ears and a Serbian t-shirt just breached through the gates of the Antwerp docks... seems like he's searching for some specific substances, not quite sure which...
Not bad but this is all Villarreal losing it desu
*posts it*
manlets rise up
GODceizao
>this little fellalol
>Poopmeiners subbed off>Jj scores two
>this little fella not sure thats very progressive from the commentator
Don't forget about this one either!
Renatone still has huge in his heart.Jokes aside, somebody this summer kept claiming Chico was not worth it...hopefully they're eating their own shorts now.
Marcelino is crying kek
>>151113278ball had gone over the line
Concord does so well because Yildiz gets so much attention of the opponent. He just speeds through those spaces left.
Kelly can't believe what his eyes are seeing kek
If Cumbiaso gets sent to Great Inagua there's a chance we can win this
>>151113365We just witnessed UCL's season 2025/2026 goal of teh season serieaa bros
>>151113415Bias aside I still like the Ronaldo one more
>nabul
KoloWaseyi
Hehehe
Wait, David hasn't been subbed out??
From this side and camera angle, Yildiz looks like Chiesa
Pepe LITERALLY lasted one Cabal, never seen a pacy ngubu as fraudy as this guyinb4 goal by the time this gets posted
/fusion/ idea: LocaKelly
>D4vd
Zingaros kurp
hehe
>>151113646i had made several posts about him and how he reminds me of quaresma and fraudsters like that even before arsenal when lille decided to sign him for 10 million
Jesus I cannot fucking believe what I am seeing
>leaf calcio players
If we choke this we're the Gamestop of calcio
He's gonna let David play for 90 minutes, blud isn't even gonna show up for the bbilan game lol
>Cunte leaking coefficient points again
>>151113890>>151113908wtf theres more danes?
>>151113944the other guys are tourists
only 3 goles in gobbi game. i was waiting for 8 again
>>151113961Don't worry Villarreal is working on it
>>1511139615-0 Mayulu
Now I see why everyone says Juve Merda
lmao based O'penda
How do Italians get the diving stereotype when Spanish teams constantly disgrace themselves
Zingaro is starting to look like Ben Shapiro kek
no era
Giga 'ra
If juventus or napoli drop points 2nite I tribvte andrea deloguIf they both drop points I tribvte landucci
>>151113986he scored tonite lul
Just cancel Adzic’s contract
>>151113998Because we are superior
Based Joao Mario using his inner hiberic spirit to timewaste
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Just how much does Veiga hate Grimolli for him to celebrate like that lol
>>151114025eplel players are the worst nowadays
oh no no no no no
Yellow submarine is fitting for the amount of diving
Thanks David btw
lmao
And mo I activate le epic scoring at the 90+9 gorillion minute powers
Fat David is up and I didn't even need to edit it
hakimi assisted a gole too
>>151114218Bro has been on that poutine diet
>>151114224It'll get disallowed I'm sure of it
Tudor games are always cinema I'll give him that
>>151114167>No word on the Juvemerda niggers constantly grabbing everyoneOBSESSED
>>151114284I think it is safe to say that this will be the standard tudorball for the season, entertaining, he is not going to win shit, but entertaining still
>90 + until rubentus scores'
Disappointing draw but at least tomorrow the international break begins so I don't have to worry about Jj for a while
>>151114352Anon I...
So we are already out of CL?
Kek what a robbery
What a one sided performance by this referee. Gave every call to Villarreal just falling over, pathetic from them and him for enabling this quintessentially Iberian behaviour
>>151114363Yeah, I realize Italy isn't going to be any better to watch, but a little hiatus is what we all need from Tudorball
>>151114367No, we can still win in DecemberOh you mean from the Jj side? Well it's Tudorismo so we don't quite know yet :)
Man I am so done with this team
>>151114318If they give him time he could unironically cook something up, I see the vision. Fortunately Grimolli will sack him to hire some dinosaur
>>151114399>Juve shitters had free range to grab and throw everyone in defense with no consequence whatsoever
>>151114430Good post
>>151114450>no consequenceI guess all those free kicks and other interruptions where just imaginary then. Take a nap Pablo, those sunglasses won't sell themselves tomorrow
i blame poopmeiners
>>151114439tudor has always been a draw merchant.
FOR THE BELGIO:It's unironically Davids kurp, do NOT look it up, just don't
IGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRR
Sending this message to the Israeli army, there are currently two Muslim extremists known for their affiliations to Hamas hiding in Spain. Their names are respectively Teun Koopmeiners and Jonathan David. I am reporting their presence in hope of a direct measure through the shape of a killing, they probably possess important information about the current hideouts of Hamas so kidnapping and interrogating them would be greatly beneficial.
>>151109375I was wondering why AW2 wasn't showing up, it's next week on the 7th not today kek
Gret-ACK
Imagine getting humilliated by a lowly yellow submarine twice. LMAO JUVE MERDA
If Koopmeiners suddently vanished, which sector of Juventus would suffer the most
david is the exact same player as ac milan's luiz adriano
>>151114678The club's biggest haters
>>151114352>the international break begins so I don't have to worry about Jj for a whilethat's the most fearful time for me, I can't wait for Ancelotti calling Bremer home 7 timezones away just for his knee to get brutally destroyed against a Paraguaian who can't even spell his own name in the last few minutes
>>151114674Is this Russian subnautica?
>drawing to a real villa
>All Igor does is tie>Jewventini still rate him and will say he was a better option at manager than Allegri
Why couldn't the Juve coach simply stay in his box instead of seething and waving his arms outside of it like a gorilla nigger?
kek why does Tudor make the spanish seethe?
>>151114851its because of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeHucNbwIBo
>>151114851He is ragebait personified
>>151114851>seetheYou use that word but I don’t think you understand what it means
>>151114879>>151114883Him and Juric are growing on me with their ability to trigger everyone kek
Turks ruined my perfect Fanta matchday
>>151114578Top lole
>>151114883Igor Hitlor
Man City cost me £73 tonight, anyway gn sirs
>>151115090One must think of a draw as a way to create chaos. To go against the rules. The normal limits of winning and drawing are only created to please the people in power and the audiences, but a draw is manifestation of one's love of chaos, nothing can control a man who doesn't care about winning but who's too good to lose.
>#Tudor convinto della sua #Juventus: "Squadra tosta, organizzata, quello che vedo mi piace"One must wonder what kind of crimes I did to deserve to witness this really
Milan chads we are one day closer to smacking the Jj and conquering the Allianz arena (Torino).
>>151115314They looked really solid and have a great team. It will be really hard
Al Tudani
>getting trolled by twinkazzoTumor better get a result against bbilan I swear
>>151115422Literal worst case scenario is losing and having to see it pretend to be a graceful winner with stuff like "Jj played really well, better luck next time!"
>>151115456I am so fucking tired of watching this team, the worst is that I'd have to hear from Tumor that it wasn't that bad, this season was always gonna be dogshit I swear
>>151115559Hear me out...
>the only player showing a bit of negative emotion about the draw is Cats
>draw with gigashitters like david,kurpmeiners,kalunigger,muttuidi,floyd, etcgud result lmao
>>151116215You're not getting away with not mentioning Openda this easily
Who the fuck do >we buy for the midfield
>>151116215Look up the David clip please
why the fuck has nobody made a proper sequel to sid meier's pirates yet? >:(
>>151116240
>>151116257Too good to be true
>>151116228did that dumb fuck even play?>>151116242i dont think i want to
>>151116305No need for the vid, here's the image
>>151116333Colomboesque
>>151116333
Warra respectful non-esultanza the veigominio
>>151116333I miss Tummy Abraham
>>151116544why am i always right
>>151116553You were wrong (many times) about Douglas Luiz
>>151116565How can you still not find the difference between the two of us, his posts are like the contrary of mine at all times
>>151116544WHY ARE HIS FEET PLACED LIKE THATIf you really have to hit it with your right foot, at least place your left one in such a way that it still might bounce into the gole>>151116574Idk, it's been 30 years and people still can't tell Dutch flags apart from eachother
>>151116604He knows how to shoot with the left with no problem and he still hesitates enough to end up going with his right, I honestly cannot understand and the more he misses sitters the more he'll doubt and miss even more sitters
>>151116240I'm glad you asked. As you probably know, I started my career in the Monaco academy, and I developed lasting contacts that still serve me well in identifying emerging talent. We are monitoring several players but are especially intrigued by one midfielder. The cost will be considerable (perhaps 50 millions), but if we can execute some choice sales, I am confident we can secure a deal in January before he becomes too cost prohibitive. His name is Paul Pogba if you are interested.
>>151116688It sounds like he's capable of some Crazy Passes Only Paul Pogba Can Do!
>poobag would be jjusts best midfielder
>>151116706He doesn't even last 2 games anymore fra, his knees exploded too long ago
Opendu is an obligation
>>151116240KS is coming this winter
>>151116815please stop
Coefficient points: lost
>>151114740It's just how some Russian channel advertised Leliga
>Getting jobbed by fucking CubaMy sides What is wrong with Italians
>>151118474
>>151118940Why do Italians look like French nowadays?
(((They))) got to Emma Stone bros...
>>1511177660 Goals/Assists2 Big Chances Missed0/3 Shots on Goal 0/3 Dribbles Completed2/12 Duels Won
>>151119836€ 213,654 (Gross/week)€ 11,110,000 (Gross/year)€ 3,700,000 (Est. Bonus/year)€ 55,550,000 (Gross remaining on contract)
>>151118474>P>PRIGGED
>>151118474Jamal scored ;)
Golazo Dildiz
milanchads can thiaw play rb?
>>151115090drawentus
Why does Napoli get to play in Europe with their personal font on the kits while everybody else has to display the mongoloid, gayass Serie A font as standard?
Good morning!>Saelemaekers is in the Team of the Week!Milan likely to try again for Joe Gomez in January. Feeling is he can leave Liverpool for the right price and if they get a replacement>Scaroni spoke to Corriere: "now we can say we’ll build a modern, efficient stadium that will be alive every day. Like in Europe’s most important cities, of course. But ours will be more beautiful.""Now the second half of our two-year journey will begin. But we’ll reveal the stadium project in seven or eight months. San Siro is old, but it has one key feature: you can enjoy the game very well.">"Plus, it will be enclosed, so there will be less noise from outside. For them, the new stadium will be an advantage. It will enhance the area."What will happen to the surrounding areas and to the existing San Siro? "We’ll build a hotel, our headquarters and that of Inter, a museum for the teams and for San Siro, a small 15,000-square-metre shopping center, restaurants, and bars. All surrounded by greenery. Because it must become a place worth visiting.">Could this lead to Gerry Cardinale selling the club? “There’s no possibility of Cardinale selling it, at least in the medium term.”Can you give a promise about the new stadium? “I promise modernity and innovation. Milan is a city of action. Like everyone who comes here from outside and the many tourists who flock here, I’m in love with it. We will give the city and its fans the most beautiful stadium in Europe, and the residents a regenerated neighbourhood.”
gm, still seething
>>151122023Howe-ified thiaw probably can learn that ability
>sfinter and bbilan will share another stadium for the next 70 years
>>151122403But they're actually going to own it... right?
>>151122429that's what the latest ndrangheta live ticker is saying, apparently
>>151122013with your wife?
Conceição (7) and Gatti (6.5) have been rated as the best Juventus players against Villarreal, while Koopmeiners (4.5) is rated as the worst.
>>151116815obligation to die>>151116817kino
>>151122403Sfinter and bbilan will merge so that's a given
>muh sfinter>muh bbilanit sucks to be you jewventini
>>151122608they need to find an enemy because their team is terrible
>>151122651the enemy is damien j comolli, igor tumor and 80% of the squad
That no look pass to nobody from koop tho
Honestly, even if the club loses even more money on it, it's probably better to bench Poopmeiners for the rest of the season because >we are reaching levels of him leaving the professional world of footie
another year of spending €100m+ and getting worse lelded club ded sborrt
I wouldn’t go to Manchester
Manches-ACK
>>151117766Interbros they stole this from us, now we have to play Pio Esposito...
>>151123017Amorim to viola?
>>151123081Oh no nvm
Tikus out for a monthPiobros we are IN
>>151123142
>>151123142bonny gonna be beasting too.
Bonny james
Juan Cabal?I’m thinking about two weeks to more precisely determine the recovery timeline.
>Former Lazio player Ogenyi Onazi left Serie D team Acireale after just 1 month
>>151123389dude is just 32 and his career progression reads like a descent in calcio's pits of inferno
>Juventus-Milan will be refereeed by Marco GuidaCongratulations to juventus
>>151119836who could have predicted this
>>151123421>descent into calcio’s pits of hellmany such cases
>>1511010502003 roma
>>151123421kurpmeiners,david,openda,kalulu,floyd,etc future
>politano is Napoli's captain nowWeird timeline
>>151123531Poopmeiners wouldn't even start in amateur matches
>>151122912>next seasons budget already fuckedthanks grimolli
>>151123535>retard manager does retard thingwew lad
La Liste is up
>>151123552Ah, greetings, esteemed newcomer! tips fedoraAllow me to enlighten you on the customs of our humble /seriea/ gathering. You see, unlike the unwashed masses of lesser generals, we adhere to a sacred code of anonymity. Here, the name field is to remain pure and unsullied. No glittering tripcodes, no flamboyant signatures, no “notice me, senpai” monikers.Such antics are the ways of the dreaded tripfag — a creature reviled in these lands. Their presence disturbs the delicate balance of shitposting and banter that sustains our calcio-fueled temple. Thus, we enforce with righteous zeal the NO TRIPFAG POLICY.So, dear neophyte, cast aside the vanity of identity, and embrace the void of “Anonymous.” Post memes of Allegri’s Jurassic negative xG-ball, laugh at Juve’s endless roid/refball trophy hauls, and smirk at Roma — forever promising greatness, yet hoarding Conference League medals like they’re Champions Leagues.And of course, do not forget to prod Inter — masters of bottling when it matters — and Bbilan, who alternate between proclaiming themselves kings of Europe and being humbled by Bologna on a rainy Sunday.For in anonymity, we are all equal… equally insufferable, but united nonetheless.adjusts monocle, tips fedora twice
>>151123694Did you win the cockfight?
>>151123544Don’t forget that Grimtoli and Grimolli were both balancing the books(tm).
>>151123701Yes two times. However the bed was squeaky af so I was wary of waking the neighbors up. Having to go slower did help me last for like half an hour each time tho
>>151123734Is regular sexo making your calcio views appear with more clarity?
>>151123820Not sure which ones you mean but my views remain unsullied by female presence, as they should
My fingers' a bit too cold for shitposting but thankfully MY TEAM doesn't play until the international break is over in 3 weeks
>>151124183Yeah but what about le chat
>Atalanta 2 –1 Club Brugge xG: 2.96 – 0.89Surely gasmerdini quickly dispatched this little belgioid team
Gleison Bremer has been left out of the Brazil national team once again.
>>151124183>the elusive Gattinho
>>151124190>>151124183/biz/ idea: An edit of Le Chiffre from Casino Royale, but it's Cats playing mikado
Where are the bbilan players - you know, the zoo/club said to have extremely strong European DNA?
>pepeWhat playing against cabal does to a motherfucker
>>151124522The BDF arriving to claim Hauge as one of theirs in 3...2...1...
>>151124522>No kevin the brown
>>151124522>>151124550Obsessed
Grimolli scouting this game HARD
>>151124799whats going on with Dominguez? is he completely out of the Bologna squad at the moment?
>>151124522Busy winning the scudetto
>>151123675how come kalunigger and david arent called up?
>>151124848
>>151124848Screenshotted this for future reference
>>151124960Screenshot all you want my historic 5-0 in a champions league losing friend
Reminder to update your Raspberry Pi's to Debian 13 Trixie
Negru Ops 7 beta is up
>>151124986Will do my lost 2-1 to Feyenoord last year and hasn't reached semifinals since 2022 (in which they got kicked out by Inter) buddy
how does son of whore play cristante let alone captain him. grim
>>151125086Hopefully you make it to the final again this season.
The young boys scored
>Riommetta
>>151125141Good luck to you in european competitions as we-oh wait
Are these gypsies trying to crash out of EL early in order to focus for another stunning 5th place next season?
>>151125389Is there a bosnian team in the el?
>>151125167Again
>After the stop of Cabal there are two roads: >-Assetto still at 3 with Kostic as elected in case of necessity >-defense at 4.
>Ferguson is worse than Dobbyk>Ayanoui is worse than Suffle>Bailey is more broken than Dybala>Ghilardi can't bench Merdoso>Tsimikas is worse than Zalewski
>club is called Go Ahead Eagles>it actually goes behind every time
>>151125438ok
So what’s Gasperini’s plan here exactly
>>151125878
The whole global sumud tortilla is just a bunch of poorfag Motta fans on a shit boat
>>151125912TRVKE
ERA
gasperseethi needs kurpmeiners
kek hohol retard
Gasperini is going to murder him
I fucking knewuseless bunch of shitters the lot of them
KEK
HOWEVER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQHQHAHAHQHQHAH
ive seen anything like it
1 more retake pls
KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB
JUST SHOOT DOWN THE MIDDLE YOU RETARDS
lookman would have scored it
the son of whore postgame will be an all time great
>>151126185It's actually going to happen
Just me or did it look like the keeper stepped over the line again again again?
holy shit what a rush
gone ahead eagles
>El Shawarma
>pulling a Martin Palermo in the span of 2 minutes
>riomma (puh) statusthey also need david
sickwolf would have made 1 of 3
Greek-anon and Panathinaikos status????????
>until riomma gets another penalty
>>151126300>>151126316I CAME HERE OT LAUGH LAUGH AT NANOV AMBASSADOR AND ROMA HAHAHAHAHAHA
this is no better than with juric
>>151126403
>>151126403the entire team should be forced to watch this tomorrow for 10 hoursthis embarrassment is indicative of the entire teams mentality and abilitybunch of absolute fucking retards
Does anybody know about pic related and how he's doing
>>151126460never heard of him but>same amount of goals as david and openda combined this season
>>151126505Good thing neither of those players are on obligation right
>>151126403slava ukraini!!
>>151126403Intrasting
You now remember the Pau Torres to Jj rumours
>>151126644>La Sergeja>Bau Dorres>Draxler>That one goal tho>Berardi (every year)what could av bean…
>>151126403Juric's fault
>get home from the stadium>rewatch those penaltiesPORCO DIO
>>151126403Fuck I missed that, and holy fucking shit how is that possible
>>151126644You now remember Felipe Anderson or whatever his name was being linked to Jj on a free but then going to Brazil at the last second and turning out to be a shitter even in the Brazilian league
>>151126913Grim
>>151126816Read the post match interview and I'm not sure it wasn't Juric wearing a skin suit tbf
Holy fuck I'm watching Feyenoord and this might be the biggest robbery I have ever witnessed
>>151126403>Sickwolf era.webm
>>151127028Rigged for EPLel sissies, sad!
>>151127118How the fuck did a Muntari moment happen in 2025
>>151127135¯\_(ツ)_/¯
damn just came home, looks like I missed a certified riomma moment
>>151127135Dont call it muntari moment. Its a buffon moment. He is the cheater and liar
Obsessed
>>151127245Buffon literally just saved the ball, blame the refereeing for not seeing that it was over the line
bbilanvictimism
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>>151127265>“I have to be honest, it was all moving so quickly that I didn’t realise the ball had crossed the line. Mind you, even if I had realised, I certainly wouldn’t have told the referee!"Cheater and liar
>>151127292This is a Benatia moment tho
>>151127229>>151126403
TRANQUILLI CI PENZO I-
>>151126403breh
>the cheater and liarNotice how xis English suffers from time to time, my running theory is this happens when xe doesn't manage to get xis bf off
>>151127412The most I remember seeing is 2 penalties missed back to back and it was also in Yurop with an Israeli club involved if I remember correctly
>>151127412Now factor in the club in question being the cinghiali and the probability of them getting a penalty in any given match is of 95% circaThe probability of those zingaroid and argensimian abominations of dovbyk and soule (allegri turned him into a 'nomeno btw) missing them is like 80% eachThe probability of the refs desperately trying to make riomma score by repeating the penalty in case they miss it is 100% Kurpa de taylor btw
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>>151127458Bruno Giordano missed all 3 in Lazio - Napoli 1984
probability doesn't exist it either happens or it doesnt
I will now watch your movie
I'm like 99% sure there was a rule about how the penalty taker must stay the same if they re-take it but they probably mysteriously changed it for the bvrini in this specific occasion
>>151127535Anon you can't just make rules up on the spot.
>>151127560You can in Serie A doe
>>151127535Beppe you have a stadium to demolish, focus on that instead
>>151127560but twinkazzo just did that for naming moments
surely fiocretina wont slip and waste the coefficient points
The epitome of Dutch football heritage: put the pressure on for the majority of the game, only to end up with nothing in the end. Same old shit every single time
For the new opTitle: /seriea/ - thREEEEE edition
>>151127791>>151127791>>151127791Here for more statistical improbabilities
