>tuesday 30/09:>BRA121:30 | Atlético-MG x Juventude>ARG119:00 | Newell's x Estudiantes>BRA221:35 | Goiás x Atlético-GO>wednesday 01/10:>BRA119:00 | Palmeiras x Vasco19:00 | Sport x Fluminense19:00 | Mirassol x RB Bragantino19:30 | Internacional x Corinthians21:30 | Santos x Grêmio21:30 | Botafogo x Bahia>COPA COLOMBIA (UTC-5)21:00/19:00 | Once Caldas x Dep. Pasto22:00/20:00 | Santa Fe x Ind. MedellínUTC-3/[local time]
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I had to fire someone today and there was this gossip dude around. I’ll get him fired next
just worke up from a 3 hour flu induced napfeeling like total shit
>>151099159>>151099152>>151099102How does these posts affect Bokita?
>>151099195
>>151099159You should stop twisting for Fluminense anon, it's not doing you any good.
>>151099195dramatically
>>151099260this nigga look like he pee on the carpet
>>151099318I do that too
>>151099260cute perro
Y'all not getting iqmogged by a 8 yo, are you?
sexo com mortas
>>151099436he better be a Vasco da Gama fan
>>151099436Dumbest Mirassol fan.
QI is not a reliable measure of intelligence and kids being put into highly intellectual places is a bad thing since it deprives them from being children and from talking to people of their age
>>151099436>"If he is so smart then how come he still thinks Rio is the capital?">"If he is so smart then how come he orders feijoada with a side of ketchup?">"If he is so smart then how come the samba schools haven’t recruited him for his ‘genius’ rhythm?">"If he is so smart then how come he calls Pelé ‘that soccer guy’?"This is what chatyipichi thinks about it.
After a lot of research I've come to the conclusion that the team with the dumbest fans on the internet is River. And it's not even close.
Chikaner was using /copalib/ to train a moderator AI and got BTFO by /g/ https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/105510541/#105510541
>>151099578bocabros...
Kids should be selling candies by street lights, not being indoctrinated at school, they're too impressionable for that
>>151099444Yes, like her.
>>151099611This the piss drinking whore right?
this nigga investigating chikaner like he's a polícia federal agent baka
>>151099626yes
BENNULDI
>>151099627I dont care about chikaner endeavors i was just searching for copalib mentions outside of /sp/ and found him using our posts for AI
>This post is in Portuguese and appears to be a rant unrelated to sports.
>This post ("coworkers are talking about Mbappé again") is about workplace conversations, not sports content.
>>151099741There's your AGI bro
>>151099667What else did you find?
>>151099095Is this the famous ball soup I keep hearing about?
>"seething, there's a lot of offtopic garbage generals like /copalib/ which could be cleaned up">"and you don't have to be a mod, this helps regular users like us clean up the website">>regular users like us>>>regular users like us>>>>regular users like us>>>>>regular users like us>>151099806Nope, this is the world famous cachorro quenchi
imagine you have a kid and he comes out brazilian
>>151099667that is the archfag, he even created a copalib thread on /g/https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/88763822/#88763822
This is related to sports
*grabs crotch* this is related to sports
>>151099891al qaeda are good guys now silly
>>151099667>this post ("bom chia copalib") is gibberish and completely unrelated to sportsFighting words.
>>151099838>generals like /copalib/ which could be cleaned upwhy
>>151099838where did you read this?
>>151099956he hates us
>>151099990Here >>151099585
>>151099667>this post ("bom chia copalib") is gibberish and completely unrelated to sports
What if we became friends with Chikaner?
>he actually got so butthurt that is trying to get us banned with ai
Top 5 music of all time:>touhou music>silent hill music>evangelion music>jorge ben>marcha de san lorenzo (at the gates of paris mix)
>>151100045As a child I befriended the literal tard of the barrio once. He liked fuchibola so it was pretty easy to keep him in check but he would do based retard shit like breaking windows with rocks and lifting viejas skirts for no reason. Got shipped off to somewhere only god knows. Godspeed to you, Mauricio wherever you might be, you downie fuck.
>>151099801One nigga from /int/ saying he avoids this general because of trikas schizo and because according to him "they are all leftists"Everytime someone says something he doesnt like over there he says "go back to /bra/">>151099863He must be the same person as chikaner then because he talks exactly the same
>>151100088Dubs of friendship
>>151100089that's crazy i feel like i'm the only leftie here
>>151100089Go back to /copalib/**My bad
>>151100112He was on /bra/ alot so there might be a chance that he considers anyone the left of adolf hitler to be a communist
>>151100089kek I bet he thinks that just because trikaschizo hates sonaro
I still don't like trikas btw, no matter how much his autism is shielding us from chikaner
>>151100089>>151100147>his autism is shielding us from chikaner>he avoids this general because of trikas schizoThis is inspirational, no matter who you are, you can always be useful and contribute to your communities <3
That's because when he's in his trikas personality, he can't be chikaner at the same time
>>151099801>What else did you find?Aside from the usual /int/ we have been mostly mentioned on /tv/ /mu/ /a/ (most specifically on the dragon ball general) /pol/ & /vt/ - virtual youtubers board
>>151100254I do love that and the bean poster
beanheirao
>>151100254lmao saved
There it is!He said the thing. He said the funny word: banheirão!He did it again.Now THAT'S a copalib moment I've been waiting for. Please say again, sir. Never stop saying banheirão. Say banheirão everyday. I love it!
We are here btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uULsaDHmQBw
>>151100327>nooo how dare you build a garage
>>151100327Both ugly but for different reasons
>>151100327kek no way
>>151099667BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDFUCK OUT OF TOPIC LOW LIFES
O olimpia é minusculo
>>151100340>nevermind i did it by stealing the sidewalk, chud, let the proletariat prosper
>>151100350but how do you destroy from left to right in such few years? like puxadinhos are torto and not even completedit's just there to makeit uglier
>>151100327Doesn't look like the same street unless everyone expanded their houses up to the asphalt
>>151100405By building garages and not repainting, everything else is the prefecture fault like the shitty road
>/copalib/ mentioned in /trash/>all of the posts are in the same tranny general
>>151100406Thats exactly what is happening on that picture
>>151100449why are you browsing that, stay there pls
I will start to sneak the word copalib in random posts I make on other boards. Be on the lookout
fuck a.nal
>>151100475see >>151100254
>>151100406Same street name, same building at the end of the street. They walled up every piece of the sidewalk they could to have more private space and a garage (poor people are petty and selfish). In a proper neighbourhood they'd get fucked by associação de moradores e amigos and the municipal government but shithole dwellers have a free pass to make their hellholes even more miserable.
The nigga that lives in a closed condominum since he was 7 years old just posted the above with clenched teeth believing that happened would happen to him
>>151100327>this is the people saying the rest of Bostil wouldn't survive without their state
How are you preparing your company for the tax reform in 2026, copalib?
>>151100516I'm sorry, are you having a stroke?
>>151100537Im unemployed
>>151100327>you don't understand, I NEED to store my shitty celta on a garage, or else it will deteriorate from exposure to sunlight>oh? exposed bricks and asbestos roofing on my house? who cares
>>151100516>believing that happened would happen to himHas anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
>>151099558yeah, my psychologist told my parents the same shit.little dude will suffer hiw whole life having to deal and interact with 70 IQ bostillerosthey need to let him enter MENSA and also get his ass out of this cursed country asap
>>151100552More time to study about the tax reform
>>151100575Not particularly
>>151099558Fuck you and fuck Alien Earth
>>151100584You sound like pedophile
>Go to bossberg for advice on assignment he gave me>Nigga suggests I should use goyGPT
be honest /copalib/, you post in a red board regularly don't you
>>151100631no
>red boardshit is pink, dou. black if you use tomorrow style
>>151100631based colorblind argie anon
>his team made a deal with flamengo
>>151100631I only lurk the twitch slut threads, but faggot mods don't even let you post leaks, the homos.
>>151100638I said be honest
>>151100679...yes
>>151100679are you blind? i said no retard stop buzzing me
Neymar não joga mais em 2025. Segundo informações de Rodolfo Gomes, o atacante do Santos não terá tempo de recuperação para voltar a jogar neste ano. A fonte ainda fala: “Ele tá viciado em whisky com energético, fuma narguilé e só dorme às 4/5h da manhã…”
>>151100601जा अपनी गांड में घुसा ले, मैं जानता हूँ, कुतिया की औलाद, शांत धोखा खाने वाला — तुमने मेरे flamengo के बारे में क्या कहा, तुम कूड़ा, हरामज़ादा, मैं तुझे पकड़ लूँगा, कमीना।
not proud to say i'm back to gooning to character dot ai
dude writes in hindi to joke about aylmaos.... then people ask themselves why aliens will invade Earth.would you like to be compared to indians, ENzo?
^mengao
best 5 post streak in copalib since the racing incident
Leila sobe o tom: 'Seria bonito formarmos nova liga excluindo o Flamengo'
>>151100771Notice the sudden lack of blueflags
>>151100842POV: your brazilian bf is prolapsing again
not a single chi-chi-chi-le-le-lean flag in the last 100 threads... i guess chileanon and all others dyeded at Independiente game
>>151100857I dont think i understand the correlation
>>151099611vai vascoor whatever
>>151100861There were no casualties, goyim. Stop questioning the official story.
>>151100890I wonder if shes does scat porn
We are leading the paralympic athletics world cup medal table
>they're listening to pergolini again
08h30 (Segunda e sexta) - Posse de Bola - Eduardo Tironi, José Trajano, Juca Kfouri, Mauro Cezar Pereira, Arnaldo Ribeiro e Danilo Lavieri debatem os temas da semana.08h30 (Terça a quinta) - UOL Esporte News - Eduardo Tironi e o time de colunistas do UOL comentam as principais notícias do dia14h (Todos os dias) - De Primeira - Luiza Oliveira, PVC e Lucas Musetti revelam os bastidores do mundo da bolaTem alguem que acorda 8 da manha pra ver Juca Kfouri?
thread ruined. bye.
>>151099152Based HR roastie.
>>151100890>whore goes to OF to sell tits and ass pics, don't make a single dime out of it after the initial hype.>after 3-6 months we have videos of her being triple penetraded by Ngubus, her father and even her sonsuch many cases
>>151100890ELA TEM
>>151100940MAIS É QUE
>>151100908they who?>>151100908>they're?
kimataaaaaa
>he's back
>>151100971
Its fake its not him its someone wearing his skin
>>151100998now we need to move the thread to /x/we oficially getting messages from the dead
>>151100908>they're?
>>151100987>>151101095they're is short for they are anon, I mean the people here who listen to that faggot on a regular people
>>151101093its always been a dream of mine to have a /copalib/ thread on /x/ where instead of football we center the discussions around the paranormal
meu japao ensuring benigno stays 6ft under
ok, let's talk about itI think they noped the fuck out after discovering that Vasco exists
>>151101129niggas here would only try to summon succubus and sheeeitthey wouldn't even appreciate my tarot readings :^(
>>151101129I want a copalib word where we can have separate threads for different topics related to the sudaca experience
>>151101183Mãe quis matar as 2 filhas
>>151101209>wordI meant board
funny how the proliferation of HD cameras in every pocket produced exactly zero undisputable HD footage of UFOs on this century
>>151101237well alien technology improves too duh
>>151101183Vasco lost btw
>>151101237I have some but for my own safety I'm unable to upload them here
I saw a alien he had 3 cocks and tried to scalp me with a Gillette
>>151101254share it on the /copalib/ telegram group
>>151101247You just gotta pay for the Foundry projects, I suggest going for the Plasma weapons first.
>>151101261that was a paulista tranny
>>151101117ah, your family?
River is the greatest team on the flat earth.
>>151101290Then why was he green you stupid fucking chud
>>151101318palmeiras twister
>>151101318anon.... that was the methanol kicking in
>>151101318he couldn't take a bath after 3 months in cracolandia, anon...
>>151100491Didn't notice the name street, my brain just avoid reading portuguese>>151100516What do you win by being like this, you are pathetic
>>151101358I win many things by being like this, encounter me tomorrow by the westside of morumbis stadium so we can solve this once and for all
>>151101371>westside of morumbisnear the chokito arquibancada or diamante negro?
umbrella finna boutta get banheirao'd
>>151101318
>>151101318He was bodysurfing in the Tietê
>>151101383>t. palmerdense whos pays 300 to see palmerda play in cement floor painted in green
>>151101383You know very well the spot
>>151101371name an hour, tough guy
sentiu
>>151101371>westside of morumbis stadiumthe albert einstein hospital? what are you doing there?
>>151100018lmao, what a fucking retard
the miserable hates those who are happy
>>151101513Dont worry about it
>Chokito não é um produto associado diretamente à Mondelez no Brasildumb ass retard
>>151101552a gente vai te mata parceiro
>>151101371I don't have condoms
>watch Heavy Metal>all the women have big busheswhy did they take that from us?
but chokito is just like the diseased ridden black cocks that trikas love :(
Is sao paulo playing? No.Is sao paulo being mentioned? Yes.What do we call this? Mental illness.
>>151101559>MondelezI just eat real 90% cocoa chocolates. Not some chocolate flavoured goyslopyou can shove the entire caixa de bis in your ass
>but chokito is just like the diseased ridden black cocks that trikas love :(
>>151101650dark chocolate is for tryhards
>>151101650They reduced the size from 10 to 8, so it's easier to fit
>>151101601To finally get rid of the rampant genital crabs epidemic
>>151101318https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_children_of_Woolpit
Chocolate is for womenReal men eat the trash from your neighbor that forgot to properly seal his bag
>>151101668>genital crabsskill issue
pequeñojotabros...
>>151101693what if the trash is chocolate
>>151101716then its allowed, and very masculine
?Your family listen to Pergolini tv show
I don't have a family
Neither river nor Boca play today>>151101601It is literally a cartoon
>>151101693Fellas, is it gay to not eat rotted food in unsanitary conditions?
>>151101754>he doesn't know
>>151101753What abot us? :(
>>151101754>It is literally a cartoonshow me any cartoon made in the last 20 years that has a BUSH
/copalib/ is like that weird alcoholic uncle that is creepy with the young nieces
>>151101791
>>151101808Fuck you nigga i was gonna make that joke
>>151101767I'm sorry anon
Atletico mineiro is playing juventude. I like juventude kit, green and white>>151101791Big mouth from netflix
>>151101973that's not a cartoon, that's a humiliation ritual
Maybe brazil red kit wouldnt be that bad>>151101894Me too i think the argentinian consciously set it up
>>151101601it really suckseven worse now people are starting to mock men that don't shave
>Big Mouth>Smiling Friends>That shitty satanic cartoonModern (((adult))) cartoons are dead and gone
>>151102077smiling friends is goodbig mouth is not an adult cartoon, it's meant to groom teenagers
>>151101953I Understood That Reference
>>151102077not a single day goes by without my friend telling me to watch that crap, it used to be rick and morty, then division palermo and now this shitI never watch anything he recommends but he never got the hint
>azzaro went after fucksBased, if I ever meet him, I’ll do the needful. Fucks needs to have his ass kicked
>>151102037>people are starting to mock men that don't shaveThis happened to me, fuck this gay earth.
>>151102212>azzaro went after fuckswho's next? sucks?
>>151102121>smiling friends is goodI'm too old for the constant assault of shitty non sequitur ADHD humor, sorry anon>>151102170God, I'm so fucking glad that Rick and Morty circled out of the mainstream so I don't have to pretend to like that shit anymore to get pussy. I even played that shitty fucking pokemon clone for android they made. I'm pretty sure the hoe in question still plays that shit, tragic.
>>151102235Sneed
vish miga, esse jogo foi feio pros meus ianques
smiling friends is /copalib/ culture, don't you forget
i tried watching Exploding Kittens........couldn't endure the first 5 minutes
>le modern cartoon is.... le bad!>but this asian slop made for 12 yo japanese toddlers is the peak of animation howeverValeu Beleza
>>151102390>>but this asian slop made for 12 yo japanese toddlers is the peak of animation howeverWho are you quoting?
>>151102418Me
>>151102418and me
>>151102077Adult cartoons were never good.
imagine you get to heaven and god has a bolivian accent
btw Simpsons movie sequel was announcedI hope it's a finale
>>151102525I wouldn't be able to tell because all you niggas sound the same
>>151102525thankfully thre's no way I go to heaven
>>151102546it will be the biggest even in argentina since bover copalib final
>>151102475Possible, but they are certainly worst than ever. You can call me anything you like but South Park and the like could make you laugh from time to time at least.>>151102525The rapture already passed, bruh. You are stuck down here with all of us degens.
Palermo once lost 3 pks in the same match>>151102546Reminder to include a football related phrase just in case
Bart pega a escopeta pro pai que o faustão quer roubar meu rim
Name 1 guy who initially played for sao caetano who went on to be a good player
Daily reminder santa fe lost a match against river with enzo perez as a goalkeeper
Name 1 guy
What do they eat at River Plate's stadium?Canja de galinha kkkkkkkkk get it
Daily reminder inter beat olimpia 6x0 in the group phase of a libertadores, then played then again in round of 16, tied both matches 0x0 and got eliminated in penalties
Olavo de Carvalho debunked Guenon
>>151102848In 2008, Fluminense beat Liga by 1-0 in the Maracanã and held a 0-0 draw in Quito in the group stage.
In 2008 copalib was born
copalib was engraved in the heart of all sudacas it wasn't created, it just came to life
Emelec 2 x 0 Flamengo, 2019https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq3GOYcgQJIThe comments are gold
>>151102914>copalib is underaged No wonder it’s full of chileANOs and peruANOs
Is romario the greatest brazilian player to never play in the state of sao paulo?In trv there is a philipines general. i clicked on it. There is a resident schizo saying phillipines threads are paid maketing campaigns "which are forbidden on this website"Why does this site attract the mentally ill ike a magnet?
Roberto carlos started out as a uniao sao joao player>>151102914Which day? We could hold anniversaries
>>151102887Wtf
bro is doing one of those mental flow stuff where you just say whatever comes to your mindcan't blame him, that's basically how Clarice lispector wrote her books
>>151103070I dont remember the specific date but it was a few libertadores match threads and after that it was the 2012 corinthians vs chelsea match thread that was literally just a /copalib/ thread with half of it being off topic
But if you want to know when we started calling it /copalib/ it was somewhere around 2016 i think
>>151103108it was 2015
>>151103122Have you been around since that date? Have you been here since the first /copalib/? Do you remember the first oc? Didnt think so chud
Rony.............
copalib started in 2006, but we were on taringa! back then
juntaram todos os schizos numa PANELINHA FODIDAeu vou dormir
>>151103155thats just common knowledge
i member being here in 2009
>>151103050>Is romario the greatest brazilian player to never play in the state of sao paulo?Probably. Unless you rate Zico, Zagallo or Nilton Santos above him.
>>151103195I dont remember reading that on the /copalib/ wiki
Cleyton get down on your kneesTime for cake and rice and beans
>>151103259herehttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/56940590/#56940590this is the first ever copalib thread where it says /copalib/ in the subject
Which brazilian player had the best carreer in italy during serie a gokden age on the 80s amd early 90s? Falcão?
>>151103300that's like saying Brazil started with the republicyou can do better, bro
>>151103317your original post was when we started calling it /copalib/, you absolute retard>>151103108
>>151103300Maech 3rd is the official copalib anniversary from.now on. Next march 3rd we must all bring giftsAlso>is huracan any goodFuck, this shit is cursed from the beggininh
bros she like us
>>151103333Thats not me
>chilelAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Richard rios got dribbled by a limping player on the weekendToday he scored an own goal
feels good to see rony playing for another team
I wish I had the Nguyenzinho selfie savedIt's the only /copalib/ poster who ever posted a selfie here
>>151103463You must know more about Richard Rios than his own mother
David luiz played the germans again and only lost by 5
Lautaro and julian scored today. Vini hasnt
.
>>151103336The first threads specifically for copalib in a sports board were made in 2008 for the final Fluminense x LDU (i believe)First libertadores mention ever was on 2006
>>151103037Thoughts on panama 1 x 1 ukraine
>>151103531Fuck that was todayI fucking missed it
>>151103524What date would you suggest
>Guarello: ¡japon te cago a patadas en el estadio nacional!kek
btw the first trikaschizo was gogeta palmeirense.and if your cú doesn't have an acento is because you lost de tanto dar
Galo bros....will we score?
Messi bros....they gave us fire
>>151103613not if we depend on Rony
>>15110358026 june 2008 was the first leg of the final and the first thread
>>151103639Ok. June 26th it is. You better honor this new tradition next year
>>151103649What kind of present do you give to a general
Most anniversaries and holidays are fabricated. Jesus wasn't born on the 25th.
>>151103695were you there? sybau
>>151103754Where is sao paulo
>argentinian Litoral>not actually in Litoral
>>151103785that's because they're Litoral, not Literal
kek
>>151103754>lead the attendance rates in 1975 to watch the best Fluminense since 1960>choke against internacional in the maracanãThis is why you should never go to la cancha
>>151103377she has a wider back than me
>the best Fluminense since 1960nigga, the best fluminenC in the entire history was from 2023 and they were shit
How far can los cafeteros go in 2026
>>151103463lmao, another eurotard scammed by Leila>>151103948based esqueleto
>>151103948post your cucetinha, little twink
>>151103961recency bias
apparently /copalib/'s golden boy vini jr was trash against the almighty kairat from kazakhstan today
>>151103981This is shamefulLike rodallega scoring with one leg and that player who got outrun by the ref
>>151103984>recency bias>prehistoric biasDinos were superior to homo sapiens sapiens cuz my chicken said so
>>151104006your posts are starting to become too characteristic, be careful or we might give you a ___schizo nickname
>>151104028yeah? and who am I?
>>151103961>hates fluminense>has grade school reading comprehension
Why was cezar maluco labeled as maluco
Today is Bay DayTarget: BotafogoDEATH TO UAEDEATH TO RTDEATH TO CBFCENI OUT
>>151104213the girl in white is ugly as fuck but she got some nice fucking legs. would spread it and cum inside
Happy birthday to cerro
>>151104213Hope my nigga plays
>>151104389
>>151104213i watched Baêa x paucheira. the first time in my life i watched a bahia game without being against my team.bahia sucks. your players are shit without the minimum spacial awareness and antecipation required to drive a car, much less to play in primeira divisão.Ceni is saving your team from being relegated, and, in fact, is achieving the best historical position in the table. You should lick the ground he steps.
>>151104447Does jeanlucas deserve to be called to the nt
>>151104447Bahia without Ceni would be leader right now
>>151104458he should be called back to sertão and start planting palma>>151104464sure thing, buddy. sure thing.
>>151102568nah, we keep watching the first 10 seasons over and over
>>151104447>michel araújo>kayky>marcos roberta and gabriel lixeira until just the other dayIt's like City Group wanted to assemble a team with the worst frauds in the history of Laranjeiras and see what would happen. I hope Soteldo impresses their scouts.
>>151104464you without meds would be on the streets right now
>>151102077these are manchildren cartoons for manchildren that want to feel like big boysan adult cartoon is dragon ball Z
>>151104482He was born in rio
>>151104902then he should go back to the morro and start selling maconha
>>151104213
>>151104997one eye on the cat and the other on the fish
dubs and I porra na cueca
If boca wins the league riquelme must stay
Botafogobros...
>descolados
Racing is gonna save gallardos job
>>151105453
>>151105969o goy acreditou nisso agora tá vendendo empadinha pelo ifood
Osmar Stábile appoints positions to people linked to Andrés Sanchez and Duílio and generates discomfort at Corinthians.Lifetime councilor Antônio Rachid was appointed general secretary. He already held the position during Roberto de Andrade's term, who belonged to the Renovação & Transparência group, and is an ally of Andrés Sanchez.Joaquim Arruda was appointed to the commercial marketing board. He was director of aquatic sports during Duílio's administration.The situation generated discomfort at Parque São Jorge. A faction of Timão sees a contradiction from Osmar Stábile. When he was elected, the president said there would be no "stamped figurines" in his administration.The discomfort occurs days after another controversy that fell poorly at Corinthians: last week, Osmar Stábile met with Caixa to negotiate a debt renewal for Neo Química Arena, and the meeting included the presence of Andrés Sanchez.
>>151105360what do those people do in all those boats?
>>151107147Rent a sailboat with your friends and you'll understand
>>151107147rebolate lentinho for the crias
Woken up with Paldurao but I twist for Palmolengo
Leila is taking the pal out the mengo, she wants it all
Well that’s what you get for dealing with the mengo
Do NOT wish a bom chia to the coalibers. You WILL be banned
bom chia copalib
say one new name for today's convocation. whoever gets it right wins a caldinho de feijão
help me name my team copalib
>>151107739Transvegan
>>151107397Pal, men go
>>151107513Igor paixãoThat guy that scored 2 on united last weekend
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>>151107739Vascaco
I was searching for teams that have locusts as mascots but this showed up instead
>>151107779Traingulation with San Pablo, grebbbio and bbbbascoThese being the most important teams from BrasilKino
>galinho chicken littleMineiros teams only have good geographical location (right next to Eixo). Put them in nordeste and put Bahia and Vitória in their place. Bahia will win 5 brasileiros in 10 years and Galinho and Cugoloso will be struggling not to fall for Serie C
>>151107739sex day
>>151107816>>151107816>I was searching for teams that have locusts as mascotsclosest I could find is girona (it's a fly)
4 in every 10 citizens of salvador live in a favela btw
>>151108097where do the other ones live?
>>151108118in são paulo
>>151107147boteirhao
>>151108039>>151107816There's a Swiss club literally named Grasshoppers FC
>>151108135sovl
>>151108135Should be called "brazilians fc" instead.
James is a honorary locust
>>151108135>picWell, post the Swiss club
>>151108278those are New Swiss, bigot
>>151107846Anon, what the fuck are you talking about? Curitiba is closer to São Paulo than BH and paranaense clubs are still shit. Clubs from MG have a natural advantage because the state is populous, wealthy and has a long footballing tradition. Not because of its proximity to Rio and São Paulo. >b-but if Bahia was based elsewhere we'd be better and and andBut you aren't. Bahia is a club from Bahia as the name suggests. If your state is too shit to sustain a single competitive football club, I'm sorry but that's life. I doubt Paysandu or Operário-MS fans have any ambitions to win the Libertadores either, but at least they're not whining about it.Eixo, eixo, eixo, eixo. Carioca mostra os bagos, baiana vem com o queixo.
Guys, you can wake up, September ended
>>151108286They look like they come from Uberlandia (Brazil)
longest september in history btw
>>151108039Kek
>>151108308>copacabanaBoliviabros we cannot stop WINNING. Copacabana is more culturally influential than Paris.
>>151108297It's funny because Bahia had an early start, the country was discovered there, money was concentrated there as it was the first capital and it's a port city closer to the northern hemisphere, where the money is.but guess they're still goddamn lazy
This is how I imagine blueflag posters
I'm not an argie flag, i can't say whats the problem with Bahia without being banned
>>151108342The northeast was sabotaged by early success. They peaked when the country was a glorified farm that didn't reap any of the benefits. Coffeechads were better off in the early empire, took off and never looked back.
>>151108350I met a person like this the other day.
>>151108376>when the country was a glorified farm>was
Copalib is laton american autonomyChikaner is the american department of statePerro caca ops going undeleted are the falklands, essequibo, belize, the parts of mexico america caught etcTrikas schizo is a caudillo that promises to set us free but will actually try to fuck our wives and steal our money
>>151108399Trikaschizo is Antônio Conselheiro.
>>151108399genuinely schizophrenic post
Can I be copper american
>>151108416>copper americanThat's how Alfie pronounces Copa América
>>151108399>>151108404Trikaschizo is Francisco Gomes da Silva, o Chalaça.He tries to divert the attention to another group of enemies while selling the whole Empire to freemasons
>>151108416fuck off Ea-Nasir
latón-americain
e o novo técnico do cobreloa é
>NOVO REGIONALAlém da Copa do Nordeste e da Copa Verde, serão criada a Copa Sul-Sudeste. Equipes classificadas para os torneios Conmebol não disputam essas competições, que terão jogos justamente nas datas continentais.>REDUÇÃO DOS ESTADUAISOs torneios locais passam a ter um limite de no máximo 11 datas. O formato será definido individualmente por cada uma das federações>REVOLUÇÃO NA COPA DO BRASILA Copa do Brasil será completamente remodelada. Ao todo serão 126 times na disputa. A competição terá cinco fases inicias em jogo único, com todos os 20 times da Série A entrando na quinta fase, a última antes das oitavas. São 102 vagas distribuídas nos campeonatos estaduais e outras quatro para os campeões das Séries C, D, Copa Verde e Copa do Nordeste (estes quatro entram na terceira fase). As oitavas, quartas e semifinal serão em jogos de ida e volta. A final será em partida única que encerra o calendário do futebol brasileiro no dia 6 de dezembro.
how did he smuggle a full can of pepper spray to the stadium? don't they get baculejo'd before getting in?
O Brasileiro além de malandro, é violento, covarde e espalha AIDS e sifilisPq os nossos vizinhos nos odeiam, será?
>>151108464>revolution in CdB>we still gonna fuck your team with a retarded schedule until the last day of the season!>and if you win you can say you have a 3rd tier title and a spot at libertinha
>>151108459I miss this guy so much
>>151108464Is this your suggestion or real? It sounds believable
>>151108490Wdym paraguayans treat me really well
>>151108511I just made it all up, sorry
>>151108487it wasn't pepper spray it was some homemade shit he made, can't find the pics now
copa do bostil should begin with estaduais and finish in July at most. its completely retarded to fuck clubs running to win brasileiro and liberta
>>151108518It's ok, I dislike any changes to Copa do Brasil that turn into a 1-game mickey mouse tourney, and whenever big teams get out of tournaments for le too many matches reason, so I'm glad its not true
>>151108547well actually it is realhow do you feel about that, huh?
>>151108556I guess its time to start watching something else then
>>151108464>copa sul-sudesteNew Mickey Mouse cup>revolution in cdbCBF acknowledges that the Copa do Brasil is a Mickey Mouse cup
>CBF anuncia que o Brasileirão 2026 vai começar no dia 28 de janeiro e acabar no dia 2 de dezembro.
>>151108574And that's a good thing
Cbf announces the creation of hypercup, with all the brasileirao winners + sport
Cbf announces the argentinian league will reduce the number of teams to 24 next season unless boca or river is relegated
CBF announces that 13 big clubs was a meme.But they'll send at least 4 fax titles to everyone else to compensate
Just turn the Estaduais into a 2nd level of Regionais, make all Regionais with the classic 7 game World Cup format. All teams outside of the Regionais play against each other till there is 8, then they face the top 9-16 from Regionais in a single match, the 8 teams that come out of these matches join Copa do Brasil playing the best 8 from Copa do Brasil, where they play 2 games all the way to the finals, which means 8 matches in total for the teams who go all the way.Consider also reducing Serie A to 18 clubs and raising Serie B to 22 or 24. And thats it. Schedule problem fixed, Copa do Brasil doesn't get ruined, Regionais keeps the cultural/local aspect of Estaduais, and Estaduais keep being essential to the pyramid.
fuck this garimpeiro nigga honestlyinstead of creating série E he fucking reduced the number of dates for série D and reinflated série C
Cbf announces the promotion of Paranaense will be to Bolivian league to help the neighboring country develop a stronger league
CBF announces Palmeiras won the Mundial in 51, 52, 53 and 87 (1887)
>teams from Espírito Santo WON'T play Copa Sul-Sudeste, instead they'll play Copa Centro-Oeste
>>151108650you are the only nigga with ideas worse than CBF
>>151108655This should be a thing
>>151108654a national serie E is economically impossible.should make like english vanarama with south, north, east and west
>>151108661Give me the reasons, with proper arguments, please.The only hard part in all of that for CBF would be convincing the state league presidents to accept becoming 2nd level, but CBF could do it gradually anyway
the only bad things about all of the announced changes is Copa do Brasil final in a neutral pitch
>>151108659tbqh no one even remember where Espirito Santo is. we only remember about it when doing the sinal da cruz
just left a trolha at the works bathroom
>>151108686why would you cut your dick off at work, anon?shouldn't you be doing your transition at SUS?
The joke is based on a misunderstanding and playful absurdity."Just left a trolha at the works bathroom" – In Portuguese, "trolha" can mean a "big, messy poop" or sometimes even a "bricks-and-mortar" slang for a construction worker, but here it refers to something unpleasant in the bathroom, a literal turd (poop)."Why would you cut your dick off at work, anon?" – This line is the punchline, and it takes the phrase "just left a trolha" literally but absurdly. The person who replied misunderstood the word "trolha" and assumed that the person was talking about some kind of extreme gender-affirmation surgery (a "transition") at work. The suggestion that someone would do something as extreme as "cutting their dick off" at work is a hyperbolic, absurd twist on what was actually just a bathroom-related mess."Shouldn't you be doing your transition at SUS?" – This line is a sarcastic follow-up, referencing the Brazilian public health system (SUS), where gender-affirming surgeries could potentially take place. It's poking fun at the misunderstanding, suggesting that if someone were really undergoing a gender transition, they should be doing it at a proper medical facility, not casually at work.So, it's a joke built on a ridiculous misunderstanding. The humor is largely based on the absurdity of thinking someone would be talking about a gender transition when they’re actually just referring to a bathroom incident. The comment also plays off the idea of people talking about delicate or intimate subjects in a public, unfiltered way, which adds to the humor.
>>151108350The only person I know who speaks guarani is umbrella and de boca.
In brazil they call it bean spray.
>Mourinho diz no que Richard Ríos 'não tem muita qualidade', mas ameniza gol contra em Chelsea x Benfica
>el dolar se fue a la mierdaE finita
Should I sell or wait until friday.
the joke is that trolha doesn't mean a huge shit. trolha means dick.no need to write an essay to hide you transition, anon.
>>151108843He used chatgpt.
>>151108655I can get behind that
>>151108710He mad
Os judeus vao fazer uma baita sacanagem3 competições começam em fevereiro e terminam em dezembroMas durante o ano teremos 12 finais de semana sem jogos por causa de data fifa
>>151108881this time the jews got it rightimagine having no important games for 3 months. this was an abomination
>>151099095Vasco vai abrir as pernas para o palmeiras
why are there no games today in the argentinian, uruguayan, paraguayan and chilean leagues?
Grim reminder that for women sex is merely transactional, it is never a special thing.
>>151108837Depends of how urgently you need the moneyIf i was you, and used the dollars as an invesment, i would wait after the elections, because the negrada is retarded, and after the negrada voted Kicillof, the dollar went to the shit. So, using that pattern, and because whatever the result it is, the dollar still goes to the shit, i would wait a little bit moreIf not, maybe wait until friday, who knows, but waiting to friday is only in the case that you actually need the money in the short term
Cbf just announced a few rule changesWc qualifiers will be defined by who called shotgun firstChilean league players will be able.to change 30 day vacation on july for two periods of 15. They can also sell 10 days. It will be paid in argentinian pesos.Copa peru will be mandatory for every citizen to play, including women and childrenAll argentinian teams must have names in spanish or quechuaUruguayan league will have prelude, apertura, intermedio, clausura amd prologue and will be played in allegro ma no troppoEquadoran league will have a quadrangular after the final hexagonal and a final after the quadrangularColombian teams must play twice a day and only on fifa dates
>Se a Copa Sul-Sudeste existisse em 2025 e o critério de classificação fosse os Estaduais 2024, os participantes seriam:>Santos>Red Bull Bragantino>Nova Iguaçu>Boavista>América-MG>Tombense >Juventude>Caxias>Athletico>Maringá>Criciúma>Brusqueimagine watching this shit
>>151108908our league games mostly happen from friday to monday
Pensamentos?
>>151108943see >>151108941
>>151108297Anon is living on the past. Nowadays caipira clubs are way better than mineiros. Athletico-PR alone has double the titles than the 2 bigs from MG in the past 10 years.And Nordestinos don’t need libertadores titles anyway, there is Copa do Nordeste for that
cant wait for inter to lose copa Sul sudeschi to tombense at beira rio
just found a green BIC in my drawer.... i've never bought a green bic. both cover are red........
>>151108967duendjis did thatthey also misplace your keys and wallets
>>151108972its literally the only explanation
Its all mickey mouse cups when money is all thats at the table. If your team didn’t win on the glory days, it doesn’t count for nothing, except for a big bag that will probably be spent on bicho for the current players and signing of some random negebas, most of which won’t even play
Today brazil sub 20 wins and arge tina sub 20 loses. Mirassol will also lose.
>t. celebrated copa do brasil (1*) for 3 years
palmerdense felt it
>so we meet again...at the turn of the tide
My team won like 500 copas do Brasil. All from the time that libertadores teams were playing too. Yall copalets can just cope
Palmeiras is quite literally the team who won in most different decades, except for the 80s palmeiras has won major titles in every decade since the 60s (that dont count because your team was shit) kek
Why was he called gilson gênio
>>151109127boomers were insane, you couldnt watch the games of inter de Limeira on tv so some boomer would make a whole fanfic on a midfielder named Gerson Anjo Negro and how he was better than Zico
>>151109140sovl
can't believe I'm actually leaving slum PabloI used to pray for times like these
Reminder palmeiras lost the 1986 paulista final to inter de limeira
I'll give you 5 reais if you stop posting vinnies
>yes bossberg I will live where you say thank you bossberg
>>151109162Looks like madson- o foda
Murió estaduais
imagine going to a yoga class in brazil and they keep farting
>>151109162And I'm soon going there from the interior
>>151109140Zico was a fraud tho
>Meu objetivo neste artigo é apresentar de forma sucinta alguns resultados doprojeto “Meios de Comunicação, Idolatria e Cultura Popular no Brasil”. Concen-tro-me aqui nas “construções” das narrativas de duas biografias antagônicas de ído-los do futebol brasileiro: Zico e Romário
Every mengo player is overrated by Globo. It's called marketing. They gotta sell their assets
We need less mengo and more womengo
>>151109541no, being a mulherengo is a bad thing
BOKEEEEEEEE
murio boke
thoughts?>>151109174we lost brasileirão to Guarani kek, late 70s and 80s were a cursed time for us
>>151110013gilmar mendes deserves a magnitsky just for this
>>151108941kino
>São Paulo, Corinthians and Santos will probably end behind Vasco and FluminenseImagine going back 20 years to show this to a SP fan. São Paulo used to be a titan among the BR teams. I have to laugh at the people crying about Flamengo."We must have a fair league. A league can't have just Palmeiras and Flamengo as the champions!"As if Premier League, La Liga or Serie A was different. City won for almost 7 years straight. Juventus for almost 10 years and La Liga is always Barça or RM. Unless you're a defending something like NBA, which would kill football for sure, there is no solution.
limit of 1 gringo per team (coaches included) to protect brazilian jobs and the palmengo issue is solved
>>151110219Flamengo fan?
What was so bad about estaduais
99 DO HEXA CONVOCADO
>>151110495They had a weird name.
>>151110219Mulambinho, we don't want to base our league on the european ones. CBF and FIFA wants that and every change made to achieve that has been for the worst
>jean lucas not calledThere is hope
Brazilian série D 2026 with the new expansion
>>151108893mas nao teremos jogos por 3 meses, esses 3 meses serao diluidos em 12 mesesTeremos varios finais de semana sem jogos
Flamengo was born in 2019https://www.lance.com.br/lancepedia/flamengo-1-x-6-sao-paulo-no-brasileirao-2005.html
From 1981 to 2019 what did flamengo have in their favor?Zico, "incredible" fights against Vasco and that was it
Nicocado to selecinha
>is flamengo playing?No.And you know the rest.
Flamengo was son of every other big club before 2019. Specially Vasco
>>151110901Imagine if River spent from 1981 to 2019 winning 1 important title and now they claim they were always greatYou would feel like most of us
>Mulambo talks shit>gets checked>”NOOOOO YOURE OBSESSED”
>>151110919Also add complete irrelevancy during Brazil golden years 50s to 70s
>>151110919>RiverWho?
>nooooooo copas need to have fifteen different final legs or else i will cryWhy? It makes no sense to be like this just have one and done final>b-b-but muh traditionShut up nigga
>>151110495Because they are like Argentinian league level
>>151110982You can’t be defending the final unica model. You deserve to be killed
>>151110495It makes chuds seethe in a unconditional rage so they need to destroy it like everything good in this world
>le final but....... less exciting!! Very thought provoking idea indeed
Haldol tem menos efeitos colaterais que o aripiprazolNao caiam na conversa dos farmaceuticos
>>151110982>>151111004your shitty ass team wouldn't even win a jankenpon competition niggastop trying to randomize football
>everyone that disagrees with me is... LE CHUD
>>151111128meant for >>151111025
Without final unica the results of libertadores 2023 and 2024 would be way more boring>B-B-BUT I DIDNT WANT THOSE TEAMS TO WINIf it was deportiva la puta que le pariu instead you would be creaming your pants you retarded ape
>>151111151I say this
>>151111151Hes RIGHT you know!
>>151110495Imagine watching your team play against 4th division teams for four months
Flamengo is simply the biggest winner since the professionalization of Br football in 1971.Zico have fans like Maradona, which Enzos and lefties love to suck balls and fucking Pelé himself.Flamengo have the biggest hinchade since before radio was inaugurated in Brazil;Instead of completely restructuring their broke clubs, they would rather sell TV rights for the next 750 years and sell their own clubs to foreign grifters and criminals. And they demand that Flamengo earn less to somehow finance them, in some kind of sportive comunist charity.Now tell me these fags aren't completely obsessed with Flamengo.A inveja é uma merda, e o bostileiro é um ser rastejante. Nem os ratos vão comer seus restos mortais.
>>151111247TRVKE
>>151111232I don't need to imagine this...
>>151111232and still lose lolmuh schedule is all excuse to stop all the humiliations by agua santa bangu and caxias
Translation: imagine your team losing to a fourth division team because you are too small to guarantee a win, this is why we need to destroy estaduales or something to that effect
/copalib/ is more retard than cbf holy shitcongrats guys seriously
I hate you and i hope you die
Ok buddy you've been annoying enough, I recognize your efforts, you are now anointed flaschizo
>>151111348>seriouslyyou don't mean that seriously, stop lying
>>151111384i 100% meant that
You are just a chuddy scared of change and scared of the mighty estadualeI understand tho, losing to agua santa can be pretty traumatizing
They should have a final with all the regionales winners to see whos best
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>>151111384Shut up *looks up at nametag* erm WC U-20 - Colombia vs Saudi Arabia Mini thread
>>151111405You never mean anything you say
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>>151111247This soberba flamenguista is Enzo behaviour though
