>THIS ONE TIME, ANDRÉ HAD FIFTY BEERS AND THEN FIFTY MORE ON A PLANE. THERE WAS NO MORE BEER.>HE IMMEDIATELY CRIED "BATHROOM! BATHROOM!".>ANDRÉ WAS SO LARGE FOR THE BATHROOM ON THE PLANE SO SHARTED INTO A BAG.>THE SMELL WAS SO BAD. EVERYONE WAS SCREAMING AND PUKING AND WISHING THEY WERE DEAD...>...>WHAT AN ATHLETE. I MISS HIM...
FFS.Sorry, /sp/. Sage.
>>151099742>>151099761
>>151099802Did she bang André the Giant? Is that what you're saying?
>>151100098yes, many times
>>151099742Apparently he was a good goalkeeper as a kid
>>151100334And 800m sprinter too