***HEADLINES***•Agent: Hill's surgery went well, WR to play in '26•Saleh rues 'wrong choice of words' in Coen spat•Purdy hopeful toe won't keep him out vs. Rams•Payton: Tush push may be safest play in football•Dolphins cut CB Smith, former second-round pick•Sauce: Refs picking on me because Jets losing•Source: Raiders' Miller has fracture, ankle sprain•No Lamar update, but Madubuike out for seasonVOTE on Scarletism's Official /nfl/ board Power Rankings!>https://forms.gle/Khi8h9F7Ni6be6o96Last Weeks Results: >>151103343***WEEK 5 SCHEDULE***-TNF->SF@LARSunday's Games>MIN @ CLE (London Game) -Morning->LV @ IND>NYG @ NO>DAL @ NYJ>DEN @ PHI>MIA @ CAR-Afternoon->TEN @ AR>TB @ SEA>DET @ CIN>WSH @ LAC-SNF->NE @ BUF-MNF->KC@JAXBye Week>ATL CHI GB PIT***HIGHLIGHTS***>Every teams reaction to week 4https://youtube.com/watch?v=63TL5IuVQIE&si=j7emTUOwbgjRtXwi>every teams best play from Septemberhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=1Lkj4pOaB-8&si=zxg3SCLRU5DP-izq>irrelevant youtuber seethes about tim bradley's Rings for an hourhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=NkRJovgwfck&si=tITGrrDhOedCKZLm>BONUS: the NFLs highest scoring Tie game(Both Teams Lose in the end tho when you stop and think about it logically)https://youtube.com/watch?v=iuLXKeqJwK4&si=y8T1XRU1xSBXxkt6Go Rams!Thread Theme:https://youtube.com/watch?v=kt64MDdjtR8&si=BDwJd4VQOVZO1AyA
The Arizona Cardinals.
Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl
What have happens should Bone Eggs beat are Philadelphia Eagles?
• 2nd most playoff wins of all time• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time• Never missed championship round in 20s• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s• 2nd most pass TDs of all time in playoffs• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs
Reek the Geek
>>151106075got your eggs right here kiwi
>>151106079TyREEK.
>>151106083UH OH MESSY
>>151106075>ESLspeakJeet kiwi stop shitting streets
Now hear me out, what IF the Broncos beat the Eagles?
what's his fucking deal?why can't he get is together?
Thursday Night Rammies
>>151106111Checked
>>151106111I want to like the Rasm because I'm from LA but goddamn those uniforms piss me off
>>151106111something about the colts uniforms just makes their d-linemen look slow as fuck
>>151106120that's their most stomach-able uniform combo of the rebrand imo
>>151106121Most teams have a logo that makes them seem fast like the Rams horns or all the other angry animals looking like they want to kill you but the Colts are just a horse shoe
Penis Jr.
>>151106103Someone has to be the first. They're not going 17-0. Anything is possible. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Do your best!
>>151106128Eh... I can't get over the gradient on the numbers either
>>151106103Bone Eggs finna throw 4 tuddies
>>151106132Many are calling you this without your knowledge
>>151106120Rebrand happened in 2021 anon if you care more about the way the team looks than how it plays theres a team in Las Vegas that is right up your alley.
>>151106137You gotta stop talking kangaroo, M8. It's cringe
>>151106136i agree, they should just be solid yellow but nike decided to get cute with the gradientalso the walmart nametag on the front is stupid and unnecessary
>>151106148My Granddad was a huge rams fan and LAPD. He was disgusted with them moving to St Louis and the rebrand wouldn't probably made him blow his brains out when they came back to LA
>>151106151Oh fuck, yeah the name tag thing that says "Los Angeles Rams" like they're pushing shopping carts is extremely bad. No team has that
>>151106120>>151106121>>151106128>>151106130>>151106136Im glad someone is talking about this general topic because some of these colour schemes and designs just suck ass in general. So whats a really cool kit this season in your opinion?
>You gotta stop talking kangaroo, M8. It's cringe
>>151106156Its a good thing then that The Rams were wearing these when they came back in 2017, im sure your grandpa would have liked watching them play in the Coli before the move to SoFi. My Condolences anon btw.
>>151106175Norf FC.
>>151106121they're wearing all white so it makes fatasses look fatter
>>151106164>no team has thatI mean to varying degrees almost all teams have their name on the front of their jersey
>>151106171Broncos retros that they get to wear 3 times this season thanks to the Bengals wanting to wear their alts more. Thank you Bengals!
>>151106176At least they had the greatest show on turf for 3 seasons.
>>151106176He didn't live long enough to see them come back to LA, unfortunately
>>151106203No he's talking about that little nametag the Rasm uniform has in the front
I like the rams because they're reliable and do what theyre suppose to do when I bet on them. Only other teams as reliable as them are poverty stricken asshole teams that lose
>>151106213Yeah I figured by your last post its why I tried to be pre emptive. Sorry again anon I will pour a shot tonight for a fellow Ramschad guiding our path to victory from above
>>151106204Just make them the default already these are the apex football uni
>>151106267They can't because they just changed their defaults. They have to wait another 3 years I think until they can appeal for new default uniforms. Blame Walmart for being short sighted
>>151106217And what do you think this is supposed to be?
>>151106305That's nowhere near as bad as this. And it used to be even worse
The /nfl/ general is under review
>>151106373Have to agree to disagree anon these hawks jerseys have always been hot doo doo garbage and its every bit as bad as you think... you need your eyes checked.
>>151106110He now has a great defense. They are a trap game for the Chiefs.
What the Rams really need to bust out more often are their old blue and whites. These look so clean. Yes, I know that's the Colts' colors, the Rams do it better because of their helmets.
>>151106451After review of the thread the initial ruling on the field STANDs the posters are based and redpilled, no report will be filed - automatic first (You)
>>151106492My dad and I were arguing about Rams uniforms watching their whole fucking last game against the Colts. The Rams uniform argument can go on for literally hours.bHwa obviously older than me so I like the navy and gold and keep it simple but he wants the white horns and I like the gold horns and it just goes round and round.We will never see a Rams uni everyone likes. At least bring back the logo. They don't even use that shitty one they baked up a couple years ago
>>151106492we would look nothing like the colts if we did it right
A ram is just a bit of a whack animal ngl. Also NFL needs a reptile team
>>151106528Black and white Rasm? Thanks, I hate it
>>151106537Birds are related to reptiles
>>151106540>blackSurely you jest
>>151106537Reptiles are cold-blooded, football is by its nature a warm-blooded sport since it's played in the Fall and Winter. You can have baseball teams named after reptiles because it's a Spring and Summer sport.
Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 5 Edition!1. Philadelphia Eagles 32 (NC | NC)2. Buffalo Bills 31 (NC | NC)3. Detroit Lions 30 (+2 | +1.6)4. Los Angeles Rams 29 (+2 | +2.6)5. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 27.7 (-2 | -1.8)6. Los Angeles Chargers 26.9 (-2 | -2.1)7. Kansas City Chiefs 25.8 (+1 | +1.2)8. Seattle Seahawks 25.2 (+5 | +5.3)9. Washington Commanders 23.1 (-2 | -2.5)10. Indianapolis Colts 23 (+2 | +0.9)11. Baltimore Ravens 21.1 (-2 | -3.3)12. San Francisco 49ers 20.7 (-2 | -2)13. Denver Broncos 20.1 (+3 | +2.8)14. Pittsburgh Steelers 19.3 (+4 | +4)15. Green Bay Packers 18.8 (-4 | -3.5)16. Jacksonville Jaguars 18.3 (+3 | +4)17. Minnesota Vikings 16 (-3 | -3)18. Arizona Cardinals 14.9 (-3 | -2.7)19. Atlanta Falcons 13.9 (+5 | +4.2)20. Chicago Bears 13.2 (NC | +0.4)21. Dallas Cowboys 11.7 (+2 | +1.9)22. Houston Texans 11.1 (+3 | +2.5)23. New England Patriots 10.2 (+4 | +4)24. Cincinnati Bengals 9 (-7 | -6.4)25. Miami Dolphins 7.2 (+4 | +3.4)26. New York Giants 6.9 (+5 | +4.7)27. Cleveland Browns 6.3 (-5 | -4)28. Carolina Panthers 5.1 (-7 | -6.3)29. Las Vegas Raiders 4.5 (-3 | -2.9)30. New York Jets 3 (-2 | -2)31. New Orleans Saints 2 (+1 | +1)32. Tennessee Titans 1 (-2 | -2)
>>151106560Maybe a hint of blue? It looks way too dark of a blue for the rasm
>>151106564Fuck that was a good reply. Makes sense.
>>151106589Pretty sure the Broncos and Steelers are above the Ravens and Washington Football Team, come on man
>>151106590Put the uni in actual sunlight you will see its no darker than anything we have had in the past, call it an homage to our STL days if you want
I think it's time to start laughing at Travis Hunter
>>151106735Are there any non-laughable Travis' in this sport?
>>151106735I haven’t watched any jags games
>>151106744I don't think so, no>>151106751me neither, but it's time
-TNF->SF@LARSunday's Games>MIN @ CLE (London Game)-Morning->LV @ IND>NYG @ NO>DAL @ NYJ>DEN @ PHI>MIA @ CAR-Afternoon->TEN @ AR>TB @ SEA>DET @ CIN>WSH @ LAC-SNF->NE @ BUF-MNF->KC@JAXgive me your picks for my pickem league boysI won last week but this week I need some insider info. ravens gots me shook. otherwise I have selected the vegas favorites. also I have cleveland over the vikings.
>>151106776She's really lucky that the lettering on her shirt and jacket lined up so well and also happened to be the same font and size. I wonder what the process of getting a shirt on a small cow is like?
>>151106838this one alot better
>>151106735We won't live in our fears
lol
what a shitty picture
>>151106952I'm sorry. Can we talk about the death of the big RB, and how the NFL has t recovered from losing the Jerome Bettis archetype?
>>151106821What a shitty week damn
>>151106821>-TNF->>SF@LARRams>Sunday's Games>>MIN @ CLE (London Game)Vikings>-Morning->>LV @ INDColts>>NYG @ NOGnats>>DAL @ NYJCowboys>>DEN @ PHIIggles>>MIA @ CARFins>-Afternoon->>TEN @ ARCards>>TB @ SEASeahawks>>DET @ CINLoins>>WSH @ LACSkins>-SNF->>NE @ BUFBills>-MNF->>KC@JAXJags
MY St. Louis Rams
>>151106930I don't understand what this is supposed to show? I can't tell what the top is, middle is slants or maybe crossees+hitches and bottom is smash concept if I'm remembering my terminology right. Are you saying all 3 are bad or bottom is significantly worse?
>>151106171Raiders have the best uniforms in sports. Too bad the team has been shit for nearly a quarter century now.
Im gonna start a team and its gonna be called the Montana Macho Men and its just gonna be real red blooded hard hitting hardcore guys with mustaches and sunglasses and a black and gold uniform
The biggest problem and I mean this the BIGGEST problem with current NFL fans is that they live in a non contextualized world they'd rather have some mid ass mfer like Philip Rivers make the HOF because of statistics and consistency. Nobody cares about that shit when you're in the moment. I say this unreservedly Cam Newton 2015 was better than any individual season of Philip Rivers career. Not even close. You want to put some guy in the HOF because what he beat the Raiders and Broncos twice a year? Miss me with that Diddy goofy ahhhh shit. Nobody was ever scared to play Rivers statue ass and push throwing motion. He upset the Colts a couple of times. That's cool. Where did it get him? Literally the AFC version of Matt Ryan. Cam Newton was different
>>151106982Derrick Henry?
all he does is be elite and win
>>151106077Kek that faggot had Tom brady teabag him in the offs twice
>>151107329Neither should be in IMO. 1 great year doesn't make you an all time great. What you call "being mid" could also be called consistency. Where the tape is out on a guy and he still plays at a pretty high level. Cam on the other hand while he was pretty good for just 1(one) season. Did not and could not maintain it once they pressed his WRs and shut down the run game. Furthermore Phllip Midvers, though he was not as memorable never lost a SB in a most embarrassing fashion like not falling on his own fumble, he'd never do that. Which is why I'd rather have Cam for a season in spite of being a pseudo-zesty show off.
>>151106019how the fuck do you TIE in a professional football game
>>151107433By both teams having the same amount of points. Duh.
>>151107433I mean its only fair if they scored the same amount of points after the predefined time of play. Why would anyone object to this?
>>151107413No defender was ever scared of playing Philip Rivers. He won some games sure. Scared of him? No chance. He was a demon pre snap. Post snap nobody thought he could beat them they just lost some. You put Cam on those mid 00s Chargers team they're not getting upset in the divisional round
Only RB in NFL history
>>151107455Yeah they're making the SB once and losing.
>>151107177The same terrible route combinations have been a staple of the offense for years
this is aril armstead and his lovely wife. say something nice about them
Chernobyl's lead safety inspector schemes John Metchie open but won't do it for AJ Brown. He'll generate easy touches for Dallas Goedert but won't for Devonta Smith. The roof of JFK's Presidential Cadillac designs runs into brick walls for Saquon Barkley but can't design rollouts or under center play actions for Jalen Hurts. It's not 2023, but it's frustrating as hell
What do we think?I think people are still overrating my Ravens cos of previous year. Broncos should absolutely be higher. If the 60 yard FG by the Colts had fallen without a penalty there'd be no question they're higher. You can't put a 1-3 team that high. I also think Dolphins are being slept on. They've been mad competitive the last 3 games and the Tua disrespect is overblown. He's not Bryce Young. He's not Jake Browning. You can see the mind is working every snap even if the results aren't perfect. I'd take him over a good portion of the league. 27th? Not a chance
GOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOOORNINGSAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS
>>151107347It's easy to avoid INTs when all your throws are check downs >>151107568He must be an assman
>>151107647Why?
>>151107647Why would he force bad throws
>>151107527MVP
>>151107650>>151107656So needy
>>151107647Every man is an ass man. You honestly wouldn't believe the tits on some of my exes. I still think about my one Dutch ex with an incredible ass more than them despite only dating her 7 months. It's like fucking twice. I can't explain it better than that but those who know will know
>>151107645somebody got laid
>>151107683I don't want Carson Wentz
>>151107685Yeah tiddies are just a plus
>>151107636Tiers are better than power rankings before the midway point
>>151107707Truth. Great tits are incredible and a huge mental+aesthetic turn on. A great ass genuinely improves sex by a massive margin. They hold incredible power
>>151107673The Jets are beating the cowboys arent they
Ass and tits are fundamentally different in essence. You can grow a nice ass by squatting and dieting properly. In this sense its potentially a meritocratic asset. Sure some chicks are born with a nice ass but technically having a nice ass is open to every woman eager to put in the work. Not so with tits, these are genetic and only modifiable in a very small window if at all. In this sense tits are aristocratic in nature. It is 100% valid to be attracted to the body parts built by hard labor and it is 100% valid to be attracted to divinely gifted tits. Only the enlightened man does appreciate both, tborougly anchored in the realm of man and gritty, earthen reality and also connected to the higher realm, where god and luck reside. And yes, this pits the foot nigga on the bottom of society
A man who likes ass is a man who likes smash mouth, ground and pound football. A man who likes tits it's more of an air raid or spread to pass enjoyer.
>>151107754So my take that QBs are frauds and the world should invest in lineman and running backs is an assman take?
>>151107741You can appreciate both while realizing a great ass beats great tits..check the wagon and tell the girl "you're a different type of interesting" I'm serious they love that line because it's non complimentive but gets them curious>>151107754That's not it.. Tita agre great but they don't improve the actual feeling of sex like great ass does
>>151107774That pick up line is mid fr fr. I usually go with>Im sweet youre hot... wanna caramellize?Works way better than youd think
>>151107780Are you memeing me rn? Maybe in Deustch that works better but English that seems incredibly cringe my bro. Either comedy or subtle negging works. That line is just fruity Diddy shitI'd rather say "du bist ein wurst" because it's weird shit and I've literally used it here on tourist German girls
>>151107780Kek thats actually fire
>>151107796Used it in German and English. But yes, delivery is key.
>>151107685More correctly all assmen still love titties and all titmen still love asses. It's the footfags that are weirdos.
>>151107797Good for Dillon. Sad for Flacco he didn't play better but he was too conservative compared to 2023 and it wasn't working>>151107812Where did you use it? Be honest. You've never used that in a native English speaking country like USA, NZ, Aussie etc
>>151107827Bongland and Washington DC desu
>>151107825My Dutch gf with a great ass also had incredible feet very tanned and cute with one side tattood. That said I only came on them once and didn't much care. It was a mental thing to do it but the physical sensation wasn't better than jacking off. Honestly a girl with great feet putting them on your chest while you're fucking missionary is better. Don't believe me? If youe never tried it go ahead I sewer to that shit it's absolutely a turn on
>>151107825And legs men are the superior
>>151107831You must be handsome which is cheating. If you're a mid 5'11 zesty Greek ancestor like me you have to talk wayyyy better game than that
I just saw Tyreek's injury.Jesus fuck his leg is backwards!
>>151107858Im just good at delivering cheesy lines. I once got away with>So I shat in my bed earlier... mind if I sleep in yours tonight?
>>151107859After the tank dell injury nothing shocks me anymore
>>151107858German anon be like>just hay hello bro works for me
>>151107866Keeeeek you absolute unit
>>151107881Id love to have him chained up in my sex dungeon
>Enters genny>No YFWYMADBYFW you remember that the NFL’s flagship franchise, most important team, the Pope’s (and therefore, God’s) favorite team, and /nfl/’s most beloved team won their last two games, have their franchise quarterback, landed the most sought-after coaching prospect of the past decade+ and their run game will be fixed and defense will be added onto in the draft? Ya mad at da BVRRS?Your Face When You’re Mad at Da Bears?>Refuses to elaborate>Leaves genny
chiefs suck lol
JUST
>>151107903But will the offensive line stop committing so many penalties?
Joe Zesty is still posturing his bussy for the cameras even while on ToeIR
>>151107951I can't wait until you give birth to our child
>>151107881Kek I wish
>>151107954Not happening. Shit babies don't exist and I can't give birth to non shit babies as I'm not a woman
>>151107413>Phllip Midvers, though he was not as memorable never lost a SB in a most embarrassing fashionHe never got to a Super Bowl in the first place. Losing the Super Bowl even in embarrassing fashion is still way better than losing in an earlier round of the playoffs
>>151107797yeah it was time. don't love doing it right before a london game, especially when the vikings have already been in europe for a week, but the team was probably on the verge of quitting if flacco's corpse was given another start. plus gabriel had like 60 starts in college, he's one of the most seasoned rookies of all time. hopefully he'll be able to deal with the spotty pass protection better thanks to his mobility
>>151107969Those hormones are getting to you again. You need some rest.
>shedoodoo is still qb3it was such an obvious fucking haslam pick to sell jerseys lmao, the coaching staff hates him as much as pettine hated manziel. both deservedly. will make for a great tank commander if gabriel can't salvage the season though
LET SHEDEUR COOK YOU RETARDS
>tfw your contract has no more guarantees but due to your injury, the team will give you the money anyway so they don't have a PR disaster
The Browns coaching staff looked at Flacco's performance on Sunday and said, "Well, at least he's still better than Shedeur."
>>151108050>getting benched by the brownsthat has to be the ultimate humiliation
>>151108076Joe Flacco is ancient
>black qbs
>does nothing>wins
>>151108050they will once they're mathematically eliminated from the playoffs to ensure they don't win another game and get the best possible draft pick
>>151107903This board and general are shit now, Jannies banning everyone they don't like, we got fucking kiwi and bahama N's schizo posting here 24/7 not to mention the Mahomo SchizoFootball is dead
Good morning /NFL/
He's gonna throw for 20 yards, win, and you're gonna be so mad about it.
>>151108121lmao
Joe Flaccid.
>>151108125i will NOT be mad because i KNOW the eagles are FRAUDS and their luck WILL run out
AHHHHHHH HELP ME JOEYI CAN'T READ A MAP JOEYTHEY DON'T SPEAK AMERICAN JOEYBAGUETTES JOEY BAGUETTES EVERYWHERE
>>151108175>vikings have the best defense>2-2 and 3rd in their divisionhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>151108157>total offense/defenseIs that just total yards? I explained yesterday why they win despite having less yards than their opponents:>That's just how they play. Sirianni loves to play to not lose rather than win once he has a lead. That means time-killing offense and bend-but-don't-break defense in the 2nd half. Plus they consistently have positive turnover differential and insanely high redzone efficiency (on offense and defense). That means they're going to outscore opponents without having to gain more yards.
>>151108186It's always yards. People that don't like the eagles always value yards as the most important statistic.
>>151108125I kneel (begrudgingly)
>dovslopThe new cancer
>>151106564Unless that team is located in Florida, then you can be a dolphin or a Gator
>>151107797I hope this aloha nigga plays so good that I don't have to see Shedeur or his cult for the rest of the season...
>>151108202>new
>>151108050Sanders is NOT an NFL ready QB
>>151108208Dolphins are warm-blooded though
>>151108216I hope he plays bad and gets benched and Shadookie plays even worse in his relief
>>151108230Those damn refballed Chiefs
One half of the hammer DAHM Cowboys, AP Tone. What's the odds for the Ravens, to miss the post-seasons?
No Lamar update because he's faking it.
>>151108255he's going to hold out a few weeks to try and time it with other players coming back, but also so that he can claim for the rest of the year that he had nagging / lingering injuries which is why he didn't perform at an MVP level
>>151108247That chart does not necessarily reflect refball. It is entirely possible that the refs are trying their hardest but the Chefs players are too undisciplined.
Is Laboon Blackson the biggest bitch in the NFL right now?
>>151108273No, that's you
>>151108254What the fuck do these words mean?
>>151108230My Bears need to get their shit together
>>151108277
>>151108050The browns basically imprisoning shitter sanders and grifting jersey sales off his name is one of the more entertaining stories of the seasonIm torn between wanting gabriel to do well to shut up the nig cult and wanting to see shitter thrown into the fire and get exposed
>the Eagles got the best defensive player in each of the last 3 draftsHow is this allowed?
>>151108255retard
>>151108107Depending on the time of year 1/3 of the American sports discussion on here is one autistic faggot spamming. This isn’t even the only board he spams. There’s one faggot that ends posts is -ies and constantly tries to force retarded nicknames and memes that nobody would ever repeat because they suck and are utterly devoid of creativity. Yet you’ll see it spammed again and again. Once you notice this poster you won’t be able to unsee it.
>>151107847Legs men are ass men who like smaller asses
>>151108255anons pushing this just seem kind of desperate
>>151108367Anons are speaking truth to power and you need to sit down and lend an ear to what they're saying
>>151108329Because they have a great offensive line, QB, and weapons figured out. That's an insane foundation and they can focus on getting ballers on defense.
LaButtFumble
>>151108394Retarded play but not a buttfumble
>>151108394Lamar is the least clutch player alive
rate the fight at the eagles - bucs game
why don't teams go and recruit sumo wrestlers?
>>151108443We need to bring back hitting women.
blo my wife's pussy out with your dix
>>151108482then maybe you can finally get laid
>>151108488I don't want to get laid, I want to hit women.
It was all Brady.
someone needs to update the browns jersey with Winston and Gabriel
>>151108527Vikings fans won't admit it, but deep down they miss Darnold
>>151108527>cock turdy #4>rattler goblin #10sincere doubt
>>151106019>AFC Division WinnersChiefsJagsSteelersBills>AFC Wild CardsChargersBroncosColtsThe Lamar injury basically dooms the Ravens. The AFC South should be a fun race between the Jags & Colts. And I think the AFC West will be a bloodbath. Bills will do Bills things. And the Steelers might win the division with 9 wins unless the Ravens get their shit together.
>Gisele Bündchen was spotted enjoying a breezy boat ride with her trusted jiu-jitsu instructor and boyfriend, Joaquim Valente, along with their baby Riverkek Brady is a cuck
>>151106735Out of all the overhyped CU bullshit he was always the most likeable guy. He's just happy to be there, I hope the best for him
>>151108597Never let your girlfriend do any BJJ bullshit. Basically letting some other guy writhe around the ground with her.
based nick dropping truth nukes
Joaquim still trains Brady's children. LMAO!
>>151108541No shit, they thought they could revive Wentz
>>151108619Add glasses and he looks like chudjak
>>151108289It's gotta be 80% oline and motion penalties
>>151108617Anything with personal trainers is bad desu, having your wife spend her time getting sweaty with a fit man is basically asking to get cucked
>>151108619Legit looks more and more like Asmongold, what do they have in common?
>>151108619Is this that guy that did that thing with the stick and the water?
>>151107647>NOOOOOOOOOOOO>YOU HAVE TO THROW INTO DOUBLE COVERAGE!!!!>YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO SAVE A PLAY THAT DIDN'T DEVELOP >FRAUD!!!!!!
>>151107685>fats tits no assI sleep>plump ass little titsI am erect
>>151108121I can't wait for him to start a game
>>151108680Fat tits are so so good though. Jiggly heavy milky hangers hnnnnnggg
>>151108597Who cares, tmzfag
>>151108121Whats even worse is he did this again in the pre-season
>>151108619Buu an ad
>>151107647Only non ball-knowers think he's a checkdown babby
>>151108680A man of culture!
>>151108698sneedposting won 2 owls lol
>>151108721Black girl posting reignited the Patriots dynasty.
Drake Maye and Vrabel are going to leave Belifaggot in the dustbin of history.
Belikeks are extinct
>>151108791We always knew he was a Bradybabby
Belikek is a dick and a moron and I'm loving every second of his downfall.
>>151108684it's autism, they have trouble following along in conversations so they abruptly post the weird random shit this this anon...>>151108484Even though they're in the NFL thread on the sports board they just can't stay on topic which is why they don't have friends IRL and people don't like them. So the autist post pornographic material because maybe then people will like them, and they'll get (you)s.
>>151108771Can’t wait.
>>151108803He’s washed, but he absolutely wins multiple owls even without Brady. His SB gamelans against the Bills and the Rams 2x are masterclass in defensive game planning.
>>151108791Don’t forget, he iced out Mac Jones because Jordon didn’t like Mac’s wife.
>>151108819FALSE! You faggot. He wouldn't win SHIT without Brady. He was on his way to being fired before Brady carried his ass to his first winning season and Owl.
>breaks Patrick Mahomes' legs in 2 months
i miss alex smith
>>151108869he was reincarnated as bo nix
>>151108890so youre saying hes a checkdown merchant
>>151108443>fighting in 100°+ weathershiggybut I figure those temps also tend to make people ornery
Colts might actually make it this season
>>151108911Colts and Bolts AFCCG
>>151108897that's the glass half empty approach. the glass half full approach is that he's a fairly mobile qb with good short and mid range accuracy who suits a sean payton offense well. but his deep accuracy will keep holding him back if he can't figure it out
>>151108846A lot of what ifs there. What isn’t a what if is how good those defenses actually were. Brady was a non factor in the 2018 SB, which held the best offense in the NFL to 3 points in an owl. That’s ridiculous.
>>151108856That seems like an exceptionally long time to break someone's legs. You ever see the wicker man with Nicholas cage? They broke his legs like instantly. Or like when Sid Vicious broke his leg, that was instantaneous as well, it was broken and then it wasn't. Is this a result of the bpt I'm always hearing about? I always figured that wasn't a real thing
>>151108924I'll take it
>>151108924
Without Robert Kraft and Tom Brady Bill Belipedo would be waiting tables at a IHOP.
>>151108924I want a Colts/Broncos rematch for the AFCCG, battle of the horsies
>>151108954>guy orders waffles and bacon instead of pancakes and sausage>bill throws the menu over his shoulder and walks away in disgust
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/week-5-nfl-qb-power-rankings-how-far-did-cowboys-dak-prescott-leap-after-ot-thriller-jordan-love-also-rises/Does CBS know ball?
>>151108924Neither of these teams are making it that far
>here are your week 5 power rankings
>>151108683I agree! But if I can only have one, I will choose a smaller chest and a larger rump. I love titties, and even small ones are worth slobbering on. But a flat ass? No thanks.
>>151108466Asian dudes cap out at like 5'6" maxSo on O-line they're arms are too short, they'd never hit their initial punch and defenders would just blow right past themOn D-line they'd have to actually run and stuff so that's a no go too
>>151108993I would facefuck that duck.
>>151108683I'm a virgin so I wouldn't know.
Seahawks
I cant wait until the Super Bowl is Chiefs vs Eagles again and all of you fucking seethe.
is it unironically over for the jaguars?
>>151109017Nice Fake League
>>151108976
The Patriots schedule is so fucking easy it's disgusting. Rigged league.
>>151109024Not if they win on Monday.
>>151109046>t. assmad jest fan
>>151109013joe burrow coaching tree lighting the league on fire
I honestly hate Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson more than Mahomes. Everyone can bash on the mutt all they want, but he at least gets results when it matters. More than can be said about the heckin chungus good boys who get all the praise in the world but can never get past the Chiefs.
>>151109053Shut the fuck up. Boston is New York’s little brother and always will be, no matter how many plastic rings they claim
"Tommy is the greatest in the 100-year history of the game, and I think he represented a threat to Bill's full power. He didn't want Tommy there."--Robert Kraft, Citizen of Israel.
>>151109046like it matters even if they sniffed the playoff theyd get folded
this is a grim looking slate of games
We're coming to eat all your cheez whiz, Philly
>>151109000Their arms are too short for a tackle. An elite sumo would make for a good guard.
football tomorrow :)
>>151109013>WashingtonIf our DVOA is so good, why do we keep losing? Meme stat
>>151109046It is even more rigged for the Bills. They play all the hard match-ups at home.
>>151109094Meanwhile, in reality
>>151109103Rasm are just going to murder the Niners though. The Niners are too banged up. Primetime is ass as always
>>151109036This man has more superbowl rings than Marv Levy, Bud Grant, Marty Schotenheimer(however yo spell it) and Don Coryell combined.
>>151106019Does anyone know where I can get these beautiful crystal type logos in 4K?
>>151109123As a rams fan, do not write of the nanners. They have our number in our divisional matchups, i fucking hate them but they always seem to pull it together against the rams
>>151109133Yeah, break into the Fox sports studio
>>151108924inshallah >>151109092Are the only ones worth watching this week the Buccs-Seehawks, redskins and chuggers and cheefs and jagwires?
>The Eagles opened Nakobe Dean's practice window and he will practice todayBased
Patriots are going to finally get their winning season
Anyone have a pic of the updated Browns Jersey?
are dragon dildos as good as everyone memes them to be?
>>151109190Belikek sweatin'
>>151109224100%. I had to wear a diaper for 3 days after my first use. I've never been gaped so good before.
>>151109150>loses 3 straightThey probably did lose to JAX cause they were preparing for their Super Bowl against us tho so I understand where your coming from.
>>151109229He'll take credit for teaching Vrabel
>>151109133On your TV set at home every Sunday* thanks to NFL Sunday ticket brought to you by YouTube tv*not every team will play on sunday
>>151109220there's literally no more room
I unironically think that people who play Madden have a better sense of managing the 2 minute drill and late game strategic situations than a lot of coaches.
>>151109251jesus christ lmfao
>>151109257thats because youre a tylenol baby
>>151109244He can't. Vrabel hates that fat chomo's guts.
>>151109264Can you get high on tylenol?
>>151109190Pats will get 1 win over Buffalo. It'll probably be the home game though. The Bills are good, but even the best teams always lose a game they really should win. I think the division matchup will work out for the Pats
>>151109251What's that weird flag?
>>151109270Especially if Bills lock the 1 seed early
>>151109269Why are Cowboys fans like this?
>>151109251but here's a digital version
>>151109279Yeah. I like the Bills, but their schedule has them set to go like 10-0 or something, and I just don't believe in any team doing that well. Like I said, even the best teams give up a meme loss at some point, and I think the Pats have a decent chance at playing spoiler
>>151109277sexual assault survivors flag in place of he who shall not be named
>>151109251He needs to have a son and start a new jersey for him
Is Dak Poopsock actually elite now?
>>151109102They'd still get destroyed by TJ Watt and Myles Garrett.
>>151109302Daktical Nukescott always looks great in the regular season
>>151109297Wasn't he found not guilty in all cases? So just because Watson is a black man he's presumed guilty no matter what?
>>1511092518,000,000 hours in Photoshop
>>151109190They will lose tot he Jets in week 17 and they will lose to the Browns.
>>151108367Desperate for what? The negro that's never won anything to be even more of a loser? lmao
>>151109305Most guards do
well, /nfl/?
>well, /nfl/?
>>151109331Skat-and-Poo
>>151109331chud & budthe mormon and the manletthe blue tent twins
>>151109074This. Lamar is a choker meanwhile Josh does play pretty well in big games but he's never enough and he's even more coddled than Lamar.
>>151109331Captain Retard and Commander Queer
>>151109342>gaylen squirts
>>151109331white boy summer
which team should trade for him?
The Kelce family was blessed by God in 2023
>>151109384I hear the Browns need QB help
>>151109394They need QB help, not RB help
>>151109394I don’t know if what they need right now is an even worse completion percentage from their QB play.
>>151106019imagine ever letting chris grier draft a cornerback
>BREAKING: Buccaneers RB Bucky Irving is dealing with a foot sprain and is expected to be OUT for Sunday's game vs. Seahawks>Irving was spotted today with crutches and a walking boot, and he'll be considered week-to-week.
>>151109323They're heavily favored against both
>>151109074>he at least gets results when it mattersits pretty easy when andy reid schemes up wide open receivers all game.
>>151109409at least AR can move the ball down the field
>>151109416Cursed team
I'm a will Levis truther and believe he could succeed on an actual team. He was an easy scapegoat but the fact of the matter is the titans are the worst franchise on every level and have been for some time
>>151109331Fuck off, Dov
>>151109342>>151109361
>>151109416this nigga named bucky
>>151109416They're without Evans too right? Bakey is going to get raped in Xeattle
>>151109384to the dolphins for tyreek
>>151109377He got robbed of DROTY last year, and he's even better now.
>>151109342>cock turdy - $500 billion per year>sack blowns - same QB for a ham sandwichhmm
>>151109436will levis isn't that bad, the titans are the problem. there are too many players that left tennessee and immediately had success. i hope cam ward doesn't get killed because he is the type of human you want on your team
>Gayvens made made Mahomes look elite again
>>151109436>>151109483Retards lmao he's awful and already has terminal Wentzbrain
>>151109450Geez Vikings. What are your QBs doing?
>>151109477you mean to say purdy is a systembabby? impossible
>>151109497League is going back to normal folks
>>151109436He cums too fast to make it in this league.
>>151109175they need to take of their linebackers and get them into the pass rush now that they're getting one of their good ones back
>>151109501>Gay Gay McSharty>Carson INTzThe Vikings are the inverse of those teams who put all their effort into QB and nothing for anywhere else
>>151109501
>>151109498he didn't suck under vrabel
>>151109497>Madubuike>Humphrey>Wiggins>Alexander>Smith>Washington>Van Noy>JonesAll starters, all out injured for most or all of that game.
>>151109519
>>151109518Yes he did
>>151109515viqueens must've seen a bit too much ass before this game
>>151109418Yeah, which is why Vegas will pull the rope and rape peoples parlays.
>>151109515>another game in Europe this weekDid the Vikings bring over all their training equipment or have their players just been fucking Euro whores all week?
Why are there two threads...I'm lost
>>151109513>Gay Gay McShartycan we not? we're supposed to be adults here
>>151109519So you're saying he just needs more help?
>>151109571>gets his bussy torn
Sometimes I wonder why people always use always being injured as "bad luck" and that it disqualifies all arguments. This happened in the Super Bowl with the Chiefs and with the Ravens this year, and every year with the 49ers.Maybe at some point you should wonder why all the players are injured. Is there any chance that building a team with injury- prone players is an issue? Sometimes GMs take a chance on a player who is a little more skilled but has proven to be frail, like Christian McCaffery. That has to come into account when drafting/signing older or more injury-prone playersIt also might be how teams practice more or less often, or get more rest, or nutrition, etcThese things don't happen in a vacuum, it's not like you can just say "welp he's injured it's nobody's fault!" If it keeps happening to you, you might want to wonder about who is making the personnel decisions and who is in charge of keeping players freshtl;dr: teams that use injuries as excuses every year might want to take a look in the mirror
>>151109190Belikeks.... https://x.com/TheGregHillShow/status/1962834479594033474
>>151109572>joey needs more help!>so true. the bungles are going to waste his career. marino 2.0>lamar needs more help!>BOO HISS LAMEME IS A CHOKER AND A FRAUDsigh
>>151109572Neither my post nor the one I replied to mentioned Lamar Jackson
>>151106072>>151106083quit posting disgusting whores you porn addled freak
>>151109592>>>/cfb/
>>151109592>Vrabel: "Urban Meyer won 12, of his first 12 games, at Ohio Stateurban was already a natty winning coach at florida before that you absolute retard
The Eagles offense is terrible, but at the same time they literally score a touchdown every single time they're in the red zone.
>>151109591season is too longplayers are getting bigger/faster/stronger, perhaps to a structural breaking pointmaybe coaches need to rotate depth guys in more, and not ride their starters on every snapmaybe they should just do away with these bullshit thursday games which just look like injury deathtraps, or at least mandate an extra bye week for teams before those games
>>151109569Use this one
>G Sam Cosmi (and his glorious hair) has returned to practice and his 21-day window is open
>>151109611Post your top 10 Dallas Cowboy players
>>151109599
>>151109625Who cares, they all suck
>>151109599>b-b-but Glass Joey!!>>151109601It mentioned the Ravens
>>151109611He’s a NEET, he does nothing but shitpost and coom.
>>151109616Ive nooticed that tooTotal opposite of my chiefs
>>151109635He and Brock Purdy are the biggest softest pussies to ever play OB in the NFL. Just pathetic. Ytbois ain't built to play in this league anymore.
>>151109625By cocaine intake?
>>151109656
>>151109674Why did he do that?
>>151109599How can you say Lamar Jackson needs more help when he’s on one of the most stacked teams in the league?
The Cheet-ACK!
Everybody STILL overrating the Packers
>>151109635>OWIE OWIE OWIE I'M TOEY JOEY NOW!!!!!Soft ass nigga
>>151107636The Dolphins as a team arent very good anon thats the ranking. They'll win their home games against the Jests, Pats and other weaker teams but dont expect any road wins or any big upsets like beating the Bills
>>151109689and the chiefs too
>>151109629how does the defense help lamar score points?
>>151109689>>151109697Bills, Lions, Eagles, and Rams are the only actual contenders.
>>151109697This week is a big game for the Chiefs. If they win, everyone is going to say that KC is back and put them at the top of every list. Jacksonville, take my energy\o/
>>151109701>Ramsstafford ain't going to make it to the end of the season
>>151107903If you can improve to a winning record after your bye ill say something nice about the Bearsif not LOL!
>>151109699He needs more heckin hel- OWIE MY HAMMIE!!!
>>151109699How does giving the other team good field position help the defense?
coincidence?
>>151109706>18-3 in December, January, and February games since joining the Rams
>>151109726That stadium is such shit. I went to a JEST game there and it was deplorable.
>>151109726people complain about their dogshit turf for years and nothing ever changes
>coincidence?
thinking about blacks, trannies and gays again bros...
ayo, catch this white boi
>>151109753Go Pack go!
NFL super bowl halftime show headliner Bad Bunny is averaging 2.3 MILLION LIKES PER DAY since the announcement, no sign of slowing downonly 3.7 million likes away from being the most liked media on any social media site EVER. the anon who forecasted this getting 100,000,000 likes in a few months was right.i had no idea this guy was that fucking popular. do latinxes regard him as their version of Jesus?
Chargers are in trouble
>>151109726Fuck off, Dov
>>151109736Hahah Trump won and you gotta sit back and blame everything on Tylenol now lol
>>151109771>likesxitter is like 60% bots now thoughbeit
>>151109771wtf man thats insane. Taylor swift and trump could get married and both their fanbases combined might only muster a measly 2 milly.we are looking at the most famous person to ever live.
>>151109771Boomers are beside themselves with this lol
>>151109771It says 6 million??? Confusing post
>>151109771Anon you really dont understand there is much more third worlders out there than you realize. Some inhabit the first world too as you might have noticed.
>>151109780>5 is back>both Chargers Tackles are outFeelin good brehs
>>151109785Almost like Nazi billionaires are fucking idiots and can’t function in society.
>>151109786> Taylor swift and trump could get married Taytay would never. Imagine the smell blech
>>151109771Cant believe i fell for this shit
>bitchknees bringing up politics again
reminder: brock just needs some more help
>>151109830Hahaha oh no he so fucking mad. Like bro just get them all to vote for you it’s not hard lmao
They should let Travis skip practice
>>151106019>DET @ CINUnless the Bengals _massively_ revamp the team, the Lions will absolutely crush them (and even then, the Lions are gonna win).
>>151109754Honestly, that's based as fuck. I would do the same thing.
>>151109850would
>pedosknee sharting up the thread againGet a fuckin life nerd
>>151109842Case in point. If you actually had any friends then you could discuss politics with them instead of on /spuh/ but we both know that you don't have friends
>>151109848Dan Campbell being on the Lions for their 0-16 season and then becoming HC and turning them around is such a good story
>>151109850Milkies!
>>151109859>>151109861At least we now know what happens when morons run things
>>151109844>hamper productivity>women productive at workthat's a good one
>>151107347Squirts has only thrown like 5 passes all season.
>>151109873>still bringing up politicsThe Pats are going to be irrelevant for the next 50 years lmao
>>151109873Yeah the weekend at Bidens admin showed their hand early and too often
>>1511098825 ELITE passes
>>151109874Kek
>>151109882yeah well NO ONE does the false start fagpush better, chump!
>his team doesn't have an official doggo of the month shan't be i
>>151109949Sir this is Wendys
>>151109795instagram doesnt show the full number on a phone. after a million it’ll just say 1M for any number between 1,000,000 and 1,999,999
>>151108466>why don't teams go and recruit sumo wrestlers?I read somewhere that a couple of NFL teams did try out some sumo wrestlers as offensive linemen and found that they don't have the stamina to play more than a couple of downs.
Honestly would rather not win a super bowl if my team had to be known for the literal gayest play in football, aptly named Only once the play is banned then I will want my team to win the Owl again, in an honorable way that doesnt please faggots.
>>151109990Yeah but 6 million is nothing lol. Taylor wedding post had 37 million likesMessi had 70 when he won world cup
Joey Reddit a bitchToe Hurdy a bitchLameme a bitch Just a bunch of bitches
>>151109978I made a huge mistake.
>>151109999They could name the flea flicker the "anal sex between men" and if it won my team an orb I'd be happy but still call it a flea flicker
>>151107568
What teams legitimately do not chase rings? Not through lack of trying, but their entire organization is setup antithetical to that process.
>>151110169Jets and Browns
>>151110169Bengals have probably have the cheapest owners
>>151106077• fewer playoff wins than Tom Brady• fewer Superbowl MVPs than Tom Brady• fewer TDs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady• More INTs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady• Lowest win rate of all time against Tom Brady in the playoffs (technically tied for last since you can't go lower than ZERO, lol)• Has fewer consecutive AFCCG appearances than Tom Brady• Only QB to lose to Tom Brady in both the AFCCG and the Super Bowl• More playoff losses by age 30 than Tom Brady• 2nd most Superbowl interceptions• Worst QBR ever in the first half of a Superbowl (10.7)• Second-worst Super Bowl performance since 2000 (–0.62 EPA per dropback)
>>151110169bengals
>>151110169bengals have like 3 scouts
>>151106171It’s all about the in game combination of uniforms. My personal favorite is 49ers vs cowboys.
>>151110240notoriously cheap
Bengals have to fire Zac Taylor after this season, right?
>>151110288lolno mike brown won't fire a coach before the contract ends
Very interesting
>>151110277idk putting the Chad on this kind of ruins the whole point. It's the "Casting a Black Woman as James Bond" of meme edits
>>151110296spencer rattler is on the path to elite
NFL should go back on their k-ball change. It's comically easy to get into field goal range with how juiced the balls are now. 60 yards is about to become the new 40 yards and that is hilariously bad
>>151110340scoring is good and makes the games interesting though
>>151110351>An offense only having to travel 20 yards is good
>>151110340with the kickoff rules now you can go one series of downs and then let chad blast it
> idk putting the Chad on this kind of ruins the whole point. It's the "Casting a Black Woman as James Bond" of meme edits
Calling it nowSteelers vs Lions Owl to break the curse of Bobby Layne, they either win and break it or lose and fade back into irrelevanceIt also helps Vegas cause no one will be betting on the Steelers to win a playoff game with their previous history of losing in the first round. The public would lose its ass and wallet on every game involving the Steelers in the playoffs because theyre known as choke artists and so Vegas will want them to win it.
>>151110351Scoring TOUCHTOWNS makes the games interesting. Nobody wants to see field goal games
>>151110340but at the same time somehow there is so many more blocked kicks
Maye is such a good QB
>>151110397athletic speed of the rush has never been higher
>>151110397yeah im sure Vegas has nothing at all to do with all these blocked kicks that magically go against the team the public backed and wouldve won money on. Just like im sure there was no alterior motive for that leverage call in the Colts Buncos game where the field goal missed and THEN the flag hit the field
>>151109858Unironically, fucking fat or chubby girls is based
>>151110423Thousands of people are not working together to win bets
>>151110423at least one was sneaky overloading and another was a hurdle
>>151109771I'm white as snow and I like him
Anyone that's black and defending that cornball shit Sanders just pulled, you are setting all of us back
>>151110296If by "very interesting" you mean "very fucking stupid and wrong" then yeah I agree
>>151110544Facts don't care about your feelings LMAO
>>151110534qrd?
>>151110534what did he do now
>>151110609>>151110613https://x.com/i/status/1973449896507351324
WE'RE TURNING THIS SHIP AROUND!IT'S GONNA BE OUR YEAR PHINBROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>151110627I don't get it
>>151110627THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I SAY ON TWITTER
>>151110627Absurdly cringe childish behavior for any professional but especially from a QB. This nigga is making it very clear why he ain't starting Sunday. All he had to say was he'll keep grinding and keep it moving it aint that hard.
>>151110627Absolute clown
>>151110649What don't you get?
>>151110308>>151110378Cast a German with goated pick up lines as the next James Bond
>>151110715>James Bond>A German
>>151109377watch the way he ties up godwin on that interception play by cambell. it's fucking hilarious, blows up the whole route along with the dline getting pressure lmao
>>151110730>Johann Bodensteiner
(b)ust in (b)ussy
Recycle>>151106051>>151106051>>151106051
>>151106019The Chargers and 49ers are not winning their division. Everyone else will hold their top spot.
>>151110708can't hear what he was saying I guess
>>151110819This is true
>>151110832Yea thats the point, he wasn't actually saying anything. He was miming all of his answers like a weirdo.
>>151108321>grifting jersey sales off his nameI keep hearing this thrown around like it's an actual thing but who the fuck is buying Shedur Sanders Cleveland jerseys? He hasn't started a single game in Cleveland and I doubt Colorado fans are so loyal that they're walking around Boulder in Browns gear.
>>151108466You might was well ask why NFL lineman don't become sumo wrestlers.Aside from the difficulties the other anon mentioned there's just the fact that if you're good enough to be a pro at a particular sport in your own country there's really no reason to leave and try a different sport you have less aptitude for in some other country. No sumo's going to leave Japan to try and make it as an NFL player unless their career as a sumo is going badly. And if you're not elite at the sport you've been practicing your whole life you're probably not elite at some sport you've never played. I'm sure some ex-sumo dude could walk on to a D3 college and make the team just on raw potential but he's not beating out any pro. Even the backup NFL players are like the top 1% in the world
