>tfw English season is over and the Ashes are ages away
any meme cricket man in
Will Marsh?
the music that blares at games feels even more out of place when the crowd is somber
this is like a kid playing cricket in the backyard with his dad, who just smashes him to the fence all day
the continued humiliation of the poopeeland mens cricket team
bitting dipth
THE kyle jamieson
nz may win the narrative of scoring too few for marsh to get a cenno
MEMEBACK!!!
moral victory achieved
what now?
>>151106806mercy rule on the series
Play a test instead
>mens IT20 between Oz and NZ >Slags teams meeting in the womens WC the same daywho's scheduling was this?
mad how gays convinced the world they have some kind of innate artistic nature or are stylish etc. just preened freaks in garish clothes really
pay cheque tomorrow which means I am preordering the vinyl release of 50,000 fall fans can't be wrong
live at the witch trials actually quite good now that I have it in the original form. not much fat at all contrary to what the 2014 reissue had me thinkinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BFinDK3oPo mad tune I somehow never appreciated before
will sutherland?
blimp women's ump just took one in the gut lmao
>Matthew Short>6"2?????
just bought tickets to see john maus ama
>>151107791yeah, question: is there a /mu/ flavour of the month you don't chomp down on like a retarded freshwater fish?captcha: VAX8K
maus was flavour of the month maybe 15 years ago lmao
>>151107894didn't answer the question chomper.
can't really because I haven't been to /mu/ in yonks like at least 12 years other than threadcunt's hottest 100 threads
>>151107994was into it before it was cool, I gotcha.
SPOD for rugba league entertainmenthttps://youtu.be/WLnSq1x9fkc
that was it at peak coolness lad
bitch sister mad I taught my nephew to say shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy yay
/cric/ mad i'm watching the women's wc
ellyse doing hollywood numbers on r/celebs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEKs4TqPpgMin retrospect the funniest vid
>2/0 chasing 327god hates new zealand
jwu
had sex last fridaygood reminder sex is not really worth it
only retards have been having sex since friday's revelation
certain nobody itt trying their hand at /cric/ blogging. doesn't have the 'it' factor, the 'wow' factor, doesn't have the nous, nor the turn of phrase. clearly hasn't read candide. will forget this dalliance soon enough after they warm up their cold feet. Many Such Cases!
apart from OP zero brits. did starmer finally pull the plug?
so true not zachy no matter how hard I try
A bunch of posts got deleted in the last thread after the new was made. Maybe they finally banned that cunt spacky for all his boring off-topic blog crap. Would explain why he's not posting.
Maybe shitjeet finally got deported
cannot believe Bard got a signature pedal
>>151108930shut it you fat neek
>>151107649Pretty short nowadays
>shut it you fat neek
>No /cric/ posts about the Women's World CupVolcel general
thoughts on Oliver Cromwell?
underachiever
>>151110939decent opening bat
>zachybullied out by me (toothpick arms gimmick originator). exclusively posts on Fri-Sun ever since>shitjeetfiltered by most regulars so posts don't show>bardin nepal by now, probably
Who's excited for more non-cricket?
'chabin bla x
MLB play offs are on
'sp x
>bnob still a seething little bitchHis dad really diddled a number on him
>>151110939top of the heem list
tradies should wear suits
>>151115008
suits would shear tradies
>>151117076board was insanely indianbit of corruption rumoured in the newsunsurprisingly really
>Lyon wants 'a spinner in every side' in Tests in AustraliaThink be might be a bit biased
>>151120559half >our players can roll an arm over and i don't think the gap between the part-timers and full-time spinners in aus is all that wide
>>151121491problem is that our part timers are trending towards medium pace bowlers these daysWebster and Owen have both joined recently and marnie has left the squadso its like head and smudge left unless im forgetting someoneheads alright but I wouldn't want to bowl smudge
Tangerine bros... What went wrong?
apparently we played a cricket yesterday?
>>151121741hes not ripe yet
Guess Windies still have hope
the art of spin bowling
Hope's gone
apparently the women's wc is on right now?what has it literally not been advertised anywhere?
We lost the crigget.... Oh well
chin up lad, youve still got the rugby to lose this weekend
>>151122159we'll bounce back against south africa
>>151122169too bad you didn't win last week
aus getting the bledisloe back would have been the only interesting thing to happen to the sport of rugby in the last 10 years
not watching the windies but hope they can get to 200+
>>151122183its only a matter of time fella, ABs dynasty is collapsing quite sad to watch honestly
>>151122201>>151106445
fish and chips for dinner :)
>>151122289kinoget some potato scallops for me
AAAAAAHHH AAAAAHH AH AH
>Shamar Joseph was also ruled out of the series after suffering an undisclosed injury.he must have a court case or something
>bumshit has a terrible average in nzexposed
>chuckrah
they win more without him
Even the flies don't want to smell the indian team
Seales deserves to play for a better team, lovely action. Should try for citizenship in Bharat
Lads
It's Stingray Hotspears
wtf is jaiswal up to
My golf club is a reciprocal club with Brighton and Hove golf club, any good?
>>151116869RIP x
GONE GOTTERN
Zachy be like: i have the heart of a lion frThe lion:
bouldering later
this skinny armed laptop thumbing neek can't do a full working day without his 3 hour reddit gym sesh but complains the most about toil
Kraigg Braithwaite wouldn't have allowed this to happen
woah thats a rare flag for this genny
>>151115008>in nepal by now, probablyis his gf called Nepal then? haha based top shagger of /cric/
Sorry lad /cric/ is a volcel general. No shaggers here.
going peeds
>>151123609*bangs out 7 reps on the lat pull down machine* (120kg)enjoy the chase in a bit, dickhead
I'm getting out of this gumball machine
Tanzania could be a team to look out for in the future.
we're a BLC05, Uganda and YFO general
>>151115008Not quite, leave for India a week tomorrow, and then will hopefully make my way to Nepal around the 22nd of October or so>>151123940Haha x
The new guy in our team, fresh to this tepid inbred infested shithole island, is a relation of one of my fav cricketers (Indian ofc) of all time. What a lovely coincidence. Recognised his surname (NOT Patel) and asked about it and unbelivably he was indeed related
/sp/ - Sports/cric/ - Cricket
>fat septic tank "yank" paki triggered again
>Buzzwords
>>151125013Uganda be kidding me
based non-cricket on the next 2 consecutive days
rather watch Aus A play than see our members beat the peewees
just think of it like rocky 1apollo creed giving a local kid a chance
lol
not watching the windies
watching survivor
>>151137353
>not fully immersing yourself in sport by having a few pickle juices on standby for when a player goes down with cramps
drinking piwi beer
>>151137510kek
turning my air-conditioning down to 11c in preparation for the peewee match
sticking skewers in my ear drums in preparation for peewee commentary
hard to conceptualise windies once being good at test cricket
did a spine tingling rain haka so that hopefully no one has to see any t20 "cricket" tonight
seething testie
they beat us in aussie a couple years ago
honestly should just euthanize cricket in NZ at this point
there is a whole lot of current day NZ that should be euthanised
go India!
>>151137875would
looks like the only place indian players are safe from being swallowed by massive crowds of screaming fans is any indian venue during a test match
T20 is cancelled
is if it wasn't already cold enough
toss in 5minsguess it becomes like a F15 now
>>151138140the entire format? about time.
now an E18
>raining againbased
might turn this slop off
trying to find a movie to watch but I don't think they've made any
anyone watching the rain tonight?
>>151106617don't worry the cornhole and ring toss seasons are about to begin
watchable movies? that's a bygone era m8
i think he meant to ask for good youtube video essays
>>151138453https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t-YYBZbezE
>>151138468https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq-qU_GCCLI
>>151138468https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=5crCNgAPvAk
>Cut off for a start is 10pm local timeWhat the fuck is the cricket world doing man
Waiting for Jaddu 50
T20 is such soulless slop I wish I had something better to watch
N9 on the cards now, it just keeps getting better
>The powerplay will be 2.4 overs, 16 ballslmao nice sport lads
marsh choking hard
JADDU 50ADDU50
9 over game... what a jokeI'd rather watch international beach cricket
>>151138705we know cricket isnt a real sport. proof:
>>151138754more proof LOL.
Who’s winning
>>151138754why is there rubbish all over the floor?
T20 will never be a real sport
>>151138758beach cricket was peak
the virgin t20the chad rain haka
>>151138780>was Huh?
>>151138754it would be more impressive if she picked up the rubbish on the ground
>play in sub-zero temperature in poopeeland>during monsoon season
great sport, really enjoyable
give these groundsmens a break for gods sake
More rain! Fucking lolF5 debuts tonight!
pack it in
peeweeland frfr
are poopee going to try some mathematical wizardy to eek out a win here
I'd like to go to nz
game reduced to a superover lads
Aus A game isn't on stream anywhere?
there will be cricket tonight
>>151138824nopethere is not even any footage of it for highlights or anything
australia scored more runs
>game reduced to 1 ball>wallop out a 4>win by cvckworth lewisonly in NZ
moral victory for nz there i reckon
chappel hadley status : retained (won)
It's over.
>>151138887>game reduced to 1 ball>1st team scores a 4>cuckworth lewis calculates new total>7 to win
>>151138956based forkie
it's cuckworth poois
chappell and hadlee would both be rolling in their graves if they knew their names were attached to a t20 "series"
>>151138956
>>151139049reckon i went to school with this fella, he's a twin, couldnt tell the cunts apart, you posting here mathis?
watching the womens ODI
>>151139114not sure if that's actually a thing
siraj more like shiraz LMAO
Imagine there's no convictsIt's easy if you ship them off in a ball and chain
>>151139157I want to call Marizanne Kapp mummy
ya mum loves stroking my balls and chain LOL
>>151139114not cricket
saffaettes are rolling over
india missing a trick here bigly by not batting jaggi or another proper batsperson ngl
>>151137875cri' >>151137494'sp>>151137353EY-EY OHHH EE OHHHHH EE OH EY AH-AH HEY-EY OHHHH EE OH EY AH-AH
>>151137787i hope youre happy cunt
'sco sesh at the usual tiem, ya¿
could do with the yfolad telling this fat to gtfo our /cric/ desu
GOTTEM
Jurel 100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnYOKHq8OFUThe only good act out of NZ
watching happy valley on the basis of a vague recollection of it being /cric/ recommended as actually not bad 3 years ago
Comfy
>watching worst grimdies vs poo chuckers>comfy
anyone else analyse the fuck out of any reflective surface when someone posts an irl pic?
>>151139487cri'>>151139547>>151139556>>151139613>>151139635'sp x
fish and chips in a bit only had a macaroni pie today so starving
jaddu 4000/400 incoming
>>151139643Please don't, you might see my extremely handsome face and excellent body
based obese deano
having my last 'fat night' "fresh start tomorro" in the style of seasidemark
daylights savings is the real new years resolution
mad how every eastern state """person""" I have encountered in my profession is a complete retarded mong that the average sandgroper puts to shame dealt mostly with new south welshmen the victorians a little smarter. south australians actually not bad
Having my last "fat year "Fresh start next year
>>151139698tried this one it never works because you're in silly season modelast fat financial year a better shout extra six months to be a fat cunt too
>>151139635>>151139643lgm
JADDU 100
>>151139750'sp
>>151139721Thanks mate
>>151139750I can do this with a cricket bat
>>151139750London knife crime is getting out of control
>>151139750what is she doing
mad the things they start doing without the benevolent guiding hand of the anglo
>noooo not the benchod englishers giving us trains and a sewage system ahhhh sirs let us living in our filth and poo in peace benchods
literally invented 'india' for them and not one thank you
big fan of that burkina faso lad
I am a vile little reprobate, I deserve to be squashed like a bug
based me after the slightest piece of constructive criticism
i am out of beer
what is this, gallipoli?anzac flags out>>151139892based thom yorke
https://www.anzacsquare.qld.gov.au/learn/virtual-veterans
>>151139953my great grandfather dodged the war like all good irishmen
>>151139953Kek
mad how my tax dollars funded this
madlad
>>151139750this doesn't work irl, it's like they never watched indiana jones
>>151140043insane aye, like going to a museum and looking at an AI generated photo of a battle
>>151140043classic charlie
just fell asleep
gn fella x
>>151140043>you couldn't beat the ottomans even though a gay britisher with a bunch of arabs on camels couldlold
>>151140087https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rouqAUzY8z8 what about resurrecting a school shooting victim as a cholo
I'm sorry, I can only answer questions related to Cricket. Do you have any questions about Cricket?
Australians single handedly won the western front and the middle east though
>>151140110Whos the best T20 batsman of current?
>>151140121I'm sorry, I can only answer questions related to Cricket. Do you have any questions about Cricket?
>>151140125you weren't in melbourne retardyou couldn't beat the indians even though a gay aussie with a bunch of retards on cold toasties could
Fergus O'Neill is shaping up to be a good replacement for whoever retires first from the Big 3
>>151139783Bit of an insensitive post today mate
>>151139953>>151139975
>>151139779Based Jaddu's convict lovechild
kek
So it turns out police responded and accidentally shot 2 jews, kiling one christ we're a funny country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv9fNPjgkmy bpd queen
the stabber was literally called jihad al shamie ('from syria' in arabic)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqa9l2Axcj4
and just liek that ww1 AI-bot gimmick becomes an instant cric classic nglt. gimmick artist
inane how many retarded spam emails I sign up for, but not fucking one told me about tool presale ticket release today, naturally I blame the jews.
cheer up fella, virtual riot is in sydney in a week or twohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr0-2w7Szw8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_VS2BQjYIcnot into tool being a sexhaver and all
*proceeds to post the most pussy-drying shit in existence*
women love boredoms
not sure history will remember this nz-aus t20 series if I'm honest lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2_p5PKRgpoinsane how good this song is
as a woman, I love runescape
as a woman, i love shane warne
as shane warne, I love women
>>151140378One of the members of Boredoms was a girl I'm pretty sure
>>151140376
>curved monitor
>>151140410grow up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAHbSAJjTlsinsane to be putting out this on album number 25 or some shit
>>151140410>aspect radiou
>>151140425she's hot
>>151140410what books are those mate?
>>151140410>monteiths blacksolid choice. no comment on the rest of the image
>>151140440based newcunt
love beerslove women
>>151140410based sexavoider
unlistenable shit: :|unlistenable shit from japan: 80
England Women HEEMED South African Women. Win by 10 wickets, didn't even get to 35 total overs. Good thing >women, imagine if it was men and paying £200 for that ticket lol lmao.
>>151140430enjoyed this
>>151140445Lolita & a nice vinyl bound Emily Dickinson collection that I bought recently, as well as a collection of the Romantic poets (the usual suspects) which is on my desk because I was referring to it while writing a parody of Ozymandias inspired by getting a perfect level up on one of my units in Fire Emblem a couple weeks ago
raining a bit ladsmahshiti binliner weather
lateralus and reflection still hold upnot sure about the rest of the tracks tb desu
me¿ moar of a vastus lateralis holder up kinda fella ngl
and it's probably working overtime with you fattyyfo yourself, immediately
a perfect circle > tool
swftiela u in moite¿ losg is out today fella¡
may as well listen to primus if you're listening to tool
couldn't be me
>>151140681not sure if this is a good take or nothaving a ponder
twiddling thumbs here until glammmycha announces the next 'sco sesh ngl
twist my pitch upsmack by bitch up
hate Friday Maharishi raincoat weather :(
Lads, how are weI need a fine English rose to keep the prostate healthy, what have you got for me
Lads.....we lost Hyacinth Bucket :(
any rules specifically pertaining to the use of poon juice in order to aid in the swing of the ball? maybe starc could bring a bucket onto the field, keep it near the sawdust.
Out of the gumball machine for two days
haha if that was a rule I'd have made the national team many years back and finished with more wickets than ol Jimmy Anderson haha x
>>151141026x
https://youtu.be/-pzRqc022tA
mad how the simple afterpay purchase of a mustang bass on a credit card can throw a man on a high salary wtih a house into deep financial strife
>>151141175reckon certain someone here is Sheridan nglhttps://youtu.be/bGA8y5K7NHQ
If my flat were an anime it would be Nausicaa of the valley of the wind
life in the 6163 puts life in york to shamefremantle this city is electric
yeah whatever somerset tarq we weren't all born with a silver spoon in our mouth
only a bit posh
zachy's the poshest man on /cric/
brit flags itt outnumbered 90 to 1HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
imagine being proud of being a '''''''nation'''''''''' that only shows up for t20s against nz and bbl non-cricket shite
as it should be
>>151141443imagine being shit at a sport you inventedshall we add this to rugby, tennis, golf and all the others?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiDSoT5vy-Idaniel fundamentally incapable of understanding this song
>>151141443so true>>151141450tennis frenchgolf scottish and if you say "oh well they're in the uk" rory mcillroy is too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ2np7R-Uwg
pozzies really be like>croicky mate don't you love this soulless slop? adam zampsy just got mullet-moustached cricketer #312 out caught in the deep and that means the Adelaide Supercharged retards are going to bring the KFC cup home! strewth! *fortnite dances in a bucket hat*
>>151141474>its a british flag you fucking limey traitorOh I forgot the mention the fifa world cup>turns the dagger while its inand let's see theres also snooker, badminton....
fucking wish we were bringing 'C cup home m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEAVe10APa4
more of a squash man
>>151141443theres been no cricket this yearnorthern hemisphere summer == dead sport
>>151141570rather dire but better than padel (more reddit than bouldering)
honestly you put me on the planet at the same time as plato etc and I could have come up with that shit too
Right now it is extremely now The most now it is have ever been
so easy being the first man not dirt farming or swinging from trees
padel might actually be quite close in redditiness to bouldering actually yeahbut playing doubles tennis so the superior partner can carry the game while you avoid singles is also very reddit
Right now it is extremely now
you mightve been able to, but you'd probably just be some peasant chilling and not thinking about anything besides grog and toil
would be farming dirt/swinging from trees due to being a c*ltoid yes
waterworld scenario nepal is going to reign
you could fit an oval on a couple of cargo ships strapped together
Cricketeering
https://youtu.be/-CmadmM5cOkfinna kick things off ngl
https://youtu.be/kS8rI6I3CNI
will be late to the disco tonight got a fucking FAMILY catch up
nw fella have a good tiem xhttps://youtu.be/uIbXvaE39wM
https://youtu.be/_GbogWGDv6c
Who are the Geese of Old York?
reddit meet later
>>151141474>tennis frenchNot true at all>golf scottishFake news
>>151141828kekKekKEK
Dire weather in York
geese? more like nigga pls
>>151142134Honourary Hindu
heard the new Geese album not because of certain man but because it was top rated for the year on rymreally not 'much to unpack' unless you're a brainlet lol. just a decent album. simple as
his vocals are a bit moany though, bit like bard's vocaroosle sad man sound. so contrived. sad
going away for some winter sun in December >>151142531https://youtu.be/IrqHQ4046DE?si=l-oUuVaV18LKsHnnJump white boy jump
>>151142572look at all these zoomer neeks with their soulless haircuts and phones to post it on tiktok later. wasn't like that in my day
>>151140043Ask it why did Don Bradman dodge the war while all the good bowlers fought for our freedom
>>151142572where you going mate?
joyce quivers at the sight of this behemoth of nonsensical, absurdist fiction I just devoured.
did't get filtered by Joyce because unlike some my IQ is in triple digits and I know how to use online guides to help me with the weird words
he who has money has most to sell
>Cameron winter is 22off to the rope store anyone want anything
>>151143082bari mate
STAY INDOORS & STAY SAFE! Those outdoory things are NOT to be trusted!https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/oct/02/balin-miller-climber-death-el-capitan
THEY DIDN'T EVEN PAINT THE DIFFERENT BITS DIFFERENT COLOURS!!!!
no idea how someone dies climbing. like did someone leave an incredibly sharp, arabesque, immigrant looking knife on the mattresses he fell on?
thats why I only climb indoors simply too dangerous otherwise also why I don't drive a car or ride a bike simply too dangerous
corr very exotic for bowen thatover 100 miles from his little mancave bedsit!
isn't a bedsit it's peng
looked at some bedsits they were ever so slightly too small the line is admittedly fine
>peng>neekstop appropriating black slang
>Cameron winter wrote 'vines' when he was 16sure you don't want anything from the rope store I'm at the checkout now
Ah well lads, only 40 more years thumbing a laptop
shant be having a single emotional response to lyrics phonethumbed into his iPhone notes by some hippy zoomer thanks lmao
does one year of laptop thumbing actually knock off any total years lefttoilberg playing with some mad biological interest rate
if the retirement age has been delayed one year over the course of the year of thumbing a laptop I know it seems obvious but damn It's like prison but the remainder of your sentence never shrinks
mad how zachy went from a train driving enthusiast who hated civil servants thumbing laptops to literally thumbing a laptop in the civil service with no train driving prospects on the cards
leave the zaxter alone lads. he's my mate and I don't appreciate the constant seething at him
out of the gumball machine when you are mid 60s, straight to snipers alley life in a nutshell
just saw bbc news (not by choice, it was on) where they had an entire news story as part of the main headlines with some yank reporter telling us about taylor swift releasing a new album. wtf was that all about?
what's criccy 's FIRE number, criccy¿?
new album slaps btw frfr
>>151143892facts of lyfe innhi
†fax
*fats
yes you certainly are and you're stinking up the thread again
that took a minute frfr u.are.slowing down fattie
>>151143406Natural selection. Sixhead next
>>151143990bymp
...yh read that earlier and thought about bouldyb ngl
Nicotine is good for your brain I reckon Pure meditation Helps you find ways of escaping the hell that is toil
classic bouldyb
To be honest when you are thumbing a laptop you should maybe open seperate a word document entitled ways I can maybe escape this hellish gumball machine Just force yourself to think of something almost
>>151144266>>151143892>>151143772>>151143698see>>151143990
brainstorm a bitcan't do any harm
he's the top shagger of /cric/ and has certain things to 'do' hahait's ok, we still have the washed up former protag poll-rigger drinking alone on friday night
>>151144471Out with my reddit mates actually
lgm
OSXDMDIn that order. Moribund, wheelchair-bound /cric/ shitters didn't even know what this meant
currently pondering if playing against the unathletic welsh weakling is a step up or a step down from playing against girlsimagine being interested in sports and having welsh genes. grim. (posted from the good laptop btw)
