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Hes the real deal. Liverpool bought the wrong player.
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>>151109916
never in doubt
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>>151109916
Reminder that Woltehomo lives with his boyfriend in england
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>>151110205
>Bayern Hühnchen
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>>151109916
>the union buster of st. gilloise
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He's so ugly
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This guy would be useless on Liverpool
Nobody on that team can cross now that Trent is gone
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>>151110276
I agree that they miss Trent but I had the same thought as the OP last night. Nick wouldve been a great fit for their system, holding up and bringing the wingers in.
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>>151110252
Women love him though
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>>151110239
kek
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>>151110276
What would Nick do with crosses? Thats not the service he excels with.
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>Liverpool bought the wrong player.
You'll have to be more specific.
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>>151111224
kek this
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>>151111173
I think Salah cutting inside a lot works well with him. Wolte is also a very unselfish player so you wouldn't have the issue of crowding that space too.
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>>151110276
headers and pace are the weakest part of his game
he sees himself as a Nr10 more than a striker
people used to call him Stolpermade (Stumblemade) when he was young
so he worked hard on his passing, through balls and dribble at the expense of the usual striker stuff
still looks awkward at first glance but effective
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>>151110252
Arthoes love the unwashed pedostache look
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>>151112640
he picks them up after school
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wait thats illegal
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>>151109916
Wirtzzzzbros..
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reminder he would be on 5 goals in 4 now if poordon wasnt hogging pens
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>>151110252
No he just looks a bit dutch
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>>151109916
isACK in the mud
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>>151115287
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like a riquelme berbatov hybrid
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>>151115494
Newcastle fans compare him to Faustino Asprilla
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>>151109916
Doode's not even aura farming. He's the real deal.
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>>151115287
He's just northern German. Typical. But then again, so are the Dutch
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I think its cool that he only made top divison at age 22. I like him
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>>151115617
>Faustino Asprilla
met Tino at the Stack a few weeks ago
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>>151115773
All that's ok bro
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YOU CAN HEAR THEM CRYING IN MUNICH
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>>151109916
This player is a joy to watch. Insanely talented.
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>>151109916
Sneed
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>>151111173
Scored two headers already
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>>151109916
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>>151109916
my boi <3
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>>151110205
Why didn't Bayern buy him then, he was only £69m. Or do they only buy washed-up Englanders now.
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>>151111796

so he's a Peter Crouch regen
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Looks like it, doesn't it?
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GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL
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>>151126660
wrong thread
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>>151121949
Benthatdick Cuminmywatch
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>>151114341
>that recovery @16s
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>my club bought Squidwirtz instead of WolteGOAT
I want to kys myself
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>>151138425
Just switch clubs bro, it's not like you live there
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>>151110205
giwtwm



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