Now show me the AI editionOld>>151105429
Scoring runs is like pulling teeth for the poodres
what causes this autism?
>>151111741Heavy metals
dodgers bullpen is going to get so fucking raped by the phillies kek
Anime
>>151111861The entire Philly pitching staff outside of two players will be violated beyond recognition
>>151111741Cubbies baseball.
You all shit on the yankees broken clock in the 9th inning yesterday, where's your energy for detoilet?
Cal was on Matt Pacafee today btw.
>>151112096what'd they talk about?
>>151111660Is that a UPS delivery driver? Lmfao.
>4 games yesterday >only one SB attemptWhy are managers always such cowards in the postseason?
>>151111980is that jays player supposed to be fatty jr?if so LMAO
>>151111660What mood does this expression convey?
if the mariners manage to lose to either tigers or guardians, they never deserved to make it
>>151112129Ichiro playing in the scrims and moving to 1b or dh later. Cal says he feels good.
>>151112323100% a leg locker
do you think albert pujols could get a clubhouse to buy into hustling when he walked to first base for the last 10 years of his career?
>>151112912He had like bone fragments in his feet or something fucked up, can't really blame him.
>choke the division>choke the wild carddo tiggies really?
ACK
i'm back from my (undeserved) 3-day. couldn't enjoy that incredible sunday on /mlb/. couldn't enjoy that fantastic yesterday on /mlb/. but i'm here just in time to see the padres get eliminated :)
no one cares doyerpaco
>>151113800>machado homerI hope you know that you caused that to happen.
As a Yankees fan, I am enjoying today's trend of yesterday's losers winning today.
>>151113800Unless you were disparaging the demographics of an entire fan base, you're a KWAB
>Tigers are 2-23 in WC series with RISPI don't want to exist during this season anymore
why did the dodgers go to the bullpen with an 8-0 lead and mindbreak themselves
>>151114644it was 8-2, and snell was done
cleveland can have this one honestly. I'm ready for it to be over
anthony volpe crying himself to sleep after finding out the dodgers are interested in him
>>151114983coulda been da next jetah, instead he'll be da next muncy lol
>>151112887pls G_d no
>>151112887the bellinger subplot would go hard
why didn't your team trade for mason miller at the deadline? are they stupid?
>>151115147we didn't know
>>151115147we possess a weapon of an entirely different caliber...
So the Phillies sold out their intrasquad warm up game
>>151115166>implying he won't have a catastrophic meltdown against the philskek
My Doggie Doos
if the sux win, my jays play saturday at 1pmif the stinkees win (lol), my jays play saturday at 4pm
>scuba kek
>>151115227I got this too, but for the Phillies it's 6 if the red sox win and 6:30 if yankees lol
Yankbros hold the line!
Mason Miller is legit. Unfortunately his arm will be fried in 3-5 years, but damn is he fucking nuts.
Yankeesisters about to be on MASSIVE suicide watch
>>151115170wish I could be there go PHILS
Shohei Ohtani's 454-foot blast is the longest Dodgers postseason homer in the Statcast Era since 2015>dodgers>statcast era>since 2015KEK. YES, we know ohtani is good but what is this shit lmao
>>151115351it means that you're retarded
>>151115351Ohtanifags wouldn't know what a real champ looks like.
Praying for the Red's to win. I just want to see if Abbot can do better than Hunter Greene, especially since he feels like one of the most underrated pitchers right now.
>people are seething over the orioles announcer saying he wont be watching the NHLespn sissies shitting themselves
>>151115296>>151115296Red Sox@Yankees Game 2 thread
This is why Yankees will NEVER EVER beat the Red Sox in the bronx. Shouldn't have demolished the House That Ruth Built right after winning the most recent ring. Big mistake. Hope the Babe keeps punishing them for 16 more years to come.
>POODRES PRRRRTTTTTTTT BAU BAU
>shutout not a good look
>>151115428Spoke a little too soon, huh bitch?
>cusbgood win padres
beating the cubs is the dads world series kek
Nice, time to go find a drunk Padres slut to fuck in the Gaslamp
>the Luis Arraez experience continuesFucking kill me
Padres manage to live for one more game, please god let us take it.
>>151115170philadelphia sports fans = "it's not alcoholism if we're doing it together"
>>151115428kek get fucked bitch
>>151115482But don't you loveS M A L LBALL?
>>151115481>Nose ringAbsolutely disgusting
>both game 1 losers forced a game 3Watch the Yankees be the one to break this streak lol
>>151115507Shildt made me hate the bunt, never thought I'd say it.
>>151115509>pedophileopinion discarded
>>151115501Philthy Communists
>Put ball in play all the time, the way the game was meant to be played>a/sp/ies complainA tale as old as time.
If you can guarantee you win G3, it's better to lose G2 up 1-0, right? Gets to the top of the rotation quicker for the next series
>Campy was warming up Morejon between inningsChihuahuabro, you'll get your wish soon
>>151115509Shut the fuck up
it's up!
Bullpen held, flowers for Cease man. They still need to hit more with RISP. Jesus, forcing game 3. Now that's something. Good shit, and good vibes and luck tomorrow for my Chadres. Thank GOD we traded for Miller.
Vedder Cup Finals are still on, playoff baseball is so kino bros.
>>151115534>leadoff batter works a walk>next batter shows bunt>man on 2nd 1 out, still need a fucking hit to score except for funky playsBunts are for breaking up DPs and scoring, not what could be achieved with a steal or hit and run
>>151115539no one cares doyerpaco
>>151115539inb4 generational meltdown performance by yamameatballs
>>151115557I love Mason Miller and his gigantic cock
>>151115536*If* you can guarantee it, then yes. Problem is that you can't guarantee the future. Even great teams will have off days against bad teams, and there are no truly-across-the-board bad teams in the post-season.
>>151115539everyone cares dodgerchad
>>151115539CGSO for Yamamoto. calling it now.
>>151115539>yams on the hillreds win, 1-0!
The cubs lost that game lol
You guys told me yesterday the Reds will win. Wtf they lost?
>>151115539Yams is due for a bad one, and the only bullpen options he'll have are Tanner Scott and high pressure Roki lol
>>151115634all the teams that lost yesterday will win today
/hoc/ touristwho are the>laffsof /mlb/?
>>151115638>Yams is due for a bad onebetfag logic detected
if the dodgers traded for miller they would win the world series this season. instead they'll lose to the phils. BUT AT LEAST WE HAVE OUR PRECIOUS PROSPECTS
based cubbie bears giving poodrepacos hope only to have their dreams dashed less than 24 hours from now for entertainment purposes
Do the cubbie bear clap
>>151115644Brewers?
>>151115660Top Prospect Dalton Rushing absolutely shows the power of the doggie farm system!
>>151115644>/hoc/>laffsnobody here knows what that means except for the cancuck refugee fans seething they lost the stan lee last year to florida.
>>151115644Yankees
>>151115644I'm a girl
FAGubs!!!
>>151115676>rushing>ruiz>cartayadodgers really lucked out with will smith
>new barance>we goasfoi naofihsseriously what does he say after New Balance?
>>151115537
>>151115741I promise he's going to play!
Baseball!
Playoffs baseball and aged posts
>>151115644Probably Cleveland, been around forever, a whole bunch of playoff appearances but never getting the job done, sometimes choking in the process. I dont know when the leafs last won but the Indians last did in the 1940's.
Playoff customers and no samefagging ips!
>>151115741best poster itt
>Miller, who also pitched for a second consecutive day, followed Morejon on the mound, registered the hardest pitch of his career (104.5 mph) and continued an unprecedented postseason debut: According to Elias Sports Bureau, the hulking right-hander is the first-ever pitcher to strike out the first eight batters he faced in his postseason career.Jesus; 104.5. Miller is a fucking beast.
I will be beyond stoked if we get four game 3's for my day off tomorrow
Lets give those poodre oso's a chance!
WHITE RICE EATIN
Painting 104 on the down and away corner is fucking insane. What do you actually do with that pitch besides foul it off
>>151115796>>151115796leafs are always decent to good, don't really have dogshit spells like leaveland. yanks would be the comp, since by their own metric a 20 year drought is like 80 years for a less successful team
>my padres not going back to san diego for game 3WUT
>>151115816they should make him pitch from behind the mound, this is bullshit
>>151115816He's filthy.
>>151115907To be able to locate a pretty good slider at 90 and then go "nah fuck this" and throw 102+ is honestly insane
>>151115741
>>151115907definitely not worth trading 4 prospects who might be worth 1.3 war/year
>>151115954>reliever WARlol
>>151115946>tfw taco bell brought back the classic 90s menu items but didn't bring back "yo quiero taco bell"
>>151115954He's under team control through 2029 too. Prospects are the most overrated and overvalued part of baseball.
>>151115979did they bring the chilito back?
give it to me gay, doc, can the cubbies turn things around?
>>151115796>>151115891lel I called cleveland the buffalo bills of baseball the other day. They make it into playoffs/world series and always shart. But that still probably makes them Ohio's best professional team. The big red machine was before my time so it doesnt count
>>151116028I honestly don't know what happened to the Reds. Why have they fallen so hard?
Yu Darvish is 3-1 with a 2.10 ERA vs the cubs as a Padre
how many times are you tapping the plate with your bat? (by answering you consent to having your this data used by Google AI)>i'm not>once>twice>three times (no one has ever done this)>four or more
>>151116063I don't have a bat
>>151116006yes. mexican pizza and empanadas too
uh oh stinkees
>>151116041because ohio only cares about football now (and basketball when lebron was there)
>>151115954>>151115975Realizing now you're being facetious. De Vries is gonna be legit. I hate the trade but also if they get a deep run or two out of it, that's just the cost of doing business
>>151116123i think it's fine that they're shoving their chips in. this team is as close as they're gonna be to contending for a long time.
uh oh.. tie game..
Apparently Pujols was telling everyone that if he gets hired to as a manager then Yadier Molina is going to be on his staff. The Angels might end up with two HoFers on their coaching staff.
This is why you want Latinos on your baybaw team, btw
>all the bad guys are winning todayno...
>>151116414
SAY IT!https://x.com/Padres/status/1973518819454046293
>>151116442I miss those dudes so much it's unreal
>>151116200True.. not too many holes besides SP and 1B next year, gotta strike while the iron's hot
>>151116250Pujols is going to coach the Angels for free because he feels guilty about how much he stole with his last contract, r-right?
my poopdres won :)
i think if the cubs are eliminated, cubs fans will be asking themselves "what if horton wasn't injured" for the next decade
baseball and aged ips like aged wine :D
>>151116838Cubs fans would probably blame Darvish for not selling the game 3 for them lol
This is the attendance for a Phillies scrimmage game
>Poodrepacos putting their 2025 season on the line with oji-san Darvish on the moundIt's ogre
>>151116575He has some kind of deal where he has to work for the team for a certain number of years. So there's that but also he genuinely wants to manage and the Angels have an opening and it's the team he's most connected to out of all the open positions
>>151116971And this is the attendance for the Blue Jays intrasquad game.
>>151117006Never liked how closed this stadium looks. It feels suffocating
>>151116971>>151117006Any from tmobile?
>>151117023found this
>>151117023
I can't find any images of fans at the Brewers scrimmage
>>151117053>>151117066reasonable, ty
>>151116976Yu Darvish gave us like 6-7 innings to work with against Doyers stadium, it was his offense that decided to shit the bed with 24 scoreless inning.
>>151116971>>151117006>>151117066I actually don't understand why the phillies have so much more fans at this thing
>>151117097drinks
>Play a 162 game season that lasts months>Your playoff run ends in a best of 3 meme format that lasts at most 3 days
>>151116976I believe in him.
>>151117089yeah but yu literally LOVES the cubbies
Mike Zaun
Yu Darvish has a 2.36 ERA vs the Cubs in his career and his last two games at Wrigley, he's only given up 1 run between the two.
ball game based on bases!
>>151117255>cope and more cope2025 darvish isn't the same
Casual/playoff tourist here. Who do >my Fightin' Phils play in the next round? Does the bracket re-seed, or is it the winner of Dodgers/Reds no matter what?
Mason Miller has to be the most terrifying pitcher to face in the postseason so far, no?
>>151117294>is it the winner of Dodgers/Reds no matter what?Yes, there's no bracket re-seeding. Expect the Dodgers
>>151117255
>volpiss
>>151117306Cool. My understanding is they are the juggernauts, but they're underachieving currently? Should I be worried?
>>151117310>>151117255expect a game bitches!!!
>>151117326They're lineup and rotation has looked good lately it's just their bullpen that's held them back all year. I think the Phillies have a leg up on them
>>151117326their pitching has been a goddamn wreck all year especially the bullpen. not nearly as invincible as years past
>>151117298Yes. His command with that velocity and his ability to mix-in sliders (see >>151115907 )is off-the-charts.
Gaydians kek
>>151117097Unemployment
>>151117615comfy digs for fent zombies
>>151117097time of day and alcoholism
>>151117298yes and there's no one close
>>151117698Basmalah brother
>mudgekek
who else here jombie?
Dirt McGirt
>>151117782there it is
We need Fuck McAzz
ball 5 take your base
>>151117799lol, getting a warning track flyout is like winning the world series to fernando cruz
Image being a foreigner and the browns of /mlb/ tricked you into supporting the mets
>>151117799Definitely a wifebeater
BASED DODGERS BASED LOS ANGELESNOT BASED NEW YORK WHO CAN'T KEEP LA OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS LMAO
>>151117799That's roid rage if I've ever seen it
resd-doyers game thread>>151117982>>151117982>>151117982
>>151118008I shan't be watching
good. no faggots allowed and no cucks allowed
i will continue to ignore the gamethreads and post in the general as god intended
>>151118008>nlnah, I'm good
i can't WAIT for the dodgers game, see you guys there!
>>151118008Based containment thread
>all of yesterday's losers are winning todaydodgerbros....
Cora, I...
doyerpacos soon lads
>>151118153
phillies are gonna grape the doyer bullpen lol
>>151117326Phillies won the season series against the Dodgers 4-2, but a lot of those came down to the Dodgers bullpen falling apart. expect dave roberts to keep starters in long/backpack two together
baseball and trusted addresses
>>151118297specifically, which addresses do you trust?
>paid umps
this is nuts
>>151111660dAMN she gonna suck on that shit?!
:)
manfred has no shame
doyer resd game thread?
>>151111660imagine your fanbase is filled with Californian browns and the teams colors are literally piss yellow and shit brown. I have never seen a white person root for the Padres.
>>151118479see>>151118008
Yankees win!/mlb/ losesSay the line /mlb/
winning a single wildcard game is literally like winning the eries for stankydoo fans
Should’ve killed us when you had the chance.
>>151118503kek it do be like that
Alejandro samefagging again
>>151118572Padres are mestizos Dodgers are the white adjacent ones i forgot the word
>Dodgers are the white adjacent ones i forgot the word
>Dodgers are the white adjacent ones i forgot the word.
Don’t tell me the Reds are gonna win tonight.
>>151118617Check again
>>151118652>>151118668damn even doyers aint white? grim
mookie slap!
>>151118478That's kinda cool. But also gay. Needs more teams.
Powder blue team won
apologize!
>>151111980looks just like him
>>151118975can confirm
good break to warm up some new 'pscan't wait to watch el dodgeos
>>151112887call me faggot mike>>151113800imagine not just mobile posting
>>151118950how autistic is he?
>>151113800I missed the Ryder Cup because of a bullshit 30 day range wide ban
my yankees :)
>>151119071thanks for wearing out the red sox bullpen an extra day for us
hello cucks. just wait until the dodger thread is over and we'll save this thread too.
gee manfred thanks for all the game 3s tomorrow
manfred said you need to play the maximum number of games to get the most ad revenue
>>151119203>2 of 12 wildcard games go the distance so far>3 happen to this year>RIGGED. IT'S RIGGED.
>>151119275>gets swept by the jays
>>151119275that ended up being a lot closer than i expected
>>151113800You and me both. Ryder Cup, NFL Sunday, AND the game 162s. Such bullshit, and yes, mine was undeserved as well.Worst part was it expired Monday morning after all the dust settled
Fun Fact: The Yankees are 100% guaranteed to win Game 3. Bet on it.
>>151119275Racists BTFO
>>151119370Are you sure? The Red Sox rookie who got called up like a week ago seems pretty good? Hopefully he doesn’t get destroyed by Aaron Judge.
>>151119377why is her forehead like that?
MUNCY
>>151119377>noooooooooo!!!!1!!!>you aren't allowed to not like what I demand you must like
member yesterday when a bunch of cazzie posers kept saying NOBLETIGER lmao
Miggy-Ro!
>>151119488Cute dog
>>151119488Nice pretzel you tied that into.
>>151119560This dude built 500 baseball fields in the Bahamas
>>151119560kinda based ngl
>>151119569Pigs look mad they aren't killing him.
>>151119569Bahamas went from a cricket island to a baseball island under his watch
mexicans inboundalert ICE
>>151119680not to worry, new containment thread deployed >>151119670
>>151119680it's one gay retard spamming since he isn't getting (you)s
>>151119370How much should I be betting on it?
>>151119560>can of Gatorade Where can I buy this
>>151119769Walmart
Aroldis or Miller?
uhh doggy doos?????
>>151119847of course i will choose the huwhite but chappy is pretty based too and he makes libcucks seethe
Yamawhat a fucking stud
>>151119925100 is the new 95. 101+ with control is the benchmark
>>151120020based. that had to feel amazing.
>>151120020not a fan of the dodgers but i love this. this is what baseball is about.
reds are terriblephillies would have 10 runs right now kek
>>151120187They are really bad. Makes the >MEST so much sweeter
>>151120199INTERNATIONAL truth nuke + Digits!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY BUCKY DENT
>Mest eliminated last day of season>Red Sux lose to Yankees in ALWC>Yankees sweep Toronto in ALDS>Yankees win World Series Best season ever
New Tigers Rag herehttps://youtu.be/o7IraO35qu8
How can you hate on this guy? fr fr no cap
I dunno if this is an unpopular take or not, but I hate that we have a 162 game season and the first round of the playoffs is a 3 game series. Every single playoff series should be 4 games, and if you have to reduce the number of teams to achieve it then that's what we should do. A 3 game series is the antithesis of a 162 game schedule. It doesn't make sense.
>>151120417should be 7* gamesboozed up a little my b
>>151120417I've become a little ambivalent because they tweak the rules all the time. The abrupt ending to a 3-game series is a bit jarring but I honestly love it seeing teams I don't like getting sent packing quickly.
>>151118003>NOOOOOOOOOO>WE BUILT THE CULTURE AND ECONOMY OF OUR CITY AROUND PEOPLE THAT DON'T BELONG HERE!!!>YOU CAN'T KICK THEM OUT!!!!>WE NEED THOSE CONGRESSIONAL SEATS WE GAINED FROM MILLIONS OF NONCITIZENS!>NOOOO NO NO NO PLEASE NO!!!!>MY CHEAP FARM LABOR NOOOO!
You all said the yankees season was over at the deadline. Look at you now
>>151120417Firm believer that the WC should be 3 games and 2 teams per league, scrape-by shitters don't deserve a Bo7 until the NLDS
KEK LEFTISTS/CHICANOSPAYING TENS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND KEKED INTO SHILLING FOR A MAGA PITCHER
>>151120549Oh my Tendo!!!
>>151120567
>>151120525Sure are cocky for somebody who is facing their second elimination game of the playoffs already tomorrow.
>Yankees eliminate Red Sux on October 2, 1978>Yankees pwn Dodgers in World SeriesMeet the new boss in 2025
>>151120590And look how cool under pressure we were unlike the red sux. You can't handle our mystique and jazz swag. Enjoy Cam Schlittler's perfect game
>>151120589Now that's based, and perhaps even a little zased.
Detoilet bros . Just wanna say, I enjoy shit posting with you guys and genuinely cherish our rivalry. I've never love-hated a team more than the tigers. I hope my injuns scalp and rape you in g3 but I'll secretly be rooting for you guys if you end up taking this series from my firewater enthusiasts
>doyerpacos think mookie is an honorary whitelel
>>151120539I think the 3 game series is a disservice to the better teams, not the underdog. Very easy for weird fluky shit to happen in a 3 game series. I just don't think it makes sense to play 162 games to decide the playoff teams, then have the first round be best of 3. Every series should be 7 games, and 1 or 2 WCs at most.
Reds were outmatched on talent in this series, but they've given themselves a ton of chances despite it all. They needed HG to be nails and he wasn't, but still a good season for them all things considered.
the mets would have put up a better fight. that shit was fucking pathetic, cincinnati
>>151120675>>151120686Be nice, titos old and frail now :(
>>151120706I didn't like Lodolo to the pen for this series (tho I get they needed a lefty there), and I didn't agree with Sal not starting g1 when they need hitters. But I guess Sal's error shows why he was apprehensive. But Tito has been phenomenal this year. He navigated a very flawed roster to the playoffs. That's a win.
>>151120686the mest lost their final series against the Marlins to miss the playoffs on a tie breaker. shut the fuck up.
Poor Sheehan
>>151120686MarlinsEndTheSeason
Will Manfred change games to be 7 innings to protect precious Ohtani's team from blowing it in the 8th every game? He can just use the "we want to shorten the game" excuse he's used to make all those other travesty changes
following on phone atm. mid at-bat pitching change? did he get hurt or what's going on?
inb4 Vesia gives up a hit immediately
I hope the dodgers bull pin gets sodomized by a rabid bear
>>151120778Manfred got rid of 7 inning double headers because the owners complained about losing money. He'll never shorten games or the season for that matter
pinch hitting and inheriting a 1-2 count is rough man
>>151120789don't worry, kyle schwarber is a rabid bear
>>151120798That’s what ur mum said lel
What the fuck was that swing?
>>1511206547-game WC would be insane, division winners wouldn't be playing baseball for almost a week and a half with travel days. Only makes sense if you go down to 1 WC per league and everyone starts postseason at the same time. With any byes, a WC round that goes past 3 games is unfair to the best division winners
This is the dumbest game of baseball I’ve ever watched.
>>151120808>Only makes sense if you go down to 1 WC per league and everyone starts postseason at the same timeI would prefer this. Less teams, but a more legitimate playoff format is better than best of 3.
lol just throw strikes
just insane how bad this bullpen is
The most frustrating part of modern baseball is players who can't get a runner home from 3rd w/less than 2 outs and relievers that can't throw strikes.
>>151120815they're acting like its game seven of the world series
Mets suck but I still cannot fucking believe they died for the Reds. They should never live this down.
Lol can you imagine the seethe when the Doyers advance tonight and the Poodres get eliminated tomorrow? There will be a mestizo castizo race war in LA
>>151120817I prefer 10 teams (3 divisions, 2 wild cards). Wild cards shouldn't be on equal footing to division winners and gives the best record in each league a huge leg up in the NLDS. Also I like that exactly a third of the league makes the playoffs
That was a strike
i want off this dodgers bullpen roller coaster. literally the most incompetent bunch of chucklefucks in playoffs and clearly the reason the dodgers won't win the pennant much less the world series
I legitimately hate inherited counts. Hitters should have the option to reset to 0-0 if a pitching change is made mid-AB
>>151120654Correct, they did this all for more money which could've been done just as well by just expanding the series lengths for the existing 8 team playoff. The long season serves no purpose whatsoever anymore when 24 of 30 teams get in
Dodgers survive, but use up more pitchers
>>151120731Legit hope he has one more run in him. He did so much with so little on my injuns, and I've always loved the reds as my NL team. I know it won't happen this year, but I'm rooting for Tito and you guys next year
pretty good makeup pitch right thar
>>151120855>fan whos team won last year is seething over the possibility of them not repeatingwhy do you give so much of a fuck? its not like the Dodgers have never won it
>>151120876Windows aren't open forever. You need to capitalize when you have a winning team.
reds can't do anything right
>>151120876spoken like a weak loser, baby
>>151120876he knows last years win is *
>>151120889you literally paid for a world series win cause you guys couldnt win it any other way>>151120897my teams already out idc
roki warming up oh baby
>>151120844As a Padres fan, I was expecting them to get eliminated today. I will also expect them to get eliminated tomorrow. The offense is simply not cash, no matter how many times they get your hopes up. No point in seething about something that has been plainly obvious all year. I just feel bad for Mason Miller because he is a fucking stud and does not deserve such a shitty team.(I also do hope for the love of god they fire Vic Rodriguez - somehow Mike Shildt is gunna live through this just for getting them to two consecutive playoff years despite the small ball faggotry)
>>151120910The Mest also paid for a WS and how'd that go
>Roki for the 9thit's happening
fug here we go
OH SHIT
>announcers blab over walk up songs >plays commercials over Muncy ABFuck ESPN and their shitty broadcast. Glad they're making the move to clownball instead
>>151120939Their scoreboard keeps fucking up to. It's distracting.
roki more like rocky outing!sasaki more like sucksaki!
>>151120919your teams colors are piss yellow and shit brown, your teams city smells like piss and has a lot of browns, and your team itself is piss and shit.
>Rocky Sake Robots to close the gamewe're cooked
>>151120944it just said roki has thrown 16 pitches despite just coming out of the pen
>>151120938kys pedophile
>>151120954>not sosuckyi apologize
>Lucky So-Sucky
>>151120925an NLCS against the other team that paid for one? Both teams paid for one only one could win it, if the Mets won it itd be the same thing, a team that paid to win a world series. Your argument doesnt even make sense because either outcome is the same, a team paid out the ass to win a world series.
>>151120956I do not understand why you're so mad nor do I believe you've ever been to San Diego
RoKKi SasaKKi
>>151120966sorry, way too much to live for ;)
wait is this the japanese mason miller? are the dodgers saved?
LFG
roki fucks ya!
OH NO...
>>151120987>anime girls Jesus what an existence
kek
DOYERS WIN THE SERIES!
missed the foul ball so roki can get another K its all good
Bruh, you gotta catch that
>drops the 3rd out on pupose so roki can strike out the sidebased catcher
>>151120998haha cuck you weren't expecting a reply like that
My Doyers :)
Its joever
Will Smith (forma blanca) would not mess that up
>>151120956Your team is on the verge of facing the Phillies and all you can think of is the Poodres
>>151121007kill yourself bitch
GGs Reds, better luck next yearDoyerbros, let's celebrate for now. We're the only wild card team to take care of business.
Doyers won that game AND that wild card seriesgg reds cya in spring
Philthies kek
You were only here because of the Mets. The Cincinnati Reds have been eliminated from championship contention. Better luck next year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCtqXPPBPkI
>>151121018>>151120987
>>151121011Not the same guy chomo
>>151120987call me old-fashioned but I don't think masturbating to loli all day is worth living for
never lost faith in my dodgers bullpen. dey not like us hahahahahaha dey not like us hahahhahaa today was a good day!
D O Y E R S OYERS
GG RedsAt least you made it to the playoffs and lost to the champs
FUCK MY ASS
what time are thursday's gamesshame the reds couldn't even get a game 3
GG Redsfags. You at least spoiled the Mets and for that, we thank you. See you next season.
gg Redscongratulations on a good season
>>151121035 i haven't fapped in three days, gurlll
You know man, for a massive underdog the Reds gave themselves several massive chances in both games. Honestly, I'd bet that's all they were after. They just couldn't get the big hit when they needed it. Still a very good season for this guys in Tito's first year. I suspect he'll fire the hitting coach tho. Gl next year Redlegs.
We love it!https://youtu.be/cYUfGXPV_Sc
>>151121046sorry dude, Reds couldn't capitalize on the Dodger bullpen tonight
ROKIROKIROKI
>>151121056Wierdo
>>151121036disappointed elly didn't do a fucking ting in two games. wanted to see him hit a slam tonight, but unfortunately he's pedro cerrano against the curve
Fuck you Mexican doyer pacos
>>151121052they all get bumped up 2 hours
>Babies first gore Nigga I saw this shit when I was 9 on the playground.
>>151121046sorry, boo :( I would have been pulling for you guys if you took us out.
My gritty underdogs are moving on to the next round!
who do you guys think dodger fans would bandwagon if they didn't have ohtani
>the noN-binarY Mets died so the Dodgers could liveI guess there's something noble in that
ya seethe
>>151121064>mfw when i ask for green salsa and they give me red
Can't spell Red Sox with Reds. Time for their season to end too
MY FUCKING PITCHERS
>>151121067now now
>>151121046nothing like an old fashioned gaping
>>151121067nice try spammy. we all know the real winky off'd himself already
I hope the state of California falls into the sea one day, the big quake cant come soon enough
>>151121046Nothing personelle Winky
Don't disrespect winky with a fake trip plz
>yankees victory in game 2 all but assures a yankees victory in game 3I'MGONNACOOOOOOOMM!!!
HOES MAD
>>151121090>he believes in liberal science
>>151121080>watching the dodgers before ohtaniseriously?
>>151121080kpop demon hunters
Both teams with "Reds" in their name have their season end on October 2nd
>>151121046F
TIME TO KICK THE EVER-LOVING SHIT OUT OF THE PHILLIES
>Muh bandwagon
>>151121101it's still october 1st, retard
>>151121080Roki Sasaki
>>151121090Cali makes ya seethe?
>>1511210523 5 and 8 ET
>>151121098Its the only hope I have, that one day that tectonic plate will have had enough of the brown faggotry up above and decide its time to take action
>spends hours randomising his posts to desperately avoid filtering>"you had to enter a few letters into your filter, I fucking pwn you" he really isnt the brightest
>>151121105Gotta give it the angles . In OC i see more blue hats than red
>>151121065vagisil, gurlll. get some
Dodger winsFurry porn gets posted Why?
>>151121108Its ok I have faith youll be beat by the Phillies or Brewcrew
Legit concerned about those pesky doyers
>>151121122>ass
How many more hitters until Ohtani?
>>151121119took me about 2 minutes to write up a python script for ithundreds of people need to filter the output and only a few will even know how to use regular string-based filtersonly a tiny few autistics will know how to write the proper filters for these and they'll still get hit
>>151121082kill all pedophiles
>>151121129Don't be, our pen is ass
>>151121125Find me in the impereal if you ever wanna get smoked j cat
Everyone shut up while I ask the real important question: Mets fans, did you enjoy this series from your couches?!
>>151121090>he fell for the capeshit arizona bay memelulmao, the northridge quake didn't even kill 60 people and that was the last major earthquake to hit an actual population center
FAGGets kek!!!
>>151121133no one cares, faggot
>>151121132Dodgers bat first in game 1, so he's up next.
>>151120956kek got'em
>>151121137go bandwagon some other team low. t faggot
does baseball's analytics depts concern themselves with jiggle physics?
>>151121133wtf there are still VPN servers operating in Palestine? dope
>>151121090we can meet you halfway and sink the southern half of california
>>151121141should say in the US before someone brings up japan 2011
Doyers desu
>>151121138insert your tampon, gurrrrl. you're menstruating again
>>151121090say adios to your produce and west coast military bases I guess
>>151121155i hate you with an undying seethe
>>151121067you're not winky
Alejandro Charlie Chikaner Kirk
>>151121090>cuck can't do it himself Lmao weak cuck
>>151121067Winky son.....
>>151121166Yawn later wierdo
I figured it would generate additional seethe if i used a spam method which would be trivial to filter if you know what to do and then change it up in the post season. i was waiting for someone to get smug about ityou thought you were free of the spam and then you got rugpulled lolyou must be better filterers
I miss this lineup bros....
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espn really is trying to make wnba a thing
>>151121153New Tigers Fan Here
>>151121182He would have killed you no cap
>>151121194>>151121194>>151121194NEXT
real nu here:>>151121202>>151121202>>151121202
>>151121207>No news This is the thread >>151121198
>>151119399all straight hair on black people is fake. well, it could be real hair, but it's more expensive and from india. they have to weave and attach it onto their nasty, smelly real hair. even mixed and lighter skinned ones like beyonce have to do it. they have more of these weird, specific, intimate needs and it exposes them as something less than human. they need their specific black beauty supply shops for it all
>>151121067Is that an offer?