>>151106057 previously on /GOAT/Gay does not the G stand for
Everybody on 3!Oink for Ms. K-1's dead mommy!!!1,2,3!Oink oink!Oink oink!Oink oink oink!Oink oink oink!
>>151112043getting real tired of your shit threads
>>151112174That's uncalled for
>>151112257Suckin' on the Somalidaddy dick juice from the maggots in ya dead mommy's minge is uncalled for 'bro'.
Jane Goodall just got heemed
Hearing the Mt. Rushmore talk on Ari's podcast made me think who would be in the UFC/MMA Mount Rushmore. I think GSP gotta be there, Anderson Silva, DJ, and finally Adesanya rounding it out.
clozzy loves the blacks
>>151112331She joinin' the maggot mingecord with Clozapig and Ms. K-1's mommas, huh?
what parley can save me from this hell on saturday
>>151112331She would have saved Kinbo
>>151112385We all have our preferences...I'm more of a Pakidaddy slut myself...
>>151112410Sadaddy!!!
We own y’all piggies NEVER FORGET IT!
caucus mountain bros...
>>151112547Sexy Aridaddy!!!Piglon's such a lil' Jewdaddy slut!Just like my AGPiglet!!!
Stop this gayness NOW or Ill fuken
>>151112578Caramel daddies cream our bacon bussies sadly Us pink piglets are sooooo interior…..
I just wanted to have a nice thread
>>151112331Good. Fuck that monkey fucking bitch she is in hell now
MMA
>>151112655life is hell remember dis brazza
>>151112656Hooooooooly wooooooooooooooow doooooooooooo
Finna belss this therd with my presentsce
Bacha Bazi Buttrape Spammy Im afraid, sadly :(
It really is a pointless endeavor.
Clozaddy dropped that thang down on ya baconatorbussy playa! Oh!
Where did we go wrong
>>151112806There are fleeting moments
K-1 and we cannot follow them.
Post pointless endeavors.
>>151112939We don’t sign our posts here
>>151113086You have never watched a single K1 event
>>151113086Did you enjoy the oinkmorial the pig pen did for me?
>>151113095
>>151113102Xhe is not well!
>>151113130Xhe admitted to only watching it on Tiktok and in fact watches entire episodes of Dana White's Contender Series.
My litte cousin has been mewing and looks chadly af
>>151113249Madame K-1 is in an abusive relationship with xer Aridaddy I’m afraid
new tat what u guys think?
>>151113282Sexy Aridaddy!
>>151113296RAWFUL MAO
>>151113296Is Daner retarded and thinks White didn't mean anything before him
>>151113344Stfu and quit hoggin' the Somalidaddy dick juice from ya momma's maggot minge.
student bodies
fight to make is arman vs hooker Qatar, Nov 22
Chadrukyan will fight.Clitia Topiglet will continue stroking xer clitty from the cuck chair.
>>151113689Clitia likes old daddies only I fear...
C H I L L S
Ilia says jump and the lightweight division says into what shadow healm
Slutporia likes xer mature sugardaddies 35+ sadly
>>151113792Guess it's over for belal
ok but where does..............................................................lerone murphy fit into this
Jacked Taiwanese bros our response
>>151113689As a hooker bro, I am concerned. He survived against Gamrot but Gamrot doesn’t have a chin, Arman is a beast tbqh, but fan has aura
>>151113881Huh..... I actually had sex with that lil asian dude
Daddy's money must have been running low
>>151113881What am I looking at here
How many new tattoos will Dookie Dan need to get past Arman?
>>151113957The dook of the down under heems this little rich boy
>>151114013Yes
How does this one go?
>>151114072Hopefully double knockout
>>151114072Garry by decision (tepid) I fear
>Smellal vs Cuckchado Fairy
Costa vs Shara Jan vs Guskov Aswell btw
you will refer to him as master jiri henceforth
>>151114072Garry the Goat
>>151114119>whoever wins, we loseTopkek
>>151114072Garry easily smokes him on the feet and in the grappling. He's an elite, championship level fighter, great all-around and good fight IQ. Belal on the other hand is a decisionator bum who got fraud checked by the as of yet untested JDM.
Did anyone notice Magomed doesn't have cauliflower ear? I think Alex should take him down
Gretachads...
People don't know yet but Ian Garry has the tools to beat every welterweight. He WILL be your champion.
I pray Arman flatlines Danny Hooks
a cry for help this
garry is really going to beat every contender whilst schaubkat sits on the shelf
Shartsplat won the battle, Chadry will win the war
Beastlal will heem
Smegdalamadelena
>belcalis almanzar>bel(calis) al(manzar)>bel al>belal
Where is Shavkat
>Charles figthing Gamrot>Arman fighting DooksterHoly fuck they better not be giving Gaethje another free title shot against Ilia
>>151114659Clitia may have twerked enough for xer Aridaddy I'm afraid...
Jai Herbert deserves another chance
>>151114694Talmbout the White Pussy Banger?
>>151114659They’re desperate for an American champion and Gaethje a slightly better chance than Strickland
>>151114072A whirlwind of divine fire descends upon the octagon from the ether, burning them to embers, hopefully.
>>151114706No; thats me in atcuality
>*eats every living organism currently using the thread*
this nigga coming with the semi colon. like bro its not that serious out here
>>151114659Could be Max.
>>151114797Continuing Max's humiliation ritual of having losing records against his peers?
>>151114797Gaethje already fought max
>>151114072Garry shat the bed against Schaubcat but still showed a lot of skill. I think he lights Belal up.>>151114657Trapped in the Sanko Sex Dungeon
>>151114694He did better against Lil’ T than anybody else besides Max, ironically enough.
Dookster bros… how fucked are we?
>>151114855Eugene will cook up a gameplan, trust
>>151114855would be funny if the dooker takes out arman so ilia gets to avoid him further
>>151114848Zaldaddy had that pigga dead on xer feet albeit
he cant keep getting away with it
I need the spiciest heems you have
pawg milfs?
>>151114940
Bitch I'm the Abu dab daddy
>>151113957NOOOOOO why didn't arman get rewarded for not fighting since april 2024
>>151115113Arman hasn't fought in a year and a half and has had as many fights as Ilia since Ilia started in the UFC.
>>151115372Bodied that demented freak.
>>151115372Slapped that slobbering sad sack
Chama
I’ll be giga pissed if Illia is fighting Holloway or giga bum Gaethje, hopefully assrot beats Charles and it’s Illia vs assrotAlso I am praying to the heem gods that dookster beats Arman but I sincerely doubt it
>>151115372yeah so they've had similar levels of activity, that has nothing to do with arman sitting on his ass for a year+ and whining about a title shot
The path to presidency is still there for Conor.
>>151114659Ilia needs at least 12 months between every fight. Don't worry.
>>151113792what are the chances of a finish in this fight
Arman is the rightful no. 1 contender and has the best chance.>>151115541>I’ll be giga pissed if Illia is fighting Holloway or giga bum Gaethje, *gigachad>hopefully assrot beats Charles and it’s Illia vs assrotnobody wants to see that
I'm attacking your family
>>151115575Connor loves and repsects Indain people... you really want him to lead your land?
>>151115707
Spammy gassed out already?
>>151115856Needing some attention are we Miss Drew?
paddy gets the title shotpaddy eats big dinnerspaddy wins
You'd barely know it because they haven't promoted this card at all for some reason but this is actually really high qualityAnkalaev vs Pereira, Merab vs Sandhagen, Jiri vs Rountree, Emmett vs Zalal, ABUS VS JOE PYFERLots of consequential matchups. Way better than last weeks pig feed
>>151115938Dana has already shut that down I'm afraidHe got mad at the mere idea of Paddy and Ilia fighting
>People are gonna fall for the Patchy Mix meme again this weekend
>Ankalaev vs Pereira, Merab vs Sandhagencould be very good or very boring
AARON FUCKING PICOOOOOOOO
>>151115990lost his last fight
>Sign a bellator guy>Make them fight a really good ranked fighter nobody gives a fuck about on short notice>They lose and everyone makes fun of Bellator Dana is a dirty bitch
>>151116026no, smellator bums are just shit at fighting
/heemedia/ scrum. Next up: Abus Magomedov. Who has the first question?
>>151116047Abus, over here, Johnny from hotdogfist. What age was your wife when you married her?
Craziest thing is Pico would've beaten Noncesar but lost in devastating fashion to short notice Lerone Murphy. Makes me sad that he didn't immediately announce his retirement, it's only going to happen again.
>>151116109>Pico would've beaten NoncesarPico would have been caught by an intercepting knee and been Evloev's first UFC finish
>UFC flyweight Ramazan Temirov has been suspended one year retroactively after testing positive for trimetazidine (TMZ), per the promotion's anti-doping program. He's eligible to return July 5, 2026it's always the ones you least expect
>>151116047Yello this Shitdeep Arunkumar from BrownHandsMMA. How you are dealing with racism in MMA community and are you looking forward to fight for poverty Bo Nickal this weekend?
>>151116171pillowknees noncesar can't even put pico out
>>151116190This is just one of those cases where the UFC fucks a random guy over so they can show everyone they actually do do drug testing and then they go back to ignoring the important drug cheats. There's at least one every year
>>151115949I don’t think I can bear the sight of Alex losing again.
Jiri is going to once again try to ignore the fact that people can kick his legs and get brutally knocked out
Khalil is still Haramkalaev’s worst possible matchup.
khalil got heemed by johhny walker
joe pyfer is gonna get abused
abus got heemed by louis taylor>who?exactly
>>151116047russkie
Haramkalaev was simulated by Paul Craig.
>>151115917You answer to spammy now?
>>151116047Wife or Pfeifer... Everyone says opponent is young and hungry but we zettle it in the cage at the end of ze day >>151116198I'm ze only Dagestani zat was always bazed. Why should I fight for poverty?
frankie edgar is OUT of this weekend's knuck against jimmie riverathank god
>>151116528Wgaf
K-1 is good.
>>151116330that's GODlal's coach, what do you mean who you dumb bitch
frankie edgar found dead in a pit more details coming soon
>>151116190>>151116208>Yes brazzas tank you. It is disgrace they do to me. I only eat tainted supplement !!! I'm clean!
Jiri seems kinda fake but he fights like a real one
>>151116727>Jiri seems kinda fakeexplain how
>>151116524...
>>151116190>>151116633>trimetazidinea stupid thing to try and take. he deserved to get busted. cyclists pop for it all the time. it's more of a lesser EPO over in europe. and it's for something else so athletes can try to claim accident
>>151116524>3
zalal? zalal will die
catch me in the club 100 bottles on me
>>151116744The BJP branding, the way he speaks, his social media presence, dude didn't have a sword Samurai battle to the death yet... something feels off
>>151116936It's the lack of jap pussy. If he was really about that shit he would have a japanese girlfriend.
>>151116936absolutely clueless
Julius Caesar
>It's UP (media day)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIPCU0cGZzg>It's UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIPCU0cGZzg>It's UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIPCU0cGZzg
>>151116958What makes him authentic?
>>151117019Alex looks black now.
Khalil committed to his enlightened new age hippie buddhist shit by marrying a happa from thailand and having a buddhist weddingJiri could never
>>151117017Seize this*heems you*
>>151117120this is him now
According to my sources, Jiri Prochazka is the only man alive that did not have sexual intercourse with Veronica Hardy.
>>151117215Did you fuck Joanna, Brett?
worthless cunt type post
We're just labeling our own posts now?
ill whip your head boy
>>151117215Hey Brett, really hope someone who looks like Dereck Lewis fistrapes your face. Belss up.
Poatan meme ends this week.He might as well retire after this loss.
>>151116550Can’t help but to agree. Some brazza got heemed in 10 seconds at the very first event I watched.
i hear it callin
>>151117196
>>151117498Yuo gonna look so stupid; for real
>>151117983You will be cucked. Poatan will be finished by KO or TKO. screenshot this post. I will be here on Saturday night/Sunday morning.stupid canadian FUCK.
>>151118027Holly dude no need for such agerssoin
>>151118186I regret to affirm for you the truth and grim accuracy of this aforementioned post I'm afraid to convey, mournfully.
>>151118362>>151117931>>151117196>>151116924>>151116860How a fight with me vs everyone here would go
>heemed 5 times in one nightdamn
Dominick Reyes, whatever happened there
>>151118703he beat jon jones
>>151118703too many cheese
>>151118722...off.
>>151118703He will be champ.
Dominick Reyes beat Jon Jones in a professional Mixed Martial Arts bout.
MMA Jon Jones
>>151118703The despicable Duck Jones put a curse on him
>>151118838Fact Check: False!
>>151118905Fact: You have sex with men.
Gooby and his cock is still the face of MMA.
>>151118905>he didnt see the fightkek many such cases
>>151118838Wow what an achievement he mustve not been brutally and humiliatingly knocked out by Izzy's friend
>>151118614How a fight with me vs Hasbulla would go
reyes haters are subhuman
>>151119006Unbeilieveably based
MMA Dominick Reyes
im gonna be laying down some new rules for heem
bunch of fake ones
>>151118987I did and when Jones got a sweet ass single leg take down in the fifth that won the story and the fight and this is all from memory I haven't watched it since
NEW FIGHTQUEEN VIDEO IS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvKFXTUo-zk&t=0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvKFXTUo-zk&t=0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvKFXTUo-zk&t=0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvKFXTUo-zk&t=0
>>151119407
>>151119407Dynamic Instability board oldfag
>>151119407Fuck you
Arman zeems Dookie Dan by UD
Dan Hooker Unanimous Split Decision
>>151119407baldingdykefairybros...
I am the alpha male on this bus
im the alpha brain supplement
>>151120102Parrot ass bitch
>>151120260this is a mule
Fuck,Marry,Kill:Natalia Silva, Aspen Ladd, Dynamic Instability
MMA Instability
MMA Dynamo
>>151120275we dont sign our posts here
>>151120308Kill 'Em All Tomino
>>151120426You have no champions
i bet chris curtis has calmed down an angry and teary sean strickland by kissing him softly on several occasions
Dookster vill heem Shartman
>>151120821Straightest Canadian fantasy.
The MMA Quittance
>>151116279heh... walker..
>>151120535We both don't have any champions :) To be the champ you have to beat the champ, I'm afraid. Even aa robbery split decision over a champ would do, but Tom has not beaten Ngannou, Jones, or even bum Stipe. Even I'd count that! Tom hasn't even fought for a vacant hw title, sadly. He's a glorified interim silver medalist, to put it as kindly as I can...
The ari podcast is live
non americans WILL be heemed from the thread from this point forward
The craziest part of all of this is that jamawhal would have beat Pereira if not for that nut shot incident
>>151121294the barber?
cover your bussy up before talking to me
Do I have potential
Corey Sandnigger
>>151121545So tired of these smelly doos mayne...
You sit down and pee at my house bitch. I stand and pee at your house but you sit like an bitch at mine, these are gods rules. Respectfully.
>>151121775I sit to pee at your house cause I'm pissin on your couch playa!
https://voca.ro/1iL96nT3FZDS
Aronofsky is a hack
>>151121813You aint pissin on my couch brotha
sippin on some tall boys
Nigger
>>151122091Say that to my face!
Also gmhh
>>151122093Nigger
I want to see Hap get decked in his stupid little niglet face like this as hard as she could throw but even harder.
>>151116524no blackburnno watch
Man I reckon I'd ankle pick Hap Chandler's black ass off the hoover dam before Mike could even react.
Getting into Grim Dawn like hwo I got into Tracy Cortezes bagina
>>151122093Meet me in Tikkurila station tomorrow at 18
>>151122153You mean 6pm, are you in the army? You're nothing, who are you? Nothing.
>>151122158*cums in you*
>>151122158We use military time here as a nation of larpers
I walked Luke Thomas into an Iraqi orphanage in 2006, who the fuck are you? You never served, you are no solider -you're nothing! A true solider respects 12 hour time formats
I walked Luke Thomas like a dog in that Iraqi compound
Okay pal I'm off for my wake n bake and coffee
>>151122188You one of them flee your homeland get conquered by Republic of China coward bitch ass live in Toronto or something ahh Taiwanese boy?
I fucked Luke thomas in the ass
jiri earnestly trying to explain scientific concepts he has no actual understanding of is truly magical
>>151122211Good grief
>>151121288German-New Zealander New York Democrat?
>>151122211i assume you'll applying for government supplied euthanasia after such a harrowing experience
If you believe that Al Iaquinta has some beachfront property in Newark to sell ya' haha
>>151122237taking al iaquinta to a brutal 5 round robbery decision so he has to give me the house for free
Sandhagen looks like he loves popping on some Birkenstocks and hitting two tokes of a low dose thc vape before sitting down for a tape analysis sesh
It would be hilarious if Sandhagen won
>>151122247There's nary a better heem than minge in 'stocks thus spaketh finnmeister
>>151121159lets go for that
https://youtu.be/SKw5g9KFYzU?si=2ToBDInlbRIPdCiv
he's going for the nose armans finished
Mike "The Pride of Cleveland Ohio" Malott
yeah that's right we just take who we want he's Canadian now a good ol' Dalhousie boy to be exact
DHooker says he doesn't like Arman's face or the way it's attached to his body, and he's going to separate the two.
>>151122352Zamn, playa! That ain't cool!
>>151122318cant punch him in the nose, because he'd probably break his paper mache hands again
arman is a rat-rat-rat
Dan Hardy = retarded faggot
>>151122402Talmbout the shaolin of nottingham b
YOU WANKER
>Same exact features as Makhachev
Gaethje bros. its all going according to plan
>>151122344So then we've decided that wherever you are born doesn't matter, it's where you end up.It's settled then. The new GOAT, Merab, is AMERICAN. And we do have a champion! The most dominant champion in the UFC!
dan hooker already beat gamrot, ergo he will walk right through gamrots son, arman
>>151122424Ali abdeliaziz you bald brown bastard
>>151122431yep and Brock Lesnars Canadian
>Conor McGregor says his fight at the White House fight is SIGNED and a DONE DEAL Would bet my life and everything I own that this not true
gamrot was robbed
>>151122439He asked for 100 million that the WH would pay lmao at Canor on fuggin Hannity he really is committed to this new ting
>>151122432Don't know if I'd call that a son making performance. But yeah Gamrot did at least beat Armen in all the wrestling exchanges. He was the one pressuring the wrestling the entire time, getting him down multiple times (which Armen did get back up from).Armen isn't really a finisher either. He has like the same amount of finishes as Gamrot kek. Heeming Daroosh after Oliveira flushed him isn't impressive. Even renato pillowcano almost one punch KO'd Beniel, so his chin is just completely gone. I could normally see Dookie Dan getting the robbery if it goes to decision, but the fact it's in Qatar makes me think Arman will get the decision if it's close.
Merab is a brazza
>>151122436That's something we can both agree on.
>>151122478Cain's in a Mexican prison rn getting raped
>>151122486Kek, he embarrassed poor little brock. And nah, he's free now. The prison he'll go to is in Soledad California. What do you think of that Dummy? Sit the fuck down.
>>151122478raked that leaf
Brock shouldve stayed in mandramaland i fear im afraid
>>151122501California is basically mexico
>>151122439yeah but retard journos will now spread it so it will become true. he'll probably fly his family and friends down for the weekend and claim he used golden visas too, which journos will also believe
>>151122515>B-basicallyI accept your concession.
>>151122540fine... it is mexico
Mexico is massachuesttes
>>151122546deported that chicano
>Chicano in Chicago now there's a movie or a short TV series for ya
>>151122546Guacamoled that geek
>>151122546Soledad California is 400+ miles from Mexico. Saskatchewan Canada, where brock lives, is only 15 miles from America... I guess we still own Brock, I'm afraid. And Canada, by your logic, sadly...
>>151122546OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>151122614checked that leaf
>>151122614my god this is like watching the technical prowess of Anderson Silvas
>>151122546
>>151122614we burned your white house down and made you sign a treaty you've never recovered.
This is too tight to call now
and no I don't count GSP, because he is a greased up quebecois that got so much CTE from BIG PIGG he thinks aliens stole his lunch hours
>>151122639I accept the concession
The scorecards will likely favor canada
>>151122650you might be the only Canadian that's a real Canadian left you son of a bitch and I love you for that, please keep being boring and sometimes shining through
>>151122657>But little did Finland know, due to my mutt history and huge following on BLAKTOK I could switch the cards at a whim. A simple nod to Dana, an exposed shake of my withered cock, he knew exactly what I wanted.
>>151122650>N-no u!Kek not even me. Got you seething at shadows, it seems.You've lost.
The leaf is beating up two burgers at the same time?!
he's lost it
I don't even know what I've walked into and, I'm scared.
And you know what, I get tired of being scared. I'm tired of people like Canada, and Finland and the rest of you haughty types making me feel bad on internet! I SEE RED, I SHIT PANTS, I PICO POWER
>>151122439Ms Hands must be back in the news
>Carlos Prates vs Leon Edwards>Belal Muhammad vs Ian GarryAre they doing Usman vs Brady next? Or Shavkat?
Masaaki looking shark
>finally watched hughes vs usman 1>usman only lands tippy tappy bullshit at range>gets 3 nut shots on hughes and immediately shoots a preemptive panic takedown >gets gifted a decision despite a point deduction because its muzzvillestate of poofl
>>151112043Jon Jones is dressed like an R&B singer who's about to release a flop of an album and get a DUI
>>151112043>>151122853He also appears to be channeling Penthouse founder Bob Guccione
"G" STANDS FOR GOT LUCKY. JONES BLEW OUT HENDOS KNEE, DUCKING THE H-BOMB!!! WE WERE ROBBED A NUMBERED CARD IN UFC 151!!!!!!!! >vitor almost locking in armbar, still wins.>chael taking out his toe, still wins.>gus giving him a scare, still wins.deaf north south elbow is what stains his record lollets admire the numbered cards for canada. joe silva was a cunt, but could make cards happen. >UFC 83 - GSP/Serra 2>UFC 97 - Silva/Leites (usually)>UFC 113 - Machida/Shogun 2>UFC 115 - Liddell/Franklin Franklin won with a broken left arm. ACE!>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EwT0x2SRh90>UFC 124 - GSP/Kos 2>UFC 129 - GSP/Shield, Aldo/Hominick, Machida/Randy>UFC 131 - JDS/Carwin>UFC 140 - Jones/Machida, Mir/Big Nog, Korean Zombie/Hominicktwo of the best submissions back to back on a main card. >UFC 149 - Faber/Barao>UFC 152 - Jones/Belfort>UFC 154 - GSP/Condit, Hendricks/Kampmann>UFC 158 - GSP/Diaz, Hendricks/Condit >UFC 161 - Evans/Hendo>UFC 165 - Jones/Gus, Barao/mr firefighter Wineland lots of great fights>UFC 174 - Mighty Mouse/Bagautinov >UFC 186 - Mighty Mouse/Horiguchi>UFC 206 - Holloway/Pettis
peeflpoONEsmellatorpoofc
>>151122880>Knocked out Perosh in 7 seconds at UFC 149RIP
>>151122921After this 7 second knockout loss, Perosh would face Vinny Magalhaes at UFC 163, knocking him out in 14 seconds.
Thread is quite comfy
Charles Oliveira uses BJJ in the bedroom
>>151122943>UFC on Fuel: Silva vs Stann free japan card that took place a couple weeks before UFC 158 - GSP/Diaz. >it would be Stanns last fight>hunt would fight jds after thisabout two years removed from the AWFUL rothwell fight, breaks Struves jaw.
Considering Volk has an incredible fight IQ he sure does have some of the most retarded picks
Ali, you're a nice guy
The kicks will be the key for Khalil
>>151123002>@ 5:45, if you dont want walkouts. tale of the tapehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43RDwgOKfNg>@ 21:00 mark are highlights if you don't want to watch the two rounds
>>151123021
>>151122898we do watch some of that shit here
I see we're posting some golden era heems
You're not gonna believe this... I just woke up and Michelle Montague was snogging my gf.
>>151123049back when they had promotions to absorb, and stacked cards to make. <3
>>151123057Cannonier slimmed down to 185 so maybe Nelson could've lol. He wouldve fucked some of those tweener 185ers up
>>151123053You've got to be kidding
>>151123049>>151123057>>151123073I hate ari emmanuel from the very pit of my soul
>>151123086The Natural Born Killer
>>151123005>Considering Volk has an incredible fight IQ he sure does have some of the most retarded picksthats why its fight iq and not sports betting iq, moron
>>151123057So true
>>151123078We can't follow them (muscular dykes) I fear
Ryan Hall solved MMA and then Ilia Topuria was bought a million followers and told to follow the script
>>151123005He picks based on who he thinks is better value not who he thinks will win.He is a slav so he is a natural gambler
>>151122853Besides fighting, singing might be the only other thing Jon isn't terrible at. Put some respecc on his angelic voice.
>>151123105Then why are they so damn appealing answer me that
>>151123089truth. jewish talent agency buys into sports entertainment -_- also big thanks to frank, lorenzo and dana lmao>>151123100if schaub didn't have the ego, he wouldn't have beaten Cain, but could've hovered for another couple years. >>151123127ryan hall on the white house card, book it.
>>151123162>ryan hall on the white house card, book it.you'll get the next best thing, which is the only american champion, sandhagen after he permaheems merabs knee from 50/50
Chris Leben will be fighting at the white house
>>151123133
>>151123200
Mike Pierce was a hell of a fighter. If Hendricks loses this SD to him, he DOES NOT go on to face Jon Fitch at UFC 141 - Lesnar/Overeem, and a lot either doesn't happen or is delayed.>Fitch>Kos>Kampmann>Condit>GSPGSP retires>Lawler I>Lawler II>Brown>Wonderboy>>>weight cut/juice/not giving a fuckPierce could've changed all of it haha. Starching Kampmann pushed them to get Condit back in 4 months after his fight with GSP, for a title eliminator to build the GSP/winner fight.
>>151123200>NiggerBo>>151123204vettori would straight up dogwalk buck
I used to clown on Mt Rushmore GOAT Khabibi for losing to Gleison Tibau. But that nigga was juiced to the gills! He had 20inch pythons when he fought The Eagle ffs
>>151123204lol
>>151123200>>151123204Fuggin kek
Finish rate of every current champAlexandre Pantoja = 66 %Merab Dvalishvilli = 25 % Alexander Volkanovski = 59 %Ilia Topuria = 88 %Jack Della Madalenna = 77 % Khamzat Chimaev = 80 %Magomed Ankalaev = 50 %Tom Aspinall = 100 %
>>151123162Dana really is a shameless turd
>>151123308you can really see the babushka transformation creeping up on her
>>151123313
>>151122880Mmmm hmmm.. That sounds like some fun times, Grandpa. Make sure you're getting enough protein and fiber, champ.
>>151112043Done goofed again, OP
>>151123317Look like volk
>>151123175ill take it, someones gotta humble em>>151123178short notice leben headlining the facebook prelims. The Crippler Returns TM>>151123250One of the better gatekeepers, gotta keep them juiced to shutout the non contenders lolHUGE FUCK JOE SILVA MOMENT:>Be Pat Healy,>log jam>4/27/2013 - 1st fight in the UFC, FED JIM MILLER>>SUBMITS HIM>>GETS FOTN>>POPS FOR WEED>>NO FOTN>9/21/2013 - fed KHABIB - GET UD'D>12/14/2013 - fed GREEN - GET UD'D>4/19/2014 - fed MASVIDAL - GET UD'D>7/16/2014 - fed TIBAU - GET UD'DPat Healy got fucking screwed just like TJ Grant lol
>>151123250Tawlmbout Abus' grappling coach?
Lets just say this about /heem/, youve drawn the wrong conclusion.
I can't draw for shit
>>151123339take a bump
>>151123427Dis doo can identify his ma by her dump truck
>>151123453frankie took his soul in abu dhabi
>>151113792Boring muzzie vs Boring dipshitIt's like Gooby vs Kebab, but without the fun.
>The transplant has failed
>>151116270When did he ever show good wrestling?
>>151123478Forget about wrestling his striking is even worse
Khalil being a hardcore is so fucking random, a glitch in the matrix
>>151116270
OOOOHH IT'S ALL OVER. TURDKALAEV TAPS OUT
>>151123492We like Khilal B Lax around here
>>151123504his nose is just wrong
>>151123510it got wonked by alex during the fight
>>151123504Sadly true and the moment when AGPkalaev realizes he wants to become a woman
>>151123507I would also love to be a fan of khalil but hes just too lame inside the cage I fear
>>151123512its gonna get wonkier too
>>151123200Is this f**king legal??
>>151123515>year is 2040>females have taken over mma just like basketball>only women champs>only women on main card>only 50% of the male roster is used for cards, only booked for prelims>other 50% training partners for women fighterswhat a time to be alive
The Raped!!!
>>151123200No, that's Joe Pyfer, easy mistake to make though
>>151123543Talking bout AGPkalaev?
Wtf is in Ali's skull?
>>151123474Many such cases
>having hair on your head for fighting>unless youre guida or hendersonoverrated to have hair
>>151123613Whatever happened with that boy?
Two days out from a numbered card and these threads move like hot tar
>>151123577The premordial heem fist
>>151123630You could always post more/better
Good point
>>151123623hit that mid 30's patch, good chunk of fights, out of ufc. probably coaching. >2000 - 5>2001 - 9>2002 - 15>2003 - 6>2004 - 6>2005 - 3>2006 - 5>2007 - 3>2008 - 4>2009 - 3>2010 - 2>2011 - 4>2012 - 2>2013 - 1>2014 - 1>2015 - 13-4 times a year is the most we'll get now with the way rankings/belts are. are there any current scappers that dont care about the record? diego sanchez is always available
>>151123673Joe must be smoking ditchweed on the daily cheesing like hell
>>151123679*ebersole fights per year
>>151123698they dont make em like they used to. tony can still comeback
>>151123698I remember Joe exclaiming "No one does that to Chris Lytle!"
Fucking fossils lol
>>151123704I just found an interview with Lytle talking to Ebersole about it being his last fight, and the scar he got from it lol>>151123723fucking zoomers lol. show some respect to Chris "Lights Out" Lytle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw8Dwk43FF4
PeRoevWade greased his bacon bussy. His Magodaddy spanked and spunked it.
Alright it's been fun heemsters but now the creature has arrived to ruin it, laters
>>151123762damn hardy lol. retiring on a win is much better
Would you rather have an iron chin but with pillow fists or have the touch of death but with a paper chin ?
>>151123782Link up in the astral plane after we're all dead so we can bully this piece of shit into incarnating back in india
>>151123777Factual post>>151123782Turn your monitor on colzapig
>astral planeNo thanks. It's gonna be heaven for me.
>>151123799Heaven is a finna subjective state of existence thoughever. Hell is heaven to demons when you think about it, just as angelic heaven is hell to them. Both are aspects of the astral upon consideration, respectfully.
>St. Peter voice:Get on the fucking plane, nerd
>Hell is heaven to demonssmdh read a bible sometime
>>151123788i think you have to go iron chin, pillow fists, wrestle fuck, and retire like Cole Konrad.>end of career mirs chin >arlovski glass chin era>cerrone big fight choking all the fire power and skill but if you get caught or are down mentally, youre knocked out.
>>151123777CHG J haplogroup warrior defeating the tri racial mutt (portuguese, native, black)
>>151123811Heaven is an expression of subjective halcyon which from a demon's perspective equates to closer proximity to the primordial female (chaos), UPON consideration.Justin Gaethje
Jiri is such a faggot, I hope Khalil inflicts life-altering damage to him this Saturday.
>>151123823I think so because you dont need freak ko power to finish someone with your handsEven with pillow fists, if you have great boxing and batter you opponent for 20 min, there is huge chances you would knock him out with volume
>>151123835I like him but he is an insuferrable weebIf i was his father, i would beat him This guy is more proud of being japanese than czech
>>151123836What are you gonna do, volume punch me motherfucker?
>>151123834Imagine you're some immortal, perfect being, like an elf or a Japanese woman. And then you get banished to India. If you tried to tell someone that you were having a good time eons later it would just be cope.
>>151123843If someone is pillow fisted, thats a great path for victory
>>151123857what are you gonna do, jab me?
*peers in the thread**Sweden has saved the day once again*
>>151123854>japanese womanPretty faces but skateboard bodies with dwarf proportions They some native/black/mena dna to fix their bodies
>>151123854Yes that sounds like a cheeky katabasis, many such cases I fear...
>>151123843lmao
warmachine did nothing wrong
>>151123866No one asked wahrani
>>151123865Now if only you could save your dead mommy's maggoty minge from your piggy lips
Pereira chads rape little AGPkalaev piglets I'm afraid
>>151123882he was just sparring with ms. mack
Pigreira refused to fight
poatan by KO first round
Mixed martial arts hinges on you being better than your opponent at one aspect of mixed martial arts. You can be shit in everything else but if you're fighting someone who's worse than you in one area than you can use that to win. But of course, if he is significantly better than you in the other areas than you'll still have a tough time. It really is a matter of bringing your opponent to your own area od expertise or at least where you're better than him at and just use that against him. Never allow your opponent to bring the fight to where he can win.
>AGPoatan when ankdaddy walks in the room
>>151123883You proved my point Pretty faceMeh body>wahraniLmao how many times im going to say im not from wahran
BOTTOMkalaev's bussy was SQUEALING for his daddies cock
>>151123799You have sex with men and children (canine and human).
What if Ank puts Alex in a crucifix for 24 minutes?
AGPoatan finna be doing tricks on Magomed's disgusting crooked inbred wonk dong Im afraid.
>>151123697Joe got cooked by B-Real's bud
>>151123981But enough about Alexa "AGPoatan" PeRoevWade.
Sexy Magodaddy.
>>151123937>mental toughness always #1ex. wrestle fucking. breaks the will.>Cain/JDS 2>Cain/JDS 3Cain couldve gone to shit, but returned, worked his bread & butter, breaking JDS, making up for that awful loss on FOX lol
say what you want about ankalaev but he would never let nina sniff his feet
>>151124007This is really really funny man
>>151124013Thanks b
>>151123979
>>151124008>eating pussyKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Jiri haters could never survive a 1-on-1 katana showdown amidst the sakura trees
>>151124008That's just one University of Toronto student.
>>151116524shitty color scheme and graphic design. every time i see this poster i think its a promo for an hgtv renovation show picrel
>>151124033he's just a ksw tier gatekeeper, and the black is a can crusher in a weak 205. hopefully this is just a prelim fight
>>151124070Kek
I have a feeling this weekend we see the first ever death inside the UFC octagon.
Water
>>151124022JiRoevWade lookin' at that thang like is Roundaddy's BBC.
>>151124084Poor poor AGPkalaev is gonna die by bussy explosion
Will Pereira wear his low taper fade in the 'gon?
>>151124084Yeah, Dana is going to kill himself when Ank lays on top of Alex for 25 minutes.
The same people who think Gane will beat are Tommy will also lose their wages betting on AGPereira im afrair
>>151124146>>151124146>>151124146
>>151124148It's already over for Troonmala AGPinall I'm afraid...
>>151124148>ESL meltdown>Gane out of thin airKWABrownB
>>151124161>>151124163Is that the Sissy Slovene and his American Daddy both replying to me?Your blackdaddy is DEAD at the hands of are Tommy thoughbeit
>>151124176I'm afraid Jondaddy has Tomala caged and locked with her chastity interim belt.
yo
>>151127656hot
