What does he do?
I used to say that he was going to be washed up around three or four years from now, but now I say that he will washed up in 2 years at best
Speedruns Neymar's carreer.
>>151114334Bangs midget escorts bareback
This guy is trying so hard to force a new meme its embarrassing
>>151114577If he had Neymar's talent he would break Messi's records in this era. Ney would have scored on that really great run where he dribbled 7 players. Also I think he doesn't drink, just pussy addiction like Romario
>>151114334stop posting the edit
Make chuds seethe
>>151114406this meme doesn't make sense since he's with an Argentinian
>>151114742>implying he doesn't have an entire harem of the purest spanish girls for himself
>>151114764Why did he bitch out and not le cut inside? Because Pedri called him selfish a couple months ago? Neymar would have puskas'd that
>>151114764>"OH MY GAAD HE JUST DRIBBLED PAST THEM WITH A ROULETTE, MY GOAT!!! "It's all so tiresome.
>>151114334asks for yellows.
>>151114334dribbldribbldribbldribbldribbl
>>151114772he has an entire harem of midgets
>>151114742It's just a jeet constantly ragebaiting
>>151114742>>151114875He's south american on a proxyhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149237607/#149237607
>>151114764nice tiki taka
>>151114334
>>151114885Unfunniest cunt on the entire board
>>151114885nobody's falling for that, Chikaner, you will always be a chicano
>>151114827are you the halaand dick sucker?
>>151114764>Insane>Generational>Not human>Special>Nuts>Crazy>Hits differentI'm so tired of how social media lines up to suck this guy's cock with these zoomer buzzwords. It doesn't matter if he dribbles a bunch in the first minute with no end result if he ends up doing fuck all for the remaining 89 minutes.
>>151116243this clib wil travel social media and get tiktok highlights with enough filters and music just know that this clip wil go around for the next 10 years with a thumbnail of lelmal was not human at le freaking 17 years old
I couldn't watch this game but from seeing the highlights he did basically everything and barcelona are a bunch of chokershe should start looking for a new teamhttps://streamable.com/2qnnew?src=player-page-share
>>151116243He has the same problem Messi had, shit teammates that can’t finish. Barca 2019 all over again. Atleast Yamal is winning 2026 WC
>>151118077Lewandowski can finish but since they can't replace him they have to give fraud Torres all the minutes so he can develop aka he isn't good and barca is willing to fuck up their current team for this kids future; to be fair Spain needs a striker desperately so I almost can't blame them they just dont seem like they are trying to win when he plays for 80 minutes scores 1 gifted goal and misses 10 opportunities and barca go on to lose 2-1. Spain can't produce strikers they are a bunch of manlets they could let Lewandowski statpad their way to a treble but no
>>151118728>Lewandowski can finishbut he can't dribble, pass and press
burns out at 20 and moves to a serie a museum club
>>151118012>he did everything.Ghosted large portions of the game.
Are you guys coming?
Y QUE FUEhttps://x.com/Asensii20/status/1973519779446267912
As a complete neutral, he had one play in which nuno mendes had no choice but fuck up and commit a yellow card worthy foul, which should've got him red carded. That was a game changing moment he produced on his own and the ref for whatever the fuck reason decided to forgive psg, which gave them the chance to sub hernandez in before that happened again.Pretty much every ref would've gave mendes the red and see barcelona gain a huge advantage, and that's what good players do. Obviously having dudes like rashford and torres besides him also doesn't help.Not gonna cry about refball against barcelona since they got so much of it pre var that it's their deserved karma and I hope refs fuck them in the ass for the next decade.
>>151114334getting cooked by Mendes
>>151114764nice end product
>>151114334Banging an argentinian tranny
>>151114764Wasted calories
>>151123375>As a complete neutral, he had one play in which nuno mendes had no choice but fuck up and commit a yellow card worthy foulit was fabian who fouled him. facts hurt I know.
>>151114827>having skills is le bad... because it is okay!!!this is your brain on dominoes pizza or whatever the fuck it is called these days ligue 1
>>151123412having skill to seduce women is great but it's useless if you come home blue balled
