>Tuesday 30th SeptemberChelsea 1-0 BenficaGK Bodø/Glimt 2-2 Tottenham HotspurGalatasaray 1-0 Liverpool>Wednesday 1st OctoberUnion Saint-Gilloise 0-4 Newcastle United8pm Arsenal 2-0 Olympiakos8pm Monaco 2-2 Manchester City>Thursday 2nd October5:45pm Dynamo Kiev vs Crystal Palace8:00pm Feyenoord vs Aston Villa8:00pm Nottingham Forest vs FC Midtjylland>Friday 3rd October8:00pm Bournemouth vs Fulham>Saturday 4th October12:30pm Leeds United vs Tottenham Hotspur3:00pm Manchester United vs Sunderland3:00pm Arsenal vs West Ham United5:30pm Chelsea vs Liverpool>Sunday 5th October2:00pm Aston Villa vs Burnley2:00pm Newcastle United vs Nottingham Forest2:00pm Everton vs Crystal Palace2:00pm Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Brighton & Hove Albion4:30pm Brentford vs Manchester City
>Manchester United says: "The thoughts of everyone at Manchester United are with the victims of today's tragic events in north Manchester and we offer our support to all those affected.">And a statement from Manchester City says: "We are shocked and saddened by the tragic events which took place in Manchester this morning, and we are sending our support and condolences to all those affected during this difficult time."
>>151124446BournemouthDrawSunderlandArsenalLiverpoolKillerNewcastleDrawBrightonCity
wirtz unlocked in his new fullback role
What is an "Aston Villa"?
NO REFUNDS.
>t. Alberto Barbosa posting in 2025
>>151124469they're killers
City got robbed, never a pen
>>151124484A foot swung that high up is always a free kick, thus in the box it's a pen.
>>151124446>>151124446SYNAGOGUE EDITION
>>151124452>read the news>it's the k*kesAND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST
>>151124492You support Arsenal mate
ABWsissies...
>>151124501If it was Arsenal and it was in the prem, the defender would've been sent off on top of the pen because the PGMOL are filled with United and Liverpool supporters.
>>151124484Who cares. They're a shit club for plastic wankers.
>>151124514Somehow you turned this into Arsenal being the victims. I don't know how you did it, but you managed it.
Sunderland will beat Man Utd this weekend.
Plastic Nothing Club City getting an embarrassing draw - thanks to ERIC DIER - didn't get any mention. Why should any refereeing decision which supposedly went against them get mentioned?
>>151124446B-bu-but he creates so much space for other players a-an-and he's great at playing in those little pockets. Totally worth the 125 bazillion great bri'ish pounds.
>>151124542i mentioned it in the last thread :)
>>151124446>>151124545Remember when the proto-cope for Wirtz was that he ran ahead of the ball a lotWe were supposed to ignore that this is a stat which isn't remotely good when properly considered
Wirtz problem was that he was too good in the Bundesliga which cranked his price up to ridiculous levels and thus never had the safety net stepping stone of going to a Brighton or a Spurs first, he stepped right into the defending champions team with a historic price tag which is far more pressure than he needed
>>151124564>>151124545>ABWs in charge of reading comprehension>>151124508
>>151124591That's not Wirtz's problem, it's Liverpool's. Stupid overpay for a shit player with no potential in this league.
>Wirtz is good actually and here's a screenshot from my parasocial frie-Seriously get out of your rancid bedroom you vile Scouse cunt.
>>151124640it's all very game of thrones
the best ABILITY? availABILITY, and wirtz hasn't missed a game so far all season
Poor old cunt Kenny Dalglish, most famous for his talentless bonk-eyed daughter, being wheeled out to defend Liverpool's Net Spend Trophy by way of saying Floppian Wirtz is a good player We'll mention it even if Liverscum refuse to
flopian wurst
>>151124688>>151124692PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE STOP BULLYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG :(
July and he's still crying about it. What a great post.
>>151124699You're being a big meanie please stop it! :(
You KNOW it drives Scousemong mental when we're honest about Wirtz, Hillsborough and other things His beloved Echo refused to cover Ekitike breaking the law by filming on Snapchat as he was speeding but we all know it happened from other sources!
>>151124722The thing that's so funny is you're genuinely attempting to live out your schoolboy fantasy of being the alphachad except you're on an anonymous imageboard where you could be talking to literally anybody, it's so so sad. I've still not figured out if you're skinny as fuck with a xylophone chest or morbidly obese. My money is on the former.
what is this nutcase on about
>>151124765He's lost his mindLiverpool are shit again because Salah is finished (got dropped to the bench due to being shit)
>>151124699> JulyThis is England mate we do day month year so it’s 7th December 2025 you thick cunt
>>151124765Resident schzo(He's a rape victim, it's a coping mechanism) having his daily meltdown and responding to himself again.
>>151124508This includes the community shield (glorified friendly) btw, where he had 8 chances created.They would not do this for any other club.Agenda.
>>151124820Fuck off Pajeet
Wirtz is so shit they needed to wheel out that old Scotch cunt Kenny onto podcasts (he doesn't know what a podcast is so they likely just told him it was Saint & Greavsie with guest presenters)
Funny thing about this meltdown in particular is that no one knows what the fuck he's talking about. What podcast? Who is he talking to?
>>151124875It was mentioned
>>151124868I'm literally on my knees right now, BEGGING. PLEASE stop the bullying!!!! I can't take it anymore!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop bullying us mr alpha 4chanman!!!! PLEEEEEEASE :'(
>>151124875bit of a yank post
>>151124852>No arguments>Ad hominemI accept your concession.
>>151124875Stick to Football podcast
>the podcast part is actually realLOL
Not rating Wirtz gets all this nonsense and seethe. Spammed screenshots - but from the archive this time, all the way back in July. Not recent ones because he's rightly avoiding the honesty of X, that would send him into a right tizzy la'!!!
football limbs?quite enjoy the arsenal and everton,crystal palace are okay as well.
>>151124889
>>151124875Maybe he's a vampire and he goes loopy in the daytime
There we go, Screenshotmong (a.k.a. Liversimp) with another one from the past. Now he'll spam that screenshot of his own post from 4chan. This shit website is his entire life.
Wirtz is genuinely the worst player in PL history lmfaoooooo!!!!
>>151124927We don't sign our posts here
>>151124935doesn't even work
>>151124943But enough about Scousers.
>>151124943we dont sign our posts here
>>151124943It does
>>151124949lmfao yeah that's a good one 2bf
Oh shit...I just looked at the Manchester City IG story did Manchester get truck of peace'd ?
>>151124949lmaoooooScousers and also Wirtz on the ropes (he doesn't work either, in their team, because he is shit)
>>151124949>>151124956>>151124963
>>151124484Ruined my acca the cunts
>>151124932All jokes aside, that honour belongs to Sancho. Chelsea literally paid Manchester United so that they wouldn't have to sign him.
>ai toolsgetting a little bit nerdy in here how about take a breather, brew a cup of tea
Watching Stick to Football to watch that old cunt Kenny's deluded and false comments on Wirtz and of course he spends half of it crying about Hillsborough. While it's still legal to say it, it's a fact Scousers killed one another.
>>151124508WARRA GOAL AND ASSIST FOR WIRTZ
>>151124484cant be doing that can you
>>151124916>continues showing the intelligence of an average scouser
>>151124993>>151124994PLEASE STOP BULLYINGGGGGG YOU'RE BEING MEANIEEEEESSSSSS :(
>>151124993what even is their alternative narrative to this? aunt maggy was air dropping scousers without tickets into the stands personally?
>>151124973>chatgpt
>>151125000Based trips for my boy BeckenDier
>>151125002
>>151125018Thank you for ripping Liverpool off over Wirtz It's upset Scousers like you wouldn't believe
>>151125010They think calling the police in case of an emergency like this is a conspiracy against the mighty scousers to kill them.
>>151125010M*ggie th*tcher personally bussed in an army of Chelsea supporters to push Liverpool fans into the stadium crushing those in front
as always, we could save /epl/ by permanently banning UK flags
>>151125040
>>151125056This but american
>>151125056I thought starmer was doing it. What happened there? Have the uk flags here given their drivers license to 4chan?
>Feyenoord legend Arne Slot has been told his failure to play Florian Wirtz in his best position is to blame for the £116m summer signing's early-season struggles at Anfield, with one man branding him the 'worst signing of all time' and lamenting his dismal 0-0-9 record for the Reds. >The Premier League champions allowed Slot to lavishly spend some £440m (€505m, $600m) on new players this summer as he sought to put his own stamp on the Liverpool squad he inherited from Jurgen Klopp the previous year. https://www.teamtalk.com/liverpool/slot-told-hes-done-florian-wirtz-dirty-journalist-reveals-major-doubt-stars-mind Is Slot to blame after all?
Arne Slot getting outcoached by a part time hair surgeon after spending £500M
>>151124962Just some part and parcel peaceful stabbings of peace m8 nothing to worry your head about
>>151125073
>>151125000What, winning the ball?
>>151125075>600mOnly to lose to Crystal Palace and Galatasaray
>>151125091>winning>in the age of mr starmerabsolutely not
>>151125056>everyone hates yanks>its everyone who is the problemFOY
>>151125073Worry about your eternally polluted shithole, Printar
>>151125000Brighton was given nothing for something worse against chelsea btw. Michael Oliver needs to be fired
>>151125076This is Margaret Thatcher's fault la
>>151125100>>151125076YOU'RE. BEING. A. BULLY. PLEASE STOP ITTTTTTTTTT >:(
>>151125104no
>>151125108
>>151124446>4 games on Saturday>5 games on SundayThe fuck? Isn't that kinda weird?
>>151125140it's actually always been like that, not sure what you're on about
Indians are so odd to me. I work with a lot of them but theyre always short or pudgy or both. Ive never met a single normal sized and athletic Indian
>>151125183their food makes them all bloatedbit like skinny lads that are alcoholics and still have a belly
>>151125183>Ive never met a single normal sized and athletic Indianthat's because they're married hehe
>>151125183Athletic Indians don't exist, they evolved in an extremely calorie restricted environment, their metabolism does not allow for building muscle.
>>151125183It's because of the vegetarian heavy diet among North Indian Hindus. Even those who eat meat only do it like one or two days a week. Generations of this will cause some irreversible things to your physique. (I am not the group described above but I am incredibly thin)
>>151125213It's not a calorie restricted environment. Almost 90% of an Indian meal is just calorie heavy carbs (bread or rice). It's because of the protein restricted culture.
>>151125213>>151125242imagine getting naansplained
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>>151125183there's an indian IT guy on my floor who is like 6'3 at least and in really good shape and it confuses me every time. i'm a manlet (5'9) which i've come to accept it doesn't bother me but i should at least be taller than indians
>>151125336LOL
>>151125351vpn off vikram
>>151125351Knew this guy in college a year below me who was like 7ft
Wirtz is generationally bad. /epl/ didn't harangue Nunez like this.
>>151125401why would i call myself a manlet if i were trying to falseflag, idiotfunny enough the other IT indian guy in my office is your normal short ratty looking type, idk what genes the tall guy got to end up like that
> Alisson likely to return for Liverpool after November international break following hamstring injury. 33yo had scan today & set to spend ~6wks out - could see Brazil int’l miss #CFC #MUFC #RMFC #MCFC
>>151125336ekitike is decent imho, not a bad striker at all.
>>151124452So it happened again...
>>151125351>5'9You have to be 18 to post here
>>151125464It's too early to tell. Just like how it's too early to judge Wirtz or Isak.
>>151125351I wish I knew where this relatively recent burst of racism against Indians has come from. I've known Indians my whole life, for fucks sake even my pediatrician was Indian. All the poop jokes, all the unclean jokes especially confuse the shit out of me.
>>151125336where's frimpong
>Cole Palmer has been warned that he could miss as much as THREE MONTHS of action if he had surgery on his groin injury. The England star has missed Chelsea’s last two games against both Brighton and Benfica.>groin injuryBBC status?
Notts Forest will get their first win under Fat Ange tonight
>>151125702>Notts Forestthat'll rile em up
>>151125716I hope so
>>151125533
>>151125533foy
>>151125417The Great Kali?
>>151125421>why would i call myself a manlet if i were trying to falseflag, idiottry using that hunk of plastic you call a brain for once
>>151125688>>Cole Palmer has been warnedWhat else is he supposed to do? Just play through the injury or make it worse so that he literally has no choice but to get surgery and miss 3 months of action anyway? What a weird thing to "warn" someone about.
>A decision on whether to scrap the Premier League's controversial profit and sustainability rules (PSR) and adopt an "alternative system" is "coming up", says chief executive Richard Masters.hmmmmmmmmmmmm
did you guys know that arsenal are WINNING THREE major trophies this season?yes, it will happen.
Although Florian Wirtz cost an eye-watering £116m to move to Liverpool FC, he has yet to score or assist with a single goal.
>celticscottish football is so embarrassing
>>151126129You posted this at 7:27pm so it does not deserve a response!
>Midtjyllandhehe midget land
russell martin marches on
>>151126129Bloomin 'eck, that can't be right, can it? Surely?
>>151126712I'm afraid... *checks the facts* it's true. No goals. Zero. Nil pwa.
>ange
>>151125598Donde esta Jeremie Frimpong
>>151125336Richard Hughes masterclass.
Forest look awful. And yes they got one back and I'm posting this just as they conceded AGAIN
>>151126817What is it about Ange that makes his teams horrible and concede loads of goals?
Forest fans deserve this for the Nuno treatment. Out of their hands as it was there was nothing pushing against the decision to sack Nuno, at all. They just went along with Fat Owner. Even a 'Thanks Nuno' banner would've been something.
>>151126962nuno orchestrated getting sacked in all fairness
russell martin's rangers
>Since Ange Postecoglou took charge of his first game as Nottingham Forest manager, Forest have conceded more goals than any other Premier League side in all competitions (12)
reminds me of how arsenal fans hounded out wenger
>>151127241werent they one of the best teams defensively for most of last season (think they had a bad run at the end but still) remember lots of forest defenders and the keepers doing great in fpl
that fat fuck isn't having a good week is he, yesterday it was olympiakos and now his slightly less fat friend is proving to be out of his depth.
>>151126695>>151127143I don't understand how the defence is completely static.Put money on Hearts winning the SPLel.
>>151126979I think it started with the nonsense after Awoniyi heemed himself versus Leicester last season. Funniest part is the Forest fans believing that absolutely batshit statement put out afterwards.
>The Premier League is likely to decide in November whether to replace its current financial rules (PSR), which cap club losses at £105m over three years. The proposed alternative is a "squad cost ratio" system, similar to UEFA's, which would limit a club's spending on its squad to 85% of its total revenue.>This change is being considered because many clubs feel the current rules stifle investment and unfairly punish teams, as seen with points deductions for Everton and Nottingham Forest last season. Any new rules would likely be introduced next season.
>>151127451could some clubs spend less and some more under this? some a lot more? hard to know what it means
can we talk about how poo smellingham should not be playing for england?
Ange absolutely should be sacked tonight he's gotten fuck all out of this Forest side
>>151127470Instead of teams operating on limiting losses to £105m every 3 years, instead they want to have wages and transfer fees be 85% of revenue per year. Rich stay richer but at least give some of the other guys a chance to consistently make moves without sales.Teams in 21-30 are>Brighton>Napoli>roma>Frankfurt>benfica>crystal palace>everton>fulham>wolves>flamengo
>>151127687those are some pathetic matchday numbers from man city
>>151127684Did Marinakis genuinely think that squad could play Angeball
>>151127730if its from cheaper tickets and not just lower attendance and they more than make up for it from broadcast and commercial its good for their fans to be fair
>>151127758the prawn sandwich brigade unironically wish they were american, they love being fleeced by billionaires
What's he thinking right now?
damn villa up 2-0 nowat least it looks like we will get forest and rangers fans calling into o'hara and cundy
don't understand why that celtic goal was disallowed
>>151127890probably nothing. i mean he chose to hire ange, doubt he has much going on in his head.
Forest BATTERED
>>151127684Mate
>>151127890300 Kilos in Malaga should be going through labeled coffee. Marquez is always reliable.
ANNNNGGEEEEE
>>151128007kek'd
Forest are so fucking shit that Midtjylland scored from a Forest corner LOL
>>151127742No squad can play "angeball"Fuck ange
>>151128065Celtic could
>>151128065foy
kinda sad what happened to Forest, compared to how they played last season. Now they are double fucked especially with Fat Ange at the helm.
>Scotlel
>>151128119i dont think ange gets sacked for this but i think hes gone by the end of the year
>>151128134Aside from Arsenal, Nuno's Forest last season would have won them all. Sad!
where does ange get his first win?
>>1511281741 Nov
>>151128119im mostly annoyed that anderson was looking fantastic under nuno and hes going to stall again under this nepo australian idiot
>>151128174cheeky 1-0 (OG) against Chelsea
>>151128134>PL clubs represented by pictograms>non-PL clubs represented by actual badgesbaffling
>>151128134Brother just leaks goals. Completely different to Nuno's hit em with a 1-0 then park the bus gameplan
>>151128219presumably some licensing nonsense
>>151129118mate...do wonder how emotional he actually is and how much hes just thinking about another payout
What happens now that the danish superliga is confirmed better than the epl
>>151129172i for one will continue never thinking about the danish superliga
>>151129172I start to shit up their genny
>>151129180But could you do it on a cold rainy night in midgetland?
so can we all agree >forest have a worse manager>nuno has worse players >west ham won
>>151129198>midgetlandis it where yamal had that party?
So who were the winners from freespending Liverpool? Liverpool look worse, Isak and Wirtz are massive flops, Slot has been exposed as a massive fraud, Leverkusen are worse, and Newcastle are still making up for the games they had to play without a striker because Liverpool were tapping up Isak.
>>151125208kek now I get it because he said single
>>151129315It is us, the viewers.
>>151129315worth it
>>151129393True.>>151129430Mad because PGMOL would have still had them there and Liverpool would have saved £300m. So no, not really worth it at all.
>>15112817422 November 3-0 win for Forest
>>151129172Midgetland is only good because Anglo GOD Matthew Benham turned them into a super team
>>151128134Shame that Forest decided to pick Ange, if they hired someone competent then Man Utd would have actually been genuine relegation candidates.
PART TIME MIDGETLAND PLUMBERS
>>151129683Angeball with Maguire and De Ligt as CBs might concede 100 goals in a full season, it's sad that we were deprived of watching that.
any updates on the caicedo to liverpool situation?
How has Emery managed to turn things around?
>>151130158>caicedo to liverpoolhuh? I don't think chelsea are planning on selling him. It's not even transfer window yet.
>>151130264Villa have a good manager and good players, same with Newcastle. They're in a bad run of form but they will eventually climb up the table as the season goes on. I can't say the same for some of the other clubs at that end of the table.
you didnt hear it from me but eddie howe to united
>>151130158Yeah, Saturday mate, do you not even watch football? dumb cunt
>getting splattered by Midget Land>getting held by the mighty Real BetisMate...
Few surprising names here, like forest and Brighton
>>151131053Forest turned over the entire squad a year or two ago.
>>151131053Brighton have plenty of money to spend because Todd Boehly kept throwing cash at them. Forest notably broke FFP rules and bought a ton of players, hoping that the money they earned from staying in the PL would be enough to pay off any fines.
mikel arteta is the arne solt to emery's klopp but we aren't ready to have that discussion
>no Jadon Sancho on Villa's bench against the mighty van Persie's NoordWHERE IS HE
>>151132897Ill supposedly
>allison to miss 6 weeks with hamstring strain
>>151133226thank you based konate
>>151130158Zubimendi, Caicedo, and Bellingham will be an unstoppable midfield 3 for Liverpool, can't wait for it to be confirmed.
Angeball worked decently for spurs in 23/24He just needs some signings in the winter
Sl*t is the problemImagine the massacre Klopp would have done with this Liverpool
>>151132897was up until 4am playing fifa 26
i for one will not expect any of liverpool's 400 million pound forwards to score or assist in goals as their manage has assured me that's not their purpose
>>151133912Angeball would require 150 million minimum in the winter to even come close to his ideal system is. Not a chance. If the trend continues Ange will be gone by Christmas.
glasner would be retarded to leave palace
>liverpool are already going back to their banter eramaybe god does exist
why do working class English blokes love listening to a posh cunt like Simon Jordan talk down to them about football
How is Man U outcast now Barca best player?
>>151138175jordan isn't posh lol he's a working class businessman who swallowed a thesaurus
>>151131053The Irish cripple will not like this
>>151131053this is on the back of globalism and that is NOT okay
L M A O
>>151138980I don't get not picking Wharton again, definitely having a better season than pretty much everyone there except Kane. It's not asking if he's better than Rice but surely he's doing better than 3 of the midfield picks
>>151138980Tommy Twoties is back.
>>151137897Don't think so, clearly was lured from Einfahrt or wherever by being told Palace was a "project" and clearly it's not true. Going to united would be a mistake though.
>>151124446>Elanga MOTM, Sarbitzer MOTM, Rashford MOTM, Hojlund MOTMits so over..
>>151139063He's 100% autistic.
>>151139063Looking at Tottenham is absolutely infuriating. I can’t stop thinking about the Europa League final. They did everything we should have done: win it, secure Champions League football, and then sack their underperforming manager and cut their losses. Couldn’t agree more. They’ve postured themselves to rebound from their horrendous last season while we seem committed to digging ourselves into a deeper hole. And for what? What has Amorim and his dogmatic 3-4-3 done for United except alienate players to sell below market value and make us a laughingstock?It’s basically us in a better timeline. If we’re lucky, it’ll take us two or more years just to make up the ground. I really hope we don’t lose Mainoo and/or Yoro over this, it’s frustrating enough to watch Rashy and Hojlund perform elsewhere Apologies for the rant. Cousin was riling me up just now about “Ruben at the wheel”
>>151139063The lack of midweek games is so shit. We get 1 dog shit groundhog day performance at the weekend, then get to wait 6 to 8 days for it again.Genuinely have never been this apathetic towards football in general, let alone utd.
>>151139098MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed right fucking now.
>Dan Burn and Anthony Gordon got call-upsGod Six bros... we're slipping...
>>151139090>we>we>us >us>we're>we
>>151139083That's very Tony Khan
>>151138980I thought Foden was doing much better this season. And Watkins not so much.
>>151139000all of our midfielders are equally shit dont kid yourselfwe just dont produce world class midfielders. we just dont
>>151139098I think they said they'll be playing friendlies midweek but I imagine it won't be televised.
>not appreciating your team doesn't give you a headache twice a week
>Rodrigo Bentancur has signed a new, long-term contract at Spurs Hands off, Fenerbache!
>>151139263australian autist will NOT like this one
>Newcastle boss Eddie Howe has confirmed that wunderkind Tino Livramento is set to miss around eight weeks with the knee injury he suffered against Arsenal. >Meanwhile, Yoane Wissa's recovery is set to take longer than first anticipated. Howe says the striker is set to miss around another two weeks on top of the initial six-week diagnosis from when he was injured.
No Wharton is the biggest issue
>>151139356Utd have spent around £54.9m sacking managers (not including Rangnick):- SAF coaches departure (2013) - £2.4m- Moyes + coaches (2014) - £4.9m- van Gaal + coaches (2016) - £8.4m- Mourinho + coaches (2018) - £19.6m- Solskjaer + coaches (2021) - £9.1m- ETH + coaches (2024) - £10.4m- Rangnick removal is unknown as he had a 2 yr 'consultancy role' lined up but never took it upOther than this- £11m to bring Amorim + coaches from sporting- £4.1m for removing Dan Ashworth
>>151139419maybe the complaining about this is a bit much then, over a decade of sacking coaches and it doesn't even cover the cost of one of their annual flops
the first question from the media about the england squad lmao https://youtu.be/d6x-Psy1PfA?t=536>to confirm bellingham wasn't picked because of a fitness issue?>you previously said your mum was repulsed by bellingham >you said the mood was great in the last camp>is there a problem between tuchel and bellingham?>did you not pick him this time because the mood was better in the last camp without him?
>>151139326Good to see we still have the same old medical team, in spite of the billions.
>>151130421he's already at united
>>151139326Genuinely forgot they'd bought Wissa
>>151128174>two international breaks still to come before December
>>151139489Taking his role as the Wilson replacement a bit too literally
>>151139063>That sicknote fraud Martinez is still therecompletely forgot about him. Nobody mentions him anymore
>>151139454I like that he put a marker down. Besides Bellingham being nowhere near fit, he needs to know that he is coming into a team. Lol at TAA ceasing to exist though.
>>151139540taa's injured again
>>151139563Who?
>>151139571Trent John Alexander-Arnold (born 7 October 1998), sometimes known mononymously as Trent,[4][5] is an English professional footballer who plays as a right-back or midfielder for La Liga club Real Madrid and the England national team.
>>151139580Never heard of her.
>>151139498>>two international breaks still to come before DecemberSTUPIDLY BASED
>>151139619i remember seeing Deluded Gooner on TalkSport and laughing, funny seeing people that used to scream from their room on the "big stage"
>>151139743We should raid talksport phone in and all sing "Cundy has only got one ball"
>>151139771He makes fun about it all the time so it wouldn't work But saying Jamie O'Hara was a fucking shit footballer could be a good shout
>>151139785Why not have both?
>>151139785How about "there's videos online of your baby mama shoving pringles up her fanny"
>Maresca denies Chelsea 'discipline problem' after spate of red cards Deny it all you want mate, a red card in 3 consecutive matches says it all He's just lucky that no cunt cares about Chelsea or it'd be a bigger story!
>>151139856We don't talk about them here.
>>151139619isn't this the chic the greek lad fallen in love with?he should update us on his situation.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eLqDJBa7vz0>complaining about united>complaining about other teams getting late goalsbruh why is bro getting rattled by a team fighting relegation?
>Eddie Howe confirms Livramento will be out for two months with injury.Newcastle deserve everything bad that comes to them.
>>151140075this synchronicities are getting OUT OF HAND, cause i genuinely just watched this exact short and you posted it. the script is getting a bit too much.also this bald fraud is so obnoxious holy shit, what a fucken sore loser.
>>151140114We don't sign our posts here
I am now attending a Smashing Pumpkins concertThank you for reading my short blogpost
>>151139743It's to get the zoomer audience.
>"If we had the referee from the Galatasaray match we wouldn't have lost against Crystal Palace" >Arne Slot calls for a reaction from his Liverpool side as they prepare to face Chelsea, but reflects on the fine margins in recent defeats.There isn't a bigger cry baby than Slot in English football.
>>151140265He's just putting pressure on the PGMOL
>>151140265Klopp was the same when things didn't go his way, but for some reason the media will never call out Liverpool for acting like babies.
>>151140277I thought Kloppo was bad until Slotto turned up. He's somehow even worse and more unlikable.
>>151138980trashford starting from now until 2030 unfortunatelyi thought we managed to get rid of him
>>151140075back to back entitled crybaby managers, how do they do it?
>>151140075Wheels are gonna come off for this baldy. IYKYK.
>>151139063I like how almost none of them removed second place medal. I hate that try hard shit so much and it would've been especially cringy from a team like united so they have my respects.
>>151140867They literally all removed it. You can see them reaching for the medal the split second before they go off-camera. Onana doesnt even wait to get off camera.
>>151140887Now that I double check you're right but it was not all of them though.
>>151127470>>151127687So based on these figures, if we pick Man United and West Ham as two example clubs (both out of Europe so don't need to account for UEFA's stricter rules), this would be their annual squad budget:Man Utd, current rules: €811mMan Utd, proposed rules: €655mWest Ham, current rules: €372mWest Ham, proposed rules: €274mSo every club will have their budget reduced, but the ones with a larger revenue will see a larger reduction in their budget. UEFA's current rules are already restricting clubs to a 70% squad cost ratio anyway, so all the clubs that qualify for Europe will be forced to work with a reduced budget anyway. It looks like the new system is mainly being considered so that clubs that achieve European football for the first time don't end up getting fucked by UEFA's rules the following season due to the discrepancies in budgets.
Arne "Cry Baby" Slot. Haha I just made that up!
>>151140867Onana,Yoro, Amad and Mount looked like they removed theirs
>>151139856you would have to think without all those red cards and the palmer injury they'd be top of the table
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>>151141487I'll say he looks a little wispy out there
LMAO
>>151141761chat is this real
>BBC used to do prediction articles every game week>where some random ''''celeb'''' would predict the result with a '''professional'''>BBC now added AI predicted resultsThinking of making a new gimmick where I cite the AI score every week in /epl/.
>>151142127how accurate has the AI been so far are they keeping track?
>>151142143yee
ai has got Chelsea 1.2 Liverpool 1.76 big win for the reds
>>151142160>>151142143Forgot>AI got three correct results, with one exact score, for a total of 60 points.Since it only does the last week.
>>151142169>ai has got Chelsea 1.2 LiverpoolIt has it 2-2, actually.
>>151141761Its honestly weird. A lot of people here are surprised that Wirtz struggles while Woltemade seems to actually hit it off from the get go. Especially if you consider that Wirtz was one of the best players here for several seasons while Woltemade only played like 6 months in top flight.
>>151142180don't ever reply to my posts again
>>151142181At least Newcastle play to Woltemade's strength where they just cross the ball for him to head it offMeanwhile Wirtz is expected to be the creative guy
>>151141052What's stopping arab owners just propping the revenue up with dodgy indirect sponsorships to circumvent the revenue cap rules?
>>151142208But headduels are not his strong suit? From what I watched its also not how he scored most of his goals either.
>>151142181newcastle were doing well and are basically the same team so its easy for him to slot in, liverpool feel like they are trying to be a different team which takes more timealso big lad vs little lad in a more physical league
>>151142229Well i just assume because he's a tall lad
>>151142210there are rules around market value of sponsors to stop this
>Ange Postecoglou’s job under threat if Nottingham Forest lose to NewcastleHow the fuck did this guy finish 4th and win a trophy?
>>151142250Does the FA really have ressources to enforce that? Arab sheiks just laundering the money through smaller companies that aren't linked to them on paper sponsoring Newcastle giving them 999999999999999999999999£ to spend like PSG with UEFA?
>>151142181As others said, Woltemade is the only change, playing to his strength and arguably has a simpler job. There's also the fact that he isn't a massive stat babby faggot with a bald fraud guiding him.
Is the system in the room right now? You got formation in 343 and that's it. Idk the fuck are you doing with that. No cohesion whatsoever.
>>151142210One of the other things they're thinking of implementing is "top to bottom anchoring", which basically means there will be a hard spending limit for every club in the league that is equal to some multiple of the poorest club in the league's revenue. For example, if a newly promoted side only has a revenue of £100m, and they decide on a factor of 5, each club will only be able to spend a maximum of £500m.
>>151142345*buys a shirt player from a promoted side for 80m and spends another 300m elsewhere*
>>151142279im sure theres money off the books going around like with all those chelsea charges but would be a bit obvious if they just gave them a stupid sponsor
>>151142345Absolute woke nonsense. It's been proven that when you get the manager none of this matters. Glasner, Frank & Nuno have terrorised the big 6 with a fraction of their budgets.
>>151142345sounds reasonable>>151142373The arabs don't exploit it through the main sponsorships. Nowadays clubs have like 1000 different sponsorships. Like training kit sponsor, stadium sponsor, cafeteria sponsor, website sponsor, E-sports sponsor, toilet sponsor or whatever. Add them all together and you get to stupid levels of revenue. Same with the club shops. Ever noticed sometimes they sell jackets to 5000£ a piece? The arabs will just buy tonnes of those themselves and prop up the revenue.
>>151142448>Ever noticed sometimes they sell jackets to 5000£ a piece? The arabs will just buy tonnes of those themselves and prop up the revenue.always wondered why they were always sold out when I would try and buy them
>>151142479That punchline was on brand. Well played.
>2 Saturday 3pm kick offs>4 Sunday 2pm kickoffsIts woke and its nonsense and i don't like it
>>151142378Nuno flopped at a "big 6" club, Frank is currently flopping and Glasner will inevitably flop when he replaces Amorim.
>>151142373Someone explain what I'm looking at here
>>151141761Was going to post this article: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c62z1wd5drjoSome of the comments are hilarious:>We are getting a game by games analysis of player performance these days. When Ian Rush joined Liverpool he couldn't get a game for a year! Wirtz oozes quality, he'll find his feet. Blaming Liverpool's poor form on one player is nuts.>Wirtz has created 21 chances so far. That puts him at joint first with Grealish. Everyone conveniently ignores this fact in a misguided attempt to say "he's not worth the money". It's lazy reporting at best and click baiting at worst. When King Kenny tells you he's actually doing well and will get better, you should listen to him.>Wirtz is adjusting to a new team, a new league, a new country, and a new way of playing. People who expect him to instantly adapt and play like the new messiah are impatient fools or fans of lesser teams dreaming he'll flop.Watch this space, in time Wirtz will set the league on fire.>He's 22 years old and one of the finest young playmaking midfeilders in the world. It took Kevin De Bruyne a while to settle in, coming from the same league at around the same age. This kid will be a Premier League legend - just please give him the chance to do it.>You're overcomplicating it. Wirtz simply has not adapted to football in England yet. He will improve and show his quality. This was always gonna be a tough first season for him.
>>151142608not sure what you're on about looks like a traditional weekend of footy to me
>>151141761>>151142660It's ironic that the BBC Sport office is 10 minutes from Old Trafford yet all their staff are Liverpool fans.
>>151141761kek based
Why are we shitting on Wirtz when Sesko has done fuck all since joining a cheeky tap and thats it
>>151142718still more than Shitzlmao
>>151142609Nuno just took Forest back to Europe, Frank took Brentford to the prem and Glasner literally just raped Slot's face. Done him so bad he's still seething about the late goal a week later. From mentality monster to mental midget in 98 minutes.
>>151142448>clubs have like 1000 different sponsorships.clubs were doing that before oily boys came inrooney flavoured noodles were fun
>>151141761Came here for this lel
>>151142660>It took Kevin De Bruyne a while to settle in16 goals and 12 assists in his first season btw. Yeah he did nothing in his first match, but then scored in his 2nd, 3rd, and 4th match and got 2 assists in his 4th match.Not sure why Scousaars are doing this to themselves. Of all people why compare Wirtz to fucking KDB? It's like when they were raring to see the rivalry between Darwin and Haaland (LOL).
>>151142744The whole article is like a parody of the OP.
>>151142781Wirtz is comparable to KDB if we're looking at KDB's Chelsea career.
>>151142718Few reasons>Wirtz plays for the current champions>Sesko plays for a banter club>Wirtz was twice the price>Everyone was calling Wirtz a future ballon d'or winner>Everyone was hyping him to the moon as a certified hit the ground running success before he played a single match>Everyone said Sesko was going to flop>Despite all of this Sesko still has *something* in his stats while Wirtz has achieved the same stats as me
>>151142798Yeah they are gonna have to sell him before he produces anything. We'll take him for 20m + addons.
Why do scousaars get a free pass when they spend 250M on players who have played poorly
>>151142816No they don't, not on my fucking watch.
>>151142718Probably because Liverpool comfortably walked the league and united finished 17th with a manager on the verge of the sack
>>151142828Thank you for your service
>>151142718Sesko didn't cost £116m. There's an outright refusal by many to say Liverpool got ripped off by Leverkusen for Wirtz.Another comment from that article:>A bit like when Gravenberch arrived. Wonder whatever happened to him?Gravenberch was £34m. Genuinely hilariously comparison.
How long until Bayern sign Wirtz on a cut price deal?
in my country it's considered 'gauche' to discuss money to this degree and the constant pocket-watching of Liverpool is making me a little uneasy
>>151142816The strangest of all is the Scousaars discussing how the media are writing Wirtz off as a flop and having a go at him since he arrived when all the media have done irl is sucked off his 0 goals and 0 assists. They dare not mention the fee on top of that, good grief.
I know that we're currently bantering Liverpool for their spending, but let's not forget that Chelsea have the most expensive squad in the world and they only have like 2 good players to show for it. No-one ever seems to mention this, for some reason.
>>151142812>Everyone was calling Wirtz a future ballon d'or winner>Everyone was hyping him to the moon as a certified hit the ground running success before he played a single match>EveryoneHardly anyone watches the Bundesliga so a more accurate version of your hyperbole would be: a few people were going over the top hyping Wirtz when they should have known to be a little more restrained in their expectations of a young player
>>151142920And that 1 good player had his groin fucked because of cwc meme
>#ManCity players will wear black armbands and observe a minute’s silence this weekend as a mark of respect following the terror attack outside Heaton Park synagogue on Thursday.BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151142938>a few people were going over the top hyping Wirtz when they should have known to be a little more restrained in their expectations of a young playerIncluding "transfer megaminds" Hughes & Edwards.
>>151142938This you, ya junkies bastid ya.
>>151142920It's not even worth mentioning. Liverpool have spent a ton but actually bought expensive players. Chelsea just paid a trillion for some random niggers. Not even worth bantering about.
>>151142954Actually funny 1 of the victims was gunned down by the police trying to catch the perpetrator
>>151142954>t.
>>151142938why do they say youre a cripple?
>>151142920It's mentioned constantly you daft cunt, stop deflecting.
>>151143016A schizophrenic from /pw/ says that because of his cyberstalking obsession with an Irish wrestling fan that he thinks is everywhere and living in his walls.
>>151143032kek reallydidnt even know there was a /pw/
>>151142920This is what not talking about Chelsea is all about. City get the same treatment.
>>151143059He is a prolific schizo and ban evader. If you want to meet him just go to /pw/ and say you enjoy AEW in any thread and he will appear.
>>151143071they're just boring, sovlless clubs. there's nothing nefarious
>>151142955yeah they decided to pay quite a bit of money for him, did you think this was something kind of own?>>151142967No, if you see an Irish flag saying Stokeanal or laughing at Arsewog fans it's me.
>>151142955had a mate who's a liverpool fan tell me how their recruiting is crazy fast and secret, they move and get things done while other clubs fight over worse playershe sprung my caicedo, zubimendi and lavia trap card perfectly
>>151143099>yeah they decided to pay quite a bit of money for him, did you think this was something kind of own?You're that upset your predictive text fucked up the meaning of your sentence. And then you've posted it again without actually correcting the fuck up >>151143119.For the record I think they have been ripped off.
>>151143119Also not you I'm guessing.
>>151143023It really isn't though. Chelsea are spending all that money and they're only just top 4 contenders. Plus their fans now spend the summer bragging about how good they are at selling players for profit. They have practically become the new Arsenal.
Any update on the Xabi Alonso to Liverpool situation?
>>151143213damning...
>>151143106Yeah I don't think it's like that at all, it's as you say. They're just not treated like truly big clubs despite all the silverware.
>>151142920they were called "billion dollar bottle jobs" by the leading english pundit because they didn't win a cup final even though they were just a bunch of kids
>>151143215arsenal never spent this kind of money when they were the meme top 4 club
>>151143213jesus kek
>>151143213
>>151143274Klopp threw on a bunch of academy kids in that same final.
There's fucking loads of these. He better not show his face around here ever again.
>being a wirtzsexual in a vietnamese sepak takraw forum
when kai havertz scored the champions league final winning goal (when he still played for chelsea, not arsenal) one of the first things the bt sport interviewer asked him was how he felt now because he cost chelsea £62m like it matters or it's his fault, and that's a german that actually delivered in a big game
>>151143213Done him
Squidwirtzbros, where do we go from here now that our boy is being overshadowed by Woltemord?
>>151143589my boy fwirtz... he just needs time...
any fellow wootchers?shall be watching hoffenheim cologne for half an hour then a bit of bournemouth fulham
Wow, Chelsea are without Colwill, Fofana and Tosin due to injury tomorrow, and Chalobah is suspended. Those are basically their top 4 central defenders. How do you think Wirtz will celebrate after scoring tomorrow? Will he shush? Maybe do a little mime of picking up a newspaper, crumpling it into a ball of paper and throwing it over his shoulder?
>>151143646>Colwill>Fofana>Tosin >Chalobah >Those are basically their top 4 central defenders.
>>151143668For all the money they spent you would think they had managed to sign atleast 1 (one) good defender besides Cucurella.>>151143637Watch out for Lemperle (plays for Köln) and Aslani (plays for Hoffenheim).
>>151143696>Watch out for Lemperle (plays for Köln) and Aslani (plays for Hoffenheim).Do any of them come with a refund policy?
>>151143589Wonder if Hearsayblack is extra seething that Woltemade didn't flop. Judging from his latest comments he definitely is, but it could be lost in translation.
>>151143718>Hearsayblack10/10
>>151143716Refund policy is a word that doesn't exist, hehe
Any update on the Milos Kerkez to normal number of chromosomes situation?
>>151143824kek
>>151143824The missing link
>>151143824>Half Hungarian/Half SerbianI'm afraid this transfer is officially OFF. No deal.
>>151143213No, arguing about transfer fees and relative values is gay and boring.
>>151144144
>>151142718Sorry, which one was 007???
>>151142660I still don't get why the 21 chances thing is impressive to anyone. If anything it shows how awful he is at creating good chances because even while playing with prolific goalscorers, he can't get a single assist. So basically he's shoving the ball towards someone in an awkward spot and all they can do is shoot but they're not in a good spot for it at all. Obviously I can't say that's what actually happens because I haven't analysed their games or anything but that's how it comes across to me. A one dimensional take but is it really wrong?
if ange gets sacked before his 2nd season then you still cant say he doesnt always win in his 2nd season, just didnt make it there mate
>>151144375he could have easily got two assists vs galatasaray
>>151144437He would unironically win the Championship with Forest next season if they keep him. He'd thrive in a league where his team is more expensive than everyone else's.
Last season, Liverpool averaged 57.9% possession and spent 15.9% of their attacking phases against a low block in the Premier League.This season, it's 64.9% possession and 23.7% against a low block.
>>151144482also that one salah had a wide open shot and he hit it off the post, i think that was crystal palace? cant remember
Wrexham is already in the championship? I completely missed that. Can they realistically go up?
>>151144921you will have to ask /EFL/ dont watch that slop
