>Lap:#8133>Countdown to Singerpore GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>151112382>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:207>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:218 (217 starts)>2025 WDC StandingsPIA: 324 (+0)NOR: 299 (+6)VER: 255 (+25)RUS: 212 (+18)LEC: 165 (+2)>2025 WCC StandingsMcLaren Mercedes: 623 (+6)Mercedes: 290 (+30)Ferrari: 286 (+6)Red Bull RBPT: 272 (+33)Williams Mercedes: 101 (+15)>2025 WEC StandingsNOR: 1022.35 (+86.16)VEG: 1004.58 (+53.29)TSU: 944.1 (+23.53)>News:Singapore GP declared F1's first 'heat hazard' raceTitle leader Piastri has learned 'lessons on risk'Lewis Hamilton moved by "overwhelming" support after Roscoe's passing: "Really heartwarming"Dunne closing on Red Bull deal after leaving McLarenCarlos Sainz on brutal toll of Williams season: "Two big punches in the stomach"McLaren CEO Zak Brown's $50.3million pay cheque after 2024 constructors’ title win revealedEsteban Ocon backs 16-year-old Lisa Billard for F1 Academy wild card entry in SingaporeFernando Alonso: 2026 to be taken “day by day” as retirement questions continueF1 drivers "jealous" of Max Verstappen's Nurburgring win, says George RussellChristian Horner approached Haas F1 team over future roleLando Norris offers sarcastic jibe to Max Verstappen F1 title threat suggestionCharles Leclerc: Ferrari still figuring out McLaren’s “special” 2025 improvement
amx
gay cunt edition
rip ps3
gay penis lover man sport
>Title leader Piastri has learned 'lessons on risk'He jumped the start, what was the risk there? Is he coping?
rip george
FP1 in about 12 hours and 36 minutes bee tee dubs
death to m*rcedes as always
>>151126751Straightest driver on the grid.
Reminder that Berd Mayländer is the driver with the third most led laps around Singapore
Seriously though why even watch the rest of this season? globohomo will rig it for the mutt and we'd need several DNFs for both mclels for max to win
>>151126920one of the worst things about current f1 is that i am supposed to know what creature drives the safety carfuck off
>>151126919he can affirm that by driving straight into a wall at top speed
I think its hilarious u kids talking shit about jorj. u wouldnt say this stuff to him in the paddock, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
jorj does trigger inferiority complexes in continentals thoughbeit
>>151126948>we'd need several DNFs for both mclels for max to winJust one DNF if Max can win everything here on out, regardless of where PS3 finishes. Lando isn't even a threat, he's fucking useless.
Soph
george can prove to me that he's straight by wifing and impregnating that spanish whore of his
>>151126952>current f1He's been driving that for 25 years you muppet
>>151126981ok there's more races left than i thoughtso 42 points if he gets 1st and ps3 gets 2nd in 6 races and then he needs 27 points still so even a 1st when he dnf's or doesnt score points isn't enough because that's only 25so he needs either 2 dnfs or 1 dnf and lando to not get 2ndits possible but this is really threading the needle. red bull is also overdue for a DNF on max due to the engine exploding or something
edd
f1 can be more inclusive by swapping maylander for f1 academy driver (i nominate alba larsen)
>>151127008the point is, anon, fucking hell: i didn't know who he was until when i started watching f1 again in 2021do you get it now
>tfw a mclel clips the wall and is out in q1
>>151127041>do you get it nowYeah, you're a DTS newfriend, but that's not something to brag about
Me as the chud looking dude in the middle
>>151126976jorj is losing the wdc to the cuckstomer team, bro
>>151127014We also have 3 sprints to come. Reminder that Max has gone on at least a 9 race winning streak twice in this regulation cycle. If he has the package for a high downforce circuit the odds are looking better than stated, it just still necessitates a PS3 KWAB like we just had.
>>151127052let's hope it kills b*ttas somehow that way
>get accused of being a BTS noob>actually just started watching F1 because i hate nepo blacks
>>151127072>the indio cancuck is still herewhy?
i think i found an actual mongoloid posting here >>151127066good for him though
>>151127083based Dutch wanting Bottas to die poster
>>151127096tell me shlomo, how raped is greta thunberg getting right now?
>>151127119they handed her over to us
Alex is indeed Dunne, and not just in McLaren. I know why and cannot say. But this is serious
I don't follow lower series so wtf is the deal with people posting "dunne"?
>>151127184i dunne get it
>>151127205^This poster is over 35
>oirishhe's another tommy byrne
>>151126989TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>151127184Is it related to noncery?
>>151127205dunne worry about it
>>151126926i'm gonna walk up to this anon, silently, and bash some cymbals together next to his ear and run away
>>151127247.doc to .pdf conversion, yes.
world shut your mouth was 20 years ago
young Lars Ulrich looks like a lost Schumacher brother
>>151127069>Williams inspired my post pandemic comeback
>>151125322>Audio's from "This Is England"Classic flick
aaaaaaaaaaah, thank you Penelope, that was simply lovely
>>151127322I think it's Williams inspired my ozempic throwback
>"I'm pleased to see Tsunoda's form come to life in the previous two race weekends. Despite nipping at the back of Lawson for P6, he got there because he judged the slit margins just perfectly on street track as challenging as Baku—and coming here—this shift in momentum will surely pay dividends."
>>151127367
>>151127394https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3mDB1BzFl0
>>151127257yep crisp
>>151127394He's literally going to be unhinged from here on out, it's the only way. Anything less than wins is failure.
>>151127425that's not a seal, that's a mentally ill Japanese girl (I can save her)
>>151127394george is a maxcon >>151123426
>>151126384The Headless Haasman
>>151127450Mana is completely sane!
>>151127444Checked. Trips will it.
>>151127461fuck off back to twitter, fujoshi
>>151127469>>151127425MANA SUCKMEHARDA!
>>151127491you fuck off back to twitter, russtappen truther
>>151127518george's tits?
>>151127394I feel like this all started with that little girl giving Max a card saying "You Can Still Do It" and ever since then he's been a lot more locked in and determined to win, thank you random loli. Godspeed in Singapore, Max!
>>151127517I'm more of a lestappen myself
>>151127491>Russtappeni don't have the pic of nipgirl who made the amx sign with the russia flag with amx showing her the actual dutchy flag on his telephone
>>151126384jolene palmer ofc
>>151127537exactly
>>151127536>thank you random loliIt's where his energy comes from
>>151127541jolene blalockwith her tits out
>>151127536Is that what you day dream so you don't jump in front of a truck
>>151127277Terrible feet, and I'm not even a footfag
>>151127536>loliayo hell naw, lil bro is cooked
>>151127567that was a good race
>>151127589fr?
>>151127606fr chat... fr
fr(ance) fr(og) poster is dead. we discussed this earlier today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SxMowpD-14a happy german reunification day
>>151127637He's just resting
>>151127648listened fullywon't ever again
Max Verstappen
>>151127705
>>151127703Listen to this, it was the official F1 song in the year 2261https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnZnjmhikAk
>>151127726this is high art
>>151127616french cat... french
belgium's not nexthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txWTSE4kMzE
Why is Romain Grosjean being talked about again?Why was he allowed near an F1 car again?
*wins*
>>151127854New goddamn DEI requirements(Destruction, Explosion, Incineration)
>>151127795...you germs have a particularly funny crank on humour
>>151127304Completely forgot about that. Was thinking of the song at first and was like, nah it's a lot older than that
>*does gay hip lean stance*um. if you don't go for gap *clicks tongue and raises eyebrow* you no longer a racing driver *wags finger*... no no
Fun fact: Max Verstappens favourite food is kanker harde appelmoes (apple sauce)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn9NHy2JDAs
>>151127953
>bearfag's hereAlright, off to racing again.
>>151127992kill him
hey guys, how you doing? so tomorrow we have cars, good
>>151128029semen slurping cars
>>151128029Don't you care more about motorcycles up there?
>>151128029are we sure F1 uses cars? they don't look like cars
f1 vehicles are ride on vacuum cleaners
>>151128090yeah, but i dontsad if you think about it, i could have my drivers win it all and be happy but i instead have to suffer with a 63 year old guy and some indian>>151128097i dont know
>>151128130like luigi in mario cars
I think all the memes have made people forget that Nico Rosberg was seen as a racing prodigy when he joined F1. All the stuff about how he'd be a tough fight for Webber and what not. I remember it!
peter of the rose-patriot
>>151126989
did you know that pedro de la rosa isnt called like that? her mother is de la rosa, i think that his real name is pedro martinez or rodriguez de la rosa, i think that he uses de la rosa because is much more rare
>>151128165Mark Weber will be better remembered for his driver management and Baku 2021 commentary then his career as a F1 pilot
>>151128238i dont think so
>>151128238I much prefer his endurance stint
>>151128029I'm relaxing today, looking forward to tomorrow. I'll be watching delayed recording by a few hours but at least I'll have snacks (need to go to the store after I get paid).
>>151128257i will watch during work, i "work" from home jejejebut i wont post, sadddddo you guys rewatch the fps? i dont, if i miss a fp i just watch the youtube video
>>151128257anon it's much better to have a nice financial buffer so you don't live from paycheck to paycheck. Tell your employer that lewis is absolute shit and useless and gets 100m, but you're useful and thusly also deserve at least that amount
>>151128300>but i wont postngl I enjoy your posts on basically the same level as jamaicanon fr fr
What's next for him?
>>151128372so you hate my posts, thats sad...i wont post because i will watch from my phone, my computer screen will have the work pc with the email open, just in case, and i cant browse 4chan on my work computer
>>151128397They don't understand the things he says on twitter
>>151128397drink more whiskey and punch on more
>>151128397what has he dunne
Chadders
>>151128458goofed>>151128417skill issue
>>151128431Hamilton can't keep getting away with this!
>>151128476thats so funny
>>151128463bit young for a hearing aid int'she
>>151128504She loves racing to such level, she never thought she needed earplugs when driving.
>>151128504Those are IEMsFor further information check the >>>/g/iemg thread for excessive amounts of audiophile retardation and sperging
12 hours away chatthis is so exciting the beginning of the end for mclaren this weekend
>>151128537is a joke m9
>>151128458some bad rapes
>ruslel's equivalent for max this year would be to be losing the wdc to lolson
>>151128563I figured the reference to /g/ and autism would make it clear I knew he was joking.
>>151128552Nothing ever happens
>she watches FPs
>>151128397This was his mistake. He exposed them too hard.
>>151128586die slow
female??? where?
>>151128599jesus christthat has to be the best car ever
>>151126989imagine her doing this to your balls ahah
>>151128601The slow what?
>>151128637he got an italian lady preggo, based if you ask me
bees
TELL ME ABOUT CHADDERSWHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK
>>151128650Really? Did she use the Prego as a base or a topping?
>>151128617Actually, RB has the fastest car, Max could've won many more races and Mclaren is just lucky to be winning the WCC.
>>151128666
>bunch of comedians get hated on for doing a show in Saudi Arabia>meanwhile F1 drivers get a free pass for racing there every year
>>151128661https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPYvEEumOqIfabi also trained with this mask in order to acclimatise for her india racing league campaign
We don't have Prego brand in the UK so when I tell the joke I change it to>gf is dolmio
>>151128695If the series had any morals China , USA , Azerbaijan , Saudi Arabia , Bahrain and Qatar all wouldnt be on the schedule
>>151128637to be frank williams I'm familiar with iemg
>Singapore next
>>151128815>Singapore>never heard them sing>they're not poor
>and since when have they been "a"
pls god, I want the mclarens to pull a ferrari 2017
>>151128758I tried using it once but holy shit is it ever useless. Asking for literally any recommendation is totally pointless because the very next post will tell you that the brand you just had suggested to you is actually responsible for the holocaust and their products have a 100% failure rate, and even if they don't fail they sound like shit.I never thought a general could make me appreciate the sort of shitposting you find on /sp/
>>151128901yeah they're quite retardedanyway, Prost > Schumi
>>151128900granted but it hits amx again
gimi
>>151128733favorite jackass stunt? mine has to be the one where they convince the guy they're doing a prank on some hamiltons and then the hamiltons pretend to be not in on the prank and start to kidnap the guy and he's legit scared for his life
>>151128900for me it's mercedes 2016 spain
>>151128900Checked
>>151128996No...
>>151128900gotcha. gimi hits amx who qualified p1 and ps3 who qualifield p2
edd straw, the oblate spheroid
>>151129169
>>151128695It's a lot easier for a comedian not to do a show in Saudi Arabia than it is for a F1 driver not to driver there, Bernd.
>>151129074knoxville renting a car and entering it in a demolition derby
>>151129169???
>>151128695they don't hate the comedians because of moralfag reasons. they hate them because they think they're shit and hate on them with moralfagging.
>>151128661https://youtu.be/wy9r2qeouiQ?t=39
what went wrong ?
>>151128900>McLel is dominant in singapore, Ferrari 2nd best and Red Bull far away>Norris gets pole, Hamilton p2 barely ahead of Leclerc and Piastri fucks up his lap to end up p4>lights out and here we go>Hamilton gets slightly better start than Norris but Piastri gets an absolute rocket launch and thinks about getting the inside for t1>Norris steers left to cover Hamilton but Piastri is already there and there is just not enough space for 3 cars...>HAM took #Oscar81 out and then he went to #Lando4 #SingaporeGP>the cars going off collect Alonso who gets a great start from p8>AMX win from p5, LEC TSU podiumtoo kino for this world
>>151126971Money doesn't buy you class, it only defines it. Everyone deep down knows a squealer when he sees one.
>>151129466hormones in the water supply (women taking the pill + plastics) + halo
>>151129466what is her cup size
>>151129466>medshitter>chad
>>151127069my brain instinctively tjought the camera on the bottom right was the first person gun viewmodel
>>151129466I fucking hate that Norris pic.
>>151128397Was he not gay enough for Papaya Rules?
>>151129551This is what F1 is now
>>151126920The pace car driver shall deserve nor earn respect and will be constantly ridiculed by drivers.
>>151129466every F1 driver in the last 10 years comes from multi-millionaire parents, combined with anybody say under the age of 30 never having to ask out another human in person (its all apps and discord and so on). > you always had rich kids but like Lando's dad is the 4th richest guy in the UK or something level rich> Bearman's parents only worth $10 million or something, relative poors in the paddock> meanwhile Gasly, Ocon, Hulk, Alonso, etc. were "comfortable" but their parents had to grind still and take out loans for their kids F1 dreamsjust like a country, isolationism of the brain is horrible and morphs the it into something that is "divergent from normative behavior"> be me> have burger flag> not a burger> its a hellscape here
>>151129207nice
>>151128397he's only 19most likely another year of F2 (if he can afford it) and try to get a reserve role at another team, preferably someone who will take a flyer on an above average F2'er
>>151129466on the left>insecure male, painfully conscious about his sexuality, has to prop up their heteromasculine image by signaling it at all timeson the right>confident, not afraid to explore his sexuality and challenge gender norms, fresh, progressive, daring, poses a question "is heteromasculinity the only masculinity there is?"
slow rawe ceek
Hulkenberg and Alonso both looked like they're about to die of heatstroke in the pre weekend interviews I would not bet on either of them to score points this race
>>151128661you merely adopted the cuteness she was born in it, molded by it
>russel is still sickhe finna bouta expire during the race
>>151129710kek what a FAGGOT POST
>>151129763He's actually fine, he's just lining up his excuses when he clips the wall again in the hunt for position
>>151129710kill yourself
>>151129763really?he's actually going to die
mclel have 2 options: >back lando, which puts max in the driver's seat>back peeasstri, which will shit up the car
>>151129710finland(gay)
I like Jorj, I don't want to see him succumb to cum in lung
>>151129613>every F1 driver in the last 10 years comes from multi-millionaire parents> meanwhile Gasly, Ocon, Hulk, Alonso, etc. were "comfortable" but their parents had to grind still and take out loans for their kids F1 dreams???Also supposedly Hulk's family is quite rich but it's hard to pin down just how rich, they own a large shipping/logistics company or something.>> you always had rich kids but like Lando's dad is the 4th richest guy in the UK or something level richNot even close, he's worth a few hundred mil but that probably doesn't even crack the top 100.>>151129710Was the F2 content worth it?
>>151129710My autistic gay finnish friend wouldn't say this
>>151129916indeed, i google'd. he's 610th apparently.> net worth of around $300M USD
>>151129710quintessentially 21st century american post
Give it to me straight:Does Max have a realistic chance at a win here?
>>151129916>meanwhile Gasly, Ocon, Hulk, Alonso, etc. were "comfortable" but their parents had to grind still and take out loans for their kids F1 dreamsAnd then there was Kubica... going up against the "rags to riches" and "over 9000 jobs" kid of Ron Dennis himself in karts, with a blank helmet and vehicle...
>>151127536>I feel like this all started with that little girl giving Max a card saying "You Can Still Do It"Image?
>>151130515I'd give it 2 out of 5 odds (40%)> the McLaren is an overall better car> even the shitters that drive it should be getting poodiums> Nobody, RB included, is developing their 2025 car anymore in favor of 2026In a non-new rule set upcoming year, with Newey still there Max may win but too little, too late
>>151130515If the McLel's speed is overshadowed by their stupidity then maybe, otherwise I doubt it, power tracks seem to favor RBR this year as opposed to being the downforce maniacs of the grid since Nuui magic left or some theory like that
>>151130570newey is pure shit, though
>>151130517>against the "rags to riches" and "over 9000 jobs" kid of Ron Dennis himself in karts, with a blank helmet and vehicle...And Nico "German-Finnish Alliance" Rosberg too.
>>151130515only if PS3 fucks up big timehappy reunification dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoQU_LNNzA8
>>151130714Newey + Max is the bestNewey + literally any other person on the planet, is shit> but yes
>>151130570>>151130573I hope it rains and Lando bins it
>>151126989where are her boobs?
>>151130757weather report has it like 30C+ and rain, strong chance in vegas probs
>>151130772In all my wildest fantasies.
>>151126989Are those supposed to be hammer curls? Because if so, her form is atrocious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT-rwKOzq_Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT-rwKOzq_Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT-rwKOzq_MBIKE CHASE
>>151130943>hammer curls?No, that's just a slightly wavy ponytail. No curls at all.
>>151131152>german humor strikes again
gn /f1/
>>151131255Idungetit.
>>151131000slurp
>>151131460Gay ass nigga posts some gay ass shit, generates (You)s
>>151131577faggot
>>151131647
hi /f1/ I am cooking retardcan I make spaghetti with spicy chorizo or will it be too greasy?I made a rotel dip with it but got two packs of the sausage and only used one so not sure what I should use the other for?
>>151131662no don't do it you'll make mustard gas
>>151131662it will be fineif youre concerned about the fat just let the sauce sit off the heat and skim the fatif youre not a bitch stir that shit in before you scoop
>>151131659>>151131647
>>151130443pfff
>>151131662>can I make spaghetti with spicy chorizo or will it be too greasy?Spaghetti gotta be aglio e olio, mate.If you want spicy, make a curry. That goes with rice, but you could also go for quinoa if you want to gain hipster points.Rice, of course, is best fried, with onions and eggs.As for eggs on their own, try poaching them. Works better than sunny-side-up for most purposes where you'd do the latter. Also really nice with a French butter sauce like a Hollandaise. (Relevant to F1 because Max is also Hollandaise). Them again, might as well have some asparagus of you're making a hallandaise, or broccoli, cauliflower, etc.
>>151132254>If you want spicy, make a currythey need to deport your asstell him to make potato salad or something wtf
beer at 4am is not goodwhiskey is the solution
The true answer is wine
>might use cooling for singaporeanother slurperno last lap crashes
>>151133189pinnacle of motorsport
>>151132574Potato salat isn't supposed to be spicy.He could go for a chili though. That pairs well with potatoes.
>>151133427begone vpn
>>151133455Are you high or something?
>>151133455>wypipo don seazn dey wowda
>>151133496wheres the cabbage?the caraway?the beer?youre a mess>a curryyoure a joke m8
>>151131662Spicy chorizo goes well with refried beans. It's so simple even a 5 year old could do it.
>>151133534>wheres the cabbage?>the caraway?>the beer?I would not mix those.But you can do some fun things with red cabbage, for example. A simple side salad. Or a "carpaccio" (thin raw slices of red cabbage). Or simply cooked/steamed, with a side of potato mash (don't forget to season with a pinch of nutmeg).Caggabe in general ... well sauerkraut (or its korean copy, kimchi) is best bought ready-made, Oh, and there's okonomiyaki. (F1 related because I'm sure Tsunoda likes it.)Caraway is nice on some flat bread. Turkish food in general. Though I generally prefer sesame for that purpose.As for beer, there's not much you can cook with that. Beer batter, of course, for, say, onion rings. But otherwise, not a fan. Wine is more suitable to season stuff. Maybe rum.Anyway, tell me about Jamaican cuisine. I'm afraid that's one I know next to nothing about.
>>151133728
>>151133765Is that a bear? A beaver? You eat beavers over there?
>>151133781>You eat beavers over there?Bit misogynistic not to
>>151133807True. But aren't Jamaican beavers a rare species?
>>151133781https://www.youtube.com/shorts/e9N056nyMMU
>>151133855Very educational. Thank you.
>>151133880https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-0fmm_swcQMore educational content for you
>>151133932she was correct i fear
>>151133189>red flags to cool down drivers
>>151131662Boil the chorizo in white wine for like 30 minutes, then cook a tomato red sauce and add the chorizo, make some mashed potatos as side dish
>>151134592You can use the reduced white wine as sweet sauce
>mashed tato with spaghet babby jesus send the cleansing rains mission failed, we wont get them next time
AMX AMX AMXLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The 2022 regs proved that over-body aero is beyond saving, no adjustment or tweak will fix this problem, even mandating spec wings - the same across all teams wouldn't fully fix things, dirty air is a horrendous bottle-neck to driver skill and is utterly unavoidable with over-body wings.We don't need a small bandage on this problem, we need to rip-out the roots to make sure that we solve it so utterly that it is never a problem ever again, and this can only be done by getting rid of all wings altogether over-night so there's not a ghost of a chance of this problem returning. If for any reason there was a deficit in cornering speeds then there's fifty different mechanisms that could be employed to solve this, the history of F1 can be summarised as teams finding a way to go faster and then that tool gets promptly banned, over and over again, when they wanted to speed the cars up in 2017 it was very easily done by just relaxing regulations an inch.If there was nothing to gain by deleting the wings then maybe the effort of coming up with ways to make the cars corner faster might seem like wasted effort, but the situation is exactly the opposite, F1 has literally everything to gain by getting rid of wings which are just murderous to good racing.fans, Fans Fans! FANs FANS!
>>151134592Tomatoes and white wine? Wouldn't you want a stronger flavour? Why not go red?
He's right you know >>151133534
Rate drivers. I'll start: Ayrton Senna 12/10.
>>151135374Alain Prost: Still alive/10
>>151135374Checo: Chonky Chunk/Fit
>>151126976
