>>151124146
*slaps greasy belly*
Goodbight
>>151137723Muslim power
Volk thread is on top of /pol/>>>/pol/517905745
Magomed is going to turn heem AGPoatan and turn his 2 Poatan Jrs into his Bacha Bazi Buttboys (BBB)
>>151137783We made it all the way to /pol/Well done!
For sure that guy who lost a unanimous decision to Umar can beat the guy who just broke Umar and took his soul.
Joe "Ball Bagz" Pyfer
Farted myself awake/3 days for saying mma media personality ariel helwani has extended family in interim aspinall's home city
>>151137865What if Pereira heems ank? Does ank become a ladyboy?
>>151137981You're literally making up fake scenarios to cope with your Dagi daddies porking your piggy bacon boy bussy.
Pereira and Ankalaev 2 will probably end much worse than last time, we might even get a split decision
>>151138041>big ank spreading his hairy cave bussy for Poatandaddy after being heemed
>>151138053The only split decision is when Big Ank decides to split AGPoatan's worn out greased up bacon bussy again
>>151138053I might skip the card and spend some time with the ladies to keep it a kruna fifty with you b
>>151138068>>151138072This is the same poster
if perreira vs analkyiv is another boring shitfest I'll be very disappointed I fear
>>151138088>AGPalaevs reaction to getting hit with a flush left hook
oh for fuck's sake
>>151138133I've become immune through exposure I don't even register the thumbnail
can we not do this right now
Great UFC card coming up let's go
Nigger
LITERALLY Ariel's cousins.
>>151138068Good lord man, eegad!
>>151138174>>151138176We don't say that around here
Janny wake up
*Hides Posts*
Pereira: "Ali, you're a nice guy but you're not speaking to somebody who will just let you speak this way"Ali Abdelaziz: "What the fuck are you gonna do? I'm not gonna let you speak to me the way you wanna speak to me"Pereira: Ali, if you have a personal problem with me forget religion, put religion aside"Ali: "You know what forget this shit"This was hands down the best moment from the press conference.
>>151138218
>>151138218His posts REALLY stick with you don't they?
>>151138199I say it every day out my window to my phone to my breakfast at the tv
very disrespectful!
do you enjoy all the non sense?
>>151138241Never gonna say that to my face!
>>151138267Don't threaten me with a good time
imagine unloading dozen absolutely necessaries while Herb watches. I think no experience can beat that.
>>151138199>>151138267So you really are somali
>heems the inbred wonknose jewCHAMA
>>151138291Your somalidaddy porked your dead piggy mommy's buttminge playa!
>>151138291Our struggles are intertwined bruder
>>151138326Damn
>>151138326>>151138335I don't know about you two fellow IC1's but as for myself I'll be continuing to enjoy some tremendous open-face cold cut and cured fish sandwiches with some mini dill pickles all throughout this early-mid autumn.
>>151138349Hell yeah
Haha oh man, I'm just thinking about how badly Sandhagen is going to get fucked up tomorrow lmfao
>>151138183Problem?
my food lust is off the charts
>>151138349Phwoar sounds like a match made for rye bread
movie
>>151138429I was just wondering where fight circus was
If Zhang Mingyang drinks this he will be able to heem ank
>>151138452He couldn't even heem johnny walker man fuck that chink
>>151138457Johnny walker is elite. He heemed rountree
>>151138469Man fuck china anyway
>>151138482Fuck you
We are watching this
>>151138429desu the fact charles bennett is still somehow alive is surprising
>>151138505oh cool its on early too
How many bings until morning weigh in show? Can't wait for D.C to be drunk, scranning and keeping Merab on a post weigh in interview for 10 mins
imma be honest with ya.... this card is bonafide shit outside the main card.
>>151138522Get a job paki
wtf dc
>>151138559imagine if treston ko ateba
>>151138559Which card isn't nowadays?
Khalil was wearing fucking astronaut boots for the face off
if corey made 2 million dollars just for pics of his balls imagine what dern(before plastic boobs) would make
>>151138505hughes will find the finish this time assuming there isnt another 5 nut shots as soon as he gets momentum
>>151138204why are they always so hung... it makes me feel inadequate
>>151138559Who is Abrega? Is he the illegal Trump can’t seem to deport?
usman is overrated but he can be top 10 in ufc
beast of a thread
>>151138505>Brazza, dis guy not on my level -- Usmeng Nurmagomedov>I'm gonna show him that there's levels to this -- Paul HughesThese quotes go hard.
this photo sums up my experience with the UFC for the past 15 years
this mp4 sums up my experience with the UFC for the past 15 years
>>151138664Cool
>>151138664holy shit how did they get the cat to do that?
>>151138670That's fucking crazy
>>151138651
>>151138664>>151138670These aren’t funny
>>151138204>mutilated circumcised penisTypical
>chama timesoon
Rakic will get back up
>no chamachills.
>"your balls are very small">"they are kinda small you are right merab"Is this where trash talking has come to?
Why is there tranny porn and nikocados post ozempic asshole in this thread
>You have baby balls
volk is going to fucking balloon once he retiresdudes coffee in his prediction video is 50% cream
>>151138600Like a Prime zesty izzy
No more Chama, no more easy matchups.
CHA-FUCKING-MA. Enough Said.
>>151138854When you have a lot of muscle mass and work out a lot some cream is basically nothing ya retarded indian chump
>>151138854Khabib-esque
>>151138854Coffee with cream is the least of this bogan's worries
Big Ank? More like Big STANK
>>151138854Who gives a shit. When volk retires he could balloon up to 500 pounds for all I care. Man who gives a shit who are you his wife?
>>151138874finna gonna be death by a thousand cuts in terms of a gorillion additional calories all over the place
>>151138896What, not enough beyond beef for ya?
megan on suicide watch
When Trash Talk Goes WrongMerab:>Your balls picture on OnlyFans!Fade to blackDMX starts playing>I show no love to homo thugsCut to Cory Sandhagen making his walkoutCut to Merab with a cocky smile in the Octagon dancing around like a small monkey>How you gonna explain fucking a man?>This is where he knew he fucked upCut to Cory Sandhagen celebrating in a humble and stoic manner after the referee stops the fight due to a cut on Merab's eyebrowSubscribe tonmy
>>151139004Teehee So Random xDDD very funny you got the whole squad laughing rofl!
>>151139013I thought it was kinda lame and gay
>>151139013It's not random. It's a fairly likely scenario and a play on a common video format. I don't appreciate the sarcasm either.
>>151139039My ribs are still tickled, no sarcasm here. I was on the floor laughing
>>151139052Listen man. I'm not stupid. This is where I draw the line
>>151139054You mean you're drawing a line... in the SAND? xD >Enter sandman plays>dun..dundundundun
>>151138559We got PATCHY in the mix
The arrogant is actually the humble one in tune with nature, the stoic thinks his superior than everyone
>>151138664Funny and scary i fear
>>151138559>name value>banger fights>prospects who might actually contend someday>two dominant former regional champs>willy cat/yoo fight >people on win streaksDie fucktard cazzie
Volk lowkey with that cocksucker aura ngl
dreamed about my girlfriends sister who is much hotter
>>151139013>>151139052>>151139065Hey mate can you stop impersonating me please?
>>151139123How so?
>>151139129Do something about it at THS
The guy that tapped to Paul Craig?
>>15113916312pm sunday and by the time I’ve heemed you we can go watch pereira vs ank at the pub afterwards
>>151139140shes hot as fuck and super nice to me but i have to pretend like i dont wanna fuck her so it manifests in my dreams kek
>>151139123I'm the opposite my girlfriend is much hotter than her sister which makes me worried about what our kids might look like
>>151139228How much hotter are talking here?
>>151138559>Zombie Jr. >Patchyidk man at least I think you would recognize those 2. also main card is so stacked that it can carry a shitty prelims (it is not shitty btw)
I expect some pvz posting from /heem/ around the vanderford fight
>>151139311I got you, senpai.
anyone have the "Greatest moments in MMA history.. recreated in MS PAINT ..." of evan tanner in the desert? this is my holy grail of lost heemes
>>151139246you're impregnating your girl not her sister, just see that hey grow up with good nutrition and sports. feed them raw milk and steak tartare and raw cheese and you're gonna have the chaddest chads of all time
>>151139349Parasite maxing
My girlfriend's mum was hot in her prime
>>151139357thats why your people have such fucked up physiognomies you're scared of real food kek mr bean lookin ahh
Keeek. This is going to be like the Hatton comeback where one of them dies of old age before it finally happens.
>>151139408raw dogging that shit
>>151139384You’ve admitted to being 5’7 and constantly shitting yourself
>>151139384Your mom only eats loads from my BBC
>>151139418>>151139422He's bloody hurt...
>>151139418oh so you're not even british you're the paki that's here 24/7! how about you got outside and stop thinking i'm your little boyfriend>>151139422the faggot that got so hurt being called a shitskin he reported me kek
I would be genuinely stoked if I never had to watch Michael Chandler fight again
>>151138854>t.
lets go for that
>>151139579‘Lildaddy impregnated xer with a BBC bussy baby!
