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sean mcgay is anti clutch
My Rammies :/
>>151137962this but unironically
>>151137960Goffie mindbroke him and I say this objectively as a neutral observer who knows ball
CLASSIC stat padford
We are one yard and chip shot field goal away from being 5-0 btwGoodnight
Is it frowned up to pull out your dick on the stands of an nfl game
>>151137984Yeah but you're 3-2 because you're the Same Old Sorry Ass Rams.
>>151137996depends on who's playing
>>151137996would be par the course for an /sp/ poster since itd get you put on the registry
>>151137996Yes because it might show up on camera. You wait for the opposing team to get off the bus and then take your dick out/ moon them.
>>151137997Dirty fucking play. Why did he shove him?Without sounding racist, why did he try to shove him?
How do you lose against a team without Purdy, Kittle, Aiyuk, Jennings, Pearsall, Bosa, and a SHIT TON of other defensive injuries?
>>151137950statpadder with a mickey mouse ref ring>>151137979now THAT is a real QB
>>151138015Because mac is finna be all pro
>>151138007impotent rage. You can even see Mac laugh at the guys bitch move.
>>151138007He is protesting the way the NFL protects quartersissies
mutt shitford is prepping the bvll as we speak
>>151137968
Xavier worthy has proven to me so far that he's a tougher player than he looks
>>151137998>but yeah your over .500Fuck off
>>151138026I doubt he can find anybody who would want to fuck his leathery harpy of a wife.
>>151138027Why is mac petting mahomes in this graphic?
Same Old Sorry Ass Rams
I could 100% quarterback the niners to an owl i dont doubt that for a second
>>151138027Absolutely McKorckled
Why does spags defense work Why doesn't anybody else in the league use cover 0 as much as spags
>>151138030Not only did the rams choke but they let tonight become a home game for the 49ers. No amount of cope can save the lambs from being KWAB.
>>151138044Don't you need to get some sleep tomorrow Brady
>niners could have drafted Mac Jones in 2021 without moving a draft spot at all>traded three 1sts and a 3rd round pick for the least ready QB imagineable just because "OMG HE'S HALF BLACK AND CAN RUN!!!!!"Only funny part about all this is the Dolphins absolutely FLEECED the niners and ended up accomplishing less than the Niners did over a similar period of time.I just don't get it though, everyone was saying Mac Jones had a lower ceiling, but was certainly the most "Pro Ready" QB coming out of that draft. The niners were coming off Garoppolo, who was good enough to get them a couple plays away from winning a Superbowl, and for some Godforsaken reason they decide to go for the rawest, most undeveloped guy imaginable simply because "MUH POTENTIAL".And the funny part? If Jones was taken by people trading up and over them, they could have sat on their hands and gotten Micah Parsons.
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>>151138075I hate this guy so fucking much. No field goal feels like a sure thing anymore.
>>151138062John Lynch is actually stupid
>>151138062Because the team was so stacked they thought just having a mobile QB was good enough. They should have just gone with Mac Jones
>>151138051He trusts his corners. Nobody ever talked about Corey Webster but that boy was nicey on the Giants because he got left on an island and almost always stepped up. I feel like most CBs need the challenge to elevate
>>151138075For some reason the niners have a habit of absolutely fucking up their early picks and then finding some fucking generational talent in the 5th-7th rounds.
>>151138081as a Michiganfag the Moody 49ers experience was crazy to watch desu
>>151138091>Kicker questions going into the season>Moody shanks a fucking 27 yarder week one>IMMEDIATELY canned>New kicker absolutely fucking drills a 59 yarder and is 10/10 for themHim missing his first extra point was funny.
>>151138081I was the biggest Jake Moody apologist. I thought he was going to turn things around after that game winner in the pre season vs the Raiders lol then he missed the following game. That's when I knew it was over for him
>>151138027Levi south just got big mac'd
>19 tds>12 intsWas it worth it?
>>151138062the dolphins are remarkably adept at pissing away draft capitalit's actually unbelievable how much they got for tunsil and lance and how little they got out of it in the end
>>151137997>Whoo>Yeah boyThats what his lips were saying in this particular webm video.
>>151138114And there it is
>patriots get gifted an elite qb who plays through pain and can win with literal nobodies>throw him away because because he isn't prime Tom BradyIt's amazing how the pats instantly became a poverty franchise the second Tom left.
>>151138113I look like this and ask women to massage me with peanut oil while doing this >>151138114 pose
>>151138123cool it with the redundancy, we already see your flag
>>151138085This is what bugged me so much. Why take any risk at all? At the time, Jimmy Garoppolo was good enough to get you INCHES away from a ring, so instead of taking a guy that played in a major school and is the consensus most ready QB in the draft, you go the polar opposite direction and take a guy that's barely played since high school and is marginally bigger than Jones.And the worst part about it all is that they didn't even use him his rookie year. Because "Oh well, he's not ready yet!"You don't trade 3 first round picks for a guy that "maybe he'll start to play decently a year and a half from now". You trade that much for a can't miss generational talent you're betting the entire franchise on and starting day 1.If you wanted to draft Jones at 12, let him sit for a year, and then let him out there, that's one thing. But you can't let the most inexperienced QB imaginable just ride the fucking bench and expect him to carry you to the Superbowl.
Why didnt McGay go for a semen slurping tie? You are playing a division rival, a loss hurts so much worse here. Madness. Simply madness.
>>151138090Things are turning around in the other direction at least, Pearsall and Williams are dawgs
>>151138131Sorry I was on /tv/ and only just now saw your post. I'm gonna have to respectfully disagree but just know I think it's quite endearing and sexy that you said that. I'd like to take you shopping one day no Diddy
>>151138144How much time was left? I didn't actually watch the game I was having a suck fest at the local glory hole
>>1511381643:41 or so in OT. They were 4th & 1 and in easy FG range. Rasm decided to instead run down the middle after dicking around with TOs and baiting offside, and got blocked and lost.
>>151138192Carl Nassib basically did
>>151138194Who asked?
>>151138194I don't mind going for it, but there isn't a worse playcall out there just running it up the middle. I think Rams would've won if they kicked the FG, Mac was practically being lowered into the grave during that last possession and there's a good chance he's so beat up they go 3 and out.
>>151138209Probably but there was a gay person who posted him and they looked pretty trannyish. But yes we need NFL players to say that fucking traps is straight
>Belichick's legacy crumbles even more as both Brady and Mac have success after they leave the Pats
my packies would have lost to both these shit teams tonight
>>151138132Was it really Jimmy G not being good enough to win the Superbowl that was the issue or that they ran into a really strong playoff team that turned into a dynasty. They don't give brock Purdy the same shit but I guess he got them to OT at least.Let me ask you this theoretical hypothetical. If the 49ers got to play the Bengals with Jimmy G as QB instead of the Rams a few years ago, do they win?
The slate of games this week is atrocious, the only decent matchup aside from today is Buccs/Hawks and maybe Chargers/Commies if Daniels is in.
3 days until the next games what a bunch of bullshit
>>151138226>Was it really Jimmy G not being good enough to win the Superbowl that was the issueYes. There were several 4th quarter throws that would've put the 49ers in field goal range and in control of the game and Jimmy G just didn't have the arm to make those throws in the Super Bowl. Several years later, in the NFC Championship game against the Rams, the 49ers had a chance to take control of the game at the end and Jimmy G couldn't make the throws to win the game. And it's not like the defense shut down the receivers. The guys were open and Jimmy G tried to get the ball to them, he just didn't have the arm for it.
Name my webbum /v/
did the Lams win KWABOTW early?how the fuck do you lose to the most injured team in the league (whilst your team is fully healthy) at your own """""home""""" stadium? fucking terrible.
>>151138226>If the 49ers got to play the Bengals with Jimmy G as QB instead of the Rams a few years ago, do they win?NTA, but absolutely they win that matchup.
>>151138250Okay but the 49ers lost to the Rams in the NFC Championship because Jimmy G wasn't good enough.
>>151138243pooa tries to celebrate a tuddy.mov
>>151138253>The NFCCG that year was 49ers ramsholy fucking shit I forgot lmfao, I wouldn't have asked a question like "Could Jimmy G have beat the Bengals"i thought he was inured that year
>Rams could easily be 5-0 right now if they didn't commit retarded mistakes
Feeling quite hungry ngl
>>151137996not at Lambeauit's some weird old tradition from the 30s or something
>>151138240You would say that. Real ball knowers are watching the tape rn
I'm drunk
>>151138297wat a life
>>151138297kek same. I've made a couple of Jon Bernthal threads on /tv/ you should get down over there it's a fun time
>CMC gets injured last season >49ers don't make the playoffs>CMC stays healthy but Purdy gets injured>49ers are probably going to win the NFCWBros?
>>151138307The 49ers are frauds. They lost to the only halfway decent team they've played. Feasting on bottom feeder poverty franchises.
Imagine losing to this fat fuck
>>151137997Someone make a hyperborean edit of this please.
>Chiefs could be 4-0 right now if they didn't commit retarded mistakes
So the 49ers really paid 50 gajillion dollars for a game manager who's exactly as good in this system as Mac Jones, if not maybe worse?
>>151138294Tape of the godawful niners and rams? No thanks.
>>151138330If Chiefs had their WR1 and WR2 they don't just win those matches but blow them out. Let's be honest.
>>151138246McGay always seems to fold under pressure. Every season the SoFi ring feels more and more scripted
>>151138336Na was actually gonna watch Chargers@Giants cos I barely saw most of it but I might just shitpost instead
Patty Cuckitini
This year's MVP will be white
>>151138341The rams won the owl by default because McGay got outchoked by Shanahan and the Bungles.
>>151138352And still no owl
>>151138331This is the biggest takeaway from this game. Purdy had 3 turnovers when last seen, Mac is better than him.
Never forget Reffies robbed us of a Brees vs Brady SB.
>>151138323If the niners are frauds what does that make the Rams? The Jags game was just bad luck and I won't hold it against the team, because even with every positional group pooping their pants several times it was still a winnable game
>>151138362Brees was mid
>>151138351
>>151138363The Rams are easily a bottom 10 team.
>>151138364Your brain is mid
>>151137997Mahomes would have flopped and begged for a flag
Brees was better than every qb today
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
Should I get smashed on bourbon and put a western on? I'm leaning toward Yes
>>151138380Hold up
>Brees was mid
I see through your disguise, Andy.
>>151138387Yea go for it lad. I'm half cut feeling like rewatching Joker
>>151138331Fraid so
>>151138402
>>151138364The dome kid.
>>151138395Is he okay
>>151138428He's a Browns fan he's never been okay
>>151138420>If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a wide receiver will get shot, or a truckload of offensive linemen will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old $53 million quarterback will die, well then everyone loses their minds.
Basically every game this weekend except for Panthers/Dolphins and Ravens/Texans should be a brutal mismatch
>Patrick Mahomes has an 8-5 regular-season record against the AFC South through the 2024 season. He has a perfect 5-0 record against the Jaguars, a 2-2 record against the Texans, a 1-3 record against the Titans, and a 0-0 record against the Colts as of early 2025. Mahomes statpadding against the jags is the only reason he has a winning record against the AFCS.
>>151138451What about Giants/Saints
>>151138478The giants are going to win easily
Bellishart needs to be hanged for the way he deliberately ruined mac jones career That was an all time performance today
he ruined our girl, the new album's garbage
>>151138495Happy people don't make good music
>>151138495R*ddit is shitting on it lmao. But they kinda did the same for the last album too.
>no kittle >no aiyuk >no pearsall >no jennings >8.5 point underdog >still wins Apologise to the Mac Attack RIGHT NOW
>>151138439Heh
The OT rules... Are you allowed to kick off if you win the toss???
>>151138534Yes but that would be stupid.
This is ridiculous league needs to step in and do something about this
1-16Daniel Jones will feast
>>151138542I agree. Force the Raiders and Rams to swap stadiums and the problem goes away instantly.
>>151138542There’s no bigger cuckoldry than having to share a stadium but neither the Rams or the Chargers belong in LA
>>151138542Blame Kroenke
The only cucks here are St Louis fags who still follow the Rams after they abandoned their city
>>151138542>league needs to step in and do something about this
Go to bed, Alejandro
>>151138478Saints are absolute trash, wooden spoon contenders
>>151138542Wow.
>>151138542What if they sent the rams far away to the middle of nowhere like for example st. louis?
>>151138542LMAOOOOplastics rams are a fake ass franchise with no fans
>>151138569
>>151138542
>>151138542You should see chargers home games when the raiders visit. The stadium shouts DEFENSE when the chargers offense is on field
>>151137997Alright now I gained respect for him.
>>151137997 Mac on the PED cycle>>151138324 Mac off of the PED cycle
lol this was their superbowlenjoy your fluke win whiners
>>151138635how do you respond to that pic without sounding mad?
>>151137997Hope the league fines that dude for taking a cheap shotFucking n****er
>>1511386382021
>>151138638Well, the proper response is to win on your home field but the Rams can't do that.
>>151138635>loses to McDonald's employees
>>151138647>win a ring>people still don't care about your plastic ass team lmao @ the lambs
I hope Saleh stays as our Fangio/Spagnuolo, this same team would be 1-4 or even 0-5 without him. Hopefully the Jets being such a terrible organization has turned him off from being a HC
>>151138660>has to watch vhs tapes for his last superbowl ringYou’re just like cowboys fans
>>151138662Nah, he's going to be a top coaching candidate after this season. It sucks but he's just too good to not get another shot and he wants it.
rampacos kek
>>151138635So what's your excuse for losing? At least the Chiefs can say they didn't have their two best weapons against the Eagles. But the Rams were the more healthy team coming into that match. You really have no excuse do you?
Chiefs suck.Came here just to say this
You can really feel the camaraderie when the fans of the other 31 teams come together to shit on the Rams :)
>>151138743They do something cringy or something?
Sean McSHIT
>>151138774What'd he get arrested for?
Without googling what are the 4 major USA cities? The first 3 should be obvious.
>>151138781stealing 20 million dollars from the patriots
>>151138802My ass
>>1511388021. New York City2. Los Angeles3. ????4. ????
>justints durrbert
>>151138671Massive cope from the only rams fan
>>151138774The "my dad is gonna sue your dad" look.
>>151138827>he madThe Giants-Chargers game is a perfect example of why stationary pocket passers are going extinct. Dart doesn't know how to throw, yet beat Herbert with his legs. QB's like Herbet are too reliant on their OL. If Mahomes wasn't running around he would have gotten booty blasted just like Herbert.
My respectable (7.5 inches) penis is hard.Thoughts?
>>151138802NYCLAChicagoBay Area or Dallas-Fort Worth?
>>151138872You got the first 3 right but failed on the 4th.
>>151138718Keep crying bitch nigga
>>151138856It's also going extinct because dumb gms use fast qbs as an excuse to not worry about their OL, peak example is probably the Fields bears>>151138866None
281 330 8004MAC JONES
>>151138872>>151138880Yes and no. Nobody can agree on the 4th one.
>HURRR I PLAY COVER 3Im rippin' the fucking seem on your dumbass all day long kek
>>151138886>Take away the Eagles 2 best weapons>and allow the Chiefs to have all their weapons.Do you really think the Chiefs still lose by 3 points?
>>151138897Blast it! Another hypothetical Eagles loss!
>>151138890who?
>>151138802NYC, LA, Chicago, and Philadelphia or Houston.
>>151138901We don't need hypotheticals we saw in 2022 what happens when both teams are healthy. Chiefs booty blast them. Took Jalen Hurt's 0 from him in Super Bowls, he'll hold that L forever.
>>151138802Poughkeepsie, Wichita falls, San Marcos, and Albuquerque
>>151138913Dang, the Chiefs and Patrick Mahomes are spiritually undefeated in Super Bowl play... If they had all their players healthy, and everything went their way, they'd be the greatest team ever...
The Kansas City Chiefs truly are the if team of the NFL.
>>151138913Don't reply to Alejandro please
>>151138892AI says it's Dallas
>>151138942>AI saysI don't care what Allen Iverson says about geography.
I think all games should be played on paper, that way we don't allow variables like injuries and "game planning" to affect our sport.
>>151138925Even Dion Dawkins said it should have been the Bills in the Superbowl since the Chiefs were too injured to compete. But do keep trying to gaslight us into thinking this is normal injury luck>[RT] Jawaan Taylor disclosed he was dealing with a partially torn meniscus in the last weeks of the 2024 season.>[WR1] Rashee suffered a torn lateral collateral ligament injured and missed the entire season>[WR2] Marquise got a sternoclavicular joint injury and missed all but one game of the regular season.>[WR] Mechole suffered a knee injury in December which ended his season.>[WR] Skyy was placed on injury reserve in Oct and didn't play in the Superbowl.>[RB1] Pacheco broke his fibula bone and missed most of the season. He wasn't the same after the injury.>[RB2] Clyde refused to play due to PTSD and missed the entire season>[TEs] Jody and Wiley missed entire season>[CB] Jaylen Watson fractured fibula and tibia and wasn't the same in the owl.>[DE] Charles Omenihu tore ACL and wasn't the same in the owl.>[WR] DeAndre Hopkins was coming off a torn MCL and didn't have enough time to learn the playbook.>[RB] Kareem Hunt was on his way out of the league when the Chiefs called him on his couch.>[LT] Joe Thuney is a career guard that was forced to play the LT position.>>151138930If Herbert could scramble the Giant's pass rush wouldn't have did him like that.
Mac Jones 100% has that DAWG in him. Geno Smith is a starting QB in the NFL and he isn't? Come on, man.
Yeah, I'm not reading your cope-filled gobbledygook. The Chiefs are 2-3 vs the Sirianni/Hurts Eagles, and no amount of ifs, ands, or buts will change that
>>151138815racial profiling
>>151138974I am just glad Mac can ball out now, freed of Big Boobs Bill and his girl-slut Jordon.
>>151138955Lol still crying
>>151138051maybe he can afford to simply because of the other side of the ball being so trusted to not fuck things up.it's a bit like a guy who spent a lot of his career being rather forgettable while the D carried gets called goat. you don't need perfect play, just to be collectively 1 point better than the next team. the chiefs playing to whatever gets the offense the ball back more is just what you do. you also don't need to defend every blade of grass every minute of the game and wear yourself out. do the opposite of classic smashmouth running football and smash the oline with your rotational rush instead.
RED 20!SET HUUUUUUUUUUUUUTSET HUUUUUUUU- HIKE!!
>>151138992This is Mahomes stats with and without Worthy and that's just one of his two missing weapons. I'm 100% confident that Eagles match is a blowout if we had Rice and Worthy.
>>151139024How much did his turd weigh this morning?
expert bros?
>>151138955>4am >schizo rantingNo wonder the Kiwi mindbroke you. Projecting much?
>>151139028Worthy's speed is a game changer, it changes the way defenses have to cover us. It's not a coincidence Kelce and Pachecho had their best game as soon as he returned.
>>151139045>it's 4am in my timezone so that means it's 4am in all timezones.
DECKEDBALLS OUT
>>151139023>False start- OFFENSE, number 78. By rule there is now a 10 second runoff. The game is over.
>>151139037not a single one of those people knows what a draw play is
>>151139055@grok what time is it in hawaii?
my burrs are on a bye this week, gonna actually relax whilst i sip on a large chocolate cake shake and smash my urlacher wife
>>151139064>not a single one of those people knows what a draw play isits something you do when youre absolutely fucking retarded and have no answers for a defense
>>151139070My favorite team isn't on a bye this week.
>>151139056
Rams fan. We deserve to be shamed. First off, Mac Jones was awesome, and even more importantly when he sensed pressure and got it out quickly. Rams secondary isn’t strong without Witherspoon. No turnovers for the Niners. Obviously 2 for the Rams, and seriously when is Kyren gonna stop foombling?! I know he got hit in the face, but fuck man. Left 14 points on the board (missed FG, extra point, Kyren fumble, and going for it on the last 4th and 1). And seriously, the Mcvay criticism is warranted. You can’t run Puka like he’s a FB, or a quick screen? Something like? Shannahan lives in the backfield of Mcvay’s mind. I saw it in his eyes tonight. The feeling of being cuck’d on national TV
>>151139064I hate draw plays most of the time.
>>151138635>allows a McCorkle Jones (with no receivers) legacy game in 2025your team is shit
>>151139107kek
Glad my Niners could do it with the B-team, but Shanahan and Lynch need to get it through their skulls that the O-line is a sieve and actually draft decent linemen. Purdy got mauled last week (while already trying to come back too early from his injury), and Mac was getting pounded tonight (while also dealing with injury/cramps). If there's anything watching the Niners has ever taught me, it's that offense lives and dies by the O-line being able to block for both the pass and run alike. I hate seeing Purdy have to scramble and borderline hero ball every snap. I hate seeing Mac get banged up. I could forgive it this draft because the D-line was equally shit and needed fresh blood, but if they neglect it again then they're gonna waste the prime years for Purdy, Aiyuk, Pearsall, and potentially whoever ends up replacing CMC.
>AHHHH I AM PISSING AND SHITTING MYSELF I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN THIS IS WHY I CAN'T WIN BIG GAMES OMFG
>>151139199Coward
>>151139199That's racist and not needed, chud
>>151139199And there it is
>>151139199Say that on your real account, coward
>>151139199And you wonder why you'll never find love and die alone, chud
>>151139199>Talmbout muh stat line nigga, hammy got dat recoil rn cuh! SKRRT SKKRRRRT!what the fuck was he talking about on the sidelines there?
>>151139096My favorite team isnt on a bye this week.Time to rape the patriots again
>>151139119I'm just numb thinking about it allWas already having a terrible day and this loss made it way worse
i do not care for nepo-babies.i especially do not care for fanboys of nepo-babies.
GET HIM ON MY TEAM NOW
>>151139566>Tokyo gas creatorsLmao
>>151138395lol what a retard
I had a peanut butter and pickle sandwich for breakfast today.
good day frens, i have time for a few questions before i close teams and jira start my weekend, i am looking forward to your questions thank you
>>151139636Will the Jets go 0-17?
>Noodle arm Mac on one leg playing with Walmart baggers is 4-1 while Mahomes the best player ever needs to be carried by an elite defense and an elite ball catcher to look goodThese past two years have been a godsend for a chiefs hater
>>151139636can love bloom even on a football field?
>>151139655no, they will go 3-14 with wins over panthers, bengals and siants
Remember when he allegedly couldn't shadow receivers past year
>>151139636Dennis Byrd>be NYJ>get paralyzed on the field by ramming your head into your teammate's chest >make full recovery>get killed in a nasty car wreck by a 17 year old driving a hummer KWAB of the century? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy_skYgI0BM
>queefs vs. an actual defensewill mutthomo have da flu n shiet on monday
>>151139662yes fren i do. I think at any time, any place, people can be frens with each other but if you love someone you need to make sure they are not a division rival
They need to stop juicing the KBalls. Ain't no way is Eddy Piniero making 59 yarders in a normal environment. This shits ridiculous, man. It's gonna be boring watching teams get 2 short first downs and be in field goal range at the end of games.
>>151139636Do you have jira with confluence or with word in it?
I bench pressed this morning :) am I an athlete?
It feels good having a safe, easy route to a first down on 3rd/4th and 1.
>>151139566I was unaware there were japanese football teams.I learn something new everyday
>>151139594Underrated
>>151139756confluence, i like that i get to see previous versions and documentations more efficiently but this is company standard but i have no say in how we keep atlassian funded
Good morning /nfl/
>>151139850Based redditor
i'm watching classic naruto right now instead of working AMA
>>151139860hehe oops!dont worry, i am only active on my local ice hockey reddit page thingie because it's the only place to discuss those things
>>151138352CMC is better than both Allen and Mahomes
>>151139966No
>>151138352I beg to differ
Friendly reminder
>>151139966at getting hurt yeah
>>151139900Why aren't you watching DBZ? Faggot.
Hurts hates rap.
>>151139990but doesn't that apply to the people who are joyful about his death too and are very spiteful of the happening? you know, speak kindly of the death despite having a different opinion on thingsalso i think that having a black and white photo is an indicator of remembrance
>>151139990Just like Joe bussy. aka joe abortion.
>>151140026Fair point. I think ultimately it just comes down to practicing spiritual principles in general, regardless of the circumstances.
>>151140017Why haven’t you roped yet? Or at least stopped rooting for such a shit team for faggots
>>151137950I was b& yesterday for being mean to our fellow undocumented hermanos in humanity, but now that I'm back I'd just like to say that nearly 400 yards in a loss in vintage Lions era Stat Paddford.That and that racism is never the answer, obvioisly. Thank you for teaching me that lesson jannie.
>>151140007This. DBZ mogs Naruto. Hell, even Yu-Gi-Oh is better than Naruto.
>>151137996Not at Eagles game
>>151140054Stafford dragooned a monster pass for like 70 yards in OT that should have won the game. The loss was 100% on the coach
Joe BUSSY.
>>151138113Dip your entire body in Five Guys brand peanut oil and then try to throw a football. Not so smart now are we?
>>151140069Well I've been telling you all that McGay is shit for years and you didn't want to hear it.
>>151140053
>>151140069How about a fumble on the 1 yard line?
>Shanahan and the Niners are the only team that can develop QBsShanahan is the new Nick Saban
>>151139990Based JoshueFriendly reminder that Charlie's still in a box
Don Shula
>>151139900naruto peaked at the chunin exams and then went downhill from there
>Bengals opened as 9.5-point underdogs against the Lions, according to FanDuel Sportsbook. The line has now grown to 10.5 points with an over/under of 48.5 points.10.5 is still too low. I'm betting the loins so no matter what happens I'll still be happy.
>>151140122Shanahan made rg3, who was too stupid to avoid big hits and too proud to continue running the football and using the scheme shanahan made for him. Jay Gruden told Robert he sucked and replaced him with Kirk cousins who has an IQ over 90
I'm a big dolphins fan since the days of John Shula and Stan Marino slinging it to his Sparks Brothers, I think we should bench Tua for Quinn Ewers, and if worst comes to worse we tank and draft a true QB like LaNorris Sellers or DJ Lagway
>>151140143Wow what a racist piece of shit
>deck the ball carrier in the face while going for a peanut punch: no penalty>helmets graze while a pass rusher is letting up on the quarterback: 15-yard penalty and a first downThis sport is so fucking stupid
This season has been gay because of injuries. How effective would putting a form of stress mitigation under the field, similar to a WWE ring, be to decrease injuries and allow more violent play?
>>151140316your fucking stupid
>>151140343They already have rubber pellets flying everywhere. Maybe allow inflatable sumo suits instead.
>>151139990Josh is based for this. Charlie 100% deserved it and the FBI is covering up for Israel. That said, I hope Drake Maye and my Patties stun the bills and skrrt the dub.
>>151140343Players are too small these days. Football is meant to be played by large slow men. Not small speedy twinks.
kwab
>>151140143Bill almost ruined this mad lad's career all because his golddigger didn't like Mac's wife.
>>151140443The Lambs are a plastic franchise with no true fans. Nobody even wants to watch them play.
>>151139990Calling out harsh truths about a corrupt, antagonizing, and purposeful demoralizing system that was systematically put in place to weaken the nation, takes balls. Kirk had stones the size of church bells.Josh might have been lame this whole time.
>>151140122KOC can too but then he ships off his top 10 QB for an injury prone rookie who would be lucky to ever reach that level.
>>151140465TROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Seriously, how bad was Bill Belichick in his final years? He was washed by 2021 as a coach and as early as 2015 as a GM.
Just took a big stinky Sean McVay
>>151140471The system is in place because of people like him who pretend to talk about how corrupt everything is while taking money from corrupt sources so gullible retards like you lap up his shit and think he's fighting for you.
>rasm should be 2-3 if not for bribing adonai mitchellSo we all agree they're shit, right?
>>151140471Shalom
>>151139990Unrivaled KWAB of the year
THIS is why you throw it on the 1Apologize to Seattle
>>151140471>Kirk had stones the size of church bellsNo he didn't, he 'debated' with drunk college kids to aura farm using Nazi talking points and ran away from actual people educated on the subject, all while being financed by Billionaires. His entire career was scoring stats in garbage time without ever getting a big win - like Lamar Sackson. His career ended getting KWAB'd as well in an ironic situation lol
>>151140537>"we need to accept people will die in school shootings to protect 2A, including young children">gets ACK'd from a school shootingWhat's the NFL equivalent of this?
>>151140552>not having you filtered on mobileWeird. Fixed. Also kill self immediately.
>>151139990KWADB
>>151140565You can filter on mobile?
>>151140565LMAO oh no!
>>151140552
>no football>no baseball>no champions leagueI have no sports to watch today while working
>>151140576Not sure about apple but there's an extension for android trannyfox.
>>151140552Many are saying this
>>151140552Remember when rightoids on here were talking about “civil war” and “killing leftists” lolAll over some dead shabbos goy
>>151140552>using Nazi talking pointsThat's a commie talking point
>>151140613All because the FBI lied about the shooter not being MAGA and supposedly having a gay trans lover whom he specifically texted with about the crime, and it was clearly not faked by 45 year old FBI agents to sell that perhaps Israel didn't perform the operation. Oh well, go Pats. If they don't win I hope they remain competitive with the Bills. I think the punting game will be a big wildcard given how much of an influence that's been on the first quarter of this season for the Patriots.
>>151140636No, saying a certain race lacks the same mental capacity as others is a Nazi talking point. It's like saying Lamar Jackson can't win a big game becasuse>black QBsDespite Mahomes and Hurts proving Jackson's a choking bitch who turtles when the lights get bright.
>>151140651And yet they won't release the list... of inactives for Sunday. Why do we have to wait until an hour before game time when we all know who is on the... inactive list... now. They know it too and they know if we have confirmation it will fuck everything up... in Fantasy football.
>>151139990I think this is fake but it's not wrong
Let's talk about football, /nfl/. Specifically about how Quinyon Mitchell is elite and should be in the running for DPOY.
>>151140552His efforts, among others, ushered in this dire correction of coarse. It's a long painful process, maintenance that was sorely needed. Everyone wants to party, no one wants to clean up afterward. Every system needs maintenance.Also no offense but no one cares about a tranny fucker from New England, or anyone else similar abroad. Not even the Chinese or Russian look at the self sabotaging western liberal with respect. I'm sure they will fan the flames as it helps them gain leverage, but even their conserving instincts assist them in accurate judgement on the sociopathic western liberal.
>>151140741All those words and nothing said.
>>151140651This is very clever satire of the exact problem with Americans all being identity politic driven NPCs.
>>151140741>correction of coarse.
>>151140749Stop noticing. You're better than red/blue because you're blue/red. More money to billionaires and Israel please! Also give tax breaks to your local NFL team!
One of the things I really hate about Sirianni's offense. He's so aggressive on 4th down but won't even give his team a chance on 3rd and long.
>49ers have almost 20 injured players>short week, so uninjured players are still kind of fucked up>start strong, but lose momentum towards the end of the game>barely hold on thanks to a foomble>go into OT, which means more opportunities for injuries>still winhow are the eight rasm fans doing today
>>151140781Mac Jones is stuntin' on those bitches.
>>151140703Lol the list. You will never see a tool that powerful, that posses that much leverage. Also you worthless and feckless never applied pressure on the previous administration to release info. None of you aaaactually care about it. Anyways, lol Allen's lame but whatever.
>>151140781Give the rammies a break. It’s hard to beat a quality opponent on the road.
>>151140749It's pointless in nature, no question. That we can agree on. I'm not going to bury my head in the sand and not see it for the blatant weaponized distraction that it is. Certain standards must be kept. Means nothing to a feckless creature in a tower though.
I am starting to believe in da bears
>>151139702Fren <(^-^<)
somehow the browns might actually have the better oline in the london game. wentz is gonna fucking die
>>151137950crazy the eagles lions nov 14 will decide the nfc 1 seed.
>>151140745I was insulting you while pointing out this nation needs a good rug shaking. That rug shaking is going to uncomfortable for a lot of people, but it will be good for everyone.
>>151140910When wentz a forever backup is contributing moar than a 3rd of the league lol.. Embarrassing
>>151140910>vikings have a batty boy on the rosterI bet he gets along with Blaize and Louie
>>151139636>>151139702>>151140903cringe
>Vikings @ BrownsCautious Optimism says that the Vikings win this one, though I wouldn't doubt an "upset".>Cowboys @ JetsI have a feeling this game is going to be a lot closer than it should be. Cowboys likely win this one.>Giants @ SaintsJeez, what's with all the shit-tastic games this week? Well, the Saints played a tough game against the Bills last week and made them look beatable, so I'm going to say the Saints edge the Giants. Sorry Dart, that semen demon is going to suck the life out of you in the same way she did Herbert.>Raiders @ Colts Easy win for the Colts. Next.>Dolphins @ PanthersJust for shits and giggles I'm going with the Panties. Phins barely managed to get their first win last week and looked like shit doing so. Besides, this will be a great game for Bryce to improve. He's gotta get better at some point...right?>Broncos @ EaglesI've been hearing "trap game" all week long. But let's be real here. Is Philly really losing this game at home? Doubt.>Texans @ RavensIs Baltimore done having it's pity party? This is the Ravens' game to lose.>Buccs @ SeahawksGame of the Week contender in my opinion. It's going to be a good game - nice and tight, just how we like it. Any guesses? I'm going with Seattle by a FG or less.>Lions @ BengalsI hate to say it, but me thinks the Bengals are about to get blown out at home...unless of course, the Lions feel like "playing nice.">Commanders @ ChargersI'm not sure how I feel about this game. Herbert is going to be pissed off (or not) and feel like he's got something to prove. Meanwhile, the Commies still are looking to find some sense of balance and structure. This game is s coin flip.>Patriots @ BillsLet's be real here. The Bills looked pretty bad against the Saints last week. Josh Allen dragged them to a victory, and I wouldn't be surprised if the same thing happened this week. Look for the score in this game to be a lot closer than one might expect.>Chiefs @ JagsSurely, KC is winning...right?
>>151138339the 49ers have a better record, a back up qb, and aren’t crying about their injuries. suck it up chiefsfag.
>>151140879Oh it hits the upright again. That's impossible!
My favorite team? The hardworking folks at NFL headquarters. Roger Goodell is doing a tremendous job down there
>>151140982broncos eagles is interesting because they havent played each other in current form. eagles played cowboys chiefs rams and bucs 3+ times in the past 2 season. will be a good test of their scouting and gameplanning
>>151138227till he runs out of money when hes unemployed
>>151140472They could sign Mac Jones to the Vikings, 12mil for 1 year, possibly 200 mil guaranteed.
Did anyone else enjoy the minor outrage when a person named jihaad Campbell said he was Muslim.
>>151141105Nation of Islam blacks aren't real Muslims. They are race cultists who believe in space aliens.
>last time the Broncos beat the Iggles in Philly Ronald Reagan was still president Oof
>>151141005Fuck you, my reffies would heem the entire organization.
>>151138227He is? I thought he was with that dumb roastie who won't shut her whore mouth.>>151141123You will never be jewish or fly space pyramids
>>151141105>outrageI didn't notice, was there?
>>151141151>You will never be jewish or fly space pyramidsWrong.
>>151141123continue to cope, we're on to your yakubian schemes
>>151141136>broncos beat eagles in philly when dementia president is in officeI don't feel so good, igglesbros...
HE CAN'T BE STOPPED!
>>151141179>he thinks israelis are jewishget a load of this goy
>>151141123Sounds based to me desu
HOL UP HOL UPWE DEM BOYZ
>>151141123>when scientologists do it>"Oh that's cool. You can be a movie star.">when blacks do it>"the FBI will be assassinating your leaders in 3... 2... 1..."
>>151141105on one hand it's funny that some people were genuinely surprised, but on the other, a name isn't always a 100% indicator. khalil mack and sauce (ahmad) gardner are christians, for one, despite having arabic names
>>151141178Christ cucks were mad about it for sure
Reminder that teams that have cheap-ass owners will never win anything meaningful.
>>151141274i hope mike brown lives to 120 years
>>151141123>They are race cultists who believe in space aliens.Mormons have been in the League for ages
>No man has ever loved me like you do>You think I'm tacky, baby>Stop talking dirty to me>It sounded nasty, but it>Feels like you're flirting with me>I mind my business, God's my witness that I don't provoke it>It's kind of making me wet (Oh)rate the lyrics from one of TayTay's new songs (it's about charli xcx btw)
>>151137950Why she didn't mentioned the Chiefs?
Now that Burrow is deas Hendrickson. Should just fake an injury. Why bother giving snaps, and risking realt injury, for an unserious franchise like the bungles who have spent years trying to fuck you out of as much money as possible?
>>151141364>It's kind of making me weti cant imagine her saying that. i cant even imagine her having sex.
>>151141374what the fuck rhymes with kansas city chiefs?
is purdy worth his contract?
>>151141274And owners that spend too much like Ross of the Phins will never win anything meaningful either. He's going to die without the phins going to the owl once in his history as owner.
>>151141381>i cant imagine her saying that.Well he's a dude so if he's wet it probably isn't a good thing.
>>151141390Kelce makes me queefs
>>151141401>named DOV KLEIMAN and is overly interested in what two "white" qbs make and their "worth"shocking.
>>151139165I'd be shocked if they don't go all out on o line next draft just like they did with d line in this year's draft
>>151141401Purdy was a one hit wonder if you ask me. Kind of Tebow-esque
my joshie ;)
>>151139990Incredibly based
>>151141456tebow was never good
>>151141233
>>151141467Not really but his hype train was kind of similar to Purdy's
>>151141401Fuck off, dov
I can't wait for the chiefs to win the owl this year.
>>151141401It’s clear Mac is better at this point. Brock would’ve lost that game last night.
>>151141500We get it, you like men.
my maccie ;)
>>151141500I honestly don't think you've ever touched a woman. Not even a comment on the content of your opinion, just the fact that you're spamming posts like this. Go be an incel coomer autist somewhere else,.
>>151141484Show me her armpits
>>151141517Fuck off, dov
>>151141500Large breasts with a small but still shapely ass is for the white man
>>151141490It's a gen zer or white trash Their humor is See a thingSay something stupidThat's the joke. Did you know Sha'ul is the actual name of the apostle not Paul. Truly fascinating
>>151141505shan't be occurring
>>151141525
Serious question, is Dov Kleiman paying some freak to spam screenshots of his tweets here?
>aislop>dovslop>debateslop>tmzslopCancer
Large breasts, big ass, thick thighs, and the tummy pouchGo Bears
>>151141505
seriously, who can stop him?
When's the last time 2 white CB's played against each other? Is this history on Sunday?
>>151140186Nah Shanahan always liked Cousins more than RG3. Their owner basically forced him to stick with him
>>151141589kek
>>151141589why does her face look bloated?
>>151141583decent taste
>>151141604Have you seen Taylor in the booth? She's always pounding drinks
>>151141604Miles of cock takes a toll.
Large hands, broad shoulders, hairy ass, cock and ballsLet's go Steelers!!
>>151141589Is this Sora 2?
>>151140547And they scored a TD on exact same play Seattle ran when Butler intercepted the ball lol
>>151141614i bet she has a martini in hand when travis is pounding her
I'm not gay, but dicks are objectively more aesthetically pleasing, smell and taste better than vaginas
i bet she has a martini in hand when travis is sitting in the hotel armchair watching the ravens defensive line pound her
>>151141634it's from a movie called Amsterdam. she shows up for a minute to deliver some shitty lines and then get murderedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiaOEtOUnrk
>>151141642Nah she gets Twisted mixing twisted teas with soda
who wants to go to the philippines with me?
*record scratch*
>>151141659rather go to thailand
I'm not gay but if Mark Stud wanted to rim my chocolate star I'd politely accept before reciprocating
>>151141655How embarrassing. The American film industry is in the dumpster.
>>151141659I've heard it's kino and the guys are beautiful. When do you want to go?
>>151141548prpr
>>151140931Ok, Dennis Miller.
I cannot stress to you guys just how stupid it is that the Eagles keep running 12 personnel. Grant Calcaterra is a halfway decent receiving Tight End, but he might be the single worst blocker in the NFL, regardless of position. I'd trust Jake Elliott to block Vita Vea 1 on 1 before I'd trust Grant Calcaterra to block a small, coughing child.
>>151141668why? flips speak english and are cuter>>1511416781Q 2026
>discount double deck
>>151138542Niners are the only California team.
Drake Maye is better than Mac Jones
>>151141689>but he might be the single worst blocker in the NFL, regardless of position.can't be worse than saquon
I still can't believe the Rams lost that game
>>151141724Saquon looks like Walter Jones in comparison
>>151141715Where's Tua Tagovailoa?
>>151141715>ravens fans no longer get to interrupt the Allen Mahomes debate with their >black qb.
>>151141716Mac is tuff
>>151141668hi, kliff. is mariota better than daniels?
>>151141583>tummy pouchAre you a kangaroo?
>>151141716Of course, Drake has a higher ceiling and Mac had a higher floor. I think at this point, eye test, Drake is currently better than Mac. I wish the Pats had got Bourne but I am glad Diggs is showing up in the slot.
>>151141735>I like you and I want you. We can do this the easy way or the hard way
Travis Hunter is a gimmick. I don’t see how the fucking Jags can make best use of his skill set. I’d rather have 1 elite WR and 1 elite CB than a guy who is average on both ends.
>>151141766Don't they mostly use him at corner at just put him in as a receiver every now and then?
Just got an amazing deal on internet. 2 gigs down, 250 up, router/modem included, streambox included, peacock included, $70/monthThose streameast streams are gonna be fricken crystal clear
>>151141582You forgot snoodslop
>>151141727I canSame old SORRY ass rams
>>151141781That sounds like shit for 70 a month.
ion wan here none bout dem kangz if day loose. This shit be unfair n shit game shunt even count
>>151141766and the fact that they gave up 2 firsts, 1 second, and 1 fourth makes this a complete boondoggle
>>151141766It's the biggest meme in the NFL that never paid off because the Jasg suck and will never be relevant until they are relocated to Gaza.
I've awoken after frustratingly sleeping off my rammies loss last night. It's not good for my mental health to stay on here and glue myself to the anti Rams shitposting. I'm going to go into hiding until my rammies win again then I'll be back and pretend nothing happened :)
>>151141807I feel the same way about Snoodposting on /tv/
Imagine waking up on Friday morning 3-0 in the division
>>151141807
If it were up to me I'd make it a rule that instead of games going to overtime if the score were tied the crowd would vote who was the hottest player and that team would win but he'd also have to get naked and do a single lap of the field. Not in a gay way just a regular way
>>151141794Nope actually it's amazing
>>151141779>move up to draft a guy because he won the heismeme for being above average at playing 2 positions>only play him at 1 position sounds like the jags
>>151141766would he have been that much better on the Browns thoughhe'll get traded to a real team in 2-3 years anyway
>>151141589>>151141655Terrible effects. Hollywood doesn't even try anymore.
>>151141819>Not in a gay way
>>151141820I don't know where you live but that's really bad
>>151141815I still can't really believe the Lions shit the bed so hard in the playoffs back to back
>>151141766Outside of guys on the generational talent of Woodson, Revis, Deion, etc. What CB is worth 2 1sts? The position just doesn’t command that much of a spend. The Jags were retarded to take him how they did.
The Chargers are fucked. GG Chiefties
>>151141716Obviously, but it doesn't change the fact that Mac got screwed by the Patriots with a terrible roster and coaching. Imagine being a young QB and having Matt Patricia as your OC, because Bill Belichick will only tolerate working with ~5 people in the entire NFL.
American football is easily the most high IQ sport in terms of gameplay but the fans of it are by far the most idiotic. I don't get it.
>>151137968Ugly team. No fans. Soulless franchise.
>>151138856Herbert can run though so this is schizobabble>>151141882The fans are average. It’s not like other sports have quality discussions
>sofi to hold opening and closing ceremonies at the Olympics >SoFi will host all swimming events at the Olympics So they're going to put a 10 foot deep diving pool in Sofi? Fucking how?
>>151141714Quinyon is elite
>>151138285Fake country
There is nothing more cucked than sharing a stadium with another team in the same league
>>151141904Concrete where the football field is
>>151141904Above ground maybe?
>>151141815Charger fan here Feelsgoodman.jpgI already called the owl its gonna be 9ers v Bolts rematch the ghost of Seau takes us to the promised land edition
>>151141917nothing more cucked than being an NY fan in general
>>151141924Jew York raped my Sox with a pitcher from Boston yesterday
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand American football. The play design is extremely important, and without a solid grasp of theoretical officiating most of the rules will go over a typical viewer's head.
What did "the only New York football team" mean by this?
They should make a stadium on a huge hill. If you're a true fan you have to make the trek up the hill without a sherpa. Your reward is $2 beers.
>>151141401Anyone with a brain knew that Purdy was a systembaby.
>>151141934kek that namefag is in shambles
>>151141945And so is Mac Jones dumbfuck
>>151141952Did I say he wasn't? Retard
>>151141932like when my cum went over your mom's head and onto to your favorite living room sofa you nap on
>>151141910>n player of the week
>>151141934Based. Fuck the Yankees.
>>151141815>Lions when they face a red team in the playoffs
>>151141934Because Buffalo is closer to Canada
>Vikings again Sunday morning
>>151141934jets and giants are in new york
>>151137950I RUN THIS SHIT NIGGA
>>151141714>per targetUseful, but I think "per coverage snap" would be better. It would better recognize lockdown guys that don't even get targeted.
>>151141996Is gaygay back?
>>151141966*farts a cum bubble which pops directly into your mouth, nostrils and eyeballs*kek who looks like a homo now?
>>151142002Are Germans allowed to say this?
>>151140916>two best OL coaches in the leagueNot crazy at all
>>151142017I hope Stout lives forever
>>151142002I love Akhenaten St. Blue.
>>151142006No he is still benched
>>151142006No >>151141796
>>151142000They play in the Meadowlands but the Meadowlands are part of the greater New York City metropolitan area. It's only a few miles to the state line and it's like 10 minutes from the stadium to the George Washington Bridge with no traffic (lol). Not to mention it's five miles from Times Square.
Recycle>>151137957>>151137957>>151137957
>>151142038Meadowlands is closer to Times Sq. than Citi Field
>>151142045Good idea
>>151142002Did they ever fine him for this?
>>151142045Early
kek
>>151142002MLB broadcast would’ve bleeped this
>>151138331He's been playing injured faggot. recency bias is a sign of low iq>>151141401Yes and he deserved more
>>151141456That doesn't make any fucking sense. He was elite in two separate playoff runs. Has already won four playoff games
>>151141508He's better than an injured Purdy who can't plant and throw because of a toe injury, sure.
>>151141932>new zealand
>>151142038copealaska is close to russia
