Anon who said next thread was going to suck was proven right.
Norm was the Hub of media.
Fuck I was gonna make the next thread
/playoffsbound/
this thread reminds me of that awful tragedy
>>151141337great thread
>>151141367sorry bro :(
>>151141337Ohhh brother, this thread STINKS
>>151141367you snooze, you loose
/hoc/ has never had a bad thread. I trust that this one will be great
>>151141399hello there good vibes swede how are you? :)
>>151141387>>151141398I know. I’ll make the Friday night thread
>>151141394this is the newest gimmick i will be forcingi hope others will join me
>>151141415doing well, it's friday, I'm off work. how are you?
>>151141435doing well :)here is a picture of a turtle for you :)
>>151141346No, certainly not. We have 50/50 lotteries in Sweden too, but I'm pretty sure the other 50% goes to the team's youth sections. But we don't historically have the same charity system in Sweden. Those things should be paid by tax money.
>>151141438
>>151141435I still have a Friday left of waging :(
Is Gary planning any spooky Halloween theme nights this year?
Human Chatgpt is going to be playing for the Pwhl Vancouver ladies hockey club
>>151141455simply teleport forward in time.
>>151141438Cute :3
>>151141457Gary should get Jason to drop the puck at one of the Halloween games
Norm was the >laffs of media.
>>151141479my fraud radar is detecting you as a new york supporter
what's /hoc/s favorite spooky movie?t. wants to watch a spooky movie for halloween season
>>151141489The shining
>>151141489>spooky movieCan't because I'm a guy. I can recommend some tough hong kong action movies if you'd like.
FLY, FLYERS, FLY!ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY(FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT)FIGHT, FLYERS, FIGHTSCORE A GOAL NOW 1 - 2 - 3(1 - 2 - 3)HIT EM LOW!HIT EM HIGH!AND WATCH OUR FLYERS FLY!ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY!!F - L - Y - E - R - SFLYERS!!!!Fuck new york
WHITE LIGHTWHITE LIGHTWHITE LIGHTALCOHOL ALCOHOL ALCOHOL WHITE LIGHT
swedecucks are the somali refugees of /hoc/.
>>151141522shit gimmick even for /hoc/ standards
>laffs>rags
>>151141489Lmao I watch The Mist every year
Hope my Bruins don't disappoint me like the Red Sox
>>151141530What made you think "scoring" refers to points?
boston sports fans don't deserve happiness tbqhwyf
particularly egregious connections today
>>151141551They aren’t making playoffs until 2030 at earliest
>>151141547how is that funny? do better.
Made pita kebab
>>151141557No speakum somali, abdul
>>151141590What made you think playoff points count towards the regular season record?
>>151141601still no go, abdul
>>151141577yum Pekka. Post pics
>>151141611Kwab!
don't want camel soup, abdul
>>151141615I ate them :)
>>151141649good choice :)
Thunderstruck is probably the best song for hockey games there is
11 AM, UBS arena, Gate CFuck to your face
>backstops your $17m/yr forward
is this trb's newest gimmick?
How does /hoc/ take their coffee?
>>151141805Crisp
>>151141789He wants to relive that chilly easter evening
>>151141805Straight black
>>151141805yes
>>151141805Splash if milk and a scoop of creatine.
>>151141855Creatine coffee? You’re powerful. I’ve considered taking creatine but I’m scared of losing my hair
10,000 new refugees from planet retard coming to /hoc/ next week
>>151141892are they really refugees if they're returning home?
>>151141877Creatine causing hair loss is a meme
>>151141840Right answer
>>151141805Dark like my Marners
>>151141892I have dual citizenship
>>151141899/fit/ made me paranoid about it
ESPN wrote a handy dandy article for the casual fans that may have missed the summer's developments and what to look out for as the season starts! https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/46463897/nhl-2025-26-top-players-teams-contenders-stanley-cup-storylines-stats-records
>>151141892someone better create a guide so they’re aware of all of /hoc/‘s new developments over the summer
>>151141922>Muh storylinesI hate this shit.
>>151141911/fit/ is full of manlets that were destined to be on the norwood scale
>>151141557The Art Ross is the trophy for the scoring title
>>151141939but /fit/ told me that everyone there benches 3pl8 at <15% body fat
>>151141575based military time anon
Eissporthalle FrankfurtI'll be outside the Techem Löwen Lounge entrance at 21:00 sharpCOME FACE ME LIKE A MAN
>>151141770always takes me a few tries getting into USB arena
meet me at the IBS Arena because I'm on my third Nicolas Roy
>>151141994>Eissporthalle Frankfurt>I'll be outside the Techem Löwen Lounge entrance at 21:00 sharpFINE ILL BE THERE PUSSYILL BE ON THE U7 TO BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS
The Leafs are playing tonight :)
raped
>>151142025Toronto Röven
reminds me of that tragedy
>>151142014LETS GO FAGGOT I'M GONNA GO ANGRY ABDUL ALL OVER YOUR PUNK ASS
>>151141922Thry could just ask chatgpt. No need to read a espen article
the only hockey journalist worth following is sara civian, her posts and articles are always high IQ and relevant
>>151142075of course this illiterate fuck uses chatgpt kwab
Jyppies scaaar
Just watched the Johnny episode of Inside the NHL
>>151142113Is that your team Pekka?
Have one of you faglord buddies at every gate, pusy. I'll circle the building and heem them one by one.
Crosby doing Faceoff. His male partner consented.
>>151142188MacKinnon?
>>151142159Yeah, jyp and saipa
>>151142194No, mckinnon is just his hockey wife
>>151141522pretty shit and you're a weebfag
> Worst Subtraction: Pat Maroon
>>151142204you really think crosby is fucking some other nova scotian guy behind Mac’s back?
>>151142166are you going to the game saturday night?I'LL GIVE YOU SECONDS
>>151142330FUCK TO YOUILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU LIKE Düsseldorfer EG BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF lowen frankfurt
>>151142201Based
>>151142201Feels good that this team isn't shit anymore.
had a dream my flames beat the oilers :)
had a dream i asked:(
>>151142483You might be an oracle. I think the Flames will win the cup!
>>1511420251/3
>>151142408I was there on the not so chilly evening 3 weeks ago when wolfsburg grizzlies raped the absolute shit out of lowen frankfurt 9-1
>>1511425132/3
>>1511425263/3
Stop posting retard pictures.
>>151142513>>151142526>>151142538Is everything sideways in Sweden?
why did my phone pictures get tilted
never seen this jersey before. Maybe that's a good thing
>>15114256218+ website
>>151142558I haven't the faintest clue of what you're trying to say with those pictures. Stop fucking up my mail route.
>>151142578IT SAYS FAGFAG = FUNNY
We're getting close to hockey frens. What's everyone buying for Gary this year? I got him some new socks :3
>>15114256830+ general
Fag = swedecuck
>>151142568You remembered that sleeve? There's no way
Thank you jets
>>151142600:(
>>151142513>>151142526>>151142538Based I hope you had fun! :)
>>151142600sad but true
>>151142558I dunno. The same thing happens to me when I post pics from my iPhone
The Birch Leafs will continue to lead Allsvenskan until around Christmas where we'll drop off, barely clinch a playoff spot, and exit in the quarters.
>>151142558>>151142661EXIF orientation
>>151142596/hoc/ is truly a gathering of boomers
> Laffs> Dummy on 1st line> kwab> even on planet retard
Hey lets cool it with the vile comments
>>151142680
>>151142680ville husso
>>151142671Thanks Pekka
>>151142693I miss Torts
How did I miss the retarded k’andre miller trade. How was that a good. I’ve for Randy
>>151142713Brady skjei was also a big and fast but soft and occasionally retarded left shot D from minnesota on the rangers, and he did really well for randy
>>151142709What’s he doing these days? I know he’s part of the American Olympic team
>>151142709
new to hockey and is it just me or hockey players kind of autistic compared to other athletes?not hating, just observing
>>151142754 life reflects back what we are on the inside
>>151142754They are. Hockey requires a lot of early specialization and requires autistic practicing
>>151142754>>151142793
Are hockey fans autistic too?
>>151142814yes
>>151142814Even more so
>>151142498me too :)
Pekkas of /hoc/: Will a sauna cure my cold?
I have something called Asperger's
>>151142899Wouldn't suggest going to a sauna if you're actually sick.
>>151142814Yes and I for one am glad to see accommodations incorporated into modern rink designs
>>151142901welcome /home'
>>151142916thanks anon
>>151142908Then I won’t. Thanks
>>151142901i'm pretty sure aspergers is literally not even a real thing anymore and even when it was it just boiled down to "autism but I don't want to be called autistic"
What is your boldest prediction for this season?
>>151142941Wolfie recording 76 wins
>>151142941kitties miss the ploffs
>>151142941Florida will be a first round exit Carolina will make the finals
THE Calgary FLAMES
>>151142964R U L EULE
>>151142964GREAT post! :)
>>151142964I think the Flames should win the cup
>>151142936i mean there's always been a big difference between "autistic but your child is nonverbal and will probably ruin your life" and "autistic but your child can become the third line center for the detroit red wings"
>>151142989my child plays goalie in two sports he inherited it from me
>>151142989Is getting more autistic part of the Yzerplan?
>>151142964Takagi :)
>>151142814No, they show human emotion like at the end of this clip
>>151143003Hockey and lacrosse?
>>151143055yup
>>151143064Your son is gonna be a chad one day :)
>>151143108he already is
our Sennies really shit the bed last night didn't they :0
>>151143034autistic meltdowns are a thing
>>151143064field or box?
>>151143163field. but he did play box for two seasons in Junior High
>>151143185nice!
>>151143185Your son's dad sounds like a chad
>tfw family is made at me because i slept with my brother in law's wife
>>151143297uncle daddy
>>151143297that's on you, friend. try to repair the situation as best you can.
>>151143154They reeee, they don’t show shock or despair
>>151143297Your sister?
>>151143297No one truly understands loss and a sister girlfriend, it's the greatest loss you can experience in life
My penguins ):
>>151143495what's your favorite kind of penguin? mine is adelies bc they're sassy
>>151143495bro seriouslyi am not ready for another season of michkov broflyers dynasty coming up
>>151143524 go back to hempfield twnship
small indie movie theater down the street only shows horrorslop anymore instead of the artsy foreign films that i, an intellectual, would like to watch
>>151143611Dwayne's new movie about that MMA dude looks legit
>>151143604That's just wrong.
>>151143611Keep on supporting that business. My local arts theatre shut down to become space for a charter school
>>151143611the indie movie theater near me is famous for a scene from the blob :)
>>151143650shout out phoenixville do you know my bro dan I went to college with him
nic roy meme is growing on me. whoever is behind is so blatantly retarded that it wraps around to being funny
>>151143699thanks anon :))))
>>151143664yeah i fucked him
win or lose love me my flames :)
>>151143768But you’re both boys
Hockey needs more trash talkers
Is it October yet?
>>151143785now this is a good post
lol
Sebastian Aho cleared waivers
>>151143828Yup
>>151143927how is he still in the NHL
>>151143828Retard
>>151143927He should just play so my penguins can tank
Flames
>>151144014Suck
Calgary
>>151143885>F*CK MEbossy...
>>151144014>Massive fire breaks out at the largest oil-producing facility on the West Coast, near Los Angeles flames mentioned oilers mentioned
>>151143885Chief, laffs will be glad to fuck you. They've been fucking coaches for decades.
washed my sheets bro's
>>151144064Did the Flames win?
>>151144132Unlike our bud
>>151144139Yes
>>151144132Congrats! Now that it’s the first of the month I need to wash my sheets and towels as well
>>151142025
>>151144281Seethe :) SHL next year!
*holds up boomer kryptonite*
>>151144132>>151144220I just got a duvet, this winter is going to be warm and comfy
>>151144358what color
>>151144358I got duvet mixed up with bidet
real woman hours
>>151144307>Björklöven gets promoted>Luleå gets relegated
>>151144386I'm done with this issue of our girlie mag
>>151144411Mirin’ those bicep/triceps
>>151144415you think he's cute? he knows he's sexy
>>151144388I expect Bulan to resign early in the imminent future (it's his last season anyway) and things will pick up. And we get our boy back in November. Mit der angriff Shinnimins wird alles in ordnung kommen.
>>151144383Craig Rivet
>>151144445>not even a year ago, Luleå fans stood outside the locker room wanting to beat up Shinnimin and the supporter chairman was swinging at him on XI guess time (and a championship) heal all wounds.
>anon gets forced in to rehab>mitch spam, raped bitch spam, trb spam, chilly easter spam, bud1 spam all literally stop overnight>people actually discussing hockey>people actually having fun banter againThis is some real apocalypse now shit. It's unbelievable how much one drunk loser was ruining these threads, literally spamming them all day long.
>>151144499Yeah well you're bragging about some former KHL player, Lindholm can fuck off to Donbass for my 1440p drone footage entertainment for all I care. Russian fag!
marner keeps showing up in my duvet
>>151144536we call those Nicolas Roys now
>>151144560That's a load of marner.
>>151144567cope tranny
>The lawsuit says Mitchell escorted her from the pub while she was wearing only one shoe and took her back to his home, where he allegedly “engaged in unprotected sexual activity” with the woman without “express or implied” consent.Bros dont tell me big stick willy actually raped this girl
>>151144520Linus Omark has more games in the KHL than in Luleå.
>>151144536That’s why you gotta sleep in your boxers
>>151144586Lindholm played for Kazan in...2022.
>>151144536You need a bidet so it doesn't end up on the duvet
>>151144597So? He didn't play after the invasion and he took money from them in form of salary. Better than Linköping and Färjestad that PAID KHL teams to get players during 2022.
copey white courtesy phone, copey white courtesy phone for a message
>>151144664Sure it's "better" but pretty strange judgement to play for a team of a hostile state that was at the same time amassing troops for an invasion. But that's a topic for another day. There's blame everywhere, Pär Lindholm gets no respect from me regardless.
Tonight if you numales need something to watch
>>151144738>Pär Lindholm gets no respect from me regardless.And I'm sure he's losing sleep over that.
>>151144750He's playing in the mullett arena
>>151144750I’ll be finished studying by then so sure
man I can't wait 'til Putin takes over you cucks and straightens you out
>>151144755He should be. Him and his bitch wife and kids and their ugly house built from KHL blood money.
What’s playing on /hoc/ fm this Friday?
What jersey size should I buy? I'm tall but lanklet, usually wear XL euro size.
Got a pay raiseI'm Jarome Arthur Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginlaing at life :)
>>151144951Congrats fren! Are you going to do anything to celebrate?
>>151144584>while she was wearing only one shoefootfags get the rope
>>151144957Thanks anon,I'm invited to a frens hours tonight, ill treat that as my celebration :)
>>151144972Have fun!
>>151144951Congrats!
what do finns eat?
>>151145097reindeer and sauna rocks
>>151145097reindeer and baltic children
>>151145097reindeer
>>151145097Knäckebröd and vodka.
Got the most presently aromatic pre marners emerging.
>>151145141(((unleavened bread)))
How do hockey players run so fast on the ice? I always slip and fall
1PM THIS SATURDAYUBS ARENAGATE CYOUR ASS = GRASSFUCK TO YOUR MOTHER
Diddy got 50 months
>>151145253
>FlyersBe honest with me /hoc/ what am I in for this year?
Oetter has a new mask
>>151145319lose in the scf innit
>>151145319Former Flyer Morgan Frost 40 goal season for the Flames :)
>>151145419allah bless the flames, all swedes and flamiacsthey are all children of muhammedpeace be upon all calgary
>>151145353He’s growing stronger
>>151145319tanking by xmas
>>151143805gloryholes know no gender
>>151145353
Why are flamestards larping as Muslims
do they put fapping material in the penalty box? like a sports illustrated swimsuit issue?
>>151145557They're Flameschads
>>151145583Only in Edmonton and only from McDavid's approved list
> "...the latest on Roslovic's situation on OverDrive on TSN 1050. LeBrun said the Oilers' offer "didn't interest him.">"McBust is gone and I'm not moving to that shitehole."
g...go...bruins
>GO FL-
/afl/ rules /hoc/
>>151145662Flameschads are known for taking great care of the environment
>>151145678We played afl in gym class was pretty fun
>the Department of Panther Safety has fined A.J.Greer $2k, the maximum allowable under the Can't Be Arsed, for failing to end Brandon Hagel's season
farts are absolutely noxious today boys
>>151145609fake but only because he's a serb from ohio
>>151145773>Ahh ahh reffie reffie help me, look look he high sticked me! Penalty! PENALTY!>Gets punched Should be a $2k bonus honestly.
>>151141353>>151144504which is it /hoc/?
>>151146162id dona rehab stint if it meant no rapey ever again
>>151144504has he also been trb this entire time? what the fuck
>>151146162The thesis and antithesis
>>151143611a couple years back some girl wanted to see a holocaust movie on the first date but i convinced her to see puss in boots 2 instead. was a massive success i got head + movie was kino + i don't care much for jews anyways.
>>151146224You’re a fucking Chad
Craving pidser for dinner even though I have food in the fridge
Waging is over :DDDDDD
i am huuuuman and need to be loooovedjust like everybody else does
>>151146192Can they rehab queers queering off all day?
>>151146293Congrats, week end time :)
Some work fussbudget called me after waging hours and interrupted my valuable shitposting time.
>macewan got heem'd so hard they traded him to the devilsKWAB
>>151146379A what now
>>151146350Hurray \(^o^)/
>>151146293W. unfortunately its still preseason this weekend
I'm liking wholesome /hoc/, some of the people here in the summer were unfenly
>>151146440If you babyspeak like a retard, it's gonna go back the way it was this summer
Business idea: Chop of Barkov’s leg and replace it with a robot leg with a skate attachment
>>151146440CANADA IS ALWAYS FRIENDALSO SOMETIMES SISTERS CAN BE MORE THAN JUST FRIENDS
Pork roast is almost ready, bros.
It's the last weekend before hockey starts
>>151146480yum
>>151146473Babyspeak is not a recognized language on Planet Retard
dear canadian motheryear 32.......still no cup in sight
>>151146485we're so close I can almost hear the hockey
>>151146478fren spotted
>>151146440/hoc/ is for frens
>>151146338At least she has a real name, you can't just call people "Shjon"
>>151146497I can smell the hockey already
>>151146492but it is part of the university entrance exams
goo goo gaa gaa I go marner now
other thread is never gonna die is it
>>151146560me on the right
>>151146477A weapon to surpass metal gear?
>>151146582For the 2026-2027 season Gary plans on taking a snapshot of Crosby's brain and uploading it into a hockey robot
>>151146618why would he make a robot live with autism?
>>151146642Gary doesn't want a Russian holding the all time goal record for long
East coast accent is cool got the harrrrdgot the abooot got the toime
>>151146313raped bitch
>>151146313I doubt it, queers gon queer off.
Is the Penguins pre-show always the radio guys or just during pre-season?
>>151146714raped bitch
Gary must be quite perturbed at the fact that nobody is watching his preseason goyslop
>>151146714So medical science can't cure these queers?
>>151146768raped bitch
>>151146759nobody watches preseason. if they held games in neutral locations people might go
LOOK IN MAHHHHHH EYES WHAT DO YOU SEE
>>151146768I'm afraid not. This strain of queer is irredeemable.
>>151146791devils-rangers yesterday would have been bad enough to kill off a prospective market
>>151146759I don't think I've ever watched a full preseason game in my life
>>151146802bud1 on an easter eve
>>151146802CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK
>>151146733Pretty sure Pierre Mcguire is doing pre and post game during the regular season.
>>151146733>>151146856Seems the whole game is using just the radio announcers for the broadcast.Is this normal for pre-show?
>>151146878Idk maybe they are having technical problems
>rags
Just the mere thought of the Buffalo Sabres makes me never want to watch hockey again.
Dillon Dube and Carter Hart spoke to a youth team in their locker room recently
my sister is keeping the signed crosby jersey after our breakup :(
>>151146813I bet Arizona got a bunch of these in the 90s before they moved the Jets down there
>We got a good goal
>>151146970
let's get retarded in here
>laffs
>>151146970>sister>breakup
>>151146988He was going down before the contact, should be no goal for GI
you may not post here if you're team didn't win the preseason
I can't see the puck
You guys ever think that you’re supposed to like girls because society wants you to? Also I’m thinking my bruins are gonna have a great season this year, I can feel it.
I can see the puck
>>151147025They're nice to look at but they can be vile creatures.
>>151147012Not that retarded, please...
>>151147040Just like my islanders
>>151147022your nucks beat my flames!
>>151147023>>151147039I have the ability to see the puck but I don't always see it when I'm supposed to.
Fellas is it gay to collect sports cards? You’re literally collecting pictures of other men.
>>151147062>)>you may not post here if you're team didn't win the preseason>>>> Anonymous 10/03/25(Fri)19:34:39 No.151147023▶>>151147057>File: 1750654392459769.jpg (44 KB, 716x780)>I can't see the puckyou collect moneyit has men on ittherefore you are faggot
>>151147050Heh, "beat" is an understatement pal.
>>151147080Canadian money has a woman on it, we win again
>>151147080> Anonymous 10/03/25(Fri)19:34:39 No.151147023▶>File: 1750654392459769.jpg (44 KB, 716x780)
>>151147080What the fuck is going on with this post
>>151147093Lizzy gonna get replaced by the guy with the ears :(At least terry fox is gonna be on the fiver :)
>>151147110Terry Fox is a loser and I don't support losers
New meta: copy past half the page when you reply
>>151147122His goal was to raise 1 million dollars Butt instead he raised 1 billion
Ovechkin broke the record against the islanders
>>151147080Anon did you have a seizure?
>>151147158>didn't make it across the country>people still die of cancerTerry Fox is a loser
>butt instead
>>151147080
Copy+paste the below message for /hoc/ - GB:Did you guys see the deals on the NHL shop today? 25% Off Savings or 30% Off Orders Over $75!
>>151147192i'd buy one if it were koho or ccm
acies starting soon then knights after :)
>>151147163Based oven chicken
cracked open a couple of six packs for tonights games
No one makes pumpkin beer anymore we need to bring back wokeness
>>151147265Dayum enjoy bud :)
is the pitts/buff commentator AI generated? wtf is this shit? its like some automated comments just mindlessly talking in monotone voice.
Banner number 8 has been raised
>>151147265Bi-sexual IPA
>>151147323Using the radio broadcast>https://x.com/penguinslive/status/1974243252464144693
>>151147265Meal & dessert
>>151147388Only 1 dipping cup for 32 bread bites?
>>151147388somebody is going to be having punishing marners later tonight
>>151147388Copey really will stop at nothing to make marner visible
>>151147415I'm pretty sure it comes with it's own marinara sauce
Shut the FUCK up
>>151147323The commentary here went down hill when Mike Lange retired
We're in Belarus's golden generation right now
scott morrow got sended to the ahl, canes won the trade
>>151147497Rick Dhaliwal said that Nikita Tolopilo is the Canucks goalie of the future.
>>151147497they beat sweden 20+ years ago how long does their golden generation last?
nig nig niggity nig
>>151147552And there it is
>>151147552nice
>>151145319Weeping when you see how good Farter Shart is
>off to the feminine-cum chamber
>>151146338Why do they wear the masks
>>151147588So that men focus on the game and not their beauty.
>>151145319>>151147552
>>151147039You’re deluding yourself that a puck is there
>>151147586>the next oiler captain to hoist the cup and mcdavid
>>151147163>no 50 in 50Not elite
>>151147613My therapist told me I do that sometimes
what I'm saying Neo when you're ready you won't need to see the puck
>>151147641I am the one - I just wait for a stick to swing and a red lamp to light and a horn to blare then I do my ritual
We play tonight
>not playing tonight>hasn't played a single game in the preseasondoes this nigga have sickle cell or something?
Allah Bless Every FlamiacWe know our duas for a cup will be answeredMuhammed brought the flame of islam to calgaryIn calgary and allah we trust
WHo has replaced Marner? Who wil pass the puck ?
>>151147775me
>female commentator
>>151147775Reminds me of 2013 when ESPN tried to discuss hockey>who should handle puck on blackhawks powerplay?
Flamesposters were already the worst people in /hoc/ but this faggot Flamesfag pretending to be Muslim or whatever the fuck is awful. Literally the worst gimmick I've ever seen here and that's saying a lot.You're American, shut the fuck up.
>>151147866We have Muslims and I guess we might have Flames fans but I don't think there's going to be a lot of overlap there, no
>>151147866what's it like being the most worked man of all time
>>151147866I hope you know , this means Jihad
Flameschads are shiite true believers inshallah
>>151148005Insha’allah flames will win the Stanley cup
Cant believe Willie Mitchell raped a girl wearing one shoe
QUICK: Gary time about to start in Pittsburgh against the Sabres.
hellebuyck in postseason form already
>>151148108You all missed some Crosby kino.
>>151148108>>151148142It’s pre season numale
>>151148153well there isnt much else on now is there
Based Crosby in OT
Going to the home opener on Thursday is that retard who the islanders drafted first overall going to make the team?
the home opener is absolutely the worst game of the season to go to 20 minutes pregame ceremony just so they can introduce the teams equipment golems and zamboni drivers
>>151148215I’ve gone to the last 4 they’ve been ok.
Why is /hoc/ so jealous of the Flames?
>>151148215Lmao just go take a marner when they are doing this
>>151148239I just wish my team had as many passionate fans as the flames do here on /hoc/.
finally watching that Ted Lasso it's funny because in England they call it football but in America we call it soccer
>>147544773>kaprishit 17m aavyou idiots better be getting your apology forms ready
>>151147110They should put Anne of Green Gables on one of the monies
nuckies game about to start
>>151148305I started watching 30 Rock. It's actually hilarious.
>>151148305ted lasso wouldn't crack it as a high school football coach let alone whatever he was before he coached divegrass
>>151148305Actually thought it was better than Shoresy, which I can only really remember for the hot native girls. But Club de Cuervos clears both
>>151148305Thry also call sports uniforms kits over there
>>151148342Tina rules >>151148345I genuinely like it
>>151148345They are called squaws
>>151148352they also pronounce derby as "darby" somehow
>>151148341Should be a good one. Time to show McDavid whose boss.
season 1-3 curbseason 1-5 always sunny
>>151148418Season 109 NHL
MCDAVID should sign with the Blue Jackets
>>151148437extremely nice
>regular season hasn't even started yet and the Panthers already acting like a bunch of dumb meathead thugs
>>151148437Season 75 was comfy
>>151148456Senators too
>>151148437Season 2 PWHL :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gztJxEL610
>>151148418Both of those shows were good into their 10th season
holy shit petey is baldsweden has to be the baldest nation
oh hi Elizabeth Irving!
>>151148475nice post
>switch from aces to knights>losing by 1 to the sharkswtf
>>151148469oh without question Frank Reynolds has left me in tears
>>151148538Being frank and Frank's brother are both really underrated episodes
We are so back nucks bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwDXmS3jXUEIt's up
>>151148641Thanks. What copypastas are we spamming?
>>151148641how is a 17 year old old enough to be in university?
>>151148668Late birthday
>>151148668he skipped a grade since he's so smart
>>151148660
Frank Reynolds and Charlie's roommate legacy is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life and if disagree you can catch these hands
>>151148629add the liberty bell one too and yea
>>151148312It's going to be funny when Necas is paid more than Rantanen
GODerimäki :)
>>151148442he's heading to the sunbelt
>>151148788Almost but Dennis and Mac is funnier IMO The best episode in the most recent season hits on it well
>>151147586mcdavid looks distraught
>>151148885their descent into gayness is legit 10/10
>>151148232based
>>151148275I don't want to take a marner in an arena
>>151147388enjoy your feast :)
we don't call those that here now
I have the next one ready if you finish this
>>151147025swayman destroyed the team because of lack of gay sex
>>151148986Ok
>>151148996new
