>Lap:#8135>Countdown to Singerpore GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>151139757>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481641>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:207>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:218 (217 starts)>2025 WDC StandingsPIA: 324 (+0)NOR: 299 (+6)VER: 255 (+25)RUS: 212 (+18)LEC: 165 (+2)>2025 WCC StandingsMcLaren Mercedes: 623 (+6)Mercedes: 290 (+30)Ferrari: 286 (+6)Red Bull RBPT: 272 (+33)Williams Mercedes: 101 (+15)>2025 WEC StandingsNOR: 1022.35 (+86.16)VEG: 1004.58 (+53.29)TSU: 944.1 (+23.53)>News:FP2: Oscar Piastri (1:30.714), Isack Hadjar (+0.132), Max Verstappen (+0.143)FP1: Fernando Alonso (1:31.116), Charles Leclerc (+0.150), Max Verstappen (+0.276)Piastri tops FP2 in Singapore amid two red flagsNorris ‘missing feelings I had last year’ in SingaporeHorner 'ringing up pretty much every team owner'Ferrari fined for Charles Leclerc pitlane clash with Lando Norris at F1 Singapore GPJamie Chadwick urges tougher penalties after "super clumsy" Charles Leclerc-Lando Norris clashMax Verstappen admits Red Bull ‘definitely need a bit more pace’ to fight for F1 Singapore GP poleAlex Dunne hailed as ‘like a Red Bull driver’ as Helmut Marko confirms talksNatalie Pinkham reveals how Bernie Ecclestone blocked publication of upskirt photoHadjar on Hamilton: "He never won a title [by racing dirty]. He always won mano-a-mano."
Alonso pole
(reposting once per thread)Good evening, my fellow racists.I’m the anon that ripped and upscaled those F1 Reviews back at the end of 2023, if people even remember that.During the last couple years I thought about bringing back the AngelThump stream, at least in some shape or form (side note: I’m not the anon that ran the original stream, which he took down at some point). I had some time (and autism) to spare so I finally decided to set one up and have it run 24/7 (at least in theory):https://angelthump.com/gimihttps://angelthump.com/gimihttps://angelthump.com/gimiWhat you can expect:>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (with the possibility of adding more reviews and additional F1 video content in the future, I’m taking suggestions)>possibility of racing-related movie nights (films like Rush, Days Of Thunder etc.) if people are interested>the stream going down randomly and not coming back online for prolonged periods of timeWhat you should NOT expect:>live streams of race weekends (too much of a headache), just use some of the other countless streams availableWhen you open the stream, give it a bit to get past the initial buffering. AngelThump is not Twitch or YouTube and it's ran by like one guy.Feedback (how well the stream plays for you, suggestions, etc.) is greatly appreciated.
>>151143157thats so funny
Thread theme song (the singer is Alonso)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs6Y4kZ8qtw
>>151143204name a sport where the GOAT is not black
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ty5_jZ65x4>Only Honda.to last race this year Lol
>>151143184thank you anon>>151143204how could a shoe maker?
>>151143223formula 1
>>151143252he said sport
i hate bait thumbnails from this faggot
>>151143259chess?
>>151143156>Jamie Chadwick urges tougher penalties after "super clumsy" Charles Leclerc-Lando Norris clashfucking english broadcast, never on the right side of history
>>151143270the correct answer is poetry
F1 drivers if they were made from poop:Crap VerfartenDookie PoonodaCacalos StainsAlexsharter AldungShart LeSquirtLewis HamiltonPlop NuggetsStinky FartonelliEstefart OclogOlifart BearshitDoo-doo HulkexcrementLando NorrisOsfart PoostriIscrap ShitjarLiass LawlogsFartando CacalonsoLogs StoolPooair FartlySharto CrappapantoCrap Poohan
>>151143264that's all your own fault
>>151143293yeah i made them, sorry
>>151143290picrel but adding Lando makes it not racist enough
>gender bender
Using F1 to cope
who is the most obvious beard in the paddock?
>>151143223Darts, every snow related sport,
>>151143223possibly swimming
>>151143264
>>151143223/cric//hoc/
>this lando hate is unfound-
>>151143156>Natalie Pinkham reveals how Bernie Ecclestone blocked publication of upskirt photoFucking old cunt, I need Pinky's pantsu right NOW!
>>151143223baseballgridiron football
he didn't answer my dmwhat are some races for this feeling
>>151143452i dont hate him enough
for the right price demonicalli would allow you to pornograph all the f1 academy drivers but don't even think about lewding them for free
>>151143229>only hot lapmax being max
who is the driver with the least micro plastics in the balls and in the brain?
>>151143542Bianchi
What did I miss I fell asleep forgot there was FP why were there two red flags
>>151143223hamilton is brown though, i mean just looj at him
>>151143494we're here for you, how can we help
>>151143578> Jorge binned it> Slowson super binned it> Ferrari got away with paying 30 minutes worth of hat sales with an unsafe release
>>151143542alonso
>>151143223hockeysnookerchesscyclinggolf is arguablebaseball
For me, it's Scuderia Ferrari HP.
>>151143647>unsafe releasebased release* since it was into the side of an e*glish driver and damaged his car
>max has been fairly conservative with his practice laps, and then gone on to set podium or pole position qualifying laps>so far has had two top three lap times in practice at Singapore>third practice will likely be more of the same Now we wait for qualifying to see if he's trying hard and that's the best he can do, or if he's just doing well.
>>151143695for me it's HP sauce
>>151143730How many world championships have they won?
>>151143623whats that face?>>151143691jon rahm is mexican, that count as black
>>151143738I'm certain are nige had some on his bacon sarnies, so his counts
>>151143623>when you try not to look akward when mom wants to take a picture
>>151143156>"Hadjar on Hamilton:" she never won a title [by racing dirty]. He always won mano-a-mano."Every title Hamilton ever won has a massive asterisk next to it.
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>151143758>shedoes Hadjar know something
>>151143751actually brown sauce won 7 titles in the 2000s
>>151143775Yeah not the biggest fan of Crymilton or should I say Crimemilton
>>151143223Every winter sport. Though you wouldn't know anything about that, Mehmet.
Lando on Max:>He never goes to 101%, but he will always be at 100%, and when he has a bad day he is at 99%.>And it is hard to beat someone who was born into an F1 seat. If I could go back and choose how to be a better driver, I would also have a mum and dad who were racing drivers, start when you are a baby in the paddock, start karting at whatever age he did and do more testing than everyone else.>I would be a better driver now if I did all of those things. So people have to catch up because he was made to be in the position he is now, but he is also making the most of that and that is why he has four world championships.
>this used to be just yellow flagswe need to go back
>>151143866The red flagged it after Senna cried
>>151143796That'll be his next trick to try and get attention now that "black and British" isn't rigging championships for him anymore."first black trans gay retard f1 driver with a dead dog and downsy brother that also drives race cars" will surely get him more money and attention.
>>151143866the race would have actually finished if senna didnt have a melty in his car
>>151143452>Lando hate is so forcedAny retard that says this or a variation does not pay any attention to the shit Lando says what so ever and are choosing to be ignorant
Globohomos don't even bother arguing anymore because it takes too much effort. Instead of explaining why kwabmilton is legit they just TELL you he's is the best and cleanest and le goat and that's that. They present you the narrative and of course that's what you'll be going with because you're already pozzed in the head and if you disagree the algorithm is going to shadowban you anyway.
>>151143866they can't go back, they can't risk the mental health of zoomers, 0 gen and trannies/femoidsso bold of Liberty Media and FIA
wait a minutethere's something not right about "max's" childno...nonono
>>151143156>out of my way shitter
>>151143866
If muh spray is the only issue these days somehow from wet racing, why the fuck are they not using augmented reality visors to feed the drivers some kind of visual data that penetrates water spray? Have a radome or something on the front of the car?
>>151143981the real solution is just doing sim racing, dumbassbasically no risk at all
>>151143941So that's why he is fast once again all of the sudden
>>151143223Most of them
>>151143156I swear Ferrari are the biggest retards in the universe. how does that even happen
>>151143156It's up.https://youtu.be/sJbDMI7xjWE?si=sdVYUT1jJTUDLUwR
>>151143223all of them
>>151143981better yet, thermal vision
>>151143156
>>151144056he is soooo disingenuous
>>151144056>5 minutes agoGo to bed, Peter.
>>151143623She must be really tiny if hadjar is almost a head taller
>>151144093HAMILTON, TAKE COVER, NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151144108He lives in Spain though
>>151144056In twenty oh four...
>>151143452You don't hate Norizz enough
>>151144207And he's ancient, practically fossilized. Bed time is before sunset for those people
>>151143184hell yeahstream looks and runs well btw
I wouldn't care if the people that got rid of grid girls all died of natural causes today
>>151144093Biz idea: create a streak system like CoD where drivers can unlock things like a few hp more for some minutes, thermal vision or a drone strike, based on overtakes, positions lost, teammates h2h, and points in the championship.
>>151143184Do not click it's cage anon goonin himself to exhaustion. I repeat do not click on it
>>151144262You didnt have to sell it to me
Quick question: how many Sunday podiums did Lewis get this year so far?
>>151144303
>>151144303 Quick question: how many Saturday podiums did Leclerc get this year so far?
gimi
>>151144303surely a couple at least. his teammate has 5
>>151144303Nada
>>151144303You're just jealous that Hamilton broke another record.
>>151144384And how many did Hu(Umlaut)lkenberg get?
>>151144250Stop it with antisemitic remarks
>>151144250this but unnatural, extremely violent and drawn out for maximum pain and suffering
>>151144250yes
>>151144448Those are bit sad butts
>>151144459the outfit is not flattering, they are very nice happy butts
>>151144459burger propaganda has brainwashed you into thinking that, to be attractive, the average woman needs a sheboon tier BBL
>>151144393kek
>>151144459The butts you requested, sir.
maxnandochuckthis will be your podium for Singapore
>>151144503I have better butt than those
MaxAlonsoNico
>>151144559The Lardass of Lapland
>>151144559
>>151144559LONDONONDON
>>151144559Prove itPost your ass right now!
>>151143452>Lando is already coping about his impending championship lossHe's only got four less years of driving experience than max, and max only started actually competing in Karting one year earlier than Lando. Max only has four years over Lando in f1, yet has nearly sixty more wins than Lando.The real difference is that max had jos for a dad, and is actually good at racing.
>>151144503>>151144550Why do people immediately jump to the conclusion people want this kind of lardassery instead
>>151144579No, my butt is firm from exercise >>151144601Are you gay? Do you have alternative motive to see it?
>>151144559I also have a better and more developed set of glutes and legs than those couch potatoes from extensive running, cycling, and squatting
>>151144625never beating the stereotype
>>151144559Hi Valtteri
>>151144605Imagine being a random kid who had to borrow the local track's kart. And only have the local mechanic called 'Baz' poorly explaining racing lines and 'just give it a go son'.Whereas your opponent rocks up with a film crew, a trackside mechanics team, and your famous F1 driver dad coaching you.
>>151144630Aren't Jamaicans also supposed to be good at running?
>>151144608Because those butts are totally fine?
say his name
>>151144624There are no gay people in Slovakia, we even have it in our constitution So now POST YOUR ASS so we can see if it's truly better
>>151144559PLEASE be viveca
>>151144655*gulp gulp gulp*
>>151144655>gets cucked by Schumi>gets revenge by dropping a stone on a slope in france
Lando wins the championship
Had a Norris P1 and Piastri P2 nightmare
>>151144398Uno
>>151144642>"boo hoo hoo, the only reason I'm not as good is because max had an unsuccessful f1 driver father!" Fuck off, Lando. >>151144649He's not actually Jamaican.
>>151144732how rude of you
>>151144303>>151144384>>151144398>>151144725Considering that uno is more than nada, I argue we can safely say that Hu(Umlaut)lkenberg is a better driver than Hamilton.
>>151144747but maybe "kick" was better than the ferrari and thats why he has more podium(s)we just dont know
honestly, hamil is only 40 points behind charles, i was expecting a bigger gap
>>151144802That's just a scoring bias because of their position within the field, it's like comparing NARB and Latifi being only a 3 point gap.All in all his performance is pretty much what I think people who didn't like him were expecting, decent but also clearly obvious that he was never some superhuman talent like all the dicksucking media portrayed him to be.
>>151144802lando is the one with the big gap
>martin brundle and his teammate... blundell
KWAB
>>151144981can't wait for the hilarious japanese accent jokes at Suzuka
Schumi is BRAT
Straw is FAT
>>151144448I don't care for ass, face is supreme.Why is Nurburgring the most blueballs F1 event on Earth? The world's greatest track is just over there to the left, but you are forced to make that gay right turn instead.https://sportscar365.com/other-series/n24/verstappens-2026-n24-participation-will-depend-on-a-lot-of-things/
>>151144655Crazy how he missed out on a potential mclaren drive after he triggered Ron Dennis' autism with a single comment
>>151145070Yes very interesting, however what's much more interesting is this banger about him (it's a virallinen musiikkivideo!)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIxjA53ZIfA
MOVE BITCHGET OUT THE WAYGET OUT THE WAY BITCHGET OUT THE WAY
>>151145123This is how you should always treat shitters with a victim complex
>>151145123this was a bitch testAMX would fucking crash and kill sharl on the spot
>>151145057I really think it would suck to actually watch, so much of the track is impossible to overtake on.It's also so long that you'd only get 15 laps.The one benefit might be that the track is so long you wouldn't need a safety car to clear a crash because you could just clear it up by the time they came around again lmao.
>>151145123Lando loves it when guys ram him hard against the wall.
i think this x video is funny https://x.com/Ogrorroncho/status/1973693735507750968
>>151145123Bitch isn't an insult though (absolute banger, might even cure Michael Schumachers headache)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZVMopW_jUo
>>151145265i regret clicking that link
>>151145284>that flagproof that it woke up Schumi! welcome back
>>151143156Forgot thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wziFN6dlE5Y
>>151145264what the fuckis this auto dubbed like youtube or what
>>151145317 we already have one >>151143195you can't have two themes, I will die on this damon hill
>>151144605You don't seethe at the rich kid, you destroy them and then act like it wasnt difficult while their dad bans them from xbox for a year for being shit. Though in this instance, Lando is also the rich kid.
>>151145327i dont know, but i think is funny, thats why i shared with you guys
>>151145333thread playlistnobody has to die today
>>151145123
why didnt lekek get a penal though
>>151145378
>>151145420Wasn't his fault.
>>151145420jorge alo from a few races back wasnt a penal, and it was worse
>>151145435>>151145440okay
>>151145420Ferrari international assistence
>>151145420they ran out of penalty points after giving them all to Max the last couple of years
>>151145420They both CAME out at the same time and it's on Landork to press the brake pedal anyway.
>>151143315wait a minute, are you suggesting that lando is homosexual?
>>151145420Because fuck McLaren
>>151145055see pic >>151143184>>151145123based lechuck
>>151145355Lando is also the one shitting the bed, despite his uncle buying him a xim and lagswitch.
what's the optimal alonso build
>>151143156>My neighbors gonna look at me being old and alone until i dieI got a house of my own but i dont want to get Married and i never will.
>>151145659Is this Crusader Kings?Tactics: 8Diplomacy: 1 or 2Healing: 8 or 9Survival: 10Scouting: 3Leadership: 7
>>151145659diplomacy 0tactics 10healing highsurvival highscouting 2leadership above average
>>151145686
>>151145686Don't worry, they don't think you're lonely. They think you're having constant, ever more depraved homoerotic orgies in your basement
>>151145710>>151145722>almost exactly the samejajajajajaja
>>151145686Ill give few years before they force you to look inside your house and found a CSAM (Anime) images and vids
I didn't know ruth BUScombe had a channel of her own.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyyZZL5JwT0
>>151145686when you are thinking "this is it, this it is" open the window so your pet can leave the house
Just had Christian Horner on the blower. Was a bad connection, but I think he was asking if I had any TP for his bunghole
>>151145751anon call 911 you're having a stroke
>>151145722good, good
>>151145775>I think he was asking if I had any TP for his bungholeWet or dry?
>>151145775what in god's name is a 'bung hole'
>>151145738>>151145788jejeje
>>151145813Google it. And make sure safe search is off.
>>151144303the same amount gookmoot pay jannies here
>>151145859
ALBA just missed out on reverse grid pole by a tenth
>>151146024>missed out on reverse grid pole by a tenthshe was too fast or too slow?
>>151146043Too slow :(
>>151146065considering the considerations she aint doing bad tbqh. more time is needed
>>151143184lord's work anonhave this rare gimi
>>151146141gimi is enjoying his arrest a bit too much IYKWIM
>>151146163He knows they're Russian cops so he can just pay them off (with his penis).
boomer amx spotted
>watching the streamwhy did this sport feel a lot bigger back then? social media has ruined this as well
>>151146204There are lots of reasons for that. Starting from the iconic sound of the cars that gave people goosebumps, all the way to the way more organic fandoms that weren't astroturfed by underpaid social media interns and fujoshis on Twitter.
>>151146243fujos do it for free
>>151146243Also, most drivers looked like rugged men and not like zoomer twinks. They didn't have lots of media training so their interview answers were, although often eloquent, quite honest and less corporate than what you hear today. The drivers were something that everyone actually aspired to be, unlike today's drivers who cry like little bitches (e.g. Hadjar) when something doesn't go their way.
JUST
>>151146269Also, F1 got a lot safer (accident-wise). It's morbid but a lot of people watched races for the crashes. Taking that risk, that constant looming danger away, takes away some of the magic. Same thing happened with NASCAR, where in the earlier days, people died almost every season.
>>151143223Pro wrestling
didnt know this was a thing https://x.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1974206134392402134
>>151146286nascar is still pretty coolThe cars sound way better than F1 cars too
You now remember how much Sky seethed today because of losing a few seconds in a practice session.
>thought the stream audio died>it was a minute of silence for ratzenbergeroh...senna death coming up i guess
>>151146286his head come off
>I'M OKt. senna
if you could go back in time would you save him
>>151145751>>151145781>no replyhe's dead!
>>151146286What did they mean by this?
>>151146356>my head moved it's fine
>>151146269>>151146243aight lets get you to bed gramps
>>151146269>Also, most drivers looked like rugged men and not like zoomer twinks.this. nando was only 24 in that webm and looks like a mid to late 30s grown man
>>151146295>not still on the throttlekwab
>>151146428gentlemena short view back to the past
biz idea: monetize F1 wags
>>151146295you aren't a slot car you silly ford
cant believe hes still racing after all this time
>>151143223Basketball.
>>151146269>Also, most drivers looked like rugged men and not like zoomer twinks.50/50Part of this is just how people have aged, back in the 60's people literally did look older because of disease, pollution, diet, smoking, etc.Part of this is also because we have drivers that are literally younger, Max and Kimi entered before they were 18, Max was in practice sessions at like 15, debate his attractiveness all you like, but he was literally a child at that age unlike Mansell who was 27.>They didn't have lots of media training so their interview answers were, although often eloquent, quite honest and less corporate than what you hear today.100% true>unlike today's drivers who cry like little bitches (e.g. Hadjar) when something doesn't go their way.Meme retcon because we don't have radio broadcasts from back then.Even as far back as the 90's there were world champions that acted like bitches, (Prost running to the FIA, or Senna walking out of driver briefings)>>151146286That image can get you JANNIE'D.COM despite being fake btw>Also, F1 got a lot safer (accident-wise). It's morbid but a lot of people watched races for the crashes. Taking that risk, that constant looming danger away, takes away some of the magic. Same thing happened with NASCAR, where in the earlier days, people died almost every season.Also 100% true
>>151146493Pozzed game, tbqh
>>151146528nice effortpost
>>151146608Thanks, here's a twinksenna for you
go karting competitions are what killed f1now all these drivers are recruited from the same talent pool
>>151146528>Meme retcon because we don't have radio broadcasts from back then.You are correct, I didn't think about that. Basically, they tried to make drivers more approachable and relatable which also exposed them a lot more. Back then, you might have the "feeling" that a driver was actually a huge bitch but there was still an air of mystery around them. Today, it's all laid out for everyone to see, the good and the bad.
>>151143184Thanks eddanon, may your girth grow ever greater
>>151146617have twinkseb
>>151143184I was sick at home for multiple weeks around that time and those reviews were the one thing keeping me sane. Thank you very much brother.
Pozfags don't know this but when you take a picture with a digital camera, the camera doesn't individually register every pixel, otherwise you would have to carry a backpack full of hard drives everywhere you go. Instead the camera sees the general shape of the thing you're taking a picture of and then an algorithm fills in the blanks. When it comes to people's faces, the texture of the skin is too complex for the software to register, so it just generates a smooth face with generic texture, making the subject look younger. Obviously this was not the case back in the analog age and then you would see every single bump in the person's skin, making them look older compared to today's pozbois.
>>151146632Which is unfortunate because even though I hate the bullshit drama that gets spun out of those messages, I also don't necessarily want them gone because they can be very funny.
>>151146692Same for me, lol. It was the first time I had Covid and it knocked me out for like a week, which I used to rip those DVDs and run those upscaling and encoding jobs. Kept my mind off not being able to breathe properly.
>>151146695>retard who heard about the pixel structure of a optical sensor doesn't know about the grain structure of filmLoL
>>151146695cant tell if trolling or retardedor both
>>151146695dalit moment
>it's not the cameras bro, I swear my generation looks super young
>>151146065
Fun fact: third worlders and poorfags with cheap android cameras think they look young
Raw images can still be taken on most digital cameras and although they're large they definitely don't require "a backpack full of hard drives".Those newer digital cameras can capture far more detail than an old film camera, try zooming in on an old piece of film and you'll find a blurry image, zoom in on a massive digital image and you'll find a guy on the 57th floor with his cock out.And there are plenty of young people that still look old, any Russian woman over the age of 18, Ira for example.
Apple made everyone ugly
>>151146876Not even going to argue with you bro. I'm simply going to run our posts through the text to IQ estimator and just assume that whoever scores highest is right.
>Hamilton straight
>>151146899My bad, I removed all the words with more than 3 syllables so you could read it saar.
gimi>Estimated IQ: 5000
>>151141527>>151143184Very nice anon. I've been streaming the recaps you've uploaded every monday for the 4cc lads (we're midway through 2009 now) and having some good fun. Thanks for your work.
uh oh, mental fatigue man is about to get kwabbed
>zoomers are aging rapidly and look old when in their 20s already>zoomers are pretty boys that still look like kids when adultswhich one is it
>>151146990nvm there is still 3 races to go
sexofeetha
>>151143311lando isn't white
>>151143156>Hadjar on Hamilton: "He never won a title [by racing dirty]. He always won mano-a-mano."Let's recap>2008: only competition was Massa (lmao) and it took crashgate and glock to win against him>2014: OP engine that had to be turned down by Merc to not arouse suspicions of how OP it was. Also sold shitty tuned down packages to customer teams with secret magic button. Party mode whenever he needed it to fight Rosberg which could give Mercs 2+ secs advantage on the rest of the field. Also secret Pirelli tests in 2013 that were hidden from other teams.>2015: OP engine, 2014 part 2.>2017: Op engine, oil burning until disallowed only when other teams started using it once it was clear the Fia weren't gonna do shit otherwise>2018: OP engine, Pirelli changed tyre tread mid season at tracks Merc had proven to have difficulties. Ferrari catching up, but Vettel sepuku'd.>2019: fia change regulations that affect front wing aero, Ferrari's new advantage the previous year, to insure Merc stay dominant. Ferrari has the OP engine now but Merc complain and FIA force them to tune it down for 2 years (never been an issue with Merc though of course)>2020: not a real championship. Fia authorize Merc to use DAS despite it being judged illegal and prevent other teams from using it. Also worth noting newbie Russell destroyed Bottas instantly when driving the W11 and Merc had to sabotage him to avoid questions about Lewis' actual skills.Yep. Mano a mano. Nothing else.
>>151146716I'm still very grateful, also for the Angelthump. I've missed that shit.
hopegully qualy is competitive, seems like a mcslurp thops3 and lando seems to be on shit form but yet are still far faster than the field
>>151147049Don't forget mclel should have been disqualified for 2008 because of stealing information from ferrari during 2007, so he was driving an illegal car.
>>151147030bitch forgot how to apply makeup properly. skank.
>>151144653where are her balls
>>151147068Shit I was sure I had written it.
>>151147049Also, Hamilton blatantly lied about not receiving orders to let Trulli past during the safety car phase at the end of 2009s Australian Grand Prix.
>>151144459>finland flag confirming once again he is a groidThe obsession with ass is just proof you black bois are gay as fuck.
>>151146716I miss the 90s/early 00s so fucking much.
>>151143156Is the strat gonna be get out asap so nobody else bins it during your flying lap?
>>151147088
>>151147049hes only saying that so ham gives him a tow in quali
>>151147030lil bro on the right is a future sophiaposter in the middle of his sexual awakening
>>151147111Not really, because the later you get out the more rubber will be on the track during your lap.This guy summed it up pretty nicelyhttps://www.the-race.com/formula-1/the-hidden-f1-war-thats-become-an-insane-battleground/
>>151147094Yes but it's not linked to his world title so I didn't put it there. I also didn't put all the bullshit Merc pulled in 21 and 22 to give him an edge.But it was shocking to me that this (getting DSQ'd for openly lying to the marshals/FIA in Australia 09) was his first official action as a reigning F1 world champion. Then there's the whole 2011 thing that's worth it's own copy pasta. Had anyone in 2013 tell me "hamilton will be a 7x world champion and considered the goat" I would have laughed in their faces and called them a faggot.
>>151145301Only for you, Apu!
>>151147128
>>151147147
>>151147128isnt it oktoberfest right now and she's from the souf? she could have 5-7 cocks inside her as we post here
>>151147147>>151147156>>151147128Sex in its rawest and wildest state
>>151147170I think you’re underestimating with those numbers
>>1511472003 in mouth, 2 in vag, 2 in ass, that's the limit even for her
>when the mental fatigue starts hittin
>>151147288https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITB8IBOZbsk
>>151147216>rubbing it against other dudes'Kinda gay bro.
>ynr f1 having to develop a new way of manufacturing carbon fiber because the modulus required to meet the safety standards for the monocoque was too lowreminder to not let medshitters into your sport
>>151147170She's looking for someone with money that can take care of her long-term, anon. No time for free hookups
>>151147356you are brown, ramaans
>>151147378she has money
>>151147390I never denied being indian, but cutfags always deny being cut
based leaf putting medshitters on blast tho
>>151147391Whose money is it?
>>151147404her
I AM PROUD TO BE INDIAN AUSTRALIAN.
>>151143156>not-my-problem.jpg
reminder that the poop is still on the table
Indians are a type of med, mediturdranian that is
my honest reaction to your posts
please tell me the thirdies here dont identify as med
>>151147422relation to sophia flörsch's genitalia?
>>151147460>>
Hoping McLaren crash and burn and Max Verstappen wins againMax comeback.
>>151147468use ur words
>>151147049HAM would not have won 08 if Heidfeld or Kubica were in his car
>>151147460
>>151143156>Natalie Pinkham reveals how Bernie Ecclestone blocked publication of upskirt photoSeriously, did anyone even want to see a Bernie Ecclestone upskirt photo?
>>151147529no, there weren't any homos back then
>>151147147She actually looks really hot here
HOLD ON JORG KWABING WASNT LAST YEAR?WTF HAPPENED LAST YEAR THEN????
>>151147554>hereAnon ...
>>151147601>WTF HAPPENED LAST YEAR THEN????Lando almost slamming into a wall twice while GAP(e)ING the field by 1s/lap in his rocketship
>>151147623oh yeahthe fucking idiot
is singapore usually a slurper or will we see kino(its kino if max wins)
>>151147601last year was watching goblando slurp 20 seconds ahead and still somehow managing to almost kwab it into the wall
>>151147631it will be a slurpfesthopefully one or both of the mcclarens DNF
>>151147631if no one crashes, slurp. like every other ef juan race
>>151147643>both mclel crash>max winsYes please.
>pozfags really think the mclels will need to crash with their team being shitted
>>151143184
>>151143184first the Protomen announce Act III and now angelthump is backMaduro was right, Christmas came early this year
>>151147747>Protomen announce Act IIIyeah im pretty hyped. got a newsletter from them today and i didn't even know i was on their mailing list because it was so long agohttps://youtu.be/DVCdrOOnwZM?si=aW1bwXoAz0HaZQYM&t=3549i just need the album version of this song, they only played this live so far
>>151147108Now instead of being a hobby for men that liked watching fast cars go fast, it's a sport for they/thems that like watching dts and gossiping about which drivers they want to fuck each other.And it's still one of the better racing disciplines to watch. Rally for pure skill, f1 for team strategy.
>>151147855>f1 for team strategyYeah. Particulalary for Ferrari's.
how likely we'll get a meme quali? question
https://www.espn.co.uk/f1/story/_/id/46475295/lando-norris-almost-impossible-good-max-verstappen>I don't read social media. I don't know if the press has been good about me, bad about me, slating me, loving me, I am really not too bothered."I am really not too bothered" says increasingly nervous man for seventh time this year lmao.
>>151147918last 2 digits, check em
>>151147936>singlesNorris crashes
""""HE""""" IS A BIRDTHIS IS SIGNALINGTHE HAAS ADMIN IS SPEAKING TO ME DIRECTLY HE KNOWS
>>151147988
>>151148001humiliation ritual
>>151147936>>151147988too cryptic, the both of you, so these mean nothing, or everything
>>151147923he and zak really think people believe them when they say shit like this
>>151147988>monkey-paw doublesNorris does crash, but into Max ...
>>151147988yeah, im thinkin kino
the veganism was really him losing the killer instinctat his bes he delivered day old slim jim downrange without apology
>>151147601>jorg when the track isnt an oval
>>151148146hed actually kill someone in stock cars wouldn't he?
>>151148165He's not cool enough to be like Smoke
goblin familial resemblance..
>>151148127>don't worry you'll grow into those pantsI think mama Hamilton might have been lying.
>>151148127>at his bes he delivered day old slim jim downrange without apology
>>151148127>the veganism was really him losing the killer instinctDidn't he only become a vegan after Rosberg, who was already a vegan (but not virtue-signalling about it) beat him in 2016?
>>151148177hed kill someone intentionally and blabber on about it being terrible and unfortunate during the red>>151148206that gay lovers quarrel really did impact the sport
>>151147790the MAGFest 2024 recording sounds cleaner-ishbut yeah, I'm crossing my fingers for Calling out next weekgenuinely happy that I didn't kms recently
>>151148289>the MAGFest 2024 recording sounds cleaner-ishit does but the drop isn't nearly as impactful in that recording. but the recording overall is better because the gambler took some more singing lessons i think. she was really mediocre in the 2020 one imo
Declaring the rest of the thread a heat thread. Please use caution.
on standby for hass admin if he doesn't stop posting him with some foid
>>151148001GAY ASSFAGGOT ASSBITCH ASSPUNK ASSGAPED ASSNIGGA
when can i pet him?
>>151148676>>151148376>>151148221why are you always so obsessed with fags?
>>151148676Please uncensor the foid void you've created, instead censoring the gaped twink on the left
>>151148682im mentally illi apologize
>>151143452Holy fucking retard. Maybe instead of chasing instathot and partying try sitting on the simulator even half the hours amx does
october? and it's HOT in there? to the point of HEAT HAZARD?wow that's so 3rd worlddisgustingcouldn't be me haha
rain status?
>>151143445the unholy alliance
the wall is coming for fake kimiwill toto still want him when he's no longer a cute boy?
>>151148782dreadful things happened the last time those two were spoken about in the same sentence
>>151148785my local tyre place looks like this
>>151148787the octoeight post sealed their bond for ever
>>151148810nice dengue fever you got there
>>151148835youre one to talk
The only get that will ever matter on /sp/
the multimillionaire superstar racecar driver i support is better than the multimillionaire superstar racecar driver you support
>>151148899>the mexican dude postinghe fell off
>>151148918Liam Lawson is not a multimillionaire
>>151148706>actually admitting itwhat else?
>>151148976ive said this repeatedly
So we're seriously going to pretend like this guy didn't try to sabotage the next british WDC in the pitlane. Even crofty could see this blatant unsportsmanlike behavior and everyone likes to pretend like charles is a nice person hes not
>>151149006bullying mclaren unironically makes chuck look good even if it was because ferrari is stupid
>>151149006>>151149032>only fined 10k>which is literally pennies for ferarrilolLMAOI
Nani?
>Lando is already coming up with excuses as to why he's lost the drivers championship>already starting in on the "I'm too shit, I'm the problem" excuse makingMaybe he does have world champion makings. The only problem being that's he's jumping straight to the "washed up has been" part of it before he's ever been a "was".
>>151149069>fine less than the repairs for mclaren cost>repairs are part of cost cap>fines aren'tMasterfully done.
>Hey Yuki>Since you dont have a seat >Do something funny wink wink>You might get a hefty investment on your cooking career after>Wink wink
>>151149113>ferrari spent years tricking the world into believing that they are a stupid and incompetent organization so no one would see it coming when they launch their masterplan
>>151149069pitlane oopsies are always a fine in fp
>>151143452I can't believe a driver is managing to be more of an unlikable cunt than Lewis was but holy shit, Lando fucking managed it.
>>151149168ah yes the notorious evil mastermind nation of.. italy
>>151149304
>hopes centered on a borderline rookie who obeys cuck rulesjust let me go
>>151149343>we have pretended to be retarded for 300 years
>>151149357hopes of what?
>>151149374i wont humor you
>>151149389why do you post stuff like >>151149357 if you won't elaborate? you posted it, now tell us your sexual fantasies about oliver bearman, literally everyone ITT knows you are in love with him
>>151149425as an eastern european you know not to harass a druk manshame on you and shame on that rat
>>151149457so you don't want the (you)s? you just want everyone to ignore your ollieposts?
Do you think the loss of my best friend (Roscoe) will be enough to bring me down? I have bad news for you, racist.I am the son of an interracial couple. I grew up in a white country, in a white sport, facing humiliation and contempt, all because I had committed the “terrible sin” of having a different skin color.But that never mattered to me. I never let racists define my worth as a person. After all, I always believed that a human being was defined by their actions, not their origin, religion, or nationality. I've fought all my life and become the most successful driver in F1 history. I've achieved it all against all odds. So yes, the loss of my best friend is a hard blow, I'm not going to lie, but it won't break me. Now I'll try to give 200% to honor Roscoe and the people who still believe in me.
>>151149545just get a new bulldoge
>>151143184amazing work, anonbtw, how should we call you?
>>151149113>>151149168>Masterful gambit mr leclerc
I have a feeling Pee ass tree will make a serious mistake in qualifying.
Fuck the cuck. Dubs for Ham pole.
>>151149749pole in the car that was oversteering at the entry and understeering at the exitand with ham at the wheellmao kek
digits and AMX gets pole through a straight miracle
>>151149794wasn't hammo a singapoor specialist? the perfect lap or sum shiiiiet
>>151149818no digits cuz it won't be a miracle.it's just inevitable cuz mclel "drivers" are shit
>>151149831>>151149818so it will be through a gay miracle, not a straight one
>>151149749Bitch nigga failed his get twiceK W A BWAB
>>151149830According to British media, sure, he's a "specialist" for pretty much everything. Remember him being the "rain specialist"?
>half of the field is sliding around like they're running low down force at one of the biggest high down force "tracks" on the calenderAre they being retarded, or just pushing their setups beyond their limits trying to keep up with red bull/McLaren?
>>151149837>through a gay miracleSo Norris will have a part in it?
>>151149794Hamilton shat on Alonso bro
>>151149844>norris will ram into the back of Piastri during the start, and take both of them out of the race
>>151149838Ssshhhhhhh
I hope Lando Norris clips a wall in Q1 and qualifies P16.
>>151149862Is there anything in the sport that Hamilton hasn't taken a giant dump on?
>>151149912Ferrari win column
>>151149918Well, sure, he can't take a shit where he doesn't reach. But he did shit on Ferrari itself, and the last shred of dignity they still had left.
>>151149918>winWait for him to reach the podium before you start talking about winning a race.
>>151149970Not gonna happen anytime soon.
>>151149970>Wait for him to reach the podium before you start talking about winning a race.*ahem*
>>151149992Correct. Pastor Maldonado has more race wins in a non-competitive car than Lewis Hamilton. As you would expect, considering their respective racecraft.
>>151149992>K he's a ballchinian
>>151149918No, he's shit all over that already.
>>151143184Based
>>151150014kek
daily zesty kimi posting
>>151150508squishy
>>151148676
morning lads
>>151145123wow what a little bitch, he didn't even confront Chuck after that I bet. Probably just hid in a room somewhere.
>>151150596He sounded like such a pushover on the radio too, even did a Chris-Chan exhale at the end. He is not built for this.
>>151150656I'm so sick of bogging it's unreal
>>151144503This.
>>151150596>>151150616Christ he sounds like a nervous 11 year old getting behind the wheel of a cart for the first time.https://youtu.be/s776CEmoFu8?si=4ztC6cza3kvvYslP&t=90
>>151150656>>151150659It's so bad it looks like something you'd see in a wax museum
What are we expecting today tifosibros?
>>151150686Pain and suffering
Who's gonna bin it first in qualifying?Who's gonna bin it first in the race?
dun dun dunAlso they really cake the make up on for these f1 academy intros
>>151150692>the usualNext year...
>>151146295>The cars sound way better than F1 cars tooAnything sounds better than a fucking 'murrilard V8.
>>151150686>Sharl performs well but not Top 3 well>Hamilton out in Q2 because he pushes too hard thinking about Roscoe and spins into the wall>Ferrari prepare their shit strategy for race day so the Italian Mafia can make bank off of betting against FerrariI hope Leclerc leaves in 2027, he deserves way more than this.
>>151150708>Hello, ICE? I've got one.
Susie Wolff and James Vowles have linked upNeed it or keep it?
>>151146295kind of hilarious sliding on the side was not the worst part of his day
>>151150693RussellRussell
F1 Clown Academy live
>>151145123i want hamilton to do this in the race
>>151150574Ohayou.
>>151145123they bitched about lekek not looking right, but nobody of the rari pitcrew is looking up the pitlane eitherthey should be disqualified from the season just to be sure
>>151150763I don't because he'd end up getting out of the car apologizing profusely and saying he'll give Norizz a blowey as an apology.
reminder that jews sabotaged liams practice and he will redeem the podium in the race
>>151150779>lekek not looking rightHe's been looking very wrong for a while now indeed.
I wish I had a drink for this but I've given up alcohol for a while.
>>151150797just needs more time
i see you had fun this night, good
Is the audio feed cutting in and out for anyone else?
>>151146806
when are people finally going to understand that italians just aren't that good at motorsport in today's age, relative to their country's size
>they do two races for this shitWhy? Do they want us to laugh harder at the next one?
kinda weird that maya, nerea and marta were all born in valencia
>>151150858why is that weirdwhy is that weird you fucking retard
Let me guess, someone is going to lock up in Turn 1.
Jesus christ these women can't drive for shit
>women
kinda weird that so many drivers live in monaco
KEK
kek
kek why did I think I could wait a couple minutes and not miss anything.
Do women's races not have stewards? Half those bitches weren't even on the track when they were passing each other
>>151150873i dont know, what are the odds?the british drivers for example are from many places, hamil from graneda, norris from belgium jorge from hell etc
>>151150836Thats a weirdly shaped cuticle.
>>151150910I'm sorry
>>151150913its ok, do you want gay sex???
>
>>151150919no thank you I'm not french
>F1 muted her crying in the radio messageI feel bad for her but the first fucking lap lady?
ajajjajaja
huh?
My wife has a chance this time!
>>151150903It's like girl basketball in your middleschool/highschool games (not the school team), travelling is allowed.
>>151150937>obsessing over real women, let alone celebritiesThank God I'm not this delusional.
>>151146806Imagine if she didn't wear a bra in this photo haha that would have been so wrong and disgusting LOL I'm sure am glad that she didn't do it
I want Wug to win not le rat
>>151150945she didn't wear panties in this pic, I know because I sniffed the moped seats
>>151150890tax reasons
How academy has money to race around world but F3 does not?
>>151150961Forced parity.
Larson got a penalty for t-boning that little french girl
>commentator openly laughing at their "racing"kek
lel
That's a two-fer.
>men crash :)>women crash:D
>>151150967how are we going to get a biological female in F1 if moids are not taking this seriously reeeeeee
>hits wall>"OH MY GOD I THINK I JUST HIT THE WALL!"
>>151150944based 3dpdchad
>>151150982woah I can't even...who put the wall there?
>>151150982Did she also crash her car?
>I think I hit the wallYou think?
>I think I hit a wallHow can you not be sure?
chadders!!
gatorade and mecachrome shouldn't build cars also women shouldn't drive them
>>151150999checked
is isbjorn a cheap beer in norway? red version tastes decent
>>151151012this is what happened to senna
which f1 academy drivers have made it to regular f1
>>151151012>woman does not notice hitting a curb This is series is pretty stereotypical
>>151151012>pepe jeans
>>151151020various economic and socio-economic factors
>>151151020which f1 academy drivers have made it to F3
how long do you think they'll keep trying to get a woman into f1 before they give up
>>151151038Some zoomer will convert to woman and that will be good enough for them
>>151151038women are obsessed with f1 bro why do you think drivers wives are all models
>>151151038until feminism dies, so never. at least we get some entertainment from it
just give up on the car already
>>151151050>until feminism dies, so never.i don't know about never...
>>151151047>>151151038just put one of the f1 driver wags in the car for 5 seconds so we can call the fuzz over
>DNF'd driver had fastest lap for half of the racethe absolute state
USAUSAUSAUSA
>>151151096Why is Hikaru Nakamura watching F1Academy?
>>151151064>DNF'd driverPalmovski? She's p5 in the championship and remaining frontrunners were too busy being owned by slower cars
who is the designated seat sniffer when theyre done in the cooldown room
>>151150890It's not though
>>151151110go to sleep
>>151151100hikaru after spending a year or two on the hard streets
>>151150936name?
>>151151116hikaru after getting married
>>151151126Fuck marry kill
I expected worse odds for Lawson
>>151151146>ps3 and nandoTEMPTING
Luna Fluxa is 15 now right? When is Mercedes pushing her up?
>>151151149>rodent>drinking from a glorified drip feed rodent drinking bottle
>>151151184>>151151184>>151151184
>>151151149That's nothing, at the end of the race they filmed some skirted gal and her friend for like 15 secs while she was sitting on the top of a grandstand seatOne gust of wind away from exposing her bum to the world
>>151151134I know too little about their personalities for the "marry" and "kill" parts, really. Probably even for a good "fuck".
>>151151134>FuckLia>MarryLia>KillLia
>>151151126they look chopped fr or am I just gooning too much?
>>151151530They put on makeup before the photo shoot I suppose
>>151150686Is there a non-ferrari version of this? I'd like it as a general-purpose reaction image.
