Buccaneers RB Irving ruled out with foot sprainJets RB Allen to miss 8-12 weeks with knee injuryQB McCarthy out; Wentz starts with battered OLPanthers' RB Hubbard ruled out, Dowdle to startHill returns to Dolphins' facility, speaks to teamBengals TE Fant (concussion) returning vs. LionsNiners' Jones beats odds, lets it fly in career nightRams' Williams takes blame after goal-line fumble
>>151144006She is perfect
• 2nd most playoff wins of all time• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time• Never missed championship round in 20s
OFFICIAL /nfl/ POWER RANKINGS: WEEK 4 RESULTSpre-TNF23 votes1. (9.091) Philadelphia Eagles [+1, +0.382]2. (9.045) Buffalo Bills [-1, -0.403]3. (8.429) Detroit Lions [0, -0.134]4. (7.696) Los Angeles Rams [+4, +0.673]5. (7.227) Indianapolis Colts [0, -0.487]6. (7.182) Kansas City Chiefs [+4, +1.076]7. (7.130) Tampa Bay Buccaneers [-1, -0.431]8. (6.636) Los Angeles Chargers [-4, -1.878]9. (6.545) Seattle Seahawks [+5, +0.715]10. (6.304) Green Bay Packers [-3, -1.101]11. (5.957) Pittsburgh Steelers [+4, +0.797]12. (5.696) Jacksonville Jaguars [+6, +1.627]13. (5.565) Washington Commanders [0, -0.319]14. (5.435) Denver Broncos [+2, +0.295]15. (5.261) Dallas Cowboys [+9, +2.168]16. (5.182) Chicago Bears [+4, +1.388]17. (5.130) Baltimore Ravens [-8, -1.860]18. (5.087) San Francisco 49ers [-7, -0.891]19. (4.609) Minnesota Vikings [-7, -1.293]20. (4.591) Arizona Cardinals [-3, -0.115]21. (4.409) New England Patriots [+2, +1.295]22. (3.739) Atlanta Falcons [+6, +1.397]23. (3.565) New York Giants [+6, +1.684]24. (3.545) Houston Texans [-3, -0.058]25. (2.913) Las Vegas Raiders [-3, -0.439]26. (2.783) Miami Dolphins [+4, +0.925]27. (2.682) Cleveland Browns [-8, -1.130]28. (2.091) Carolina Panthers [-2, -0.869]29. (1.682) Cincinnati Bengals [-4, -1.292]30. (1.565) New York Jets [-3, -1.039]31. (1.227) New Orleans Saints [0, +0.204]32. (0.783) Tennessee Titans [0, -0.221]Big Risers+2.168 Dallas Cowboys+1.684 New York Giants+1.627 Jacksonville Jaguars+1.397 Atlanta Falcons+1.388 Chicago Bears+1.295 New England Patriots+1.076 Kansas City ChiefsBig Fallers-1.039 New York Jets-1.101 Green Bay Packers-1.130 Cleveland Browns-1.292 Cincinnati Bengals-1.293 Minnesota Vikings-1.860 Baltimore Ravens-1.878 Los Angeles Chargers
>>15114403649ers should be 3
>>151144036based Eagles finna repeat KC fags btfo
>>151144046They are 33 and 0 in the NFCW
gay tranny threadgo bills
>>151144036> 3. (8.429) Detroit LionsToo high
Just made this funny edit guys fresh OC coming through
>>151144074u fucking thief
>>151144033>she
>>151144006A woman and a 4channer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt * ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka ~masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~
>>151144074motherfucker you liar I MADE THAT not you
>cock turdy
>>151144006>pizzais this gaydysknee admitting he's trans
>>151144074the original pic is just too funny. why tf did sean mcvay do that. humiliating if youre shanahan desu
>>151144074>>151144083>>151144094All me btw
Congrats to the niners on their win
we're never going to have consistent spring/summer football, huh?
>>151144090>A woman and a 4channer?Fun story, I once dated a girl in 2012 who browsed /a/ and /jp/. She was a pedo.
>>151144068they'll choke as always dw
what's jerry's favorite TayTay song? i think it's shake it off
>>151144115Memphis games were really bad, nobody showed up. And there were THREE teams in Texas, which is too much. UFL needs to move teams out westReminder that the 'ders are champz
>>151144128does Jerry listen to taytay as he's used to fucking 20 year olds with Stanley cups?
>>151144116I dated a girl who posted a picture of a marker in her ass on /b/. I met her online and she told me to prove I was real with shoe on head.
Who is this guy?
System QB
>>151144102probably, he is a pedo
>>151144148>with shoe on head.based
>>151144156Buy an advertisement
>>151144034He's pretty good, too bad he's an annoying faggot.
should I bet it all on the browns?
>>151144156>>151144178Thanks for reminding me. Shit I missed his Purdy take. https://www.foxsports.com/live/fs1
>>151144156How does he do it?
>>151144192What's annoying about him?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l44mzQBDWnc
>>151144036How are the loins at 3 when they lost to the Packers?
>>151144218Packers lost to the brownsLions curbstomped the browns
>>151144218He’s a lions fag
>>151144156Purdy bros......................................................our response?
>>151144218people warmed up to them cause since then they had two blowout wins and also beat the ravens
reason Rams lost
>>151144226but the Packers cubstomped the loins
>>151144148Did you end up fucking her?
>>151144218Why aren't the Browns above the packers?
>>151144036>4. Rams>18. 49ersI know this is pre TNF but that just makes last night even funnier.
>>151144198I wonder what football team mossad likes?
>>151144273Pottery
>>151144006This webm is not related to football. Please delete it and replace it with a more board-appropriate webm.
>>151144215>cries to the reffies all the time>does that cheap sideline shit>his brother talks like a fag >didn't beat the shit out of his brother enough >let's his brother be seen in public >let's his wife fool around at the local dog park>keeps doing that head bobble thing>throws huge sideline wobbly's>doesn't tell Travis he's a faggot every single day All this and much more
>>151144215Thanks for proving my point.
Ride the float, goy
>>151144284Bitchknees was talking about Kraft regularly shipping off players and coaches to Israel earlier so I'm going to guess the Patriots.
I am going to murder Kevin patullo
>>151144284Cowboys obviously with the sus officiating.
>>151144156I thought we all already knew this?
Are the Bills gonna get trap gamed?
>>151144326Israel...
>>151144334Nah its gonna be the Clots
kwab
>>151144301You're just upset he beat the shit out of your Ravens and Broncos aren't you.
>>151144334Divisionals can't be trap games
>>151144268Yeah, for like 5 years, then she went crazy and turned into a witch. She broke up with me because I wouldn't acknowledge her powers, then she cast a spell on me that turned me into a squid. Every so often she'll text me, I won't respond, then a couple days later she'll send another text saying something like "just checking if you turned back"
it's time we have this conversation
>>151144273it is indeed very funny, but I do expect next week's rankings to not bump the niners up that much. this game says more about the rams being frauds than it does about us being underrated.
>only a 30 minute episodedamn you Nascar
>>151144334• Broncos D is elite, they are a trap game for the Eagles who struggled to complete a single pass in the 2nd half of their recent game.• Jaguars lead the league in takeaways they are a trap game for the Chiefs.• Drake Maye is balling out and they have a HC who knows who to grind out games, it is a trap game for the Bills who needed refball to beat the Jets and Dolphins.
>>151144270Lions haters cannot answer this
>>151144362How are you typing then?
>>151144368I don't expect the niners to move up at all. Every team we've beaten so far this year is legitimately a bottom 5 franchise. If this were soccer all of these cucks would have relegated by now.
>>151144352Literally nobody likes Mahomeandautoinsurance except Chiefsfags.Someone get that kid some acting lessons, Christ. Dude needs Andy Reid, Black Jake from State Farm and tiny Troy Polamalu to carry his uncharismatic ass through every commercial.
>>151144365Allen is Maye’s mentor
>>151144390I've got 8 appendages retard. Truth is I was only a squid for a slight instant, so brief that I didn't even realize I turned into one, I have no memories of being a squid but as long as I pretend to be one by not texting back she mostly leaves me alone. I actually saw her last year screaming into the air at a bus stop as I drove by and she looked homeless.
>root for NFL team in City 1>root for NBA/MLB/NHL/etc team in City 2>watch games>make entire personality FUCK YOU CITY _how to califags rationalize thisI thought you retards "bled" for SoCal vs NorCal
>>151144399that's really not going to improve, our upcoming schedule for the next month or so is gonna be the toughest stretch of the season but it's still unimpressive enough to not earn us much credit just for winning. in order to move up it's going to depend a lot more on how we win, not who we beat, so we're gonna need to get healthy for that.
>>151144408>>151144192Chiefs were the darling of the NFL similar to what the Bills are today. Then they won too much and fans started hating on them. There is no valid reason to hate on the Chiefs. There's no deflate/spygates. No cheating head coaches, no murder scandals from their players, etc....
>>151144368Rams lost to this guy. How fucking embarrassing
Hahaa yea I'm just a SoCal Cali boy. We do things a little different in Socal
>>151144362>squidDo you ride a Suzuki Gixxer with no gear?
>>151144447The kiwi hasn't dated a girl in years. It's sad.
>>151144443I literally didn't say anything about the Chiefs, pay attention.Andy Reid seems like a cool dude. Even Kelce is tolerable in small doses. Mahomes is a charisma black hole, please get him off camera, thanks.
>>151144433Most people don't do this. Most of the people who are like this did so because the Raiders were in LA in the past. The niner fans at the game last night were from Fresno which has always supported the Norcal teams.
>>151144467there is an insane amount of niner fans all over socal already as well. the fandom doesn't need to travel in order to keep taking over Levi's South, cause they're already there.
Things are a little different down this way. NorCal just don't understand
>>151144461Mahomes by age 28 held every record for QBs in their 20s. He has a dog in him and a Jordan-like aura. Here's a game he was losing 0-17, then got triggered and won. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMJcxDIOXes
minus the games vs. the bills and eagles themselves:Eagles opponent record: 9-2-1Bills opponent record: 2-10do with that what you will
>>151144502Shut the fuck up Legolas
>>151144502I hella agree wit you on that one
So we all agree this is the players giving up on the coaches and not just standard injuries right? You don’t just go from god tier to dog shit and blame it on player “execution”
>>151144517That's cool maybe he should stick to just playing football.lol could you imagine him moving to the booth after retiring? Jesus Christ how horrifying.
>>151144545I think its more that the players bought into their own hype, got lazy and are pretending to be hurt to protect their egos.
>>151144301>>151144558Only Mahomes can turn a turnover into a highlight reel, ask yourself this question, have you ever seen a QB do this before? This play showed that Mahomes is a true gamer. His season was on the line so he did what was needed to win. He's not the best QB, that's Brady, he's not even the best active QB in the league, that's Burrow. Mahomes is the best player. Lamar and Goff don't have this dog in them.
the mahomes glazing has gotten so insane that i can't tell if it's false flagging anymore
Mahomo is, hands down, one of the worst QBs I've ever seen
>>151144672Mahomes is #1 in everything at age 30. If we're not allowed to glaze him then we're not allowed to glaze any QB.
Brett Favre is the greatest quarterback of all time. None of these other timing fag qbs can compare, even the best of them.
>season was on the line>2nd quarter of a week 3 game
>>151144697>>151144672>>151144672>>151144663Interesting
If what mac jones showed us last night is his ceiling then he's never going to be as good as purdy. He better hope he's still got a lot of potential left.
49ers got their guy
>>151144698Mahomes has the gunslinger stats of Farve, the elite TD:INT ratio of Rodgers, and the clutch gene of Brady. He is a mary sue. >>151144707No 0-3 team has ever won a Superbowl. If they lost that game their season was over.>>151144735It's a shame Patriots fans are shitting on Belichick to make Brady look better. Chiefs fans would never to that to Reid. Mac Jones is just a late bloomer, Belichick had nothing to do with it.
What the fuck did he mean by this?
>>151144749Have any 1-3 teams won a superbowl?
>>151144736Yes they do
>>151144752It's cope for being a bust
>>151144749>makes Fatt Patricia OCBill sabotaged Mac.
>>151144752>lost a step at 23Grim
>>151144663>Only Mahomes can turn a turnover into a highlight reel, ask yourself this question, have you ever seen a QB do this before?Yes I have actually
>>151144783statmutt wasn't born when this game happened
>>151144758Only the 2001 Patriots but that's a team known for spygate and deflategate. Not to mention it was a soft era in the 2000s. Kurt Warner was literally a part time store clerk yet got off his coach and won the MVP and Superbowl.. Imagine that happening in today's competitive QB league.
;_;
>>151144663you should be a faggot sports media headonly a terminal glazer like you could blow Mahomes for causing nearly causing a turnover and instead turning it into -20 yard sackoh but I'm sure you'll blame all 100% every little bit of it on Pacheco for Mahomes blindly whipping it 1 yard in front of him
>>151144736But muh cock turdy
they should have done a flea flicker
>>151144797Pacheco is literally running the wrong way. Chiefs fans are getting fed up with Pachecho and boo'd him as soon as he touched the ball against the Ravens.
>>151144814I look like this and say this
>>151144770If a QB needs an OC to be good then that's on them.
They need to replace Fraud Turdy with Mac Jones....permanently
>>151144794My mom's name is Angela
It's time to accept that throwing it on the 1 was reasonable
>>151144752He hasn’t even reached his prime yet and he’s already saying this
>>151144834A young qb needs a good OC to develop properly. A quarterback can't become great all by himself.
>>151144752He's passing the torch on to Caleb Williams. Football ain't for geezers like him.
>>151144835Imagine how good Mac Jones could be if you used Purdy's 53M salary to put weapons around Mac.
Angela?
>>151144824it was the last play of the game, they couldn't afford to hold back
>>151144856Burrow didn't have a great OC and he turned out great.
>>151144545>this is the players giving upNo, why would I agree with that?
>>151144875Burrow takes too many sacks, is made of glass and is never returning to the playoffs.
Mathew Statpadder is seethinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se6_jjRSBfUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se6_jjRSBfUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se6_jjRSBfU
>more dovslopCancer
>more dov basednessKino
>>151144892Fuck off
REMINDER: When Purdy returns he will be one bad quarter away from the fans chanting for Mac. Historical justice for his treatment towards the end of the Patriots era and fans chanting for Zappe because people were impressed that he would know to step up in the pocket before making his dogwater passes. History will bend towards justice
>>151144904who raped you?
It's over
>>151144848They literally scored a TD on the exact same play Seahawks tried running in the SB and it worked lol
>>151144911AI took my job and now I live with my mommy on welfare. I hate anything AI related. Fuck you
>>151144917>TexansThey'll be fine.
>>151144263But the Packers also tied the Cowboys who got curbstomped by the Bears who got curbstomped by the Lions
>>151144749>Mahomes has the gunslinger stats of Farve, the elite TD:INT ratio of Rodgers, and the clutch gene of Brady. He is a mary sue.He’s pretty incredible, but how much of that is Andy Reid? There’s fundamentally nothing different in Andy Reid’s offense from the Westbrook-McNabb days. The league and rules have changed.
>>151144917Ravens were getting bootyblast before they were injured. You can't use that as an excuse.
>>151144917Which was the team that had a ridiculous number of injuries last season? I remember it was a somewhat ambitious team that was just destroyed and had no chance, but I can't remember who.
>>151144963A lot of it probably is Reid and Kelce but my Chiefs weren't living in championship rounds before Mahomes.Belichick doesn't get enough credit for the Patriots having a top 10 defense for 2 decades.
>>151144961Early season is always rock paper scissors.
>>151144989Chiefs and 49ers had a lot of injuries to skill position players in 2024. Lions had a lot of injuries but it was only on defense which is easier to fix.
Why can't other QBs around the league just say this? *cough* Shedeur *cough*
>>151145018Bitchmade mentality. Jones should be fanning the flames of the QB controversy or at least not publicly sucking Turdy off like this. Where is the competitive drive?
>>151144989The 49ers and the Lions. Chiefs fans will say they were, too, but they’re just crying about their SB loss.
>>151144006My Rammies :/
>>151145043Because he’s not trying out for the 49ers. He’s trying out for 10 other teams right now, and a major trait teams want in a QB is a locker room unifier and leader. I’m sure he feels the way you do privately, but he’s playing the politics required of a QB.
Eagles girls have smelly pussies. Their fans are annoying as fuck. I feel sorry for the Cowboys for having to deal with the worst fanbase.As a Chiefs fan I don't even want to play them again, let's just call it a draw in Super Bowls at 1-1. On to the next challenger. Hopefully the Lions or Packers are up next.
holy fucking kekhttps://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1974131325532836112
>>151145014>>151145044>Chiefs and 49ersNah. I think I was thinking of the Lions, and, oddly enough, the Saints.
>>151145093You want to avenge that SB I loss that grandpa never got over?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ0wIgTjEC8
>>151145100Fuck off, Dov
>>151145100this is cheating, they should have draft picks taken away
RB room blew the game for us last night. Kyren and Corum fumbling were two backbreaking mistakes. Season ain't over, but we blew a massive chance to control the division.
>>151145100Yep, it's Dovkino time
There's a milf who wears an eagles shirt. She always wears the same pair of shorts. Her pussy must be smelly. I hate Eagles fans.
Even their players are dying
>>151145100As a USCfag I can confirm the Coliseum also pumps in noise sometimesLA sports fans are embarrassing, it is what it is
>>151145093>I don't even want to play them againyou sound acaredbut that's fine, let Mahomes hold his losing record to Jalen Hurts' Eagles FOREVER
>>151145153
>>151145156>Mahomes without his WR1 and WR2 has a losing record against a team.I'm fine with this. Enjoy your "winning" record. I just want the Eagles fans to fuck off. Hopefully the new and improved Cowboys can go back to humbling the Eagles. They still have the least rings in their division.
>>151145155The doggiedoos really seem to be the only team anyone gives a fuck about right now, even the lelkers haven’t captured much attention lately
>>151144989>>151145014>>151145044>>151145104the lions were not only the most injured defense last season, they were the most injured defense we've seen in a couple decades at least. however, they were the second healthiest offense behind only the ravens. meanwhile the saints were the most injured offense but had the 10th healthiest defense. the 49ers on the other hand had the 2nd most hurt offense AND 3rd most hurt defense, combining for the most hurt team overall last year by a huge margin.
>>151145167This can't be real. Fucking hilarious regardless
>>151145190What are these numbers?
>>151145167>the jews want the eagles offense to suckwhat is their game here?
>>151145133Imagine losing to an injured practice squad
>>151145104>>151144989>>151145044>>151145190Defensive players are brainless and easy to replace so the Lions situation wasn't as bad. The 49ers and Chiefs lost skill position players on offense which is hard to replace. Brady mocked how brainless defensive players are:https://www.mediaite.com/media/sports/tom-brady-cruelly-mocks-the-intelligence-of-defensive-football-players-theyre-kind-of-like-a-dog-chasing-a-car/>“Have you been to some of those defensive meeting rooms?” Brady asked. “I mean you wonder why they play defense and after about two minutes you go, ‘Yep, they could never be an offensive player,’ so defense is kind of like a dog chasing a car. Just get the guy with the ball.”
>>151145183>Enjoy your winning recordthanks I willPatty is going to be holding that L for awhile
>>151145224Punishment for beating Robert Kraft in the owl. Israel also got the Giants to bench Eli.
>>151145201AGL, adjusted games lost, a stat created by football outsiders (RIP) which is still being maintained by FTN after they brought in their former staff.
>>151145183>I just want the Eagles fans to fuck off.Eagles mindbroke Chiefs fans
>>151145235That's not true at all. Just shows that Brady is a QB autist and nothing more.
>>151145272>t. Defensive ape
>>151145235>being both this autistic and stupidyou are a modern marvel
>>151145235You consider players like Ed Reed to be brainless?
>>151145235>football is all brainsBrainless retard detected
>>151145279>>151145293>>151145298More apes for the zoo
>>151145293he is too young to know Ed Reed
>>151145235the chiefs still weren't even a top 10 most injured offense, and were only the 5th most injured offense among playoff teams. it definitely didn't get so bad as to warrant using that as a viable excuse. all the moreso when their defense was supposed to be one of the keys to their success behind spags and their defense was relatively healthy.
Can Derrick Henry carry the Ravens rookies to victory against the Texans?
>>151145043What this anon said. >>151145075He knows he has an opportunity with Purdy always getting injured and he's doing his playing do all the talking. Unlike sheduer who's just a whiny nepo baby
>>151144989
>>151145293I think ed reed is overrated. He played that same cover 1 position Xavier McKinney plays for the packers now. It produces stats and makes you look like a genius. That shit was 100% ray lewis, Suggs, boulware, good lineman, etc… Ed Reed was a great player who benefited from huge talent around him that enabled him to do his thing. They call them luxury players in soccer.
>>151145190Holy fuck that ravens bar is even shorter than kyler
>>151144006Yeah I’m thinking castefootball has better NFL discussion
>>151145276Coward.
>nfl scheduled 0 good games this weekend because they know they can't compete with chad playoff baseballsmart move goodell
>>151145356It'll be a battle of who sucks less, the Texans offense or Ravens defense
can someone post more dov please?
>>151145545>best game of the week was on TNF Grim
>>151145545Baseball should consider shortening the season for no other reason than having the playoffs start before the NFL regular season does. There’s no other sports going on for months of their season, and they still manage to fuck up drumming up interest.
Is Cam Newton right?
>>151145356Henry does have a history of destroying the Texans so it's a possibility
>>151145581>>151145581That's not exactly a high bar but he might be right
>>151145570that won't ever happen, moving the postseason out of october would be considered sacrilegious
>Wow: The zesty Cam Newton thinks that a shitty black player is better than a shitty white player right now. >This news brought to you by AIPAC
>>151145324>5th most injured offense among playoff teamYou just read the injury report data but since you don't actually follow the team you have no clue what you're talking about. A lot of the players were returning from month long injuries like broken fibula bones. You're not playing at 100% when you come back from that.
>>151145581Shedeur chose to be the third string in Cleveland over the backup in Baltimore. I don't think there is a player in the NFL with worse decision making ability.
>>151144218mental retardation
>>151145639But is he wrong though? Dart is a mobile white QB with 0 games of experience, yet easily defeated Herbert who is the 2nd best pocket passer in the league. Mobile QBs are better.
>>151145655sorry i should've been more clear. the retard i replied to is the retard, not the chad who put the Lions at #3
Its UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYbh8DN_g5Q
>>151145581Shaduer has thrown less interceptions than JJ
>>151145668Herbie might actually be less clutch than Lamar which is extremely impressive.
>>151145581he's only saying that because of their skin colors
>>151145684he's taken fewer sacks too, maybe cam is onto something
>>151145680BASED
>>151145684>>151145698Shaduer also never made a business decision in the owl. He is better than an MVP.
Diddy going to prison4yrs
>>151145698a zesty nigga like Shedeur doesn't need to be on the field to take sacks
Drew Allar is still QB1 next year, fuck all of you
>>151145744I hope that's not true cause if it is that means this class is gonna be godawful
>>151145727>underage sex trafficking and blackmail >4 yearsHow long has this country been run by pedophiles?
>>151145759Probably since the beginning
>>151145744That says a lot about everyone else, he should be QB7 in a normal year
He's right you know
F
>>151145752>>151145799You have AIDS
>>151145830KWAB. Based Kaep is gonna dance on this faggot's grave.
>Against that defense. Throwing the ball that many times and no turnovers. I can't say enough good things about MacShould they sit Purdy a bit longer
Is she too fat for you guys? If not, what is too fat for you?
Salt Lake City should have a teamWhat are we calling them?
>>151145911Yes. Purdy already rushed himself back too early and hurt his toe even more. He must sit until he's 100%.
>>151145935this is thick enough, but we can get thicker.
>>151145937The Salty Sea Men
>>151145937The Salt Lake Rams. Kroenke is forced to give SoFi to the Raiders and the Spanos gets Allegiant.
>>151145937Mormons don't deserve anything, and they shouldn't exist.
I can't get sex with women without paying them. Haven't worked in 3 years so it's also the same time I had sex. Hopefully my Broncos beat the iggles.
>>151145935Yes this is fat. Too fat? probably not, but its fat.
>>151145877Qrd?
>>151146016He sacked Kaep and got a fumble recovery in the Ravens owl win against the niners.
Just found out a guy in my fantasy league is a Rams fan and I started making fun of the "Rams don't have fans thing" and I'm pretty sure he got upset :(I have to remember I can't use the same banter outside of 4chan
>>151146039He sounds based and you a fag
>>1511459353 steps too fat already
>>151146055>fantasy league >basedlol no
>>151146039Don't stop being based just cause he's a fag
>>151145937Gunners
>>151145937>>151145972Salt Lake City Chargers. Spanos deserves nothing and SoCal doesn't want him. The Raiders are tied to Vegas for the foreseeable future and Kroenke built SoFi with his own money so you can't force him out.
>>151146107The Raiders and Rams need to swap because both teams are flopping in their current cities.
Macaque Jones got em slipping.
>>151145830Sad
If I were a GM I'd only draft trustworthy intelligent people. I wouldn't draft any untrustworthy unintelligent people. I dont even like being around untrustworthy unintelligent people so I'd actively cut them or trade them away until I had an entire roster of trustworthy intelligent people. I'd also make sure to hire a trustworthy intelligent head coach who would only hire trustworthy intelligent assistant coaches
>>151144006literally me
>>151146161That's how most teams handled it before the 90's. The Cowboys changed the game by making a dynasty out of the biggest scumbags in the game.
>>151146039sounds like he's a bitchbants are the basis of sports fandom
They are saying Taylor is more washed than Travis
I can't stand untrustworthy unintelligent people. They don't belong in our league and shouldn't be accepted as equals in society
>>151145649Same applies for everyone else Ok now post your LT cope and the rest of the cope list
OOF
There are probably untrustworthy unintelligent people in this thread with us right now.
>>151146234kwab
>>151146236I'm unintelligent but trustworthy
>>151146234Looks like Steelers are gonna win the AFC North
Just give us one (1) game on Fridays and Saturdays for fuck's sake. Why the fuck not?Is it tied to observation of the Jewish sabbath?
>>151146261It is illegal for the NFL to play on Friday and Saturday during the high school and college football season.
>>151146273I don't care. Seems like a stupid outdated agreement that is holding back the sport.
>>151146273Is that still the case? I knew it at least used to be. I'd prefer a Friday Night game over a Thursday Night Game desu.
The Kiwi is pregnant with my child
>>151146280If you don't give kids time to play football, you're going to run out of new players really quickly.>>151146285Yeah thats why they have Saturday games at the end of the year.
erm dog whistle much?
>instead of watching a competitive and meaningful game, i'm stuck with a retard team getting dunked onfucking WHY?
>>151146234*saves our season*
>>151146312The people love the lwwwions
>>151146340No one likes that faggot dirty ass team
These are grown men playing a recess game and people genuinely analyze post game presses conferences like they're some critical life or death situation as if there's 1000s of layers of details to be found in the answers players give. They lost a fucking kid's game, do you expect players to say something profound? There's not much to it at all.
>>151144146>>151145830Vax status?
>>151146353It always makes me laugh when the subject of "taking accountability" comes up, as if some millionaire dropping a ball has any fucking meaningful consequences. People romanticize sports way too much.
>>151146324Is that my nigga dov?
>>151146128The Raiders aren't flopping, Las Vegas just doesn't deserve a team. NFL games being a weekly event means that their games get more tourists than locals.Also the Raiders belong in Oakland. They deserve what they're getting in Vegas for abandoning their real fans.
>>151146225>The Eagles lost their WR1, WR2, RB1, RB2, CB2, and went through 4 starters at LT just like the Chiefs!Except they didn't anon.
Mahomes anon routinely BTFOs this general to the point where it's embarrassing for you all.
>>151146352U mad>>151146353I can't believe how many media careers are made out of asking dumb questions at those conferences
>>151146403Oakland is now an island of ungovernable apes.
>>151146417You say that like it isn't a perfect fit for the Raiders.
1000s of layers of this bussy
>>151146417The perfect people for the Raiders
>>151146423It's not fit for a modern sporting franchise of any kind.
If your team is only as good as the starters, your GM fucking sucks.
>>151146434You don't know anything about the Raiders.Also, what the fuck? Philly has a team and their fans are animals.
Fuck (You)I'm tired of you fuckers hyping up the Bills. They've only beaten 0-3 teams and have the easiest schedule I've seen in my life. It's so obvious the league is astroturfing Josh Allen to win a Super Bowl. They changed the overtime rules and added virtual measurement. Allen is the league darling you pretend Mahomes is.Fuck (You)
>>151146446Don't worry, King Poles spent draft capital on backups
>>151146456>Allen is the league darling you pretend Mahomes is.I mean, he might be going forward but the Chiefs won two Super Bowls against the 49ers solely on bad refs. Both bad calls and bad no-calls against the 49ers. Up until this season the Chiefs were darlings. And now that the refs don't favor them, they look like shit.
>>151146456It will go unreported until playoffs but the Bills defense is very meh and will be their achilles heel when it matters.
>>151146456>Chiefs>Eagles>Burrowless BengalsThat schedule is ridiculously easy.
so you can just illegally punch players in the face now?!
>>151146460Their first 3 picks for the next half decade should be all Offensive and Defensive line.
>>151146407Like clockwork
>>151146476>two Super Bowls against the 49ers>twoYou could argue they missed a roughing the passer call against Jimmy in the first owl but what is the excuse for the 2nd owl.
>>151146496The Chiefs O-line was holding every play in both Super Bowls. We saw what it looks like when the refs actually call those when the Chiefs went against the Bucs.
>>151146496>>151146505C'mon guys. Don't get the statmutt riled up
>>151145937Salt Lake Soakers
>>151146483Not sure but I doubt that's why he fumbled, he had already taken a hand off the ball
Reminder that the one time Mahomes was too injured to play in the playoffs, Chad Fucking Henne took the system 99 yards for a touchdown. If anything, Mahomes is the expendable one.
>>151146483>36 shaking his booty at the camerazozzle
>>151146530UH OHSTINKY
Michael McCorkle Mac Jones
>>151146456>>151146479Week #01 Ravens (1-3) .250Week #02 Jets (0-4) .000 Week #03 Dolphins (1-3) .250Week #04 Saints (0-4) .000Week #05 Patriots (2-2) .500Week #06 Falcons (2-2) .500Week #08 Panthers (1-3) .250Week #09 Chiefs (2-2) .500Week #10 Dolphins (1-3) .250Are you fucking kidding me? This has to be the easiest schedule in the last decade. Especially for a team that made the playoffs.
>>151146543Who can stop him?
>>151146530MAHOMESIAN clipboard holder
>>151144749>the clutch gene of Brady**has lost two him twice
Based Reek
>>151146563Bill Belichick.
>>151146543AI shit mack is a niners puto
no wonder he's injured all the time
>>151144115BRINGBACKMYBOTES
>>151146583>Powerful
>>151146505All O-lines hold in the modern NFL. > We saw what it looks like when the refs actually call those when the Chiefs went against the Bucs.You mean in the season where 2 starters got hurt on the o-line and then the 2 backups got hurt so in the superbowl they were playing with backups of backups?>>151146530>>151146540Mahomes didn't get a game ending injury and could still play but Reid insisted he get checked. Chiefs were ahead and and Henne only carried them for one drive. Now compare that to Brady's 2nd playoff game where he got injured and in the 2nd quarter and refused to return back to the game. Bledsoe won the entire 2nd half without Brady. It shows you how elite the Patriots defense was at the time. They scored on their own.
>Mac Jones>Sam Darnold>Daniel JonesAre you hearing it? Sounds like marching..
>>151146578They just won their superbowl last night. let them enjoy
>>151146594He's an elite slopposter
>>151146563wtf? is this real?
>>151146567
>>151146595>Can't stop thinking about Bradywhy do you have this unhealthy obsession?
>>151146614This anon >>151146567 mentioned Brady out of no where yet you said nothing to him. Why is that?
Wouldn't it be great if the Chiefs won again?
>>151146619>out of nowhere>literally quoting a mahomo nuthugger
>>151146610Can we get the stat of quarterbacks most brutally raped by Brady in AFC championship games or owls?
>>151146619Because he doesn't go on crazy seething rants and shits up the thread like you do. Just post the picture and take a vacation already. Thread is better when you're gone
>>151146583which rock fixes turf toe?
>>151146610Now post their records when trailing 25+
>>151146623The Chiefs are overdue for a bad season. It has yet to happen during the Mahomes era. The league clearly wants Allen to win, so it might be their time.
>>151146583Black QB's never learn.
I can't get enough of Dov screencaps. It's the only thing I look forward to anymore.
>>151146649Check the score in picrel, protip they won this playoff game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R1s1wv5y5g
>>151146660gay
>>151146660I said 25, but then again, I'm talking to the fanbase who doesn't know that 7 > 3.
RIP in peace herbie
>>151146679>RIP in peace>Rest In Peace in peace fucking retard
>>151146700your new is showing
>>151146700It's a doggy dog world out there
The last time the league astroturf a player like this was Carson Wentz.>1. Allen lost in overtime.The league changed the overtime rules.>2. Allen didn't get 4th down.The league added virtual measurements.>3. Allen made a deep playoff runYet got the easiest schedule >>151146456 I've seen in my life.>4. Allen was losing against the Bengals.The league let them get a do-over game after Hamlin went down.>5. Allen had significantly worse stats than Lamar, lost the head to head, and didn't get the 1 seedThe league gifted him MVP.
>>151146715Imagine seething at the fucking Bills
>>151146679The Chargers season really ended the moment their franchise LT went down. As a Chiefs fan I'll admit you guys probably would have made a deep playoff run this season. It is what it is.
>>151146654There's a whole website that complies his quality worknitter.net/nfl_dovkleiman
Travis can still injure his spinal cord and never use his wood again
>>151146726Imagine beating a team 4 times in a row, and each season they start off ranked higher than your team in power rankings.
>>151146715>easiest schedule I've seen in my lifeThanks for confirming that this is your second season watching the NFL
>>151146700You're mean
>>151146660Gets embarrassed in the superbowl>b-but Brady got blown up in a divisional gameBrady makes the greatest comeback in superbowl history>b-but Mahomes did the same thing in a divisional game
Is the Brock Purdy contract on the same level as Deshaun Watson at this point? Franchise killing bad? You can literally start anyone in this SF offense and win 12 games
>>151146764When it's all said and done they might have 14 wins over sub .300 teams. They are in a position to make history.
Fuck the Bears’ ownership for trying to get public money to fund their move to Arlington Heights
>>151146726they and Allen are so overrated it offends me.
>>151146779Not even close. Most contracts nowadays have escape clauses after 2 or 3 years. Deshauns is fully guaranteed. I hate being a 20/20 hindsight thinker but idk what the Browns were thinking
>>151146726It's not the Bills that create the hate, it's the new york media sucking them off. They struggled against the 0-4 Saints and 0-4 Jets.
>>151146789You wouldn't say that to his face
>>151146779Not even close. There isn't nearly as much guaranteed money and worst case the niners are only stuck with him for this and next year. There will never be a contract worse than Watson's.
>>151146775Playing like shit and making a comeback is nothing to brag about.
>>151146700Ultra newfag detected
>/nfl/ hates travis because he's too coolsad
Post S-tier quarterbacks.
>>151146841
>>151146830I love this jock douchebag like you wouldn't believe.
>>151146782You're basing that off of 4 weeks of play lmao. There have been teams that started out 4-0 and 5-0 and ended up missing the playoffs and teams that started out 2-2 that made it
>Purdy is a systembab as we all knewWell yeah.
>>151146841elite
>>151146863In 1992 the Chargers started 0-4 and still made the playoffs.
>>151146870Are there any black system QBs?
>>151146875I remember several years ago the Toxins started out 0-3 and made the playoffs too
>>151146880Jalen Hurts
>>151145935She is fat.But she doesn't have a flabby gut.She has a nice tum.I would like to breed.
is cam right?
>Purdy is a system babby>Shanny is a tranny moronWhich is it
>>151146891>chiefs receiptsI don't use twatter, do the red quotation marks mean you follow that account or something
>>151146863>Dolphins just lost Tyreek>Ravens lost Lamar>Bengals lost Burrow>Saints, Jets, Panthers, and Texans are draft lottery teamsThe only teams that will have a winning record on their schedule are the Chiefs, Eagles, Bucs, and maybe Steelers.
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46479713/arthur-jones-won-super-bowl-ravens-dies-39F
>>151146881In 2010 Jed York was laughed at by the media for saying that his 0-5 49ers were going to win the division. They were one game off and would have won the NFC if they had beaten the Rams in week 16.
Anytime I see someone post "Bills have a weak schedule" I just remember that first game they played against the Ravens who, at that point of the season, basically had (one of) the strongest starting rosters coming into the beginning of the season. >>151144225They came back from a 15 points deficit with less than 5 minutes in regulation against one of the objectively better teams in the league. The Ravens' current record isn't a fair indication of how "not good" they are. The Bills simply played better and got a clutch win, something not many other teams would have been able to do against that same Ravens team at the same point in the season - Week 1.
>>151146890>Virgin doesn't know about shape wear. Please do not post that webm to educate him, thanks
>>151146920*NFCW
Mahomes is a poor sport for playing on down 40-6 with 3 minutes left in the 4th. No honor. No class. Lost any shred of respect I had for him watching him statpad and decieve statbabies as if he wasn't abysmal dogshit.the whole game.
>>151146920It's a good think that they didn't win or else we wouldn't have gotten to watch that meme game
>>151145937Salt Lake Squirters
>>151146917Jon Jones brother died?
>>151146920And the 49ers lost that game because Mike Singletary started Troy Smith instead of Alex Smith.That pissed me off but at least we got Jim Harbaugh because of it.
>>151146912it means they're links to those accounts or tags
The Bills also play tough games against the Buccs, Steelers, Chiefs, and Eagles. Both games against the Pats are also going to be tough because they're divisional games. This whole "Bills have a cupcake schedule" is the ultimate cope against a team who everyone thought was going to lose in Week 1.
>>151146926The Eagles are dickheads for statpadding once the game was over and doing the Gatorade celebration early. They know they only won since the Chiefs were injured. They had to hold that 2022 Superbowl L for 2 years.
>>151146914>>151146914>a bottom feeder lost a guy out of their primeThey were going to be shit with or without Tyreek because Tua has CTE>Lameme is likely injured for a couple of weeks at the most>Bungles>winning anything ever>Saints, Jets, Panthers, and Texans are draft lottery teamsTrue except I think the Panthers will win several more games and won't be bottom feeders like the other three
>>151146966>owl 1 was a closely-contested affair with a controversial ending >owl 2 was a complete ass raping cThe Xheifs owl doesn't count because the Eagles didn't have Saquon.
>>151146891>>151146912It's sad seeing Cam Newton debase himself on ESPN. Stephen A is the Chiefs guy on the set so he has to play the role of the contrarian. He doesn't actually believe in the stuff he's saying. He's no different from a pro-wrestler who is paid to lose (aka a JOBBER). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Job_(professional_wrestling)
is he right?
>>151146942WE WANT CARR
My Broncos are heading to Philadelphia today.
If you're a GM and you have no franchise QB. Would you pick up the phone and call the 49ers about Brock Purdy? Genuinely curious what his market currently is.
>>151147007Sheduer might actually end up being a decent backup if he learns to throw the ball away but he didn't show any signs of stopping that in the preseason
>>151146980statmutt isn't going to like this trvke
>>151147018I wonder how horses feel about flying
>>151147024>Would you pick up the phone and call the 49ers about Brock Purdy?No but I would call about Mac Jones.
>>151147018i wonder how much it costs to ship a horse
>>151146715>2.The virtual measurement is the league trying to appease retards by saying they did something to fix it. If that ball was spotted wrong it was because the ref spotted it wrong and the new system does nothing to "assist" the ref in spotting the ball. It's just a virtual chain gang. If the cuckeye system was in place during that game it would have been the exact same outcome.
>>151147029i don't think they understand the concept of flying
>>151147029They used to do it all the time in ancient greece.
he's right you know
>>151146980>owl 1 was a closely-contested affair with a controversial endingChiefs had a walkin TD which they turned down to kill the clock. The game wasn't as close as we recall it.>owl 2 was a complete ass raping cOnly one team was healthy in that rematch. What more proof do you need than their last matchup from 2 weeks ago. Eagles only won by 3 points despite the Chiefs not having their best weapons.
why not?
>>151147035
>>151147059I don't remember that walk-in TD because iit didn't happen, unlike that 40-6 SODOMIZING by my iggles
I just found out about the Kyren Lacey incident and now I'm sad. Never trust the police desu
>>151147078>I don't remember that walk-in TDhttps://youtu.be/TUVxPA2DlqA?t=2990YOUR BOOTY STATUS:[X] BLASTED[_] NOT BLASTED
>>151147072Probably cause of the people there, they call it minnesomalia for a reason
Chiefs
your team makes big plays, right?
>>151147117Jeets
>>151147100Not a touchdown! My booty is mine, it belongs to me, you cannot have my booty. It remains unblasted.
>>151147045>>151147046Contradicting posts!
>>151147124Bears and Bengals kinda surprising
>>151147121Wtf they're all in the endzone
>>151147134problem?
Me when reading about Dak Prescott
I was raped by Matt Stafford...
>>151147162sorry to hear that, joe
>>151147148Those boobs look weird. They're like long tubes. She should ask for a refund for whatever 3rd world doctor gave her that boobjob. I've never cared for boobs anyway, always been a pussy/ass man myself
>>151147148Goddamn..
"Assume the position" is better than not assuming said position.
>>151146476>>151146505>>151144192https://youtu.be/H6ioZYi-6X8?t=1304
>>151146917>Chandler isn't the first Jones brother to dieStrange timeline
>>151147195>needing to watch jewtube documentary on the Queefs because (you) never watch the gamesKek
For me, it’s my Detroit Lions. The most soulful team in the league.
>>151147220Would be nice to see you in the Owl
>>151147233Bills are based as well.
Tonight for me, it's Zaawaadi.>>151147220Genuinely the most balanced and entertaining offense in the league. It would be good for the league if they made it to the Super Bowl, they're so damn entertaining.
>>151147075I’m getting my horse a train ticket.
>>151147072It’s in London. That’s tough to pull off last minute.
>>151147220>>151147233Nick Wright said Bills, 49ers, and Lions fans act tough online but when you meet them in person they're genuinely nice people. He said the Eagles however have all been dicks to both him and his family. He's been in 3 situations that could have come to blows and out of the 20 times he's had issues more than half were with Eagles fans.
>>151147251Yeah well how the frick is a train getting you are horse overseas?
>>151147271We're all a happy football family.
It's looking like a redzone all day type of gameday. Maybe I'll watch TB vs SEA too.
>>151147272
>>151147251Your mom doesn't need a ticket.
>>151147272polar express
>>151147287Fake.>>151147294This actually makes sense, I concede
>>151147279The southern and midwestern nice fanbases are all a nice little family. It's the north east fans that are the problem. Boston, Philly, and NY teams are all assholes.
>>151147293
>>151147293:o
The Eagles and Lions are the gold standard for team construction right now.
>>151147301please bathe
>>151147287No such thing as the deeprun tram
>>151146917Totally normal for a 39 year old athlete to have a heart condition and die from a heart attack.Stop saying it's the vaxx
>>151147314In the last 6 years the best GMs have been1. Eagles2. 49ers3. Ravens4. Chiefs5. Lions
>>151147314Eagles yesLions noDan Campbell is a useless meathead, much like your mom is.
>>151147326He probably did one too many lines with his brother, Johnny Bones.
>Finna nigga. Dats gon be 260 milly plus tip nigga. >Blicky hot in da cut rn cuh ass nigga.>SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRTExcuse me?
>>151147333based tripsthis guys mom is fucking gay
>>151146234the absolute state of shitdoor
>>151147332faggot
>>151147372Nta, but I assume she’s lovely and makes great breakfast.
>>151147384Well you dream about actually penetrating a pussy so yeah it makes perfect sense weirdo.
>>151147329i think rams should be on this list too
>>151147329Not the Bills?
>>151147247she got porn?
For me it's this Bills fan milf. I can't explain why I'm attracted to her, she's not even good lookinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2jA27AZmzU
>>151147397>Well you dream about actually penetrating a pussyAs opposed to what you dream about penetrating all the time?
>>151147329>2. 49erslmao Lynch is a fucking retard outside of the late rounds.
>>151147406faggot
>>151147427she definitely got sickle cell anemia
>>151146660>won a divisional game down by 24 with the ball on the 30 and 11 minutes left in the second quarter>this is the same exact thing as coming back from 25 down in the superbowl with 2 minutes left in the third quarterHoly fucking cope.
>>151147438>t. non ball knower
>>151147435MOMMY
>>151147329You forgot0. GoodellThe reffies roster is STACKED.
>>151147402Rams GM made a Faustian bargain to build a super team around Stafford. It was moves made to win in the short term but screw them over in the long term. It is pure luck things ended up turning out good for them.>>151147407They are too Josh Allen dependant. Put another QB on that roster and they miss the playoffs.>>15114743849ers have been to 2 super bowls and are winning with Mac Jones. Their roster was the envy of the league in 2023. It's not their fault everyone got injured in 2024.
>>151147459Brady had the greatest defensive coach of all time. It's easier to make a comeback when you have that. Fun fact brady never won without a top 10 defense while Mahomes won with the 5th worst defense (of teams to win a superbowl).
>>151147479Fun fact: Mahomes never won without the refs
>>151147462>>151147470>fleeces the Bears only to draft an obvious bust>traded everything to draft trey lance>picked jake fucking moody in the third roundThese alone disqualify him from being the number 2 GM
>>151147465I want her to sit on my face. After my team sends her Bills home crying.
>>151147489KWAB
Being a GM is more of a crapshoot than people realize. Even the "good" ones misfire more often than people think.
>>151147491>>151147512Eagles GM passed on Justin Jefferson. The only reason fans let him get away with it is because he ended up getting AJ Brown. There's an alternate universe out there where the Eagles have AJ Brown, Justin Jefferson, and Sauqon Barkley and they win 5 straight Superbowls.
>>151147512Yeah. Nobody makes the right decisions or picks 100% of the time. Doesn't mean they're bad
>>151147519Nah, super team offenses never work. Way to many cooks in the kitchen asking for way to much money
>>151147532But it has worked before
>>151147541No i dont think so
>>151147541nah you have
>>151147544Well what's the benchmark for an "offensive super team"?
>>15114756150 passing touchdowns
>>151147489Mahomes sisters our response?
>>151147573Yes, how will Mahomes fans possibly cope with him already being one of the greatest QBs of all time?
>>151147573fuck off loser. please.
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