rip snorter edition
What a sport AFL is, where the pinnacle for any player is to play for their local club. The pride they must feel slipping on a ... (insert obscure Melbourne suburb of your choice) jersey. How could a State or Australian jersey ever compete with that
first of all, i know all of you haters will think i'm bs'ing but that's ok because i know i'm telling the truth. after i watched the catters bane GF (i was so upset because Jezza is the man) i saw my idol Jeremy Cameron in the Tullamarine airport! i talked to him, and gave him my condolences. and he definitley told me that he ALREADY had a fractured arm before the run town tackle on fletcher, but the tackle snapped it. he also showed me his jaw and it was swollen BADLY (another frature). Then he winked and showed me his ribs which were separated, one of them was sticking out of his chest grotesquely. he also said that he tried to finisht the game as soon as he suffered his injuries by kicking quick goals.
nrlsperg starting early
>>151147190?
you know what you did
we should start a punters club
>>151146532afl isnt a sport its a league
the south australian national football league
looks good
iggas
>>151147684I like it
Good morning alf
>>151147684who?
>>151147112lgm
i love xxxx gold
>footy isn't popular in Syd-ACK
>>151147867Theres only one team there it makes sense, its the exact same for the Storm
>>151147261Oh my
>>151147886Oh
>>151147867A more accurate depiction would be to do per 100,000 residents of each state as Victoria has both a smaller population and more clubs
>>151147907Whats your point anon you just proved me right
new eggfooty is up
>>151147925>Oh, you're right
>>151147949Look at your graph mate, find where it says Melbourne Storm
Based schizophrenic
whats your fucking problem mate
poo
would they be good at footy?
do you think you're better off alone?
>NO!!! MY LAST $50!!!
>daicos 2nd again
will aschroft = locked innick daicos = up in the air
Smiff has gone too far this time lads.
>>151147867Bs because Port get more people to games than Sydney
>>151148488she would have got wet at the thought of him fucking her
>>151148488How dare he
How dare he
blokes on his p plates with two normies
>>151148405maybe a few more 16 disposal games would have won nick the cope
>>151148558How dare he?
>>151148488
>>151146636>Ken ConesSeems jewish.
god i love being filthy fucking rich
Who dares wins
>>151147867North legitimately has less supporters than GWS now? Grim.
>>151147867>>151147907>>151148656I'm pretty sure this is roy morgan data, their testing is not good.
>walks up to random person in sydney>which afl team do you support?>well i dont really follow afl but sydney i gue->WRITE THAT DOWN, COUNT IT
>>151148677kek
Beautiful, sunny day today but no plans to go outside
>>151148755Crispola. Thinking a few tinnies and blacking out.
Ive gotta play taxi for my misso today and drop her off and pick her up from a hens she's got on
It's time to address Australia's drinking and gambling culture.
>>151148804*raises a glass to your address*
>>151148755Perfect weather to slightly open a window for fresh air
>>151148671>>151148677That's exactly what they do kek, the questions asked to each participant were:>Which one AFL team do you support?>Which one NRL team do you support?It should be limited to one choice, but they want to believe being a cross-coder is possible (it isn't).
>>151148794why can't the cunt drive herself
>>151148804I bet you a slab you can't prove I have a problem with either.
>>151148870She will be drinking all day.Its a hens night thing
>>151148870hard to operate a vehicle when you a black out drunk and have a male strippers cum dripping out your pussy
GWS vs Saints in 17 bings
>>151148882I'd be uncomfortable with my significant other doing this
>>151148891oh must be the elimination final replay on foxfooty?
>>151148892Yea true, his "misso" sounds like a pig. Thank God I'm an incel.
why is kane cornes so good but caroline wilson is shit
shy submissive muslim gf 2026
>>151148488What did he say?
>>151147704Crisp
>>151148962>muslim
>>151148962doesn't existthey're all loud and abusive in the household
what's for lunch
>>151149028dont ask me that question
>>151149050how dare he
>>151149028Vegemite toast
>>151149028I’m doing keto starting today
Morn
>>151149182good mornig
>>151148488SOFT. Game has gone.People often commentate on Smith's looks (that he's hot).>>151148973He said she's never looked better (when Max Holmes dressed up as her).
>Flanders to St. KildaTheir cap is going to explode in 2-3 years, right?
convinced the st kilda list manager doesnt watch football and just looks at fantasy scores
>>151149220I think their issue might be their young guns will leave when they try to re-sign expecting a decent offer only to be told they need to re-sign for unders because the list manager's son is on $900k.
>>151149229
>>151149238would not want to be a budding intern
>>151149199>He said she's never looked better (when Max Holmes dressed up as her).kek
dogs eye with dead horse for lunch
when was the last time collingwood went back to back?
>St Kilda makes triumphant return to finals>Finish 7th >Re-sign Lyon>Young stars improving ready to take the next step>Finish 5th>With salary cap bursting ask out of contract emerging stars to re-sign for less>NWM leaves for SA when offered less than $2 million a year>Collingwood, Richmond and Hawthorn poach a handful of their best youngsters>Only a couple stay>Recruit some old free agents and delisted players to avoid plunging down the ladder>Finish 9th>Ross the Boss retires and nopes out with a year left on his contract>New coach brought in and left holding the bag as the club bottoms out with a bunch of ageing overpaid spuds and no early draft picks
>>1511492951936
how can the aints afford everyone?
how dare he
marshall outtdk inthats a net loss
>>151149282Could also be read as Max has never looked better when he dressed up as Caro. But yeah, people wanting to be offended/free clicks.
labelling people who dress up as gay characters as homophobic just makes people hate gays even more kek
>>151149303He doesn't really plan for the long term. Going to fuck them and leave them to rot like St. Kilda mk. I, and Fremantle.>>151149329Next coach's problem.
>>151149329Playing devil's advocate I assume they've paid the 95% minimum for the last 2 or 3 years and are now preparing to go pay overs and front load a lot into 2026 with understanding that the TPP increases in 2027. They may have genuinely balanced this well and found a window they could squeeze payments into leaving room when the salary cap increases in 2 years. Or they could have completely fucked themselves and their cap a few years from now. Guess we'll see.
>>151149391>They may have genuinely balanced this wellList manager is SoS, the guy who was accepting brown paper bags at Carlton.
>>151149406Yeah, I know. It's much more likely they have fucked themselves down the line but just entertaining the possibility they haven't.
https://x.com/VoteLewko/status/1974058752258211913BASED TRADIE
how fucking DARE he
Why do they constantly wave Palestine flags and never Australian flags
>>151149456because iranian psy ops work
>>151149456Those people hate this country and consider it land stolen by white invaders. They feel the same way about Israel and Palestine even though jews aren't white.
>>151149456everyone hates israel, which is fair enough if you think about it.
>>151148892You must be pretty insecure
best case she is just giving the male stripper a blowie tonight
>>151149494I hate this country and feel like its been stolen by anti white j**ish dick suckers, literally and metaphorically speaking.
>>151149494>hate this country Objectively correct, Australians are disgustingly servile incurious crabs in a bucket.
>>151148882Classy girl.
just checked facebook for the first time in a couple of months. high school chad is still winning big time. fucks sake.
>>151149586Does any other Western country have such a fundamental visceral hate for their own countrymen as >us? Seems >we treat each other worse than others in general.
To be honest with you guys, the AFL Grand Final feels like a vague memory that happened 3 months ago.The game was played and then... everything moved on 5 minutes later. Camerons' arm, Mad Monday scandals, tradeweek, Brisbane's dodgy picks, etc. No one really seems to give a shit about it anymore.The NRL Grand Final is tomorrow (get excited) and people will likely stop caring about that one immediately as well since it feeds right into the F1 race in Singapore.Both footy codes going out with a whimper.
>>151149558People dont really do strippers anymore. Its considered a low-class boomer thing. The hens tonight doesn't involve strippers and the bucks which is next Saturday which im attending will not feature strippers. If you want to see people naked just watch porn.
>>151148794>>151148882
>>151149624Strippers are low-class. But binge-drinking, no, that's dignified and respectable.
>>151149624>The hens tonight>bucks which is next SaturdayAren't these meant to be close to the wedding? Not weeks/months out?
gen z ruin everything
>>151149675The wedding is on the 18th mate. You can come if you want?
>>151149688was at the shops today, some zoomer chick talking to her friend or whatever, overheard her saying something being "yuki beast">yuki beasti was wondering what the fuck yuki beast is supposed to mean, whether it's new slang for something or some shit. i then realised yuki beast was actually "UK-based" but her fucked up mutt quasi-yank accent made her talk like a retard
>Bucks party>Play D&D with the lads instead of anything raunchy>On a quest to defeat some evil>Have to stay overnight in town>No rooms available in the tavern, need to stay at an... establishment>There are succubus entertainers thereFelt somehow even more degenerate than if a 3d pig was brought in.
>>151149754>On a quest to defeat some evilwhy's he getting married then haha
Mihocek joining the Demons on a 2 year deal
>>151149788Premiership window open.
>>151149788who?
>>151149797Collingwood forward Brody Mihocek is leaving the Magpies, joining the Melbourne Demons on a two-year deal as an unrestricted free agent.
>>151149788RIP, Brodie was decent until the end>We wish him, his partner Polly and their son Arthur all the best for this next chapter.>We wish him, his partner>partner>and their sonOk fuck off, what do >we get in return?
>>151149797
collingwood is so fucked kek
>>151149807>>151149823am i supposed to know him?
>>151149675traditionally yeah but people put space between them now to avoid shit like eyebrows being shaved off or passing out blind drunk and waking up in Geraldton airport
>>151149827Was Collingwood's """star""" forward next to Elliott. Decent first half of the season, but after the halfway mark only kicked like 2 goals.Super cooked, so the only thing that could be done was to move to the hellfires of Demonland to turbocook him.
collingwood timing a bottom out for when tassie fucks the draft perfectly
Any movers and shakers in?
>>151149857They'll get lots of compo when Nick Daicos moves over to Tasmania.
Nick daicos will end up at the devils kek
Naicos coached under Bucko in the back half of the 20s. Interesting timeline this
>>151149877Long championship history between the two of them. Can see them bringing Tasmania success.
The Nick daicos obsession is becoming troubling
>block moving traffic>get run over>how can this happen to me????every time kek
Nicholas Daicos is based as fuck.
based on what
Knob is begging for a flogging
>>151149964Even if someone is blocking traffic, drivers dont have a right to hit people.
congratulations to darcy cameron but everyone needs to acknowledge nick daicos season
>>151149981Luv me dosn
>>151149977based man working at a hens night
>>151149981
>>151150010bombers are now a prelim playing football club
>>151149005just the arab ones
>we'll take andrew mcgrath over hugh mccluggage thanks
>>151149980while true don't act shocked when it happens
>>151149980everyone has a breaking pointyours might be 6 hours sitting in trafficsomeone elses could be 30 minsi wouldnt be fucking with many people in this day and age
>walk around a bad neighbourhood at night with thousands in cash poking out of your pockets>get robbed>WTF HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?? ROBBERY IS ILLEGAL!!!!
never understood why/how people get so worked up about how others drive, it's not a big deal, who cares
>>151150106crisp tradie
what do the palestine protestors even want?send innocent australians over to die in war? maybe they can go fight for the cause first
>>151150106clearly you haven't had to deal with jeeted drivers yet, total warzone
>>151150106TRVKEIf someone's driving like a dickhead I keep left and let them pass, they can go get fined/fucked for all I careIf someone's driving like a gramps totally understandable, will stay slow or simply overtake carefully
>North melbourne, sydney and fremantle have offered Jai Serong deals
>>151150141who?
>>151148405kek perfect image for mcrae the coper
>>151150147caleb's brotherwon a vfl b&f, seems like a decent player
>>151150158>3 years in the afl>10 games>living off brothers nameyep trade week has started where every spastic over rates every shit cunt list clogger
>>151150147the mole man
>>151150167why are you so angry?
>>151150169lol
>>151150106>Its not a big deal,It actually is as driving can easily kill others
>>151150174because you could have told me this cunt had been delisted and picked up for freei dont need to see news of players who dont get games
>did he... did he just SLOW DOWN EARLIER THAN I WOULD??? I'M GOING TO FUCKING LOSE IT!!!
some towel head bitch cut in front of me the right lane of a freeway and proceeded to do 80i dont normally have road rage but i was fully prepared to kill her that day
>EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T DRIVE EXACTLY LIKE I DO IS A SHIT DRIVER!!!!
>>151150229yes
>drive like a moron, putting the health and safety of other drivers at risk>but who cares, its none of your business xd The absolute state of this anon's "logic"
>>151150201F u c k i n g T H I S
whinging babies, all of you
>>151150239Which part is driving like a moron? Slowing down? Good, wipe off 5 and mitigate the chance of running over a spastic
>>151150239not sure why (probably) josh is trying to drum up a spergout, i'll concede that we should care when there is a genuine risk, i stand by my point in ordinary circumstances though
Sun's out, lads. Looks like it's a beer and chronic masturbation kind of day.
>>151150201pretty much thisusing the right lane to not overtake is as dangerous as going 200kmph is
I don't even know what you cubes are talking about someone got ran over?
>>151150254Crisp
might block a major road to protest why women dont have sex with me
>>151150268>cubescunts*
the amount of women who walk around Melbourne cbd with their slutty tummies on display is reaching boiling point
>>151150294i mostly notice how most australian women dress like tacky tasteless shit
as soon as the sun comes out, they wear less and less. I love it
>>151150025The fact that Ben Dixon's opinion on anything is treated with anything other than ridicule is an indictment on the football media landscape.
>>151150314they seem to overshoot it and dress overly slutty as soon as it's not cold anymore and then they dial it back a bit
nick daicos girlfriend must love himBECAUSE HE ALWAYS COMES SECOND
more like gullfriend haha
did a big geelong yesterday and some stuck to the bowl, didnt clean it just been pissing on it
how dare HE
Literally who in the holy cuntfuck stops St Kilda next year...
>>151150435Brisbane, Geelong, Hawthorn, Adelaide, Gold Coast, Sydney, GWS, Fremantle.Most of the teams already ahead of them are improving their list too.
>>151150435anything from brisbanes vfl team to around 15th on the afl ladder
>>151150435nick daicos
>>151150443>GeelongThey've been St. Kilda's bitch for the last few years.
>order food for dinner>eating it in the kitchen>roommate enters room>"how much was it?!" "HOW MUCH?!"how do i get the dickhead to stop asking me how much i paid for takeaway? he's done it every time i've ordered food, like his brain runs on some npc script
st kilda are bringing in players that no one else wanted really
>>151150435
ross lyon is such a fucking fraud almost on levels of clarko fraud
>>151150465Pay your share of the rent you fucking bum.
>>151150480so you'd say he's under clarko?
if you dont have 2 norm smiths in your third year that also includes 12 months out of the game with an acl then what the fuck are you doing
>>151150499that's a loaded question
>>151150464Yeah they've been good against them last three years. Geelong still won their most recent and it's 6-4 to Geelong from their last 10 though. Marshall will probably have a massive day against his old mob.
>>151150533MY SIDES
Nick Daicos.
so glad foxfooty was able to call the gf this yeardont have to listen to faggy arse jb for history now>and the lions.... have caught lightning in a bottle
I hope the Stormongs win the nrl so we get a little payback
>>151150560>admits qld is rugby landI knew you'd come around to the truth eventually
>>151150190so what are you going to do about it?
Humphrey for Petracca or fuck off, we will take the risk of Humphrey being any good long term
>>151150565huh?
>>151148884tell me about it
brisbane lions have the most members of any qld sporting club btw
>>151149028aperol spritzes and the contents of some twink in a gstring's balls. my partner and I call it the bottoms brunch!
>>151149295front to back? after most home games
Darcy going in hard, like I do to my arsehole every night.
>>151149883>when Nick Daicos is'nt playing, everyone should be asking "where's Nick Daicos?"
>>151149883The media's? Agreed.
>>151150435the homeless population. failing that, sudos or drunk irish backpackers.
>>151150548Nick Daicos? I didnt even know he was sick>>151150598This already happens
the media control the narrative and the media are always talking about nick daicos
>>151150533soon it'll look like a pirate map with all the folds, creases and tattered edges.
just did a big geelong and it got me thinking how strange it is the fairer sex also do big geelongs
Been hearing a lot about this Greek-Macedonian fella Nick Daicos. You heard tell of Nick Daicos, this Greek-Macedonian fellow?
>>151150634I think its amazing that wombats do cubed geelongs.
shat status?
>>151150636I believe you're referring to the successful Victorian politician called Nick Staikos:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Staikos
>>151150627His career reminds me of that tragedy.
Just want to apologise for all the awful shit I've said in here. I need to be better.
>>151150658You and me both mate, good on ya for calling it out.
Just want to acknowledge all the awful shit I've said in here. I'm comfortable with it and don't need to change at all.
crisp nonces
fucked it all up lads...it's over
Just want to acknowledge the awful shit I'm currently doing. It's stupendous. Ripping my arse a trip to the promised land. Josh FEARS it. Fuck the acknowledgement to country, Acknowledge my Stool you fucken bigots.
qclash in 5
>>151150703ywnbaw
just want to acknowledge that we are meeting on the lands of my people
Just want to acknowledge another afternoon spent downloading porn and doing nothing productive.
cracks me up how nrl fags are always practising their gay little passes and kicks like you cant master that shit in 5 minutes, such a low skill sport.
Is Reviewbrah autistic?
footy?
>>151150834
>>151150834The goat
Iggs
suicide looms
Thoughts on Caro?
Positive update
48 days soberlet me tell you ladsit's not fucking worth itI was miserable in August and I'm still fucking miserable now I fucking hate my jobI never have any fucking energy
>>151150976I'm almost 4 years sober and my life is still shit, only I waste less money.The problem is me by which I mean (You).
>>151150976Something is wrong then, diet, sleep schedules. Get a blood test.
just did a massive western bulldogs list management lads
>>151151007Kek
>>151151007What are they even doing? Wilkie turned them down and so did Deven Robertson and I haven't heard anything about them linked to anyone else. I know they ruled him out but they should target May and just give him a contract with performance clauses if they're worried about their already poor culture copping another hit.
>>151150958OH NO NO NO
What's for dinner, lads?
>>151151075hopefully not anything out of Footscray it's all leftie commie slop these days #refugeeswelcome
>>151151075dont ask me that question
>>151151075fuck up
>>151151075brisket
>>151151099nice
I had some frozen chips and 4 frozen bao buns from aldi for dinner
Do you guys enjoy daylight savings? We don’t do it out west
>>151150990yeah, i've got a week off work so will be seeing a GP for a blood testI'm tired all the time
>>151151135I don't give a pooftas arse what happens out west
>>151151135I don't have an opinion on it, but I don't see a reason to scrap it either
more like gayrights cravings
>It's an 8 year window that they're about halfway through. I just wonder would it be too ruthless to put all chips in the basket and go and get Chris Scott? And say, "we've had four or five chances with you, Chris Fagan, you've done nothing wrong; you've been a very good coach, but we just think if we can get a great coach; an absolute top liner who's been there for a long, long time and done it against the odds more often than not, then he can come in and we can refresh this message to the list." The new voice, the fresh game plan who can challenge guys, who are plateauing a bit at the moment, guys like Charlie Cameron and Zac Bailey and Hugh McCluggage - still very good players, but are they doing what the top liners at other clubs are doing? I don't think so. Re-energise. Re-invent. Show a different system. Be the absolute pointy end of coaching. And give them a chance, whilst they're still in the window, to win that elusive flag. What's it worth to win a flag? How aggressive do you need to be? And the message to the club: "we are doing this". Cause we're not settling. We're not happy. We're not comfortable. This year's over. Alright? So you can easily make the case that they bounce back next year and they're a 14,15,16 win team next year. But are they the grand final contender; the premiership contender that we all think? I'm a gambler. I think if you've got the opportunity to get someone like this, at whatever cost, you drive a wedge into the relationship that he has with Geelong right now, Chris Scott, and you say, "come home and take us to the promised land again." That's where I see it. And there's nothing wrong with Chris Fagan, but this guy is a different beast altogether.- David King, May 26th, 2024
>>151151171fremantles list want for nothing flag favs 2025 btw
>sub the player with the broken arm?>nah>arggh this sub rule thing too hard
>>151151171It’s honestly impressive just how wrong he turned out to be about literally everything he said here. Like a reverse fortune teller.
>you cant win from outside of top 4>you cant back it up again>you lost the QF you can't win now>bane back to back>(you are here)
>>151151191Best coach in the league btw
>>151151224An absolute top liner imo.
>>151151151That's why successful people use cocaine all the time
geelong got the stand rule introduced so stop richmond after they got btfo in 2020what will they do next year
>>151151246Complain there's no injury sub when their 23rd player gets injured and they're a man down.
if you have never done drugs then you are boring imo
>>151151257What if I did a lot of drugs in my youth and now do precisely none outside caffeine?
Free Diddy!
the chad chris fagan>fuck it we will bring lachie on now>oh starce got concussed 5 mins in and now we are a player down>okthe virgin chris scott>clear vision of player broken arm>half time to decide>fuck it we will take that shit ruck off instead>noooooooooooooooooooo its not fair
Never loved my mother.
>>151151260yeahat what point did you think never meant it applied to you?dumb cunt
gonna have to bite the bullet and walk to the bottleo in the rain
*waits at bus stop*
ashleigh woodland can sit on my cock
>collingwood only beat richmond and scraped over the line against demons in 2 months of fotty>beat the crows and thought they were good again
collingwood are unstoppable next year imo
>>151151332Their old list is going to be objectively worse. Where does the improvement come from?
>>151151333>all those first round draft picks the last 3 years of courseoh wait hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>151151333their young players
Why can't the other teams be as good as Brisbane?
>>151151171reverse nostradamus
heads or tails?
>>151151368Tails never fails
>>151151372damn it was heads better luck next time
>>151151372>Tails never failsCan't argue with that.
david "broken clock" king
>>151151171>>151151366>degenerate alcoholic who talks nonsense>attached to his laptopKingy is RC
kingy is a fucking FAGGOT
>>151151380fuckingT H I SHIS
>kingy mate whats your thoughts on the big game>arrrrgh dont get beaten by what you know!>thanks kingy, thats why you are the best in the business
>>151151378A broken clock is right occasionally.
the big man weighed in on swifties' latest?
>>151151210Like the milquetoast shiteating pretend doctor RC would say, it was a test.
miss rc so fucking much
>>151151448no(t yet)
Hope everything is alright with RC, Sofia, Matthew, Emily, Nikolai and the two sets of twins.
>Sofia, Matthew, Emily, Nikolai and the two sets of twins.none of these people exist.
Bleesingslow looms
I wonder if RC still posts on /tv/, I mean that is his original board and film is his true passion
Good evening
lawn fertilizer ONsprinkler ON
Bit quiet for a Saturday night
The soccer's on, lads - Australia Cup Final: Heidelberg vs Newcastle
>>151151761FOY
I've had a surprising amount of homosexual experiences for a straight man.
>>151151768FOW(fuck off wog)
>>151151776ahhhh you got me there fucking hell can I ever recover from this
>>151151761based ecological desert monoculture propagator
SHUSH! the MAORIS are being FAGGOTS i mean SCARY!
>all the swifties i know, even the most hardcore - RADIO SILENCE - about her latest albumkek, it must be that bad, she is FINISHEDshe will NEVER perform at the Toyota AFL Grand Final Pre-Game Entertainment Show
>>151151819what about the big man?
>>151151768Thanks for letting me know, where can I watch?
>>151151837fed squareive heard there is passionate support for soccer in this country and its packed out for every match
Amazing if Heidelberg win
If i had to choose between seeing my team win a flag or seeing England never succeed again in international sport id choose the latter. Its just so funny seeing them lose.
>>151151853Yeah, i’m angloceltic but did soccer growing up instead of footy and cricket
>>151151828he's allowed to perform at the Toyota AFL Grand Final Pre-Game Entertainment Show. which is good.
>>151151867Crisp
the FUCK is wrong with worstcopers? https://www.theage.com.au/national/western-australia/more-than-100-guns-seized-in-police-raids-on-sovereign-citizens-20250930-p5mz2e.html
>>151151867I made that decision in 2001 after the gf
???
i dont even watch any sports england plays
I've seen enough. Neither of these peems are playing finals. Or afl.
peems is /nrl/ termfuck off we dont want you here
How do either of you know it then
everyone knows it because we've been on sp for over a decade you fucking cunt
imagine even typing that you gay cunt
alright ladies break it up
pee!!!!!!!!! poo!!!!!!! hahahah get it you can change words like team into peem hahahahaha xd
>>151152034hahahahahahahaha *gluk gluk gluk gluk gluk gluk* hahahahahah
>nooooo only stupid racist fascist police should have guns!!!!
This is a low bar even for youse. Do better.
One of us has the largest penis in this thread.
>>151152074Me
i have a 7 but it's pencil thin
>>151152074dont you mean peenis hahahaget it cause PEE!!!!
how many of you actually post in other generals or boards?
wouldn't you like to know
>>151152101I think you have the widest vagina in the thread.
>>151152074Probably not me.
yeah I would like to know you daft cunt
10th Suntory and a vigorous diarrhoea.
>>151152089jelqmaxx bro
Just finished dinner but still hungry.
>>151152175harley reid in 10 years
>>151152170vegan moment
>>151152200Vegans eat chicken?
>>151152183gini in 2
>>151152205on the piss at 2am at el jannah or dirtybird?fuck yes they do.
I have the iq of a dog
>>151152235Good boy.
>>151152235come here and lick peanut butter off mummies cock like the good boi you are
i have the memory of a goldfish
>>151152272come here and lick flakes off mummies cock like him.
>>151152272based goal umpire
Feels like a sunday
its a me espresso
>>151152312right?
>>151151837strike out dot im
>>151152235>>151152272>>151152312samefag
>>151151955drugs really fried his brain, didn't they
drugs enhance brain activity lil man
ben cousins was a force of nature
sometimes when i douche my arse for anal play ill fart and water will come out
>>151152235It's been a hard day's night and I've been working like a dog
ENOUGH WITH THE GAY SHIT!
not sure what was gay i play with my own arsehole
>>151152449telling others you do is the gay part.
>>151150958ret pallys are the class for literal faggots
going to clean my room but i need a doco or podcast on while i do itany recs?
>>151152466what's gay about it?
>>151152497a doco? How filthy is your room
>>151152497all podcasts are gimped to the max
About time for a hot fudge sundae.
>>151152497https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVUg-VoPAeA
>>151152521completely fucking disgusting
>>151152542Imagine the smell.
>>151152497fin vs history
daylight savings tonight lads
>>151152497electric lady studio doco on SBS ondemand
>>151152579Already? Fuck that shit. I fucking hate it.
>>151152579cheers
gaylight cravings for me
>>151152579>weekend finna be shortened by an hour
>tfw stoned walks with the dog in the sunset looms
>>151152663based cocos islands dweller
>>151152680based based poster
do you think when nick daicos goes to londonhe will be second to board the flight
>>151152726>Thank you for choosing to fly with Qantas and before you depart we just want to acknowledge Nick Daicos and the season he's had
>>151152726when nick daicos boards a flightthey have to paints swirls on the turbines to ensure he doesn't get sucked into them
>>151152516the attention seeking part is incredibly feminine in nature.
theres a new taylor swift album out btwmisso says its good
>>151152847nothing to do with sexuality btw
Imagine a midfield of harley, zak, baz, and nick
goodnogiht alf.
For me? Drunken prostate probing.
>>151152904guite fella x
>grace scott got fatit's over...
>>151152937
>>151152937>>151152967No friggin way... No wonder Gulden hasn't been in tip-top form...
tonight's 'no
Every local council should provide free gym/leisure centre facilities in this country
>>151153038>free gym/leisure centre facilities in this country>freeWith what money exactly?
>>151153038they do. they're called parks. but they're outside so you'd hate them.
many do, have you ever been to a park?
why do you guys like caroline wilson so much?
Should I go to the park and climb a fuckin tree?
and swim in the pond with the fuckin ducks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOpva_iit-8
finally, a wag with some meat
>>151153102>>151153110Yes mate, be a kid again
>SHUD I CLOIM A FACKEN TREE XD XD XDthe lazy idiot
>>151153131corrrr
>>151152904army photo on the wall with the boys? The plot is definitely thickening>live/grew up in nsw>grafix god>former militaryStarting to think you're a bit of spy mate.
>>151153102go fuck yourself caro you old cunt
>>151153131
casual reminder that xDposting is surely the sign of a mental midget
>>151153178How dare you?
REMEMBER
>>151153264>>151153239When are you selfish cunts lodging a band 1 compo for Allen?
I assume when pick 19 for Starcevich is agreed to in principle.
>>151153239drawing dicks on the sun hearald was fucking great
>your toilet paper, sirhaha crackeralways gets me
>>151153329knew it selfish to the core
>>151153691*successful to the core
>>151153691their time will come
>>151153702think we'll keep allen if you don't want to give him a band 1 contract
cool dont need him anyway
allen is piss draper is pissbrisbane are just piss soakers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ew4X2p55HUthese guys get it
>>151153819Trvke
fine we don't need starc or dev either
oh no! anyway
love the tale of bonnie blue being autistic that makes it so fucking funnier
>>151153762He ain't going back. Bridges have been burned.
Cuck Merrett
>>151153906You're not doing Brisbane a favour by taking either of those. Dev would be delisted or traded out as a courtesy. Starcevich would be kept but they can't match the contract on offer from West Coast.
>>151153964Hello Oscar
oscar is a nice name
why are you trying to have a discussion with iggsboomer?
>>151154073it's an interesting discussion
>>151154018yeah we are brisbane get pick 19 for starc and they get a pick for dev which they can use if they want to try and trade up in the draft or need points for an academy kid
you guys have no idea how the footy world works kekstarcevich would have signed a contract with the eagles months ago
ligma balls
>>151154162if that were the case all this shit would have been lodged yesterday and we wouldn't even be discussing itsteven king was the front runner for the iggs coaching spot and then he passed out randomly at a training session at geelong and the iggs decided to go with minitheir is a world where the iggs don't take starc you are forgetting we've had 4 players retire due to concussion issues the last one being this year in McGovernonly so many times we can be burnt by the same thing before we learn from it
>>151154245trade week isnt open you absolute fuckheadthey cant do free agency because it will dilute their allen compo god you blokes are fucking dumb
>>151154195deez
3 lines or less you dumb cunt
nigga its a saturday night and you out here talkin the streets when we wanna chill
>>151154299it's still thursday arvo in WA.
I am going to scream
>>151154268free agency is open right now so allen can go to brisbane right now and we get band 1 compoyou aren't too bright are you
just stick to politics fucking hell you guys know nothing about footy
>>151154159As I said Brisbane would rather keep Starcevich than get pick 19. I sure as Hell would. Dev is worthless. Wish him all the best but he has precisely zero trade value. He'd be delisted or traded wherever he wanted to go for a token pick as a courtesy. He'll probably be packaged up with Starcevich but realistically he will have zero bearing on the trade. Brisbane don't need much in the way of points for Annable. As it is now they can match a bid at pick 10. They'll easily be able to get the extra points they need to cover a top 5 bid by trading their first rounder. Assuming they get Pick 19 it will probably be traded to get something in next year's draft, perhaps with some additional points this year.
huh?
>>151154364>Assuming they get Pick 19 it will probably be traded to get something in next year's draft, perhaps with some additional points this year.So you do get something out of it...
eagles fans up and about being in trade talks with a non dud player for once
>Wahhhhh I know so much you guys are dumb dumbs everything is set in stone.... for those who don't knowAFL Trade Period 2025 – Key Dates>Free Agency Period: October 3–10 (currently open)>Trade Period:Starts: Monday, October 6 at 9:00 AM AEDTEnds: Wednesday, October 15 at 7:30 PM AEDTAs you can see free agency and trade week overlap so a trade can go through before a free agency deal went through as banesperg (eggfooty) is sayingWe can trade pick 19 for starc before they lodge band 1 compo contract for allen.
don't give a fuck about trade week
just glancing over large swathes of text really nothing personal just not gonna read it right now
>>151154428Yeah Taylor will be good for us.>>151154447I know.
got this bloke writing essays lmao
Someones a bit grumpy.
>>151154394I never said they're not getting anything out of it, I said you're not doing Brisbane a favour by taking them. You were acting like Brisbane is desperate to foist them onto another club when in reality they'd rather keep Starcevich and don't care what Robertson does. Now that Starcevich is going the only course of action is to get as much value as possible.
ok ill put my hand upive been playing both sides of the argumentgood night spergs
Just got back from a party. My quota for socialising for the month is done.God people are so stupid, loud music blaring, couldn't hear a word anyone was saying. Hated every second of it
>>151154500I dunno bro you're losing a few players dev, starc and ah chee that's two premiership best 22 playersmaybe if coleman or mcarthy were fit they wouldn't be in the side but both those guys did acl's
answerth is a non concussed starcevich 2bh
>>151154500>>151154585>>151154565but when you think about it Brisbane won the hip because of depth think about all the injuries they had to guys like payne, hipwood, berry not to mention coleman if they start depleting their depth it could affect their ability to go again
>>151154531tell us the most interesting thing that happened
>>151154531My friend cannot imagine going to a party being surrounded by people but I'm quite comfortable with it even though it's draining
Where's he going?
>>151154565Can't keep everyone. Luckily for the Lions there's a lot of depth, especially if everyone is fit so it's not the end of the world.Coleman and McCarthy will both be able to do full pre seasons. There's plenty of depth to cover Ah Chee's position and the forward line is already very strong.There is no direct replacement for Starcevich. Answerth is a very good player that fills a similar role but we've played them both when fit. Issue is Answerth won't be back probably until halfway through the season so Starcevich will be missed. That's why I'd rather keep him than get pick 19 but it is what it is.
>>151154531yes mate.
>>151154704Yeah I think this will all go through smoothly just near the end of free agency i.e. the start of trade week.
What is with these wall of texts
Newcastle won
>>151154777Brisbane and West Coast supporters can bitch all they like right now but I agree and think it will get done early and with little fuss.
been lurking csg on g recentlysome of those regulars are proper weird units
>>1511546342 girls were talking about how they watch anal porn but would never do it themselves. I was sickened by the whole conversation and couldn't stop thinking of the smell
>>151154800what league is newcasrtle in?
>>151154864>I was sickened by the whole conversation and couldn't stop thinking of the smell
>>151154864based Protestant.
>>151154864>2 girls were talking about how they watch anal porn but would never do it themselves.You're not fooling anybody, girls.
Spew is on the cards.
>>151154864good wank fuel tho ay dm me and we can be outraged together
>>151154865A-League
did someone here sneeze?
Got a ‘mick brewing for the nrlel granny.
more like gAy-league lol hahahaha
COCK up my ARSE
Just saw a young jack black in whatever this dogshit ch7 movie is.
as long as it doesn't refer to ethnic division, the only out gay male professional footballer currently playing, covid, gaty sex, any other codes of football other than soccer, corruption, match fixing, links to bikies or any other organised crime group, indians jews, sucking of cocks, fucking of arseholes sluts, black and/or brown people or the aliens we all know about but refuse to admit, then ok. proceed with your 'mick.
>>151155141I had a look at the guide. You should see what happens to him.
