>sexday 03/10:>ARG1NOW! | Unión de Santa Fe x AldosiviNOW! | Argentinos Jrs. x Central Córdoba>COL1 (UTC-5)NOW! | Dep. Cali x Deportivo Pereira>BRA2NOW! | Coritiba x Botafogo-SPNOW! | CRB x Avaí>saturday 04/10:>BRA118:30 | Fluminense x Atlético-MG18:30 | Internacional x Botafogo18:30 | RB Bragantino x Grêmio21:00 | Corinthians x Mirassol>ARG114:30 | Sarmiento x Gimnasia16:45 | San Martín x Instituto19:00 | Huracán x Banfield19:00 | Atlético Tucumán x Platense21:15 | Lanús x San Lorenzo>URY115:30 | Boston River x Juventud18:00 | Nacional x Cerro Largo>COL1 (UTC-5)16:00/14:00 | Envigado x Bucaramanga18:10/16:10 | Unión Magdalena x Águilas Doradas20:20/18:20 | Llaneros x Fortaleza>BRA216:00 | Chapecoense x Novorizontino18:30 | Volta Redonda x Goiás20:30 | Ferroviária x América-MG>PRY119:00 | Olimpia x Sportivo AmelianoUTC-3/[local time]Previous: >>151127503https://rentry.org/copalib-schedule
>>151148073I finally understand
https://x.com/LaRoja/status/1974279108222988398>CHILELAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Sex day is actually on Saturday
>>151148359You can't have sex during the Sabbath.
yiyos
>>151148306and people say that yellow cards for people in the bench are irrelevantThe only reason we somehow got 2nd place in the group was because Egypt has one more yellow than us. has this retarded yellow card criteria ever been used before?
I just finished a great movie, don't bother asking because I doubt you guys even heard about it
>>151148692Is it Patlabor 2?
>>151148727no...
Today's loss reminded me I haven't played Black Souls 2 yet.
The day Andressa Urach make a video fucking her son i'll be a happy man
>>151148692it was this, wasn't it?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcnlJ5pmz0g
>>151148441yeahI think it was in 2018
>>151148441>and people say that yellow cards for people in the bench are irrelevantit absolutely fucking is, and I hate the fact that Flashscore doesn't record cards for people off-the-field
I'm finally learning Python, bros, hoping to land a USD 3000 a month job in a couple of months
>>151148073Haibis é bom, mas ultimamente caiu mt a qualidade da esfiha de carne
>>151149066everyone and their mother's knows python, you need an actual degree to get a 3k+ job
São Paulo no Brasileirão 2025 sob o comando de Hernán Crespo:14 jogos8 vitórias (!)2 empates4 derrotas19 gols marcados11 gols sofridos61% de aproveitamento
eu alugo aqui um mini patio de 42 metros quadrados para desmanche de motoSem pergunta, sem olhar no rosto, sem nadaRecebo o dinheiro e me caloVale + a pena do que sair no sol para trabalhar e pegar onibus e metrôBemdito seja bem avô que deixou esse pátio para mim
>>151148369It’s that on Friday rabbi
>>151149125>give educated advice>receive insultsthis is a country of crabs
>learning a programming language in the era of vibe coding
The schizo didnt even comment that the trikas girls won against san descenzo today 2-0 #fakefan
>>151149453t. ex-blizzard
Im only learning programming because i want to make videogames
>>151149512>>151149125Sir you need to calm down or else we will be forced to call security
>>151149125don't listen to that guy all you need to make 3k+ are soft skills
>>151149512>give educated opinion>receive insultsthis is a country of crabs
>>151149475make a championship manager clone for mobile with fake names and charge for database editing
>>151149575just have deepseek make one with flutter or some shit
>>151149575Check the google play store in 8 years
>>151149542damn im fucked
I know one of you nigs will steal ideas from copalib and become a billonaire in the future, just like notch did with /v/
>>151149608just watch a few Franco Pisso videos and you're set
Dude named Frank Piss
I cringe every time dubs translate it to crioulo which isn't even a slur
>>151149512No you are a Pyjeet lmao!
Cool it with the antisemitism
Crioulo isnt a slur because theres no slurs in portuguese in the same way there is in english, but it is the closest thing we have to that word and one of the only ones that doesnt have a alternative positive connotation
Audio:>NEGRO DE MIERDASubs:>YOU FUCKING REDNECK
>>151149666stop trying to trick us satan
just use viado, bicha, since being homophobic in Brazil is worse than being a serial killer
>trick us>trickas>trikas
If you were a paulistaGOD you would know that viado bicha and related are also not slurs in the traditional sense since they are also slang with alternative positive conotation
>>151149689>this is your brain on social medianigga everyone in the streets use these slurs all the time and nothing happens
>>151149704just like black ppl use nigga as comma
Tu nao e de new jersey nao pivete tu e de carapicuiba
>it's not a slur to call people fags in san pablothis is not the win you think it is bro
>>151149715the average person in Brazil is still homophobic despite what you see on twitter
I sometimes wonder if your average brazilians are like the ones I interact with on my video games
Vinicius Jr, welcome to...
>>151149715Nigga is the closest they have to our sense of slur words but still not the same since its only acceptable for black people to say it as interjection, you are comparing 2 different societies with very different social rules and i want to kill the retarded ape that ever implied that the United States and Brazil are similar for this exact reason
I'm the average Brazilian. AMA.
>>151149767Gremio or inter
>>151149767cospe ou engole?
>brazilians: us brazilians have no slurs, words can't hurt us>also brazilians when you say the m word:
>>151149767Do you play ragnarok or counter strike?
>>151149767É pave ou pacume
>>brazilians: us brazilians have no slurs, words can't hurt us>>also brazilians when you say the m word:
>>151149781
>>151149796I like the monkey better than the saci but maybe im biased towards animals as mascots
>>151149806having two mascots is woke af
>>151149810Marx wrote about this
For me, its surround
the police has you surrounded, entragate o cu or you will face the consequences
a verdade que o povo portugues assim como o judeu adora se fazer de coitadoLEmbra do abel na coletiva forçando choro ao falar que passou fome quando estava pedindo desculpa por chutar microfone?
>>151149874vai durmi
>>151149874You are a fraud>>151149460
>>151149741>neto fagundes não sabe cantar, não sabe contar uma piada >todo galpão crioulo moderno é shana muller com voz de macha pra forasaudades do nico e do galpão raix, saudades de quando mulher se vestia de prenda e não de bombacha. vai tomar no cu neto
a good club doesn't need a flashy logo, it just needs the support of its people
>>151149886Not to defend him, but who cares about women footballIf my club's women team win the world cup i wouldnt give a fuck
>>151149886comentei simFalei que casaria com 80% das jogadoras80% delas podem se converter ao catolicismo
>>151149895vamos atletico deportiva que juega futbol btw
>>151149898He literally talks about wanting to have sex with the female players all of the time, you havent read the full schizo lore in our wiki it seems
nao há demérito nenhum em dizer que os negros sao mt bons pedreiros e construiram as casas no BrasilCada povo é bom em alguma coisa. O branco é bom em mestre de obras, comandar obras, engenharia, estrutura, etc. O negro é bom na execuçãoAmbos fazem parte do mesmo time. É igual um time de futebol, o zagueiro nao saber fazer gol tipo Romário nao é demérito nenhum. O Romário nao saber desarmar nao é demérito nenhum
>>151149909sex no, marriagetwo different things.
>>151149894there was even an all female galpão (actual one not the show) in porto alegre this yearwomen can't stop pretending to be men for a single week out of 52
>>151149917you cant keep up with your own character >>151147603
>Flamengo comprating briga with other big clubswhat is their endgame? do you think they want to put pressure on Filipinho do GPS and forçar exit do Pedro queixada?
>>151149933>DESDE QUE SE CONVERTESSEM AO CATOLICISMO>DESDE QUE SE CONVERTESSEM AO CATOLICISMO>DESDE QUE SE CONVERTESSEM AO CATOLICISMOanalfabeto
>>151149922https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwOSlIe4yao
>>151149943que tara que tu tem por cristãos seu judeu de merda
it's real macaco hours in here
>people worried about methanol adulterated alcohol>get two bottles of vodka>finish the first one like it's nothing because it feels weakI'd worry about adulterating it with water
^is going to die in 3 hours
me dicen que vodka anon no resistio
Ive been with caganeira since last saturday after some heavy drinking in public, but internet says methanol poisoning effects are much more deadly, so it can't be it, right?seriously, today I even had to park at a mcdonalds just to take a shit, felt truly american
Does the non green flags even know about this? Some drink company fucked up a buncha of drinks trying to substitute a chemical so it would become cheaper and now theres a methanol epidemic here
not a single week goes by without another government/globosta psyop
monkey business as usual
>its le psyop because my chuddy feelings said soBlz
>>151150156Careful when you drink your next whisky bro, you dont know what country that bottle visited first
>psyopit's 2025, gangam style is no longer relevant
>>151150151it's hardly an epidemic, its just alarmismseriously, more people died on that Independiente x La U match than this so called "outbreak"
>>151150163>whiskywe drink fernet nigga
>>151150161where's your baby reborn, Katyellen
>>151150175Theres confirmed cases in 5 different states my nigga
>>151150186welp, we need another lockdown, think of the children!
>everything that ever happens must be related to what happened between 2016-2021 or else i will cryTabom
>>151150164
>>151150109i'm still sober, anon, opened the second bottle right after that post
let me guess, STF will reopen the inquerito das joias next week
>>151150186boo-hooPeru had a methanol scandal in 2022 and 54 people dieded, but have youi seen el peruANO blogging about it? no, he kept posting child porn
^just drank his 5th bottle of vodka and will die in 45 minutes
>>151150175Procura no googleFABRICA METANOL ABRE NO PARANÁ5 SETEMBRO 2025
>>151150257Pesquisei, tem nenhum resultado relevante.
Man, it's been decades since I last had an esfirra. I refuse to pay more than 1 real for a single one. I remember when an esfirra used to cost 30-50 centavos.
we need to sell all distilleries to Joesley Brothers, it's the only way
>>151150264deixa de mentir caraA governadora Raquel Lyra assinou, nesta segunda-feira (9), contrato com a GoVerde Holding S.A. para instalação de uma indústria de produção de e-metanol derivado de hidrogênio verde no Complexo Industrial Portuário de Suape, com um investimento de R$ 2 bilhões na primeira etapa. Inicialmente, a unidade ocupará uma área de 10 hectares (com previsão de crescimento de mais 20 hectares) e deve gerar 1.500 empregos diretos e indiretos durante a fase de obras, que começa em 2026. A vice-governadora Priscila Krause acompanhou a assinatura do contrato.“Nós estamos assinando, hoje, contrato que autoriza a instalação de uma planta de e-metanol no Complexo de Suape, um investimento da ordem de R$ 2 bilhões que está sendo feito pela empresa GoVerde. Com essa novidade, nós garantimos que Pernambuco cresça de forma sustentável, por meio da economia verde. Ninguém faz nada sozinho, trabalhando juntos vamos fazer nosso Estado se desenvolver sem deixar ninguém para trás”, afirmou a governadora Raquel Lyra.
Anon things used to cost 10 centavos because salario minimo was 100 reais
>>151150278nice ai generated hallucination, bronothing happened, it was a mistake, stop being a hysteric bitch and drink your vodka
I prefer when brazilians act gay instead of political
10 pessoas morrem por intoxicação metanol>Força tarefa PF. Vamos prender todo mundo50 mil pessoas morrem em decorrencia direta do tráfico de cocaína por ano>Po irmao estamos com efetivo baixo e esperando aumento salarial desde 2021. Mas sei lá tenta a Policia Rodiviária. Vlw flw
in doubt, blame them
You know a cuck made this cartoon because its talkingg about brazilian politics in english
>you cant talk about people dying of intoxication because muh PCC or something like thatI didn't know we had investors in alcoholic companies on /copalib/
>>151150300Nordeste was Somalia tier in the 80s. Most of the rural area only got electricity after 2006.
>>151150332anyway...
>>151150337felizmente a maioria do povo trabalhador foi para SPBasta ver as favelas, os presidios e a cracolandiaTodos ali são trabalhadores do nordeste mas ignorados pelo sistema patriarcal machista e branco
>>151150348After PT the nordestino flood into são paulo stopped and the trend shifted. Now there's more people returning to nordeste than coming here.
>>151150344Oh thank God now that PCC is involved we have the official schizo permission to talk about people dying of intoxication
>>151150344>PF descobre em 3 dias esquema de Metanol>PF descobre em 24 horas endereço de mãe que pixou "perdeu playboy" na estátua da democraciaEnquanto isso não tem efetivo pra fazer uma operação para combater gangues que cortam cabeça de menores de idade no interior do Ceará
>>151150356se o nordeste tá cheio de nordestino novamente, pq Sao Paulo continua ruim?
São Paulo sempre foi ruim, nenhuma metropoles é boa
>>151150368The interior is good compared to the rest of the country. If São Paulo metropolitan area had decent urban planning it wouldn't be as bad as it is.
>>151150377Sao interior interior good memeIt's controlled by caipiras, matadores de aluguel and vendedores de soja
I just know its some tard from middle of nowhere parana that visited avenida paulista once in his life saying this shit
>PCC is so powerful and control prisons, communities, business and even have cells in other countries>Das rite, day keep da proletariat down!>They control the police, media, banks, bribe judges and politicians and rig electio->Whoooa buddy why so antidemocratic? enough with the conspiracy theories!
>>151150384>Sao interior interior good memeI think you are in a manic episode and probably should try to sleep.
>>151150368se o povo trabaiadô voltou pro merdeste, pq ele continua um cu de lugar?
>why is são paulo bad?Because it has every problem every other big city in Brazil has but turned into 200x>why does the schizo think são paulo is bad?Because of the jewish caipira PCC nordestino cabal conspirating against our wholesome youth of mental patients
2nd bottle of vodka feels alright, i guess i'll cease being sober soon
it's truly time to nuke peronbasura
>stop noticing! it's not their fault!
Mental illness
converting to judaism always is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsYa18tG3xIEu sei que ela nunca mais apareceuNa minha vida, minha mente novamenteEu sei que o que ficou não desapareceuA minha vida muda sempre lentamenteE como a lua que dá voltas pelo céuE mexe tanto com o presente quanto o ausenteEu sei, eu sei, eu sei, eu sei, eu sei, eu seiNão sou vidente mas sei o rumo do seu coraçãoPermita, que o amorInvada sua casa, coraçãobom chia copalib.um bom fim de semana.
>>151150398sorry but Did I say something wrong or totally crazy? I admit I was fast typing about PCC and crefisa cocaine but that was because I was upset
btw what is a maniac episode? I dont spend money, I dont do drugs and I barely do risk things
Zarigüeya Cuadra
>>151152457vamos curica
>>151150397
Morning lads
>>151152625forgot victim complex
>>151148073This seems like a normal sized meal for an average American.
Morning bros
good morning frens, only filler episodes for brasileirão today
hoje tem bag
Essa briga da carminha é tudo teatroé pra ela ganhar a torcida do VascoEla vai comprar aquela merda daquele time de favelado ano que vem
>standing against terraflanismo:)>standing against terraflanismo but it was Leila:(
for me, it's caring about football outside the 90' inside the field
>dia de inter
First, Leila doesn't need to trick Vascaidos into accepting financial backing, they're desperate, Palmeiras is a crystal clear example of success and Vasmeiras got an historic friendshipSecond, Leila doesn't even need this money, she's liberally fighting against Flascism because everyone else can'tHow can a terrible administration like Cazares' say anything while running San Pablo into the ground for example, they know Flamengo will obviously have a lot leverage in the eventual Liga and are too scared to say anythingLeila is what history book prerend Princesa Isabel was
We got Facundo Malabares at Seleccion before O HEXA
>BORRÉKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK no wayIf he was midnight black named Caicedo he'd have 5 caps max
>>151153076se o ratón for de 4-4-2 de novo a gente vai ser goleado.já deu tempo pra ele perceber os problemas.tem que meter 3 zagueiros, liberar o bernabei de marcar, tirar o pé de pantufa do meio e botar o vadias no lugar do borrado.
>>151153188>Leila doesn't need to trick Vascaidos into accepting financial backing, they're desperateImplying that getting pardos to worship you as a new Eurico is not her endgame
Her endgame is not successIt is powerIs having pardos willing to die for you. Vote for you. Convince others that you can be a great president, minister of state, president of CBF, etc.Vasco voters elected eurico twice for deputado federal
Remember when the guy who makes up shit about Leila was super excited about Marinakis, an actual international drug dealer, buying the club? kek
I was not excited. I was happy we could have a drug dealer competing with another
>>151153286>Implying being a deputado is a big thingA lot of club presidents were deputados: Kalil, Bandeira de Mello, Paulo OdoneDeputados are literally dudes that represent a niche group, if you're a prominent face of a niche group you'll get elected
>>151149066Do you want a job at Microsoft and/or Apple?
>>151149066where did you learn it?
>>151149677>niggas
>>151148073yummy!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfvYpyMBi_M
Político de Santos flagrado em áudio: "Os pardos brasileiros são todos mau-caráter"
>>151152625lolcomparing a human to someone from the Northeastget a grip, monkeys
PALMEIRAS FLAMENGO LEILA NORDESCHI JUDEU BOCA RIVER BEANS FART PALMEIRAS FLAMENGO LEILA NORDESCHI JUDEU BOCA RIVER BEANS FART PALMEIRAS FLAMENGO LEILA NORDESCHI JUDEU BOCA RIVER BEANS FART
>>151153327you get connectionsKalil was never arrested just like Eurico
bom chia copalib
>>151153419first time a politician was ever caught speaking the truth
So we're a Habib's general now
remember when they created a "4chan tinder" aka least obvious bait ever and one of the trikaschizos made a profile turning out to be a pardola? kektoo bad the trikasmod bans you for doxxing when you post that
>>151153359Sure. I'm thinking CEO
>>151154330that's a jeet job I'm afraid
Let's go Platense! Score some goals!
>>151154238No I don't
For me? It’s perro seco
>>151154744Fuck I’m too velado for the morning Picrel
>>151154766Only in Santa Catarina we have:Sombrio, Turvo, Ermo, Trombudo Central and Residência Fuck.
>>151154766River copó Pernambuco
perro gordo
>>151155286Cuestion de perro
vcs falam qso esquizofrenicomas vcs passam o dia falando de gorda e mijo e porra na cueca
>>151155893valeu beleza
>>151154766This was done by some normie.
>>151156262CHATGPT is a normie?
Happy Dia de la Empanada bros
Let's bring back Mexico and Central America to the Libertadores
>>151156710Make me
But srsly copalib is mostly Brazil + Argentina, I’d take any mexican team over any shitter from the rest of south America
>>151156907Combine Paraguay and Uruguay leagues and Chilean, Peruvian and Bolivian into one
>>151156710No, fuck them. We should bring in the Guyana sisters.
>create copa dom pedro I>cup qualification will be through best results in the last 2 editions of /sudakino/+/copalib/+ last year domestic league >Teams will be allowed to borrow players from other teams of their own league >Teams will be allowed to include players in the roster at any time, no matter the circumstances of signings>Bribes to referees will be allowed and the public will know what team made the highest bid>Var bribes will be allowed and will be different from the bribe to the ref officiating >money suitcases will also be allowed in case teams in need want to “motivate” others
When did you get off the Alaska train?
>>151157412>my gf has this body type
>>151157412ela tem tatuagem
>>151156437Gonna celebrate eating your sister's empanada
>>151157693that's alright, I already ate your momma's lasagna.
>>151157412>40yo mom bod at 25LAS URUGUASHAS SEÑORES
>copalib
>>151157412never
>>151158096what leukemia does to a mf
>>151157412one tit is saggier than the other
Did Riquelme hire Russo to mock him or is he a dumb? I feeel Riquelme might be a psychopath to be honest
este gente quer ver su equipo ganarporem en el ultimos anos de riquelme, es una humiliacion y humiliacion somenteLos hinchas abandoaram a mistica
>>151158253he's a dumb psycopath
Today is the day
>>151157412>tfw going out with chubby (not gorda) uruguasha with tatuagem tonight
>>151156437nice pasties mate
What a grim day today
>>151158122It's the one I suck the most.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vusr9juretMe dê motivo, Sport Club Internacional, apenas me dê motivo
Is Luis Díaz the most successful Colombian player?Unfortunately I never saw el pibe valderrama and james just ain’t itFalcaos career unfortunately got cut short
>>151159912Asprilla, Rincón, Aristizabal, Ivan Cordoba, ...
>>151158567gente o Thiago é autista?
Those who were born in 80s, Ariztizábal and RincónCordoba for european fags
Barolo fez um boletim de ocorrencia dizendo que iam estuprar a mulher dele e depois jogar a cabeça fazendo golPq algumas pessoas sao assim? E dps vcs me tratam mal pq eu falo meia duzia de shitpost de judeuEnquanto os verdadeiros satanistas estão as soltas
"jogador" de futebol que se aposenta aos 27 anos
Dream team paulista o f 1996-2000Rogério CeniRogério (corinthians)/ArceRoque JuniorGamarraJuniorGallo/Márcio SantosRincónAlexsotanAriztizábalDodôEdilson Capetinha/Paulo Nunes
>>151160496de qual dos dois vc ta falando
Dream team paulista 2001-2008Rogério CeniCicinhoMirandaBreno FogueteiroFábio SantosPaulinhoDiego Souza,César SampaioLuis FabianoFrançaRobinho
>>151160596tápia tem 22
>>151160649eu perguntei de qual dos dois vc tá falando
Matches today are>Sarmiento x Gimnasia>San Martin x Instituo>Atl Tucuman x PlatenseThanks a lot Tapia
Muito bom ver premier league, futebol de verdade
>>151160496>>151160596>>151160649Conversa de maluco>>151160918Go to /epl/ you homo
SPEAK ENGLISH YOU FUCKING MONKEYS
أنا أفعل كل ما أريد
soon
losing to LDU to avoid rape rapemeiras is wild
>having lunch>family starts talking about how they tortured and killed las 3 negras>la gorda hija de puta shows everyone the video while we are eatingWhy are people like this?
>>151153590You are obsessed and mentally ill
>>151160090>Rinconlol lmao>CordobaGood choice but I felt he was never a sure starter for inter >AsprillaWasn’t he bench at madrid?>AristizabalThat’s surely not a Colombian name
>>151160985A gente vai te comer na porrada neguinho
>>151148073This looks sketchI really hope gimmick churros don't become a thing, churros are perfect the way they are
>>151160985Give it up, man. Those monkeys are incapable of following rules, and that damn Janny is a northeastern monkey.
>MUH HECCKING RULERINOSchora sua bicha
Hes frantically pressing the report option praying the jannies come to save his afetadinho ass
>>151161649Look at that black acting like a black . Go back to Africa Cleitonson.
tem cria da academia fazendo gol na premier leaguealguém sabe se o neverton de cotia fez gol no ucranianão?
ESTEVAOBROS
O rulefag esta com o cu ardendo
cú atlechico boca juniors
>>151159912You can't say that when this samariANO always disappears at important moments with the NT>>151161228Cordoba is the only non-pecho frio guy who gave >us the only copa america >we have, show some respect, you shitty zoomer.
We lived to see channers proud of following rulesWhat a time to be alive
>kills the general>WTF WHY ARE PEOPLE TELLING ME TO BEHAVE?You only need three nukes to fix the world, one in Israel, one in Mumbai and one in san pablo.
>>151162244You guys really call that a copa America ?
>>151162406Those are not san pablans t. ethnographer and behavioralist expert
vcs nao tem nada pra fazer melhor que ofender os outrosdpse se fazem de vitima"ain ain tudo trikaschizo ele que é o problema"
Back?
>>151162452care to remind me how many copa america panama have? or copa de oro?
Finally! I was banned again, this time for making an ea nasir thread
https://ge.globo.com/pr/futebol/taca-fpf/?????
>>151162406Stop being gay and use a automatic translator gay ass
>>151162695Care to remind me how many boxing championships Colombia has?Like nigga were not a futbol nation lmao
What did happen here on the last 3 days?
>>151162790Fuck off back to /int/ then.
>>151162845Nothing ever happens
panama is clearly a baseball nation
>>151162765You think I want to understand your shitty opinions on jews and other breeds of monkeys you complain about?
Criticize estevão now, son of a bitchCall him liverpoolman
>>151162871>Absolutely seething>Posts this every single time as a trigger to a flag>Sub retard IQ reading comprehension You might as well just hang yourself kukardo bostero
>>151162790>b-but muh not footy nation!nice comeback, panfilo
Parabens estevão for doing your job
senchiu
>>151162880Steve just decided a derby
>>151162941I mean is your country of over hundreds of millions of drug dealers and shooters top 10 in some sport?lmao my sides
>offtopicyeah, piss off >>151162871
>>151162913>NOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP SPEAKING IN PORTUGUESE IT HECKING HURTS MY CHUDDY FEELINGS>WELL ITS NOT LIKE I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT ANYWAYDoença mental
I wonder if samir was posting his ideas for estaduais itt before getting to be the head of cbd
Just had a talk with someone on the moderation IRC, things are about to change in /copalib/
>>151163043>Nooo you can’t just use an unrelated argument like I just did to move the goalposts Kekarooo
>>151161769.
>bañeirao got filteredNOOOOOOO WHAT DID YOU DO
>Congolombiano negro is absolutely seething that his country’s only trophy is a Mickey Mouse trophy they got by beating the mighty Honduras and kekxico Totally assblastedI would be ashamed too don’t worry
>el panamano and trikas are using the exact same argument
>Asks a football question>Someone mentions a stupid opinion >Posts stats and historical events>Nooooo you just can’t do that go back to /int/
>>151163214Dorme de olho aberto
Congratulations panama for the "america's lapdog" award
Nobody's talking about Coxa líder
>>151163251y vos dormis con el culo abierto jajajajajaj
>>151163262>>/int/
>>151163302Lkkkkkkkkkkkkk cuidado
>>151163321Is zico in it?
>>151163377Only flamengo and tim maia
>>151163321holy sovl
wtf brazil why have you been gatekeeping this nigga from us?
>>151163321kek what the hell
>copalib found out about the tim maia files
>>151163484he's literally Brazil biggest singer ever
remember when they pretended eletric toothbrushes would be the next big thing?
>>151163520He can't be better than Jorge Ben.
Yes anon i do remember 2011 and 3D technology
>>151163551I remember when they were forcing the brush after every meal psyopNow everyone needs enamel restoration
>>151163551Your sister still has one.
>>151163557I don't know if he was better but he was definitely bigger.
>>151163651Kek what an absolute unit, I'll give him a listen when I get home
>>151163681You have mentioned tim maia countless times before, who do you want to fool>there is more than 1 argentinianYeah right
>>151163714Have you been dreaming about posting in /copalib/ again?
Copalib is just like that athlete that is way beyond his prime but pretending like he still is 23 years old
Stop talking about neymar already.
>menino ney out of nowhere
Hoes mad
Yes, I am in NordeschiYes, I support FlamengoNo, I won't live in a pozzed up big city
>>151164319baseado
Estevao scored today. Enzo hasnt
Yan gomes scored today, silencing his critics itt
Argentinian, colombian and uruguayan league matches happening rn while you waste time talking nonsense
San lorenzo beats lanusMirassol beats corinthiansNacional and.cerro largo will tie
>>151164319POV: me
>>151164786delete this
>>151163551are waterpiks good, or just a scam?
>>151164786What about flu?
>>151164989I got better. Thanks for asking
today is happy day for come gordas, alaska became alaskinha
And the card of the day for /copalib/ros greenflags is:Valete de Paus -> you'll keep angrily masturbating about Flamengo, marinating your hate against the Greatest of All. But in the end it won't ever matter, because you guys are small and irrelevant :) luv you guys, :*** XoXoXo
>>151165072>tattoo of her boyfriend's face
Im not particularly thinking of flamemes at this exact minute
>>151165134>>151165072you just know
Melhor cantor brasileiro foi o Péricles e eu não estou nem memando.
Porque voce fala foi como se ele tivesse morrido
Theory of mind is the ability to understand that other people have their own thoughts, beliefs, desires, and emotions that may differ from one's own. This skill is essential for effective social interactions and helps individuals predict and interpret the behavior of others.
Best Tim Maia song>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ACkf9fLb5w
>>151165209>>151165237the place you are looking for is /bra/
>eu não estou nem memando.todo mundo sabe que você prefere mamar
>>151165237Costume
>>151165363O que tu ta procurando é a minha jiromba enfiada no centro do olho do teu cu piranha
>>151165072grandma tits
>Memes today are born on tik tok and then arrive on instagram so I am completely out of the loopI have become too old for this shit, like russo for coaching
>>151165437>O que tu ta>jiromba>centro do olho do teu cufavelados have such a funny way with words
>>151165507Show me the meme and i will explain to you like a newborn infant>t. 20 yo
>uruguay will play uzbekistan in malaysiaWhy
>>151165523Chora
>>15116553667AndJet2
>>151165551kinda har to reach uzbekistan when you need to go through war torn (((ukraine))) or pissrael
WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIEND WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS
https://youtu.be/AKAhkaycqKY?si=A5wGUGbausN0TuAY
Mundial Sub 20: chilenos lloraban al creerse eliminados, pero insólita situación con las tarjetas los clasificó
>>151165576>67The joke is that there is no joke, its funny when it gets mentioned and thats the joke, remember when you were in school and your friends had that one nonsensical joke that wasnt funny at all but just the fact they kept repeating it in random moments it become funny? Something like that>jet2I think this one is that the joke started related about how the voice of the lady in the meme sounds accompanied by failed trips people would take, but it devolded into adding the voicebit everywhere because it just sounds weird and random added to unrelated posts
Why is this appearing in YT, I don't even listen music there. >>151165712Didn't they qualified second?
Now your old ass remember the supposed sex video of Avril Lavigne
/copalib/ plays in roughly 30 minutes
>>151165854Thoughts and prayers
>>151165806I have a copy
>>151165735Thanks. Soom they will create another one and I will feel old again
>>151165752Did you previously google "equador league rules"?
inter escalated.
Garnacho is such a fucking fraud, I'm thankful he's not brazilian, I coudln't bare another brazilian fraud.
/copalib/ plays anytime now against a boat team
>>151166442what bothers me the most about him is that he is a spanish guy playing for argentina
>>151166556Why does this only happen for Argentina? We keep losing players for the National Team because mutts think they're actually european and decide to defend Poortugal, or Italy or Spain.Humiliating.We would've won in 2022 if we had Jorginho, but he was a cuck.
/copalib/ are up on 4cc lads
>>151166626>We would've won in 2022 if we had Jorginho, but he was a cuckNo we wouldnt lol
>>1511657523 teams on the group tied with 3 points
the starting line up
>>151166772Yeah we would? If we could call that retarded fuck, I honestly doubt Fred could be called too, as we would have too many midfielders. Additionally, our midfield would get much, much better.But he decided to play for Italy.
>>151166772What about diego costa
/copalib/ 1-0 down after 10 seconds ffs
O Benigno is a shit goalkeeper and we have suffered the fastest goal ever
any stream for serie b/
>onde voce vai?>vou pegar-água-aíWith time it became "paraguai"
>>151166825Lol delusional. We would've ever beat Argentina or France. Out coach was Tite for fucks sake
perrocaca
You are very smart anon, have you ever thought of becoming an architect? I think what we really need right now is more collapsing buildings
>>151166867multicanais
>>151167010Surely you meant engineers. But thanks anyway
>>151167050I meant exactly what i meant to meant
>tentacle rape>yamato>essexhow to defeat such an enemy
>>151167017thankswhat about Nacional x Cerro largoFutbolibre.mx is travating like Dilma's thought process
tbqh architects are one of the many reasons engineers cut so much corners and end up doing stuip shit.
>>151167113try searching for futbol libre or tarjeta roja tv
>>151167142já perdeu o argumento fi
o benigno passed to their striker, 2-0
>>151167195Hes not me
>>151167214Shouldnt have gotten a new goalkeeper, always bet on the 40 yo fraud that hasnt left the club since he was a toddler
pls replace your gk :(
>>151167221independente
Brazil currently being eliminated from sub20, dead last of the group
>>151167195i'm not, him. and if i was your "fi", i would throw a Richthofen
https://youtu.be/neA6d2pxKqs?si=3MQnaSGPgPbpUPdy
>>151167164thanksI miss benignohe alwayus had obscure streams
>>151167277noffa!
The girl might be dishonest but I suspect the police is covering davi luis>A Polícia do Ceará concluiu a investigação sobre o zagueiro David Luiz, acusado de ameaça por Francisca Karollainy Barbosa Cavalcante, sem indiciá-lo.O relatório sugere o arquivamento do caso por falta de provas. Vídeos encontrados mostram a suposta vítima combinando com uma amiga para incriminar o jogador.
>>151167265Mancha verde
parabéns /copalib/ for the "troféu posse de bola"
>>151167142Stupid misconception pushed forward by Instagram meme pages for Estácio de Sá engineering students. It's the bland ugly shoebox buildings with minimal architectural input that are more likely to collapse, not Museu do Amanhã or the Sydney Opera House. And most failures happen not because of design flaws but shitty construction practices. Design flaws are actually so rare they actually become case studies like the millennium bridge or the USS Liberty ships that suffered brittle failure.
Did /copalib/ win the 1st half?
que historia é essa de catarinense agora meter R de carioca e falar fininho igual mineiro
>>151167460>4-0>got scored on in less than a minutethis is just like fluminense vs city
TLDR, and I said one of the MANY reasons, btw.
In 1997 some RN convicted felon nicknamed lalau from america ultras went to recife with santa cruz ultras and stole sport faixas (and burned the building). But together came faixas from other teams and they disagreed about which faixas should be kept and which should be exposed. There is a strong disagreement until today.
that 4cc performance was absolutely SHOCKING lads ngl
>>151167513You failed. As with everything else.
>>151167550who should be the new /copalib/ manager
GalvánHablá, latinoEntró la balubi
I just woke up, did we win?
FUTSALCHADS
My enemies in this thread are all falling like flies, one by one
>>151167568Tito Puente
>>151167542I am surprised with this connections between organizadasI thought they didnt care much about others
>>151167542Team mascot vs Hinchada mascot.I swear they are not trying to compensate, guise
>>151167568Professor doutor magistrado Fernando Diniz
Eu tenho corpo fechado. Não mexe comigo, não tente me humilhar, você será humilhado no final
>>151167568Sr. Waldemar
GOLO PORRA
>Eu tenho corpo fechadomacumbeiros are already humiliated by God.
>>151167767Brasil sub20 or copalib?
>>151167681both are very nice and aesthetic
>>151167406>4-0>against a bunch of fishermen and sailorsWHAT THE FUUUUUUCK
>>151167777Inter 1x0 Putfire
>>151167214>benignoWhy the fuck is that hack fraud playing? He abandoned us, further proving that chileANOS are always traidores hijos de puta.
>>151167722el pleitador mas perigoso e assutador do /copaorkut.
we've been thoroughly envergonhated in the sub-20 WC
Is porto alegre getting inundated again? I told you to plant trees.
>>151167900At least there wasnt a teacher
>>151168095Reminds me of the u20 neymar and coutinho played
As a Sao Paulo fan I still dont accept that after 2009 we became a regular club
kkkkkkkkkkkkwhat happened to brazil's u20?
El 26 de septiembre de 2012 fue uno de los peores días en la historia de Millonarios. El equipo ‘embajador’ terminó humillado y con una marca negra que le va a quedar para siempre.
The stain just doesnt go away>América sin estadio y jugará partido clave en campo de club de la B
>>151168238You have never said that before
>>151168222It happens ok? Remember your sub 20 team that nobody wanted to coach
I blame the failure of Brazil u20 on the last blueflag that posted here, which is him: >>151168222Everyone get him and beat him
eu bato porra nessa cueca voce janta e gosta nessa delicia
KEKit's officially overwhat happened?
^its his fault get him
La seleccion es el club del contentillo!
>>151168415JAJAJAJAJA TE ELIMINO ESPAÑAEsta mancha no se borra nunca mas.
Careful on your next cafezinho bros
>>151168415First time? Didnt we get eliminated with neymar and coutinho? Or was that u17
Oh it was u17
>vodka has ethanol>cafe has glassWhat's next, the cheese has ammonia?
>>151168483altos pechofrios.
>>151168517>vodka has ethanolAnd that's a good thing
I do not care about the u20 world cup, now will I be memed into liking it.
>>151168510>that one doesn't count because it was u17 >this one does despite being u20
Friendly reminder that Brazil almost failed to classify in 2002, they have always been a pechofrio team but they have good marketing because they are black and do samba when they score.
>>151168517Fumantebros dont know what is about to hit them
>>151168517You poisoned cocaine!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST DRINK THE HECCKING CAFEZINHO COM VIDRO THATS HECKING UNHEALTHY YOU KNOWbeleza
We also help argiebros by stretching their gfs
>>151168517good thing I only drink tap water
Thank you joao for stretching my gf, she is now a whole meter taller and she can reach the top shelf.
Abuelotti status?
>>151168677The tap water has zica.
>>151168717I've already built an immunity
>>151168656This.They were BUILT for your kind.
>>151168715At home, sleeping while not caring about U-20 like everybody else.
They really named a country uruk-haiFucking tolkien fans, lord of the rings isnt that good
A agua é rosa e voce e viado
>>151168616And we have 5 World Cups and you three, so shut the fuck up.
>>151168529callate bobo
Argenchinabros, our resposne to this >>151168796?
SighNow i will have to.make a macumba to get argentina eliminated the worst way possible
Winning this cup would be an absolute disgrace, we are a big country meant for big things, no need to waste time in this Topo Yiyo cup. I hope we don't win that would be awful.
Nice try. If you win there will be parades. Ole special editions and people doing that hetarded hand gesture with the wrist
>>151168890Use the black chickens
>Brazilians and macumba >again
>>151168616You got almost everything right. But the correct fact is that we're a tremendously pecho frio nation that got bailed out multiple times by the exceptional talent we used to have. Brazil cannot win unless there is a massive talent disparity to the rest of the planet, which fortunately happened 5x. But if we ever face an equal or even near match, it's over.
>>151169152so there is still hope for me...
>>151169152Not my fault your winged snakes with jaguar heads arent a match for our black guys with mask
If you put this general in your incel rage manifesto i swear to the lords i will go to hell just to kill you a second time
>>151169264I will say I did it because of Muzzu
>>151169179You are wrongHere are some matches brazil won becaise there was fire insideBrazil 1x0 wales 58Brazil1x0 us 1994Brazil5x2 sweden (sweden scored first and aome players felt it)Brazil 3x1 uruguai 1970 - people still thought of 1950Brazil1x1 argentina 2004 copa americai could go on and on
>>151168834>zoomer has to pretend he saw his country win one of those 5 world cupslol
Vinicius scored 2 goals todayLautarito scored only 1
>>151148073That's a fairly small amount of habib's for an average-sized person, I'd say?
>>151169152No, the problem is the sissification of brasil. You don't have players that look like Favela gang leaders (Adriano), or charming tricksters (Ronaldinho), or orgy ceremonial masters (Robinho). You guys don't even pirate stuff anymore. You let go manly players in favour of crying bitches like Neymar, or David Luiz, and faggots with names like "alison".I blame Kaka for this.
>>151168415how
>>151169152this is chud's twin sister btw
I was watching a documentary about prehistoric animals and the guy said "there might not have been samba, but there was churrasco for sure", in that moment I felt closer to my irmaos
>>151169293Luzu*
You can see the games from all of the world cups we won on youtube>B-B-B-BUT YOU DIDNT SE-Not only did i see but i listened to multiple radio narrations of the time>>151169416Feliz 2013
>>151169499nah that wouldn't be funny
GOOOOOL PORRA
Botafogo being garfated. Again.
>>151169294With the exception of 2004 Brazil was immensely superior to the adversaries in every occasion. It's easy to turn a game around Sweden (who weren't half bad) when you have Vavá, Didi, anime main character Pelé and a sober Garrincha raping the opposition on the right wing. Same for the Ronaldinho incident that ended England's dreams with their best generation after the one that won the WC.Brazil's most strong minded moment was probably the 1994 semen slurper against Italy.
>>151148073I lived in Brasil for 9 years and miss Habib's like you wouldn't believe. So many good memories from being a poor kid, my parents occasionally could afford to splurge to congratulate me for my grades and it is the best feeling in the world.I miss you mom...
>GAYlo
Inter is basically the most corrupt team this year, easily
>>151169794Pecho frio doesnt only mean winning when you are worse but also overcoming obstacles, like a strong retramce (wales 1958. Usa 1994) or a trauma (sweden 1958, uruguai 1970)But since you want games in which brazik was badBrazil 6x5 poland 1938Brazil2x0 argentina 1989 copa americaBrazil2x1 argentina 1974Brazil1x0 spain 1986
>>151169707What happened?
>>151170145They played talleres
>>151170181In what moment?
>>151170140Brazil was good in 74 and 1938. Not the best in the world, but good enough. Dogshit in 89 but that's a one in a million case.
>>151170054what even happened now
>>151164786close your bottom
>>151170470He's lying
>>151170054união sinistra botarinthians will relegate them in the justiça
there's no good games on steam
>>151169822Beirute is S-tier
Beirute is just a lesser xis
I ate so much asado today and now I'm about to dump the biggest stinkiest turd in the toilet bowland yes, I will use the bidet afterwards like civilized people do
>>151170708How long does it take you to digest food?>bidet based clean bunda
>>151170760good call on the city to evacuate the cancha after the dangers of perro
>>151170760perro perdido
Olimpia bros, lots of soul searching needed here>>151170708Me too
>>151170708vamos river btw
>>151170760why are perros invasores always in such a good mood? you never see a pissed off perro biting off someone's calf
>>151171045>>151171045>>151171045
>>151170847>How long does it take you to digest food?Depends, pasta and other carbs? Fast, protein and vegetables? Not so fast.
>>1511708478 hours
