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dogshit thread
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thais got to learn to cut weight or they'll always be fighting against niggas half a foot taller than them
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Awful thread, but necessary
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wheres the /slap/ thread?
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>>151148922
still won that fight though
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Fuck ONE
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You know who doesn't have a dead brother? Conor McGregor
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doo getting sleemed
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>>151148938
That was a nasty line
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>>151148922
Nigga theyll never catch up with post soviet rats in the cheating department

Those tiny little niggas should get a +1 card lead if they’re fighting anyone 3 inches taller than them
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>>151148944
The sage of our time
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this dood is mental
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LIMP BIZKIT
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slap jesus, what ever happened there?
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>>151148956
he is downright kooky!
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>>151148906
mirin'
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How does he have the most wins in Power Slap history but someone has as many knockouts as he has wins?
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Caucasus rats, name a more redundant description
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Austin Turpin says the Bo Niggaword
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>>151148983
ilia and merab aren't rats
just say dagi rats
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That was weak af
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>turdpin
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>>151149004
you don’t know about armenia or azerbaijan
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>>151149014
i know i just don't care
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>thread full of actual faggots watching hebraic goyslop
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Hughes beat THE Puchenik?
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These are such weak slap wtf turpinbros???
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absolutely based retard
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Commission finna investigate
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>>151149030
wait Herb Dean is there? might have to check this shizz out
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ellis has zero sleeming power
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these fags slap their balls while watching power slap
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>turdshit slapping technique
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these guys are making a mockery of the sport
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can't turpin just sleem like he used to
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Dempster sleems both those bums
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>>151149065
actually I put by nuts in one of those nut clackers they use in physics class
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chinaman winning on damage bigly
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This chigga coked out of his goddamn mind
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A mockery of Power Slap! It's awful when high-mindedness gets dragged down into the gutter.
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That Mexican was on coke
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the real main event
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>bisping trying to figure out why one of the contestants of a power slap competition is acting like a retard
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>bisping: he's disrespecting the sport
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RAT IS HOOKING THE GLOVE
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>>151149088
She has elite rotational force
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For me, it's Boston Salmon
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>>151149131
*sips malt liquor*
*sucks teeth*
fuck you
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>>151149131
It could be worse, I could watch ONE
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>why is this man called stevie ray in a power slap competition acting like a complete idiot
boggles the mind
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>>151149157
You watch transsexual pornography.
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BISCUITS AND HONEY
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food do be too fuckin seasoned
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Austin Turpin is all of us
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>>151149166
KEK fuckin worked ONEfag
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>>151149169
He's gotta figure it out.
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stevie ray solved power slap. Retards can't get heemed.
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Imagine the metas that will develop over the next 25 years of Power Slap
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>>151149196
>tfw not intelligent enough to get sleemed
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>>151149131
Wierd way to type "Im an cock sommelier". Respectfully.
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>>151149088
Dempster, heir of the Dumpster fortune?
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>>151149200
im going to bring in analytics and moneyslap
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>>151149200
The Slap Nerds. The mind boggles at the possibilities.
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GO AWAY, BATIN'
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talmbout somalia b
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what is heem
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Is Dana paying these retards in Golden Corral food
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Winner of GoySlap world championship gets 1 free all you can eat family pass at Golden Corral
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>>151149242
And these retards? They just ran out of glycogen
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>>151149216
Dempster Dimmadome, Daughter of Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome
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>>151149242
Champs make 10/10
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>>151149242
+tips
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>only 26k people watching

SAD!
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jarred brooks about to fight
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I could Powerslap Arthur Jones
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quinones sissies...
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What Ari and his TopGoy™ Dana think up next?
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NIGHT NIGHT
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SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMM
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SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMM
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SLEEEEM
thank you dana white!
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>>151149292
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Puerto Ricans doing a violence
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they didn't even try to catch him
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They use to be friends...
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They used to be friends...
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poofc still doesn't allow grounded knees kwab
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Glad the low IQ mongrels itt finally found something to aspire to in life
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>hfw you pull out your sleem
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The greatest final act since Beethovens 9th
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ONE is still on if you need something to wash the taste of goyslap out your mouth.
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that was like the gatti ward trilogy in slap form
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I would literally rather eat Dana and Ari’s shit before watching anything else
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SLEEPY
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HEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEEPY
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real ones don't tap
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>no interview
>no dollaz
bullshit
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Thais love to kick to their opponents lead side for no reason other than to score points. Shit is absolutely not useful in the small gloves
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What the fuck is the refs blatant favouritism for Ortikov?
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>>151149611
Coste is the herb dean of ONE
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>>151149617
give him a break he has to work every fight
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>>151149611
There is no way that wasn't a knockdown wtf. THe guy got folded by the punch.
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>>151149617
That was definitely a knockdown and Ortikov couldn't stop catching the leg and even holding it for ages, and Coste refused to do anything past the first warning. But Kongtharanee catches the leg twice and gets threatened with a yellow card? I've always disliked Coste, I'll never forget his bullshit on the first Qatar card.
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>>151149611
They need farangs take the belt from Rodtang, and Ortikov absolutely will decision him
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>>151149631
Nah, fuck that, he's such a shit ref.
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>farangs
no surer sign of a faggot
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Ortikov would beat Haggerty too
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kadestam really hasn't fought since he zeemed soldic
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its irl bane
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>>151149662
Oh shit, that's him? Zamn.
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kino walkout track
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why did not one of you stupid fucks told me Pettis meme'd his way out of a fight again and against one of the counsins? that was glorious
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>>151149680
just put the sauce on the pasta
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>>151149680
should've been watching fake one pussy ass lil bitch
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what the fuck is this hahahahaha
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>>151149710
Apparently his name is Lay Phyu, he's a Burmese rockstar.
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Yves Lavigne
now there's a ref
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You can tell they're not committing to strikes, this is a farce.
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Kadestam is carrying this nigga
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kadestam looks fat as fuck
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the dads tie is fucking awesome
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I don’t believe this is an actual fight desu
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>>151149800
all of the "friend" ""fights"" are wonky
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Pride-esque
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dive lmao
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Lawler-esque retirement pity dive
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You guys watching UNO CAMPION?
This was fixed as fuck, no?
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>>151149861
fraid so I fear
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anyone watching Unified 64?
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di bella kino time
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STREAM HEEMY
are you kidding me lmao
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>>151149913
they're really sorry for this temporary fault
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we back
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what song did the wop walk out to?
my stream died
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>>151149913
>>151149923
imagine not having amazon prime
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>>151149935
some 70s disco song
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imagine not having backups upon backups of streams
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>>151149939
I won't fellate bezos' nuts just to get ONE and free shipping
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>>151149945
italy bro our time has come
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Will Jon Jones come out as gay now that his older brother is dead?
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>>151149958
no thanks
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ONE referee
we literally can only afford ONE referee
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>>151149966
wtf
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>>151149960
Sometimes I just shake my head at stuff hear; man
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marauder vs finesse
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jacked italian boy up 2-0
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great fight, di bella 3-0
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is the video wonky for anyoen else?
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
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prajanchai needs a heem
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>>151150069
because seven eight nine
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KEK
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cam on prawanchai heem that fookin leaf
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prajanchai needs to maraud harder but di bella is just too slick
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for a guy who can’t punch prajanchai can really thread the needle on some of these exchanges
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gg di bella
well done
great distance control
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I think the jacked italianese boy got it
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this dudes a treat to watch
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jackathan dilla bellalena
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Giacomo "Jack" Della Maddalena
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Islam vs JDM is essentially Usman vs Hughes
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LET'S GO FOR THAT
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chama
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Wonk nose wog
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wonk nose i wont do what you tell me
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surely there are other heems before ufc320, right bros?
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>>151150199
no
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>>151150199
*heems you*
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>>151150199
heh yeah…right here

*sleems youre*
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Pereira heems Ankalaev in dominant fashion. This came to me in a dream. Likely in the early rounds.
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>>151150199
Unified MMA 64 on rn
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heeminder bkfc is on tomorrow night as well, perry vs stephens
few more former ufc fighters on the card as well
jimmie rivera, karl roberson vs oluwale bamgbose, mike trizano
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I am awake
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we have the watch
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>>151150419
Right here buddy
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JewFC died when they stopped fighters from having cool shorts, prove me wrong
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>>151150460
wow, nice
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>>151150460
gemok
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at least arthur jones gets to meet his hero charlie
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>>151150460
Impressive
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I'm so hungover I can't even fart
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>>151150580
this nigga been ferrying to estonia again
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I forgot what I was gonna say
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Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
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>>151149242
THE golden coral? Guys a beast. Nice guy too, never meddum
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Fabricio Weddum
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JAWN JONES I WUNT JEW
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>>151150848
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>PRIDE
wins
>UFC
wins
>STRIKEFORCE
wins
>UFC RETURN
wins

Jones vs Werdum, white house card. Werdum taps him
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>>151150914
Fabricio WerGOAT
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I’m drunk and high awake as fuck, ready to ramble.

Hughes deserved to lose
Pereria will win
MERAB wins
Jiri wins
Youseff
Abus
Screenshot this
Magomed ankalaev = dogshit champion
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>>151150964
>Hughes deserved to lose
true
>Pereria will win
chamaman have been sniffing around nina's feet instead of training, doubt he'll win
>MERAB wins
true
>Jiri wins
50/50
>Youseff
>Abus
true
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>>151150580
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>>151150933
90's
> 1 - Coleman
> 2 - Smith
> 3 - Couture
> 4 - Rutten

00's
>Randleman
>Couture
>Barnett
>Rodriguez
>Sylvia
>Mir
>IC - Arlovski
>Arlovski
>Sylvia
>Couture
>IC - Big Nog
>Lesnar
>IC - Mir

10's
>IC - Carwin
>Velasquez
>Dos Santos
>Velasquez
>IC: Werdum
>Werdum
>Stipe
>Cormier

20's
>Stipe
Ngannou
>IC - Gane
>Jons
>IC - Aspinall
>Aspinall

these new age heavyweights are giant pussies. need Americans and Brazilians to run mma again
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>>151150964
im picking the americans on the main card, and the brazilian only because im tired of the shaved head, bearded, self righteous faggots
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>>151151040
>these new age heavyweights are giant pussies
they need to openly allow roids for hw to make it fun again
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about to marathon the embed series, what am in for?
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Cause Im TNT
Im dynamite
TNT
I'll win the fight
TNT
Im a powerload
TNT
Watch me explode
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>>151151078
they need the strongmen to come in for quick paychecks.
>265+
>Super Heavyweight Title
>Open Weight Champion

>Open Weight Champion Tournament
only hold if every 4 years, with past champs, + current seeded. something to capitalize on the names and make freak show matchups, just like japan lol

get rid of womens mma and they might just be alright
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>>151151078
volk juiced up... he could save the LHW division
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Something tells me Edmen is going to win a dec and not get a KO on Muniz, am I crazy??
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I enjoy watching women get slapped in Power Slap
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>>151151144
....bet on both. parlay with others to cover wild bets?
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My old room mate who I reported to the cops for dealing weed was sentenced today to 20 years KWAB
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>>151151078
We would also have more activity and less injuries with better recovery for the fighters between fights. Bisping ruined roid discourse for the next 20 years. He's repeated the unprovable story over and over, that Vitor took roids and exploded his eye with a devastating kick that didn't even heem. Even though we have way more instances of people getting hit with way worse devastating shots to the temple and NOT losing an eye. He didn't lose any eyesight until later on the following year during sparring, and there's no way to prove what shot caused the eyeball heem. It could literally have happened in any of his prior fights where he got dropped or when he was heemed. But everytime the desk talks about someone popping, Pissbong has to bring up the le cautionary tale of how Vitor took his eye because steroids.
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>>151151351
I am legally allowed to buy weed in the state that i live in. I smoke it when as I walk through the city center. How does that make you feel?
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>>151150964
canor was right. hughes shouldn't have been such a submissive friendly bitch. neither of them were there for a war. neither were there for a war but paul was overly scared and soi, pointing and laughing anytime he would finally land. most of the time he was swinging like a wmma fighter. whole 4 piece combos aimed at usman's chest. kwab
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>>151151351
honestly? respect
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>>151151351
weeds illegal there? lol
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>>151151351
Admit it. He was sentenced for a completely different crime, unrelated to your snitch.
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>>151151400
Makes my blood boil, frankly. I would heem the snot out of you and dip.
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>>151151351

enjoy getting shanked in a dark alley.
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Joe Rogan already confirmed that weed hurts your athletic performance. Why anyone would use it is beyond me.
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>>151148906
post more of that tall girls with boobs and blonde
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Magomed Ankalaev vs. Alex Pereira
Merab Dvalishvili vs. Cory Sandhagen
Jiri Prochazka vs. Khalil Rountree Jr.
Josh Emmett vs. Youssef Zalal
Abus Magomedov vs. Joe Pyfer
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>>151151093
Good times and hearty laughs around every corner.
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>makes you unheemable
>calms your nerves
>increases focus
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>>151151518
Ank
Merab
Jiri
Zalal
Pyfer
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>>151151518
ank
merab
hiri
emmett
abus
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>>151151518
Ank
Sandhagen
Jiri
Zalal
Pyfer
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>>151151518
Alex Pereira
Cory Sandhagen
Jiri Prochazka
Youssef Zalal
Joe Pyfer
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>>151151527
How did this GOAT lose to a 20-10 journeyman
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>>151151518
Ankalaev
Sandhagen
Jiri
Emmet
Pyfer
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>>151151438
>>151151457
He was dealing to underages
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Poatanbros...
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>>151151518
Alex
Merab
Jiri
Zalal
Officer Joe
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>>151151518
Alex
Merab
Jiri
Josh
Abus
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>>151151518
Ankalaev
Dvalishvili
Rountree Jr.
Josh Emmett
Abus
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>>151151590
poohand is washed AND spent too much time hanging around that whore
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>>151151419
Nothing frustrates me more than fighters being amicable to each other in the middle of the fight, that shit is soo cringe
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>>151151518
Pereira
Dvalishvili
Prochazka
don't care about rest
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>>151151518
Magomed Ankalaev
Merab Dvalishvili
Jiri Prochazka
Josh Emmett
Joe Pyfer
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>>151151518
ankalaev
sandhagen
rountree
emmett
pyfer
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>>151151518
Ank
Merab
Jiri
Zalal
Abus
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>>151151518
ankalaev
dvsillibob
rountree
emmett
magomedov
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>>151151518
CHAMA
USAmerab
Beastiri
Beastmett
Beastbus
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>>151151518
Ank
Merab
Jiri
Zalal
Abus
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>>151148944
Jej
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>>151151518
Ankalaev
Merab
Khalil
Zalal
Abus
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>>151151351
respect, you have to be real real to call cops on these bums
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>Arthur Jones choked on chicken bone
got dayuum that nigga fat
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>>151151518
pereira
sandhawlgen
prochazka
emmett
pyfer
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????
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*ezekiel chokes a can*
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>>151151758
why arent you picking our landsmann?
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>>151152339
xer tireshopboicl*tty is trembling
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>>151152362
xhe knows what's coming.....again
poor poor BOTTOMkalaev
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Had they previously been to a tyre shop together? Purchasing tyres? Had Ankalaev suggested they go again to purchase more tyres? Or just to browse? Why did Poatan turn him down? Why did he choose that moment to reject another trip to the tyre store?
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>>151152376
Daddykalaev is a top i fear im afraid
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I AM going back to the tire shop I need a tire rotation.
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I am not going anywhere, I’m afriad.
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>>151151518
POATAN
Merab
Khalil
Zalal
Abus
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>>151151518
Ank
Merab
Jiri
Josh
Pyfer
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>>151151518
Pereira
Sandhagen
Prochazka
Zalal
Magomedov
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>>151151518
Magomed Ankalaev
Merab Dvalishvili
Jiri Prochazka
Youssef Zalal
Abus Magomedov
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>>151152339
>p-please let me win, i dont want to go back to working in the favela tire shop
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Damn Alex bodied that disgusting disabled muzzrat freak in the staredown yesterday.
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Everyone picking ankalaev and pereira is fucking stupid
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Bout to body my meng
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SwedenT
Dynamite
SwedenT
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>>151151651
What on earth
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>>151152491
ikr, we all know that in the end, its ari thats the ultimate winner
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>>151152550
forgot to ask ur consent to post ur selfie, mb b
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>>151151518
Magominge
Mingerab
Khaminge
Zaminge
Mingebus
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either khalil forgets to use his leg kicks and crumbles under pressure or he uses them hard in 1 round and gets koed in 2 round
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>>151152570
Well you get a pass I was just worried the pavloviches were invading for a second
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Rakic could have beat jiri but he was too dumb and stopped leg kicking when it was working
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Jiri heems, heil Hitler
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This is it....the moment AGPkalaev decided he wanted to become a woman and get bred by Alex's big tribal cock sadly i fear
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>>151151561
unironically because he got rid of his touch butt training regime with that dork in the park, gooby lost his legwork
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>>151151351
>>151151432
>>151151524
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>>151152782
Thanks lukemeister
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>>151151518
Ank
Merab
Khalil
Emmett Till
Abus
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Who is the current BOY?
Who is climbing up the ranks and is gonna go all the way and not disappoint you?
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Words? OVER
Poopatan? DOOMED
Chamaxisters? GONNA CRY
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>>151152828
Kody Steer
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Still deeply disturbed by D.C's weird racial outbursts on the weigh in show.
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>>151152837
Ugly goblin jew about to get raped and gaped again by Pereira daddy*
Ftfy
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>>151152586
Rakic was landing good leg kicks on Jiri and still got finished by his pressure. You need to be someone with a different kind of power to throw Jiri off his usual gameplan, which is what Alex was. I actually think prime Jan probably would have finished Jiri if they ever fought too
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Extrapolate immediately
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>>151151351
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back 2 tire shop
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I would like to change my picks
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Pereira has a real chance of winning against Ankalaev but the way he's been talking and preparing for this rematch is concerning.
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>>151152852
what did he say?
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>>151152943
Pereira was beginning to figure Ank out in the 5th round of the last fight. If he can get in that groove early this time, he'll probably win
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>>151152954
They were all playing Corey Sandhagens gay little troll character with a filter. D.C just yaps about how he doesn't like sandhagen because he's white
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>>151152981
Oh so you'll answer hans but not me some IC1 you are m80
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Jon Jones brother just died

Did we switch universes again
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>>151152963
He landed a high kick in the 5th that immediately prompted Ankalaev to go into the clinch
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Listen bros.. I was heemed in sparring last week. It was my fault. I'm the one who raised the pace and intensity with a guy who's been fighting for a long time. It was good back and forth and I felt like I was in GODmode. Apparently he lept forward with a big telegraphed hook that he expected me to block but I blocked the wrong side of my head for no reason. I don't remember it.
Now, if I pivot my head wth my ear almost touching my traps, I get BRUTAL vertigo for 10 seconds like I'm on a rollercoaster going in a loop. It happens once or twice a day . If I try to replicate it shortly after, it won't happen again.
Am I unironically chinned?
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>>151153185
>Yousuf Zalal
>You sarr are vile and worthless
Chills
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I once took an haymaker from a guy in sparring. Chin held up no problem although he was bigger than me. Then i went back popping my jab on his face.
Ha!
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>>151151518
Pereira
Sandhagen
Rountree Jr.
Emmett
Pyfer
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>>151153295
hi marvin, didnt know you post on heem.il
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>me fazza
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>>151153336
Hey b why emmett if I may ask
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>>151152895
If Alex lost he could retire and be fine. He could make money with the youtube channel and big sponsors. . . If Magomed loses, it's back to the Apex and he's gonna need another 10 fight winstreak to get close to a title. That's the sad reality of the situation I fear.
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>>151151518
Ankalaev
Merab
Jiri
Zalal
Abus
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I explained a couple years ago how Cory Sandhagen is a unique challenge to Merab Dvalishvili even with some obvious disadvantages

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/129936418/#q129943293

And I see it more evenly matched approaching tonight with Sandhagen's preparations and ever evolving game
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>n-no cham-AAAAAAAAAAAAACK
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>>151153358
He only needs one
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>>151153336
>>151153358
Hey b, why not just say "You guys are all probably wondering why I chose Emmett, huh? Heh. Well, I'll tell you why..." Then you just tell us why you picked Emmett. No need for this odious charade.
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>>151151518
Alex Birnbaum
Cornelius Sandmann
Karl Rundbaum der II.
Yosef Fritzalal
Abus Magomedov
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Any eurofags staying awake for this event? I think I will. I have a feelings its going to be worth it.
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>>151153496
I'm always awake you weak bitch
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>>151153496
I usually wake up around 4 am so it aligns with my schedule
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>>151153413
This is what plays in Rogans head whenever he starts glazing Poatan
>This man is made out of MAHOGANY when you feel him! He has the nuclear option, the touch of death in that left hand!
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>>151153496
I'm probably just gonna wake up early to catch the main card and see Josh Emmett deliver a nasty KO
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>>151153523
Love the commitment, I bet that backfired when you stayed awake for the 319 main event
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>>151153413
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Daniel of Prostitute descent
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>>151153496
You will be sorely disappointed when it ends in either an early KO for Ankalaev or a 5 round snoozer.

Go to sleep instead.
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what idiot decided to put BKFC and UFC at the same time?
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I could never sleep when Jiri is fighting
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>>151153496
at least it ends on 5 am or something there.
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>>151153548
it always backfires b
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>>151153568
Honestly this card is stacked, If I can see 1 decent fight I will be happy (usually Jiri always delivers)
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>>151151518
Ankwablaev
Merdab
JIRI
Zalal the prancing muzzie
Joe "supposedly only needs one" Pyfer
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PSA:
If you don't like Jiri you are a certified poofter
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>>151153496
I'm not gay
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>>151153496
I stay up to watch some prelims
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>>151153647
You're gay
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>>151153603
Jiri is going the way of this fella
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>>151153647
HOMO
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Gonna be a big heem day today
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>>151153616
by the way I want Pereira to turn Ank chinese, Cory kneeing Merab's head to the moon and Emmett decaptitate the dancing faggot, I also feel this is a common sentiment to anyone who isn't his father's nephew
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>>151152828
vadim nemkov
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>>151153575
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>>151153575
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>>151153575
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>>151153701
You can't be your father's nephew b that's illegal
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Quick question I’m new to UFC what the fuck is wrong with Ankalaevs nose?
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It’s fight day. Are you excited?
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>>151153719
things works differently in certain places b
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>>151153575
Same guy apparently insulting their main drawl
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>>151153368
When Magokek ACK-alaev loses embarrassingly today he's unironically gonna get traded to PFL for Dakota Ditcheva
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>>151153575
Jolie's zaddy
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>>151153754
Conor getting into shouting matches with Perry is great promotion for BKFC, even if it makes him look like a clown
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very good matches in k-1 max ,i feel zhora will take it
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Why is Cory even fighting for the title
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>>151153779
Short term gains I fear he is trying too hard to imitate the big pink man and not realizing no one watches ufc to see daner
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Why don't I feel anything in my biceps when I do dumbell curls?
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if shartles gets beaten by assrot, will it be his last fight?
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>>151153843
Because you use woman's weight
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>>151153841
Speak for yourself
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heemcord invite pls
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>>151153843
do chin ups they activate the biceps better
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>>151153771
>Jolie
What did she mean with this?
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>>151153853
he will have aldoesque streak.
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>>151153901
Sex with miss Poirier
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>>151153784
I don’t appreciate this post from that flag. It makes me sick. Leave it to me you wonk nose cunt.
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>>151153901
was she actually in goobys dm's?
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>>151153958
Yeah
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>>151153958
Was gooby in Jamaica?
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gooby. cock. just saying what's on everyone's mind.
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>>151153984
gooby is everywhere, inside all of us :prayemoji:
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I feel like if Pereira can find a way to setup the high kick(both sides) he can win by KO. This one partially landed and shook Ankalaev
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>>151154036
That's some crazy projection right there my man
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>>151153901
Imagine greasing her up in coconut oil and having raucous sex
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We support Conor in all his cocaine fueled endeavors here.
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>>151154036
Get out of my head!!
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>>151154036
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Gooner McGregor
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>>151154061
Chama let Ali 9/11 get him. he will most likely have shamans give Alex a nightmare of being back in the favela tyre shop and ruin his night sleep.
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Mcfaggot will forever be a humiliated prostitute goonscrolling through fag pages and taking zesty shots at his mates on his yacht
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Ali, you're a nice guy but
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You're not speaking to somebody who will let you speak like this
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>>151153843
Do them sitting down for 8+ reps, or do >>151153872 before the dumbbell curls
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>>151153949
i have been watching k-1 before your mom met your dad you sissy
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>>151154223
I knew they could do this shit also cause shortness of breath fuck betting the house on ank
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>>151154352
Your mum is your dad you wonk nose inbred
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>>151154352
Explains a lot
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Shrimp is the best stream to watch this card
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i'd flatten your face you twerp
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>>151154414
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>>151154414
Flatten your wonk nose
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>>151154414
Fuck off nafri subhuman
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i don't see periera dropping ank he has good chin ,but i see periera getting koed his chin isn't as good he was dropped by lightweight in kb
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>>151154430
How did he avoid the diagnosis they gave his mischling
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>>151154451
He has a wonk nose like you
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Heem always starts to ramp up before a card, you can feel it in the air. More posts, more insults, more traffic. Its nearly time.......
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I hate nafris
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my nose is straighter than you faggot
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When the UFC dies, because it will die, it's death is assured now, it will not be replaced by the PFL or ONE or what ever the fuck
What will happen is that the regional feeder leagues, stuff like LFA, ARES, and Cage Warriors, will grow more and more. These are places where fighters have a lot more leverage on management, it will quickly become more attractive for an MMA fighter to stay on the regionals than go to the UFC for less pay.
Already we see motion like this with KSW, where the UFC tried to low ball a lot of their fighters and they just chose to stay in KSW rather than take less pay or go to the PFL. This will happen more and more, more people will watch regional level MMA, and eventually the current order of things will be completely destroyed and international MMA will die for some time
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>>151154451
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Bruce Buffer is a drunken fruit
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i don't hate you i just don't care
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>>151154496
Nafri btfo
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>wanna get chocked out?
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>>151154496
post the other one, MORE
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>>151154496
Heeeeeeeeeem
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im not a criminal but if that twerp threw a that slap kick on my abs his feet would be broken
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>>151154555
>I'm not a criminal
>That flag
Impossible
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trips of truth
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>>151154430
what a digsuting looking tranny
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>>151154575
if i was a criminal i would be already posting with uk flag instead of staying in here
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Hey I have a confession, I am Christian but I'm gay
IMPOSSIBEEEELL
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>im not a criminal
>i don’t have a wonk nose
>im straight
This wonk nose thief faggot is lying I fear
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>>151154622
Monitor on
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alex was dropped by a lw think about it
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>>151154641
he is a muslim, thats all you need to know
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why are you seething ,did some wonk nose bully you
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Heem
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>>151154694
You rang b?
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>>151154669
Kek we do be gapin' piggies.
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>>151154691
its fight week with a brazza in the main event, standard heemsters behaviour really
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>>151154691
Xhe woke up on the wrong side of my maggot minge I'm afraid...

Xhe is very sad!
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like looks i hit someones nerves
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>>151154639
This guy for gay Jesus over here
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>>151154737
I need a Sexy Nafridaddy to hit the maggots in my minge...
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sorry to inform you but if your calves are less than 40cm you are a sissy
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>>151154787
My calves are hollowed out from maggots...
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Can you both fuck off
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>>151154740
HEY REMOVE YOURSELF
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>>151154787
My calves are actually solid as fuck so I get away insult free from your post
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>>151154821
My clitty can't queef!!!
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Alex Pereira by falling piano
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>>151154883
Kys
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can you like not?
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What’s wrong with you?
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>>151154883
Make it Black then we'll talk.
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I would've thought that estradiol would decimate your peen
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>>151154575
Thats an Algerian flag, i believe you are confusing it with the Israeli flag
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>>151154948
That needs to be me but with a BBC...
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>>151154755
I'm here b
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Snakeshaw trained emmett this is a lock
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>>151154912
*taps screen*
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>>151154983
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Thread getting good. Real good...
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>they are all bigger than me
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Please stop trying to make my MAPiglet's boiminge moist.
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>>151155084
You are literally somali
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You know it's a good card when transexual porn spammer comes back
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https://youtu.be/X74tM7XgdiY
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Why can't you do this in /box/
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>>151155130
Sexy Somalidaddies...

Munch up the dick juice from my maggot minge...

Hurry....

It's crustin' up...
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just when i wanted to see it they dropped it
https://youtu.be/hXQ8esXds-Y
kino
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How do brazzas and bellal cope with this? You literally work for zionist jews.
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Yo why are all these girls packing goobyesque mengs?
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>>151155205
When did poles become shabbos freaks too
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>>151155205
There's nothing against working with kuffar against other kuffar.

We literally are the new Jews and have our own Holocaust to guilt and propagandise the world with.
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Mixed Men
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>>151155228
>Goobyesque

These women actually have dicks longer than 6 inches and aren't deformed pretzels.
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Magomed ankalaev
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Did you guys see Sergio Pettis spinning elbow knockout? Seems like we see that more and more now. Why is that?
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>>151155247
I don't get it
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>>151151518
>Magomed Ankalaev
>Merab Dvalishvili
>Jiri Prochazka
>Josh Emmet
>Joe Pyfer
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>>151155435
Excellent picks
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>>151155457
i picked with my head, not my heart.
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>>151151518
Alex
Merab
Jiri
Zalal
Pyfer
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>>151151518
Poatan
Dvalishvili
Prochażka
Zalal
Pyfer
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>>151155410
Answer my question first wojtek when did poles become helwani lovers is this a losers of ww2 club or something
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>>151155581
idk what the fucvk are you talking about retard, zionists own america and they're commiting a genoicide in gaza
https://rumble.com/v6ztwoe-exposing-the-jewish-control-matrix.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_v
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Synagogue of Sin
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dont trust his lies
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>>151155668
The maggots are creepin' out of my minge...

Munch up the Somalidaddy dick juice...

It's crustin' up...
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>>151155622
Do you condemn the helwanis
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>>151155753
Please munch up the Somalidaddy dick juice from my maggot minge...

We can get Jewdaddies up on in me later...
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>>151155084
>>151155056
>>151155022
All of these posts were made less than one minute after the other which makes Clozapig the author of two of them minimum.
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>>151155809
bodied that freak
>>
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>>151155821
Monitor on
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Sinews and nerves strung along the walls. A giant spine raised from human bones sits in middle. Welcome to the synagogue.
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oh shit fins out in a show of force
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>>151155853
This is you on your phone.

>>151155858
This is you on your computer.

And this image is you suicidally depressed I fear.
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Screenshot sally in the building folks
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Hear the rabbi preach of destruction and doom of the goy and their nations. The rabid followers sing out in praise but to the ears of anyone but of their own it sounds like the cackle of hyenas. Once more you are reminded where you are, at the synagogue of sin
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As you make your entrance known their heads spins around, eyeing you with their greedy looks. This no place of worship you say to yourself. This is a place of sin.
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Can i get a Heemcord invite
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I'm not making another Jones thread please don't force me
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>>151156069
Make the Sexy Jondaddy thread...
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>>151155821
dumbass
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>>151156064
whats the secret password?
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>>151156110
You take longer editing these than suckin' the Somalidaddy dick juice from my maggot minge...
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>>151156144
Idk
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>>151156168
then u nah gettin the inv
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>>151156110
oh shit my bad
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>>151156206
Kek
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>>151156188
I was a valuable member of the heemcord but I made a new account
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Why is finland talking to xherself?
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>>151156212
>>151156206
I want Daddysanya's BBC in my maggot minge...
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>>151156228
Discord is for paedophiles
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>>151156234
I don't have any spare change can you move along please
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it's up!!

>>151156267
>>151156267
>>151156267
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>>151156257
The assumption I'm poor based on my flag is racist and problematic
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So nobody here is in the heemcord
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>>151156234
Xhe's missing xer BBC dick daddy...
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>>151156345
No way lmao
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>>151153678
>be englel
>suffer a slight booboo to the leg
>cry and demand a stretcher

Many such cases!



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