A PROPER BIG SIX CLASHKICK OFF 5:30PM UKCHELSEA: Sanchez; Gusto, Acheampong, Badiashile, Cucurella; James (c), Caicedo; Neto, Fernandez, Garnacho; Pedro.>SUBS: Jorgensen, Slonina, Hato, Lavia, Emenalo, Buonanotte, Estevao, Gittens, Guiu.LIVERPOOL: Mamardashvili; Bradley, Konate, van Dijk (c), Kerkez; Szoboszlai, Gravenberch, Mac Allister; Salah, Gakpo; Isak.>SUBS: Woodman, Gomez, Endo, Wirtz, Chiesa, Jones, Ekitike, Robertson, Frimpong.
FUCK ANIME
>>151157328so I'm supposed to decipher filenames to glean what channel the match will be on now? seems like there are easier ways no?
Wirtz will not score or assist today.
Chelsea roll out their third string backline and slot drops wirtz? Wtf is his problem
>>151157406>dropping your £116m signingHas "007" hurt Slot that much
>>151157397based and so true
>>151157427Eh, I wouldn't single him out. Liverpool going full Galacticos will doom them soon.
>>151157373fpbp
cunha 007 wow
>>151157498Doom them to what, being perennial title challengers, occasional winners? That's what galactico squads tend to achieve in football. This is far, far above where they were 20 years ago. The real concern is that they are improving their brand hugely, much faster than anyone else, they're replacing United as the soul™ of English football among foreign fanbases. If that happens they'll be able to spend 500 million every season.
>>151157397You can tell from the graphic you fat faggot
>>151157550it already happened sadly
>>151157373Yes I will
>>151157397Dullest gimmick going
Wirtzbros...
>>151157631i cant tell if its ironicif hes taking the piss out of the format autist i like itif its serious its terrible
LADS LADS I GOT ONE>gakpoo
>>151157631*Ireland fake betposter has entered the chat*
>>151157654>fakeoh, but they arent
>>151157328>Wirtz benchedGrimoldi, meanwhile Woltemade and Sesko score for fun
>>151157641It's the limpet leaf from /epl/ trying to replicate format autist, but doing it really badly.>>151157654That is at least his own idea.
>>151157668
>>151157373
i checked the chelsea reddit and they all seem to think theyre going to win this easy and are in a title fight
>>151157654>types an amount of money I don’t have in the stake field on bet365>screenshots and posts it here in your path >refuses to elaborate. Leaves
>>151157748her face when she breaks her leg again>>151157759what a chad
>>151157373based
>>151157759He doesn't 'refuse to elaborate' though, he posts it over and over again as if he's a genius. It only tricks newfags. Guy's a bore.
>007can it get any wirtz than this?
2025... I am forgotten
>>151158004He can make it 009 today
>>151157654Absolutely seething.
alright, mug has been averted, now i need to see livershit lose and il have a proper weekend for once
>>151158017based auteurtrue cinephile
BENCHED
>>151158017
its no wonder this shit site is dying when all we have these days is weekly muhhh 007 memes fucking plebs
>>1511580731* pl title
>>15115809921 league titles, 6 European cups. Best club side in England. You will never say that about whatever shit team you support.
if any of you have Mayfair in McDonald's Monopoly, I'll split with you the £100k
>>151158073007 is needed to counter all the livershit delusion that has not recognized they have been shit since before the fucking community shield evenfucking wankers overperformed last season and then proceed to labotamize your team and think its going to click just like thati need to see these media cucks kneeeeel
manifesting liverpewl blowout
>>151158161most mentally sane united fan in 2025
>>151158161>labotamize
>>1511581381 pl title mate
>>151158212were you in a coma last year or just coping? they got a 2nd one just last season
>>151157991Yep. Isn't even convincing. Guy's been doing it for years as well.
im unironically jelly of liverpoop fans (on spee)not because of the trophies or money or whatever just that they can make everyone seethe at the drop of a hat just by existing
>>151158299kek it's good, I must be honest. When we score lucky late goals and win even if we were shite I spam things like>HAHAHAHA BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD GOING TO WIN EVERYTHING SLOT'S A GENIUS guaranteed replies
>>151157406They got the wrong German...
>>151158299we grew up with them being shit same with arsenal i would like to see them win it this year
>>151158236covid title isnt valid matecant call off a 100m dash mid race and then months later resume like nothing happened lmaosame applies to footballtheres a reason half of europes leagues shut down and called it off 1 title in the year citeh had an off year lel
>>151158357you could have just wrote:>or just coping?yeah
they thought we forgot lmaoo
to be fair though scousers are definetley the most hated type of white english man
How many today?
>>151158299That.Liverpool.Feel.
we got this
GWAN LIVVEHPEWL
>>151158389if they get that 21st league title theres gonna be ritual mass suicides
>>151158299>>151158323>>151158428
>>151158425why is slot following ekitike around?
>>151158357>theres a reason half of europes leagues shut down and called it offThe Dutch league is the only notable league that ended the season early.
>>151157373basado
Janitor here.Anyone asking for a stream is asking for a 3 day ban. Don’t fucking test me on that. You’ve been warned.
>>151158464didnt say notable u literate potato wog
>>151157328Is this the official thread? Title isnt giving a lot of information :/
>>151158439>>1511584391 title in 35 years?
If PGMOL tried to rob Arsenal today does that mean they expect Liverpool to drop points?
>>151158478Oi bruv have ye got a bloody stream or sum?
>>151158492How did he pull that?
>>151158453#TLF
>>151158425Arent Chelseas CBs injured? Should be ez game for him.
>>151158492what is he saying?
My nigga Nach!
>>151158505See you later faggot
hey ABUsjust dropping in to say we're backbin dippers spent 500 mil on 007 agentschelski spent a billi on literal whos and will finish below >usthat is all
>>151158500i see the new cope has droppedwhatever it takes to avoid the rope i guess
I know what he meant but it was kind of funny that lee dixon basically just literally said "Florian Wirtz' best place in this Liverpool side is on the bench" in the preview
>>151157328The battle of the biggest cheaters in the league. How will the ref decide who to cheat in favour of?
>>151158531sorry2 titles in 35 years
>this does not slip la>slipskek
>>151158528Later? When exactly? I'm a bit busy this week
>>151158530>007 agentsthey bought cunha too?
>>151158510>"yeah babe, im totally hazard, you just need to squint a bit"
>>151158510He's tall and fit with beautiful eyes and an above average face
arsen4l plastics getting cocky I see
>>151158536arsenal arent playing thoughbeit>>151158510hes 6'2+all women care about in 2025 sadly
>>151157654I shall be his huckleberry.
>ekitike benchedlmaoslot has lost it
united were winning in a era with abramovichs chelsea, wengers arsenal, and competed against the like of prime barca in europeliverscum's biggest opps are crystal palace, and only won a pl title when city had an off year so now try to revise history and pretend covid didnt happen lel
Whats the record for games with scorerpoints in EPlel and can my nigga FloFlo reach it?
>>151158568Arsenal cheat too, but not to the extent of the professional victims or the rent boys
>>151158557>He's tall and fit with beautiful eyes
>>151158579I didn't post that thoughbeit.
enjoy the game lads, international break after this weekend
>>151158609AHHHHHHH
>>151158582and let’s not forget the 90s and early 2000s when only United had money to spend
>>151158582this is the kind of cope i dreamed united fans would have 15 years agocant believe it came true. city are now fergies united, and you are hodgesons pool
>>151158568>hes 6'2+>all women care about in 2025 sadlyTrue height is everything in 2025.
HERE WE GO LADS
We need to bring back having a big scary looking Balkan fella as a centre back.
Wirtz will be a dortmund player in 2 years
>>151158582brother i know united are in a mess but youre embarrassing yourself
>>151158627*
>>151158492Harry Kane if he was a slav
>>151158582Covid did happen and it was a difficult and strenuous time for players as well as fans.Liverpool overcame that to dominate the league. It CANNOT be overstated how difficult that season was for all of the teams involved. Liverpool were simply better. #strongminds #mentalitymonsters
Breadly muh boy, he's ready
>poverty chantingcringe
>>151158589u wot
>>151158603I bet Arne likes to have his Slot filled, if you get what I mean
>>151158657I'M ABL and the * thing is pathetic. makes the rest of us look bad. ive never seen someone try and claim it outside of /sp/ without getting laughed out the room
(you) gallorerattled easily
>>151158667Like whats the record for games without a goal or assist?
>achimpmong
>we are champions and top of the league>united fans are a bottom half sidekarma
HE's BENCHEDBWAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA100 MILLY DOWN THE SWANNEE
what's wrong with wirtz
>>151158693Why is he so zesty
>>151158686theres players who played all season and didnt score or assist
Ez win for LIVVEHPEWL this one innit
did enjoy the balotelli liverpool era
>liverpool blowing their £500 MILLION pl money on 007 shitters and wont be able to recoup that loss the way united do by a single kazahkstani washing machine advertkek
>>151158706dutch
time for a beer and to take my mind off being alive for a few hours
thought garnacho was number 69 for a second there
>>151158425Last digit
KEK WHAT A BENCHED FRAUDULENT GERMAN BITCHOLA
>>151158713I mean for forwards.
>>151158706who knows
im gonna down about 10-15 coronas and then go out at like 11pm to dance for a few hours
>>151158701he needs more time
Called a Liverpool fan fat today and she tried to guilt trip me
where is he?antony even scored in his opening games kek
CUCURELLLLLAAAAAA
It's free money lads.
>>151158582>win everything with fergie time>no more fergie time>suddenly united are relegation folder
>>151158665>that stomachgrim
We love you [team name] we dowe love you [team name] we do we love you [team name] we oh [team name] we love you is this the most generic football chant?
arsebros there's no way chelsea do us a favour here with slippy sanchez in goal
>>151158729so do i
>spend 400m to get worseWhat did Liverpool mean by this?
>>151158745Based.
>>151158742On the bench, Slot ruined him.
how's my boy garnacho doing, chelsea bros?
> paid for the ticket> sitting on their phoneswhy this lads even there?
SLUUURP
>>151158752for me itsHELLOHELLOWE ARE THE X BOYSnobody asked or cares ladsor ITS XX FCBY FAR THE GREATEST TEAMyoure not lads lets me honest
>>151158745Fucking lel
Liverpoo
it's 2025 and chelsea still have the worst chants
>>151158752For me it's>CAHM ON [TEAM NAME]>CAHM ON [TEAM NAME]Usually a London club like Arsenal or Chelsea.
>>151158773probably recorded themselves screaming wanker during the corner and are sending it to the group chat
swear Chelsea has different blacks in their defense every other week. where are they coming from?
>>151158785always have done probably always will
>>151158752[teeeeeaaaaaam naaaaaaame][teeeeeaaaaaam naaaaaaame]
>>151158773zoomers are retarded and can’t focus on something for 5 mins without looking at their handheld goy device
>>151158773social media is like crack for zoomers
HES HERE
>>151158769100 odd million and hes on the bench against chelsea?fuck me those 007 memes really rattled the scousers lool
>>151158749poof
fuck i almost hovered it
pls chile not again
>>151158773zoomers were a mistake
>>151158752>chelsea chelsea CHELSEA>CHELSEA CHELSEA chelsea
>>151158791>el chileANO
salah is fucking shite
>>151158777X TEAM X TEAM X TEAMX TEAM X TEAM X TEAMwho am i?
>>151158752nah its got to be the ones not about their own teamlike 'we forgot that you were here' or 'your support is fucking shit' or basically any chant that every lower league side does to eachother every game
>>151158806I have webm/mp4 on autoplay, fuck.
Nice to see garnachos tribute to the late mudryk with the blonde hair
fucking shit lads, el chileANO
joao pedro had 3 good games and decided he was done with this shit
>>151158820>ex teamBury Football Club?
>he clicked
salah the selkath
>>151158800arent you posting on 4chan during the match
>>151158810this is the worst one to be fair
What's your favourite Chelsea chant?
>>151158773He's posting itt
is kwabnacho going to get the post united bounce?
nonce cunt
>>151158847for me its CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEACHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
>>151158847Dunno, but they probably stole it off Liverpool. We won't talk about where Liverpool get their chants though.
BLOOOOOOOOOT
CAICEDO
>>151158847blue is the colourfootball is the gamei dont know the names of my playerstheyre black and all look the same
god damn
>>151158830>ynr liam delap
ffs, at least he's on my FPL team.
ToT
GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL
EL NIÑO MOI
>>151158847mine's the one that goeschelseachelseachelseachelseachelseachelseaproper mint chant, me and the lads love screaming that after a long night of homosexual sex
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA
That android lesbian GarnachoThat cruel Inca prince Garnacho
GOLAZO
>>151158847Celery chant of course https://youtu.be/Sjmjhx0sVn8?si=NIWQGeQjIn17H4Pf
BLOOTER
I once cast my eyes on a Chilean thumbnail and the police sent me a letter
Haha fuck off Liverpool cunts
blimey that was a goal
Alisson saves that
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
dayum son
>liverpoo
HOLY BLOOOOOOOTT
i told you liverfraudsthis season is literally arsenal vs shitty
based van dijk pulling out his signature move
NICE
Van Dijk tired to use his aura to stop that
Is Alison injured?
WOOAH great gol
Lavorpell falling apartLucked a few wins now fully exposed
remebering when they thought liverpool were good because they scored some last minute winners against bournemouth and burnley
>>151158876>sign your first big $ contract for chelsea>immediately get injuredmany such cases
CAICEDOTHE SNUBBER OF SCOUSE POOOOOOAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAA
>>151158892
wirtz on the bench thinking like: challenge accepted; wait until i get my chance
>>151158916>arsenal
>>151158864When I was a kid I went to see a Champion's league match with me dad. We were sat in the Kop, Liverpool vs Chelsea. We spent half the game chanting>CHELSEA CHELSEA RENT BOYSSo that, i guess.
>commentator: "you weren't very good heh">other commentators piss themselves laughing
>>151158922For one to two months, yes.
>>151158916shitty are too brown to be competitive again
>SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL >SLIPPERPOOL
LIVERSISTERSWE'RE GETTING BLIMMIN' TROUNCED
Cue the excuses about alisson being injured as if their closest title rivals haven't had long term injuries happen in every game this season including again today
why are liverpool fans who whiny and entitled? didn't they win the league just a few months ago?
Why are all PL teams so bad this season?
>>151158847*clap clap clap*CHELSEA*clap clap clap*great chant, it really is
Bunch of manbabies watching and cheering at Africans kick an inflatable ball lmao. Nice “””sport”””
Liverpool does not know what to do without Wirtz
how long will liverpool give him? i can see them tapping up glasner
wait a second! how did caicedo score AGAINST liverpool? didn't liverpool sign him?
>>151158773Just the other day I saw a girl riding a bike through town and scrolling her phone at the same time. I've also seen zoomers while skiing that just sit down in the middle of the slope and start scrolling their phone. Actual brainrot.
CAICEDO ONLY SCORES BLOOTS
>>151158847for me it'sᶜʰᵉˡˢᵉᵃ, chelsea, CHELSEA,CHELSEA, chelsea, chelsea, ᶜʰᵉˡˢᵉᵃ
>dont start wirtz>lose all those vital runs ahead of the ball>losewhat did they mean by this
I clicked it and sent it to my boss’ email
>>151158965Would Alisson save this?
CHELSEA DAGGER
>>151158847chelse Chelsea CHELSEA CHELSEA Chelsea chelseaorCHELSEA (clap clap clap) CHELSEAorCHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
Woah that ref cam was kino
>>151158965>van dick running away from ndugu
refcam kino
THE BIG SLIP is brewing, sar
>>151158960if only he had a name like jaquavius
>>151158965The state of virgin van dyke there
>>151158965Nice of Virgil Vaginal Discharge to clear the road for the lad.
>>151158847>(ascending pitch) Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea>(descending pitch) Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea
Ref cam was absolute cinema for once.
just need cuckumbrella to commit a foul and my bet builder comes in for 60 quid bosh
HOw did liverpool fall apart so quicklySlot out by christmas?
arsenal are unironically better than us but they can't keep their players fit so we'll win anyway
>>151158979There's only 3 Chelseas each time
>start Isak but not wirtzchelseasisters, the game is ours
>>151158965>aura defending>just stare them down bro
>>151158965Van Disney backoff gimick exposed crazy style We dey go chop belleful today!
>sloppy sly
How is Liverpool losing against this Chelsea B team
>>151158847>Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea>Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea>Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea>Chelsea Chelsea Chelseamessage me if you want to next verses
>>151159026i really don't enjoy seeing their face at the edge of the screen however
>>151159030phoarrr
>>151159002
i now remember liverpool fans shitting on Diaz last season
this is what happens when you bend to the pressure of you rabid fanbase and 70iq club legends, Slottogood lesson
>>151159039you always hear some people going chelsea again a seventh time which is why it's a small chelsea
>>151159048Luck ran out.
>>151159030sovl
>>151158847he's shagging your wifehe's shagging your wifeeeeeeJohn Terry, he's shagging your wife
>>151159030just like fifa
>>151159064kek good post
>>151159053Neat
>>151159030Big Virg!
>>151158847
>>151159030makes the stands behind both goals look very small they need a new ground its nice but just too small
Chelsea needs to go 2-0 or 3-0 up before maresca does his shit subs and drops points.
>>151159072I turned off those cringe POV replays immediately
Im going jim. Hopefully my gym crush is there
>>151159070wait is this really a thing?
>>151158847WE HATE TOTTENHAMCHELSEA
TICKER: ABL has hit a new high YTDSlots go brrrrrrr
why is isak so malnourish
>>151159094If I get dubs you gotta ask her out
liverpool look like a side that need MASSIVE investment next summer
uuuuh wtf is that?!?!?
STEVE GERRARD GERRARD
not happy
IM GONNA CLICK ITWISH ME LUCK GUYS
ballboy giving gakpo some cheek
I was told Liverpool were the best team in the world? Didn't they spend like a bajillion pounds?
>>151159103Ethiopian genes
>>151159107reROLLING
>>151159112HE SLIPPED ON HIS FOOKIN ARSE
where would this win put chelsea?
>>151159127HE GAVE IT TO DEMBA BA
Sub in Agent 007
>>151159113>£125m for a whiny cunt
>>151159002Ngl kinda hilarious they have the refs wearing bodycams like cops but agreed these refcam views are kino AF
>>1511591296th
chileno not messing around today
>>151159094If I get trips you walk up to her and simply say 'You want the best orgasm of your life? Follow me.' Then you just walk out.
>>151159129World champions beating the reigning English champions pretty much makes them the greatest team in the solar system.
Do those adult channels like Babestation etc still exist on Sky/Freeview?
>>151159035Arsenal won't win anything because they can't score. Look at today. 21 odd shots, only 5 on target (Eze also missed open goal). Gyokeres is so so bad, even Sesko is better. In CL? 16 shots, 5 on target.Newcastle? 20 shots, 7 on target.Port Vale? 11 shots, 4 on target.Man City? 12, 3 on target.Athletic? 11, 6 on target (best ratio all season)Forest? 16, 5.Liverpool? 11 and 1 (ONE)Leeds? 18 and 5 (best conversion rate)United? 9 and 3.They can't hit a barn door, so they can't score. So they always give teams a way back in because they're so easy to defend against. Drop deep and hit on counter-attack, press them in their own half and they'll make a mistake.Arsenal won't win shit.
>>151159046You can't head fake 80IQ ngubus. They are immune to such parlour tricks.
Honestly would've preferred to see Ekitike starting over Isak
>beat liverpool>lose to Brightonthe chelsea way
>>151159030Filmed by the parrot on his shoulder?
wtf does Gusto do
stevie g la
>>151159183
>>151159163shut it Mandic, go back to wanking off blacked porn lol.
>>151159161They've scored 14 goals in the league so far, not bad for a team that can't hit a barn door.
>>151159178cant spend all that money and not play him into form realistically
ALL PEDOS DESERVE THE ROPE. THE BROWN ONES FIRST
>mein furher Adolf Slot, let me exploit ze Lebensraum between midfield and defence, I vill not fail you nein times in a row yah
>>151159030They should release all the footage from refcam. You get a sense of speed not that obvious from the TV broadcast
the good old days
>>151159205>CHEF...
Marmalade Villy is a goofhanded trashbag
I feel that players of the current generation fade into obscurity much quicker than those of generations past. Is this just because of smarter marketing in the current era or is this an actual phenomenon?
>>151159203install 4chan X and filter out nonce flagswouldnt even know those posts exists without you lads reacting to it
Slot out
>>151158847>Double double doubleOk it's arsenal but their version was better
>>151159200So have City and they actually have a striker who can score goals, not a £70m flop (Haaland was £20m cheaper btw). Spurs have 13 as well, btw.
>mods doesn't delete it because they know it's based
>explain to me how that wasn't a foul>I can't, it washah
I could've told them Isak isn't very good. Or Wirtz.Why did no one contact me?
>>151159002>>151159140told y'all I'd gladly pay 39.99 a month for exclusively ref cam
>>151159212I think they actually do that whenever amazon has a game. They have a special channel for it
What is Konartists role in defense and why do Halal even want him
I went looking for Wirtz. Finally found him
>>151159226current players make a lot more money than previous generations so it's advantageous for them to quicky leave the public eye and get on with their life of unimaginable luxury
Does the chelsea crowd ever show up for any fixture? or is it always like this
>>151159242code?
>>151159241this will go over the bongs heads
MISSING MISSING!33 year old egyptian man missing in the London area! Will respond to "penalty" and "Burnley". Please do not make any mention of cup finals near him as he will flee and disappear.MISSING MISSING!
>>151159238Is City having the same goals with the best striker in the world meant to further your case?
>>151159269Poor Little White Boy.
If you think about it, the real winner of this match so far is Wirtz.
>>151159238>So have City and they actually have a striker who can score goalsThis makes Arsenal even more impressive desu, their attack is terrible.
>>151159226most players today are frauds or weak minded crybabies
>>151159269rather ghostly presence
>>151159269Five black men
ugly disgusting scouse RATS
Is this propper footy scarn?
>>151159287you love that, don't you.
Filling your squad with new transfers rarely goes right
>>151159269>name my band..
wirtz cost 2 antonys
kwab
>>151159269
>>151159296I bet his bedsheets smell like a world war 1 trench.
>>151159269>accurate representation of how it feels to be a white man in london
>>151159314180m?
>>151159277Yes, because they actually have a striker who can score goals (played fewer games than Arsenal too btw) and Arsenal don't.>>151159284No it doesn't. It just shows Arsenal have played shite. >face Liverpool>Lose>Face City>Draw due to luck>Face United>Win due to rigging and GK errorBut hey they battered *checks notes* Leeds 5-0 so they MUST be good!£200m on attackers and their top scorer is Shartinelli lol.
yeah i'm thinking it's going to be a chiesa sub in the 2H
Why did Slotto get rid of Diaz?
>recruit garnacho to my Chelsea squad back in '23 FIFA>he's kino, helps me win the league multiple times>he transfers this year to ChelseaI'm literally wishing things into existence it's crazy
>>151159226It's because they're all idiotic unlikeable uncharismatic twats these days, basically
>>151159333gakpo is dutch
>>151159333whyd he get rid of jota?
whatever, none of these english teams will beat Bayern or PSG
>yfw CP have concede the fewest goals in the leagueCheeky title run I think.
>>151159348KEKKARO
>>151159333dutch fraud loves others dutch frauds
Flashes of Ben Simmons on that cross, iykyk
>>151159339he was man utd best player last season still dont know why they let him go>>151159348the 80m insurance payout
>>151159325Nice phrase, I'm a steal it
is the ref Infantino
>>151159261That's true, but I was talking about footballers' career on the field. Most current players have a short spurt of popularity and then disappear. I could name dozens of them; Sancho, Havertz, Werner, Mount, Mbappe to some extent, and so on.
>>151157328What does Isak do exactly?
>>151159348he was a made guy too
what on his mind?
>>151159348he wanted to bang his wife
>ynr Connor Bradley eating a full English in front of a stunned David Letterman
>>151159331i think gyokeres is fine though, the problem is that arsenal have been playing stokeball for ages nowits like hjoland at united - >we did not pass to him or do shit for him and now he goes away and gets some goalsthe big difference is that gyok can create something for himself whilst hojland couldnt (yet)
Wirtz... I apologize; i simply didn't understand the Advanced Stats and the offbal workrate
>>151159380Windolene.
>>151159365>he was man utd best player last season still dont know why they let him gofucking kek no he wasn't
>>151159380>crickets.mp3
slots daughter getting passed around by da cronem rnhe licking his lips at da thought mmm
>>151159380
>>151159375Liverpool was retarded to have him go on strike and miss preseason desu
gets wirtz and chiesa on at halftime
>>151159265Just google Suzu Honjou. They lick her pits almost every movie.
>>151159380Big booty latinas
>>151159380>I'm a bald fraud
>>151159385how did they fuck up westworld so bad for it to get cancelled
>>151159415kino webm
>>151159370>I don't understand these tactics worked against FAT Stroopwafel
>>151158847https://youtube.com/shorts/Vfbbj4OwFEA
is Salah even playing
>>151159387>have been playing stokeball for ages nowThen you clearly don't watch them. They play exactly how they always do>GK to CB>CB to MC>MC to winger>winger cuts inside>passes or shots>cross cut out, shot goes wideRinse and repeat. This meme about 'Stoke' needs to be removed since they're consistently attacking they just have shit players. Or are you saying all 20+ shots are corners?
>>151159365>still dont know why they let him goCause his finishing was shit and he rarely passed to anyone in the box, on top of being a colossal drama queen. Hope that clears it up.
>>151159390scans completedruns thought ofxTimes blinked
robert sanchez is so fucking bad holy shit
>>151159274
>>151159455then why didnt they let amad go for flipping off the fans etc
Garnacho hasn't even *attempted* to take his man on once. Modern wingers are so dull
Kerkez having a howler Garnacho is still garbage
>>151159242>>151159415CORRRRRRRRRRR
>>151159409And maybe in six months, back to MU again.
Is Kerkez actually the worst player in the division?
>>151159472delete this
>>151159450maybe i should say they've been succeeding with stokeball? you cant deny that - how many fucking headers and crosses etc leading to their goals
era
>>151159481He just skinned the Liverpool fullbackAnd then fell over
>>151159486uniteds worst mistake was sacking ten haghe got them 3rd before they lost all their good players and replaced them with this shit squad
How do you let Garnacho shit on you?
ERA
soft if he give it
What a fucking shit dive
cant
>liVARpoolthat's an era
liverpool looks like shit
Sky Sports' Gary Neville at Stamford Bridge:"He had a great position, Anthony Taylor. He didn't take his eyes off it."No, it's not a penalty. He's got it spot on."There's a tussle but it's definitely not a penalty. In the end, Garnacho throws himself to the ground like an Argentinian would."
Most obvious penalty in history
>>151159476Amad wasn't/isn't crying to the media every week
DISGUSTING DIVE
>>151158536Liverpool, it turns out
Even Liverpool fans know that's a penalty if garnacho was called salah
ate liverpoolno era
obvious dive
>bench wirtz>still shitWho do we scapegoat now, liverbros?
>>151159541>throws himself to the ground like an Argentinian would."WEF won't like that. Gary will be getting a call.
No Var?
rigged
FUCK OFF TO EUROPE
EL VAR SINSO
Torres&Suarez aside name ONE goad striker who made it wearing liver shirt in last 20 yearsprotip: you can't
>>151159541>Garnacho throws himself to the ground like an Argentinian wouldKEK based Neville
can we just give 5 match bans for diving ffs its grim
Gaynacho now realising he does not play for one of the big boys
I don't think kerkez is better than Robertson
it ain't livarpool in the 95th minute so NO ERA
>>151159564Firmino
>>151159415JAVs are just the best man
>>151159504They score set pieces, yeah, but the way they attack is the same as it always is. Boring and predictable. They look a much better team (based on my highlight watching over the years) with Havertz instead of Gyokeres. Havertz is faster and better in build up play. Gyokeres has terrible first touch, terrible build up play, isn't any faster or stronger than Havertz and is possibly worse in finishing. Maybe he needs time, but I don't see him clicking.
>>151159564tekkers
>livarpool at it againwatch chelsea get a player sent off soon
PGMOL fucking hates Liverpool. Caicedo isn't even eligible to play.
>>151159552Why would you even push him like that retard
>>151159564firminosturridge before he became a glass man
wtf i thought liverpool were supposed to be goodwhat did they spend 200 million euros on?
>Etikike 90m>Isak 120mDid Liverpool think the high price tag would make these shitters any better?
I’ve seen enough. Give Arsenal the title.
>getting dark already
>>151159506He saw my post and upped his level
>>151159564jotasturridgekuytcrouchbaros
>>151158847For me, it's CAMON CHELSEA CAMON CHELSEA CAMON CHELSEA
>>151159564Andy Carrol
>>151159580>>151159599come on now
Wirtz ONChiesa ONBobbo ONEkitike ONFrimpong ON
>torres
Isak is so shit lmao
>>151159625>17 wins without a goalthe perfect false 9back before people fell for the 00x memes
is isak the new andy carroll?
>is-ACK
>>151159530>>151159518diving
>Isak
>is wack
>>151159513This shit is so cringe and gay I want the apocalypse
>>151159625defensive striker la
Sky Sports' Gary Neville at Stamford Bridge:"I know sometimes they get it wrong, but it's not a penalty Enzo. Calm down, relax."I don't know who's telling him it's a penalty but it's the wrong information. I know hes Argentinian but come on"
>>151159564Sturridge and Firmino
Lmao just realised Isak is on the pitch, wtf? Has he been playing all game? Invisible
>>151159626Chiesa plays for Liverpool now? hehehehe, good luck with that guy!
>>151159541>Garnacho throws himself to the ground like an Argentinian would."Wtf I love Neville now
Chelsea are fucking shit and they're battering Liverpool
>>151159649Is PGMOL sending money to Ukraine or something? he pushed him in the back there.
>>151159274>>151159472KEKW
Does Isak still need more match training?
>>151159649obvious push
Garnacho is a disgusting little rat coward.
bradley getting hooked at half time
when i was growing up the rule of defending inside the box was like don't you DARE touch the attacker because he WILL go down now the meta seems to when youre defending a guy, once he enters the box just shove him because it won't be enough for a penalty
>>151159677two and a half antonys lol
>>151159675sturridge was the black pele for a couple yearsshame he was made of glass
hate this Argentine prick
>gets shot
I know they blew enough money on him so they're trying to force the Isak meme, but Ekitike is unironically much better for Liverpool
>>151159692heh
LOL LEAGUE RECORD SIGNING BTW
How can Liverpool fans be content with their shit summer window where they didn't replace jota and Diaz, didn't replace trents ball playing ability, didn't sign a quansah replacement and didn't sign salah backup?
>>151159677>Isak is on the pitchprove it
he doesn't even touch him
>>151159649why do refs help liverpool so much?
>>151159693>>151159690contact doesnt mean a pen ladstheres got to be enough force to push him over without him throwing himself to the groundi want chelsea to win but thats just cope
chileANO
FUCK I clicked
>>151159733can you tell your mate to stop posting young girls
Your halftime plans?
>>151159738a tap on the shoulder is enough to break a 'man' like mudryk
i wonder if chileno is making nude versions of those webms but just posts the clothed ones
>chileano uses ai nowfucking hell, at least its not peruano using it.
>>151159752okay>>151159724stop posting young girls please
>>151159768ai women are simply more attractive than real ones in 2025
>>151159721Honestly how did he got exposed so fast? Did he won the league only because of what Klopp did the year before?
What does the Spanish ANO ending mean?
the other anon is right, stop reacting and he will fade away
>>151159764He's posted actual cp and there's a Webm in particular that's burned into my mind. I wish I hadn't clicked it
World class defending from the big man for the goal
>hovered>clicked>saved>shared via work ms teams group chat>tfw work for local policeshid and fug lads
half time munters?
>>151159783anus
>>151159581Eh, modern jav kinda sucks. Suzu is like one of the few girls I still watch.
>>151159760Been hitting it all day and have a kebab on the way for the 2nd half. Feels good man.
>>151159782unironically that and pep having a worldie
>brainlets didnt rate garnachojust like every other ex united player hes freed from that shithole now hes good
meanwhile in bundeslueague
>>151159795why has it got worseuglier stars? weirder plots? not enough white guys?>>151159808sancho looked like messi there to be fair
>>151159783the word ano by itself just means anusif it's attached to a country's name i.e. peruANO it's a denonym
>>151159690> PGMOL sending money to Ukraine Dont mind at all, but it’s not a ballet that should fall from any little touch.
>>151159760going to smoke a dawg spliff and order a dominos
So why was Isak good in Newcastle but can't perform in Liverpool?
>>151159790ok
>>151159841He's no longer the main man.
post THAT webm, /sp/
>>151159835WOOF WOOF WOOF
>>151159841saudis threatened him with a beheading if he didnt score every game
>>151159841sold his soul
>>151159835A franchise ran by a Paki as they all are They don't wash their hands properly after wiping their arse with them btwEnjoy it you waste of space incel loser!
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>>151159876erm
C'mon lads it's halftime
>>151159860whats a sherm head>>151159866when he signed for a petro state
>>151159860
>>151159870you sound like a totally reasonable and well adjusted young man
love me some half time goon
>>151159785>t.victim who fell for it 463 times
>>151159892sherm is PCP, a shermhead is a PCP addict
>>151159841small fish in big pond or sum
>>151159841He was the main man the team was built around creating chances for him. Isak has to participate in the build up play here and I don't think he's the type of player that does well in a system like. Strikers that create runs that open up space like ekitike and even nunez fit better in liverpool's system than Isak. Essentially Isak is just a good poacher and not much else
>>151159419same
Alexander Shitsak
>>151159541He's not argentian, he's Spanish