coach primate
>>151158103OP for once not a faggot
bills
>black qbs
>>151158273that's pretty stunning and brave, actually
I forgot how fucking fun GTA is. I just played it for the first time in years.
>>151158312I'm playing scream fortress on TF2
Big sloppy kisses for Darty
“You know what you guys have missed?” said the Philadelphia Eagles’ veteran defensive coordinator — somewhat conspiratorially — in his press conference this week. “These kicking balls that they changed this year have drastically changed the kicking game, field goals in particular.”Fangio was referring to an unheralded rule change made by the NFL this offseason that allows kickers, punters and long snappers to keep footballs with them throughout the practice week, and use those they prefer in the game.Previously, game officials presented new footballs to special teams units 30 minutes to an hour before kickoff and ball boys frantically went to work on the leather to make the football friendlier to kick and grip for the specialists.“It’s drastically changed the game, the kicking game and the field goal,” said Fangio, who compared the rule change to evolving baseball eras and suggested an asterisk be applied to certain kicks. “Guys have longer range than they used to.”
hope it was a cartel member
>>151158218How he does this to nfl teams and is still doing this is incredible
>>151158575Yes a few ppl were saying this in the pre season. Ninjabros, how can we stop this madness?
So is the score bug just the same on every single channel now?
WE ARE INNFLSJUICED BALL ERA
>>151158633It was Kyren Williams
guys, youre not gonna believe this, but tua just threw another pick...
>>151158575Now explain why so many are getting blocked
>>151158103kek remember how herbstreit kept crying about this during the broadcast saying he should have been ejected
>>151158136ATII
>>151158222Spoopy
>>151158821remember when herbstreit was crying over george floyd or some other dead nig
>>151158633"Yeah it's so strange I was the 1st one to see the body considering she looks like a hooker and she's wearing and official team t-shirt in my size that only members of the team get. Weird coincidence haha."
>>151158970Rude
>>151159067are you trying to say that Mac Jones kills hookers when he is done with them? Based or cringe?
Iggles fans have to be extra mean tomorrow. Broncos win unless they bully Nix enough to give him the jitters. That's his main weakness is when he's all nervous
>>151158136fpbp
>>151159114Oh no, not at all, I never implied he was done with them
>>151159141remember when my fellow channers use to call sikh "bro tier", now theyre thrown in with general indian hate, what a fall off
>>151159311when that one murdered that family on the road in florida and looked like he didn't give a shit, it was over
loins bungles score prediction? i say 52-6
>>151159311i remember, i've been shitting on them since day one though personally
>>151159311Everyone started being edgy after 2016
This is not up for debate
>>151159446>w-we were only being ironically racistfuck off revisionist newfag
>>151159467stopped reading there. genuinely impressive work invalidating your entire worldview with the first column of the first row
>>151158103OP is Taylor Swift
>>151159511Her album apparently is NOT it. The NFL will be pushing her hard, expect KC to start rackin up the dubs.
OFFICIAL /nfl/ POWER RANKINGS: WEEK 4 RESULTSpre-TNF23 votes1. (9.091) Philadelphia Eagles [+1, +0.382]2. (9.045) Buffalo Bills [-1, -0.403]3. (8.429) Detroit Lions [0, -0.134]4. (7.696) Los Angeles Rams [+4, +0.673]5. (7.227) Indianapolis Colts [0, -0.487]6. (7.182) Kansas City Chiefs [+4, +1.076]7. (7.130) Tampa Bay Buccaneers [-1, -0.431]8. (6.636) Los Angeles Chargers [-4, -1.878]9. (6.545) Seattle Seahawks [+5, +0.715]10. (6.304) Green Bay Packers [-3, -1.101]11. (5.957) Pittsburgh Steelers [+4, +0.797]12. (5.696) Jacksonville Jaguars [+6, +1.627]13. (5.565) Washington Commanders [0, -0.319]14. (5.435) Denver Broncos [+2, +0.295]15. (5.261) Dallas Cowboys [+9, +2.168]16. (5.182) Chicago Bears [+4, +1.388]17. (5.130) Baltimore Ravens [-8, -1.860]18. (5.087) San Francisco 49ers [-7, -0.891]19. (4.609) Minnesota Vikings [-7, -1.293]20. (4.591) Arizona Cardinals [-3, -0.115]21. (4.409) New England Patriots [+2, +1.295]22. (3.739) Atlanta Falcons [+6, +1.397]23. (3.565) New York Giants [+6, +1.684]24. (3.545) Houston Texans [-3, -0.058]25. (2.913) Las Vegas Raiders [-3, -0.439]26. (2.783) Miami Dolphins [+4, +0.925]27. (2.682) Cleveland Browns [-8, -1.130]28. (2.091) Carolina Panthers [-2, -0.869]29. (1.682) Cincinnati Bengals [-4, -1.292]30. (1.565) New York Jets [-3, -1.039]31. (1.227) New Orleans Saints [0, +0.204]32. (0.783) Tennessee Titans [0, -0.221]Big Risers+2.168 Dallas Cowboys+1.684 New York Giants+1.627 Jacksonville Jaguars+1.397 Atlanta Falcons+1.388 Chicago Bears+1.295 New England Patriots+1.076 Kansas City ChiefsBig Fallers-1.039 New York Jets-1.101 Green Bay Packers-1.130 Cleveland Browns-1.292 Cincinnati Bengals-1.293 Minnesota Vikings-1.860 Baltimore Ravens-1.878 Los Angeles Chargers
>>151159311Nah, I love Sikh's and their goofy hats and little knives
>>151159469Been here longer than you. There was always racism here but now chuds make racism their entire personality.
>>151159687It's fucking sad. They claim to be free speech but they also bitch about Brady's political habits and tell actors like DeNiro to shut up and stick to acting. Of course, they also hate>black qbsDespite their search history being filled with 'white teen bbc' and 'bnwo sissy domination'. Sad.
>>151159687>Been here longer than you.I kneel then, 2004sama
In the season of spooky month>our team>favorite horror movieSaintsEvil Dead
>>151158633It was me. Ask me questions about the afterlife.
>>151159775>Raiders>I don't like spooky movies
>>151158900Can she make it clap for a real one
>>151159775BroncosInsidious I dunno, that soundtrack man, if I had trick or treaters in my neighborhood I would blast this outside my house on repeat https://youtu.be/B1TFVS23z7g?si=yxulXZ3UbeNw16fo
>>151159587She's gonna go into hiding in Westerly
>>151159775>raiders>hellraiser
>>151159775ColtsThe VVitch
>>151159687better than making your entire identity being a sexual deviant pervert.
the absolute state of shegals fans>>>/wsg/5988692
Mark Sanchez was stabbed
>>151159793You the killer or the corpse?
>>151159775RavensJeepers Creepers
>>151159862
>Mark Sanchez stabbed in Indianapolis, hospitalized with severe injuriesWHO THE FUCK DID THIS
>be american>go to commentate a game>get stabbed
>>151160000butt fumble guy?
>>151158136post this with your real account you coward
>>151160012Pat McAfee's boyfriend.
>>151160000Wtf
>>151159969that movie sucked
>>151160012The colts are hosting the raiders this week, seems kinda obvious
>>151160000checkedIndianapolis is such a shitholet. Hoosier
>>151160000why would anyone want to stab "The Sanchise" in 2025. Pray for the man
>Reddit had the Mark Sanchez story 2 hours before anyone else
>>151159979>better than making your entire identity being a sexual deviant pervert.I disagree
>>151160012apparently huge chunks of Indianapolis are massive dangerous shitholes as I learned when I was there. Dont know where this happens but they have a major YN problem.
>>151160000checked
Stabbing? What is this, fucking London?
>>151160000source says it was from a drunken bar fight and sanchez might be arrested once he's out of the hospital
>>151160000>>151160113The redditor that had the news story 2 hours early said therir inside source is higher up police force, and also stating Mark Sanchez might be arrested upon release form the hospital
>>151160000>Sanchez, 38, is in Indianapolis to broadcast Sunday's Colts vs. Raiders game at Lucas Oil Stadium.Raiders fans in Indianapolis?
>>151160000he didn't want to pay his hooker the pimp got involved
>>151160000>>151160012>>151160081>>151160101>>151160135>/nfl/ spends months shitting on me for getting jumped in New Orleans >suddenly not funny when Steelers QB gets mugged in the UK and old Jets QB gets stabbedYou're all literal NPC faggots
>>151160229naw, probably just decided to hit on the wrong guy's girl or someone brought up but fumble and he went loco
>>151160243when I was in NO my hotel pulled out a map and labeled streets I should not go down at night. NO is feral.
>>151160243Has your asshole recovered yet?
>>151160243the thing is, we like Skyler and Sanchez
>>151159775LoinsThe Thing(80s) or Videodrome. Probably The Thing.
>>151160176does sanchez have a drinking problem, he seems like the type of guy who would
seriously, who can stop him?
>>151160243>jumpedIs that Kiwi for asking for it and cumming during?
>wh-what bad thing happened to Quarterback man??!? OH MY SCIENCE HOW IS THE WORLD SO LE EVIL??? THIS ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL OH MY PRAYERS UP FOR THE SANCHIZE!!!!!
>>151160310Tomlin
>>151159979Racists are the loud engine sports cars of society. Everyone knows what you've got going on down there. It's... fitting that you contrast yourself with "sexual deviants"
The Kiwi is pregnant with my child
151160336yes, it’s not good when people get stabbed
>>151160292never heard stories of him getting drunk but he is addicted to hot dogs
>kiwitist that spends all day talkin mad shit gets jumped and in a melty nobody feels badkek
>>151160310Diabetes
>>151158103CFB/NFL crossover question: Is it pretty much official now that Bill Belichick is the single most overrated head coach of all time? He sucked post Brady, was a HORRIBLE drafter, hired his buddies to coach, and now is terrible in college.
>>151160243You had it coming desu
>>151160366can't argue with those digits
>>151160243I never made fun of you. Broken orbital is no fucking joke. Some ppl lose an eye that way
>>151160093Yeah, fuck you too buddy.
>Skyler Thompson confirmed pussy american>Mark Sanchez confirmed pussy american>/nfl/confirmed NPCs
was it a buttfumble comment that caused Sanchez to start a bar fight?
>>151159469he’s right you know
>>151160292He looks like he added a good amount of chunk to himself since his playing days. Not all USC-NYC types are alcoholics, many are just cocaine addicts.
>>151160444dont want to see yo face around new orleans again
Turf bussy
>>151160413just because he sucks now when he's geriatric doesn't mean he was a fraud when he was winning owls
>>151160229Mark Sanchez is an LA Chicano though, their blood is silver and black.
>>151160243Yeah but knowing you you probably had it coming
>>151160000yikes
Was Sanchez wearing his championship ring or other flashy jewelry?
>>151160440Yea well one of the few. Most everyone else acted like a smug fuckwit
>>151160618it was a barfight not a mugging, according to the earliest sourcei bet someone said some buttfumble shit and made it personal
Why are people allowed to carry concealed knives
>>151159467fixed
>>151160705who's going to tell me i can't?
19 hours and 30 minutes until my vikies play!
how do they do it?
>>151160705>US flagSome people use knives on a daily basis for work, friend. You should know this
how many times do you think they're going to mention the Sanchez stabbing during the Colts vs Raiders game?
>>151160744DEI hires
>>151160781One at the beginning unless he dies then it'll be Charlie Kirk all over
How many points will the lions drop on the bengals
>>151160851a lot of things depend on who stabbed him. hopefully he pulls through
>>151160000Reminder that Whites don't carry knives in cities and the only ones that carry knives outside cities have them for work or hobby.
>>15116087431t. vikies fren :)
Sanchez get in a bar fight?
>>151160889unless you’re on parole
ELITE
>>151160916Not nearly enoughFuck youFinland cool tho
>>151160928is the bar a gay homo bar...
Upset of the week. only non-whites disagree.
>>151160959fair point but then that means you're a criminal so supports my thesis
>>151160990Do gay bars have better food than regular bars?
>>151160967he gone have that FoxSport money coming in and Colin Coward suck his cuck weekly
>>151161027You'd have to ask bitchknees
I'm boycotting the team that signs this sex pest
>>151161027get the dip if you know what I mean...dip into the bathroom stalls
>>151161018I’m white and would agree if Blow Dicks was any good
>>151160959can confirm, am White felon that carries a knife
>>151161066go ahead you chud
I'm supporting the team that signs this sex icon
>>151161018Bo Nix going to put on a clinic and BTFO the Sheagles
>>151161066I can't boycott any teams because I never spend money on the NFL to begin with
Reminder that Kevin Harlan BROKE THE FCC’s LAWS when he “called both games.” Fat piece of shit should be rotting in jail.
>>151161134Massages are not a crime!
>>151161066Glad it looks like he's gonna have a happy ending after all.
>>151161018White boy corners converge
my billsies
>>151161134Hot
>>151160924How do you go 0-3 in Super Bowls kekaroo
>>151161066Need him back on the Ravens. Loop is mid and he looks like a fucking nerd
RIP in piece, Mark Sanchize
>>151161018>thro pix
>>151160924i have seen my team win a playoff game three times, two of em against the saints and once against the cowboys :)
>>151161480:)
>>151161480And there it is
last one of the day
>>151161362>the no dix special
no wonder he's injured all the time
FOX Sports sez Sanchez in stable condition so that's good
Greta stands with the Ramily in our hour of darkness
>>1511607444 are not starter material
>>151161570Of course. Burrow is a huge lib. The fact that his house was invaded by a gang of illegals doesn't penetrate his small brain.
>>151161655
If Bo Nix was black, he would be E Bo Nix.
>>151161655they found condom wrappers on the "flotilla" boat. she was passing the time getting dug out by one and all.
>>151161570Joe Burrow if he was an audiophile
>>151161655She is STACKED. I’m literally Jewish but I still would.
>>151161707
who's going to call the game now, are they going to borrow some local radio announcer? that's a very short notice for someone to get to indy and prepare for tge game
>>151161655based fuck israel
>>151161751booger will fill in
>>151161707hehe good one fren!
>>151161707Like what even is this comment...
>>151161748Great at high steppin. No great at coaching.
>>151161917>ebonicsretard
>>151161806would espn allow it? then jeff saturday probably could too
>>151158179The one guy deciding to barrel roll off always cracks me up
>>151161664>Burrow is a huge libWhat about Christian tradwives and their fucking homeopathic and essential oil bullshitHe could be conservative
If Patrick Mahomes was mexican he'd be Pat Rick's Cojones!i'm bad at this frens
>>151160000I bet it was one of them
>>151158636It helps when QBs play by a different set of rules and tackling them is downright illegal. This is why barely anyone did this shit 15 years ago, and now we see it 50x a week.Quarterbacks are not football players, and nothing they do is impressive since actual football players have to approach them with kid gloves. You can't>hit them high>hit them low>hit them hard>hit them if they're .00001 seconds into a slide>hit them if they're near the sideline>hit them and land on them>hit them and spin them around>hit them in the head despite them leaning their heads forward>touch their helmet with your pinky finger>hit them .000001 seconds after they throw the ballDefensive players are absolutely fucking shitting themselves whenever they have to hit a QB, and that moment of hesitation is the difference between guys like Lamar Jackson having a decade long career and us never hearing his name.I will NEVER be impressed by a modern NFL quarterback running the ball or being a "Dynamic Dual Threat Quarterback" when they do not play by the same rules as everyone else.
>>151162140Patricio Mahombres
>>151158273>mock black people playing QB>this means you will not get access to a vaginaHuh?
>>151162140but he is mexican
>>151162282Rico Macasas
I miss football.
>>151162263Lions sacked Lamar 7 timesYou complain like a whiny bitchI'm sorry youre old and change is scary
>>151162263Didn't read
>>151160924Why aren't the Bills on there? I thought they were good in the playoffs?
>>151162440>Scared Dak to such a degree he lost the game
>>151162395>quarterbacks get sacked therefore nothing has changed in 20 yearsYou have to be 18 or older to post here. You don't remember Jacked Up and it shows.
>>151161629Based
>>151161480Woah that’s racist
>with the 1st pick in the 2026 NFL Draft, the New Jersey Jets select... Luke Altmyer, Quarterback, Illinois
ol' sanchize fought back apparently, good for him
>>151159687this
>>151159775IgglesThe Thing
>>151162649Still can't believe the East Rutherford Giants beat the Inglewood Chargers last week
>>151162591If the niners' practice squad can beat the Rams, the Bucs can beat the Seahawks.
>>151160000>more violent crimes in red statesthis means civil war
The kiwi was raped in the hot summer of 2015 and it's why he's mentally stuck there
Do you agree?
>>151159775Bears1408
>>151162717I’m just happy my Miami Gardens Dolphins won on Monday
Kwab
https://x.com/angelaganote/status/1974542372345421843
>>151162863Rams don't even belong on that list anymore
>>151162919Defensive HC btw
>>151162737Midwesterners and Southerners are outwardly polite, but inwardly violent. Coasties meanwhile are outwardly rude and condescending but inwardly content.
>>151162919Based clempus
I'm addicted to trans porn
>>151162903Are the Santa Clara 49ers the biggest frauds in the league right now?
>>151162953>hispanic QBs
>>151162860*snip*
>>151159469>>151159687>>151159446>>151159311I've been on 4chan since 2005. There was always the occasional offtopic pol shit but it wasn't in every thread. After they created /pol/ there was an influx of newfags. /pol/ was a failed attempt at a containment board since all of them went to other boards and shit up the place.You're on an obscure board talking about anime feet in a random game and retards start spamming "troon this, troon that". It got really bad to the point where 4chan became unusable. It seems to have calmed down in 2024.
>>151163059Stuck in 2005 I meant
>>151158273>white cbs
>>151163107is that when you were snipped?
>>151162860kek
>>151163128
>>151163071>seems to have calmed down in 2024anon....
>>151163166Meant to say 2025. But you get the point.
I just wanna thank the /v/ jannies once again for not making my 3 dayer a site wide
>>151162263trvkethis is why goof is based
>>151163195The sharty hack fixed a lot of boards. Also makes it easier to ban evade only having 120 second timers instead of 900 second timers. That shit was annoying
>>151163133The one thing you have worth living isn't even something that exists anymore. Like your butthole virginity
>>151163049no they're legit, it's cock turdy who's a fraud
>>151161917Fake country lol
Jared Thomas Goff has the largest penis (girthwise) in the nfl. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Are there any football games on steam that are good and not made by ea
>>151163038the murrica way
>>151163295>more snipped headcanonkek shitpost is "incomplete"
>>151163376Fake country lmao
My Landover Redskins.
>>151163393>me ripping Patullo's playbook
>>151163250>instead of 900 second timersThey could easily bring back the 900 timer just by adjusting a single variable. >$timer = 120;to >$timer = 900;I think they lost a lot of a the casual browsers during the downtime, so now they're only doing a 120 timer to encourage more people to use the site. The CTA (call to action) is to get people to buy 4chanpass, so the japmoot will make the website as annoying as possible to encourage retards to pay him. It's funny that he got ousted from 2ch for allegedly stealing credit card info but now lost all his user's credit card info during a hack. Anyone who trust him at this point is a retard.
>>151159775Vikangs Black Hawk Down
>>151163376How often do you perform a haka?
>>151163376What was complete was your subjugation to a bigger man in the sweltering summer of this summer
>>151163295>Like your butthole virginityWhat happened? The kiwi lost his anal virginity?
DID SANCHISE GET STABBED IN THE BUTT?
>>151163441It's a minor inconvenience either way. I'm not paying the jannies exorbitant salaries just so I can shitpost a bit easier
OuchThis one hurts
>>151160055coach primate
>>151163597yep there it is
>>151163597And there it is
mark sanchez has dieded
>>151163582This is a reasonable take. Fans don't know about how they're practicing, their scheme/gameplan, the details of their assignments, or any of their strategic decisions. Why should he give a shit what we think?
>see mark sanchez got stabbed>read article>he's only 38 years old>tfw I'm 37 years oldI thought he was so much older and now I feel even fucking older now man, shit.
>>151163632gr8 b8 m8https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46487174/mark-sanchez-stable-condition-being-stabbed-indy
Eva Longoria probably did it because he wouldn't plow her anymore
>>151163691Death is a kind of stability
>>151163250Fr I couldn't stand the 15 min timer
>>151163597
>>151163368Pls respond.
>>151163597coward
>>151163691That doesn't mean he won't die.
>>151163748I mean.... everyone dies eventually, yeah
>>151162132a. he's not. b. he supports the destructive "progressive" stuff, not old school lib stuff.
>>151163699What about Eva Lovia?
>>151162665thanks for posting. why aren't you in combat?
The police report is listing Sanchez as the aggressor. He started yelling at a doordash driver who was double parked, then followed the driver and started attacking him, the driver stabbed Sanchez in self-defense
>>151163819I hope Sanchez recovers but I'm siding with the wagie here
>>151163819proof of report?
>>151163861should have stood his ground with a gun
praying for mark sanchez
kek This can't be real.
>>151163861>>151163819kwab
>>151163861>he first tried to pepper spray Sanchez but it didn't workuhh based?
>>151163861>sanchez is immune to pepper spray
>>151163861One-sided "police narrative" from the stabber. Disregarded.
>>151163766Not me
>>151163363How did his wife manage to accommodate such a gargantuan pussy plow?
>>151163861>Karen Sanchez
>>151163861>Sanchez was so drunk that pepper spray didn't workKek
>>151163973Busting double parkers is based. We live in a society and when confronted by selfish trash, we must call them out.
>>151163861>Sanchez started a fight with a door dash driver and nearly got stabbed to deathHow drunk was he?
>>151163819CTE
>>151160963Why are you posting this stupid ass picture when you already know how the Patriots' season will end? What's the point of acting all hype and talking shit when you know the inevitable is going to happen when the post season comes around? Is it delusion? Is it really hope when you already have been through this enough times? The Patriots are going to choke in the playoffs and you'll all be back to criticizing Maye or even saying that Mike Vrabel isn't the answer at Head Coach. This is the true cold reality that you will face, I'm being completely fucking serious, you already know this is going to happen. Why are you acting like anything else would possibly happen?
>>151164071Travis Kelce is black.
>>151161090>>151161362good morning, saars!
>>1511597759ersHellraiser
>>151164071>Get conquered and enslaved for a couple hundred years>Then spend another hundred trying to be treated fairly>Wonder why they are mad and their culture is the way it is>expecting them to just get over it and dig themselves out of that mental hole when the Jews and Muslims and Christians have been nursing grudges for thousands of years
>>151164171You should work for the media, you're great at this
anyone remember when Chad kicked the shit out of a bunch of redditors?
>>151164220>murder and rape random children because random people 200 years ago were slavesyeah you need some accountability
>>151160000Crazy how the Jets franchise just keeps falling lower and lower every single day
>>151164260I wonder if he did this kind of shit when he was the Jets QB.
>>151164220Amazing that "men" like you exist. Brainwashing + betas = libs.
>>151164149You sound insecure
Remember when Eagles fans said AJ Brown would be happy with wins and didn't need targets Lmao
>>151164245I'd be full of pent-up anger too if I was a Ravens fan
>>151164293He should refuse to play until the Eagles trade him.
>>151163071Please seriously end your life ASAP
>>151164247>>151164287Didn't say they shouldntJust saying I'm not surprised shit still happens
>>151164347You're excusing murderers and rapists because you love them. You're disgusting.
the fact I can't choose to watch this fucking game because of my region pisses me the fuck off. this is how teams/games should look on the field. I HAVE A 70" SAMSUNG S90F 4K AND I AM SUCK OF LOOKING AT UGLY FUCKING GAMES!!!
>>151164397Eh, I like the games being region locked. It discourages bandwagoners.If you live in Nevada, you WILL watch the shit-ass Raiders. You're from Cleveland? Fuck you.
>>151164369Uh I'm not excusing anything?Just saying I'm not surprisedPeople suck at changing
>>151164220>Enslave them for hundreds of years>Prevent them from having equal rights for another 100 years>Literally typing racist shit in a basket weaving forumLiek oh my gawd why do they hate us?
>>151164369Murder and rape is based
>>151164369Ypipo deserve everything bad that happens to them
>>151164474>I murdered that 5 year old because someone said something mean onlineNot a good look
>>151164500I don't really blame you for the hate. I can imagine what you look like and how you live and naturally you're jealous and bitter.
I like football
>>151164557>just hanging outSmartest liberal POC history expert
>>151162737indianapolis is a democrat run city, like every major city no matter the state and like every major city in the US it's a shit holeyou leftists are too stupid to exist
>>151164439I JUST WANT TO WATCH A GOOD LOOKING GAME!! I am so sick of watching other nfc east team when the Commandskins are not on...
uhh... football?
>>151164635there's a feral brownoid who is going to murder some random innocent white child spamming right now, sorry no football talk
>>151164635This is /nfl/ we don't talk about that here
>>151164593This
This is a funny thread, y'all.
>>151164616Facebook boomer looking ahhh
>>151164709oh look it's the porn addict who talks about sniffing assholes all the time. LOL i'm not surprised
>>151163597and you wonder why you can't get anyone to love you
>>151164709>>151164744Trvke
>>151164709I thought she was about to push a log out kek
Latino QBs are getting stabbed on our streets and ya'll won't shut up about black vs white
Are you guys ready for Halloween
>>151164783niggers are mentally ill and won't accept accountability for their numerous violent crimes
>>151164616Why is crime higher in red states?
>>151164817a higher black population
>>151164837But I thought crime was the Democrats fault
>>151164794make more with her underwear exposed
>>151164896They enable it
>>151164260They'll get a pick me up tomorrow when they beat my Cowboys.
>>151164915[spoiler]No [/spoiler]
>>151164953I've already alerted the authorities
Report offtopic post
Report this bussy
this bussy is offtopic
>ban evading just to seethe some morelol stop raping kids bro
>>151164771The kiwi confirmed for being the German Cardinals fan pretending to be a Ravens fan but is actually a Detoilet fan
>>151158761Because they're from further away and the angles are a lot lower.
>>151165176Pshhh its probably sneak or old bay
They do it for FREE
Someone is upset.
all me
>>151165684>Every other race was fine with staying in their lands.how do we make this a reality again? why do they all want to live around evil, murderous Whites all of a sudden?
>>151165812Muslim isn't a race tho fr no cap respekt all women
>>151159775>49ers>Hocus Pocushonorable mention: SpongeBob SquarePants and Hey Arnold Halloween episodes
>>151165862Sponge bob was stolen from cn Indian man
>>151165899qrd?
>>151165946The ai told me. Some libtard stole it from some Indian.
Crime is caused by playing for the Jest
Was Sanchez buying coke from some shady Indy dealer and the deal went sour? This "he was furiously violent because some driver parked in an alley" narrative makes zero sense
>>151166132you can't say all Whites are evil just because of what Jared did to you, Lamar
>>151165862>Return the slaaaaab
>>151165862If you take the nostalgia goggles off, Hey Arnold was still pure unadulterated kino>Mr Hyunh Christmas episode >Pigeon man episode >The mysterious neighbor episode >The ep with grandpas secret toilet >Stoop kid
>>151166214Nah he just a bad drunk
>>151163861How do you figure out who is telling the truth if there is no camera footage?
Who is gonna be retarded enough to draft Arch?
we could be seeing the Bills and Broncos play each other in the playoffs.
>>151166392I don't know how did people solve crime for 99.9% of human history
>>151166419J E S TEST
>>151166419Probably be 2027. Panthers, Miami, jets,browns, New Orleans
>Lamar Jackson gave up on his teamsome MVP
>arch>poo allar
>>151166419wonder if the titans will kick cam ward to the curb if they get into the position to draft Arch
>>151166568My honest thought on racism is Race doesn't exist It's a concept used to catagorize people from the agrarian ageIt's like scientology. I understand the retard shit but I don't buy into it. I don't think you can define white and have people agree with you. The very idea of white changes over times and location. There you go.
>>151166690thanks for your insight, mystery meat mutt-sama
>>151162263
>>151166635I think teams are tanking now and will next year to improve their chances. Get a high pick this year trade back for picks in 2027 kind of thing. The next two years will have some of the worst football in NFL history
>>151166732Thanks lol. Everyone would call me white. I look like a pikt with blue eyes. But I mean Hungarians weren't legally white in America totally until 1910. Africans have like 12 races in Africa. Indian is a country not a race kind of thing. I mean Obama isn't white or black but you'll hear random people claim both sides. Race is is just an invention of rich people to keep poor people divided then blame them for the poverty. It never ends. Usually people who never worked but have a lot of money, stole it from poor people with a con or scam.
>>151166617retards who have never watched a minute of college ball in their life will still insist they are good QBs because they heard ESPN hype them up once
>>151166635Archie is fucking terrible
>>151166690>>151166732>>151166888I think race is real but ultimately isn't as important as people think. In 500,000 years from now we'll have genetically engineered designer babies where parents can use an app to pick what traits their children will have. There will be kids with purple or orange eye colors. There will be no concept of race or gender.
>getting stabbed after playing parking copkekaroohope sanchez dies
>>151159446Not really edgy when it’s a genuine reaction to experiences rather it’s entirely organic in that case You are brown
>>151166635There is nothing Arch would do for the Titans that Cam isn't.
>>151166635Arch needs to keep his ass in CFB for another year and work on things. Hes awful right now.
I have a feeling Taylor is going to or has already cucked Travis to his Black teammates (not including Patrick Mahomes) like what happened to Tom Brady
>>151167016more like Mark Shankchez amirite
I think in a million years from now our medical tech will be so good you could turn Shaquille O'Neal into a short Asian women. They'll look back on us for bickering over race and gender.
>>151160705For self defense , which is literally what the delivery driver is claiming he used it for Apparently Sanchez pepper sprayed him first? not sure if that’s true but people are claiming it. Wouldn’t make much sense for a macho ex nfl qb to carry mace but hey
>>151167016>>151167156>>151166214What's the point of lifting weights for self defense. If you're bigger and stronger than someone then they'll just act like a pussy and pull out a weapon. You're almost better off not being the bigger guy in a street fight.
>>151161066>spending money on the NFL
>>151167296This. Only morons actually buy NFL products or pay for a streaming service.
mark sanchez arrested
>GrubBlood>PostShanks>UberYeets
Mark Sanchez making the jets look real bad right now
holy shit...
you know what Saquon Barkley is pretty good looking for a black dude
>>151167322KWABOTW candidategonna be tough to top this one boys
>>151167149In what way?In a club bathroom stall?Ran a train on her in the locker room after a win?Offseason orgy at her private villa in Bora Bora?
>>151162263>being THIS desperate to invalidate a former MVPs career Why even watch sports if they just make you mad all the time then?
>>151167351>btw go Cowboys
>>151167269>Apparently Sanchez pepper sprayed him first? not sure if that’s true but people are claiming it.Doordash drivers ain't starting shitWe all know Sanchez started it, drunk off his ass probably
>>151167322>>151167346what playing for the jets does to a man
>>151167403>>151167346>Alcohol FUCKING CALLED IT
>>151164795You're the worst of /sp/. She's a toxic cunt who hates Whites, so you must be POC or a cuck.
>get stabbed>go to jailJOSE CAN YOU SEE
>>151166419I hope the Browns draft him. Can you imagine?
He had to get it on. The car was making a move
>>151164795goddamn she is so fucking ugly
My Rammies :/
>>151167432isn't she obsessed with a white QB?
>>151167437Are you against self defense? The Sanchize is lucky that the liberal shit wasnt 2a all the way. I wouldve shot that aggro spic had he stepped on me.
>>151166341Yes all those are certified kino
>>151163376>even in a thread for an American sport you have non Americans being insufferable faggots Incredible rly
>>151167495>forever being known as the killer of the butt fumble guy
Arch Manning is hot garbage
>>151167495Lol you wouldn't have done shit
Arch is just a white Shadman. He’ll be lucky to get drafted by the Browns or Raiders
>>151167495You candy ass bitch. Another man comes at you and your first instinct is to run for a weapon. Do you even have a pair of balls?
>>151167507kiwipussy is all talk anyway, he wouldn’t try shit irl
But… who will my raiders draft then?…No qb… no hope…
>>151163565Afraid so...
*snip*
>>151164369>im not surprised they’re like that >uhhh excuse me how could you EXCUSE RAPE Who’s the snowflake here
>>151165840money probably
>>151167322>>151167346>unlawful entry of a motor vehiclebro you can't just hop in a stranger's car with the intent to attack them
>>151167625aren't you guys stuck with geno for at least another year?
>>151163565The kiwibitch was mugged and hospitalized in the searing summer of 2017.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549
>Arch Manning is hot Stopped reading there. Faggiest shit I've ever read in this bussy general
The long, long legacy of failure for the Jets comes for Sanchez.
>>151167604There is zero obligation or expectation to """fight fair""" when someone attacks you. You will die. I will live and I won't care at all.
The victim was 69 years oldMark Sanchez fighting with a 69 year old delivery driver lmao
are the buncos any good?
>>151167788Elite defense, mediocre QB
>>151167604Dumbass Fighting fair is retarded in real life Always take cheap shots
>>151167788They have an elite QB
>>151167648couldn't be me
>>151167787And losing. KWAB.
>>151167787Correction Mark Sanchez getting maced, stabbed, and hospitalized by a 69 year old delivery driver
>>151167604cringe>>151167754>>151167801based
Belichick bros
>>151167787"victims" don't stab innocent people maybe they do in india where you live
>>151167606I mean it’s irrelevant to my point I’m never meeting him non Americans just been annoying as hell in posts about American things latelylike the example is football in this case so it’s trivial but on pol it’s exhausting hearing kiwis/aus/germans whatever else telling us how our country works and cheering for dems and republicans like they voted for anyone it’s incredibly bizarre behavior
>>151167730kekkini!
>>151167854Belishart bros....not like this...
If a guy comes after me I'll probably lose, but I will do everything in my power to ensure that his testicles and dick will be a pulped useless ruination for the rest of his life
>>151167854Andy would NEVER
>>151167862>victims" don't stab innocent peopleThey do when they are defending themselves you retard Carrying a knife when y
>>151167862>innocent peopleConsidering Mr. Sanchez-Garcia-Hernandez-Rodriguez attacked him, he wasn't "innocent people".
>>151167862>victims don’t stab people in self defense just cus u are a little bottom bitch beta submissive that when someone's trying to fuck with you resign to lay back and accept it but that’s not necessarily true of everyone else desu
>>151167828keeeeeeeeek saved>>151167787Story just gets weirder. I can't tell if the boomer was based now or some schizo
>>151167625You'll trade for McCorkle. The Niners will take a couple firsts for him and hopefully draft linemen
>>151167862If I stab you then you stab me back, am I the victim? Calm down Carlos
>>151167871>lately
>>151167787>a 69 year old delivery driver lmaoThis is kinda sad if you think about it. This guy is past the retirement age and is needing to door dash at his age to make ends meet.
>Throw your broadcasting career away because an elderly door dash driver temporarily parked in front of a barStill not as embarrassing as the Butt Fumble, but I hope that old man sues and takes every penny Sanchez has.
>>151167970fucking puto I'd just shoot you in the mouth
>>151167625>Pete Carroll with no John Schneider to leash himUnironically Al Davis incarnate. Pete will draft a speedy wide receiver or big defensive back and completely ignore the interior offensive line.
>>151168043the butt fumble was just a dumb play, this is way more embarrassing he climbed into an elderly man's car to beat him up more and nearly got stabbed to death
>mexican qbs
>>151168040Maybe he's comfortably retired but just wants to fund a casual crack habit
Will they ever win another SB?
>>151168169another?
Alcohol is a helluva drug
>>151168169doodleniggers are cringe
>>151164953>>151167432>>151167463your team is going to lose
>>151168169the Titans have never won one
>>151168043Did the the person who ordered get their food at least?
How did arch do today?
>>151168138>Climbed into the dudes carI don't fight but even I know voluntarily eliminating your advantage by entering you opponents territory is a big no no
Orlovsky with more of the top tier analysis we've come to expect
>>151168245he's staying in college at least one more year
>>151168245Losing to Florida 22-7 atm
>>151168040Maybe he's just bored, a lot of old people get retirement jobs and/or pets because if you're old and have nothing to do and nothing to be responsible for they just sit around til they die.
>be the only somewhat successful Jets QB (I know that they basically fell ass backwards into playoff berth) in the last 30 years>entire career overshadowed by one of the worst (and most hilarious) plays of all time>still get a comfy broadcasting job after your middling career ends>get stabbed by an elderly doordash driver you were trying to assaultUnfathomable levels of KWABness
>>151168305kiwi getting sent to the hospital in 2017 tier lmao
>>151168305age and race of the delivery driver?
So I'm guessing the trajectory is either a trip to the Owl or prison
>>151168305Sunrise, sunsetSunrise, sunset
>>151168330I don't think we know the race yet but he's 69 years old
>>151168334>PrisonHis mom won't allow that.
>>151168354So Mark Sanchez attacked and then subsequently got stabbed by an fucking 70 year old, unbelievable kwabbishness.
>>151167495Same goes for Chad Kelly all those years ago when he broke into that house in Denver. He's lucky that guy didn't blast him with a gun after Kelly broke in and went after his wife and kid
Sanchize got grindr ganked lol
>>151168305> Indianapolis Serves him right for being anywhere near that shithole
>>151168245he should've went to ole miss
Old men fight dirty because that's their only realistic defense. Don't fuck with old people for that reason alone. Or just have the common decency to not want to attack an elderly man.
you know how much of a cocksucker you have to be to get arrested AFTER you've been stabbed? sanchez setting the bar waaaay up high
>>151167843>>151167754>>151167801>Fighting fair is retarded in real lifeSorry for not being born a zoomer bitch baby like you. Your idols growing up were grifting social media influencers and cyrpto scammers, you grew up in a political environment where it's considered fine to be a muneygrubbring lying dirtbag. I grew up back in the days when men had honor.
>>151168574>muh honorKWAB
>Just for the record as you are picturing a food delivery driver like a GrubHub fast food order or something think bigger as in restaurants. Maybe picking up grease from a restaurant or food delivery that type of work.so I guess he wasn't a doordash driver?
>>151168574You realize cringe posting isn't funny right?
>>151168574There is no honor is a street fight you fucking retard. Save your honor when you're boxing your buddy in the back yard
>>151168574I'm in my 30's. Feel free to attack me. You can gurgle about muh honor while lying on the ground bleeding out from multiple gunshot wounds.lmao
>>151168574>unc crashing out because he realizes he’ll die if push came to shove lolololol
>>151168614PLOT TWISTSanchez fucked with a blue collar garbage guy, some idgaf old guy who looks and smells like the unfiltered cigarette in his mouth
>bro just let your attacker keep all his strengths while you give up yoursKek. Sanchez deserved it
> Police said [Sanchez] was later arrested at the hospital and charged with three misdemeanors: battery with injury, unlawful entry of a motor vehicle, and public intoxication.
>misdemeanorsAbsolute nothingburger.
>>151168614If it was that early in the morning its probably some restaurant supplier dropping off meat or fresh veg and Sanchez got mad they were taking so long to unload the delivery.Don't drink if you turn into a giant faggot.
>former NFL star>pick a fight with some pensioner>get merked>hospital staff make sure you're just well enough to be arrestedKWABOTY
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