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Heem
No personality posting allowed
Seethe about Khabib or something IDK
Last thread never existed
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I don't mind sucking cock every now and then.
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Personally Jiri wins this shit
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The day I broke Shrimpdick
>>151162738
Wrong VPN shrimpdick
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shit thread
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Sneed won.
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Gonna miss this card saldy. Hope you guys have fun!!
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>>151162754
You can't post with VPNs on 4chan you abo retard
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>>151162743
OIIINK
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Heeming Japanese minge
LET'S GO FOR THAT
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>>151162783
How come b
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RAPED AGP FUCKING FAGGOT EL CLITADOR
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Let it be known this is what Shrimpdick endorses
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Do you think Dana gave her a chance to stay in the UFC if she touched his wiener but she refused?
https://jpg6.su/img/img-0548.aWccZXe
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>>151162810
JiRoevWade is BBC daddies only
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Zalal will do the same as lerone against josh and emmet will keep throwing overhands
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Poatan got hot shotted into GOAT discussions and it feels like he's completely out of the debate after losing to redditlaev. its a tawlf sport b it moves on quick, same happened with 'Beeb
Might be going back to the tire shop after this one
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>>151162789
Tech illiterate retard
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Nina and the the other American journalists are seemingly incapable of pronouncing Jiri's name correctly even though he's been one of the biggest names in the 205 division for years now
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Let it be known I am gay for shrimpgod.
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his time is yet to come, heh
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>>151162789
lmao
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>>151162789
...
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I am so fucking gay brooo like frfrfr no cap
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this fin is fit for kohler
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>>151162911
Those are women though?
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>>151162911
Didn't mean to break you, but I am enjoying
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>>151162882
It's not an easy name to pronounce
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Phrenology with Volk
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>>151162950
>but I am enjoying
A big sweaty cock no doubts.
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I canceled my fight pass subscription and you should too
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why is this abo retard talking to himself?
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>>151162975
never had one
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>>151162911
you must have missed the boxing club incident
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>>151162946
They’re children you fat nonce
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>>151162958
Is it really so difficult to say Yeery instead of Jeery?
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What was the song he used in the strickland video was it lux aeterna
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Spelunking with Volk
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>>151162946
Oink for us piglet
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a middleweight says islam ragdolled him in training
https://youtu.be/8STMqjtp_Zo
6:50
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I forgot that clozanonce has sleep apnea, kek what a porky oinkpedo
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>>151163001
Sanna is 39 thoughbeitalbeithowever
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What caused this aboriginal australian meltdown?
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>>151163040
You are 5'2
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>>151163057
I don't know. He's having a mental breakdown, talking to himself and accusing everyone of being "shrimp". A true nutcase.
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>>151163048
This fat rapist monster woke up choking on the air and the mental image made me kek
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Bkfc will do bigger PPV numbers and Dana is scrambling
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>>151163064
>mutilated
LMAO
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>>151163064
>screenshot
Stolen hawlg valour
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>>151163052
Don't engage with a literal pakistani and his aussie apprentice
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>>151163115
You got them proper revved up no cap
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>>151162864
The only people who were seriously entertaining either for goat discussions are cazzies who'd only been watching for <3 years and never actually watched the goats.
I'm never letting people forget that Usman was being considered for WW goat status after heeming meng to the point where the official broadcast were talking about it. These people are retarded and their opinions are completely worthless. That's why undefeated frauds are always going to be remembered over real ones who go down swinging. I hate normies so much it's unreal. Now check these dubs.
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>>151163115
SUUUEY!! OINK!
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Critical Race Theory with Volk
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>>151163131
Usdaddy rapes GSPiglet althougheverbeit
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>>151163127
I wasn't even here half the time the retard was shitting his diaper
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Will MMA ever be kino again?
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>>151163167
I believe it. He's a genuine mentally handicapped retard.
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Mein Kampf storytime reading with Volk
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whats going on in this thread? Should I leave until heem starts?
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Shrimpdick endorses this... SICK!
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>>151163205
The schizophrenic abo is having a mental breakdown and shitting up the thread, hope he dies this year.
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Not gonna lie the names are pretty creative.
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>>151163209
I bet that was your own post with a VPN kek
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>>151163205
probably, there's multiple retards melting down right now
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>>151163167
Nobody asked how to you got fired, clozawipe
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kek gotta love the shrimp chad
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>>151163234
You must be new broidi
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>>151163205
Leave and never turn back, Shrimp's boyfriend is feuding with a random Australian and Finland decided to jump in
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OOOOOOOOOOf!
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>>151163205
the shrimp posting ruined heem and fight cards
honestly there’s better streams like strfsh
you guys are real life retarded and wish you would all go kill yourselves
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>>151163254
Kek, you cooked that nonce
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>>151163279
Yeah i wasn't here last year.
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>>151163271
KEK
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>>151163279
I killed myself out of embarrassment when you molested ya mother’s maggot minge
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>>151163131
Factos

Volk and Merab are the only ones who are building a serious case for being divisional GOATs right now
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>>151163311
Many are saying this.
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I can't wait for alex daddy to beat the ank sissy
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>>151163246
I think I may
>>151163284
Then again, that sounds pretty funny
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>>151162703
casual here
is it likely there will be a knockout in the main event?
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>>151163358
Gonna wait many years for that i fear.
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>>151163095
>jewish millionaire only fans sponsored event will make more money than jewish millionaire vodka and gambling sponsored even and this makes me happy
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>>151163374
Judging by the last fight, no.
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>>151163374
Almost a certainty because Pereira has to KO or retire in disgrace basically, so he will either heem or be heemed.
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waht time is bkf
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>>151163434
7PM
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>>151163374
I hope so but picked no
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>>151163434
the first fight showed everyone that pereddit is not willing to heem or be heemed when it really comes down to it
he's a fairweather heemer
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>>151163313
>volk
lmao, nah I don't think so, Islam ended his career.
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>>151163435
We don't watch that crap here
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>>151163435
6pm EST
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>>151163374
i genuinely think ank heems poatan
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>Islam
>featherweight
Why is this holocaust victim replying to me with his ESL retardation?
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>>151163545
they're slavs
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>>151163435
We are Gromda Gods here, BKFC is gay and jewish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNJebXDxOWg
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>>151163464
He has to return to the tire shop if he loses this one thoughbeit
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>>151163545
He refused to condemn ariel helwani too
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>>151163545
Islam is going to win the featherweight belt soon and you are going to cry about it
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>>151163622
is he stupid enough to have wasted all his money already?
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>>151163636

Stop devouring my dementia diaper death dingleberries
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Shabbosheemers are in a frenzy today
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rape ariel helwani
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>>151163636
Oink pig!
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I retract my vile accusations and apologize humbly
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>>151163657
I need a big hairy pakdaddy to pump and pork my prostate and biryani bust my bacon bussy
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It's kind of mad how much better at it pakman is and still little brucie keeps trying
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>>151163743
SUUUUEY
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>>151163652
Give any person from a favela money and he won't know how not to blow it all at once
its clearly on his mind otherwise he wouldnt have said it at the face off
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It's crazy to think Lerone Murphy will be a UFC champion soon>>151163709
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what's with the oink and piggy stuff
are you guys freaks?
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>>151163786
Yes
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>>151163786
Ask yourself what "people" hate pork
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>>151163786
>why are men posting about sport involving half naked on an anime website for antisocial losers gay
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>>151163777
Ronedaddy can Lee rigape me whenever he likes
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>>151163810
Don't get sleepy again little piglet
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>>151163374
Yes, Pereddit is highly emotional because Ali has been insulting him on Redditlaev's twitter account so he's about to get Aldo-McGregor'd
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Hurr durrr chama *disgusting Portuguese* chama hurrrrrr

Hope he gets heemed tonight
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We're so ready
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>>151163886
Chomo in my son’s case sadly
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>>151163824
in what way is that related to pigs
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Poanal rape is getting stiffed cold in front of his two sons and millions of people. He can't wrestle or box.
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>>151163920
Good job exposing this scumbag.
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Pereira became fucking cringe to me when I found it that "chama" just means "flames" in portuguese so he's literally just going "dat sheeit's fire brah" every 2 seconds. Language barrier really made him sound like a stoic chad, i heard brazil anons talking about how he sounds like a dumbass favela nigger in their language. brazilian pimblett
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Keep your little tranny drama in the cords
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niggas that never shoulda spoke list:
ortega
pereira
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conor mcgregoy
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>>151163959
The stoic chad meme came from his feud with jizzy when jizzrael said he will freeze him like elza, and chama didn't even know whet frozen was and didn't shit talk like jizzy did.
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Why sigma males are more attractive than alpha males, stay tuned
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>>151163921
I answered your question
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>>151163997
is being a shabbas goy chud coded in ireland?
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>>151163997
>>151164079
They used to hate israel but since the spread of social media and brainwashing they have turned into gooby
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Merab is going to lose and Umar will immediately get a title shot against Cory
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>>151164151
>implying they wouldn't immediately give o'malley another shot first
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cory by spinning elbow
make note of this post
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>>151164151
Smeghagen's grappling is zero, he got tapped out in about 70 seconds by Aljo
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>>151164202
he looked horrible against umar as well. i think cory deserves a title shot but i also think he has 0 chance against merab
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Who is the strong silent type of the UFC?
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>Poatan talking about his next shift at the tire shop
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Why would he have to change tires he can easily get a job as an influencer
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>las vegas
>the emirates
Why is UFC always in the most souless corporate anti human cities?
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>>151164337
Bumfights is from las vegas and criminals too perfect for daner
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>>151164337
you live in a poverty shithole
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>>151164252
Wikłacz
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>>151164337
Because the POOfc is soulless. Fake recognizes fake.
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>>151164317
Getting heemed into retirement literally saps your influence, otherwise BJ Penn would have been shilling shit instead of getting heemed like 9 times in a row for pennies
You can only be an influencer if you go out on top like khalabeeb did with your aura intact
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>>151164355
>australia
lmao
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I miss the GFL.
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>>151164409
Why do they dress up like women
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>>151164409
no but you live in a country no one wants to go to because it's poor and full of retarded slav subhumans
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I miss rough and rowdy
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>>151164448
Sure thing, I'm glad changs are going to fully take over your silly shithole country by 2050.
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Heeminder that a whole world war started after two super powers wanted poland very much
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>>151164504
we'll be fine, you will always be poor though
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>>151164516
38 year old raped bitch AGPoatan
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gonna miss the early prelims but will be make to watch the prelims and main card. cheers
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>>151164552
>disappointed decomposing father
LMAO
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>>151164516
Being this amount of in your feefees about some russian autist decisioning you when you were fine getting flatlined into a living death by jizzy is weird
reminds me of when Khabib mogged literally everyone in the pressers but genuinely started seething up a storm when Tony said some dumb shit like take your glasses off
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>>151164583
back*
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>>151164518
Its started because of germano-russian autistic superiority complex
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Pussytan Pooptan Pooperpants
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I would unironically have sex with honda housey
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Pereira daddy? Porked and gaped AGPkalaev's bussy and he's about to do it again sadly
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>>151164660
>dana turns into tito ortiz
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>>151164625
Yeah but my point was they cared enough to invade no one has ever or will ever do that to straya
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>>151162814
Got my as kikced
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>>151164706
Kek
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Pereddit
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>Pigreira opening wide for his Magoda-
CHAMA
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>>151164839
mma is reddit
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I'm running $800/month cloud computing hardware for tonight
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>>151164840
Ok that one was brutal. I think I need to lay down that was a little too much even for me.
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>>151164860
True
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>>151164840
I'm eating b
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>>151164969
Pizza?
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>>151164938
tsmt please don't post violent videos like that, we are better than that.
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I have covid. Pray for me.
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>>151164900
link?
i used to be good with terraform and all azure and shit
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>>151165048
just get new lungs from kadyrov brazza
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>>151165048
mac-daddy
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>>151165070
320stream_space replace _ with .
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>>151165136
>320stream_space
foookin prawn
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>>151165074
He's a bit rotund I doubt they're good condition
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>>151163062
you're projecting
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>>151165048
Covid was proven to be a hoax.
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>>151165199
so khamzat ducked leon out of fear?
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>>151165199
whatever it was it destroyed me
i haven't fully recovered after 4 years
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>>151165199
khabib personally strangled fazza to death
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>>151165225
SS + GOMAD
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>>151165217
I fear so.
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finns are fucking retards total euro death NOW
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>>151165180
Turd your monitor on and stop feeding on my fetid festering feces
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Jiri will walk through khalil
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>>151165234
I had a stroke from the stench of my son shoving my dementia diaper dingleberries into his mother maggot minge before molesting it
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>>151165301
Quite the contrary.
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whats with this retarded nusharty speak
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>>151165360
this doo thinks iq is real o i am guffawing
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>>151165048
covid in big 2025
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>>151165360
All me btw
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stop telephoning me
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i believe in overcoming isometrics
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We're on
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>>151165360
wtf analbanians?
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I believe in miracles
Where you from
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DC had supraphysiological levels of test but everyone blames jon for peds
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doing peds is good actually
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>>151165340
What you think he's gonna just walk through him? Just walk right through him? What you think he's gonna get superpowers and phase right through him? Or maybe phase into him and then rematerialize and explode khalil? Yeah right someone should AI that into a video.
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>>151165548
Only literal retards care about it
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>>151165048
what a bitchmade faggot
>>151165199
based
>>151165225
what a bitchmade faggot
>>151165360
kek what the fuck happens between spain and portugal
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>>151165593
Maybe more algerians go to portugal
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i have daily knee and posterior tibia pain yet i keep on kicking #bushido spirit#karate
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>>151165619
you missed mine
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>>151165619
Ankalaev
Sandhagen
Khalil
Zalal
Abus
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>>151165548
There is an unspoken agreement with all fighters and fans where "just dont get caught". That's it. We can ignore that Dricus is obviously pissing nuclear and Costa can even joke about doing roids daily, but they just dont get caught so its fine. Gaming the system is part of the sport. Jon is a fucking retard because he failed the tests. DC was clearly on shit but didnt get caught.
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Magomed Ankalaev vs. Alex Pereira
Merab Dvalishvili vs. Cory Sandhagen
Jiri Prochazka vs. Khalil Rountree Jr.
Josh Emmett vs. Youssef Zalal
Abus Magomedov vs. Joe Pyfer
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>>151165625
algerians go to spain and france
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>>151165705
who tf is denisa
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>>151165705
I thought you missed mine but i see it was an early versions
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>>151165705
Pereira
Cory
Jiri
Zalal
Abus
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>>151165648
I forgot to export the new image
>>151165726
Jiri
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>>151165619
Pereira
Sandhagen
Prochazka
Emmett
Magomedov
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>>151165706
We have a fr*nch spammer who told us that saudi arabia made tests for algerians to prove they are not retarded to be able to enter that's the thing I'm referencing in the post
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>>151165726
jerry's name after the transition
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>>151165705
Poatan
Merab
Jiri
Josh
Joe
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>>151165705
hey b does it annoy you when people make up shitty names thinking they're funny (like I did) making it a tad harded for you to cross out losers?
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>>151165726
Jiraped’s drag name for when xhe bucks xer bussy on a fat BBC
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>>151165705
Pereira
Sandhagen
Prochazka
Emmett
Magomedov
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has anyone here ever actually been heem'd before? be honest.
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tomala asspainal
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>>151165818
I invented that
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SOWER PLAP
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>>151165788
Nah I don't mind, sometimes I have to guess when they're not obvious though
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>>151165807
when i was a teenager we would hyperventilate and then choke the blood to the brain by squeezing our necks
extremely fucking dumb but technical heem
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>>151165830
so what huh? what you want from me? you want me to troon out inject estrogen on my butt muscles weekly have laser hair removal on my whole body and start squatting heavy to have a big ass and kneel and become your cocksleeve? huh is that what you want?
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>>151165875
>>151165875
>>151165875
>>151165875
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>>151165830
Talmbout when tard wrangler aspinall referred to stipe as biden and jon as trump thereby implying that he was ms harris?
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>>151165807
i heem my meng every night b
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>>151165807
i got jumped a lot
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>>151165860
I used to do that with my friends, also as a young adult I did my fair share of whippets to heem myself
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>>151165891
poor, poor little retarded shrimpdick...
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>>151165807
Only once and in a very weird way but I have a solid chin irl
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>>151165807
Back in middle school I invented a game which consisted of spinning for like 1 minute straight and then running. Kids would unavoidably start dropping like drunks and the winner was whoever managed to stay standing after everyone else had fallen.

Not the same but I bet getting wobbled feels like that lmao. It was fun as fuck.
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talmbout when jon jones sniffed and sucked on that brazzas sweaty barnet
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>>151165860
That shit was fun until you get told about the kid from your town that died doing it and then you stop
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Mamagedov Ankraluzev vs Axelson Perrocha
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>>151165895
come to cork and ill heem you
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That was uncalled for
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tomala retardo jr shat on asspissnal shoe
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>>151165726
Holy fucking 300er
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A nice slice of carrot cake
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>ash
>so so sodesu
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Giryl Caine vs Tobias Aswalt
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>>151165807
I got heem breakied when I tried to be a warrior in a blowjob jitsu competition

neva tap braza
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>>151165891
Kill yourself shitskin jeet
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khalil got slept by walker he does't ave a chance against jiri
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>>151166057
Ye suh ova desuh
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Chins don't get better with time and periera got dropped by a LW
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If you are the big tree
We are the small axe
Sharpened to cut you down
Ready to cut you down
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>>151162703
What could the new secret deadly attacks be? What is he planning?
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Shintaro's new style is much better with joining vasileus gym
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>>151166257
hopefully it's not the same one as arman's
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gotta sleep early gn
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>>151165705
>chosing magomedov(the other one) because of the brazzas meme not knowing he trains in a german gym
kek
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Handsome Magadaddy.

Wish he’d pork my wife’s minge while I watch from the cuck seat.
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>>151165705
Ankalaev
Merabmutt
Jiri
Emmett
Magomedov
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>>151166333
kill yourself
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>>151166331
i've picked him because he trains in a german gym, brazza
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21 days until Gane fights.
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>>151166349
I already did. The stench of my son strokin’ it to my seventy year old steatorrhea squits sent me over the edge, sadly
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If I were an MMA fighter i wouldn't shower or brush me teeth for weeks before the fight so I would just be smelly and gross as fuck with would distract the other fighter durring ground and pound.
idk why nobody tried this strategy yet, remember all the crotch sniffing momments in MMA? Now imagine if they didn't wash their genitals in 3 weeks, that shit would be so demoralising the other fighter might just straight up quit the fight.
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>>151166333
I like when you're honest spammy. It's way less annoying. You've finally moved past projecting your desires onto others and have accepted the truth.
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>>151166468
Perhaps the most slavic thing I've read in a while
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>>151166468
that must would give the brazzas a hard-on in the octagon mate
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>>151166468
they can force you to wash yourself when they come check in you in the locker room before the fight
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>>151165705
Ankalaev
Dvalishvili
Rountree Jr.
Zalal
Magomedov
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Reminder: Meng could heem.
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>>151166522
Are there rules forcing one to shower before the fight? I don't think so.
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ShabbosgoyFC
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>>151166502
My son spat my steatorrhea squirts into his mother’s maggot minge then licked it back up
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>>151166550
You say that but rikishi got us stu vs raj and
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Where to watch ufc replays? So i can go directly there instead of getting spoileres in the morning
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>>151166700
pirate bay or 1337x retard.
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>>151166700
Paramount+ ad free subscription
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>>151166679
Stop bucking ya bussy on my decomposing dick

You’re too minging for my molestation
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>>151166700
fullfightreplays. Although the hardest part about illegal streaming is watching it the next day because not enough time has passed for it to be on fullfightreplays and its also not on the stream anymore
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>>151166758
we dont sign our posts here brother
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It’s almost time
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>>151165705
Ankalaev
Merab
Jiri
Zalal
Magomedov
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>>151165994
i'm english on a vpn b
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Would you lads heem Dagestani minge?
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>>151166468
>>151166522
Jason Mayhem Miller did this purposefully. Rampage said Matt Lindland did it too and it legitimately almost made him lose because of how distracting it was. That it would break his flow just acknowledging how much he stank.
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>>151166982
wtf I thought they were all towels up there

I go 2 3 years dagestan and inseminate
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need a stream link
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>>151166982
Absolutely without hesitation
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>>151165705
Ankalaev
Merab
Jiri
Emmett
Pyfer
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>>151167026
Pic related is Aubri Ibrag. She's ethnically Dagestani, but grew up in Australia
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>>151167083
Stop posting my wife
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>>151167040
not shrimpdick's gay little stream
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>>151165705
Alex Pereira
Merab Dvalishvili
Jiri Prochazka
Josh Emmett
Abus Magomedov
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>>151167043
Your mother’s maggot minge is moldy. Clean it.
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>>151167083
Imagine Khabib's woife looks like this under the towel and he's just smirking when people call her an inbred rat
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>>151167083
Who's the skirt
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>>151166671
Not sure what half those words mean. But let it out spammy. Use heem as your confessional, then turn your life over to The LORD.
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>>151167083
Daddies won again. They always win.
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>>151167138
it's actually umar under the towel
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>>151167159
You have sex with men. When are you turning your life over to the lord?
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>>151165705
Ankalaev
Merab
Jiri
Zalal
Pyfer
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>>151167083
>>151167138
>Ada Makhacheva
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>>151167159
Jean “lord” silva?
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>>151165705
Alex
Cory
Jiri
Josh
Joe
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>>151165705
CHADkalaev
MerGOD
The Samurai Warrior
CC0
Bodybagz
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>>151167177
Umar and Usman are actually the couple in a relationship, you seen them hugging in public?
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>>151167177
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>>151165705
Chama
Cory
Jiri
Emmett
Abus
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>>151167020
Interesting
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>>151167287
My son begged me to molest him but he was a minger
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>>151165875
>>151165875
>>151165875
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>>151165705
big ank
merab
khalil
zalal
pyfer
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>>151165705
Pereira
Merab
Jiri
Zalal
GODbus
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>>151167330
silly little shrimpclit, it doesn't start for another 35 bings
we're not using your thread anyway
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>>151167330
stupid jew
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>>151167330
Not using your thread murderer
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>>151167330
kill yourself
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whens garth's next fight?
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>>151167413
load up the thread klaus my man
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>>151167429
isnt it toporia? or was that speculation
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does dan corner veronica? is he allowed in the building if herb is there?
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Kill your other self.
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Kill thyself
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>>151167442
Ali works in mysterious ways
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No more fighting, love overcomes all conflicts.
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okay you soundrels, I am going to sleep and shall be waking up in 4 hours (2am)
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>>151167535
love fighting, me
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illlia fights are summer blockbusters. 2026 is justin and 2027 will be The Return of The Diamond
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>>151167541
Eat lots of beans and thank me later
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>>151167541
I hope you never wake up
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>>151167330
out of solidarity with my muslim brazzas im not posting in this thread
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>>151167541
fake one
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>>151167567
consider us not friends anymore
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>>151167541
One more sleep.
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>>151167295
based band
lady gaga is so based
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>>151167541
>skipping THE Farid Basharat's fight
holy cazzcazz
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>>151167595
Friends are for the weak
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>>151167541
cazzie
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>>151165360
It's only 100 because the Chinese rig standardised tests
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>>151167639
i'm sure he'll put anyone to sleep except for his actual opponent, like always
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When is Anshul Jubeast's next fight?
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the comfy midday australia ufc broadcast
the salt in your eyes feeling sick from drinking too much falling asleep 2am eu and uk buffered stream
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>>151167691
I can't do it anymore b, I am sick of staying awake for events that turn out to be shit, fight nights are always good because they are in some bumfuck country
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Just wanted to pop in before the card and tell you all that you stink
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>>151166982
1, 8 and 11 will be my harem
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>>151167736
just paint yourself brown and rock up in a boat
theyll give you a new house, social security and a new car here
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>>151167691
eeek a dipsomaniac!
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>>151167805
8 looks the cheekiest to me, good choice
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knuck in 15 bings
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>>151167951
>Eating McDonald's right before a steak dinner
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>>151167951
WDWTCH
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i'm gonna eat my leftover sausages
get drunk
watch /hoc/
see ya in 5.25 hours
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>>151168044
maple leafs suck
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>>151168097
get in here, brazzas
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>>151168105
they do!
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The Smashing Machine flopping so hard made many people realize mma isn't popular.

https://old.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/comments/1nxwdx7/taylor_swift_showgirl_vavavoom_30m32m_the/
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>reddit
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>>151165705
Big ANK
SANDMAN
RoundHEEM
Zalel
ABOSS
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>>151165705
Ankalaev
Merab
Jiri
Emmett
Pyfer
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I give up no stream works, I wasted money on weed pizza and beer for this I’m going to bed and will see results in morning
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i have a stream but i wont share it
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>>151165705
alex
devilish willy
halal
strickland's heem victim
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>>151175947
You mean as hell
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>>151165705
pyfer
zalal
Jiri
Merab
Poatan
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fight sports are for chuds
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How long until Joe says pyfer punches harder than ngubu
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>>151175601
Crack and meth streams work fine
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you stupid fucking soviet mook
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Is abus about to heem most of the picks
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>>151175601
320stream dot space
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fifty thousand dollar, and abus is yours
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Farted myself awake
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buck broken
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Merab is the bantamweight GOAT and soon to be the GOAT of MMA.
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>>151181800
i blew up everyone's phones I knew off this shit, watching the whole thing all the way through was insane especially with this Rogan glaze and coach dean saying the same shit and Jiri just turned that shit up and willed him the fuck outta there
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>When biology hits you right in the face

Poor, poor little blk boy.... never stood a chance.... biology really is brutal.
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>>151182206
based race baiter
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Cory did a lot better than I thought he’d do. He even went against his striking instincts but wasn’t that effective

The way to beat Merab is to rip combos on the inside and constantly stalk him. Bw is exposed, there are more le technical strikers than marauding infighters

Think about all the times Merab has bordered on being heemed. It was on the inside
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Gamethread is pointless right now.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
HOLY SHIIIIIIIT
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>Jiri crying
based as fuck
>>
Kek
>>
dead inbred

ali abdelaziz is a terrorist

good always defeats evil :)
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CHAMA PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
>>
early
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What the fuck I looked away and I missed the whole fight?!
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pakis in the fucking dirt ahahahaahahahahahhaahahahah
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just made $500 on alex
chama is love
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seethe inbred mudslime piggies
>>
CHAMA YES CHAMA
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Let's be real Chimaev submits Alex in 5 seconds.
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>>151183112
>>151183112
>>151183112
>>
early stoppage herb dean
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How bad is Ankalaev? Or is this rigged?
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CHAMA
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>WELCOME TO THE ANKALAEV ERA
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ankbros how do we cope
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Early stoppage
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CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA
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He actually did it
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>quoting El Chavo
Based

>>151183141
My GOAT will duck this fight, as he should
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NoChama status?
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Where’s the paki brit? Come out coward.
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Fuck
I was really enjoying the Ankalaev era. Probably my favourite of all the eras.
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>give him Anka-ACK
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Ankalaev clinches the trilogy
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Did Poatan get his aura back? I think so.

Also it was so wholesome seeing Jiri happy for Alex. He wants to face Alex at his best. The dude is really a pure warrior.
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spammybros...
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rats.... our response?
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Where Dana?
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>>151183200
>27 12-6 elbows to the head
>early
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Combat sambo bros...I thought it was an invincible fighting style
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Pereira vs Aspinall now I guess
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BRAZZAFAGGOTS CAN NEVER POST IN HEEM AGAIN AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

WHERE ARE YOU NOW PAKIBONG

WHERE ARE YOU NOW
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actually for alex that is an extremely late stoppage
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>
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soft little bitch took literally one punch before trying to sniff crotch
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WELL WELL WELL
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>>151183266
Correct. Poatan should've been allowed to kill him.
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Heeminder that Jiri is 15-2 in his last 17. Alex is the 2.
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khabib is still the goat
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>>151183266
Was he out or even heavily dazed? (No).
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Printing out the Nina Drama apology forms right now
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>>151183149
Flawless stoppage
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>pereddit
bring on ulberg, he's too fast for this old hue
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0 Dagi champs lol
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Noooooooo my boring decisionator noooooooo

how am I supposed to be a contrarian loser now???
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TOTAL DAGESTANIGGER DEATH

THE REDDITLAEV "ERA" LADIES AND GENTLEMAN AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
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im so happy bros
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HEY PUSSY YOU STILL THERE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK CROTCHSNIFFING INBREDS

I can finally come back to /heem/ outside of fight day
>>
JON JONES
>>
silence from goat fuckers is deafening
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Based Pereira paying respects to the GOAT retarded yank scum too dumb to understand what to do
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why do dagis have such weak chins?
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>>151183305
>JUST DONT DEFEND YOURSELF
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>I will strike
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>died suddenly
jon anik watch your words kid
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reminder not one of you racist incels would ever say any of this IRL to any ethnic, this is your little safe space because you are cowards, keep that in mind.
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early stoppage?
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What part of Brazil are you from, lads? Toronto, Brazil reporting in.
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I didnt know jon jones fucking brother fucking DIED
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TOTAL DOGESTANI DEATH
MOW DOWN DOGESTANIS EVERYWHERE
CURB STOMP PAKITRANNY INTO A BLOODE PULP
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>>151162703
Likely trilogy match next
Jiri vs ulberg for the winner
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BASED CLASSY CHAMA
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merab had sandhagen equally hurt
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hahahahahahahahahaahahaha
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Islam is next
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Lets be real. Re-doing the hand wave thing was cringe
>>
I'm happy for Alex but i'm not satisfied with this fight at all.
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>>151183266
All blocked. No damage.
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>>151183349
Inbreeding
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>crotch sniffer brutally pounded into the ground like a tent peg
pure basado
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>>151183365
He wasnt getting out of that man
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>Jiri in the crowd, looking ready to get knocked out again
everything is back to normal
>>
MAMMAT RIIVAA
>>
how did Jon Floyd die?
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>>151183360
Good always defeats evil. :)
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>>151183350
Theoretically if those shots weren't damaging he should be allowed to tank them for the full 5 mins without the ref stepping in.
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>>151183394
just say you've never trained in your life bro
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>>151183371
They will be happy that Ankalaev is out of the picture
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>>151183365
Ank had plenty of time to try to move, did just held his arms over his head in fear of the stone hands
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poatan v bones in the white house
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>>151183380
why is zuck so happy?
>>
just took a huge magomed in the ACKalaev
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>>151183371
No trilogy

He literally demolished him, it's fucking over

Same as no Jizzy Pereddit trilogy, if you get nuked there's no questions anymore
Faggotlaev goes to the back of the line
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>>151183360
Shut up you slack jaw faggot gringo mayo monkey. I would literally DDT you on the street IRL
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>>151183380
Early
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You now remember Magomed Ankalaev
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>>151183360
why u seething muzzoid
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>>151183380
>take one good punch
>immediately cower and quit
Absolute state of inbreds
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Which brazilian pornstar do I goon to in celebration
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>Jiri negotiating for the Ank fight
Let's do it!
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jiri is so based kek
>>
ACKalaev completely dominated and humiliated. He will never smell the title again.
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2 Dagis getting finished on the same card, it feels like Christmas
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>>151183322
>>151183325
>>151183336
what a great night
it almost feels like...we won
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Jiri I love you bro but Poatan is your kryptonite
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THE RAPED
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>>151183360
gtfo mudslime
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>>151183360
They are getting bold but if they get hit they’ll cry to the police and online mob will want to jail them

Literally provoke for an assault to ruin their life
>>
Run that back and Magomed gets the win.
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Did Jiri just say he hates Chama because of twitter beef
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>>151183380
Anthony Smith-esque performance
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>>151183360
I'll call you a nigger to your face if you want
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i love this sport lads
thanks for sharing the night with me
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Look at Megan's big tits FUCKKK
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Ankywonkies...what do we do...
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>>151183360
Brazza, do not worry. They have no children, we have 8. History will vindicate us, inshallah.
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Pereira finally used his rear hand. I was complaining about that shit so much in the first fight
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this is what a heemed fighter looks like
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>jiri trilogy

Why
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>>151183394
sorry about your bet and retardation
>just curl in a ball and hold on until you die

>>151183411
>defend yourself at all times
>0 defense and curl in a ball
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>>151183380
Early
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can't tell who's a cazzie and who just wants to see ank hurt more
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Im just glad I wont be hearing about this fucking bum "big ank" anymore. Shit felt so forced.
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>literally crying tears of joy watching ank get heemed
holy kek
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>>151183380
Love this dude so much.
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>>151183380
He swtiched his left and his right hand in the dressing room. Isn't this cheating?
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>>151183468
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>>151183380
fucking retard can't into smiff guard
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>>151183468
You weren't invited b please leave already
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>>151183461
yeah
ank probably doesn't even know what Ali tweeted kek
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any terrorist rat snitches ITT?
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>>151183461
he meant ank
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>>151183479
it's the most kino fight to make
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whoa but don’t forget Ankalaev hit him a few times in the first fight and held him against the cage
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jiri is AUTISTIC
>>
Just took a massive Arthur in the Jones.
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ulberg heems
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BIOLOGY
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HEY AUSTRALIA. YOU NEXT
YOU BETTER NTO LSOE TO MACKACHEV
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Chama brought me back to the ufc
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megan fine shyt trynna hide her breasts WHY
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>>151183496
Did you forget that he broke Magumbo's punch record with his right hand?
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new thread
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>>151183360
moon cricket
jigaboo
porch monkey
darkie
moolie
coon
big lipped
can’t play chess
low iq
buckbroken
NIGGITY NIGGITY NIGGER BOY
(I’m just kidding)
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did they shoop her eyes
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Stop trying to make Ulberg a thing. He's not a thing he fucking sucks.
>>
Asfalttisoturii
Oijoijoi
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why didnt sandhagen just heem merab? Is he stupid?
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>>151183532
jdm is going to kill that cunt
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>>151183515
I took money from (Abus) Magomedov.
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>>151183468
It was a good card. Now to try and fall asleep before the sun comes up.
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>>151183542
literally who the hell are the last ones
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Fuck Ulberg, ducking pussy
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retards bet on ank kek
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>>151183571

>>151183571

>>151183571
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>>151183564
>the sun
He lives in oirland
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black jag more like brown bag i dropped one of him in the toilet earlier today
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If I was Ankalaev I simply would have hid
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>>151183350
He was defending himself because the shots were landing on the gloves
>>
Using the 12-6 hellbows was very high IQ by Alex. His ground and pound is not that good and Ank might have held on if he didn't make that adjustment
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>>151183579
I said the same in the first fight
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Why didn't Alex just do that in the first fight?
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>>151183441
man I love seeing these towelheads get heemed so much
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>>151183646
same, brotha
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>>151183394
Poatan wasn’t even in full mount and Ank just covered his face with his arms like his dad was beating him lol
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>redditan won
>is going to duck the rematch and call out izzy or jan again
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>>151183630
broken hand + COVID
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>>151183380
ngl this shit looks so rigged
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>>151184095
Ank trains in Kadyrov's gym. If he were to take a fall, he would get dissapeared along with his entire family.
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>>151162844
She's got ugly hands.



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